 Welcome to Church of the Chair. I'm your host E. Today, we are starting the Resident Evil 4 remake. I will not be looking at chat. My apologies, but I don't want to risk any spoilers. We're gonna go ahead and jump right into it. I am super excited for this. Subtitles on. Let's see here. Home theater. Eh. Let's go with resolution. Always read your terms of service, kids. Happy noises. Here we go. Ooh, bonuses. Alright, we're just gonna jump right into it. Alright, I always, anytime I play a Resident Evil game, I always go assisted first just to get the story, and then I start working on my speed runs with either standard or hardcore. So, no noob comments. I can't see chat anyway, so call me a noob all you want. Amosifst is active. It can be changed in controls from the option menu. Create more ammo when crafting. Recover some health automatically when in danger. And lower prices for certain items. Yeah. Oh, shh. Let's go. Well, that was new. Hey, it's Kruger. Orkegan, what are the hell's names? The roast marshmallows part? Remember that. I'm sure they are. What is it? Somebody watching you. Bro, I thought he stepped in his own. Never mind. This is the part in the horror movie where they split up. You get parking. Whatever. Jacket with defer. Let's go. Yes. We good with the controls? Yes, we are. What's it all about? See what's taking so long. I can't go in there. There's some crappy road signs. Barbed wire. Checking for items. This is going to be a very long playthrough. I take my time for a first playthrough. It won't let me shoot here. Usually, okay, in the original one, you could shoot the crows right off the bat. How do you do that? Huh? How do you do that? I just literally just started. There's the car scene there? Yeah, and there's a brand new opening cut scene too. Crouch. Whole new mechanic. Man, this game is gorgeous. Holy wow. You didn't miss much. The car scene is basically the same. I thought that was a yellow barrel. Anything hiding back here? You have a quick turn? It tells you eventually I do have one, but it's like back in... Yeah, it's... You can change it, but it's back in R1. Yeah, it's weird. It's just back in X. I know. I could probably go in and change it. I was playing the other one yesterday and it was just back in X. I started fucking in professional mode, hard as shit. Oh yeah. Let's see here. I did not get past the village. I'll wait until it tells me... Well, his hair is so shimmery. Looking good, Leon. So proud of you. Anyone who wants one? All right. The double click X to push the door open quickly is back. Crude charm. Judgment is nigh. Well then, it wasn't in English. It was translated in English. Hang on. Sorry about that. We had a surprise visitor at 11 o'clock at night. Somebody's door dash showing up out here in the middle of nowhere. I can't pull up my gun, so I'm not really looking right now for anything I can shoot down. If you're here to clickety-clacks, that is my doggo. Let's go in here first. The Spanish is so bad. Muchas grassy ass. It was at this point he knew. Baby Josephine. It looks like Ash when he's confused or his head all tilted sideways. I don't... Oh, that's some Baker stew. Resident Evil fans will get that one. Okay, I'm gonna get them monetized. Probably gonna get them monetized anyways, the violent video. I don't know how people run their channels when you can't show blood and guts, because even like the review channels have to censor it. It looks just like the key from the other game we were playing today, Song of Horror. If I say, turn on your flash of light, a whole ass Blair Witch project vibes. I wanna... I played the demo, so if y'all are wondering, crap. Nah, I'm gonna miss it. My aim is be bad. It's just gonna stay bad. I'll get it eventually. All right, none else. The situation is fucked. I just realized I didn't tell the Door Dasher which one... which one it might be. I just told them A sometimes doesn't put their letter on their address. R2. Yeah. Look, they're all... I mean they're all Las Plagas, so... You can see the strands... see? See the strands of the Las Plagas? And then you want to... Okay. That probably wouldn't be smart. I know. Yeah, get some. Play soccer with your body. Dan's over here losing their mind. What? Just go, just... Okay. All right, I'm going. Trust me, I'm going. Four bullets. It handles smoother than the demo, so they must have tweaked something. I figured. But still, push up. Push up. Boy, that chin's stronger than my appetite. God damn. The location on your bike light. She made me take care of her. Copy that. I'll see what I find. Something's happening to the people over here. I'm like, I support her. All right, Jason. Faith them. Get the hell back. Dan is losing their mind over here, y'all. They're so happy. That is amazing. Look at that butt chin. I bet you got a wipe when you drool. All right. It's R1 to run or click the stick, but the R1 is the quick turn, too. Oh, I don't need that toggled. Hang on. Challenges. Hold up. Novice Fighter 200 cp. There's been challenges since the two were made. I know. But I didn't think it would be popping up. I mean, give me the option this early. Okay. Doing some overtime. Complete all challenge. Okay. All right. All right. Toggle. Hold. Thank you. Crouch type. No, I need that toggle. Quick turn. There we go. Circle. Pray with, no. Perry. Sorry. Perry with R2. Repeated button input type. Tap repeatedly. Hold. Yeah. I just want to hold. I don't want to. I've been playing a game today that stressed my poor thumb out. Aim assist, snap and follow. I just want, can we just do snap? Yeah. I don't want snap and follow. Fine. We'll do snap and follow. No, I'm calling you a fake gamer. I'm a noob. I'm a noob. You know I play all these. Aim assist. Aim assist. Who does aim assist? I does. Fake gamer. Fake gamer. Fake gamer. Casual. Fake gamer. Indie mode. Yes. Oh my god. Rip headphone users. All these bloody meat. Catch your breath. You are having a whole anxiety attack. No. Just no. How many anxiety attacks have you had? Yes. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Oh, oh, oh. This is amazing. I'm so happy. All right. Is it X? Yeah. I'm walking around trying to kick everything. Yep. Gunpowder. We got crafting. All right. Saving and item storage. You can save your, look. There was a lot of stuff in two and three that weren't in either one of those games. Like you had the Dodge Mechanic in three, you know. I don't know what they're going to change. You can save your progress. No, but I mean crafting. It's like it was in the original. It's not something that's going to change. This is true. You can also swap out weapons in your inventory via the storage manual. Ooh, customized case. Oh. That's cool. I like that. Charms. Oh, what is, see? New stuff. New swag loot. I'm not saying you're going to add anything else. I'm saying, why would they have removed you? Did I save? I did not save. It wouldn't have mattered. My face. Swag loot. Yeah. Hot swag loot. Got to get all the hot swag loot in these games. They did change this part of that because originally he jumps out the window and then the car and then you had like a chase scene down. Oh, mate. They changed the grid. You haven't played the demo yet? No. Okay. I hear you. Oh, swollen colon. Steven over there. Oh, the dog is dead. People were theorizing that it was just for the, for the demo. Damn. That sucks. I know. Helps you. Yeah, the, I can't remember the big dude's name, the troll. It's just, yeah, troll order. Yeah. It's, it has a name. It's like, it starts with a G or something. Bruh. That Christmas tree look real as fuck. I know it's not a Christmas tree. That look real. All these new graphics. All these new graphicals. Yes, I know how to crouch. You've already told me once how to crouch. There's two. There, that's the truck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because in the original, you can't go down the path until you go into the house and then when you leave the house, the truck. Right. Yes. Yeah, I know. They've changed quite a bit, obviously. Where are they? I smelled you. You smelled? Oh, I can run in and just like. That's so big. It's so annoying in the original because you have, you're not going to be close enough because you're shooting them. So then you have to walk up to them and then by the time you get. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Your knife isn't going to. It's going to break. It breaks in this one. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I know. That's, that's why I'm not stabby, stabby McStaverston. Handgun bullets, that new hotness. Wait, can you check your menu? I need to see the name of the gun. It's, it's the Ken, Kendo. Oh, it's called the Matilda. Hang on. Um, I need to, I don't know how to examine yet. A custom handgun. There's no one. Um, no, SG-09R, but there is, it's written on the side. Someone found it says Kendo, like the gun shop owner. I know, I'm saying in the original. Matilda, yeah. Hey, you're going to remember more than me. I forgot about that. Yeah, that was a bear trap for everyone who couldn't see through the ass brush over here. And I might have inscripted the town with this. Oh, it looks the exact same. Come on out, Packer Pete. Hello. I know. Come on out. You want to say hi, buddy? No. Can you melee without being prompted? No. You can't, um, the only new thing that you can do right off the bat is, uh, um, the crouch. Yeah, all this stuff was in the original. No, I mean, already. You don't get those until March later. I, I seem to recall. You get a normal grenade. Oh, okay. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. But not a flash grenade. That doesn't make sense though, because it makes sense to put a flash grenade first because the flash grenade doesn't damage them. They just stuns them. You don't get the flash grenade until almost to end it at first check. Yeah, I remember the roast marshmallow comment. This is why I laugh. Yeah, for the most part. See the binoculars? Good gravy. You're more entertaining than I am. Roasted marshmallow. Oh, goodness. Oh, he's alive. He wasn't alive in the front. You didn't see him. Really? No, in the front. In the original, you just see him there. You don't watch him die. Well, it's 2023, baby. Ooh. Hi. You got the shotgun? Yes. As long as I didn't change it. It's the same. Yeah, I, yes. That means there's going to be a lady back there. Yeah, yes. If they keep it. Yes. She has a pitch for it. Shh. Spoilers. Yes, they can. I mean, the enemies can't. No, but chat can. You're spoiling it for chat. That doesn't have chat on. So the heat doesn't get spoiled. Yeah. Y'all stay yo punk asses over there. I'm gonna sneak up here and stab her in her abdulla goblin goblin. So you can't sneak her like that. I know. Once you hit her the first time, hitting her the first time, when the knife doesn't kill her. So then they just auto alerted. Oh, you don't have to use that. That's so, I always hated that he had to use his knife to break it. He literally says, oh, it's a frontal lobe box. They just throw, I don't know why. Yeah. But it's still stupid. They started doing it. For chat, they started doing it because your knife breaks in this one. Oh, that's different from what it was in the demo. I might, oh, here we go. I wonder if you can just outlast it in this room. Yeah. It's four and a half minutes, just like before. Hey, Dr. Salvatore. Ah, dang it. I couldn't, all right. Here we go. Survival time. I haven't found any of the dam. Keep thinking. I'm going to, all right. This is just survival section. The cow is here. I promise. I'm about to die. Yep. Okay. Run. He almost grabbed my butt. Me. Oh, shit. Here we go. This is so much better. Oh, boy. We out. We out. He feels really intense. We out. Yep. Very much so. We are. We are. We are. Okay. All right. I am running. Bantalos. Vamanos. She coming at me with a pitchfork. All right. Just need to outlast these fools. Rapido. He said rapido. I saw him. I saw him. We're good. We're good. Neon got them. Oops. What the smoky treat? Surprise. Surprise, motherfucker. All right. So there's a trap there. That's new. No, I didn't. No, I dropped down off the roof. Yeah. Well, one death. Dang it. I was so, it was so close. You should probably, what I like to do is I just go in and I get the shotgun immediately. I know. That's what I did. No, it's not. You went around the back. Well, but I mean, I'm trying to collect as much. So now that I know its resources before it was in the demo. It was a flash grenade. Flash grenades help you win. Yes. Yeah. Man, I wonder where the flash bang is because that's how I got through this joker last time. Well, I'm going back that way. Yes, it is. Look like it didn't. Now that I know it's just resources. I'm not messing with it. No, it's in here. Well, they did a flash grenade earlier. So they may not, you have one. Just get, use that one. Okay. I found something. Found handgun. All right. We're good. We're good. Oh, you can push. Yeah, you can push the bookshelf. Yes. I just choose not to because I don't plan on staying in here. I use this house to get through the majority of the time. Yeah, I got you. The only problem is they really overwhelm you in this. I know that's why that's why you use the grenade. Didn't you pick up the incident? No, you just picked up another one. I do have one flash bang. I'm going to need it if I'm going to kill Salvatore, Dr. Salvatore. All right. Close. Make sure we got at least one of those. I do have a regular grenade. Ash, I don't know why you're back there drinking. It's too late to be going out, bud. Oh yeah, by leaps and bounds. Nope. I didn't mean to do that. How did I can't turn it? It's a R1. Where'd you see R1? It's right above it. Oh, okay. I was looking down. Sorry. Him is pacing because now him want to go out. I put the shotgun at the top and then the knife next to it and then the grenade and then the hand gun at the top and then line up the explosives and then the hand viking. It was like, I almost grabbed my butt meat. He almost grabbed my butt meat. Yeah. Oh, you're watching chat. I keep flopping in there again. Okay. All right. Let's see here. Um, I'm trying to think what the best route of that. I got plenty of ammo. So we're going to one down. Okay. Enough of that. Oh, jump. Leon. Oh, Lord Jesus. Yeah, I know Ash, right? He almost got me. No, you are not going out. It is too late to go out. I know you probably have to TET. Nope. Oh, that's cool. Stop it. Okay. Hush. Hush, Chris. All right. Let's see here. All right. Best ladders in the game. You mean to do that? I thought. Uh-oh. Oh, Dr. Salvatore. Yep. He was right on my booty meat. Run, run, run. Chuck the grenade. Ah, that was, that was the dumbest thing I've done in a long time. Get down. Ah, there's one coming down here. Out of my way. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I parried. Yay. All right. That's cool. I like that a lot. I like that a lot. The parrying mechanic is nice. I don't want to go in there and get stuck. I'll be able to come out here. There's more shotgun ammo over here. Oh, I didn't mean to do that. I thought that was off to the side. Yep. Chris. Annoyed. The, whatever. Okay. If I go, okay, I'll go this way. Oh, I got hit. Oh, come on. I don't want to go back there because that's where dude bust burst in. I'm not going to have enough time to grab that. Got it. I can't believe I died the first time. I mean, I'm so disappointed in myself. I'm big mad. That's a cool shot. That's the, do the body stay? Where's everyone going? There you go. I thought you were talking about what the, well, one of the, you're not going to run out of it. So what are they called? Can't remember. By the way, hi Viking, if you're still here. Shell's watching chat. All right. Now it's time. Oh. Oh, that's nice. Look at the lake. Look for a large windmill. There's a path on the far side of it. Windmill. Copy that. And be careful. First stop. I have so much, so much in. Okay. Oh, hey, hang on. All right, brown chicken egg. Can you use that to get back some health? In fact, I'm going to go ahead and do that. I know how to use my inventory. What, the chicken eggs disgusting? Yes, you just ate a watch. Yeah. There's like a thousand and one means about Leon eating raw fish and eggs versus even cooking entire meat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, got ourselves another red. I know, but I was running away from everything. Well, maybe if you had grabbed it and then used it and then you went in to die the first time. Well, maybe you should need to hush. No. Just no. Just no. Boy, he struggled busting that kick. You got, you got osteoporosis, Leon. All right. So, Chris, keep your hands to yourself. They are to myself. You smart ass. Damn it. Because I'm not touching you in. Yeah, I know. That's my point. Y'all are such siblings. Stop. Good gravy. I got some more pistachios. Damn it. Can I climb? Oh, I can climb the ladder. Of course you can climb the ladder. Hush. Mind your business. You keep being surprised about that. And of course you can climb the ladder. It's been a long time since I played four. I honestly could. I'm talking about games in general. That is just like industry standard. Of course you can climb the ladder. Well, I can't throw my blades of chaos at the villagers, can I? That's in video games too. That is not industry standard. Terabad. Am I missing an area? I can go back here. Hang on. Let me make sure I fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully. What's all this? Okay, that's going to be a thing. I got me a green. Oh, there's some drift when he's walking. And you hold to the left. He drifts for a little while. He drifts for just a second before he actually... Okay, so I can strafe run. I can't get up there. I can't get in there. I'm making people who are watching busy. I know I am, but I'm trying to think. There's something over here, but I think I have to get Ashley later because... There's stuff on the other side of that water. Okay. I'll go back. See? See this? I can't get up there. And there's a chest. Stuff on the other side. I want to need some pistachio. Give me all the pistachios. Oh, there's another whole shack back here. I forgot about that. It's pretty much the same layout from the original. That's the exact same. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Dark. Hello, darkness. Ruby! We're already getting hot swag loot. I did not tell you to... Oh! And you ran right through that door. Can't bust that. Of course, there's no yellow on it. All right. Anything else in here? No? Just some chicken feathers? It's onions. Onions? That's garlic. We were both wrong. Oh my God! All right. There wasn't... You're wearing the onion thing. Was there a blue... I don't think there was a blue medallion in this area in the original. Let me go... If it was anywhere, it was in the watch tower. But I can't climb up there anymore. Yeah, that's in the next area. Yeah, that's in the next area. I am fully expecting either a whole new area or for them to have cut something out like they did in three. Oh, I missed the weird warping thing with the loading strain. You remember that? When you push doors open? Oh Lord, I'm gonna have to run. No, that wouldn't do this yet. Yeah, it's after this. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. My bad. It's a windmill. Okay, let's see if I can remember how to do this. Oh, this is a much bigger village. Holy crap. All right, so this one you had to... It's not there. You're right. It's not there, but let's see. Nope, you can't do it. I don't know if they did or not. Yeah, yeah, you heard me. There's also one hanging... The one mom was thinking of hanging is in the tower. Yeah, in the original. Save game. Let's overwrite. Yes. I got more resources. Nothing else though. I know. It's an elbow aim. And you have aim assist. Ah, I didn't realize he went down. Oh, this is much cooler. I mean, it's pretty much the same layout, but everything's taller. It looks like they condensed this and the next thing. Yeah. They actually made it smaller. But the buildings are larger. That's how I mean it, the map and jet. This was its own little section and then the next section. I can jump. Yes. Nope, wrong button. Ooh. Hey, it's a compost pile. For real, for real. Me too, because... I think there was something hanging on there. All right, I'm going to continue looking. Not on Italian, but it looked like a bucket or something. Yeah, see. Or no. This, no, it's just the top of the... No, that thing on the wheel. Pearl pendant. That's how you do it. It's a different type of... It's a different type of well puzzle. Because if you hit it while it's over it, that's why I waited to shoot it. If you hit it while it's over it, it would have fell into the well. All right, that's cool. So now the blue medallions are blue vases. Can I shoot the pig? I can. I did make the pig's wheel. Thank you, dang. Bear traps. We got to watch our feet. We got to watch our feet. We do have blue medallions. There's five? There's five. There's always been five in this area. Yeah. There's another one. Oh, just the area. Never mind. Okay, I thought it meant overall. No, uh-uh. Definitely not. All you're doing is wasting yellow. I know. I'm not worried about it. I'm playing on assistant. Yeah, see, they condensed it. It's so weird. Yeah, the buildings are closer together. They're taller. It makes sense because it's bear traps in this house. I'm sure. That's why I'm going in the back. Sneaky bastards. All right. All right. I got you. That is not sneaky. There was also blue on the fence. I think they're putting Yeah, they're blue. Yeah, and so far, they've all been in the same places for the most part. Oh, that's cool. More pistachios. Oh, this is new. No, I don't. You're right. I didn't realize that was. Oh, what was that? On the wall. Okay, I see. I see. I see. Blue request notes. You can take on task by collecting the blue request notes posted around different areas. Okay. This is the merchants missions. Review the requests you take in in the files menu. For the love of God. For the love of God. Will someone please get rid of the blue medallions? Those religious lunatics left hanging. What are you buying, stranger? Request destroy all the blue medallions area farm reward reward Spinal times three progress three of five. I can't go in through here either. I got to go in through the side. Yeah. Okay. A key got ourselves a blue herb. Let me go ahead and pop a pop of raw egg. Chris is having a whole moment over here. All right, let's see here. Um, yeah. Okay. So let's do this. Chris, are you all right? You keep, you keep sighing. Side eye. I haven't used a single. Oh, no. I haven't used a single. What's my call yet? Um, shotgun shell. So I'm happy with that. What? I didn't use a shotgun shell. I said shotgun shell. I didn't use my handgun. How the hell do I get in here? You're gonna end up coming back around and using the bridge. There's no other way for you to get it. Shameful. And that's in the original. You can go into the house. So they condensed both of these areas. Or this isn't the same area because isn't that area just before where you meet Ada? No, God, no. You don't get Ada until you get to the castle. No. It's a, she jumps out of the window in that, in one of the houses early on in the game. Mom remembers. Well, you don't. Okay. You said get Ada. No, not yet. Not get Ada. Not play as Ada. I don't mean play as, I just. Yeah. This is a whole different. I know with the area. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Stop moving things. Get up. That's one thing that I'm gonna have to get used to is the crouch button. I'm not used to having a crouch button in Resident Evil. Oh, this is taken straight from Moro's area in a, what do you want to call it? More shoddies. Oh, we got ourselves a puzzle. Need to yank a crane. Oh no, you go through there right now. And you'll jump in there and get open door. Yeah. That leads around. There's a thing down there. I just saw it. I will, Chris. I'm just exploring, but there we go. They just closed up though. Yeah. That's all. In the original, that bridge connected to a different house. You had a bet. Why did you kick me? I was trying to get some hay. Minding her own damn business. I came around and kicked her shodder in the head first. Not yet. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah. Because in the original, the bear traps don't come to the ground. Exquisite. Exquisite. Who the fuck are you? Right. Oh, I'm sure you can kill him. Okay. If you can, I think you're just pull it slender. I don't think there's a reason. That's fine. I figured I would have been another mini boss. No. Well, he's like Dr. Salvador. Salvador, whatever his name is. Hey, come here. Get over here. Yeah. And I'm not worried about, uh, I'm not worried about ammo. Uh-oh. We already got lots of black. That's cool. They don't come after you until you come inside there. That's, I really like that update. I don't know why, but I do. All right. Kitchen knife. Hey, I'm gonna use a kitchen knife for. Got my wooden con. Yeah, but can I really use it? Oh, I got a ruby. I got a ruby-ruby. All right. That's open now. What about this? That's still, yeah, that's still closed. Okay. I'm heading that way. Calm yourself. All right. So I'm not 100% sure where the other blue thing is, so y'all keep your eyes open. I know, Chris. I'm going that way right now. Ooh, somebody let demon in. It's a little wonky on the controls. Flagging. All right. Combining treasures. You can view the treasures you've collected in the key items and treasures menu. Some treasures can be sold at a higher price by fitting them with gemstones. Ooh, nice. Oh yeah. I'm not going to have any problems with ammo. Okay, Chris. Farting on camera. Fun times. Am I right? Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Get away from that because purchase, you purchase us gas masks. Not only for you, but I'm just as bad as he is. So clickety-clack to clickety-clack. All right. This is the farm. So we need at least two more. Why does he keep just pulling out his gun at random times when there's no, I'm looking for blue medallion. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. Demodex. I knew you were coming. Come on. Yeah, I know. I know. Hey, Demodexie. I love you pretty cute. The other one was in a place that's no longer here. So it was like a walk. It might be, it might be out here. I somehow, oh, is it not a boulder but a bridge that's going to collapse? All right. So I got to find the other one before I leave out of here. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hang on. No, demon. Not right now. I can't pet you. Go see mama. Guys, I shot one in here. Yeah, lay down. Good girl. Good girl. Good, good, good girl. Good, good, good kitty. Good kitty. Oh, this is going to annoy me. Not being able to find this. Why are you pulling out? I'm going to go ahead and save again now that I've pretty much cleared out the village. Where'd they go? I'm going to ask them. Was there a chainsaw villager in the farm area in the original one? I can't remember. Is that what cowhead was repurposed? Not repurposed. But is that the new cowhead? I wonder how many new enemies we have like that? Like you got Dr. Salvatore. You got cowhead. All right. We'll call them beef, bro. That's what we'll call them. Beef, beef, bro. Sounds good to me. Man, if it's on the other side of this bridge, I'm going to be mad. Oh, I can't go through there. It has yellow on it, but I can't go through it. All right. We might not be able to do this this right now because I'm going to keep going. I did. I already looked here. And they are... Oh, hang on. This might all be... I doubt it. I highly doubt that's the case, though. So once I run across here, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be able to get back because this... Isn't this the boulder section? Or is this still considered the farm? And I think the only way we can push this out of the way... Hang on. I think we lost him. Oh, you can. Oh, the cowhead jiggle jangling. Ugh. Locked. Chat. I don't know if you just heard that, but my cat tried to jump up on the table when they got the front paws up there and just started shredding the table trying to... Oh, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you, baby. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know what happened, but everything went horribly wrong, didn't it? Nope. That's locked. Okay. All right. So this is definitely the end of the farm area. Next is Fishman. I gotta find this other... Ugh. This is annoying because I want the hot swag loot. I only get five Spanels, but... Spanels? Yeah, that's what they're called. S-P-I-N-E-L-S. Spanels. See, watch. Look. Oh, I took it down. Never mind. Hmm. I'm wondering if it's on the other side of it. You know what I mean? Like, I can stand up there. I know what I mean, Vern. Know what I mean? It's a... You don't know who Ernest is. Do you... Ernest P. Warrell? Wow. That's madness. I have failed you as a parent. I keep feeling like it's gonna be somewhere in here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nope, I'm... That's not... I can't even get a good angle at that. Yeah. Drop down there, see if it's in there. That's the same place... That I just was, basically. I've been on there. I don't see it on there. No. There is an opening up there. All right. Okay. How are my ankles? All right, next area, unfortunately. I've been playing so many horror games recently that have stamina. I keep expecting to have to stop. Okay, this is the... I believe this is the barrel. Not the barrel, the boulder section. What? It was so close to escape. I did. I hit it, but he didn't move. Wow, that's new. Where... Oh, oh, hello. All right. Well, that went about as poorly as I could possibly imagine. All right, bathroom break. You're right back. All right, we're back. Well, I can't go this way. Huh. But I can't go this way either. What a fish. Because this is locked. Um, I didn't softlock myself by being on the wrong side of the thing. Did I? Like, there's another one up there. What the... What, the messy mess? Yo, I can't get across here. I think I softlocked myself. I think it knocked me back. Um, if that's the case, this game, uh... One stole of you. No, not that, but... Am I missing something? Yeah, I feel like I'm missing something, too. But I also can't find the damn blue item. Did I check? Ew. Yeah, you did. Cow-ass. I might have to reload the other save. I mean, if that's the case, but... I don't see myself being able to progress now, but... It's cool that the bodies don't just dissolve like they used to. I find that really, really cool. Can I go to the left? No. It's all wall, right? It is not all wall. It is not all wall. Ugh. I knew I was missing something. I thought you said that. No. Ooh. Ooh, look. It's the tram. Yeah. Hell, yeah. I have one of those in the original. Yeah, the trams. But this isn't a way either. This is a dead end. Can you jump off one of the sides? No. It looked like there was an opening. Uh, no. Well, poopy crapper shits. Can I... Shoot through... Anything to clear the door? Doesn't look like it. I'm already stuck. They replaced the boulder with something else and now I'm softlocked. Am I missing? I mean, there's him. How in the world do I... Wow. Okay, what? I don't think I have any other choice, but oh my god. Oh my god. Why didn't you say something? No, I'm saying I just saw it. Oh. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. All right, so it's all new traps. Gotta be careful. They're looking for stuff. Here we go. Come on, Leon. Turn on your flashlight. How do you turn on the flashlight? No? Okay. What? I can't shoot the bats, y'all. Literally, just to post to spoof you. Oh, this is the one with the... Yeah, I gotta be careful. There's all them kinds of traps and guys with explosives over here. At least in the original, it was like that. Yeah, if I let him come through here, it'll be fine. Yeah. Is that a boat? I love this new running kick mechanic. Shit, tacos! Can I sneak up on this and like deactivate it? Yes, I can. Where are you, cuz? Oh, come on. Where's the TNT person? I should have known. Shit! Freaking kidding me. Where is the guy with the TNT? Jump in. Went away. Where the heck is he? Oh, this is just annoying. Okay. All right. Are you up on the roof? There's another one. Yeah. He's up on the roof. Just need to make sure there's nobody. What the hell? Bruh. Where is this dude? There we go. Got him. Okay. Um, can I... Where? Oh, I'm running toward it! Towards it! It sounds like he's saying to eat my asshole. That's exactly what it sounds like, though. I'm never gonna hear that any other way now. Hey, Bubba! You need to go ahead and die because... Can I blow his arm off? Sure as hell doesn't look like it. He was one of the tougher ones, though. I thought I had way more ammo than that. Never mind, I need to slow down. Slow your roll co- Oh, wow! Okay. They mishmashed a bunch of places together. Holy wonky tacos. Let me check around back first because I saw a body. Oh no, never mind. That looks... That looks like a... A body slumped over from a distance. I'm still missing one blue... Dangle. Oh, this is pretty much spot on. There should be... Well, there should have been a save point right here. Plus 10. Oh, don't have a key yet. And there's a... Tripwire in here. This is where you meet Louise. Or it wasn't the original, anyway. What's the point in making me... Is that Wesker? I do not have a good feeling about this. Yeah. Booty shot! Shotty boom body shells. All right, we got ourselves a trap door. Let me go back. Make sure there's nothing else, because I don't think I can come back this way until after I rescue Ashley. I don't know, it could be completely different, though. Let me go down here and see what's up with the Wawa. This is cool. Oh, look at the castle! Wow, it's all in like the same area now. Huh, that's interesting. The way the design choices are very interesting. And Ash is snoring. Once we... After the next cut scene, I'm gonna go ahead and take a smoke break. I was about to say, was he just gonna pull up the door with himself standing on it? That's... Okay, thank you. All right, that's legitimately creepy. I mean, I know it's Louise, but... Hey, Louise! I forgot about you. Okay. Now you're like Mr. X and Nemesis. Oh yeah, he sticks me with his... Herpes gonna syphilates. I forgot about that. Okay, chapter in. I'm going to take a break, and I will be back in 10, 15 minutes, something like that. Hope you all are enjoying it. If there's anybody left in here. I know it's getting late, but I'll probably be playing for at least another two hours. I'll see you all in about 15 minutes. Bye. Okay, I am back, and I'm really enjoying this, especially the oppressive nature of the areas now, where the... The sections aren't as wide open as they used to be, and I really like that. So, storage... Ooh, I can put stuff away now! This is new. I just realized that. Alright. Chapter results. Mission underway. Covert basics, knife basics, arts and crafts. Martial artist. Cool. Enemy's killed 43. Good gravy. Death's won, yeah. Accuracy, 80 percent. Times damage, seven. You'll receive our most significant body. Seven. Now. He does. Young girl. Whoa! That was cool. Nice. Oh, I like this. This is cool. Snappy, snappy, hymnick me. Bendejo. Yeah, I... He just said... Gain... Oh, Hanigan. Church. Great. That's good news. I heard from this guy, Hanigan. The city's name is... Luis Serra. There's something fishy about Hanigan. I need you to run over to that church. We'll call Condor 1. I'll see what I can find. In the meantime, make your way to that church. Right. I'm probably due for confession anyway. Condor 1. Oh, no. I have full health. Never mind. What the... A whole new world, new fantastic corner view. How long I gotta go without my weaponry? Oh. Knife attacks. You can perform wide sweeping slashes with R2. You can also deliver quick stab attacks with R2 while holding L1. They're forcing you to do knife combat in this one? That's an interesting choice. Yeah, I know. Another kitchen knife. Okay. This is cool. This is that area with all the bombs and the... Okay. I remember this area. I know, pairing. One when the prompt appears in the bottom right corner of the screen. You can successfully parry even if you press it before the prompt appears. Time it right and the enemy will be staggered. That was amazing. I am enjoying the parry mechanic. Very much so. Oh, no. I saw it right at the last second. He tried to pull back and he has a little bit of float. Gargantuan-ass rats. Area is new. It's a whole new experience because I don't have my gun. Did you mean Lewis? Yeah. Yeah, he looks amazing. Yeah, I guess you lose the jacket. Did he say... Did he say he got gun? Did he even always go back in the straight nose? No, he didn't do the... He didn't say anything about gun. It comes out in your... Oh, in your bag. You don't have your weapons or any of your stuff. You have to go through... You have to go through this section. I always wondered. Like why the fuck do I still have my... It took my jacket and not my fucking shotgun? Yes. They took my jacket? I am always so mad about that. You know how expensive that jacket was? Look at that jacket. The jacket with the fur. And when you play Ada's minigame, you can find one, a villager wearing it. Wait, what? Hang on here. I have to run? Yeah. Hang on. There ain't no way in hell I make this. Yeah! Well, yes, there is a way in hell. Hell yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, and you also have storage in this one. I set it when we went to the first... What is this key I'm missing? Well, in the original, there's a bunch of keys in here. Gotcha. Yeah, that's true. I need to craft. The ammo was technically new, but that's been in since... setting, so... Yeah. You're right. That's as expected. Let me go ahead and pop this egg. It is to not eat my last egg, because there's a foreign point where you can't get any more. Yeah, I know. It's why I had to carry it with me. I had to get that shrimp. Gotcha. It's even better if you have... If it's a golden edge, you got a golden edge. I don't need a golden edge. That's cool, that little... You have to be so fast. Here he comes. What do you buy in Stranger? Yes! Oh, I love these cars. Yes. Who's that? That was my mouth. That wasn't... Anybody in the house. Get rid of the rats. Instead of... I knew... I didn't I say it? I said shooting the rats was gonna be a thing. We don't know if they are carrying any diseases, but we'd rather not find out. So, hang on. I gotta go back and kill this rat that I saw. One of three? I just think they're winning. Yeah, that's two. Best control of two of three. There he is. Got him. Okay. Yes. Wish I'd realized I could have jumped over there the first time. I would have made that fight in that one dude. Much easier. It's a carer of a twisty job. Yep. Okay. Never mind. Trading with the merchant. Weapons and items can be bought or sold to the merchant using pastitas, pistachios. You can also upgrade or repair your weapons and equipment. Merchant requests. Once you've completed a task received from a blue request note, you can claim the reward by talking to the merchant. No ice ones, Stranger. I'm so glad they didn't change this dialogue much. All right. Bye. Bolt thrower. Ooh, we got ourselves a crossbow cross gun. 10,000. No space for a rifle. Scope. First aid. Case upgrade. Recipe for bolts. All right. Flagging. I can put stuff in that. Uh, ruby. Shotty boom body. Combat knife. Gunpowder. I still don't have enough space for the rifle. Hang on. Let me. I do have enough space. Oh, I don't. Okay. What should I do with these? Let me sell a knife. I don't know how many slots I need. One, two, three, four. I need eight spaces. Well, let's do this. Case upgrade. Mafa. Ooh, I get the scope for free. Hell, you look son. All right. Let me go ahead and. Oh, it takes up space. Like it doesn't go. Oh, it doesn't attach. Oh, I can send all this stuff to storage. Hang on. No, I can't. Damn, why not? I can send that. I can't send the knives. All right, let's get. Yeah. All right. I didn't mean to do that. I only got 1200, but. Ooh. Sell can be inset into treasures. Let's add. There we go. Now it's worth 12,000 and I can upgrade my stuff. Hunter's lodge key. It's for a thousand, but I might need it again. Oh, hush. All right. Upgrade the shoddy. Oh, I need just a little bit more. Well, the sniper rifle. I remember the. I remember the rifle being. Not being anything great. Let's see here. Power of the knife. Repair for. Let's add some power to the handgun. Should I repair it? I wonder. Reload speed or ammo capacity? What do you think? I agree. Trade. Laser sight for 10 spinnels. Treasure map. Village. Does that include the farm? Bruh. Punisher is five. Yellow diamond. Let's go for the treasure map. Yeah. All right, merchant tit. Get rich quick. How are the requests coming along? Did you know that you can trade the spinnels you receive as a reward for valuable goods that can't be bought otherwise? We've got loads of useful items, but I recommend you pick up a treasure map the most. These maps detail the locations of the cult's cherished hidden treasures. Took me and the lads a lot of time to find them. With these maps handy, you'll never be skinned again. Sure, you may have to venture into some dangerous areas to get them, but you can handle that, right? I mean, yeah, I guess. Ooh, rifle ammo. You damn right I'm taking that. Save game. All right. Storage. Why can't I store my kitchen knives? That's odd. Anyways. Yep. Treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure. Abandoned factory, treasure, treasure. It doesn't tell me where the... Oh, this is just a village. Well, this is all the village, right? So it doesn't tell me the farm. Oh, well. I'll get all the rest of this stuff on another playthrough. Yeah, I need that eagle pendant. More gunpowder. Jeez Louise. Jeez Louise, smoking trees. Yeah, right? I do not trust anything about this. Yep. Come on, Becky. Oh, no. Okay. I was about to say, oops, why does that feel like it's going to fall on right on top of me? Oh, it's pretty much one to one. It's a little different how you get in, but hang on here. How do I do hotkeys? Register shortcut. I didn't hit him? Are you kidding me? Hang on, hang on. No, no, no, no. Not about to waste ammo if I ain't got to. Alright, alright. Oh. Alright. Oh, wrong. Where's the dude that was walking like right here last time before I reloaded? Buckets. Oh, there we go. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. There we go. That's what I was trying to do. Who? Oh, hey. No, I already took my break. I just got back in. I think you were asleep. Never mind. You were asleep on the couch. Well, you were face down on the couch anyway. That's it. Well, that was relatively easy. Yellow herb. Ah, first aid spray is galore. Ash, is you okay? What's the matter, Ashi boy? I wonder how we get up there. Got to go up and around maybe? Where is there a ladder in here I missed? Definitely not. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, I thought that was painted yellow. Yeah, okay. I got to go up and around. Rifle ammo. Nope. Locked. Okay. I got a small key. That's what I, I think that's what I use. There we go. Next. Shiny moon bodies. Oh, that was so dramatic. Oh. Ashi boy. Oh, we talked the other dude down. That was cool. This is nice. This is fun. There you are. Kick him off. Kick him up. Yeah. Oh, it takes a grip of your knife strength. It takes a load of nice strength to stab people. The shadows look like bodies falling. Oh no. How do I get up there? I guess I got to go all the way around. Oh, I love being able to kick them off. That is a lot of fun. How do I get up? Oh, okay. I almost missed that. Me just, not bad, right? Here we go. Here we go. Am I hurt? No, I'm good. Well, I mean, I am hurt, but are they just respawning? I don't think that happened the first time. Ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby. Run Sierra Leon. Hey, girly. No. Hey, Captain Spalding. He said, I am having a good time. Really? I don't know. I don't know where I'm going. I got mad pistachios, yo. Are you still coming at me? No, okay. Would you drop more pistachios? He's hurt, he's hurt. How do I get up there? Oh, am I supposed to shoot that or something? No. What? He got up. You've got to do that with those guys. They get up much, much stronger. All right. Hang on here. I didn't think I could go over there. I can't go over there. Okay. That's all willing good, but how do I get over? How do I get up and over? All right. Learn me your eyes, mama. How do I get up there? Oh, oh, I got to go around. It looks like, looks like I got to go around. That's what this was for. All right. Let's upgrade some weaponry before we continue on and get a save point in. Prepare my knif to stab you with rate of fire. No, I can't do any of that. What do we got to sell? Ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby. I have 14 gunpowder. Eh, whatever. I'm good. Let me get a save in though. Wait, storage? Really anything storage? There we go. Okay. Cool. And then move this down here. Go ahead and craft some, craft some shotgun shells for later. What? Oh, okay. Oh, hang on here. It took me a second, but I finally understood what it wanted from me. What's that one, Chris? Ah, that's right. I was like, that's definitely not four. Oh, you, I knew it was going to be some Dark Souls shit. I knew it. I knew it was going to be a Dark Souls trap. I knew it before. Oh, I could have trapped him. Oh, that was so bad. I'm going to go back to that other area. I feel like, I don't feel... Oh, maybe that does send me up there. Never mind. We'll just move on ahead. If I miss something, I miss something. Oh, I could have snuck through this whole area. That's cool. Oh, oh, oh. Resources. Or is this a little hidden area? This is a little hidden area. Never mind. Okay. Sapphire, bitch ass. Love it. Okay, I could have seen that through the stairs. All right, never mind. I see, I hear you. I'm missing something. Either that or they come... I know they probably completely rearrange these areas, but... I look for a bright yellow. What? Just for the bright yellow. Bright yellow what? It's been like lines or something or like a splash of paint. I got you. But I was looking for that in there, in that other area, and I didn't see anything. Yeah. They're influence scribbles about dolls. My dolls. Their influence is not what it once was. Destroy the wind up dolls. Do not forgive those heuristic crats. I almost said heuristic cats. I thought it. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. They just re... They moved it. I know we're actually fully beat six in another one. Where are you? There you are. Oh, shit. Yes. Emerald. I keep wanting to hold circle because I've been playing so many uh, Souls, Soulsborn games. I had to look down at my controller to see which button was X. It is for true, for true. Also, I haven't seen a blue in a hot minute. Okay, 100% I gotta go back. I figure out that other area because this is how to progress. Actually, it might, it might yet be through here. I don't know, man. Uh, I have a key yet. Heh. It happens. Okay. Yeah. Oh, hang on here. Can I not get through? I got a feeling I need to go back and check at least one more time. No, that's locked. Yeah, I just said that. All right, let's go back. If nothing else, I can upgrade again. I want to upgrade the shotgun power. No, I don't have enough. I need like 12,000 or 18,000 or something like that. Why do you keep pulling? He keeps pulling his handgun at, I also think that the, oh, what's this? No, that's the way I got in here. Okay, what I'm looking for is over that way, but it sure feels like I have to go up and around to get up there. I'm going to try it one more time. I'm going to go looking around, and if I can't find it, I can't find it. Oh, no, it's this way. See what I mean? Yeah. There's no, yeah, I can't, I can't do anything over here yet, but there's that back there. It's another ladder. I think they're messing with people who are used to the first game. That's what I think is going on. Oh well. Moving on, moving on. Oh, that's 15,000. Never mind. Oh, that's good. I'll take that. Go ahead and pick that up. What can I do with it? It's edge chips easily. So let's go and try to, oh hang on here. All right, cool. I'm going to be real mad if it's as easy as going around this area through this area. It feels like, I don't know man, feels like I'm missing something again. I'm going to give the stream tonight, at least until the next chapter, and I, I thought I'd hit them all. Wait a second, wasn't there another way? No, I am going the other way. I'm going around the side. And is this, that is not a puzzle. Okay. Bruh. Do you mind how to take a hot squat right on your forehead? Ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, I'm not that door. It's just an egg, right? I can't, yeah it's just an egg. Ain't egg in the oven? What the hell y'all doing in here? It's redonkiness. Oh, photo of a family at last. Flesh of our flesh, blood of our blood, give thanks and rejoice. That is what they are. Good job Leon. I got another small key, cool. And Granado. Oh no, okay. So I gotta find the save game. Now, I'm going to stop at the end of this chapter, and then I will be back to streaming as soon as I get up tomorrow. All right, Illuminados 4-3. In great veneration of their master, the people offered up their most prized possessions. The old farmer, his finest crop, the slight swine herd, his stoutest pig. Okay, crop, swine herd, pig, the beggarly grandam, her own beloved babe. Crop, swine herd, pig, babe. Crop, swine herd. Pig, babe. The master saw these gifts and was pleased. Sorry. What? Crop, swine herd, pig. You're blinding me. Crop, man. I'm just going to do wheat man, pig, babe. Wheat man, pig, babe. Wheat man, pig, babe. Wheat man, pig, babe. Wheat man, pig, babe. Wheat man, pig, babe. Oh, swine herd. So pig and babe, right? Holy butt cheeks. Come on. At least I can go get the chicken egg now. I forget about those guys with the broken necks. They're much tougher. They do not get stammered by getting shot in the face. Stammered? Staggered. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my. Okay, hang on. I went too hard. It's just once I realized what L1R1 did. It was much easier. Village records volume three. Date, October 10. The weather has been strange of late. The wheat withers and the cows grow thin. Date, December 8. There are signs of famine. It is true. We lack the means to work the fields. But Lord Sadler's orders are absolute. January 30. 30 people have starved to death. Five cows will be slaughtered. The 11th, March 11. The patriarchs gather to cast lots. Six more chosen for Lord Sadler. Sadler sucks. April, eight more today. Four more today, 11 more today. Two outsiders got lost and wanted in the village. We took them to the altar for the ritual. No need to cast lots today. Damn. Yep, there's Sadler. I can't wait to see who they got voicing the small dude. Yeah. One of my favorite characters. Insignia key. Here comes Ada. Nope, never mind. I forgot big fella. Mr Snatcho Soul. Bye, Mrs Wong. Miss Wong. He's got some hardcore Mr X energy from two. He really does. Hardcore Mr X energy. Sangria. Chapter in. All right, thank you everyone for joining me. If you're watching this after the fact, cool. Thank you. Let me know how you like in the series. I will be back to streaming tomorrow as early as I get up. So as early as possible for me. Uh, thank you for watching. I'll talk to you guys later. Bye bye.