 You want to know how to make a fortune cookie better? How? Every fortune you read, end it with, in my pants. Or in debt. I've heard that before. I like it. Better in my pants. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You are kind and people often like you. In my pants. Hey! Welcome back! Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Direction Tee-Tip Corp. I'm Rick. Instagram and Twitter. Or juicy content. And you can dance like this. Careful with the teats of universe. We are racking to a trailer. Rajana. Shirt's that long? Ranjana. Rick! What's that? Ranjana? Is there an I in between the J and the H? No. No? You sure? Yeah. Alright. Ranjana. Ranjana. Read this. Ranjana! Yeah, from where? It's a 2013 Indian Hindi-language romantic drama film directed by Anand Al Rai. And written by Himanshu Sharma. It's an eternal love story that chronicles the journey of Sunder and Zoya as they travel through the realms of life. When Sunder discovers that Zoya loves someone else, he sacrifices his love. It stars Dhanush in his Bollywood debut, Sonam Kapoor and Abhay Dil in lead roles. Dhanush! Okay. Dhanush! What exactly do we mean sacrifices his love? Maybe it's like Shakespearean? You know, Shakespeare people like to kill themselves. Yes. It's their favorite. It's a sacrifice of his love. So like, does he kill himself and he considers that the sacrifice of his love? Or does he kill his love, like the actual person? Or maybe he sacrifices his love for her and saying, I'm not going to love you because he maybe chops off his manhood. Here we go! Feel the undyed romance. Only on Heroes Now. Don't touch me. I was feeling the undyed romance. It's not true. If I break, you'll have to fall on me. If you don't love me, you'll have to kiss me. And if you're right, then one day you'll be a P.M. If you get married, your life will be cut off. You'll see. Usually doctors and engineers take you away. You won't hurt your heart. This is bad news. And Landa Sala lost here too. He'll win. I don't want to do anything to these girls' minds. I'm tired of all this. I'm going to die because of that. I've been in love with you for years. You were a good girl. So now you're grown up. Now do it. I'm your sister-in-law. June 21st. So the only thing for me that was a distraction for me to follow along and be invested was the fact that there were a couple of spots where the subs went by faster than I could read them. Does that happen to you? Yeah, sometimes. I think it's because Dhanush comes from South India. And so usually those are the ones that it's hard to keep up with because they speak really, really fast. Gotcha. And so I don't know if he was speaking Hindi here, but I think it was just who their speaking was just so fast. Their speaking was quick, but yeah, there were a couple of points where I didn't even see what the subs said. And that then pulled me from the visuals. There may have been actors in there I could recognize, but I don't know because I was a little bit stressed out that I was going to miss what was being said. So I was like, don't miss it, don't blink, don't miss it, don't blink, don't miss it, don't blink. And that's, people often like in videos, they'll be like, did y'all totally miss it, said that? See, here's the thing, you speak the language and can watch the screen with just hearing. We have to watch the subtitles. So sometimes, and that's one of the issues and challenges with watching foreign films that we don't know the language of, we have to read the subtitles. And so that's the most important thing. I have to know what's going on, and then I can try to keep track back and forth. So it's much more challenging for us to watch stuff. So just know that. When you're watching a movie, there's been times I've gotten up just to reposition myself. And in other films, I can do that and hear what's being said. Not here, every single thing, I've got to keep my eye on the screen and see what's going on. So when it flies by that fast, that's tough. Kundan, the son of a Hindu pundit, discovers that his childhood sweetheart, Zoya, loves city bread, Akram, and wants to marry him. However, he persistently seeks to win her heart. Gotcha. So it's a love story and it looked really cute, honestly, from as much as I kept up on it, it looked really cute. I'd say Raman, or I think. That was close enough, I think. Okay. I don't dare. We always mispronounce it. We always mispronounce it. But the music seemed really good to me. It has the nush, who we haven't seen yet, but I like his style a lot and he's a huge, huge star. How did this do with him being a South Indian star and then his being his Bollywood debut? How did, I'm assuming it did well because his fans went to see it. Yeah, I would assume they would support him. I mean, there's always the thought that maybe they weren't happy with him doing that, that he went and he did a Hindi film. There's some people that have such, in every industry, like in every region, that just hate every other region's films. Which is stupid. Stop doing that, okay? Like good film. You can hate bad film. That's a good shirt. You can hate bad actors like Toby McGuire. Oh, there it is, everybody. People got so upset. If you haven't seen that thread, people got so upset deeply that you spit and then peed and then possibly defecated on their childhood memories, my friend. Good, he's a shitty actor and you shouldn't like him. I don't care that you think he was a good Spider-Man. He wasn't. Just because you enjoyed it as a kid doesn't mean it was good. Oh, was that? Yes. Oh, yes, we'd love to be in that film. Who does it star? Oh no, Toby McGuire. Sorry, Corbin's out. I'll do it. I would have a struggle, honestly. There's a couple actors that I would, I would do it probably. You'd do it, but I would... Come on, you'd do it. I would struggle so hard with containing my feelings of hatred. Hatred? Yeah, for them being as successful and as bad as they are, it makes me mad. It does. Like, Toby McGuire's one of them. Brendan Frazier is another one. Okay, so we need to get a film starring Brendan Frazier and Toby McGuire. And Tom Cruise. Yeah. Or who's the actor that plays Ross from Fresh? Oh, yeah, Adam. God, he's garbage. David Schwimmer. David Schwimmer. He is garbage. He is so bad. I hate him. And I hate the character Ross. Ross, sorry, this is not what this is about. Here it goes. Oh, wow. Actors I can riff on. 100%. Just getting a little... Just moving away from you. Oh, yeah? Yeah, they're throwing poop at you. I'm sorry that you have bad taste in actors that you like these people. Not my fault. You should have better taste. But how did this film do?