 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing more of the forest. I'm also standing, so apologies if I sound a little different. Ah, we're back playing the forest. We're back in our little yacht. I wanted to play this sooner, but I got kind of addicted to chaos and GTA and also rust. But we're back! Last time someone also pointed out, I did a head count. Better do a head count. One. Yep, everyone's here. I actually counted wrong there. So we got one, and we got two. The head count is complete and a little more literal than you would hope for. But what I want to do today is abandon my yacht. I know, I know after I went to all the trouble of making this raft. Building a raft for my yacht. First world problems. Getting slaughtered on a beach with all your family. Turtle problems. Oh, that one's got a bit too much bounce in it. It does a kickflip without you even trying. Wait, what the hell is this? Oh, it's a laptop that way. Okay, I've already forgotten what technology is. I've been on this island for like one day and I'm like, what is laptop? Okay, so I found a cave around here last time. I'm going to go into this cave where the bats came from. And before I build my base, I want to go back in there. Because if I remember correctly, and I think I do, this was the cave that I got an axe in when I played this game before. Now this is lovely. This is absolutely gorgeous. Can I take this? Can I hang it up in my house? Probably a bad idea, wasn't it? Like, this whole thing is a bad idea. You know why my inventory's full? Did I hear something? Probably. Like, I'd be pretty pissed if someone destroyed my prized possession. That must have taken them ages. You know what it reminds me of? That subreddit. Awful idea, but great execution or something like that. Oh, I hope they're not looking for a great execution on me. Okay, I just got a hell of a lot more nervous. I've kind of picked out where I want to build already. I don't know much about the game, but I know that I built... There's another cannibal. Die, die, die, please. Oh my god, they're all over me. Jesus Christ. No, no, don't freeze. This is making it even more scary. Dude, there's like a fucking army around me in the trees. Where are you? I fucking hear you. There you are. That is? That is? I'm going to take one of them as a hostage. They're already dead, but they won't be able to tell. They're all covered in blood anyway. Oh, Jesus Christ almighty. Okay, I didn't know there was a cave there. That scared me. Oh no. No, no, no, come back. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing or not by attacking them. Like, I don't want them to go back and tell their friends to come kill me. Or will it just piss them off overall that they're going to find fellow dead cannibals around the place? I wish I could get live feedback from you guys sometimes. People who know better than me. What I'm saying is I need constant supervision, or like a chaperone at least or something. It feels like I've done... I've made like a terrible mistake. It really does. It really, really does. I'm back where I fucking started. How did this happen? I meant to go this way then. Okay, fine. Oh, I'm all disorientated. I can fucking hear something. I don't know. Maybe it was my imagination. Must have been the wind. Yes, this is where I want to be. This is the lake where me and Max built, and it went kind of okay, I think. We realized that they can't go in the water. All right, I guess a houseboat sounds kind of nice. Can I do that? That will accommodate me, right? That looks pretty good. Well, I gathered all the sticks. I just need 40 logs. I added four sticks to it. Just the part to roll. Woo-hoo, hard day's work. Although it might be a good idea to make a temporary little shelter because right now I'll probably have to be building at night. Was that a waste? I don't know if that was a waste. That was a waste, wasn't it? It probably was a waste. Oh well, it just feels like I'm full of bad ideas today. No different from normal days then. This feels pretty scary to be honest. I'm... Oh, is this rock slime? I'll eat some rock slime. Can I do that? Nothing like a bit of rock slime. Oh, this is great. Why am I even cooking myself anything when we got all this rock slime? Or was it a bush? Actually, I think there might be a bush spawned in the rock. I thought I was just eating rock slime. Well, may as well eat the meat now as well. I feel great. Whoever this person is, they have some confidence coming out into the middle of the unknown forest after killing about six cannibals this morning. I don't have the same level of confidence I scared myself because the tree fell down. Oh, that's what I heard. Feck off, feck off, dude. I'll swim forever. Haha, this is something you can't do, isn't it? Wait, shouldn't I kill him? Don't tell your friends. Please come back. Am I doing the right thing or not? Stupid bird. Oh, sweet Jesus. There's so many of them. Why? Why do you guys hate me? Come here. Let me kill you. You can't dislike me. I still can't sleep. He's not fucking tired. He's all riled up from all the murdering. I'd be the same to be fair. I find it so hard to sleep after a few murders. I would imagine I've... Who's to say, really? See, I'd love to just go get the axe to make this faster, but at the same time, my inventory's full and I can't pick up any loot if I don't build a base and have a box to store things. Almost one quarter of the way there. Deforestation is hard work. Between the deforestation and all the murders, I'm definitely the bad guy here. Duh. Wait, no, they've stolen my son, I think. So there you go. I'm kind of a good guy. I'm at least a neutral guy, which is huge for me. That's a big step in the right direction. No, don't just chuck it across. Jesus, he's strong. You're cold and wet. Build a fire. Oh yeah, I probably shouldn't have gone into the lake freezing at night. Every now and again, I hear a funky noise and I just stop just to observe. Then I go back to normal. I just really feel like an NPC because every time I'm like, oh, must have been my imagination or must have been a rabbit or something. Oh, we're halfway there. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, Jesus, now they made my own tree fall on top of me. I destroyed my own house. For fact sake, I was waiting so long to sleep on that. It was almost nap time and then I crossed my own house with a tree. Well done, Kevin. You always managed to set the bar lower for all of us. Is that a cannibal? Oh, God, they're screeching. Oh my God, their giggles are terrifying. Come on, step on my lawn. I dare you. Come on, I killed your two friends. Where are you? Your penumbra looking bastard. Okay, one of them got away. I think that's a bad thing, honestly. I think they're going to tell the rest of the cannibals where my base is. Still can't believe I crushed my own house. It just kind of symbolized everything that was going on in my head. I felt so defeated already and scared and fragile. Then my house got crushed by my own doing. Oh, I'm hungry. Time to eat more rock slime. Where is it again? Mmm, rock slime. Oh my God, I just realized I was swapping my katana to be on the one button so I could easily equip it. And the thing that was on the one button was booze. So I was just downing booze all the time by accident. Oh my God, I'm just destroying the forest. But look, what they don't understand is I bought this like I purchased the forest. So I own this land now. You'll just have to get used to it. This is it, everyone. The final log to complete my base. I've put on everything else. Oh, look at it. It's glorious. Let me take it for a spin. Oh, I've collided with the rocks. Hold on. I'm new. I haven't got my house license yet. Now that is lovely. Look at that view as well. Just looking right out onto nature and you can't even see the bodies because there's a ton of cannibal bodies over there but there's no window on this side. So perfect orientation. I think I need a small bed. That sounds nice. I'll put it right here next to the window. That'll be lovely. All right. And it sticks rope and animal hide, I guess. It's like whoa. Look at this. It's so hardcore. So edgy. Okay, it turns out it's pretty hard to catch a rabbit without a rabbit trap or a bow or anything. I don't think this is the way. Oh, another lizard. Perfect. It means more armor for me. God, I'm going to look cool. Oh, you just put on the same hand. Really, you're not getting more creative. I built a feckin' rabbit cage, not a rabbit trap. I just sat there waiting. I just stood there looking at it like, okay, do something. It's a feckin' cage. God damn it. That's all I need a rabbit trap. God damn it. I can't even collect the sticks. Oh my God. All right, I just need some rope and I think I can make a bow. So let's work on that. Oh, and there's cases right here. Okay, great. I should be able to find some cloth in here. He's screaming on a happiness. Stupid ball. How many people packed these balls? There we go. Look at that bow. That is so cool. Oh God. If I eat this raw meat in front of the middle and press them. Come here, you little bastard. Yeah, you're running now, aren't you? Who's confident now? Fake it till you make it because I'm not actually confident. Oh, that pissed her off. Come here. There we go. She's dead and very naked, by the way. Can I turn that off? Okay, turns out when you're trying to turn off nudity in the forest, don't just Google forest nudity. I don't know why I saw it. I didn't really think what I was Googling. If you could eat him, that would be fantastic. Dude, that would be just so awesome. It would really take the evidence away. I need feathers now. God damn it. This is so difficult. Just a weird way of collecting birds is all. How many arrows did I get? Okay, I got a few. Now I got to figure out how to aim this bloody thing. Oh no, this is going to be so difficult. Oh, thick. Yes, I got one. Oh my God. Okay, thank God that birds are this stupid. I mean, what does it say about me? I guess if I'm struggling to hunt them and they're like that. Okay, but in good news, that means I have some feathers. Yes, I've loads now and now I'm going to make even more arrows. And now I can hunt rabbits to make myself a bed and then I can finally go to that cave. Gimme that. I don't care about the bad luck. I want sticks and I'm going to make a trap. This is just so unorganized. Okay, trap is built. Now I guess I just wait. I'm not sure. Rabbit, come on. Just go in. Oh, oh, I got one. That was fucking brutal to be honest. Oh God, the neighbors are pissy again. It's 2 a.m. Shut up. I wonder could I build a temporary shelter in here? I don't think that'll work. What if I build it on the rocks? Would I be safe? Why am I carrying so many leaves on me? Okay, four more sticks. Oh my God. Why are you so angry at me, God? What? You can sleep in it once and then it falls apart? Well, at least this morning, I guess. I forgot I left food cooking overnight as well, so it's fucking horrible, but I guess I'll eat it. I got a rabbit. Okay, maybe I should just run at them flailing my sword around. It's what I've been doing with the enemy. Okay, now that I've finished my rain collector, the rain has stopped. As is tradition, this game continues to screw me over. One more. One more rabbit and I'm done. I'm beginning to feel like there was only three rabbits on this entire island because I cannot find a fort. Please. I just want a bed. Oh, rabbit. No, no, no, no. Don't run away. Don't run away, please. It'll be an honor to be a part of my bed. Forget him. I got him. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. I can make my bed and finally go to that cave. Tada. God, that took a lot of effort. Wait, can you not even make storage boxes? After all this, I can't even use the storage boxes. What? What an absolute joke. I am pissed. Oh, well, at least my house is built. Onwards to the cave. I am going to try and go down. Come on. So far, the day has been mixed. It has been a mixed session. What is this? I don't understand what is going on. Was it supposed to load or something? I'm going to go back up. Oh, wait. What the hell is going on here? Practicing a very good mime act. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, can we try this again? What's happening? Okay, now it's loaded. Okay, good. What the hell is that? Oh, maybe I should enter through the other way. Oh, I'm going back up. Maybe it was a sign a while ago that this sign is just a bad idea. Fucking talking like a parcel mouth down there. I'm getting out of here. Shut up. Okay, the other one was south, which is beyond this little village. I see a cannibal. Please don't see me. I don't want to have to kill you and I really don't want you to have to kill me. Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. All right, let's go then. Let's go. I'll kill all of you if I have to. You made me do this. Oh, God. Oh, no. No, have mercy, please. Mercy. All right, come on. Come here. You made me do this. You dead? Okay, you're dead. What is that on your eye? Wait, you're still alive? Goddamn. Jesus, you're scary. I'm going to start collecting their teeth. I think you can upgrade weapons by putting teeth on them. And I'm not even joking. I'm pretty sure that's how you do it. Oh, I think I found the entrance. I'm going to have a fear of bats by the time this is over. I'm going to become Batman through this. Much less interesting of an origin story. So anyway, Bruce was playing a video game and he got really scared. Sorry to disappoint you boys. Look at this. Why are they choosing to live in here? Like, granted, there's loads to eat. Tons of rock slime all over here. But other than that, it seems so inconvenient and damp and moist. Oh, sweet Jesus. What is this? I'm going to kill you now. Okay, they don't seem the most competent. That one just fell over of its own accord. Are you dead? I think he just fell over and drowned. These are the kind of enemies I needed. I'll just follow this trail of blood and the direction these fingers are pointing me. Why did they go to all this trouble? I don't understand. Jesus Christ Almighty. He killed me. He fucking killed me. That was out of nowhere. I was like, oh, I'll just kill these defenseless bats. And then he was like, oh, I'll just kill this defenseless idiot. Where am I? I don't like this. I don't like this at all. Where have you taken me? At least I have all my stuff. There's a rope. Okay, I'm straight out of here. Is this like only happening on your first death or something? Because I think I remember dying in this game and just spawning at the plane. Where the hell am I? I'm confused. They're going to be pissed when they realize I've escaped and I'm stealing all of their cloth. Oh my God. Jesus, how do you scare me again? All right. You know what? I have to settle our differences because the last time I tried to attack the bats, I died. Will they respawn in this cave now or are they dead permanently? No, they're dead permanently. Okay. Thank God. Because I only had to fight one last time. I'm not sure if that was meant to happen. Like one of them just died of all the ages. I entered the cave. All right. Let's try going the other way this time even though the skull is kind of off-putting. But the other way just got me killed immediately. God, this just keeps on going. I'm going to get rope burned. I went down, down, down. Oh, now this is what we're talking about. I think this might be where the axe is. Oh my God. Look at all that dynamite. I'm going to have fun tonight. A paintbrush? Paint? Wait, did I just paint myself? I still had the brush in my hand. An autopsy report. Fantastic. Lost children of the peninsula. God, people don't like this VHS. No one has VHS players anymore to be fair. Bit stupid releasing it on that. I swear there was- Oh, yes. This is what I'm looking for. The modern axe. Fantastic. Look at it. Oh, it's glorious. It's a beast compared to the other one I was using. Okay. You know what? I'm willing to take that as a success. We need to get out of here and fast. I'm really scared. I don't know if having as low stamina means I might fall off. So I'm just going super slow up the rope. Oh, just stopping to find my courage. Why did he paint himself? I don't understand. Okay, made it. Now let's get out of this hellhole. This way, I think. I remember seeing this when I came in and going, should I destroy it? And you know what? I fecking will. Screw you guys. Of course. I come out and it's nighttime. Jesus Christ, how did you get scared now, Bats? I was in there and I came out. I'm going home. I need to get home. I'm scared of the dark. I'm scared of bats. I'm scared of cannibals. I'm scared of myself. Oh, what's this? A little campsite. A pot for water. That's perfect. All right. I'm going to keep running and not linger before the cannibals who set up that lovely tent come back. Just a nice family of cannibals out on a little vacation. Oh, home sweet home. Thank you. I don't even know how many days have passed. I woke up in that cave and felt like a few days had passed. But I don't think I've got any more get out of death free cards after that. What a few days. Good Lord. Very, very eventful. I think we've done well even though we did bad. You know, I think the results okay. But most importantly, I hope you enjoyed, folks. If you want to see more of the forest, let me know because I'm totally up to play more. I'd like to try and complete it, but it depends if you guys want to see it or not, I guess. So let me know. But thank you so much for watching. I appreciate you and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.