 Dude, you know what? You know what I'm doing. You know what? I'm done. I have paid this offense and this player too much respect. Gus, watch. I do need another corner, dude. It's just like, maybe I put cam there to play man coverage. I don't know what to do, boys. I don't know, man, because I feel like the two-man under is a good call sometimes, man. I really do. Looks good right away. Then the boys didn't look good right away. This is looking great, Jay. This is looking great, actually. Thank you. You suck, bro. This is called Woodson. Okay, well, I should hope you always have some awkward defense. That's kind of pretty good. He probably got some new... See, he always has some new defense that's like, he thinks is hip. Like, he's never met a defense guy. Just blitz the f*** out of him, dude. Dude, nobody wants to get blitzed. Let me tell you something, man. They can dot your s*** a million ways till Tuesday, boys. They really can. They can dot you a million ways to Tuesday, boys. Nobody wants to get blitzed. Nobody. Nobody. That f*** got bagged so cruelly. I got a low ball there. Dubby? I didn't know if he was manned up or... How is he not tackled? Like, how the f*** is that dude not tackled? God... I didn't know if it was a purple zone or a man coverage. He liked the way he turned. I thought he'd be a purple zone. That was not bad. That was a bad read. Come on. I'm going to watch this s*** play offense again. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Trust it, Dubby. Just trust it. Those dudes are wide. You know, he's blitzing every f***ing person on the team. He's blitzing every person. Dude, I am getting the worst f***ing animations in the world right now. Like, you can't make up how bad these animations are. Like, you can't make these s*** up right now. It can't be made up. It cannot be made the f*** up right now. Please catch the f***ing ball. Thank you, man. I mean, come on, man. There's just no way you're that s***. There's just no way you're that s*** right now, dude. Lord Jesus Christ, bro. Lord Jesus. Bro. I'm just about to get a acrobat. This is really about to get a acrobat. Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God. It's the best offense in the world. This offense f***ing sucks. It sucks. Every day. Everything you think about and everything you wish Jacobi does, it sucks. All of it. All of it sucks. They are masterminds. They're the masterminds of the blitz. Everybody in the front seven offense here, boys. It's honestly one of the best defenses right here. Look, they blitz every person. He bout. Come on, man. Stupid s***. You stupid s***. Why? Wait, who do you think you're going to confuse? All right, this is where, listen, this is where Jacobi, listen, because he's stupid. You're right here, chat. You're right. This is where he shows me the man-beater for free. Oh, he went the gun doubles. And look at him. Look at this little fairy. He put an extra tight end so I can't run three deep. Look at him. Oh, I'm going to put a line. So if he comes out in three deep, I'll run the ball. Dude, what an absolute point to the guys have never been good at Madden. Point to him. Point to him. Look at that round combo. He tried. He tried, didn't he? Look at this round combo. Look at the pro s*** right here, boys. I mean, dude, how sloppy was that out row? And it's like, almost like he came back to extra yards for not first down. I feel like Jacobi has never played somebody that runs a bunch. I feel like Chico, they sit in a discord and they just play each other with these s***y schemes they run. I mean, not that there's good bunch of defense. I don't know what it is, but they be, it's like, he don't give a f***. I don't know what he stopped. I'll tell you here. I mean, he's not letting me throw the ball deep. I'll tell you that when you bliss as many people, the ball is not going deep. I'll give him that. He just guessed. Like, just 100% just, I'm guessing. Guess what? Guess what, boys? I'm here. I'm guessing. Just guess. Just guess. Just guess. It's a guess. I don't know. We ain't just getting hurt all over like that. Why would like, bro, right in the, oh, Diablo got to get off the f***ing field. Hmm. S***, S***. Good s***. Johnson, let's go, man. Hold the door. Let's go, man. He ain't get in. He ain't get in. Let's go, man. He's going to do some Q to pass. I swear to God, Chicobe does, bro, Chicobe does some goofy pass here. I promise you, he's going to overthink it. I promise you, he's in this dumb shunt. I'm telling you with some goofy s***. He don't just run. Bag. Somebody get open for him, though. Yep. Yeah. Just here you go. Bagged out of your God. Mind you stupid little s***. Yeah. Yeah. You can have it, though. You could have it. Good job. Uh-oh. He went to, oh, I like what I see here. Josh, show us what you got, kid. That's what you got, Josh. That's what you got, Josh. Imagine wasting clock in Chicobe. I could kick this field going in the game. Well, that was not the run. That's not the new red zone play. Not the new red zone play. Yo, when in doubt, shock the wheel route, dude. Here we go. Dude, you know what? You know what I'm doing? You know what? I'm done. I have paid this offense and this player too much of respect. I'll tell you all that right now. That's what I've done. That's been my number one problem so far. I've just paid this offense too much respect. Those type of pads you could have that. Oh, I mean, that was the best animation I've ever seen. That was the best animation I've literally ever seen. Ever seen. Yeah, he's high powered. Chicobe and high powered. The most high powered Chicobe's ever been is on Tinder. That's it. Madden, not at all. Chicobe has switched offense. I got to run the ball just for previous play. What's he trying to do to me? I got to find out. That's why you used previous play. I don't know what he's trying to do to me right here. And that would be the ball game, boys. Appreciate y'all coming out. How did I do get through all that? First down, roll, roll. I mean, boys, boys, did we go backwards to block people 73? My son woke up after four hours or five hours. Look at him trying to turbo through my like, what are you doing? Relax.