 Listen, it's no mystery that the Detroit Lions theme team is a 97 overall. We're talking about one of the greatest franchises in NFL history. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Detroit Lions, my hometown team. I'm so excited for this gameplay. Huge shout out to EA. Because no matter how poverty your franchise is, you can still build a nasty, nasty theme team. In fact, I would be shocked if there's a single maxed out theme team that isn't at least a 97 overall. So yes, the Lions may actually be the biggest joke of a franchise in the entire NFL. I mean, somebody's got to do it, right? There's 32 teams. Somebody has to be the most poverty. We still have some of the greatest players of all time at their respective positions. Megatron, top three. I'm not putting them in order, but it's Jerry Rice, Megatron, Randy Moss. That's top three all time. Debate a wall. Barry Sanders, top three all time. The top three for halfbacks. It should look like this. It should look like Jim Brown. Barry Sanders, Walter Payton. Now I could go with the gold 99 Barry Sanders for this team, but I actually have like a full dedicated video for gold 99 Barry Sanders. So I feel like that's kind of pointless. You could go Deandre Swift too, but there is Reggie Bush. I actually want to go with Deandre Swift. Reggie Bush did not play for the Lions until he was like legitimately washed up and he sucked on the Lions. And of course, none other than the man himself, gold 99 Matthew Stafford. The instant this man got traded off the Lions, he went and won a Super Bowl. I do miss him, but I got to say, how exciting was it to watch our boy? Like this, this is our baby. Matthew Stafford, we grew him. Hey, he's sitting over here. Georgia posters right there. The Lions kind of held this man back and I think the whole league is finally seeing his true potential. It was so annoying as a Lions fan though to watch him go off and they would never post, nobody ever post about him because our team sucked so bad. Either way, gold 99 Stafford with incredible stats and 85 speed. He's got like 99 everything, so should be fun. Megatron. The Easter promo was like a Lions slurp off session and I'm all here for it. I love to get topped off. Six foot five Megatron with 99 speed, 99 jump, 99 catch. Who needs a golden ticket wide receiver when you have this? And he's not even that expensive either. Like I really, I got to say I really, I'm very happy with what EA's done this year because I can have a gold 99 Megatron. It's not crazy expensive and he's super good. Golden Tate, incredible for the Lions for a very long time. Amonra St. Brown, the one player I miss on this team is Marvin Jones. Marvin Jones was awesome for the Lions. I love him. He is our fourth string wide receiver though. So I have no justifiable way of starting him, but Jason Kabinda, low key, I don't know shit about this guy. So maybe I'm just the shittiest fan ever, but I don't know how we got a 93 overall fullback. DJ Hawkins sucks. You know what? Our last few draft picks have actually been really good. Lions went a few years just getting the, just horrible drafting, but Pinae Sewell ended up being a really solid pick. Hawkinson has been a really solid pick. I would say Hawkinson is one of the only players currently on the Lions roster who has potential to go to the Hall of Fame. We've also got Eric Ebron who ironically is one of those picks I'm talking about. I think we took Ebron over like Odell, Aaron Donald, Ryan Shazir. It's like embarrassing all the people we took Eric Ebron over. Hala Poolevati Vaitai, great right guard. Frank Ragnar. He's been okay. Jonah Jackson, solid and Riley Reed. You love to see Riley Reed. You can never get mad about that. That moves us to the defense, which is actually crazy good too. And that's really thanks to like a few cheese ass players. Free safety Megatron, cheese ass player, but you know what? It's a 98 overall. 98 right outside linebacker Barry Sanders. Wait, how fast is this linebacker? He is 99 speed. It's a five foot eight 99 speed linebacker. Jaylen Reeves, Maven, 96. Derek Barnes, 95. And Broderick Thomas, 97. Jayron Curse, gold. Well he's not gold 99, but he is a 99 boosted up there. Amani Orowariye. So happy about this pick. I really like Amani Orowariye. Ashon Robinson and Dhave Kinsu. I love the Dhave Kinsu bro. I hate that the game has him as a right end because like the Dhave Kinsu is like historically a de-tackle for the Lions. He should totally be a de-tackle, but whatever. We still got Michael Brockers, Everson Griffin, 99. Desmond Truffaut, night train lane. So it's a weird hodgepodge because when you look at this defense like almost none of these players currently play for the Lions. I mean there's a few obviously, but it's a whatever it works. It's a 97 overall, so I'm happy. Also the most massive shout out to my boy AJ. So AJ let me use his account. He is a huge Lions fan, as you can obviously tell. And he's been a subscriber for forever. So AJ you are the homie. Thank you so much for letting me use your squad bro. I can't wait to get you a dub. Oh, and I love to see something like this. He is in veteran division, which actually isn't going to be too tough. So that's not an issue, but he's four and three. Four and three. So if I take a loss to my boy here I reset his season. Let's see if I can get him an inch closer to the playoffs right now. Detroit Lions Thief team. I got to play my heart out here, right? Also a huge thank you to Epic Games for sponsoring today's video. 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It's weird chopping down a tree and not getting any wood. I really like this though. I think I have a lot better shooting skill than I have building skills so this game mode is like perfect for me. This one just go up there. Someone just went up there. Uh-oh. We're about to find a fight. I'm hurt. No, where'd I get shot from? Shoot. Hey, that was awesome though. Good shot. Oh, and he's... Come on, man. That's zero build. It's amazing. Completely changes the battle. There's a link in the top of the description. Jump into Fortnite right now and play Fortnite Zero Build. So much fun. I know you guys are going to love it. Epic Games, thank you for sponsoring today's video guys. Enjoy the rest. These guys, 99's Sean Taylor, Kevin Pierre-Lewis and that is a Washington Commanders theme team. It is the Commanders versus the Lions. Poverty franchise matchup. And you know what? Knowing how the NFL does it, I'm sure they'd make this a primetime matchup for basically no reason. Yeah, let's just use her berry in the middle. I can't wait. Oh, wow. He's even got Carson Wentz at QB. Does he want to throw up? No, he's going to throw under. What just happened to Barry? Let's go, Megatron. Get over there, buddy. Hey! What a gap shot. Gibson's going nowhere. Oh, I see it on the left side. Can I get there? Oh, I'm there. Throw it. No, don't throw that. I'm going to laser by Carson Wentz. You know it's a bad day. Jayron? Oh, get up. Don't throw that on nitrate. Lane, are you crazy? What are you doing? Oh, I was hoping to return that. He's gone. Lions, Lions theme team. Quickest rage quit of all time. Holy shit. Oh my God. It's actually like poverty day or something. That was a Jets theme team. To play the Commanders and the Jets. Just PA cross shot. Damn it. I'll be ready with Tracy Walker to fly up top, if that's the case. Ah! I hate people who spin. They're so good at it. I got to learn that shit, dude. People are so nasty with that. I'm kind of, I'm kind of guarding all of this. Hey! That's what I'm talking about. Endemic ensue. All right. Second to 21. Great, great work right there. He might throw the left side underneath. It's totally open. If he wants it, ensue. Endemic ensue. It lights out. That's two sacks, back to back. Nothing's open. And that's a safety. Oh, it was a berry. Berry standards is fourth and 49. You are not going for this, bro. In what universe? I'm just going to send everyone. I was just about to say, bro, have you actually converted a fourth? No, it's not another range, is it? What's the next most poverty franchise? Is it the Browns? What if we played a Browns theme team next? We do keep getting theme teams though, which is sick. Cowboys theme team. Let's see if the Cowboys actually want to play a game. Oh, Sue's about to get another one. Oh, no way. Well, he did eat. He stepped out of bounds, which is good. He wants to throw here. Oh, good defense. What's he trying to throw to? I'm on it with Berry. He can't throw anything. He can't throw anything. He just walked himself out of bounds. Fourth and 12, bro. Oh, left side's open. Shit. I was so good for three straight and just sold it on the final one. I'm going to fake it. I'm going to go up to the top. Oh, shit. Just make the tackle, boys. Damn. Ditka's running it down on us. 57 yards for just Ditka. No more blitzes. Let's play clean. Hey, Ditka's just owning us right now. I'm not worried. You know what? This is literally the first time I get to see the Lions offense, isn't it? Isn't this the first time I get to see our offense? This is an interesting play, but I'm just going to run it. Oh, Hawkins socks down the seam. It's a tight end battle at Hawkins End. Let's go. That's how you start it out. Yeah, he's looking to guard it this time. She's got to throw that one away. Wait, man, coverage on me. One of my abilities on Stafford. Conductor, Gunslinger, Hot Rodmaster, Protected, Quick Draw. Holy shit. All right, let's give Swift a route, since this is probably still man. He should be able to burn him. Exactly what we wanted. Swift is kind of small, though. It kind of scares me. Like he's just going to get rocked. You think he guards it now? You think he goes over the middle? I mean, he did, but he's a little late. How's it going to say, bro? What are you doing? A quick tutty for a quick tutty. Oh, Megatron clear. Oh, shit. Oh, but Deandre Swift. Oh my goodness. Deandre Swift. Let's get it. Erwarrie. You know, if that was a good ball, I don't know what would have happened, but I at least would have had a shot at the INT. Shit, I'm on Brockers. I don't want to be on Brockers. Oh, it'll work. It'll work. Hey, Sue from behind. Fourth and four. Let's see what he does with Dicca. I know he wants to throw Dicca. Going with an out route. That's not open. This man is lucky, dude. First and 10. Dude, he's just thuming on me right now. Get low. Oh, no. Okay. He wants this. I knew it. How are you catching this shit? All right. It's going to run out. It's going to run out. We're good. He doesn't go for two, which means we can maintain a one point lead if I score again. Dude, I can't lose now. This is the game to take AJ to the playoffs. I got to win this. I'm just going to keep feeding Deandre Swift until he stops me. And he does not appear capable of stopping me. Also, his user is fucking Dogwater. It makes me mad, dude, to see his user like this because he keeps scoring on me on offense. It makes me feel like a bomb. Let's try and get the run game going. My offensive line is not spectacular, but it's certainly good enough. Good looks, boys. Deandre Swift for six. There's Hawkinson wide open. Dude, I legitimately want the ball in his hands. I know I can turn him over, and it's game over once I do. I've been experimenting with the stretch recently, and it's pretty good. We'll see how it goes. Second and 10 here. Not sure why they just shifted, but hey, great blocks. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. I'm telling you, bro, I've been starting to use the stretch again, and it's kind of mean. Look at these blocks. Just got to get inside his user. His user sucks, so it's pretty easy. And you know what? We still got a one point lead. I like this a lot. Very high score in game here, but the longer it's in his hands, the better because I can score on command, but he's going to turn it over, and that's going to be the difference in this game. Just another check down. What coverage am I in? Hey, ever say Griffin made sure it didn't matter. All right, Reeves may have been. Let's see it, buddy. Second and 16. Ooh, a little stop. Oh, mine. So my theory was that his luck would eventually wear off, but it's kind of not wearing off right now. It's okay. He might get field goal range. That is a horrible pass. Oh my God. It's almost comical at this point. It's almost comical. It's not really that funny, but it's almost comical. Oh, give me the two. Wait a minute. Got to house this. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We would have liked that before, but wow, what a swing. My two-point conversion ended up being super clutch because this is now 17 to 20 when it should be. If he had just PAT'd and I had PAT'd every time, it'd be 21 to 14. Now, if I get field goal range, I tie the game up and I get ball ahead. Oh, it's like the first time I saw his user make a decent play. The good thing though, what he's doing there is he's taking that high safety out of the equation, which is the high safety in Cover Two Man. So I can send Hawkinson, I think, and I think it'll be open. Wait a minute, but you're not over the top. What are you doing? He's trying to use the high safety in Cover Two Man. What are you doing? It makes me mad that he has 20 on me, bro. Insane play, Stafford with a laser to Amonra St. Brown, right? That was Amonra. Either way, the whole Lions, like the OG Lions are playing amazing right now. Stafford, Deandre Swift, Amonra St. Brown, Nedomica and Sue Barry Sanders, I love it. Dude, think about how massive that intercepted two-point conversion is, because if I just pick it off and go down, I have 22. That's just, or if he just takes the one and gives me no points, I mean, it's so massive. It's a four-point swing, because now if I score a touchdown, it's a two-possession game. And if I kick a field goal, it's a seven-point game. Deandre Swift, let's go. Keep carrying. Ah, that was a warp animation. I had the juke. There it is in a great block and another. And I stooled with the downfield block. Four rushes, 44 yards and a touchdown. He's got a Barry Sanders stat line, because he's jumping right side. I'm taking it left. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey, I don't mind a glitchy run. I don't mind a glitchy run at all. Exactly 11 yards, keeping his average perfect. Hawkinson, unbelievably wide open down low. I don't like how many big hits I'm taking though. Should probably chill out a little bit. I'm actually going to run right at him. Yes, sir. The run game is a nutswitch on. See ya. God, your ass. Let's go. Look at that. Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush was so mad. I took him out of starter. Had to come in and get a touchdown. 31 to 20, finally putting this game in a position where I feel like it's like a true W. What's he going for here? Oh, stayed in bounds. Well played. No, he'll be out of bounds even if he throws it. Yup, he stepped out of bounds. It's all good. You want to throw here? Come on. How you can be so good on offense and so bad on defense? It's crazy. It's actually describing what I'm doing as well. So, come on. We know it's a pass. We got the blues covered. Right here. Dicca! I finally got your number, buddy. Oh, and you're diving a little. Oh, my God. Dak made that from the ground. Is that literally three rage quits against three team teams with the Detroit Lions? To take my boy AJ all the way into the playoffs? What else did you expect? It's a Detroit Lions theme team. Of course, I was going to show out. We just took our boy AJ from four and three to seven and three. Reminds me of myself playing wheel of mud. Now I just need my lines of real life to do this. And I won't have depression every football season. Love you, boys. Thanks so much. It's always absolute blast. We're just only like, I say there's like 15 or 16 teams left. We've done a good amount. But if you do have a 97 overall or better theme team, that doesn't have camp chancellor, no camp chancellor, no Jack Young blood, none of that. Make shit. If you do have one on next gen, shoot me a DM on Twitter. All right. I love you, boys. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.