 Am I averaged when the three-year-old living in Portland are done in a small house? I was bored, as crap, I had nothing to do in my house and barely own anything. Well that's because I sold mostly everything I had at a yard sale, because I make terrible profit of my job, and I always wanted to go to a good collage so I promised myself I would never pay more than $10 for another three weeks. So I drive and look for some cheap crap, most of the yard sales had some pretty good CDs like lost, walking dead and breaking bad with whole seasons, but they were way beyond of what I had in stock. I looked through almost every part of my city and couldn't find any entertainment I'd buy. I was about two miles from home and I saw a person standing up at a table and I parked my car and saw what he had. The house he was selling at looked like a large wood cabin, then I noticed he actually was selling a small DVD and a disc for only $3. I was stunned when I saw that. Who would sell a DVD for $3? I thought, and then I took a closer image of the items and they were the same things I sold at my yard sale a long time ago. I was curious and I thought the DVD and the disc and the tall man that looked like he was in his 60s gave me a smile, not a thankful smile, a smile that said I am glad it happened. I gave him the money, took my items to my house, plugged in the DVD the DVD had the same quality as before I sold it and the disc I didn't recognize, but I looked and it looked like a regular disc that you're supposed to make something with. I sold those too. Then I turned it over and it said Bob the Builder written in black sharpie. I put it in and it end the happy, jolly theme song played instantly, nothing wrong at all just the regular theme song. After that the title card said working together it sounded like an episode that would have already been made, but what do I know? It started with Bob writing a tractor, but it wasn't the happy Bob the Builder most of us know. It was just Bob the Builder with a blank expression in his face running over dead flowers or something else I don't know. He rode the tractor for 5 minutes. Then the tractor broke down and Bob looked very angry his teeth were grinding, he just looked very pissed off. His eyes turned red then he walked out of the tractor, picked up a dagger and stabbed it at least 500 times. The tractor actually started bleeding. He charged for the other's cars and did the same thing only more times. He saw children walk by to say hi to Bob and blew them up, blew them up and hanged them by the eye in a cross and ate their organs one by one. The screen went black for 5 seconds, it went into your house and Bob stared at the screen with red eyes smiling, then he said in a very dark voice, here next. Then it went black and did nothing else. I took the disc and took it to my garage and broke it into a million pieces with a sludge hammer. I had nightmares ever since. Till one day I was cutting meat for my dinner and there was a Bob the Builder doll with a knife in his hand and I freaked out and slugged his throat with the knife I was cutting with. And nothing ever happened since. Then the next week I was stabbed at the heart.