 Oh my god, what are we doing, what are we doing JP? What's the word y'all? Today we're doing something a little bit different. In a couple minutes to watch two wins and the Detroit Pizzas are going hand to hand in a basketball game. In any normal time this doesn't mean anything, but right now these are two of the worst teams in basketball. These teams have not won a game in a very long time. The Detroit Pizzas last win was at the end of October. Y'all, we're about to go into December in like a day. And this game means a lot. I made a tweet. Some of y'all thought I was drooling. This game means a lot to me, because I think we finally get to crown somebody, the worst team in the league. So women, y'all I'm in the spurs. Y'all safe today. I ain't forgot how bad you've looked so far. These other teams maybe just look a little bit worse. So I'm going to try something new. We're going to watch this game together, live reactions and everything. I know that the NBA is not going to necessarily like this, but I want to say if there's any person from the NBA watching this and not just some random bot that flags it, I am doing nothing but promoting the game. Because I'm sure even though these teams have not won many games, we're going to find some value in watching them today. So please agree like this so I can do this more often because I think this is going to be really, really fun. For y'all at home that are not the NBA, leave it a like and that'll let me know that you like it more. So even if the NBA say maybe we shouldn't be doing that, we can try to find a way around. That's all I'm saying. Leave it like, let's get into the game. Tip off. All right. All right. All right. Tip off, baby. Jordan Poole got there. Sarr Thompson. Good luck. Good luck. Oh my God, JP. Even on a high streak too. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, whoop. He got it back door. That's for sure. Kay's got the sass mismatch. There's a double. Good move. What's it? I don't know. Do we count that? Good moves. That's just lack today's good defense. I don't know. Two points. Two points. That's a tough shot, Kools. Based on two possesses, I feel very confident in what team I think is the better team with a pass. Oh my God, Kayde. Okay. We here. Highlight Kayde is here. Look at the eyes. The eyes is one way and the pass is the other way and what the acrobatic finish from a song. Numbers. They got numbers. Four on two. Oh my God. Oh my God. They're running. Detroit basketball. And he got a steal before the camera even changed. A bucket right here is the timeout from Weston on sale, Junior. Get the bucket. Get the bucket. Little flip shot from. Yep. He got one. One of these teams look like they are two in 15. The other one doesn't. Oh man. Kayde, you got to throw that up. Asar is just strong. Oh, he missed it. Can I rewind? I want to rewind. That's the play you throw up. Watch him. Look, the back side. He's open right there. You got to love that, Kayde. Yeah. He no better. He'll love it next time for sure. Yeah. I don't know what else to say, bro. I don't know what else to say. He said it was tip. And you know what? It might have been genuinely. That was a crazy closeout from Asar. It might have got tip. Whatever. Kuzma. Oh, stay on your feet, Stu. Denny. I am one. Denny. Don't do this, Asar. You found him. Kayde. See, there's three bodies looking at Kayde anytime he dribbles. It's creating open looks. Can I rewind? Just for a second. Watch this. Look at this frame. That's three. That's four. Nobody else is really a threat. I mean, it got an open look from a guy that's shooting the ball well this season. But you know, that's the type of pressure Kayde plays with every single night. Oh, he almost jumped the pass, but now he set his team up. He set his team up. That's a tough finish from Gaff. But yeah, he set his team up for failure with that one. You don't get that steal. Now your team is playing without an extra player. Somebody free Alec Burks. Oh, he just air balled a layup. He just air balled a layup. I was about to go on this whole tangent about how good Alec Burks is. He air balled a layup. Shout out to Mark, to Daniel Gaffer. He's everywhere right now. Like, oh, he did touch it. Never mind. Sasser throwing it up to Weisman and Balau. Hey. I was going to talk about how bad Jay's Weisman's looks, but how about we praise Balau Kulabali for the defense? Find zero. I want to see zero with the ball a little bit more cool. We know you can hoop. Let's see what zero can do. Uh-oh. The rooster. Long two. Galanar used to be a small four. Then he used to be a powerful. Now he's just like straight up playing center for this second unit, bro. Full light, full time center. Backup center. All right. Five seconds, JP. Let's see what you got. Oh, oh, nothing. He don't really got nothing. Oh, he does. Oh, he does. JP is one of the funniest people because he'll go 0 for 7, but once he hit that eight shot, he's going to talk to that opposing bench. You know he will. And I like that. The same amount of confidence no matter what you're shooting from the field. You got to respect it. If I, if I was a better man, which I am occasionally, I would have bet on the pistons to win. That's the first quarter. A lot of basketball left. But they, man. What the heck? I didn't think it was this bad. Detroit. They need a, they need a good bucket here. Are they going 2 for 1? I hate a bad 2 for 1. That does not count as a bad 2 for 1. You'll take the free throws. Weissman, 7.3 rebounds in the first quarter and some change. I didn't even think he was going to get some PT today. So this is news to meet Galanari, the rooster. He still can shoot it. Rooster to the road. Oh man. They might want to guard them out there. That boy Gallo saying I'm trying to free myself. Oh man. Nine points. Yeah, he's trying to free himself. Is there a contender that needs some extra shooting from the center position, I guess? Alec Burke's trying to free himself, too. He ain't working as great. Oh, good pass, Rooster. Oh yeah, Galanari MVP right now. This court has been crazy for Gallo. Now, Detroit's offense is awful without K. Cunningham on the court, man. Good pass though, Sarr. And it just throws it at the rim. Get Kade back on the court, please, Monty. Oh man. A Sarr. Coast to coast with it. That was fast. That boy's athletic. We need one. Look at him streaking. Look at him streaking, Kade. Hey, man. That man right there, brother Kimball. You feel me? Yeah, if he in the open court, bro. Oh, good pass. Am I getting good basketball right now? I didn't expect to get a good basketball today. The pistons have been coming back to this game just based on fast break points. The half court, oh, is still pretty questionable. So let's see if they can capitalize right here. There's a screen Jalen Duran. Uh-huh, drop, drop. And you can see why I say they've been the half court. Oh my god. What are we doing? What are we doing, JP? Bro, look at the, look at the, look at the maters. He made them stumble. I'm not even just stumble. Kade fell out of bounds. Why did you want to go on? That has so much potential, JP. So much potential. And speaking of potential, a Sarr has been everywhere this game. Ridiculous, ridiculous. And look at him. Find a Sarr Thompson. Find number nine. You see the lob? He's calling for a pass. A two for one opportunity. They missed it. Y'all know I'm always looking for two for one opportunities. Was it a good one? Was it a bad one? We about to find out. Then he goes right back to the rim and he finished it. Well, if you don't score on this possession, bad two for one. Because you gave up the bucket. You gave up the bucket with a rush shot. I always see that as a bad two for one, personally. I think they might have called him for flopping. Did he flop? I think there's a case for it. I think there's a case for it. I do love the pink cobs, though. The cobs are clean, Abdiah. So that's a hard screen for show. But they called for flopping. No, rewind that. Bagley looks hot. He got zero PT in their first half. Look at this head nod. I bet. I bet. It's got to be a nightmare. This guy ought to be a nightmare to not know if you're going to play one game versus the next game and so on and so forth. I mean, I guess it's because of himself, right? If he was playing great ball, then he would get PT or whatever, but still. So it's got to be a tough mind to, uh-oh. Asar. OK, yeah. I had a feeling. Like, I had an idea how that was going in, but I was always, I'm always excited. Asar, second one in the first second half. I love the confidence that Asar has, man. In the few pistons games I've seen, he's always been willing to let it fly because he wants the other team to respect him now. It just don't be ending well yet. You know, year one, 20 games to his NBA career, if that. Oh, that's easy still. She looks so like he makes up for it. Yeah, air ball to three on one end, but watch me get to the basket on a fast break and miss that two. It's all right. It's all right. Bro, you're not in position to be walking away from three pointers like that. Look at Kuzma running this break. Past fake there goes here. Look at his reaction. He walked away before the shot was in. Bro, you're two and 30. Real number is two and 14. My apologies. My apologies, two and 14. Good hustle from Jay Lin. And Jay Den gets blocked by Gaff. Gaff gets a lot of blocks, man. A ton of blocks. Denny went on four fast break. OK, Denny. Hold on. Look, he's smiling at stuff. Yeah, that's going on the highlight reel. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it definitely is. So far through the first half of the third quarter, the Wizards have done a very good job at preventing the Detroit pistons from going on a fast break. That's how they scored most of their points, it felt like, in the first half. And now it's all half-court stuff. And a half-court Detroit is struggling. So it's a good coaching adjustment for Wes Unsell. I don't really know exactly what he did, other than like, let's not turn the ball over. And let's make shots. Because the fast breaks are a missed shot to turnovers. But it's working. Eight point lead for the Washington Wizards now. Kuzma's on triple double, alert three assists and one rebound away from a triple double. He's playing great basketball. The second half, he really, and the first half, he kind of got lost a bunch. No, not this one. He's got 11 points in this third quarter alone. The team is up about 12. Kade is now on the bench. I don't know how this is going to go, but I'm not optimistic about these minutes of Kade not being on the court. Unless it's Alec Burks time, which it is not. It's not his time. But it might still be 33s time. Isaiah Livers, it's nothing you can really do about it. It's nothing you can really do about it. Kuzma is all right now. I think that's 20 points. And this is 20 points of the day. Oh, we got to do some lip reading. Jordan Poole just got teed up. Let's see exactly what he's saying. Call it, call it, call it. He's taunting the wrap, telling them to call a tee. What? OK, so he got called for a foul on this play. Let's see exactly what he did. He crashed the, did he flop? I don't know. He got called for something right there. A little push by Isaiah Stewart. I don't know. He didn't want to fight Isaiah Stewart. That's my brother. You know what to go up against. But he's looking to wrap dead in his eye and say, call it, call it, and then he called it. And that's how you got his tee. Two for one opportunity. What are they going to do? They get a bad shot. Where's that? Do we count that as a bad shot coming from Killian Hayes? I don't know, bro. I ain't like the possession. I ain't like the possession. You better score on the second one. We should keep a tally of how many bad two for ones we see. Kuzma, I was going to say, if he hit that one, I mean, sheesh. I mean, it's a crazy quarter for him. Here's Killian Hayes. Gives it up to Alec Burks. Burks get to the lane against the Rooster and one. All right, you make up for the bad two for one. It was worth it. 100% worth. Was it really a two for one? You got to get the stop. You got to get the stop. Kuzma. Oh my god, Kyle. Slow down. Oh my god, they get another possession. They get another possession. This is hoops. This is hoops. This is two for 14 hoops. That's what I'm seeing, two for 14 hoops. He talking? Oh, he's from Michigan. He's at home. As close to home as he can be. Really? Detroit fans, it's not looking good, man. A lot of basketball is left, but the momentum is not there. Washington got it going. The Rooster, Denny, and Kuzma. That's like the three right now. That's the three. This man is taking advantage of these young kids. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So they had to change the rotation pattern because this is a game that they don't want to get out of hand. So the stars are probably going to play the last 10 minutes unless it becomes too bad. But that's something Monty normally doesn't do. So we'll see if it pays out. I mean, these wizards, this second half, they feel like I haven't seen them miss much. Like, they really own one right now. Bilal with the steal. 103 fast break. The Rook, y'all, it's at 18. I don't know. I don't know how much I got left. I'm giving them three more minutes to make it interesting. Oh, I'm out. I'm out. And there's other games coming up. There's other games coming up. I've given this game two hours of my life. I don't regret it. It's been fun, but it's just gotten out of hand. And I hate it. That is like the third or fourth, defensive three seconds this game. Like, I don't know. I'm not even a fan. I'm frustrated with this. That's my last straw. Yeah, that's my last straw. I'm out of here. If they come back, Magnificent, come back. Talk about another day, but I'm done. I'm out of here. Do I regret spending the last two hours of my life watching this? No, because it's basketball at the end of the day, and basketball is my favorite thing in the world. But Pistons fans, this was the game to end the streak. The rest of the schedule is rougher than this. And you just got stamped as the worst team in the Eastern Conference, maybe the worst team in the entire league, maybe the worst team of all. I'm not going that far. But this basically submits it as a month since you last won. It's not very good. I don't know what the answer is. I'm lucky enough that I don't need to know what the answer is, but boy, that was a tough watch.