 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin. And if you didn't know already, I used to work in a game store I used to sell and buy games from the public and not game stop No, so you don't have to hate me, but we did deal with ps2 games and this was up until like three years ago So I've seen most ps2 games But I have never seen this one and after watching like a brief little video just to see what it was like It looks fucking hilarious, and I don't know how I missed it So we're gonna play it today and see what it's all about. Look, this is a very big day for me Philly called By the end of the day, I mean, they're gonna be a made man or I'm gonna be dead Well judging by the name of the game being made man and not dead man I think I know where this is going. Hey, sir. You're Joey. I want to thank you for looking after my boy It's not voice acting. That is so bizarre. I love it. Like no one sounds like that. He was talking about eggs. Oh Fantastic, we're starting from the bottom. This is where he started his mafia journey. What can I get you? Coffee and a smile sweetheart Was he talking to the old dude? He didn't give me a smile Luckily we can force him to have a smile through the magic of video editing Go and see what the problem is at the door What is that the old man at the counter cuz I asked him for a smile and he won't even give me that So he's not gonna give you a kiss. Oh I'm hiding apparently How do I get out of this? But I'm doing absolutely nothing to him. He's got a yokel strength Oh wait, we're getting robbed. Okay, wait, why did he pull out his gun like that? That was a risky move He's surrendering. He whips his gun out. No, son of a bitch take me or my customers. Whoa, Jesus Okay, the place is freaking out. Should I hide? Should I act? I'm on the yokel side. Come here I know them. They'll be driving his mouth isn't even moving. This is all telekinesis They're just harming me I'm some random dude who just walked into the diner I don't think I even introduced myself. I just asked for a smile and a coffee What the fuck's all the ruckus boss the voice acting in this case top notch I'm starting to think I may not be an effective mafioso. All right, let's see if bullets affect this dude. Nope. Okay Maybe I'm not the problem Why am I getting involved in this? No, well, he's dead. I'll never get that smile. Who's this? Who was that? Who are you guys? I can only assume your enemies Yes, I'm not pretty good at it. Oh my god. The game is freaking out I was no stranger to guns even in the early days. He's having a little monologue to himself as this is going on I cannot hear what you're saying to perform a retort kill the hell is a retort kill. Okay, did I retort them? They're making Minecraft oof noises. I don't even know why I'm in this war I don't know why that manager of that little diner wanted to get in this war It all just seems a bit odd the fucking inbreds thought I was gonna go running under a hanging car while they were at the controls And they were even more stupid than I thought. Yeah, we'd never fall for that His own monologue just call them an idiot sometimes I do that stuff And I know it's not worth it because I have to replay so much of a horrible game to get back to what I was Well, I just can't resist So much for redneck cunning. I mean they did kill you with it two seconds ago So maybe don't be too fully yourself What fuck you right back His mouth doesn't even move. It was even a witty comeback. He just went no you Ernie you in here. Who's Ernie here boy? The names of roller Joey Verola Sorry son. What that doesn't mean anything. He just introduced himself. He's like oh that means you must be okay A bad guy would never say his name. That's why my channel is called me Kevin because I'm such a good guy Oh, look at our movement. I'm jealous of that. I haven't been able to move this way in years I don't think I've ever been able to move that way Just kind of leaving the old dude deal with them all he seems to be doing a fantastic job Thank you, boy. I couldn't have done it on my own. I'm pretty sure you did actually Immediately trying to kill him unfortunately. It doesn't work. All right. Let's break his lock There you go. I apparently helped him so that gives me license to just steal and break his shit Oh now I'm gonna slap fight and it's not going well. Jesus Christ power behind his fists is insane So at last they reached a swamp. Why why are we in the swamp? I don't get it Jesus Christ a helicopter now. What the hell is this? I think he's having nam flashback I have no idea what's going on. I'm starting to think made men shouldn't have been made Well, it wasn't really a heel you fucking schmuck. It was a chop. Okay. Come on Don't call us a schmuck because that was not obvious. My body might have been in Carolina. I've been in my head I was back. Wait, it started in NAM. How does this link to NAM? Did America fight Yokelson NAM? Was that it? This game is so bizarre. It is all over the place and I love it. What is even happening? Just make out the shape of an undetained bomb right in the middle of the pile of rubble that blocked my way out of the Tunnels. This guy never went to NAM. He's making all this up. This is not a flashback This is just his imagination. Okay, how come I Yokel hits me like three times and I die and I'm getting shot about 20 And I'm fine still confused how my platoon got so far ahead. Where are you guys? Oh I can dive apparently. I didn't know that. I wasn't a patriot. I was there purely for revenge. Wait, I'm here for revenge What did they do to me? This story is wild like it's all over the place But I need to know like why is he here for revenge? I hear you guys there. Thanks for coming to help me There was literally people in that room and you didn't even come over. How did you guys get through all that? I don't understand. I Think I'm having a bit of a moment. What is going on? Okay, that the grenades a bit close. Sorry. Sorry. I don't have a good throwing arm How the hell am I supposed to throw it up there? Do I charge it up? I don't get it. No, I can't I'm running away I just left my platoon. They were useless, especially the ones I killed. That's when I first met eggs. You met eggs? He's literally burying his head in the sand maybe he's looking for eggs and that's where the name came from this all makes sense now Did that sound so hilarious it is like the Minecraft or Roblox sound What he didn't even say anything I guess he was supposed to say fuck you but the game was like no this guy is in Vietnam He shouldn't be able to speak English, so they just didn't play it for him. Oh good I think we're getting out of here. Just me and eggs. Everyone else died or was left behind I just didn't bother with them to be honest. They were just witnesses. They saw me killing some of my platoon So I think it was best to leave them behind Like could you explain that please you can't just say everybody calls me eggs I just leave it at that. You have to kind of explain that one. Okay. We're back in North Carolina now We're trying to figure out what happened. He's just playing in the water told you told you told you told you What He's having a bit of a breakdown those flashbacks have a serious effect on him Wait, why are these guys also playing in the water? Oh my god that helicopter is the most obnoxious sound I've ever heard since my own voice. Why are you guys just hanging out in this water? I don't understand like there's plenty of land around here If you need to guard this area for some reason to make matters worse This whole fucking swamp was home to some pretty ugly gators What the perfect state as a gator right there attacking me as he said it thick off, dude Their voices have gone really low all of a sudden He did like a monologue over the action and the volume went low to account for that But it just never came back my truck is up there So God knows why I'm still walking through this swamp. I just want my truck back and I want to leave What? Alligator just knowing at me. Oh, this game is fantastic I just never expected when I booted this game up that I'd be fighting Alligators and I'd be fighting in Nam. Nam. I could understand the alligator thing I could have never saw common finally. I'm out of the water. Jesus Christ It was driving me a bit mad you have to go so slow when you're walking through there for feck sake more water I was only out of it for like 10 seconds. What why are you here? Why are you hanging out here? I don't know if there's gonna be any impact from me killing all these civilians But he deserved to die like he's just hanging out in this swamp. That is freaky. He's up to no good for sure What what? Okay, his twin just got eaten by an alligator over there It feels like you weren't supposed to kill that civilian then you'd look to your right and be like, oh my god That guy died. Oh, no, but I already killed him. Why are so many people hanging out these alligator infested waters? I will never understand now. I'm going out back check on the truck. Oh, he's got my truck Okay, I'm coming for you. God knows why they want my truck so bad Like just remember this all escalated from a guy coming in and say I'm not leaving until I get a kiss That's what escalated the situation What is this what okay a sniper is shooting me as he's spinning around in circles I have two shotguns beat this. I couldn't believe the truck was right there in front of me But this fucking chop at me pinned down tight. This is ridiculous. I love it Okay, I'm connecting with this guy constantly and he's just not dying I don't know what to do. It looks like his screen is getting bloody. So is that good? I think that might be good. Like this is very doable. I'm just getting really bored I've been here for like 10 minutes now Just shooting at the side of this thing and he is getting more and more bloody But like it's taking ages and now I'm out of ammo. Oh For fix it. How can he see in here? What the shit is this? Come on. I'm in a shed This game is have the sickest call of duty montages you've ever seen because his aim is just insane He literally 360'd me there now. I'm out of ammo and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to crouch I just hide behind the box. No ammo. Like what do I do? He wasn't even aiming at me. He shot me This is so stupid Wait, did I kill him? Oh Thank God I killed him. Wait, there was someone in that truck the entire time. It got riddled with bullets. Oh, no worries I'm running through it to get directly to the driver's seat. Shit Joey. You lost Philly cigarettes. I've lost his fucking money All right, this was definitely a very bad thing. Yeah, I agree. This is a very bad thing I honestly wish that your story went the other way and it didn't end you being a maid man It ended you with you being a dead man. Good Lord this game. I don't I don't know how I missed it because it is a gem I love it. It's got the 10 out of 10 seal of approval. Well, I'm gonna end it there I think we've gotten everything we can from this game The one problem is it raised so many questions that I don't understand and I really want answers to but we're not gonna get All right, well, I guess we will end it there. I hope you enjoyed though I liked this mafia experience if you can call it that I think I spent more time in numb than I did in the mafia and fighting Alligators What happened to that guy? He just got launched across the room. I am giving myself up Okay, apparently that's not an option. You're just gonna continue to shoot me Well, at least now the story can end with him as a dead man like eventually it's Gonna take some time. I guess extremely strong one shot blew the other guy across the room This is taking about 20 to kill me should have brought a yokel to just smack me I would have died in like two hits. All right, but we are gonna end it there I appreciate watching as always folks. I do hope you enjoyed and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now