 Intragastric balloons arrived with much fanfare in the 1980s, balloons that could be implanted into the stomach and inflated with air water to fill up much of the space. Sadly, surgical devices are often brought to the market before there's adequate evidence of safety and effectiveness, and the balloons were no exception. The gastric bubble had its bubble burst when a study at the Mayo Clinic found that 8 out of 10 balloons spontaneously deflated, which is potentially dangerous as they could pass in the intestines and cause an obstruction, but not before causing gastric erosions in half the patients, damaging the stomach lining. The kicker is that in terms of inducing weight loss, it didn't even work. Eventually, it was pulled from the market, but now balloons are back. After a 33-year hiatus, the FDA started approving a whole slew of inter-gastric balloons in 2015, immediately resulting in more than 5,000 placements. By then, the Sunshine Act had passed, which forced drug companies in the surgical and medical device industry to disclose any payments they were making to physicians to shine a disinfecting light on industry enticements. By now, most people know about the overly cozy financial relationship doctors can have with big pharma, but fewer may realize that surgeons can also get payments from companies for the devices they use. The 100 top recipients of industry payments received an unbelievable $12 million from device companies in a single year, yet outrageously when they published papers only a minority disclosed the blatant conflict of interest. The benefit of balloons over most types of bariatric surgery is that they're reversible, but that doesn't mean they're benign. The FDA has released a series of advisories about the risks that include patient deaths. Wait, how could someone suffer a stomach perforation with a smooth rounded object? By causing the patient to puke so much, they rupture their stomach and die. That's how. Nausea and vomiting are unsurprisingly very common side effects affecting the majority of those of balloons placed inside them. Persistent vomiting likely also explains cases of life-threatening nutrient deficiencies after balloon implantation. Some complications such as bowel obstruction are due to the balloon deflating, but others, oddly enough, are due to the balloons suddenly over-inflating, causing pain, vomiting, and abdominal distention. This was first noticed in breast implants, as documented in reports such as The Phenomenon of the Spontaneously Auto-Inflating Breast Implant. Out of nowhere, the implants just start growing, increasing breast volume by an average more than 50%. It remains, one review noted, an under-reported and poorly understood phenomenon. Interestingly, breast implants were actually used as some of the first failed experimental intragastric balloons. As with any medical decision, though, it's all about risks versus benefits. Industry-funded trials display notable weight loss, but it's hard to tease out the effect of the balloon alone from the accompanying supervised diet and lifestyle changes prescribed along with them in the studies. In drug trials, you can randomize subjects to sugar pills. But how do you eliminate the placebo effect of undergoing a procedure? Perform sham surgery. In 2002, a courageous study was published in the New England Journal of Medicine. The most common orthopedic surgery, arthroscopic surgery of the knee, was put to the test. Billions of dollars are spent sticking scopes into knee joints and cutting away damaged tissue in osteoarthritis and knee injuries. But does it actually work? Knee pain sufferers were randomized to get the actual surgery versus a sham surgery in which they actually sliced into people's knees and pretended to perform their procedure, complete with splashing saline, but never actually did anything within the joint. The trial caused an uproar. How could you randomize people to get cut open for fake surgery? General medical associations questioned the ethics of the surgeons, as well as the sanity of the patients who agreed to be part of the trial. But guess what happened? Sure, the surgical patients got better, but so did the placebo patients. The surgeries had no actual effect. Currently, rotator cuff shoulder surgeries, facing the same crisis of confidence. When intragastric balloons were put to the test, sham-controlled trials show both older and newer devices sometimes failed to offer any weight loss benefit. Even when they do work, the weight loss may be temporary, because balloons are only allowed to stay in for six months, at which point the deflation risk gets too great. Why can't you just keep putting new ones in, that's been tried, and failed to improve long-term weight outcomes? A sham-controlled trial showed that any effects of the balloon on appetite and satiety may vanish with time, perhaps as your body gets used to the new normal. What sham surgery trials have shown us is that some of our most popular surgeries are themselves shams. Doctors like to pride themselves on being men and women of science we rightly rail, for example, against the anti-vaccination movement. Many of us in medicine have been troubled by the political trend of people choosing their own facts. But when I read that some of these still popular surgeries are not only useless, but may actually make things worse, for example, increasing the risk of progression to a total knee replacement, I can't help but think we are hardly immune to our own versions of fake news and alternative facts.