 The shit would have been so wrong niggas. Oh my god. You gotta go home to that one bedroom Apartment the niggas was in and look around You are really late. You hate on the ranch when the pandemic hit You hit me man. Niggas don't understand. Like I don't even talk a lot about losses and shit or like All right during the pandemic I'm over here now Broken to my storage in okay If If you don't think so, I was like, all right, but I'm so blessed to not even trip on that shit because bro, I'm talking about A loss that would have probably had me like Had you looking for a name? It was just to the point where I'm like, okay. I know I'm even bled during a pandemic I can't make no money I still gotta pay my motherfucking deals and my mom will be right and these niggas know it's a pandemic and they Take in every dollar out and they won't ever pin it Exactly during the pandemic the light bill the gas bill the cable bill they won't all day money They don't give a fuck about no motherfucking pandemic bitch niggas. Yeah, the world's still on that 30 day cycle man That's the way the world work world work and 30 day cycles every 30 days Every 30 days every 30 days you got To get it together and it don't matter how many 30 day cycles you hit before if you miss this one You don't get no credit for the last one's niggas ain't gonna be like man. You've been good for 10 years We ain't gonna trip bro. Get it to us when you can What the fuck was the purpose of the stimulus check so they won't give you your money on your refund You know what I think the world you know what I think it did So they won't give you your money on that refund when it's time for a refund check They already know they done because first of all you had to file and put your information in food So when you file and you put your information in you already know the game to so next year when it's time for the refund check They're like hey boy you remember that stimulus You thought you were getting uh 15, 40 you're getting three It made me realize how they play with money though because it's like They ain't got no money to do anything else, but then the out of nowhere trillions trillions to give away Niggas been poor to give away my nigga 1200 to give away you did and it's like Niggas ain't even got a bank account I want to meet the motherfucker who came up with that amount like that's a that's a nigga amount Really hold up. Hold up. Run that shit back again. Minimum wage time. What? My boy my boy appreciate you minimum wage time So 725 Time 40. I got to see that shit because I was a minimum wage getting that No, I won. I was 825 I but I did give him a minimum wage before temp sir 725 time 40 Time four What the fuck was that for? Man, it's a cold game out here. It's a cold game But motherfuckers was excited to get it though. Like oh three months can't start till they started playing me some pimples I don't I don't know give me something That sounds like this shit go with my hairstyle. It does Welcome back. We deliver some good bad news to this. Oh when it's cold outside Welcome back to the only place where you can get what you're getting right now So I don't know where you've been but welcome back to the place where you can't go nowhere else to get what you're getting Bro, you gotta let me shape you up, bro. I'm already shaped up baby. I'm in shape Chico, look how Marvin Gaye looking at your head Marvin Gaye looking at me because I look like his brother Marvin shit looked like this in the 80s, baby Look like I run a cricket record label right here brothers records Yeah, you can trust me. You did That's what we're doing and for all the people that keep telling me to get a haircut. Come on, fucker You get a haircut That's what we're doing, baby. We back 85 south shore Smooth with it when it's cold outside Yeah, that's what happened most definitely that was real flying real You did we did you would be back man. We was just sitting here talking about the economics of the economy the economics of the economy That's a good way to put it. You did, you know what I'm saying talking about how the pandemic has impacted us as entertainers. Yes This good thing that we got works in the can that's still coming out just keeping our face out there Yes, still gaining new fans each and every day, you know what we're doing We're building an economy. This is an economy. Exactly because we infrastructure infrastructure. This is this is a platform We can get our mental thoughts and our you know perspectives out to the world Regardless of the world shutting down. We still give them what we can give to the world when we can give it What is this? This is a mechanism right here. Yes, it is Yeah When it's cold outside So you're saying this is basically a microcosm of what's going to be I don't know what that would mean, but I'm adding microcosm It means it's just a small version of what it's to become huge. Yeah Yeah, kind of like a model when it's cold outside What we're doing is we're getting our infrastructure together Okay, because we're gonna manipulate the whole shit and run up in it like the carter and bum rush the whole damn thing You did make sure we be methodical about it. Man, we have to be methodical and our methods We got to give some shots out to all the black essential workers, man I've been doing a lot of threads on twitter black business Yeah, I've been seeing you doing that black You been fucking with all the black people on twitter. Yeah, I gotta start doing that. I ain't even on twitter Yeah, man. We miss your praise there and say some shit. She go don't fuck with yeah I don't be on there like that. You know twitter lit twitter lit twitter lit You go out there really cuss them all fuck out. This the king of twitter right here. Oh, yeah He don't tweet like Carlos Miller, but it's all for a purpose. I'd be retweeting up. I'm gonna retweet a nigga now Yeah, that's all retweet a nigga right now Man, go retweet a nigga right now Retweet a nigga right now In that thread Oh my god, let me see I'm gonna retweet while y'all retweet I'm gonna go through some world happiness just so the world can know that we know what's happening Y'all really be the FBI say they will not press charges over the news found in bubble wireless garage They said the news been there since fall 2019 Who what? All right, come back now. God dang what happened nigga The FBI say they will not press charges over the news found in bubble wireless's garage They determined the news had been there since fall 2019 Who is the lowdown motherfucking scoundrel who saw a newshanger and left that bitch nascar They should arrest the motherfucker who made it a news original, but why we shouldn't be surprised. That's nascar man That is not We gotta give nascar credit man. They stood in solidarity with bubba. They walked that nigga to the car They pushed that nigga to the car All right, you pretty good Whoever had something to do with that news was probably the closest mother right for the car That was probably on the back panel like the nigga who let jfk get shot this nigga was fake reaching and shit Yeah, dirty bitches. I wasn't impressed with that man. I ain't got clean house though They made some of the drivers go to sensitivity training. They told them people stop bringing them confederate flags What is that doing? I don't like it. Los. I'ma go ahead and say it I don't like the way they've been trying to fake give us shit And that we didn't ask for we asked like who the fuck told them to take on your mama off the serp like Nigga family mad didn't motherfuck about that out. That was next. I mean, I don't understand How great needs is up there like please don't take my auntie out there Oh, no, who the hell told that the real auntie now But think about it. Let's say they did say they do take on your mama off the serp now They had meant in 2020 that it was racist. So what are you going to give us for all the other years? We've been staring at that racist shit You ain't gonna get what you gotta replace her with another black one. No, you gotta make serp free for niggas That's what they got to do. Nigga, you know why it's racist Because you know, ain't your mama ain't really ain't your mama is that ain't your mama You already already You already have uncle ben too uncle ben. I don't like how we losing black people though I know it's racist as fuck, but if they're gonna take them off Put somebody else on it Change that shit from uncle ben to uncle field uncle field raised the generation. I'll have fuck with some uncle field Right. They put my uncle field from fresh prince or not. That'll work. Um They said they was gonna replace unjamaima with a black lady named Sheila. That's a lawyer that like waffles sometimes Hell no, keep your mama on there. How they had what why is it racist? They're gonna need to send the family a check first of all But why is ain't your mama racist? They say ain't your mama racist because it was a it was a term used during slavery to describe, you know, mammies You know, I mean, it's like well, they literally hired the lady to come and make pancakes and tell stories about the old Fucking confederate south. It really wasn't that shit really happened. So that's why yeah, and that shit came from a menstrual show Man, keep the goddamn lady on there Let the sir be great. You know what this shit like what what what they doing this butter's worth is out of here You know what they doing now you it's like if you had no if you got if you watching somebody else child You know what you like if you left no man here and say chico watch a real quick and great run to the store As soon as you walk out she stopped crying first thing i'm gonna do oh, baby What you want some you want this paper you you want this candle what you need which this to try to appease it But you ain't really Cream wheat man Who the cream of wheat man been black. What is that doing that ain't helping me? Can I always think we can't buy the newest shit just get them nigga honey buns god damn Hey, they should have been changed the name of eskimo pack because that is some dirty sex shit. That's what Look it up the eskimo No, you got to go ahead and explain that one. I ain't here. There's basically women who share calm with each other. Oh Keep it That ain't got nothing to do with black people. They black women. They doing that nasty shit You never heard of that turn like if you have sex like if Or late it like say two friends have sex with the same dude. They call them eskimo sisters Okay, so that's like that's in the same lane is like the superman You have to be one of them Purpose to even know anything about this type of shit. They gotta get rid of the tricks. Uh, uh, sir He a pedophile Oh, man, and you know this quaker oats. I bet they ain't gonna take that racist as nigga did oatmeal I bet you they ain't gonna change the name of the wash in the redskins You know the old man gonna do that. Shit. They're really a mega nigga. Wait a minute. Shit. I don't know what yankies mean Oh, yes, I do. Hmm. Yeah, but see that's what that's a disrespectful term the people in the south used to call Northern white people. That's they shit. Right. I'm talking about like the damn yankies, right? They need to give us if they gonna start giving us shit They need to give us real shit like we was talking about the other day low Like not even that they need to give us real power like for example the dudes who Them bitch ass motherfuckers who killed george floyd, right? We need to have a setup to where when people do shit like that the black people they get handed over to black people We get to implement our own justice for people who do us greasy in this country They're like We get to implement like niggas you kill your own version of the black police You gotta fight Mike Tyson for six rounds bare bare fisted motherfucker That's what you got to do. You got to get in the ring with the new Mike That's what you want. Okay. So we need like a squad that we can call on all these racist ass carrots like big tasha Them just pull up right you got square with big tasha Something like it's like a call the police on there. You don't gotta fight kick eating them Right or make them do some shit. They ain't never did before like jump double dutch for 30 minutes straight You gotta get your head braided real tight. You're right that type of shit Anything that just make it known because we got the power tight tight. You can't go to sleep. So when you can't blink You can't even smile So tight that they end up having your shit looking like this in the front that type You go to court for calling the police that niggas the judge order you to wear a lace front wig for 30 days With no glue We the judges they we need to be over the courts What these motherfuckers come after they do black people greezy that'll make me believe that america really is giving us something Because you gotta think that's still I give it a shit because they still got a good bit No, but that's the thing you got to understand It's only been you look at the constitution the shit that the country is ran on what is built upon the 27 amendments They ain't going against that. It's only three that's beneficial to black people The 13th to 14th and the 15 Think about it. They got the 13 They was running out of shit. What else we could do And then they say To break it down the 13th amendment say slavery is abolished until you go to prison You go to jail and then after that they was like well shit Let's make the penitentiary system and once they did that you know what they did They was like who's next go go go niggas was going straight to jail So it's like they don't know why niggas were going to the army because they felt like they were free 14th amendment You Can't be or not everybody 14 visit when you're born in America You are citizen So that means not only is slavery abolished when you have children They aren't slaves your children are born free if you have kids in america your children are free Then the amendment after that means you can you can't be discriminated On voting because of your race them the only three this was in 1865 Ever since then they did shit for niggas, but y'all know they got a vote every 25 years to let african-americans vote So Will we change it will we change it if we at absolute everybody that's out in the streets I didn't did my goddamn Protesting and now i'm talking all the way back to the genus 6 this shit ain't new You know i mean i think that's what i'm sounded been to ever goddamn protests since that shit Right you did what i'm saying none of this new so this shit been going on for a long time She been going on back back and i think that and it's just my opinion. I think the only reason white people are so gung-ho about Showing that oh i'm with you guys It's because the george floyd murder was the one that they had to watch while in seclusion They ain't never been forced to sit down and watch one like that because you think about amadu diallo and all that Mother got shot 40 times. This is the disturbing This is disturbing Out of all that shit didn't happen until this george floyd shit happened Some white people really were totally clueless. They're like oh, they can't believe fucking god Are they really doing y'all like this man richard prass said the same thing in the 70s You say they put it in the newspaper and white people was like, oh apparently they've been beat up niggas like hotcakes So ain't shit changed man like if we gonna get some real change implemented man You gotta you gotta start from the floor. We gotta get first of all black men. We got to squash all beef We got to stop beefing with each other because it's too easy. Let me like the candle for the niggas who died in the beef It's too it's too nigga. Give me the lighter. How many niggas you got that didn't die in the beef who you Nigga you almost died in the beef. You shoot you did Nigga my father uncle cousins friends died in the beef. How many niggas you the lord said to be Shit most of most of so if we could squat and mind you nigga, you ain't that mad if you was really that mad You it is Way better ways for you to handle your problem. You square up with a nigga, but you ain't really that mad You're really scared. That's why you busting off with your eyes closed from across the street. Paul. You ain't Get a pound for that one I'll tell you what we really need. No, what? Go on split the 50 states. So give her 25 of them Shit, you didn't say it's something that you just scared the shit out white people just now Me because I These guys are too radical These guys are fucking crazy that went over there that dc. Yeah, he's wild for real honey. Turn this off. We were trying to give it a shot I don't want them to do that because then you're gonna find out that this bitch really ain't what you think it is America really a trap house with some nice ass curtains. Yeah, this will work in country That's all it is it work work work work work work, but get away It can be functional. It's just the system. That's so fucked up. You feel nothing We're not we're not operating and using and utilizing every skill that we know Nigga, I'm sorry. We're really asking for his fucking equality. We're really saying to the police Look, if y'all go be killing motherfuckers, you got to kill everybody. You can't just keep killing niggas But that's they'll tell you that No, they don't That white man that white man took that gun from that girl and Chased the police. That is a fucking lie. I ain't never seen a white man. You know what else is a lie Poli gotta fuck on a lot of this shit. Right a lot of this shit I was gonna say one specific incident then my mind said look all of this shit is a lot really This whole system is a lot. It's not a system. It's like it's like three old white dudes Who think all this shit is hilarious? It's fucking a trick right none of this shit really fucking matters. I'm telling you listen niggas We overheard complaining about one percent of the shit that's wrong with the world But this is what we got to do We got to get in office and We got to vote who we want in But then when it comes to They can't do nothing without the community bro. We can't act like the community has more power than we actually know We don't have a community no more. We got neighborhoods We got neighborhoods in our house Neighborhoods my nigga. I give you a perfect example of how different america is I live in a you know, we all live in Nice nice communities now, right you didn't fuck that street career to build it Shit no, we didn't know we had to do it I stand in diversity. I say white man black man black man china man china man But like you said, what did the china man the white man had to do to get to that neighborhood nigga? What did you? I don't know but I know Hey, this is what I noticed about My whole neighborhood black, but don't nobody come out sad because we don't want them to know it's a black neighborhood That makes it but anyway, listen In the neighborhood I live in the white people live across the street from me had a whole domestic dispute The son out there fighting the father they out there loud drunk banging on cars motherfucker You bitch you all that I don't have police never came They never came bruh if I'd have been outside aggressively helping the motherfucker They were the king That's the difference The thing we got to do like you said we got to get motherfuckers in office But the way you get people in office is if you build an economy We don't have no economy as black people They don't care about our what we think because as soon as our money come in our community We send it right back out every other community They money bounce around three four five six seven eight times before lead a community As soon as the money hit the black community we giving it to the other man So we got to build our own economy up and once we build our economy like Dr. Claude annison say nigga when you get to that next level you can buy the politicians You can buy because what you and if you don't got enough money to buy them you can rent them Could get what you need to community vote for your beach right and now what good if you need our vote What's happening what you gonna do for what you gonna do for oh don't don't don't don't boy I don't get in there and do nothing You I've been watching skanda. I don't believe none of the voting shit. No. I need to communicate the motherfucker will go pick Man, I'm telling you. Have you ever heard og this too When have you ever heard a politician say they're gonna do something for black people like specifically for black people You know who did mary and buried that's why that niggas the greatest politician ever Salute the mary and buried who and fuck you if you say it's a crackhead Talk about the nigga who he the greatest crackhead ever too easy. Yeah, because he did it for black people And specifically for black people I remember being a little boy and seeing mary and buried say this is for us What i'm doing is for us the summer job program You think it was he was under a lot of pressure that made him hit the crack because he had a lot on his Shoulder because the white people was coming out of the black community, but if you don't that's the thing Crack man they were like we don't I mean shit. You never know You never know And they set my nigga up. Let's go ahead and say that they set him up. You know, I'm saying Bitch set me up Then let you know how real of a nigga mary and buried was Bitch set me up We was walking around with t-shirts on in the city that said bitch set me up Because you know they said mary and buried up that nigga was if he was on crack He was the greatest crackhead ever. You ain't no Did it speak? Look We're doing this for my niggas. Hey, baby. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that over here And you ain't even know until they set him up. So that's the only politician I ever known to do something and come on tv politicians I gotta ask y'all about this. What well, you know, I don't even say his name You know, old buddy had a rally and he thought the business was gonna be full But apparently the the tick they call it the tick talk generation the k-pop stand shut out to them Well, they've been running shit the tick talk job generation Who's next? The motherfuckers that be doing that who's next? Yeah, the generation that's behind generation z the people younger than you The new younger mother fuck you lost me. Okay. Yeah, the new 20 the night the babies the 18 to 22 year old Young motherfuckers So they they all went online and reserved tickets to this rally And never showed up and made the bitch empty. So shout out to them whoever came over there jingy says playing Do some more shit. We gotta start supporting these goddamn the you because they are geniuses I don't know what these niggas got. Can you reserve the tickets? That mean that mean you you like put the go Yeah, yeah, oh, so all of it. Yeah Salute to the to the what you say the tick talk generation Don't leave me Tell me when you for real this shit is crazy. Oh, we got to give some international shout outs We've been getting uh love sent in internationally nigga from france hit us as a nigga That lives in france a rich nigga. We know what? Next time we go and shout out. We gotta ask him to send a video man. He is a french nigga So we could put it in the clip like you know, I know y'all know what he said. That's what he said to me I'm a french nigga niggas in purge. Yeah He was born alive niggas in purge. Did you say the nigga was born in french? Is that what I said? I mean And the answer is yes I was born in france. He was born in france, but it was a bunch of french motherfuckers around when he was born So he was born in french. He said he live a little bit outside of paris and there's a bunch of hoses He living good over there. So salute to that dude. He know who i'm talking to because he say watch every episode They got a body odor. Yeah, that's their business though. Maybe they in france. They don't stay Of all this shit, we could have seen We gotta let it be though. Amen. Y'all niggas think like a motherfucker, but we fuck with y'all Snigger man He gonna hear this shit. He's gonna be like, fuck you in french. Fuck you. Whatever they mean All right They just root it for right right right Oh, man, we got some mo my other partner hit me and said he'd be watching he was in uh chemo before his cancer and shit He was watching watching the show during his treatments and shit and then he'd been for uh four years cancer-free Boom It's crazy. He said he started watching he started he came up across the show He was uh getting ready for a treatment or something and they was playing wild and out Fuck with us and then he found the show online. So he started watching it So salute to him. He know who we're talking to. We appreciate you man We would be getting a lot of done a lot of that like people been saying, you know, we help them through tough times Depression This shit didn't help me Getting people off medicine go to salute all the people who use in this show is therapy. You you know, we talk a bunch of shit But we try to thank you Thank you for letting us use your past this episode my nigga I know you bought them for my nigga you bought them as a gift Ain't nobody gonna say now. You don't get no credit. You're making man. Love to you What y'all doing for june 10th, nigga? Oh shit, nigga my man salute to my man drink big baby. My man drink had a Cookout. He got some weed too. You know, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah big baby bud. You know, I mean We went we went uh, nah, yeah, he thought he was sitting there thinking about in the back of his mind All the French niggas gonna be mad at me. No, that's how I'm for a friend Like new stank nigga But yeah, you know We celebrated the june team that was cool niggas let the fireworks off had the white people mad That was cool. You know, I mean it was good to finally do some shit That's really what I liked about like about this whole situation. Just how mad white people are getting over the little But a little New seeing black people happy would be so fucking just Oh god, it's making my blood boil. How much of a hater you gotta be To ride back see some niggas with nothing doing nothing enjoying themselves and it make you mad But this time they had to see the white people mixed in with the niggas. They like why that pushed them to 10 You like Fucking black people are celebrating their own july 4th. They was what fucking july they got their own july 4th in june These motherfucking sport everything I'm telling you they mad But let me swear we won't ever like no, we don't run y'all don't get it Y'all niggas just don't get it. They just don't Shout out to comedian black ron got one of the best june team jokes out there If you haven't seen it go on his instagram and check it out My boy spray is just so dirty how white people waited 18 months to tell niggas they was free Oh, yeah, niggas knew we was free. They're like, you're gonna tell them shit Hey Hey, man, they can figure it out. What? Shit 18 months before they told the people that what was the taxes in texas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so it took one nigga Who knew how to read? Because you imagine a nigga that The first nigga that seen them still being slain when he came out when he realized he was free He was telling everybody didn't nobody believed but the nigga that it was a nigga that came down there first That was free He probably was coming out there to fuck with a bitch or something. It came down there. It was like, hey, man, what? I mean, what the fuck is y'all niggas doing man? Hey, man, you better shut your mouth Boy masters right there. Ain't no masters nigga. We free. But look at how the white people look at Ain't no god ain't no freedom. I'm telling you We's free. That's that crazy talk been free since about 1865 Ain't nobody You got it from ain't nobody a friend no more stop dog and loud. I got to work in the more go master Eyes advised both y'all She the fuck You better lay down we got to go to work in the more what's this watch this? I put my dick out in the field. I don't give a fuck. We free. You bet. No. I bet them white folks. Yeah, you did They're gonna do shit to me. They're getting You didn't even got that. There he is, you see this He is free. You think master would have let me do this? I did this on my own. You is free. You see it? You is free. Where you from? Where you from, brother? America. Well, it is like to be a free man to let your head do it like that. You want to touch it? No. Don't. Looks like a gingerbread. Yeah, man, that's what I'm saying. Niggas don't know what we went through out here, man. These motherfuckers acting like it's easy to be black. We under constant pressure. But what about the white people who knew that they were free and watched them? They were the ones who watched them. They probably did. But you know how white people justify it. Our Negroes really love us. I'm going to tell you how dirty white people are. Niggas knew something was up, but nobody was getting a woofer. White people tried to act like they had changed and found Jesus. Well, you know, we really just had a change of heart. And we really want to be more inclusive about it. You just hit it on the head. They were bringing breakfast to the field and everything. Guys, come over. Sausages and biscuits. They were made in the house, too, guys. It's terribly hot out here. Your mom made them. Exactly. Hey, guys, everybody here. Focus here. You see this? It's over. You're never going to use it again. Guys, I'm never going to hit you again because I want you to be able to express yourself so we can communicate better and get this cotton out of here. I'm going to be no slave. Niggas, we're from the masses to the masses. I believe we're still heartless than a muffin. You guys want some lemonade? Well, fucking make some, Niggas, and get back to work. This shit crazy, man. Mind you, this shit ain't changed. 1865, and Niggas still... I'll put masked ass in the yoke. All right, boy, I'm not filming how I led you right quick. Fuck, Niggas. Nobody going to chill. I've been hyping you up to kill him. Kill him. For real, bro. You know how many chances Niggas had to kill Massa and did? It's the nigga out there chopping wood all day. Everybody just watching. He going to do it today. Look at that nigga. That's the best action nigga we got. Please hit Massa with that motherfucker. It's just us and him. They used to be on the... He's getting the fat. Hit that nigga. Damn. I told you he going to be scared. Hit him. He the only one that can get it. You sound like an Indian. That's what we came for. Niggas, we're Indian. We were three people out there. I don't want ya. We know who we were. Ain't even a nigga talking so much shit in the field. They would never give a nigga like me that action. I put that motherfucker right there on that nigga. Top. As soon as it's his time, he going to do shit. He swear. Motherfuckers used to be out there shaving Massa's face and shit. What? You could have hit him with the goddamn Bumpy Johnson. You know where the world nigga was so scared because we would turn on... We didn't know that we had that power in there. You feel what I'm saying? So once we see another nigga do it, why would you do such a thing? You know they going to kill us all. And the fucked up party is still going, that's still going on today. Look at the coons. It was a nigga that actually used to tuck Massa in the bed. Oh. Because some can't that nigga. He was going to sleep. No. You bitch. You bitch. You got me fucked up. That shit is hilarious. Niggas had so many chances to kill Massa. Yeah, a whole bunch. What about in the kitchen? They're putting so much glass in this baguette. Why is it so crunchy? Yeah, it's a new tradition. Yeah. Oh, Massa would have had that. Extra flavor. Boy, I'm poisoning that nigga first chance I get it. That's why you can't sit on niggas from now back there, boy. In the bedroom, niggas from that way, it's going to be slick with it. Niggas with a dead Massa dirty road to town on his horse. I'm going to the store using all that nigga credit. Crazy, man. They had patches of coins back then. You had them little shillings. I'm going to watch Jane go and chuck it to the crib. Shillings. What them little shillings? I don't know what you hold. It's a pouch, nigga. You don't steal his pouch, nigga. He got going. He got all the gold in them all. Confederate money. You know some niggas had some Confederate money. They've been knocking down all the statues. They've been knocking down all the statues. Which one is the last one? There's nothing down with the two slaves on the side, isn't it? Roosevelt. They may slay statues. Yeah, boys say he's going to give you 10 years of fucking with them statues. You heard what he said. You heard what he said. He said tag them all fucking down. Because the reality is that's what this country was built on. Right. This is the funniest part about this shit, though. You're talking about... Fuck that. It's really just like white lawyers and shit in these parks doing this shit. They know the law. You've seen the motherfucking movement. This whole movement about has been hijacked by white people who don't give a fuck. Right. Dude, I'll go to jail for you guys. They don't know what's going on. Go ahead. And then it's fucked up the way the system works in America because if this shit keeps going on that's why they keep giving nigga shit. Eventually we're going to be the oppressors. They're going to switch the narrative. You see the white lady? Stop! You're about to take me. First of all, this was a gay black man who followed this white woman because she flipped him off and called him a nigga. And then she was like, oh, you're about to take me, man. He wasn't going to take you anywhere. Nigga had to go all the way across the street just to show. He had no desire to take you anywhere, man. You was not on his list to take. He did not want shit you had. He just wanted to address why you was disrespectful. And you just, oh, God, oh, no, please. Jesus, no, please. Oh, God. But that's that power that they feel like they got over. They entitled you. That's what it is. Every nigga wanted to fuck him. Them? Because that's a fantasy that they had. I don't want that pale ass shit. That's why my man on the news, it was like black lives matter and white women don't have any ass. It was like, man. That's a true fact. White women get relaxed. Ain't nobody fucking fuck y'all. Yeah, right. You ain't got nobody want that chicken? I'm talking about I'm good, bro. Nobody want that chicken. Salt and pepper, that's it. You ain't got no motherfucking. You ain't got no lorries in this bitch? No, man. Hell nah. Except for the white women that got their bob haircut. We know y'all. They can really relax. Ain't nobody really stressing over that. Nope, not at all. I mean, it's the amp for the niggas, but they don't even count. They ain't not niggas. It's some black dudes. Black dudes. They can really relax. They ain't nobody stressing about y'all. Ain't nobody stressing about y'all. We got women out here, black women, that's built like Meg the Stallion. Juice. You think somebody give a fuck about your little bone ass? You got Meg the Stallion, you got Miles the Stallion. That's a hell of a comparison right there. Now Meg the Stallion, she's gonna get the credit. She deserves right here. She ain't gonna get the credit. She deserves right now, but she is a whole game changer. Meg the Stallion. Hey, what's up, guys? 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Fuck that. We going to the court. She wear an 11? She probably wear about a 12 in women. What the hell? I don't know exactly what's happening. She got some... I saw her at the airport. She had on some Gucci sandals. Motherfuckers, man. And it was in the morning, too. That's why we love black women, white women. Because if Big the style he was here, she just started talking shit about us. You a star crab. Why are you talking about my feet? What is wrong with my feet? What is wrong with my feet? What are you going to take me? Stop. It's a lot of motherfuckers I love. You know who I like? Who you love, though? Who I love? Neil on. Stop playing. Yeah, that's a classic right there. Don't tell my... Black woman! Neil on. That's a classic. You know who I love in that class? It's not late. She real original. Yeah, that good. Good black woman right there, man. Real original. But she can make a pound cake from scratch. You know who good? But she got like... When she do like this, it's a love. It's a love muscle. Who? Taraji? Uh-uh. The girl that laid out... Stella got a groove ass. Angela Bass. But that was just because she did what's love got to do with it. She was cut up like this. She's my grown woman. You know who don't never get the credit they need. Viola Davis. Yeah, Viola Davis classic black woman. What's the lady name? From Wade next hill. The one that was walking across the street. Loretta Devine. I'm going to tell you who a 5-5. Hold up. Why are you thinking? Uh-uh. First one. First one. Yeah. Yeah. Classic. That motherfucker got a monster. He hit me. Speaking of legend. It was a legend. A legend hit me on the social media the other day. Just the other day. Pam Gryff. Pam Gryff. She was on there. I was giving her some love and she liked it. Oh, that was love. I said don't nobody say shit to me. You know who else bad? They on her from good times. Today. Right now. I'm going to tell you who's trying to tell. Chili. Yeah. I'm going to tell you who. I'm going to tell you who. I got to sit like this in this conversation. Who right? Y'all look at me cray. I seen the other day. In some workout clothes. Debra. Stop playing. Debra been fat. Oh, that rhyme right there. Debra. With that video you did. With Lil Kim and them. When you had the bikini. When you had that earl. When you was like I'm going to show how fat my ass is. That earl was old. That motherfucker sit up OG. She was running. Big booty. Big booty. Classy black woman. Salute to all the black women. Salute to Angela Davis. We ain't even going to get a chance to salute you. I know. We going to start thinking. Jada Pinkett. I see what you're doing. That motherfucker shining in the mouth. What? Tony Braxton. Halle Berry. Halle Berry was all the time. Halle Berry was this. That was Halle. That was the first. Kind of like. Philippines type. I ain't going to go through the whole list. All the women who can rap. Foxy Brown. What about the woman with the red hair? What about the light skin girl with the red hair? Charlie Baltimore. That's how fine they are. Charlie Baltimore. The crazy part is she ain't even that fat. She wasn't that fat. She was just like pretty and slim. That's super fine. Who was fine? That red hair. She got to be crazy. Salute to Shanti. She's so thick on the left side. I like that. That's my favorite side. You so bad at Shanti. Nigga that split you down the middle. I always try to talk about her sideburns. Why are y'all looking at that? Her sideburns got an Instagram page. For real? For real? Y'all niggas play too much, man. See, I've been knowing the weird shit that I said. What the fuck is that? Instagram page. Instagram page I've seen though. Have you seen the thick Beyoncé page? No, they take all Beyoncé pictures and they make her a BBW. Word, nigga. And the fucked up part is she's still fine. It's called Beyoncé from Fine Temptation. Beyoncé from Fine Temptation. Tell me about Beyoncé, JZ White. I know, I'm saying. But you taking her in the... I'm taking her in what range you taking her from. Like a Beyoncé would do some dancing. I'm gonna tell you when she was the finest to me. When she was on the beach singing Drunken Love and she was really drunk. Mmm. That's a category right there. Where she did the stripper walk. What's Beyoncé the finest to you? To me? Crazy in love. First time I ever seen Beyoncé on the floor. Like, on all fours. Beyoncé. Yeah. To me. She tried it. That's your favorite Beyoncé? Oh, nigga. If you like it then you could have been in the ring on it. What she was doing? She moved like she got a battery in her. Beyoncé mama fine. Yeah, she is. She look like Tina Turner. Nah, she look like. She don't look like Tina Turner. A lot of niggas ain't gonna say this. She's a large fine. She's finding it hard to turn a nigga to a vegan. I don't know. You know who you leaving out? We leaving out one of the greatest of all time. Erkaba dude. Cause that's a whole episode. Oh my god. I feel like if you fuck with her you gonna get your soul right and get in the head. Whatever your thoughts of heaven is you gonna make it. Cause she gonna get your soul right. Aye. Erkaba dude. You know that fist? Erkaba got that real cool girl. This fist? Erkaba got her pussy. As soon as you put your dick in that feel. Got him. I'm scared. I feel like you gotta do cocaine before Erkaba. Nah, nah. She ain't gonna fuck with you on the court. Nah, she ain't gonna fuck with no dude. When Erkaba did Wild'n Out nigga she was smoking an incense. I didn't even know you could smoke incense. She was hitting that motherfucker. If you ever get some Erkaba dude cool dude. You can hear your ancestors. Niggas you somewhere Erkaba dude. You're a legend. I feel like I was high. That's what I'm trying to tell you bruh. Listen. You got to sing with Erkaba nigga. Erkaba what are you doing crazy thing? I love Erkaba. Listen, she had Audrey 3000 in that fur pamper. Right, she got Andre. A comment would start wearing the yarn pants. Right. That nigga wore a wool hat in the summer. I knew that puzzle was on. I know she fire. I took a selfie with her and felt like I was with her for like five years. If you ever hit that you can hear your ancestors just humming behind you. Lady on the ground. He heard that shit. Erkaba call me right now and talk about pack your bags. I'm like what we going? You know who else? Gina from Martin. Thank you for just being there. Don't slip up on Pam. I was about to get to Pam. But just y'all to a general for what y'all did for young black men. We were sitting in the living room just watching you just be beautiful. I'm going to tell you when she was defining. When? When she was on school days and she licked that nigga part. Because you can't pretend to do that. That's a good point. She had a sex scene in a Spike Lee movie. Like she didn't have no nudity. But she was in Gina from Martin. On school days. She licked the nigga part. What was the nigga name? Big Brother Dean Almighty. Big Brother Dean Almighty, yeah. Licked this shit down the middle. You can't pretend to do that. You have to actually do that. If learning a new language is on your to-do list Babble makes it fun and easy to start having conversations in a spaniel or whatever your preferred language. Es usted la nueva vacina? Look, Babble is designing to get you speaking your new language quickly with daily 10 to 15 minute lessons. Es usted la nueva vacina? Es usted la nueva vacina? Bienvenida. Bienvenida. Yo soy la nueva vacina. Babble teaches you real dialogue. You're not just learning words and phrases out of context. Es usted la nueva vacina? Si. Yo soy la nueva vacina. The speech recognition technology helps you improve your pronunciation and your accent. Babble is available as an app or online. So your progress will be synced on all your devices. Libi. Nespa. Labinespa. With Babble you can choose from 14 different languages including Spanish, French, German and a host of others. Libi ve. Nespa. Right now Babble is offering our listeners 3 months free with the purchase of a 3 month subscription with the promo code 85South. Go to Babble.com use promo code 85South on your 3 month subscription. That's Babble. B-A-B-B-L.com promo code 85South. Man, just to salute to all the beautiful black women. We love y'all. You know one, we gotta give some love too because I don't feel like she never did love. You hear what he over here playing? It's that part of me. Harry Winslow. Harry Winslow. Salute to Harriet. Harry Winslow, man. She don't get enough love. Florida Evans. Oh no. Florida. James the low-down nigga from fucking on Florida, man. I know you a fuck woman if you were still here you seen this Florida. You remind me of my old nigga. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. You need a place to stay for this Florida, boy. This boy! Niggas be like, they my old lady right here. Can you imagine you fighting with Florida and then with Lone Fearnay is coming over there every day. I would have left Florida for Lone Fearnay so I got them fans. I got a family down the hall. You know how you got to introduce Florida to your pop? How about kids doing with Lone Fearnay? Hey, man, y'all playing Florida probably got the best pussy in the whole project. I would never know. That's why she sound like that. They staying in a completely green project. She had the best pussy in the practice. It was over that motherfucker. Everything like this. That way if you're so angry you can't get home. Motherfucker had me late coming home for work. You know what I need. You know what I need for real. One thing good I can say about Florida is she don't look like her body's soft. She was a little round body but she like she was firmer. You know what she was shaped like? Florida Avenue was shaped like, you know that little thing that you hit and it bounced right back to you. You even whopped. You know what I mean? When it hit the ground it bounced back. Yeah. Florida probably had that monster. Salute to all the ladies out there that got that Florida Avenue. Let me say this though. We got to give a shout out to all the ladies. All the ladies who like niggas who bad built too. They be looking over all like that damn floor. See how quiet it got. Don't nobody want to own that shit. Yo shit. Nigga that's the thing about being a nigga though. You got to have something. If you got confidence and you can make a woman laugh and all that shit get past you built like you seen Buddy was, well he ain't black but Buddy with the big neck bound. This is exactly what I be trying to get niggas to understand. Whatever the fuck wrong with you somebody still going to like that shit. You just got to play to your fucking art. Even if your neck fucks up. You think the bitch he fucking with was like it's something about them niggas with their neck. Right. She freaking in here. Y'all why not at 8 p.m. That's what it is. Yeah. Cool. We always give y'all that advice man. Build your confidence up in yourself man. Learn to love what it is that you got and don't be trying to be no other nigga because if you try to trigger a woman to be at some point. Man you got to get insurance the fuck you just said some cold shit. Who is going to go find the nigga you pretending to be. So be who you are and then you'll find the women that really fuck with you because if you out here pretending to be another nigga eventually your bitch is going to run into the nigga that you pretending to be and it's over for you. Talk your shit. And she going to get fucked. See, you see. So all of that. I want to do that fuck. It do hurt. You had your bitch like this. You got to think like that. It do hurt. And don't think it can't happen to you because it can. And she calling them daddy bro. She is. But one thing about a woman though she ain't never going to run out of pussy. It'll get dry. She will never run out of pussy. I don't know. It's like a trash bag. It's like a trash bag. When you bought it. I don't know about that one though. It's some pussies that they got dabbed at. Yeah. Lifetime warranty that expired on them motherfucker. Me, me, me. Some of the women that lost the receipt on that pussy. It's over with. Yeah, it's over with. Go back and fuck in 30 days. Can't find that health intensity. Pussies don't last but 30 days. Really 28. Pussies don't even last but 28 days. They get a new one every 28 days. Every 28 days. Every 28 days. It's called a cycle for a reason. The pussy that she had on the 16th. It's not the pussy on the 17th. That pussy reset every night. Nah, see that's what you call a flush. Puget. That pussy fart really. It's like a doggy man. Pussy update like an iPhone. It's a little doggy man. It'll update like an iPhone. But you think about it once it's update the old phone do get slow now. If you use an iPhone. That bitch might be on iPhone 5C pussy. Some of them pussies is jail broke. You can't even take that back to the Apple store. They'll be like we can't do nothing with that. You got the screen replaced on the mall. You got the screen replaced on this pussy in the mall. We can tell. You ever fucked a chick and the pussy wasn't good the first time but you kept fucking on and you was like this ain't bad. I mean because pussy is a gift. It warms up a little bit sometimes. It's a gift. It's a gift it must be given to you. It depends on what kind of pussy she's giving you too now. Some of that pussy is like when she give you the pussy pussy that's the shit that make you be like alright move over there. But she could just be giving you some social pussy like this is my party pussy. Like it ain't much. I ain't even, come on. You ever got some sympathy pussy? Yeah, I love it. But I hate how you have to get it. It'd be a real tragedy. It'd be a real tragedy to get the sympathy pussy. I'll be there with some real bitches. They'll give a fuck what I'm going through. I'll tell them yeah man you know this shit happen. They like yeah man, shit. You got some weed. You're like god damn bitch. You don't give a fuck about anything. Y'all want a smoke yo bitch. You be sitting there saying this is a motherfucker. I'm gone now and my girlfriend's dead too. Suck my titties. Let me fuck with me. Stop it. You ever just want to smoke? You can say yeah I'm going through this shit. Damn. You got some weed. That's fucked up bro. This is the one smoke man. Everyone that's crazy. Real talk. I left that big house. I left that big house. If 2020 was a movie, what would it be? If 2020 was a movie. Right now, if it was a movie, what movie would it be? Total Recall. Hold up. Go back to 2019. This definitely Total Recall, bro. Total Recall? Yeah, you need a different skill set to survive out this big. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Total Recall. Ah, damn. I'm in between 2012 and goddamn color purple niggas like this. This shit color purple out here. It should really feel like fine temptation, a little bit. Close. It remind me of Jumanji though, because every day it'd be some new shit. Every corner it's the motherfucking... Not the dice. Right, this shit crazy, bro. You never thought you would see no shit like this in real life, like my niggas. In real life, my friends are fighting over wearing masks. A real shit now. Bro, a white woman burned down her windows because a black man got killed. Write that down on some paper and just see how they read. Yeah, they don't even read right now. Yeah, they caught her, they did. This shit is the cra... Let me go through some more news so you can see how crazy the world is, nigga. Talk your shit. Point star Ron Jeremy, charged with three counts of rape. How? When you getting paid the fuck hole. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He been getting paid the fuck for at least 30 years. 30? 40 years. 40 years. The rest is the rest. And you know what's crazy? Nigga had to find another rest. That was gonna go. Because it's actually a clip of him just being in scenes that he ain't supposed to be in. Doing what? Fucking. Like if they shooting a porno, this nigga just jump in and start fucking. Oh, nah. See, I ain't... If I'm the other nigga, I'm not... Hey, motherfucker, cut! Hey, bro, what the fuck, bro? Oh, he wait till the other dude finch. That's what I'm saying. Damn. You mean to tell me you don't think something pussy is... I don't know if that has... I don't want you to think this has anything to do with this. But I saw that. Somebody made a... They tried to link the two to get... But it ain't... I don't think it's that. Oh, you acting seen as shit. Right. 2020 nigga. Bro, do you know the type of shit that people send me? Do you know the type of shit people send me? Your ass is a porn investigator, bro. I think I'll break it down. I don't think... That would be what this would be. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He's about to go down for a second. Boom! Let me look at this picture. Wait a minute. People send me shit. The shit that went viral. The lady who had her titties. She had a breast reduction. They had the titties on the table. I was like, whoa, why you send me this shit? What the hell? I had to make sure my news was accurate. Oh, my God. Go back on the road. I was like, detective! Hold on. I don't know how this goes, but this one says for the run journey, it was at one lady house and three at the bar. Three at the bar? So he raping women in public? That's what it's... What you think raping is raping? I mean, but in the bar, not around other people? Raping is raping anyway. That's why they raping. Oh, shit. This nigga walked in. That's the God right there. That's who sent them clips. I was downstairs in the back cave. You realize run journey is just popping up with a lot of these scenes? 85 South Shore. That is crazy. But you can't pay it to fuck hold. I don't understand. You'll never understand this shit. There's a lot of... There's a whole lot of sexual violence going on. And people be asking me to request this. I don't know what to say about this shit. I despise that shit. I despise any motherfucker that takes some pussy, man. Use a scoundrel, nigga. Use a dirty motherfucker. Protect black women. You a bitch. Puss ass, nigga. Use a bitch. We need to get rid of niggas like that, man. You niggas is in the way. Because first of all, you're having our women walk around and, you know what I'm saying? It's fear, bro. They should walk around, choose who they want to like. I'll be disrespectful in grabbing on these women this shit. I'm scared to turn a nigga down. Scared to turn you down. Fuck you, that bitch. You ain't pretty, that bitch. All that shit ain't necessary, my nigga. Like who like you. Niggas don't get no pussy, bro. They don't, bro. But you know why? Because a lot of niggas get pussy that they don't deserve. They don't think that they deserve that pussy that they got and get that energy of a nigga who deserved it. You understand, ladies, that's what you got to understand. You got to stop giving out pussy to niggas who don't deserve it. Because you giving these niggas a level of confidence that it's causing them to walk around thinking that they not, thinking that they are what they not. Stop giving niggas pussy, baby. Breathe that down to me. God. Don't give that nigga no pussy, baby. He don't deserve. Just give it to us three. He don't deserve. Don't give that nigga no pussy. He don't deserve. No pussy. He don't deserve. Don't give that nigga no pussy. Just bring it up to me. Uh oh, okay. Uh oh. One more time, ladies. I like that. Bring it to me. Bring it to me. Bring it to me. Bring it to me. Bring it to Jojo. Bring it to KC. Bring that pussy to me. Bring it to Jojo. Bring it to KC. Bring that pussy to me. But that was the real shit though, man. If you see your partners out here tripping and slipping man, say something, man. Make sure you protect these black women. There's somebody auntie that somebody's loved ones, man. We gotta protect all of our women, man. Please believe me. Especially the black women, man. They are the nature and the nurturers of the earth, man. Without them, we wouldn't be here. How many of y'all motherfuckers out there was raised by a black woman? You was born by a black woman, you bitch, nigga. And the world and all life on the planet come from a black woman. So, nigga. Brie, that was it for me. While we speaking on the subject, man, us as black men, we taking accountability, responsibility in our community to try to correct some right. You know, correct some wrongs and make some of this shit right, man. Do you mind if we use our platform as black men, you know, to speak on homophobia in the black community? Sure. I mean, shit, that's what y'all nigga want, man. Y'all already know how they need me, man. No, it's not even. That's what I'm saying. We're not talking to them or about them. We talking, you know, to the motherfuckers who on the other side of all of that. It doesn't matter who somebody choose to fuck. That's their business. That's your business. And I ain't going to judge you for who you choose. Because that's your business. That's your business. Yeah, that's your business. Hey, that's your business. See, I ain't mad at you. You ain't mad at them. For who you do. For who you do. Because that's your business. Because that's your business. I mind my business. I mind my business. And that's your business. And that's your business. I mind my business. I mind my business. You mind your business. You mind your business. I mind my business. I mind my business. Bitch, that's what it is. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. It's that simple, you know what I mean? There ain't got no problem, because you know I do watch people like, you know what I'm saying, Jamie Baldwin, you know what I'm saying. Oh, of course. It's one of my favorite motherfuckers. It's not really about what you do, it's about what you say, you know what I'm saying, so, you know. And that nigga's so cold the way he was talking to the white people in the interviews, he was like, see, I, as a black man, live a life that you could never live as a white man. Yeah. Because you're white, and you benefit. So America works for you. I, as a black man, work for America. Who was that he was having conversation with? He's gone crazy. Who was the black woman that he was having that conversation with? And he was like, you know what I mean? She was like, well, why can't you lie to me? She was like, you got to respect me enough to lie to me. Don't think that I'm not strong enough to be able to take the reality of what you are. Don't lie to the white man and come home and think I'm not worthy of you giving me the same respect that you give that man. Nigga G of Vine. Nigga was cold. He used to say some cold shit about racism. See, racism is like, it's like a system. It's like an idea. To you, it's just a dream. To me, it's my worst nightmare. And I live my worst nightmares every day in America as a black man. I'm terrified. The police, they come to my neighborhood. They don't know my struggles, my power as a black man. It's very limited. See, you as a white man can be mediocre, but me, I could be a great black man and still not be good enough for your society. I was like, this thing is so fucking cool. You know what you just did? You just channeled James Bowe. Nigga, I'ma start talking like that. We gotta give credit to some of our cold, historical black leaders that is, and it's one that's still here that I gotta give a shout out to the honorable minister, Lewis Furrick. Yes, sir. The way, you see, there isn't much time for us to pretend. My brother. See, what the white man doesn't understand is we are under a level of pressure that he could never be under. And you have to understand as a white man in America, we are not looking to infiltrate your world. We are just looking to perfect the world that you have given us and make it better for the people who look as we look. And they're here to start going. So if you don't understand what it means to be a black man in America, then what you need to understand is you need to get out the way. Because we come in. I'm like, yeah, whenever, when we come in, minister, I want to talk to him. I want to know the way he can start so calm, but he can get violent as hell at the end. Oh, Mr. Police, man. I'm not going to bother you. I'm not going to come in your neighborhood and teach your children to hate blacks. But if you start killing us, we're going to start killing y'all too. Because ain't nobody no punk or nothing. Everybody's a man. Right. You get up and low. All of the struggle that the black man has been through in America, you think we are afraid to fight? We've never been afraid of the fight. You taught us how to fight. You taught us how to be dishonest and disloyal. What I'm attempting to do is instill the greatness into my brothers and sisters. God bless you. Hey, man. Hey, man, salute to you, brother. You are one of our greatest. I rock with you, OG. We salute you, man, and salute to all the black men that have done. See, the thing is, in my opinion, a lot of niggas think the only way you can take lessons and things and appreciate black men is if they give you some monetary, fuck a handout. It's information and shit you can draw from. Salute to J Prince. You understand? A nigga that gave us all of this different type of music but showed us how to build an empire. Right. And then run a whole state. Texas is the biggest state in America. And that motherfucker got his foot implanted in a state as a black man. And for everything that you can fight, man, salute to all of the black men. Master P, all of the OG. Did you know what I'm saying? That did it for us and showed us as young black men that it's possible to get out the ghetto and make something of yourself, man. And you ain't never had to give us no money, but the game is more valuable than any dollar, man. For real. Start telling me, young nigga, man. For real, man, nigga. And y'all, young nigga, need to start listening, man. All that. I hate having motherfucker be missing. Y'all fucking niggas ain't listening? Yeah. Listen, man. Y'all know shit. Got your mama how a fuck, nigga. Yeah, stop putting your hand on your girl, fuck, nigga. Take care, you kid. Fuck, nigga. For real. For real. You understand? Fuck your girl, nigga. For real, because we got a responsibility to us that ain't nobody gonna do shit for us but us. So if you a nigga and you want to be lazy and sit around and blame everybody else for your problem, use a sucker. You a bitch. Get your sucker ass off the motherfucking couch and go do something and stop doing bitch-ass shit. Right. Go on a fraternity or something. This is the perfect time to say this, too. Happy Father's Day. Right on top, man. All the real niggas. Happy Father's Day, my nigga. Right here. My nigga. Happy Father's Day, nigga. I got that. Happy Father's Day. Sneak it up, man. Yeah, baby. Yeah, happy Father's Day, man. As a father, you got to be okay with not getting shit and credit, nigga. Fuck credit. It's called sacrifice for your family. Don't nobody give a nigga credit. Nigga, enjoy them socks. That's what it is. Be happy you alive. For real. You did what I'm saying. What'd you get for Father's Day? What'd you mean, what'd I get? Exactly. What'd you get for Father's Day? I ain't gonna lie, but I'll give you a game. Use your money. Word? Yeah, yeah. She's like, what you want? You see how shocked this nigga is? He's like, hell yeah. I was like, shit. No, I'm like, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, I ain't hard to plead. I don't give a fuck about that. But see, that's another thing about being the bread of another family though. I ain't hard to plead. It's like, you know, we don't want to be giving shit. We want to know that you willing to do the shit. That's all we can see. That's what me and Kebab, we know that you, we know that shit do. Like, I know right there my girl's gonna do something. But sometimes, nigga don't know. Like, hey, man, you think your girl about it? Hey, you, hey, let me ask you this. Are you, are you good at receiving gifts? Because they always criticize black men. So we don't know how to receive gifts. We so used to give. I'm good, but I'm like, appreciate it. That shit is fast. Right. Yeah. Like, what you want to be like? Yay, baby. I like them. I like them more. Them gifts, them gifts. The fuck you want? Me and the best gifts is the ones that will motherfucking listen into who you are and do something that you would have done for yourself. Like some shit that you would have really genuinely went out and been happy to do for yourself when somebody do that for you. It's like, I fuck with you. Because you took the time out to really listen to a nigga enough to do this. To know that that's what I was talking about. Yeah, to do this. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, my criticism is always, well, I can't get you nothing because you always get shit first and get it for yourself. Right. Well, that's cool. But if you pay attention that you will understand it's not about, to me it's not about what you actually get. It's like, you know, they say the thought that counts. Right. It's really the thought that counts with niggas because we got to get out here in the world and get it, bro. No matter if you do it or not, we still got to do it. Y'all know how to finesse and make them all the fucker do it for you. Right. We still got, you know how hard it is to get a bitch to do something? I realized I couldn't get no money out of this. I said, I'm tripping. I'm looking like a... I'm looking like a... You know what? I'm looking like a beggar, baby. Baby, you realize... I'm looking like a hunter, right? And what was the situation? What was the situation that made you realize this ain't the route to go? I mean, look at that bitch. I said, baby, let me hold a hunter right quick. She was like, uh-huh. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, she was like, boy. She looked at me and I was like, damn, my baby, I should have asked for 20 or something. Damn, but I was on the right home. I was still, like, getting there. So I'm like, damn, like... She did shit. I said, what? I said, did you get me some money on me? She did shit. She let me knew I was broke. Yeah, she confirmed it. She dropped me off with no money and was like, well, get your ass out of my cup. Man. I was like, damn. My mama confirmed it for me. And she was like, I was like, mom, I wanted to join. And she was like, okay. They are $190. Fuck, I'm nine. I ain't got $190, but you better figure it out. I'm responsible for what you need. I can give a fuck about what you want. What you want is on you. What you need is on me. And they can start working at the barbershop. Bluebirds, Georgia Avenue, black-owned business, man. Salute to y'all. Oh, crazy. You know what I mean? You gotta help save my life, man. Brushing people off for dollars on Georgia Avenue and nine years old, start getting my own money and been doing it ever since then. You know, my mom used to tell me all the time, man, to stick with me every day, right? As soon as I get up, like, I just repeat this shit. My mom used to, just like you said, make you go get it yourself. Her famous phrase to me was always, well, put your hands on some. Like, figure it out. Yeah. If so much shit around here you could be doing. Something. You gotta put your hands on some. Figure it out. Like, shit be like, why son? Why you don't have, why you don't? You got everything you need to have everything you want. And then it's like, like you said, nine, 10, 11 years old, you have to be like, okay, I see what you're saying. So if I get up and I do this and I go, if I say make my own plays, so you telling me that I got the freedom to go get some money. That's what you allow me. See, that's the difference. That's the lesson there. A lot of black parents try to teach black boys and men that go over my fucking head. Like, you can sit around and ask for what you want all the time, but you ain't putting nothing together. Right. You could be cutting some grass, it's so much money. So you could be contributing. But if you show a motherfucker that you have the initiative to go get any kind of bread by yourself, trust me. Somebody gonna notice your initiative. Yeah, that point you made was so cold. Fireworks. So you blew up. That's him. Fireworks. They been real. They let you know that's your nigga. That's your nigga said some shit so cold. Blew some shit up. But that's real though. As black men, that's what you gotta understand, man. The world ain't got nothing for you. You know what I mean? But some work. That's all it is. And that's the thing. This country is for sale. It's always been for sale. So go get you a piece of it. All you gotta do is get out here and stop being afraid to fail and giving the fuck about what nigga's gonna say about what you're doing. That's what I learned. There ain't a number to let you know what you need to do. Stupid ass boy. Talk somebody. You did. Disception on life. You're looking at it wrong. Right. You did. That's real shit. That's real shit. It's like you ain't got you got a certain amount of time on this on this plane, man. And you got to get it. And the more you care about what people want to say about how you move or what you look like or what you got on. Get out of here. When I was walking to the safeway as a little boy and niggas outside riding bikes and throwing footballs. That's cool. Y'all niggas would be here when I get back or you won't. I catch y'all next time. And because I embraced that it helped me at an early age realize that that's all that's out here for you, my nigga. It's some responsibility. So you better stop ducking. It comes with a lot of it. It comes with a lot of it. So you better stop ducking it. Don't duck the responsibility because that's all the world will have for you in the ground. The more you duck it the more you going to be up under some black woman who accepting her responsibility and yours. I had to say there ain't no way to go as a black man. I say right now shot them all be real which I say I remember when I had niggas going on. Right now all you're doing is paying your phone bill. Right. I said well that's the only thing you got going on paying your phone bill. There's going to be a time when now you're going to be out here on your own as a man. You're going to leave your mama out. You're going to have your own shit. Anybody have a child you got to take care of your child. Now you got more bills. What I mean you know is prepare yourself because these bills you ain't running niggas will be running from bills and responsibilities and shit. You like bro that's the part that young motherfuckers don't understand. You're in such a hurry got to do that to be a fucking adult but once you've grown then you just you're going to miss all the days of happening. No fucking responsibility. You went from 20 and went to like 30 and you were like what the fuck damn nigga all you've been doing was that hell no. Right. Somebody asked me a question that was a good ass question. Like you said like niggas rush to be if I could talk to myself at 16 what would I say to myself and I would be like nigga stop trying to be a grown man you're not a grown man nigga learn listen stop thinking know everything at 16 I wouldn't even waste my time telling myself shit because I wouldn't listen. Right. You would be like get the fuck out of my thing. Right. I'm going to tell myself to be aggressive. More aggressive? Hell yeah I wouldn't even be a comedian there it is. Niggas wouldn't even tell me. But you know you know and you tatch it up. And a nigga would hear that and you know what make that real though because you to understand what it takes to tap into the energy to make something of yourself. Right. So if you can go back to that time and get yourself that gym or how to tap into the energy to make something of yourself you could have got an earlier start on it. So young niggas I pay attention to this shit all day stop looking at the news stop thinking whatever is going on around you is what you got to subscribe to and figure out who you are and stop beating the motherfucking pavement ASAP. And don't tell don't let nobody tell you that you can't because that shit might knock you down because it's going to be some hanging that nigga black man what you doing that for nah you ain't good enough to do that hey John don't get discouraged you see what I'm saying who are they that's some real shit remember that shit so that's why I say I tell myself to be more aggressive because I want to let nobody say it it's just like a nigga telling me right now you ain't funny nigga fuck you straight up got a couple of laughs like niggas it doesn't matter about you man like people think what they think about you they act like you're going to quit real bad you got your life it's crazy it's funny fuck this shit I can quit trying I've been ready at the gas station really man at the gas station I'm just hey man I'm glad you told me because you saved me a lot of time and money I mean that's the thing like people will have an idea in your life and get mad that your life don't match what their idea is right and it's like why do you care about what a person got to say about what you're doing first of all most people that want to sit around and tell you what to do is telling you about shit they ain't done and they never accomplish and never even tried to accomplish but you nigga you ain't going to be no goddamn basketball player you don't even take your shoes right but see that's the thing that was built in that to demoralize the first perception on where he think he is you see what I'm saying that's why I never tell a nigga he ain't good if a nigga can play me a song and I know that shit some bullshit I'm like but this ass this might be a ass song but this he might make a hit tomorrow I'm going to tell you a story about this stop you can't tell him to stop I used to host the rap shit the open mic rap night when I was first starting doing comedy like 15 years ago and it was like all kinds of niggas would come through some niggas had big ass hits eventually and then some niggas like you said would just garbage like every week they would come back and just be garbage and be garbage keep performing that shit hard than a motherfucker nobody even fuck with it to the point where it's like they didn't perform this shit so much it's a running joke everybody laughing like oh this nigga ain't going to quit okay we fuck with buddy now now everybody know the little stupid ass song where they become like a little hood cause you letting them know that you're a liver fuck but look this nigga ended up booking more shows now everybody who used to come there that niggas went all the way around the world with this shit all the way to Japan Asia niggas stayed over there for six, seven months doing shows and these niggas were still in there talking shit about them doing the same shit talking about your perception your perception what the thing is it's like niggas even if the shit garbage you gotta find somewhere where your shit ain't garbage you gotta figure out somebody like this your shit might be garbage in your city in your neighborhood but niggas who stayed over there they love that shit man this nigga been waiting on you to make some money gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble they love that shit they love that shit bro don't ever be in it the way you at man you can keep pushing don't ever stop pushing because I'm telling you man it's possible whatever you want to do it's possible but it's only possible if you doing what you want to do stop chasing another motherfucker's dream find out what your dream is alright we're comedians right right this is a true ass fake no matter what circuit you work at if you're local some of them motherfuckers ain't never gonna leave and it ain't just gonna you don't have to get good on your local circuit before you can leave the thing that separates a lot of comedians just like you said they can be garbage but they'll go on the road and be garbage right and they'll be garbage somewhere else right they don't know you garbage yet you might cause they like you got a better success rate in front of a whole bunch of motherfuckers who don't know you like he was alright what the nigga came over there he was alright cause motherfuckers know somebody everywhere and they gonna ask somebody where they at the show he was like oh you mean to tell me he wasn't garbage so you mean to tell me this nigga on the road working and decent but he got okay and young niggas y'all got the world different than we ever had we ain't had this shit right here bruh you can get in contact with so many people right now right now I'm talking about right now like bruh you see all types of shit that be something else they can't help with no the fuck hold up stan why y'all niggas sound like a nigga huh why y'all sound like a nigga it's a nigga I mean that wasn't serious that was stan that was stan that was stan yeah stan who the fuck is that siri bruh is there anything else you wanna talk about no I didn't even know you was listening my nigga got a tan they always listen you shouldn't have brought that phone I don't trust this shit them motherfuckers got out the whole episode we just said they want 25 states we gotta get these niggas out ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we do want to stan cause we were through recording is there anything else I can help you with you have black lives matter big black titties big black titties big black titties big black titties big black titties big black titties what's up with those stan stan I have to do that to my part big black titties yeah he said big black titties it went off he ain't fucking though I swear to god I just opened my phone what was on that oh stan open gentlemen your fucking man this nigga the man ha ha ha ha that one that's your element right there what kind of phone I'm about to give me one of them Upgrade, baby! What, what, what, which one you got? The XS Max. That's the old one, that ain't even the new one. Big black titties! Big black titties! Y'all got them new phones, man. My face, my face. This is my face. We must got that T-Mobile service. Ha ha ha! Motherfucker be like, I don't know my face. That shit'll make you mad. You ever try to open your phone while you're in the bed? You lay it down, that bitch, you was like, fuck. Girl, look at you, because you know you ready to put your pen in it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, get out of the bed, that a- Ha ha ha ha ha! Fuck ya, man, we got this. But I'm the porn inspector. You so want to judge me for the shit he doing? Ha ha ha ha! See, that's exactly what we were talking about. Don't let nobody else push that shit off of you, man. Judgement or anything. That's the thing you say, ain't even, you gotta put your pen in it, man. See, man, she's outta here. Hey, man. Get your ass on, man. Ha ha ha ha ha! He's outta here, man. He bein' with that in my face. Hey, I'm tellin' you, the fingerprint never go away. I ain't bought a new phone in a long time, because I was readin' this book about gettin' rich, and it said about 80% of millionaires fallin' to be about three, four years old, so I just said, fuck it, I'm just gonna see what. You said every millionaires, what? They fallin' to be about three, four years old. I still got it up on the set. Know what I'm sayin'? Yeah, I got that. This ain't the new one, but this is the last one before the new one. Whatever that one is. They bring them up for this all, like, Jordan. This is six iPhones ago. This is an 8S plug. But look at them. This high-cold game is. This six different iPhones. But it's the same, goddamn, fuck, look at this shit. That ain't my screen ain't cracked. This is the screen for takin'. Mine too. I don't need no judge. This six iPhones ago, this one and a half iPhones ago, and them motherfuckers still look the same. We had. I want a flip phone. We had. I know we had now. This is shit to talk about when you had. This is like, look at the phone, bruh. Same, man. But them motherfuckers see phones ago, bruh. Shit, the same, man. Bro, see. Look, it's the same style. This an 8, right? You hear me? This a 15. I just made a cold point, like they gettin' us, my nigga. Like the nigga stand outside the store, my brother. Don't fall for the track. The track. You talked about the track, but I thought you knew what it was, my brother. Don't fall for it. That's why I don't know how to see it. Bruh, Siri quit on my phone and work on a newer iPhone. What? You bitch quit. She was like, this phone is old, I'm out of here. No, this phone is old. The bitch texted me, she said, Google anything you need. Good luck. Damn. This phone is old, I'm outta here. That ain't even got Siri on the 5C today. 5, nigga? Yeah. I don't know. That's way back. Your shit look like an iPad, iPod, nigga. That's the 5C. The 5C, well, I don't know the colors. It look like a little Game Boy, baby. They were poppin', they were walkin' around with a motherfucker, boy. They don't even want no new phone. Got a little iPhone, they, yeah, I see it. Fuck it. We out. They supposed to be comin' out with the flip. With the razor. Yeah, the motherfucker flip up and turn into one of them, and you can flip it down the middle. Come on, he didn't be like a razor for real. Fuck that. Remember everybody had black birds, man? What? Got the little scroll ball? Yeah, the little scroll ball gets stuck. You do not do no business, nigga. You do not need no cat there, black bird. Fuck, you got that phone with all them buttons on that motherfucker, nigga. You got a space bar, delete all that shit on your screen. You don't know how to use none of that shit, nigga. We be buyin' phones just cause they popular. Fuck, you need a black bird for it, nigga. You ain't never sent the email. Fuck where I was you. They had black birds, bruh. That shit was dumb as a motherfucker. He said yo, I ain't got no birds. Hey. We gotta give a shout out to your 2020 two niggas who still got prepaid phones. I had a sidekick in mind that it worked. They just put numbers in. It was your sidekick for real. I didn't put numbers in. I used to use that business as a phone book. It used to be like, that's hot, but you don't know it's hot. Nah, it's a little darling shit when I had my black bird, bruh, I really thought I was handling business and I was scrolling and shit. Nah, I'ma get you. I was doin' comedy. They was emailing the contracts. I was signin' them business right there. I could just do it on the phone, sitin' right quick and it was like, damn, damn, damn. Nigga did the perfect phone that ever came out. What? They started all that shit. What? T-Mobile Dash. I don't even know what that is. In the nigga, who know? They gon' be like, T-Mobile Dash. That was the fastest phone out. For any of that, I can get on anything right now. Now you know what's goin' on? Right now, that was the first phone that we did. You be like, right now, right now. See, that makes sense. That's cold right there. Right now, nigga. That's the cold one right there. T-Mobile Dash, nigga. That's the cold one. But for my general, a couple of years before you, nigga, the one that did it for us was that motherfucker. Next tail, dawg. Next tail? No, wait, wait, wait. Damn, shirt, bruh. Yeah, yeah. I don't remember the walkie talkie. Right. Y'all was so stupid. But it still is a walkie talkie and a phone. But you loud and fuck. Ain't everybody hear y'all whole girl like, Who are you at? I'm over here, bruh. That was cool then. But even before that. Men in a stove, bruh. Cha-cha. It was the motherfuckin' Nokia. Can you call him? The Nokia. The one with the snake on it. Yeah. The little Nokia with the little chunky spoon. You the knockin' nigga out with one of them. Them bitches was bricks, bruh. That was a text message that got real. You ain't have to charge that bitch for like every three days. Tino? That motherfuckin' had 11 balls, bruh. Tino? Niggas would be like, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b and you'd chase it fast to here. Oh, you know another one that was cool when they came out with the camera phone? Remember the first camera phone pictures? That shit was like... I always was ugly. That shit was like, Maggley. I was ugly. 96, my nigga. That was some of the worst pictures you ever seen. I was ugly. You were so low like this. Right. You couldn't see what it was. to look like LeBron on NBA 2K1 then. All my pictures you look far ahead. I used to take them up close in the head. I'm like, man, I'm ugly. Not posting that. I had to no kid to just flip up to the keyboard then you could lay the bed down. My shirt is ugly. Wait, that was Facebook with Papi. Where you supposed to be? Your picture got to be found on Facebook. You must have posted a lot of pictures, man, because I've always been scrolling and I see a new picture of you every day. I'd be like, does he know y'all have this? Listen, I got some ugly-ass pictures. Oh, that one when he was at the prom, nigga. I wanted a prom to hold my cousin. DC! DC! We had prom on the same day, bro. And you is stupid. Everybody's like, look at your date. I'm like, uh, McCuddle, bro. She is what I want to say, her self-esteem about her head. No, I ain't talking about her, I'm talking about your suit. And then you had the motherfuckers' zoosuit. Oh, you talking about that piece of motherfuckers? That's my one, kick it now! You boy, shit more than I had that Mohawk one. The Mohawk one, that's the one I'm talking about. That boy, nigga, he worked for Blaine. That nigga look like he worked for Blaine. I had that desire to make shit out of Vampire tonight. They getting fucked up. Oh, you're crazy. I'm part of the whole motherfuckers. DC, the funniest picture you done, Nick. It's the one where you in the back of the car thinking you're silly. Well, I feel like that. Damn, I got a box, how could it? The nigga got it in the back of this motherfucking bean. Oh, I missed that one. God damn. I feel like that. Bigger with two arms. Down here, let's have this. The nigga got blocked. Oh, shit, have you been this in the street? Look how Marvin Gaye looking at your earring. Was he showing off the earring, bro? I don't even know what you're talking about. He's saying I got blocked. The nigga got a big ass earring. The earring and the big shit in the whole picture. This nigga little in the back of the street. I don't even know what you're talking about. But look, if he down here, hey, hey, no, no, no. You had blocked, so you have to get bent it. You know what I'm saying? If you walk around and you ain't got no block, oh, you ain't talking about this. Oh, man, them old pictures, man. Them old pictures be funnier than the motherfuckers and everybody's funnier. DC, bro, you got some funny ass pictures. Nigga done grew up. Yo, I got some funny ass pictures. The nigga, we all do. Use a little squirrel. You all do, nigga. You and your other like it. Like it. Wait till I go home. That's what all the fucking real stupid ass pictures. I'm gonna let you know how long I got bent on this dumb ass shit. I ain't no boy. I got some ugly ass picture now. Boy, I got ugly ass picture. I'm talking about baby picture. I told you that, nigga. Boy, you fell in a big ass suit. Right, listen. I grew up in that era. Shit. Me and my cousin got a picture from my middle school prom, nigga. We dressed like we in after seven, nigga. I'm talking about the big ass R&B singer suits, nigga. I had the Chinese collar like rush hour, nigga. We was the slides niggas in the world, bro. I thought I was motherfucking, man. You could tell me I wasn't that damn Chris Tucker off rush hour at the middle school prom on the spirit of Washington, nigga. Shit. With the buttons down the middle, they hooked. Nigga, that was the fly suit in the world. I thought somebody had photoshopped your head when I seen your baby picture. Oh yeah. Right there, man. My head been this big, bro. You ain't never seen my baby picture, bro. You got it. Hell yeah. Amen. Brace yourself. All right. Man, to show you this. And that fucked up. She go, man. No, it ain't. Well, my mother was, but she dealt with it. She straight. Shit. Ah! That fucked up. I gotta go home and get some pictures from my child. I hate it all of them, because I was real shiny in all my pictures. Had no battle with you. Got that in the gasoline. Yeah, nigga. Shining a bit. Shining. I remember one time I used a whole bottle of grease. I was like, bottle all the way, this shit made my skin look. What kind of grease was it, Morris? Nope, it was head conditioner. Damn. I looked at the bottle and said, I never read this container. That's crazy. One time I washed it. I washed my head with some Somerset. I need to start reading. What? Yeah, one time I washed it. You washed your head with some Somerset. That's probably some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I don't know what the fuck wrong with that. Hey, man. I didn't have to think about that shit like that. I don't know if she was born in like a motherfucker. Hey, no wonder you bald, nigga. You can't never recover from that one, nigga. God damn. I was probably about a 10 or 11 or something. I don't know what the fuck that shit was. So I think my skin fucked up for me bathing with this wash and detergent. Yeah, it is. Laundry detergent. I'm like, I'm just so ashy for no reason. Bro, how long did you use the dish detergent? I was like, I can't have the bath and I'm just so white. And I put on lotion. You know what it is. I'm like, what's wrong? I know what it is. But what is it? Your skin, thank you, dishes, nigga. No, for real, bro, I'll pay with. Bro, I'll never get in front of the grit and the purple. You can be my favorite kind. The purple? The dog. I used to go to the sink and grab it and go to the tub. Me and that bitch. Oh my god, man. All the bubbles. He probably did it just like that. You see that motherfucker let all of this fuck. Oh my god. You see that motherfucker let all of the dish detergent. Yeah, you would have hated growing up with my girl in my house. Where is that new dish detergent? It's by the tub. It's over here by the tub. Real project, niggas. You ever took a bath with some laundry detergent in there and now you just grit it? No, we ain't bath with no laundry detergent. Yeah, that shit happens. That shit probably stings. This guy was a chloro? No, it's not the chloro. Oh, nigga. I thought you was talking about liquid detergent. I didn't know you was going that hard. You'd have put some comet in this shit with you. What? You think you're going to put it in? That shit starts stumbling away. I thought that was normal, my bad. You detergent is worse than you put the pot. I didn't. Hey, you talking about me. I didn't put it in there. I grew up with my grandma. That's the type of shit old people in the sap. Put that laundry detergent in there and get your head in that tub. You wonder why the water grates. Then you get in there and it's gritty. You're like, this guy, my booty inch grub. Get your ass in that bed. I want to go home by engine. You think you're smart. Grandma, can you at least put me in the dry because I'm engine. I think... Shut the fuck up! You shouldn't have put that tidy in my bath water. I just get cleaned by myself. Oh, shit! Stop putting line in the tidgit. I just said it was gritty. That shit ain't dissolved all the way. It's supposed to move back and forth. You know what you tell your mom? When your mom be like, go to bed. See, that's why I wasn't going to say that. When we said, grandma, I should have put the laundry detergent in the tub and now I'm an engine and that's why I can't go to bed. But you don't even love me. I'm an engine. I'm an engine for three days! They got eggs in them, man. My bad. Shit, man. What the fuck I was looking for? Oh, there you go. Appreciate you. Whatever. Y'all niggas had a better life than me. I grew up off of $2 worth of lunch meat at a time. Well, I grew up off eight clothes. Ain't no telling when these shit gonna rip. That's still luxury, man. You ain't even telling what I said. My mama was by me size 13. I gotta sit down. Jitter! My mama was by me size 13. Shoes in middle school, nigga. I wore eight and a half. Fuck, as you talk about. You see that video of that nigga on that basketball court with their big ass shoes? The buddy was like, he must have been looting. That's how my shit used to look every day, nigga. Big shoes. Big shoes, nigga. I'm talking about big shoes. Once she bought the Timberlands it was over with. I said, you can't buy my shoes no more. That big ass Timberlands dog. I look like, man, for real Bob the builder. That's crazy, my nigga. Everybody had new shoes and updated shoes. And I wore fake F01s. That shit traumatized you, didn't it? Yes, it did. You didn't mention it. I heard you speak on that. I used to try to. Hold up, this is real. I used to try to convert other people to go fuck with the person I used to buy my shoes from. I used to be like, why are you spending on a hundred, bro? And you can go get two pounds for 80. There you go, one. Your head. You look like you nine. Like four? Shit. You got nine on your head. Got a nine on the head. What the hell, damn. All the old people used to see him when he was a little like, that boy gonna be somebody. Real mega mind, nigga. You ever play football? Yeah. That shit was illegal. They had to get him a kicker head. God damn, man. Got a grown man face. See the chair, they get the wicker chair. They get the close up of that one. Big head ass. That's the one. That's the album cover. I need y'all on this mixtape that I'm working on. What you working on? It's called God Damn. I don't know yet. I need a title. I don't know what I want to call it though. What you want to call it? I don't know. That could have been it right there. What you want to call it? How about Chocolate Coochie and Comedy or something? Chocolate Coochie and Comedy. I feel up there at work. I like that. Chocolate Coochie and Comedy. Chocolate Coochie and Comedy. Yeah, some shit like that. God damn, boy. You look like you're having an alert reaction or something. She's fat as a mother fucker. I was like, ugly ass baby. You say I got an old bad face boy. You got that dog boy. My shit on my home screen though. Oh yeah. You look like a regular kid. You fresh and shit. Look at me, I'm burnt. I got burnt shit. My shit right there on his home screen. My shit right there on his home screen. I had weed lips. It's fucking black already. You were too young to be taking pictures at that point. Your neck wasn't even stable. You slipping on that picture. My sister had to hold my shit up. This is the 85 self show. It always will be. It don't matter if you're an ugly baby. All that means is you're going to grow up to be an ugly human. That's all that means. That's all that means. People think it's the end of the world because you're ugly. Fuck that shit. You just got to hang around people who ugly than you. So you could be the pretty friend. You the cute one out the ugly bunch. You got to embrace your ugliness. Come on now. Embrace your ugliness. Tell the truth. Embrace your ugliness. Shut up to all the ugly niggas that be pulling fine women. Because fine women love a ugly niggas. Embrace your ugliness. Niggas with a fine assie. Chico, make sure you tell them to watch them shows. I'll be a niggas with a fine assie. Shut up to MTV man. Smash your dash. I'll be a niggas with a fine assie. What's my secret? That shit was funny. That shit is funny. May I go to the MTV website? YouTube? And watch them shows we shot. What's my secret? That we shot. We had the season finale of 85. Oh yeah. The star. This is the perfect segue out of time. It's magic. See this shirt right here? Oh my name. You about to drop those. Official 24 hours. I'm supporting the black business. You do the same. You see it. Super star shit. The crackhead uncle in your family used to wear it. Once it got old, they were like stop wearing it. We got them new now. Your mom still got one with easy. You want to look like this? So fuck with it. Come on man. I paid you the ultimate respect. I appreciate it. You did. Hell yeah. I cut it off before I nut though. I was like this is the joint one here. We can play it while we fucking. I need a few minutes to crack. I can poke it. I don't need DC and him with me like that. I know them now. I can't get all that now. Come on now. You understand? That is hilarious. Let me get me now. That is funny. That is funny. Hey man. I cut it off. Give me that. Hold up. Hold up bro. Oh my god. I understand. Let me show you that. 85aparro.com to get you some of this good merchandise. Everybody is supporting black businesses. So support some black businesses. And definitely support the black businesses that support you. You know what I'm saying? Fellas figure out how to make your lady have oil gas on. Or I will. This is a warning. I need that. This is a warning. That's a cold one. That's a t-shirt right there. You should know how to have an oil gas on. Or I will. And that is a cold fissure. That's a threat. That's a cold fact. It gotta say that's a cold fact. That's a cold fact. That's a cold fact. Don't you think that's shit? On the back you need to have a picture of a bitch giving a dick of a friend. That's what I said. That's what I said. Cold fact. That's cold. You know they had this song. The lady was like, money make me come. She's been off by. Wouldn't that be cold if you actually... Oh shit, I never had this song. She didn't just make her come right then. Like if you give her a gift. She just busting that right there. Wouldn't that be hard? She was just like, what if a woman really could come just off some shit you bought her or some money you gave her? Like if I just gave her some shit, she was like, I'm like, hold up baby. Hold up. You handed her $40. She gave away. I mean they do that anyway but you said calm though. He said handed her $40. He never go above the $40. Ever. You were fucking up the game sir. Don't go above that $40. Is there $43? What is wrong with you? You don't go over the $40. You don't go over the $40. It's $85. Never. Don't go over the $40. You fucked the game up. If you think about it most of the shit a woman buy is cheap. Fashion over. They'll get a whole outfit for $7. And then they say even more money because they don't wear no bra with it. All they had to do was put some panties and some shoes on. They just fit on clothes. Fernando. I'm in Lenox Mall today. This lady walked up and said let me take a picture. She on the phone with somebody. She was like yes bitch. They got jeans in there for $63. Whip size you went. I said god damn. What the fuck she was it? I don't know. Somebody got a sale going on. They were selling jeans for $63. If you wear jeans they'll call $63. Your Gucci gon' stink. That's a good point. That fabric gon' throw that pH balance to Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper. Oh. That was too graphic. No it wasn't. He said Dr. Pepper. You don't know what the aftertaste is. Amen. I'm going to start apologizing. I can't call. I'm going to start apologizing for some of this shit I said. They just put a taste on it. Like people get mad at us when we're saying bitch all the time. Really? I know. Bitch is a figure of speech. Bitch shut up. I know and those probably just people who really bitches in real life. Everybody in the world just get it done. They're words. Stop tripping off words unless you're going to put some action behind them. Don't be mad. Those are the words that offend you or the ones you're allowed to offend you. It's a lot of words my fuck. You know a word that offends me? Broke. That shit hurt my feelings. Broke? Broke? You gotta be real. You know what I'm saying? Broke is yeah. I feel like a motherfucker can speak broke on to you. Broke? Hold up. We arguing now but don't just say no shit stop because I'm about to start sweating every time you say it. There's certain words that go into that category. Broke? Police? You see that? That's a fucked up word. That's a fucked up word man. That's a good boy. I just say I want to say broke. I just be like shot I ain't trying to do shit. You know what I'm saying? Same thing but in another category. I can't say that word. Broke worse than poor. Broke means your mind. Poor is the condition. Broke is how you living in it. One more time? Broke is the condition. Broke? Broke is the condition. Poor is how you living within that condition. Fucked up. See how quiet he got. Don't nobody want that broke shit to be spoken on. That shit like a curse. That's some money welfare. Welf over here. Welf over here. You don't go to black change. Welf over here. Welf over here. Make it just threw some wealth around the room. Throw a little wealth around. Throw a little wealth around. See that makes you want to turn to your bibles and read about two brothers. Brother Lawrence made. There were two brothers. See a lot of people who misinterpret the word. Think when you say two brothers that you mean actually two people but I want to speak about two brothers. Cain and Abel. See if you think about the words these are not people at all. It's about your wants and your ability. See Cain speaks on your ability but are you able? See Cain can kill that ability. See because Abel is short for ability meaning are you able to? See when you asking Cain you seeking permission you see how doing and asking kills each other. It's more about doing. Fuck asking. See Cain and Abel had a sister name available. Did you know that? Short for availability. You have to be available before you can be able. Cool. I didn't know you because I do. Now you ain't heard what I said because when I said what I said you weren't listening to what you is. You had your mind setting your heart. Now see some people they trying to hate me and they keeping hating their heart. See you can't let hate live in your little chest. You got to let that hate out. So I invite all the haters to hate me openly. Don't hate on me. In lowercase letters when you hating on me put it in big letters so I can see it all. I want to know that you hate me. Don't sneak hate me. I looked around one day and I said God damn they got no haters I'm doing too well. What's gonna motivate me? Don't nobody not like me no more. I love as soon as we post the video up. It be 11 dislikes. Nigga you ain't let me finish. How you hate it and you ain't even finished. Can you unlike the dislikes? What if you kept watching it after you disliked it. Suck my dick and leave me alone. I said suck my dick and leave me alone. Suck my dick and leave me alone. That's all I want. Suck my dick and leave me alone. I'm talking about as soon as I finish get back to doing what you were doing. Go in the other room walk on. Touch me. Because you can and you available. But are you able to suck my dick and leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Somebody leave me alone. Somebody leave me alone. That was beautiful. Thank you DC. I want to thank you. I said that shit I was saying the right way and I still said it wrong. I just agree with what I was like. I said that shit wrong. I said it's his turn. It's the condition and broken how you living in it. I fucked it up and my nigga tried. That's a brother right there. He tried to help me. I didn't listen. He was like well I guess he wanted to change it. I was like that's it. But I ain't gonna keep forcing it. That's what it is. They just gotta go. They were whining. You said it. Hey man. They were whining. They ain't. I feel like I won't even have to say this shit at this point. But make sure you continue to watch and support Wildin' Out. Now during the pandemic they got a lot of marathons. They've been running on VH1. I don't give a shit if you don't watch it. Turn your fucking TV on there and walk off. Just let it run on. Let it run in the background. Let it run over and then just go to a random episode of 85 South. Skip the 35 minutes and just watch that. Because you don't remember what the fuck you seen. Anyway. Run our numbers up. Just look at our shit. I go back and look at them shit. We didn't talk about it. Everything my nigga. Everything that happened. We didn't talk about it bro. Look how many times we didn't did how the police treat us on the show. I mean just of course it's been going on. We didn't do that. And there's so much more to talk about. Niggas don't need to understand. Yup. The world will continue to rotate as the earth gets bigger. When it's cold outside. Anybody who knows the rest of that knows that that ends with how many bitches want to fuck this nigga named Snoop Doggie. Shut up this Snoop Doggie dog. Snoop Doggie dog. I call the nigga Doggie dog just because don't nobody else do it right. Snoop Doggie Snoop. Yup. See that's what I'm saying. How many bitches want to fuck this nigga named Snoop Doggie? I'm all the above. I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes. Snoop ain't never let me down that one time. Snoop and real OG. Beautiful is the coldest song Snoop ever did when they did went to Brazil and shit. Beautiful. You're my baby. You're my baby. Then the nigga had Charlie Wilson on that beat. I just wrote you to know that you are classy. Make sure you continue. Why? Why? Why? Then for real come back whisper. Oh that's just something about you. It's cold. You keep shopping. We got all this on deck restocked. Hit the quit touch at itch.com. You know what I'm saying fuck with us long way. Chico bean about to drop something for you. Chico bean fall collection. It's coming real soon. He's going to be selling a lot of merchandise a lot of items and shit. Chico bean cap all that shit coming. Got a wave cap. Coming out. Chico bean lamp. Starting this size extra large enough. I had a mic on. Yeah. Ain't no small size. We've been helping each other this whole time. I told you yes you might. Feel like somewhere anyway. Yes sir. Much love to all the couples that broke up a couple months ago but you stayed together because it was a pandemic and shit. But as soon as the world opened back up y'all still broke up. Got to give some love. They got two more months on the list. I leave when you turn and take my part and take your part. Got to give some love to the ladies with the good culture because y'all really keeping a lot of people from going crazy. Take a bath though even though you got good culture still take a bath. What the fuck bro what happened? They just got bathed sometime. Not the ones he talked about. The ones with good culture and bathing. Lou the jail went over there. He wants some culture too. We tell her I think I want to be there and play the flute. Weird be there and play the flute. And leave me alone. Something I did and leave me alone. Don't leave me alone if you're good. You want some more? I'm going to let you know. All right suck it two times D ain't gone so well. Man y'all niggas is the greatest man. Oh that's what we give have a song called Chocolate Coochie and Cush. It'll be a weed song too. Put that on the mixtape. And we got to have Eric about to do incense. And be smokin' them while we singin' the song. So much coochie in the air. Right. Of course fuck with us on social media. Keep doing what you been doing. Black lives matter. Black lives matter. Black lives always matter. Always will. Black lives matter. D. All races can die and go to hell. Pull down all the confederate flags. All races can die and go to hell. They really can. Even if they don't go to hell. They can just be off earth for a minute. Put them in a cage where they can do that shit by themselves. Put them in a cage where they like we don't want to be over here. Go in this cage. I'm tired of 70-year-old white people making all the decisions. And it got all the time. Disrupt the system. Corrupt the system. Be the change you want to see. Right. And all the people that's out here fuckin' with niggas. Thank you for revealing yourself. I hope the game be fucked then. I don't know what you got going on in life. But always remember that Marvin Gaye is looking at you. Just like that. He's like, no the fuck I ain't. That's the thing about that face you don't even know if he's agreeing or disagreeing. Let on. Something about that face that'll let you know. Something got to change. Something got to change, man. Something got to give, got to change. Anything you got going on you want to drop out here? There's a shit going on, but the rent. Most of it is still out here. D.C. Go buying that 24 hours all day every day. You know what they need to do? Go buying that shit. Keep streaming. Got some more time to blow up the night as the rain on a man burning with these whole house. That ain't it, but that's what I be saying. I'm going to stage it to hoes. You be like, oh, oh, but I'll be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. When you don't even have a living at a time so I'm trying to hear it right now baby and you know that. And then I'll be trying to do the half note. I can't never get that bitch. I'll be like, sing your low-games. The year is party, fuck. For real. Oh, I'll be fucking with this. I'll be riding around listening. Man, listen to the fly for a minute. Man, listen. Hey, y'all can't go marrying that shit. I'll try to get that bitch gold, man. This the coldest DC Young Fly song. They're fucking pretty late and they I'll be riding around like I'm in another country with the windows down. Hey, pretty lady. Hey, pretty girl. Roll up, nigga. Hey, nigga, don't be all the same, bro. And nigga got hit. But y'all going to get that 24-hour, man. Scream that bitch. Trying to get that bitch gold. Scream that motherfucker, man. Trying to go gold. Fuck your side bitch to that bitch, man. I'm straight feeling it. Oh, hi, fuck. We going back on the road. July 33rd, my boy, baby man. Murder Beach. You did what I'm saying, July 31st. Don't try to park that bitch back out. I got a lot of shit in motion, though. I'm going to roll a couple of movies and TV shows. So we ain't booing. You know what I'm saying? Well, there you have it, folks. This has been another rendition of the 85s self-show. We are here live in your motherfucking face. Asking you how it tastes. Suck my dick and leave me alone. I'm out the bitch. Be good, bros.