 honestiwa kwere mouha kwa peakura wa kama kumilu nabu uzi kama kumilu mainkaji na w abstuha kwasin sbkwa kwama a �omina hiri mouwa kwa paluha kawapa kwa kumilu katu kutinia kwa wastu kikigi kongatia karkina Koma kwa uzi, mouwa wabakaka kwa kunila kwa isilia uzi na kwa kwa kumilu matake kwa isilia kwa, kdtsia koka kwa kwa kumilu matiki, kutimia kwa kumilu matiki Ay, anya meja ribu, you've really tried, mil kwa na suma suma, some of these things I'm just saying, I assure you. Kuna tu wanda kwenye lukak suheili kwe li? Kwe li, lakini kuna wali tu, wana make up tu vidru. Deja sound like something I would say, wana jua. Thanks you guys for reaching out. By the way, me, my name is Joi Mochache. Do find me on joiandasko mochache. Yes, let's begin, Danny. Yes, welcome to Breaking Views. We want to do this because... What's the name? Eman James. Breaking Views in Suheili, it's Habari Yanayojiri. Honesty speaking, Geili iwekile mea. Yung Geili iwekata. Habari Yanayojiri. Then we also have Sheldon Mushilwa. Nasa yama, mawani Yanayojiri. Ie kwa sawa. U kwa sawa, mawani Yanayojiri. Fiti Kaibondwa muna wana, e kwa sawa wala wana samam. Ati volume vipi, amani yung gezi, kanyangia tu wa po. Tukosa wa ndu tanda kuhaza sasa. This was last week's question. And looking also at Jeremy Steve morning. Nikijere ibu ku translate. E manzeata jina ku translate nye uwezi. Mani nini sasa. What's ku translating? Nikijere ku translating. Translating suheili. Ah, tende laksama comment. Ah, unona. Ya, ya, joi. Tukene lakaya ku translating. Breaking Views. Tukama ku sema in quotes. Yanayojiri. Tukia sasa hevi. Kwa kwa wala wana. Uweza ku beku nye luga. Siji wa kwa sawa je? Chiles Irrari Washamata. I like that last name. Kuvunja Habari. I like how easy you kept it. Kuvunja Habari. Hayabas moving on to the next one. Eman James. Nimi nangoja jibu langu. Nime jibu yeno. Nahamutaki ku jibu yangu. Kwa ni ame uliza nimi? Ulu kwa uliza aje. Mani kwa sawa, nimi nila uliza po katopu. Kwa ni kwa tukai kani kiazi tu. Tuna kuza kwa ko. Tuna kum. Sofiru is there saying breaking. Kuvunja views maoni. Kuna saswa wila mese maivo. Tumrafiki wa Chelsea. Mone shu wa iae. Yanau chipuka. Uwe ame uliza. Uwe ame uliza. Yanau chipuka. You went to Solis Anifu school. Ame you from the coast or something. Mata mababi akunye hilo. Bengawadze. We need to call it brief because of time. But for that, let's have a look at what we have today. We have got so much lined up for it today. So, sujui itu sema kama walutu nila kwa nasama. Seda, relax, and enjoy it. Amunana aje. Ya, kifutsimpo. Ketini tuapu kwa couch. Us we're here to make you guys laugh with the help of a few videos. Uliza mi tuwa. Ulianda? No, okay. I think a couple of them. Sindio. I like Alex's memory so intact maze. Ay, let's move to Zingiro Kumbukes. The fact that I used to attend his son's congress na nina patao. Bogi. Rendyote kwa sayate. Kwa na skudu. Kwa tu pa le baku beji ma dance crew. Anyway, kuna hi dancing crew. Bado hi ma tokelezea dance for the Lord. That's why I have to bring in the aspect of dancing up. Dancing for the Lord. Ina kwa nga tu po ha. Nisa ma tu katahi. La kini kuna hi re deflani una shanga. Wana dance kiyaji. A lafu ame baka koti. But Zingiro kwa comment before. Kuspati watu details. Kuspati watu details. The details are the best bit. Tami na baka bwa niya sasa. Na kujengana wana zaki pa niwi. Natapia lungi kwa na nini ya ke. The lungis have their own two moves. Bili bottoms and two ones. Lafu kiflipi. Those days when slim suits were not in fashion, there was space in the trouser. Yes. Yes. Lazimu iku jikiwa hiwa. Wana ke ukitaka iku na sweetness ya wimbo. Lazimu iku jikiwa hiwa. Lafu wana jikiwa wana. Shwa. Shwa. You know, if you didn't point that out, I wouldn't have noticed that. Ha? Ya, the coats. I was just looking at the dance moves. Iku wana mangalia koti. Koti sosa. Koti sosa. Kisha even. Ya need to make even things much, much, much better. Chumun. Kupama nubisia yun yuki? Ati? Yun nili kwa ki? That's the key of it all. Koti. Anyway. Atatu ndelia manze. This next one in itwa. Do these. Dami na. I don't know what comes to your mind. Kisiki aiyo lakini. Aiyapana. You guys. You guys. To end itonga liya. Kwa tua spotbike? Nisa. Karanja mece ikamba ka mepaika 6 pa kapa. Adil. Eh. Ya live. Ikuna vanya. Ini spotbiker. Okay. Alafku no fili kumakahera. Udan liya 2 hibis. So ngeya ta. Umaze. Kwa kwa nanakuansai. I ignite. An actually, my ignite ran out. Alafku. Maskiyo. Anana. Duh maskiyo, Shweishwee. Anana. Tahu Devil. Masefu. Waski oishu-ushi Bajum, mefemret part was a How did they make him vibrate if he That's a good one Alafukunu umozi uo na jiyo waluwa setru ku shake especially us men Atu kipitakumulungu ugungu hapa It's the most painful part kugungua Laki na toki gomona kuna dema apo, you don't speak out. O rada kuna msi apo utake jumu umia, yu wuna kanyanga hadu fiki mahali, wuna zaji fichalafo. So bugi me tandiko, wuna skip tami ya tanki me tawani ni, saun. Let's get to ya. Ba, alafu ako like, akari verifu, boi ako like, oh, wana ako li pisha kisasi, li pisha. Li pisha, it is now. But that is a good one. That one is a good one. Ii miweza, ii miweza. Do this tande na. What to ukambani? We didn't mention names, actually. I didn't mention anything. I just said, Gina, amba ya, amba. Ni Gina, amba, amma ni Gina, amba alo. Hey, Gina, amba. Hard to just say ma ni ni. Laki ni, before chungu liya place, tafalali jichunge, you never know what is happening. Yes. Kuna shimu probili zacho zina jichimua, amma ni maji amma ni, you never know what can come up. Natru kusama ni ukambani bago ni. Natru kusama zi ni ma. Natru kusama. Natru kusama. Watch this. Na ni grave amma ni ni ni. Umsia na duni ni hukonda ni. Na yu gizaihote. Nimsia na fufuka, unapun zeku ni chungu liya. Kulaiya. Atani ni. Umsia na duni ni kwa ni na chungu liya anyway. What's your business? What is your business doing that ukwere na ni ni umeka juwizu ni? Tata laki na justa ni suwag. Lazi matu, you know, alafu na nago pulega kichia, pahakuna, bam! Ume kumahi kofiaivi, na kupengabaranda. Guys, zile. That's when you actually see stars. Yes. Tule to star to dogo. Yes. Di o kawisa. Especially grandmothers used to love that so much and my grandmother I salute you wherever you are. Thank you very much for raising such kind of a young man. Yes. Yung gul kwa baka. I know what I mean. Yes, yes. The next one is called Wamelambi's Temptation. Najiwa, this thing has refused to go away. No matter where you are, kama una omba, whether you're giving a speech, no matter who you are, this thing is just going to be in your mouth. We've seen it go overseas. The president has been caught on camera. Yes. We've seen Wamelambi's go overseas. To miwa, wasani wa uko waksema Wamelambi's wamnyone. So, why should we be surprised that our president was also put in the mix? Yeah, yeah. To find the twangalia. Umiske, kitri to Wamelambi's. Hati? Wamelambi's. Ha, uminyone! Ya, rikitu kubu baza na tuwa just kia ka. Yeah, I was just kia. Anki di mija na una vuta bangi. Saana, saana miya. Ya, na, na. Mwamilame. Wameloni. I'm not like other Kenyan men. Shai, are you sure? I swear. Shai, wamelame. Shai, wamelame. Actually, you're not like all the other Kenyan men. You can't. In any kime kata. Thank you. Awww. I've actually... I've actually... Shai kua kia. Weh weh. Aiki niwa tutawa hoi etekai. Ki niwa saa inakuko hoi. E ni, man dikola uwa tu muite kai jema. Kwa mihna kukia magiamu wa kia? Kai e ni, doki bagis rai. Haa, shaha. Weh, tade kituwa betu hoi.iruske, faafa nitua ka bele ya maido ma. Tu kere li kana faafa tu wela ketua yaku niwa bele itu muwada. Wamiloni! Wamelambi's! That's my reaction. Not that one but that one is available in the final. Imaji, you are the middle of prayers. ni mawia wiki stu wa maniju maguna sema bwye yiki kti mifika kwa k�ka mawa ngaomba na mata ui wa giving aspitch mawa standing there Mr. President and our vice president no matter maia make the way Kenya's смatallia kwa mwia owa wa so perfect lini ngao mano kwa kwa umiha ya hii that wa so perfect kwa mwia kwa mwia kwa wiki want to know who did the voiceover for that video nani Mr. President and Deputy So the guys were praying. Sawa. Sawa. Sawa too. Whom ever did that. Mugorino. Mugorino. Mugorino. Napia that kakapo. Luka wo was trying. Ati ati. She doesn't want. She was trying to get her mind to say. It was refusing. But I loved it. I loved it so much. And it later shangwe. It later shangwe. Anyway, moving on. Kuna hi prankmaster. Prankmaster. Mufika leba flani. Umaya kwa mahali. Na maisha. Lakin ni wukawana. Kuja tuveni ta kuja. It kuja tuveni ta kuja. But take a comment. Cut it out. Let's have a look. Then we come back. So now we have two clips. We are going to check it out. Have a look at this video. Ule kuna susukua bel dukiwa ha. Ule achaku susukua bel dukiwa ha all. So he's in waswale. What is this I'm being asked. While people are watching. Alafu. Alafu boi. I just want to deserve to kuchunu. Alafu boi. Alafu ku nukono ule ni. Ule tuveni. Ule kuja na kumbea. Huku ya kwa kipepa. No no no. Ya wana. Dapu sayama ule. Ule na baiswituna laitah. Ule kuona isa moments. Of course. Of course. But you know. Karanja. Ii li kuwa best woman. Like, I did today. For you that's the best woman. Hi, he li kuwa highlight. Highlight boi na. To be to us. Like my brother li kuwa nakuja. Like, hiya. Sasa lewa sayama. Lewa sayama. kainalveru tameami... kusufudbozana hesa po reference kitubostana bob Davek debutia masuch fleet k yoga subu Lady Touquimha Sinoka uzaira ne Jimmy mini komente komente kiz milligramsana sh Lionsa contro La Luga How's your following day for views from that several weeks? isn't her amazing to have you? 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