 I don't know if I am ready for my interview, but I have the answer to all the possible questions very good Yeah, however, and this is just my personal opinion. I think you should focus on charisma over skills I know this sounds weird, but trust me They would prefer to work with someone who can keep the good vibe in the place Over then working with someone who just tries to be a know-it-all and does the perfect job. Really? Absolutely, but don't get me wrong. I'm not telling you to stop being yourself. Not at all Just use a part of you that will make them fall in love, you know, your confidence Your light and refreshing sense of humor. I know it's right there. Yeah, I don't think so This is me. What if we practice? Come on. It's gonna be fun. The interview is more of a conversation Just I'll make the questions. I know you you'll say the right thing Hello miss Karsin Blaze Karsin That's a very interesting name miss Karsin Karsin. Wait, wait, wait, wait time out. You're doing amazing. You're doing great What if look this is a suggestion? I would suggest Changing your voice. So it is a bit friendlier You're doing an amazing job but if we optimize the usage of Friendliness the person who does the interview won't feel threatened by you Look, this is because you're too much because you're too cool too smart and people feel threatened by this things Don't worry What if we work on you being less cool and more average? So you have more chances to get the job. How does that sound? Okay? All right. Let's go to the next question Tell me about yourself. I am someone with analytical skills professional attitude problem-solving abilities ambitious dependability Reliability responsibility. All right. Yeah, but I really want to get to know you Tell me about you not your skills Tenacious private future focused independent reserved direct You could say something like you're someone who is constantly trying to get better That this is your dream job, but also part of your learning process But you know when it's time to work hard for a bigger purpose But also know when to take a break and maybe go out Sometimes with your colleagues who have some champagne some wine some tequila If you say that you'll be fine more than more than fine actually hired I Am NOT doing that Why not you said be yourself that is clearly not myself that is you okay look I do all this because I know you have a lot of self-awareness You're most likely to talk about your weaknesses instead of recognizing how good you actually are Don't let your insecurities bring you down own this moment Because you are the one and only for this job Well, yeah, it wouldn't be smart to reduce my possibilities of getting the job Since all of this is a test of emotional acting skills rather than capacity to perform You have a point Exactly Do you want to check one more question? All right a simple one What is your favorite color? Black why don't you say yellow or orange? Okay. All right What is your favorite color yellow or orange? Yeah, almost there really good now remember always always make eye contact And a bit of a smile You can do this The interview is about you not your skills make them love you not already, but gotta do it Lily you have the job interview now What? You have the job interview now Okay, miss Lily we'll see you now. Okay, are you blaze Carson? Carson blaze curtain. Yes. I am Cool name. It is like the name of a hunter of a demon hunter or the name of the demon or Spell Carson Carson Thank you very much So I've been reading your your resume Very very interesting So you want a job in here, which is account account Do you have any question? Do you like video games? Yes, I Think they are a very good way to improve your skills on teamwork But also they help you to properly react to trouble or stressful situations So you become more Supportive to your colleagues Is there a fly? No, I was just showing charisma I see I like video games too. They're fun Yes, very Do you have another question? What is the meaning of life? The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter including the capacity for growth reproduction functional activity and Continual change preceding death the meaning of life Hmm. I see what you did there clever respect Yes, but I think that question is too abstract for the situation we're in I mean, I'm looking for a job as an accountant always make eye contact in a bit of a smile Hmm, do you prefer your pop tarts warm or cold warm? Since you want to work here as an accountant here goes a good question about money a Father goes bankrupt the mother has to sell the restaurant She had in her possession in order to attain some money, but the daughter is quite happy How can someone be so heartless and show such borishness? That's questionable I don't think she was heartless It is easily explained if she didn't like them It doesn't surprise me really that a daughter hates her family happens all the time your light and refreshing sense of humor Well, there are heartless people in the world and we must accept their existence And try to be better ourselves to make the world a better place to live in they are playing monopoly right Could you ask me why I want to work here? I'm very prepared for that one and your questions are letting us know where Okay Why do you want to work here? Because I can be a very supportive colleague for everyone if not with my help with my enthusiasm And it is well known that enthusiasm increases productivity Really? That's what you want Yes That's very empathetic I'll move on to the next question um Wait So what you want at the end of the day Is that this company that you're currently not working for Is productive That's why you want to work here. How? That's called planning. I know what I want in the future. So I work towards that Hmm What do you want in the future if I work here and the company is productive everyone is happy Hmm Are you sure about that? Yes What if there are people acting like they're happy people can't act happiness It is not sustainable in the long term. It would lead to depression. So less productivity What makes you happy? What is your current obsession? What is mystique? It's too much while in the form of another being What is invisible by you wish people could see? What is your favorite color yellow or orange? Makes sense It is a color of delicious food All right, you're hired What? Yeah, you can start tomorrow You'll have your desk. That would be it Okay, thank you very much Bring your analytical and problem-solving skills. I know you have them Can I ask why you hired me after such a terrible interview? Oh, um, all your answers were correct Look Oh Gosh, why am I so awkward The interview is not about you. It's about your skills. Wait, no The interview is about your skills. What? I am way too biased Did you see a person? Okay, I'm gonna stop Yeah, you had enough. It is very well known that enthusiasm increases productivity It is not well known. I just made that up Loving you look at my fingers. You're here in the living room recording a video You're not in venezuela Drinking chicha venezolana Although you really like it. It's really good Guys, I like venezolans I took chicha venezolana at a fair and The best, the best beverage The best dress I've ever taken in my life I'm serious. I like condensed milk Well, I'm going to keep recording Thank you for the space you gave me To open myself I'm telling you to absolutely This is apple juice, by the way That's what you did to me You're a point zero