At 10am i kick if off with a tuna shake and a molotov pop 8 pills of immodium turn on a marathon on nickelodeon wax my tag bleach my pits give myself epileptic fits custom crocs caress my feet pregame checklist now complete tweet some tweets blog some blogs all while mobbing on my hog hit the store for party essentials scented candles and dams--dentals fashionably late? ha i'm never tardy cause guess what bitches this is how i party
sleep is for pussys so i keep going i give a lap dance to lee from lee's towing then it's time for indoor soccer with the lights off in a storage locker next safe sex no STDs got to keep it lock down (banker please) sit in a cuzzi til we get pruny rehearse lines from films with george clooney schmear my head with macaroni and cheese then i get it licked off by my maltese i fill my fish tank with pure bacardi cause guess what fishes this is how i party
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