 The sisters a pussy Your sister's a pussy your sister's a pussy. Well, there we go Sometimes I mean if she's acting like a fucking pussy then yeah, look what I think it's a philosophical discussion That should be addressed. What is the penis equivalent of the weird pussy? Is it Willie? I think it's cock I think yeah, I'd say cock too. He's like dad my cock. It's just oh, why is this the scenario? Like someone has kicked him in Now even then I'd say dick he's like man, ah someone kicked me in the dick dick seems less sexual than cock to me Yeah, I'm thinking so Turkey baster. I have no idea what else you'd call it I like how it's more sexual than cock streamers was was unlisted. I forgot to make it public. It's public now So no one will have heard that we're fine, but they'll hear it back. They'll hear it on the vlog Scroll back to the beginning and tell me what you think and they'll be like what the fuck And people who watch this in form like why isn't chat commenting on this? No, they'll know cuz you just said it idiot. No now they'll know they wouldn't have known though idiot Who will You don't know Star Wars years you foo 77 1980 ooh, I've been to 1980 On the way no, I was alive then damn. I've been to the 1990s. Does that count? That's what I have to say literally nothing live coronavirus pandemic real-time counter world map 95k watching I Guess everyone's home. There was me thinking it would take a while for our first corona reference, but no comes right out Get what else comes right out? There's so many answers to that. I'm hoping you'll do something funny I'm not I just wanted to know what chat would say That what else comes right out? Oh United States is winning I saw that super chat creamy she if he wants me to read out the TFA is almost finished. It's not and I will Fight such a super chat the moment why do I keep getting ping noises only everybody just joins the watch together you guys make me sick Speaking of make me sick. We should probably announce guests. Let's do it in a dynamic this way this time this way You're not gonna wait 40 minutes in well, I mean I don't like really care about them. So I'm trying to get it out of the way You know, I mean, I don't know who any of us are well in fairness. We're all immensely famous I think all the faces will be recognizable except judge dread. They'll be like, uh, is that I was actually funny for chat to try guess who that is if they look at the description, they'll know but it's still pretty funny So just be like is that like fucking Person dude, I'll be like, no, it's captain midnight captain Have you ever spoken to him Jay? I don't think so. Did they ever did they invite you to Star Wars defined Jay? No, they didn't well to be fair I didn't notice if they did it was um, I Don't know. I So somebody sent me a message saying that they they happened to be on the on in the know for The Star Wars defined thing. This is totally like Unsolicited and autonomous so I don't have any reason to believe it. I just thought it was funny apparently like there was somebody Suggested the idea of inviting me to Star Wars to find and Just right shot it down. He was like, no, no, no, no, no, we don't we don't we don't all again involved that would fucking And you know what the sad thing is I don't know if I would have agreed I think I might have just out of like a awe you guys invited me. That's nice I mean to be fair, you know, if you'd be in it, maybe it would have been successful Wait, wasn't it was it not successful some people's videos did well, didn't they some people's like for most of the people in the playlist the video Like the video is like for most of them. It's it's bad for like the channel that it's on Like they're all underperforming videos considering the channel. Oh my god, there's 67 of them Well, whatever Post a video with that in the title. They just add it to the playlist. What's what's the lore behind this? So the idea was a bunch of video essayists got together to make the Marvel One marvelous scene and a lot of them did pretty well And basically the idea was you pick one scene from the MCU and say why it's so good And they're like, let's do it with Star Wars and then it didn't go so well. Oh Did they run out of good scenes in Star Wars now? Well, I think I was kind of thinking like after 67, there must be some people who've done the same seeded stuff I don't know About half of them are the fucking binary sunset. Yeah, you gotta assume at least five But yeah, I I mean we should all do that sometime we should call it Shitty media defined Do a series where we go through one film. Let's say suicide squad and review That could be fun actually I did that once I won't Have to do one scene it'll be fine. There you go. That's our next big family project. Um, yeah, so chat Haven't seen suicide squad. I don't want to I'm gonna reference it in TFA part three and you'll you'll only ever know it from the stupid memes about slipknot I just had exploding even if you didn't know that or not. I don't even it's it's good shit. Um Either way, yeah, we got we got Jay say hello Jay We can warrior say hello Jay Hello I'm Jay Longbone Hello Lord Faggitron. Oh my god. You can't say that Jay does not deserve that kind of treatment that bully Why do you think he wears the mask he's trying to stay away from that kind of harassment It's to prevent it's to prevent insult I ain't afraid to know ghost I don't care who I was until I put on the mask. No, they still don't care Not me my muzzle's always Ready for action. It's like you put it on someone's like, oh my god. Who is that and you're like this one's like It's just Jay. Oh my goodness. It's double D. It isn't Eddie. Wow You're gonna take that who I was until I put on the mask because people already knew no like I know who His face is kind of skewed now when you're gonna get a new icon who uses the same icon for ages like seriously Just do you put a mask on it doesn't make it new Jay No, hey now it is actually a mascot because he's got a mask Wow Yeah, you mask So, um, I was gonna I think some of you seen this on Twitter I just wanted to I just wanted to show the e-fap will this this This tweet that went out so right right at the start of it You can see that they snapped a screenshot of just right myself and screen crush What a trilogy of creators if I may say and They said me likes one video about Star Wars YouTube He's an endless stream of boring two-hour long reviews written by snorting neckbeats who nitpicking misunderstand every tiny thing about the movie you like enjoy I want this person to make his video on why the rise of Skywalker is actually a Fucking masterpiece and all of us are just getting it wrong because our Neanderthal Mongoloid brains just cannot handle the thematic resonance of the Ludo narrative Like I saw that tweet and it made me smile that I saw the I'm so sick of their kind Oh my god, when is someone gonna put these Kind of some kind of a camp fucking stupid evil Star Wars reviewers I mean they would what that's what they pretty much see in Africa They pretty much see us that way like we need to go Is that because it's where the Ewoks? Like I know you're a fan of Quinton's videos, but he's a really bad influence when it comes to stuff like that You can't be saying that yeah, I kind of feel like he's rubbed off on you in a bad way He already has Oh He's doing it now She like a slap noise of it here. I never imagined you so quiet. Oh, yeah I probably should have mentioned returning the king has been slapped down by copyright. Unfortunately. Um fuck I Put out a fixed what fixed one and that got slapped down and before it even went live And then I fixed up another one and I'm gonna wait a week before all well a few more days At least before I let it go out again, but fellowship in two towers have survived. So that's nice That's good. It also wouldn't let me premiere return to the king. I set a premiere and it just didn't it was just like no oh Okay, but it let it go out. It's really odd But even order metals John Wick video has been stricken down by yeah, that's weird Like a like a distributor It's not even like the production company and they gave him a strike like his channel has a strike now And they didn't give a timestamp for what they were copyrighted and they were just like not a video. It was like, oh That's useful and Create a chat is like unavailable because of Coronatism apparently like I don't I don't really understand how YouTube Employees can't work from home. You'd think they would be like So that there's no avenue there this is the whole you could send emails and it's like oh good I can't wait to send an email. That's just that's the way to get it sort out And yeah, it was his it was his first attempt It was like there's loads of effort in the editing and he just he's been ravaged by some random company I don't even recognize. It's just like cool But the thing is like they didn't even so long if they had monetized it and been like okay, but nope He just got rid of it. It's like oh Bye and you might be like well what could be the motivation there? It had like a thousand views and it's a brand new channel like why and it was a manual claim. So like they fucking hell Yeah, yeah, it's one of those companies. They just hire people I guess to Look through YouTube and Google search that all the time. Did anyone make a John Wick video today? Well, this is the interesting thing you can still he has two channels one where he uploads his twitch vods and He premiered it on twitch so you can find it on his YouTube vod channel Where he streams the video like that's still up. So it really does come across as this wasn't a bot that did it It was like a some angry dude Sorry, yeah, can did this man you'll claim it was it wasn't a bot what I'm saying like You know for the the small chance that some bot can be considered manual, I'd be like it's definitely well I can't say definite, but as far as I can tell it's definitely not detected by a bot But I just don't understand why someone would even have found his video that quickly when it had that many views that's yes Well, I think they hire people to do this Maybe a bot like finds the videos and then someone has to check the notifications if you know what I mean Like oh the box from this is this bad and then they go yeah, it is because he has clips from moving and that's bad we could have a bot looking through YouTube videos because like YouTube has its own bots and if someone else has an external bot then YouTube wouldn't be able to differentiate that from a manual claim I assume But they'd still have to a person would still have to manually claim it even after the bot finds it No, not if they have a bot to put it would say content ID a Manual claim means that it wasn't automatically run through the copyright system. They might use something to find they might use some system to find it But a someone like an account some person has to actually make the claim Yeah, the only way I can see it making sense is that they had some kind of general bot that just notifies them whenever a video Oh Yeah, so the cool thing was supposed to be that we'll be like oh he's got his video out now you guys can check it out, but Gone and the only way to find it now is on his streaming channel Where he uploads the VODs Which you know, I'll probably put that in the description actually I think there's a timestamp in his comments, but yeah, it's called releasing my first video on stream and it's on his channel Yeah, he's got 985 subs on that channel as soon as he crosses into a thousand He's gonna try and get the partner one quote thing with YouTube and then maybe consider releasing it on that channel instead Because he's not sure if the fact that he was unpartnered and like a brand new channel that that's why he got the strike as opposed to Like if I had uploaded his video on my channel, I don't think I would have been given a strike. That's like never happens Especially with a video with that kind of editing. It's very odd. I don't know Don't know what's going on, but yeah, that'll be in the description At some point if I can do that now also now, but I'm Speak speaking of you know good old mr. Metal if you if you just pull that up I want to show everyone that's just funny. We'll have to sync through just timing it From one of his streams and play creations made a little animation Everybody go out of zero Yeah, zero. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, I do three two No, hi Wow blaming the internet very sexist Have you got have you got that Twitter video up? We're gonna sink and play it's only 15 seconds Okay Okay, okay three two one go, so we are we playing something or is this it? I could just play do fuck it Little I was hacked shit all as well Oh Yeah, especially I have to know in his video is taken away from him for no reason Strike like yeah, I don't know the fight Anybody of the five of us had a had a manual strike before I'm not sure maybe but no nobody's ever won It's just been always a super inconvenience Because it's for use yeah, because I always yeah, I always fight him But I just it's just a pain in the ass to deal with that shit Because yeah, I've only ever had one strike. I've had loads of copyright claims like we're going past 500 at this point, but Yeah, I don't know It also and it's not much advice as well just because right now it's not much help to reach out to Everybody's busy Everyone's dead. No, no no no no summer dads. Do you feel longer in? Yeah Currently is the link for weekend Warriors channel not right. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry That should be corrected now. I'm also gonna throw metals Stream video in there What do you mean? What channel is this the what it was before what does it say? It says it's called we can warrior, but oh did I just I'm sorry somebody's stolen your you look for this. Oh, it's like a safe a bro I Other cool stuff. It's got a video with Pepe on the front called the great awakening part one Slabs and the corona to positive ending what? Four pigs caught in homemade trap. This is a strange channel 62,000 subscribers. Yeah, we're the same like to see we have the same number of subscribers So I saw that number of subscribers. I click the link and I was like, this isn't the right job Wait, have you just changed it's all your thumbnails and we can oh my god He doesn't knife on the island part one what nightmares are made Dude, this is the best thumbnail I've ever seen It's the one it's the celebs in the corona virus part to a little corona Pepe Oh So that's positive ending Well, that's what I read out. I don't get it What or see if it's an interactive thing where you click the oh Wait, what the fuck are the odds of you guys having almost exactly the same amount of subscribers as well? That is weird. Yeah, that's crazy And also why does you have to trap to get that many Well, you know what because Hillary sacrifices chickens to Molok. Did you know that guys? I didn't know anybody didn't know that Did you know that? This guy's getting mad views at the moment. Oh Lord. Yeah, please. Let me beat the Donald Trump man Dude, you need to copy his strategy weekend warrior. He's taking your name and he's using it to just annihilate the competition, which is you Reviewing rise of Skywalker really posted within the last week. Oh My god, they have to step it up. Yeah, man Speaking of which you you're reviewing that old stalls. Maybe that came out last year, right? Yep, man Me and Jay reviewed that back when it was cool. Who have you been? Oh, I've been studying it Yeah, that's what he just said well, I'm not seeing it outright Just just putting it out there. I'm implying it. Yeah, you're gonna have any cameos in this in this video I'll think about it. Wow about it. Yeah, Jay brings you into his video. What do you do in return? Nothing? No, dude, he did something in return, but we can't talk about that. Yeah Jay in the a you said you won't talk about it with other people I didn't talk about it I just said that I wasn't gonna talk about it idiot. Oh, that's talking about that business hours but I guess if we can worry us down there and I If he's Australian Jason then So We can we can I'm okay. I'm all right. Things are fine over here Jump into our first video of the night if you'd like this one. We're not watching the whole thing We're just watching a part of it that someone linked me to and I thought it was amusing So Where are we? Okay? Is everyone in the watch together? Yeah, I'm in the watch together Watch together Speak German. Oh That's racist that you don't speak German to Two five five. All right, so this is a this is a friendly character called make stuff and I believe He's a he's been on smud boys stream while they were discussing Artisms and stuff and um, yeah, this this something happens in this video and I thought it was amusing I'll show everybody No, it's not What is His minimalist explanations Of course is the perfect place to air your grievances because I a total stranger really truly care about how much you a total stranger Disliked this two-year-old film fascinating the algorithm So like only his humor was as good as editing Yeah, I guess the joke is like he's trying to explain what's good about it And then some asshole jumps into that comments section and is like the lost Jedi is objectively bad. I have used I Have used facts and reason to determine that TLJ is universally unlovable Darth Maul isn't wrong. I was gonna say you can trust him These people are definitely totally not mad he didn't blur my new icon he blend my old one That's racist probably balloon. Yes. He didn't blur it. He'd learn Yeah, that's a few drama reference I think right they have bled bled bull is it I can't remember Guy who derates like that actual good channel nerd style dick. I don't know maybe because the voice sounds the same I mean, this is no style dick. No, it's not because the one that did the The video about why Homer Simpson deteriorated. I'm fairly sure you see Picture you like cancer or something Study the pool homo simpsons got cancer Yes, so well, I mean you could just be generic video essay voiceman, you know, this one No, the voice is super similar. I think right That's how I learned Homer nerd style dick There's the cousin of Unemployed his sword for a job. Yeah, they sound they sound different enough. It's fine carry on. All right, so it says And if you do love it your emotions are wrong and they need to use more facts and or reason Because movies aren't about emotions. They're about continuity and characters earning their power by having specific parents More things we've never said ever We're like actually on the opposite team for that one. It's just Ray is the we wanted something to explain Ray That's all that goes away. Everybody wanted No The last Jedi and ruin Johnson, but like Johnson as a euphemism for male genitalia I mean destroyed Star Wars because Luke is sad now on the last time we saw him decades earlier He was happy and they are and that is factually two different emotions Which that was very much never has a Star Wars film been inconsistent with its continuity what? No, we've we've pointed those out too Okay, sure it makes no sense to hide Luke on Anakin's home planet and keep his Skywalker last name. Yeah, I agree I think that if you're gonna hide Luke, you should probably lose the Skywalker name. They didn't do that though And Sure Leia says she remembers their mother even though she died seconds after they were born I thought the prequels were widely known for being like really good I thought that Leia saying she remembers her mother was fine because like you could you could feel that you do Like when you were super young like I kind of remembered something, you know But uh, but all right. Yeah, maybe another that is more of a prequel Problem than a sequel one. Yeah, you're right And sure they had literally no reason not to shoot down the escape pod at the beginning of a new hope because they know droids exist Well, they just they I think they even specifically say that they think it's a malfunction It's like who cares and then they were like, oh shit. So I mean it's not really Kind of like definitively say they should shoot all things that are moving in space that haven't been approved of I still think that's pretty weak source. I Think that it's thin I would give you that but I don't understand why this is being treated as though I we don't have these criticisms like we we did that thing We did that thing on one of the e-faps. Do you remember this rag? This is gone way back, but we read out a comment that said like the second they criticize the OT the community will fall apart because they united by hating on TLJ and we were like, all right, let's do it We did a challenge of trying to five find five criticisms per OT film And I think yeah, and I think we I Mean, I think I remember the conversation I don't remember the specifics of it though. The one I remember for Empire is the the speeders the ships attacking the AT-ATs head-on, which is like why would you do that? Especially when the AT-ATs can't attack you when you come from behind them It's like that seems like the way to do it and then return of the Jedi It's just like the whole opening 40 minutes or so is very weird. You just don't understand what everyone's really doing Yeah, we'd you know, but even if right even if the OT was the worst thing ever Wouldn't change how good or bad TLJ's continuity is now would it? Unless the characters were inconsistent and that and therefore they can't be Ensure the Death Star could have just traveled to the same side of the planet as Yavin 4 to immediately fire on it and Wait, but didn't they didn't know that until they'd arrived, right? The Death Star arrived at Yavin and then the moon was on the other side of it. So they were like, oh fuck Is he saying that they could have hyperspaced? They didn't know they were gonna be against the clock either, right? I was like, oh better. Hurry up. The planet might leave. I Don't know. What do you work? I mean, I remember someone saying they could have shot through the planet Surely, um, I suppose that would be an option right because you'd fuck up a moon if you blow up a planet for sure That the boot is right. I mean, what's a gas turn, right? So either you can shoot through it or you can shoot it and you can fuck it up by the way, right? Yeah Yeah, but even then I don't know if they would destroy a whole planet over that and we're also dealing with Tarkin who thought it was ridiculous the idea that the Death Star was even in trouble Who's like, nah, we're just gonna crush him. He'll be fine Uh, you could see why you would think that. Yeah, I'm sure the Ewoks just happened to have a dress in layers size What I don't know what to do with that I'm like, uh, there's some big fucking Ewok lady out there I had the fucking had the borrow had the borrow clothes from I'm sorry the fucking the Creatures that eat people in a galaxy where basically everyone is that size. I Believe that they'd have I believe it You don't get to choose where you come out of hyperspace. There are hyper there are lanes I mean as much as yeah, I've been told that but like the yeah It's never in the movies and the movies just kind of make it look as if it's Down to coordinates, but then you could be like the coordinates are part of the lanes. You're like, uh They kind of need to maybe work on that that's probably something I would have done Yeah, if revamping the ot to try and limit it all but uh besides you can't like Lightspeed forward by You know a mile or something because it goes way too fast unless you could somehow input that like go 0.000x units Forward who knows how hyperspace works all I know is you can blow up an entire enemy fleet with it Which is yeah, but yeah, it's only one in a million Any right to dealing with that is just gonna be like I don't How do we what do we do it's it's one in a million, but it can also save the day entirely I guess you just got lucky. I don't know what the percentage is for one out of a million I stand by the idea that she was trying to run away There's like this cut to the scene thing where she's like it's too late for them. At least I can save this ship I can save me Everyone's off of it And then when it shows they're slamming into it It's like this slow motion highly horrific like her skin and bow to being torn apart. She's screaming really loud. We're just like, oh my god Like this is so quick and yet I feel every moment. Yeah for some reason it's like in slow motion What you cast a freezing spell on us all first you'll start where a space god is punishing her Being such a fucking bitch. You should have told po the plan Piece of shit You fucking do that. You know the problems you could have solved Um and sure emperor palpatine gave the rebels the actual plans to death star instead of fake ones which would make infinitely more sense um He he let them know that there was a shield generator, right? That's what the emperor did in return of the jedi Um, but the point was to bait them As far as I'm aware because the plans they got with r2d2 in the first film That's not something the emperor wanted them to have By the way, uh You do this person does understand like the last jedi and rise of skywalker and tfa They have like thousands of these issues while the ot is like, oh I can put them on one hand. How about that? Yeah, it's like it's almost like I mean, it's not like they don't know it's a straw man. It's like someone Putting you know, it's like if someone replies to them going oh, I can like the last jedi because only The feelings matter and if I feel that the film had All of the ewoks in it Then that's true because feelings are all that matter like It's the same kind of thing. It's like, uh, they don't think that you think that they're just being an ass Palpatine gave them. Yeah, fake plans And you're gonna have a fucking discussion about how terrible the last jedi is and how the rise of skywalker is Like now I have to go check that dialogue again, but uh, I guess The complaint is that palpatine gave them any useful information at all But I thought the whole point was he's trying to draw them all in to a big kill box. It was like I'm gonna fuck you up Why would he risk giving fake information that they might know is fake because for reference They use the death star to blow things up in that fight Um, wait, is this a video about the rise of skywalker being good? Uh Yeah, I wasn't planning on coming this day. I just thought this part was funny He's like He's like doing a pre-emptive like if you want to say it's objectively bad to go away. It's like, all right I wonder how many people copy paste at this into this into the Yeah Oh, what does he do? Yeah, he's like he's shush-ish this now Yeah, Obi-Wan says Anakin can't win because he has the high ground even though dothmal had the high ground over obi-wan Two-year-old film fast and wait you want to hide against the failure students and then refuse to trade luke literally identical to what luke did Uh That's that's fascinating. Uh, yoda was like trying to hide so he wouldn't get killed I think it's a little different than luke being like. Yeah, and just runs off Also, that's a pretty big failure from yoda his entire student Like all of his students even the children and his entire culture all just wiped out and he couldn't stop it That's that's quite a daunting thing to have to deal with as well as the fact you're being hunted down luke on the other hand his student had a bad dream Fuck you I would be I'd be terrified to be a student there Yeah My subconscious thought crime will get me killed while i'm sleeping. Oh god luke's uncle luke is drunk again This isn't in the final level it was actually gonna be luke's 7th and 10th Kylo was the first one that luke didn't kill Oh, no, look, he's shushing me. Fascinating the algorithm. Thanks you for your comment. I didn't comment. I'm sorry Also, can can we also appreciate that you should copy paste that whole thing and post it under the video Can you guys hear me go? Because I thought of something Oh, yeah, I don't know what you were saying. I'm sorry. Okay, so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna not not say anything Can we appreciate the fact that he typed that out and like he went through all the effort To get the picture of moller and then censor it and then type all that out and then edit it in a nice way It's just that extra effort. You know nice editing is the bread and butter of these videos Like that's why people watch them If they didn't have that they wouldn't have anything I mean, I don't know what the commentary is like in this video. Yeah, I I don't know. Maybe we'll cover it one day It's the the honesty level of the rest of it Oh, but he only has what 2000. Oh no 2000 views only What on that video? Oh man Yeah, 1800 and it's such a nice video. I mean, it's it's nazi production values, but Yeah, but there's like so there's like a million videos like this and I was gonna say it's that style Especially with those like the click the click the click sounds and the whooshing Dude, this video is so nicely edited that the m doesn't have all of the lines Oh, yeah, I could actually I can put that on the screen style I love how to picture It just says human She's human please remember She's super human like don't fucking lie to me. She's not human Is it it's an alien trying to prove it. They wrote an ad backwards. So it says human Yeah, look at the expression on her face too like Classic she's like what that's not real human. What do you mean? It's a picture of ray But it's the word, but it's not quite the word, but it's sort of a word. It's very artsy because it's wrong Yeah, you know removing bits of lessons makes it look cool. I'm writing it down for a for 20 Uh, 2021 gadelb, and I know that by the time I get to editing it's gonna say an image with ray with the weird human It'll make no sense to me There's stuff like that in the in the gadelb that's coming out in a couple days This stuff that it just happens and like even because dasz bullshit Did the majority of of the while he did the editing Um, there was there was stuff that I was like in the notes where it was like you need to Do you remember tonal like randomly cuts to fire in one of his videos? That we covered ages ago. That's one of the things that dasz bullshit had to do I was just like you have to cut to fire at some point. Just do that. He was like, okay Like and this stuff like to anyone who hasn't doesn't know all the references. She's like, what the why? What is this also? What do we do and jump it around his video? I don't know. I was looking for any more fun frames Thought it'd be a neat little air in here Oh the Avengers All right Oh This guy's the guy who fucked up star wars more ruin penis My future star wars we always got cancels follow my only People are still People are still desperately waiting for like that trilogy to be confirmed. I'm just like, oh god It's not gonna happen guys do it. Do we do we know that it won't happen? I thought we would dub with trilogies now Assume that it won't because of how catastrophic the last Jedi was for just like the star wars brand, but this is disney So who the fuck knows oh striking. Oh look, it's it's striking a stricken. That's awesome Oh my goodness gracious. I give that a thumb up through all striking struck through Oh, baby But there's a dot. Is that like is it moving? Is that a still or is oh look at that? War goodness. It time travels through space. Why have information when you just do this shit Oh Don't give Hey, man, I think I genuinely think if he came up with another one, it wouldn't be as bad as tlj because he has less to ruin So many more people like more deserving of a star wars trilogy Yeah, like tell me why zoe I'd say is probably friendly q, right? Yeah I would watch the shit out of tell me why so star wars trilogy I think everyone would I think we'd all we'd all get to that point. We'd be like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's all go. Oh, not even fuck it. Like you would be excited to go see that It depending on the trailer if he could get me hyped. I probably would be yeah There were no trailers. It would okay. It's still go see it, but It would be a really interesting to put that about a buddy behind him and all those different resources Like he has is a you know a cinematographer and just all the people have Basically trade him out for jj, but the same production. I would love to see what happens Oh, someone should ask him what he would do like And then make it themselves So anyway, um, we got a video that's called The rise of skywalker made me appreciate the last Jedi even more Oh my goodness Ignores all of those It's from He's like, I don't care. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, ryan johnson ignores all of this Is that referring that wait wait, is that referring to the older films or ryan johnson ignores pop culture and telepathy Pop culture has a lot of presumptions when it comes to how teleportation should look and ryan johnson Presumptions about how teleportation should look we we're not covering this kind of day. It's not fair. You're playing You're being a mean you're bullying right now. We're supposed to play them from start to finish. That's the that's the e-fab way jason It is the e-fab way So um, all right, so so it's from a wonderful pal. I've never been a Hello grito Hello grito Hello, wow rags. You didn't say hello to him even though he said hello to you in his name Oh, fuck this guy This dude screams with a webcam while he wears his mask. What kind of fucking idiot does he take me for Why why would you do that? Turn on my face cam while I wear my stormtrooper mask It's so he's body language Yeah, oh, yeah his his he is is a body language connoisseur. He has the only fence where he Supreme it's consoir rags. That's how it's pronounced Corn swaggle Cornbread I was gonna do this gimmick for my channel a long time ago and i'm so glad I didn't No, it was like it was a kylo ren mask and I was gonna do like a Female kylo ren like a long rendition of it. Is this like j long bone lol where you're like a huge fan of kylo ren No, all right, let's shut up and watch this video You simp for kylo ren Um, all right, let's let's let's take a look see Details oriented. Oh wait. Let's let's let's bring back zero. Sorry. I've never been a details oriented star wars viewer By that I mean, I've never been one to really get that excited about it. Yes, you are Fuck off. Yes, you are. Look at your face. Look at your fucking face right now. That's not a detail. That's a mask Hang on hang on so he He records the audio prior and then he films himself doing hand gestures to the audio He could have a microphone he could have the microphone underneath is like lapel I know but like it wouldn't sound that good It still would sound muffled though, wouldn't it? Maybe he records it with the mask on and that's how he gets the gestures to line up And then he records it again in post-production Like he plays the video and he listens to himself and then records a better version. Okay. That's psychotic I can just think of the words as you're doing it and you just hand gesture and then you record to it because But logic does it. Yeah logic does it you shittin on logic. He's a he's been a past guest fight fight fight fight fight fight fight Logic just probably in the chat right now crying. He's not even gonna say anything. It's just like wow I don't know actually how he does it Yeah, I don't know if he does I don't know if he does the audio first or if he does I guess he does the audio first I think he doesn't he plays the audio and then he tries to react to it and then does like a few takes of as in like Doing the he can he can be a little bit late as long as he's consistently a little bit late Then he could just scoop the timeline over a moment and then it'll act like it sinks up perfectly Um, but yeah, doesn't hella grito literally run a channel that just goes into all kinds of details about star wars I've never seen him do one of those to be fair. What do you mean? I've his videos are all like never about the very specific stuff Just frozen away. I guess what qualifies Oh, you're kidding. He's already I'm star wars special edition discussion I was checking his channel for those videos and I saw a video like with legit a title that I was planning to make Damn I know Um lego star was the complete saga live stream. All right That's kino part seven Well, of course, it's gonna be seven parts. It's a long game j Jesus Back in town I could but like so this is the part that confuses me, right? He's got um, because I knew I remember this He's he's the guy who did the videos that were like explaining all of the changes for the remasters A lot of those are details. Are they not? You Like I don't feel like the spirit is the same thing like going through what's been changed about a movie and just like You know, like you don't like it concerns him, right? I guess Well, like a lot of them are just effects and stuff. That's what I mean It's like some some stuff new lightsaber or a new kind of shit Oh wait, so you're you're defining like details Like specifics about What did he say? I I only go as far as I don't care about the details like a new kind of lightsaber or a new kind of ship Oh So I don't believe him. I don't really believe that. I feel like I mean look it's unlikely I'm okay to believe it. I just I don't think there's a benefit of the doubt I feel like he cares about it as much as most people do Like I feel like we don't care about it. Like say for example, they're like, oh we got um A teal lightsaber now. I'd be like, okay All right That's me. I feel like a guy who's he's who calls himself. Hello. Greedo and wears a stormtrooper I'll met in all of his videos and makes tie fighters and minecraft probably does Care about star wars like that. Yeah But that's racial profiling rags. That's correct But let's let's hear him out. All right I mean I've never been one to really get that excited about a new lightsaber or ship design or even new armor design Connections don't make me jump for joy learning about where people came from or who made what that kind of stuff It's icing on the cake and a lot Yeah I feel like you have an attachment that is above the norm. Surely like if you care about the Like luke's dad, they remember that was an important thing, right? Darth Vader Is that a small detail? No, his name is Keith. Keith Vader I guess that one's not Is it is he referring to like details like those but that are not important to the story? Yeah, because like you get whole channels cataloging like the different kinds of True, but I feel like he's probably trying to gun for the whole who's raised dad Dad's granddad's whatever I guess we can just hear him out. But that one would be as relevant as Vader's To luke's right in terms of what the narrative is going for I mean I mean if anything it's more important because ray is the best ever and she's way more important than that idiot Loser luke guy Until it was revealed You saying it's different because rays was important before it was revealed Like ray rays. Yeah, essentially Was so wouldn't his be classified as even less a details thing No, I think hers are more details We needed to find details Now now that we have all this information to go off of then. Yeah her lineage and how it turned out to be Like details is everything. Is that to a degree? Like that's important Like how did they find the right room to get to the McMuffin in right Skywalker's like, ah, it's just details But is it though just because it happens quickly doesn't mean it's not important Just because they decide that it's if they try to play it off as if it's not important That doesn't mean it isn't so All right, let's uh, let's let's go forward Came from or who made what that kind of stuff It's icing on the cake and a lot of people love it. And yeah, some of it's fun Sure, but I am way more interested in story than the minutia that you'd find on a wookapedia A lot of the minutia makes the story Yeah All right jay translate Well, isn't like the kind of thing that you would have to go to Wookapedia for and isn't just something that you pick up by watching the movie is like You know It's like neat little details that people have filled in afterwards aren't the same as Elements that are important to the story if if we're gonna go with that Like things that really don't matter that much, but they're like, oh, did you know who made mace windows lightsaber? It was undack fudabi from planet zorg. You'd be like, oh cool. I guess That's relevant because he used to But dex is diner's dick, but you but you get that like the difference Between something like that And fighting out rays rays lineage those two things would be All right, all right, like let's say he's going with that and let's see how the rest of this works Oh my god, that's gonna get so misconstrued. It's why I wasn't upset about the holdo maneuver like some How is that details? That is not a detail that destroys the like the enemy's fleet and that slices the supremacy up And that's the chain of jay you advocate for this. I need jay The mechanics of how like the plot works I mean, I guess at this point the only way to to make this consistent is if he's saying things that you Have to think about to realize that that could just be anything Yeah, you know things that you think about things that you have things like Things like have to process. I guess it's pretty funny that like you assumed he was talking about stuff You couldn't possibly gather from the movies and tiny details that don't matter and he immediately goes to the fucking hyperspace kamikaze Okay, the main the main aspect of the main plots of one of the main the main film Uh main aspect of the plot this saves everyone's lives like this is all detail It's tiny teeth And he opens would say this is gonna be misconstrued. It's like please clarify. Please clarify Find on a wukapedia article. Oh my god. That's gonna get so misconstrued editing It's why I wasn't upset about the holdo maneuver like some people were it breaks the laws of the star wars universe Yes, but how did it make you feel? It breaks all the rules of the lord A lot of old stuff and now they have to account for this in the future If they literally do with a shitty throwaway line and you're like, I also make you feel Like I feel like this has ruined a lot of a lot of stuff Why do you think it makes me feel the way it does? Hello, gringo. Why do you think that I feel this way? Does he think that we just randomly pull feelings out of a I don't know just like out of a hat So he's like, why does this make me feel out of my helmet? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't make sense It's like it's precisely it is the simple process would be like it pisses me off But why does it make you feel that way because it fucks up everything that came before it? How does mechanically doesn't make sense? No, no, no, I'm asking you how it makes you feel Makes me feel like this shit doesn't make sense in the cinema before I thought about it. I was like, whoa, that was cool Oh, yeah, I think it was instant for me. I was like, what the fuck has just happened I I remember the when the when the music cut out at first I was like, oh But then you had the concerned face. I had concerned face for many hours after seeing the movie I was like, hmm And then when you think about it and you discuss it that the little fire starts to get Hotter and bigger and oof Oof Oh of all the examples to use I know right the one this may be actually The worst example you could have possibly used and you fucking homing beacon down to this What if what if someone said whether or not Anakin killed the emperor is just details Would that be worse? No, be like how he killed the emperor so it's like Anakin throwing the emperor down the shaft is just details No, because he's his example is the hold-o maneuver. Yeah, but the thing that he's saying is just details is the mechanics of it Not the actual event itself But couldn't we argue the mechanics of anakin killing the emperor is altered Because of him being a clone or spirit or inhabiting bodies. We need to understand all of those mechanics now Yeah, but yeah, I I guess Details I think he's saying he cares about like just pure event rather than mechanics That but that's what the event is. How do you I'm trying to like that's kind of where I'm going with it I'm like, how do you have an event without the mechanics? Well, no as in uh I'm kind of like are you oh, I think I might know what you mean Are you trying to say that as in pure emotional resonance rather than the mechanics? Do you mean like uh mohler shot rags and then you find out the specific mechanics where I shot a cannon at him You'd be like wow that interesting details, but the point is that I shot him Yeah, something like that. I guess Does it bother anybody else that his little mouth thingy is not symmetrical? Oh, yeah, it is kind of uh Now you can't unsee it. You're welcome. Thanks Thanks dick. Thanks johnson What gets me what pulls me into a star wars movie is the same thing that pulls me into any other movie A good story surprises and characters you feel compelled to root for or his hate of the sequels, right? So a good story for him is characters to root for characters to hiss at And uh, good Every character pretty much every movie has characters to root for well I feel like if he goes this broad there's no movie that he shouldn't enjoy Yeah, I mean there's always gonna be like I I'm trying to think of a movie where there's a character that you're not rooting for like maybe flesh and blood Fuck that's an old-ass reference but hmm I would take a movie like the last Jedi over a movie like the rise of skywalker But there's people to hiss at and rise of skywalker Usually before when you watch the prestige Uh huge well, I want to be careful about spoilers but Hugh Jackman until the end Yeah When you realize that his obsession has basically taken over him Well, I I'll actually I'll amend that. Um, I like early on Hugh Jack Yeah, maybe halfway through you sort of drop off and then you start just watching it unfold because you have reasons to dislike both of them Yeah, once once he does his first thing Or I guess once he um, I'm trying to see a non-spoily way of um Michael Cain Yeah, Michael Cain. I was reading for Michael Cain. Is it I I think I see what you you're trying to say that Prestige would be an example of a film you're not necessarily rooting for a hero sort of thing. Yeah, I mean I would agree with that By a certain point now as I'm like, yeah, I don't I don't know who like what I want to happen, but I'm invested Yeah, I still think a character to root for is still too broad though Absolutely, yeah, because if you're not rooting because if you're not rooting for anyone in the prestige Here's the thing. I think that if you're rooting for one of the people That's it's kind of fucked up in a way because they're both terrible Yeah, it would be interesting to sort of clarify exactly what the person means. I don't think the christian bales character is terrible Well, let's see. Um, yeah Yeah, I Well, I think he's pretty terrible. He he takes his desire for his career to insane lengths. Um, but in finnish What do we reference that? Should we just be split it has been out for like 14 years, so No, I think people should see it though. I the scene where Hugh Jackman drops under the stage and Yes, but you have to remember that he's uh had his Something has been stolen at that point. That's incredibly significant Um, so I guess it comes down to whether or not you think that that's a justified action I would understand to that that point like Okay, so uh with the scene with the bullet catch at that point. I'd be like, okay Like yeah, that that kind of fucked me up, but at this point. I'm kind of willing to let him have it like You know, like I mean, that's you I don't know. I ain't letting him have that Like at the point where you understand like if you're not letting him have it then I think the the The only thing to do is go to the police like Don't do what he did. What are they gonna do? He was he was in camouflage. He could just deny he was even there I guess that doesn't make it morally acceptable because the police can't take care of it Well, I'm not making that argument. Yeah, that's what I'm saying like it Like they're both they're both not good persons I'm not really rooting for I mean like one of I think that his character is certainly more sympathetic But that don't change what he did Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean so what tips the scale I really don't want to spoil what tips the scale is the The framing and what happens with the little girl that shit is just like, okay, you're a you're a fucking satan person But the worst thing christian veils character does I still think there's a level of understanding and I'm assuming we're we're right in The uh under the stage thing. Is that the worst thing he does? Would you say? Um, I think so It's pretty mean treatment of this treatment of that other character who Who sort of incidental to the main ball not incidental, but you know, like isn't really part of the main plot you know She uh He's pretty terrible around her So welcome to the prestigey fab And he was prestigey fab. I would say that um I I think of the two I would say that Hugh Jackman's morally worse. I think that's something of an absolute from my perspective. Yeah, pretty Even christian veils character says he's he's essentially gone too far They like crossed an invisible line of sorts once he involves the uh the girl Someone in chat, who do you root for in a clockwork orange? Society Yeah, society the orange I mean you so you can I think we all agree you don't have to have a hero to root for Yeah, that's what hella grita wants. Yeah, and that's things I think if we pushed hella grita on this and he like showed him these films He's like did you root for any of these characters? He's like no, but we'll just still enjoy you but yeah at the same time What if you don't root for him, but you're sympathetic to them at the same time? I'd like to say like I root for rey and riser skywalker and against palpatine. Why didn't you enjoy a hella grita? Well, yeah, I'm curious if you would be like No, I don't know It's subjective which to him it is he's subscribing. He's subscribing subscribe to me, please He's describing the entirely subjective criteria I I would love to know can't be Called a good movie based on these Standards or the prestige we just went through that kind of yeah, I mean, but no you could root for whoever I was about I was about to say but can't anyone just root for anybody at that point Yeah, he's describing subjective criteria that you fill in as you like I was rooting for general grievous in episode three I'm sorry. Well, I've said I like a movie if it's cool. It's got good things in it I want a movie that has dinosaurs in it there. I said it Jurassic world It's not a movie, but it's good. Oh man. We got that next year, right? Jurassic will is probably gonna be delayed now Because they've already hadn't even I don't even know if they start filming it yet Everyone's saying that um 2021 is gonna be the baron year because 2020 stars movies that can pop out that have finished They're all just in post They're not going to be released. Well, they'll be on streaming services and stuff, right? Surely, I guess maybe but there's no there's not going to be any cinematic releases for a while True, but um, that's what I'm saying is the 2021 will apparently be like the year without as many blockbusters Significantly because they've all got fucked up The Jurassic Park because you root for the Jurassic or for the park the park. I like the park. I'd go there I don't know. I feel like if you root for the Jurassic, you know, it's very they're very sympathetic the jerasics I can't believe you'd root for the fascists Yeah, that's what you're at six. Twitter poll was a mistake Oh, that's that's the you talk about the stars. What are you? Yeah, that was some good fucking rat right there I was some great all the planets Anyway, hello Greedo Hello Take a movie like the last Jedi over a movie like the rise of skywalker Every single time and it's worth contrast not on these criteria on these criteria. They're the fucking identical Yeah, I mean I was going to say it's pretty hard Actually, no, I'd say that the characters are more clear cut into those categories than the rise of TLJ because in TLJ you're sort of on the fence about ben I guess you I guess I was gonna call him sheev. Snoke is that to be his Well, he's sort of he's he's hissable. Yeah, but no more or less hissable than palpatine in the next one Reyes, that's a root for and then ben is on the line. I guess he's he's not either He goes from hissable to to kissable Obama's Snoke. Yeah, um, I guess his first name is evander Is it No Evander Unless it's pronounced to snook evan door Evan door that sounds like some some of that fantasy shit. Evander sounds like what sounds like a dnd character Why is everyone? Evander, yeah, because it sounds like lavender. No, it's Chat help me out. What's what's what's my brain doing connecting if I add an L and switch two letters. It's literally lavender Yeah, no, no, it's not I'm thinking of is there a harry potter character begins with e that could be Similar ish to evander. I feel like it does that. Yeah, there is. I swear. There is all Evander. That's it. Yes That's not what I said, but still harry potter ear rape What I just thought I typed harry potter e Into google and I got harry potter escape room harry potter elf and things like harry potter ear e rape That makes sense Google isn't supposed to recommend what's like rape. What the why not? What are you trying to say? Well, if I type in rap I get rap. I'd no rape. I rap name generator is the first thing that comes up So Would you like to find your Oh, there's a thing you fill out you fill out a little form and it gives you your your your rap name. What's your favorite tv character? um Wait, you are you asking for our picks or you'll this will be the this will be the efap rap name How are we gonna how we all gonna agree on our favorite tv character? We'll just agree on a good one if we all agree on it. It's good enough. All right, um Walter white answer a bit. Okay, walter. I'm going for general. I'm not going for what about actual ones all right Jay, that's your real old first name, right? Yeah, why are we going with jay? Why can't we have a I want to feel included. I don't want to feel included. You should use all of the first letters of our names jimro What's what's the name of a criminal? olivander Oh, i'm gonna put i'm gonna put um Oh, what's her name? kate kane All right, uh, I by the way, I can't wait for watching that woman I'm I'm going into with the draws Oh, yeah, so that's something I'm supposed to announce to people. Uh, we are switching editors for batwoman. Um, Unfortunately the current one is the last one was a g. He's he's got too many things to do He thought he was going to be able to take it on but batwoman takes a long time and it's totally okay It simply means that I'm looking for a new one in talks with a new one And uh, we're just gonna have a delay on the batwoman editing tisms. I'm afraid that's that's all but Uh, you know, the the next one is soon. He said he's almost done with the next one and he's passing me on to an editor He knows so Episode is episode 12 is the next one that we're releasing. I can't remember anymore. They all blend together They want awesome movie, you know So, um rap name something really pleasant need to to get flower Flowers are the first examples idiot can't go with that So we can't go with that also. That's gay So how about um, how about How about, um, raspberry cream? How about cilantro? raspberry cream it is An adjective to describe you or your music gay Yeah, it is The name of your favorite childhood pet Um I'm putting farkel the name of my old cat. Oh Oh, all right, uh Let's optional email. Just know So the first name generated is light It's what it's what the first, uh, this is so perfect. This is this is our efap rap name What Whoa, Walter white The next one. This is the second suggestion. It's so wonderful Walter altar Is it just rhyming it's just rhyming stuff, isn't it? Oh train train. We got cane train Cain train white white wu White white wu. Yeah, we got gay dock That obviously makes sense Cream Kate Yeah Oh my goodness We got wap or white I can't believe you guys have interrupted this. Hello. Hello reader so much suggestion for our gay man Oh, well that was a fun detour Back to the interesting video They're very different films to me the last jedi is a very emotion and story focused film And the rise of skywalker is a very details focused film No, okay translate please The rise of skywalkers go all that fans of his stuff. It's like, hey, remember this thing Yeah, but I don't know if it's deep I don't know if it's a wikipedia thing that you have to get, you know Yeah, but this guy thinks the hyperspace jump is details. Yeah, jay. What do you what do you think he's saying? Tell me I don't remember enough He defined tlj versus tross as story and emotion versus details um Yeah with trosses details Uh, I guess no, I don't know On jay, I think Tros is more concerned with filling in the law Is it is it really well, I know So Like that would be a detail nothing makes eddie sense in tros Uh, recently psa sitch made his rise of skywalker videos and in that he said that the rise of skywalker was a whole bunch of Exposition where nothing's explained Yeah, I agree true But like it still has it's want to be emotional payoffs, right? It's still like look at these grand moments Yeah, they can't suck in relo kiss. It's so it's so emotional. I loved it my favorite But I felt so sad for sheev when he was burning off Do you remember when do you remember when porkins died and and poe was like, no Who kins porkins? The the dude in the x-wing who were like borkins Yeah, don't forget when ray fucking zapped He's a fat guy so getting in and out of that x-wing is a chorkins I like when she blew up chewy and I wouldn't take a snorkins It cut to kylo after she blew up chewy and he was like Why did she do that? Yeah, he has to shop for his clothes at the storkins You're upset weekend warrior Look, I I don't know what to say other than he doesn't have a lot of money and he's porkins Listen, why did he die because he went to warkins? I don't know Ryan Johnson sent out nearly two years ago kind of sums up my thoughts very well TLJ distills what the spirit and heart of star wars has been in my life, but yes, it is personal wouldn't that Like why would that be counted to the first sentence? You know, I mean, but yes, it's a bit all a certain point of view has to be originally personal for George Lucas That's why the that's why they're alive Star Wars films will truly betray the heart and spirit of the originals if they lose that And become soulless clean homages. Oh damn that is probably taking a shot at JJ to be honest But being alive Well, I mean about tfa not a But being alive means being messy and it means every film won't line up exactly with what every fan is expecting or what? I love it when they do that. They're like, I just wasn't you weren't expecting it. I guess You weren't expecting it, which means it doesn't matter what we do because you didn't expect it But I alive is being messy No, they're living there. That's how it works So here's for all the people in chat watching this whenever you get called into your boss's office Because you fucked up whenever your wife gets angry with you Whenever, you know, whatever anything bad happens. Just say hey being alive means being messy And then you can follow up with I'm sorry. You didn't get what you expected. Sorry Like yeah, whenever you're in prison already at your trial for some terrible crime Just look to the judge and say listen your honor being alive Being messy Like the way I killed them and heart of star wars has been in my life. But yes My toes feel big when yes, I don't know Maybe tuesday for a bonus what yo Hey, are you gonna make a suggestion or what my tessie's feel big when you When yellow the rest is implied Yeah, the rest is implied It is personal It's a certain point of view and it has to be originals were personal for george lucas That's why they're alive. They were star wars films will truly betray the heart and spirit of the originals If they lose that well, this is like saying well as long as you make star wars that's personal to you Then you did it. I just like they do that as he plunges that knife Further into the back of the ot. He's like star wars films. They're gonna be portrayed if people don't do what i'm doing He's just equivocating all of people's personal Star wars nest to george lucas's originally And he's like it's all the same but it's all this is what you got to do and if your vision of it is fucking garbage ryan's is then Oh, okay. Okay. How is this how is this on hella gritos channel not a wookipedia detail if ever i've seen one Oh, it says Luke Skywalker's lightsaber was originally blue lightsaber was originally blue in return for jedi No, that's important. I guess he didn't care about that. I guess he made the video Yeah He watches star wars for the for the emotion. Okay, not blue has an emotional resonance to it It represents calm anger and peace. Yeah, this isn't about the color. It's about what the color makes him feel Yeah, j Blue represents the blue stuff in toilet commercials Hang on. Hang on. How is this? Hang on a second one. Oh god. What's happening? How is this not details? Oh I like how he's going to the point where you are where I'm like, maybe you're looking too closely at it Maybe maybe chill out The video title is does the force awakens title crawl use the wrong font? Not a different font the wrong font. Oh my god All right, wait a minute in that e the bottom little prong on the e see I don't watch star wars for the details Okay, wait a minute. How can he tell? Between those two r's when he wears that mask all the time Because it's it's bright yellow. He could barely see it through his visor That's really great Yeah, he puts his hands up on the screen is it scroll that's what's great about scrolling text for blind people You can just you can keep your hands still But you can still read all of it as it scrolls I mean true story You do get by the way that when the title crawl rolls in the emotion there is quite enormous And so whether or not the font is a particular font. I would say that is quite important This is an objectively bad font How the font I didn't feel then I'm I'm a helvetica man. So What is my default if I load up soulless clean Omages Star Wars films will true Calibri Calibri body is uh, guys. What's your favorite font? I'm like, I was Probably uh times new roman that that classic shit Yeah, I don't care for times new roman. I don't either. It's fine But Calibri and helvetica man. I'm a wingdings, of course honorable mention But I'm all about that. I'm not seeing much karmic sands. Love. What's going on? I like karmic sands, but it's not a main font karmic sands is It's a side font top tier font. That's what you're saying. Yeah Yeah, like it bugged me and then I watched a video about why it's shit and I'm like, yeah, that's why I just didn't know why my brain knew something wasn't right Wasn't it that it was originally designed for much lower resolutions than it's for retards played in? Wow, and in low resolution. It looks fine Yeah, it's the way that you and like when the letters get anti alias. They don't match in a good way and stuff Someone's saying papyrus a quality answer Isn't papyrus the one that gave birth to big idiots? big idiots That's so funny Of the originals if they lose that and become soulless clean Omages close quote Star Wars films. You don't have to say close. Why did you say close quote when it wasn't the end of the quote? Also, you're just reading a tweet from a screen a week We're gonna assume that you're quoting his tweet. It's did he say open quote at the beginning Oh my gosh, what are you doing? It's like a coincidence. You can't close a quote without having opened it first. That's breaking all of the rules Now i'm confused. How far back does this go? Have you been quoting him your entire life? That's one of his older videos Hello, my name is For years, I will be quoting myself in present time God, I'm amazed it will truly betray the heart and spirit of the originals if they lose that What does it mean to truly betray star wars though? Like surely they wouldn't even say that's a thing ryan johnson managed it No, he's ryan johnson's Warning people of how not to uh, how to avoid it. You know, he's like, oh god, look out Well, he's he's just saying like and to to a degree. I agree with what he's saying is like Don't just remake the original have a vision of where you want it to go. Which like, yeah, that's gonna be I would rather see a film like if you know, like Two hypothetical star wars sequels and you've got one as like a just a clean Uh corporate homage and it doesn't take risks and the other one is the sort of the This is someone's very true vision of where they wanted it to go I take the vision every time but that's based on hypotheticals and not the last Jedi I don't I don't I don't think that I don't know I kind of want the safe one. Yeah, are we talking about like what about the difference between an extremely well made remake versus a really crappy new idea Yeah, I mean like I don't want to risk the star wars. When we assume quality is if like if you assume that just they are Like, you know, they've got the same right of just like amount of just Basic technical competence. Would you rather have the risky one or the the safe one? Well, if you had asked me this in early 2016 then maybe I would have said the risky one, but Old haggard experienced now wise sagacious And traumatized rags now Definitely wants to go and hit my younger self in the head and say take the safe one. I've I've seen things I've seen terrible terrible things Like the kind of film where you watch it and you you see it and you think man Someone's like wanted to tell this story for years. Like you get you get that Was that I want to see that film And I want to see that star was equal this kind of star was equal that you watch And you have it feels like oh, they've they've clearly wanted to tell the story for so long and now they find they get to I will I I don't oh, that's what we got with the last Jedi It's going to go with loads of things in especially 2019. It's like, hey, how about a tea Determinative film where we murder John Connor in the opening. You're like That feels like such a corporate mess, you know, that does it Yeah In the opening is like a design like committee. Yeah, I feel like that's something a bold room would be like maybe don't maybe that's bad That seems like that too braindead to get the like why that's a risk They can't figure out why executing John Connor is a bad idea when you the direct sequel to t2 I don't know Is that not where a director pitches the idea and they're like, I guess because yeah, because just for reference that was I don't think that was a patient idea. It's like, um, okay. We want a film that's focused on Sarah Connor. Um, okay How do we do that? Well, we need to get rid of John. Well, yeah, that was the director the director That's not how you do it the director came out and said He chose to do that because the Terminator films were never about John Connor They were always about Sarah Connor, which is the most braindead fucking take you could ever have it's like Hey, remember those films that are all about John Connor revolving around him. It's mainly about Sarah think about it It's like how about both of them? How about that? How about two characters? They're both incredibly important one of them saves the world one of them allows one of them to save the world Breaking news Film has more than one character. I listen Star Wars. It was all really about shme I Always think of Smee What the pirate The Star Wars saga was all about Smee I've never never Oh my goodness be fucking taking it back 1904 Omages Perfectly said I do not want soulless clean omages. I do not want more of the same Hey, man, if they make sense, I'm okay with it Yeah, if more of the same means more good things, I'll fucking take it Don't you want more dark fates more toy story ford jaded in cynical now about cinema He said something really weird. He was like, I oh I Was it was it in the past five seconds? I'll roll it back. Let's get it. Yeah So bliss clean omages perfectly said I do not want soul If this is 12 hour stream, this will be the one section that people focus on Like they said they they were making fun of how he said I That's that's the that's the content of EFAP entirely Focused on Nani Nani clean omages. I do not want more of the same. What makes a Star Wars movie great That's that's an impossible question to answer. Oh, I can answer Well, what do you mean? He already answered that he already told us what makes Star Wars He makes it great for him. Okay. You racist Jesus, but to him. That's all you need You need to have a hero to root for and a villain to hisat Love is all you need rags Love is all you need and don't change the lightsaber colors or the font and you'll be fine. Okay Why is one of his breast pockets? Buttoned and the other isn't because he uses the one that's not buttoned It's consistent with no one ever puts who puts any who if anyone in chat wears Because he I do too. I never put anything in my breast pockets because they They're they're just I think they're just for show Also, it's I guess you could put like a But what my pocket watch like this is 1914 rags. This video is all about you. You're focusing on the small details Can't I can't stop staring at your breasts. They're not actually Yeah See you're you're trying to figure out why the button is or is not attached when you should be thinking about the emotional payoff I'm saying cigarettes. I don't know. I feel like that'd be weird. Just cigarettes. It would make a Boxy thing on your yeah, do it the 80s way where you put it in your shoulder. I just called it a titty holster Yeah Pockets are off-center though. That's what a pocket protector someone's saying phone You can fit your phone. I don't know. Maybe yeah, maybe If those pockets you can fit a phone it would be really hard for someone to pick pocket your breast pocket By the way, oh, sorry. I was just feeling your no Oh, no, I fell That's a great fit in the it credit about putting your phone in your breast pocket Hang on How you supposed to trap it in that's what that's the joke they go with it falls in the toilet. It's it's really fun Buy in your shoulder. I bet that you you like wrap it around your your shoulder arm Shit pot. That's a totally a thing. I I know it's a thing. I will fight anyone from the sense Yes Jay knows what's up It's almost like carrying my mobile in my wallet my breast pockets here what That seems strange to me, but you know, not out of the not out of the realm of reason Yeah, like I wouldn't disown you if you were my son or anything, but I'll be like weird I don't I I never keep anything in my breast pockets. They're they are bare Hmm But to me it isn't the bells and whistles the flashes that of course adds to it But a star wars movie is made great when it takes chances and doesn't rely on callbacks Well, the post You are you in here on you? No All right. What what's the noise? Oh, just you were making a weird noise and I thought you were doing something I'm just having a a good old wank you know You struggled to answer it quickly rags. He was definitely up to something That is an odd that's an odd sound for Lincoln. We can see right through that mask It's an odd wank and sound how do you have like a really crusty penis and it just That's the that's it cracking. Yeah, no, yeah He's Yes, our war's movie is made great when it takes chances and doesn't rely on callbacks connections obvious directions It is made great when it Prequels Doesn't rely on obvious directions He says it doesn't rely on callbacks too. It's like you do know that tlj had several of those several blatant callbacks Yes I'm sure that he's like those ones are okay though Yeah, because he likes it. That's that's what it made him feel Remember when they go into the crystal caves with the malayan falcon It's like when they went into the death star in the sixth episode six Remember krait not hoth. No It's salt Remember the guy that had to like Like the salt to say that it's not salt And did you remember jj deciding to what up in with nights of red cool Those guys are scary. Oh my god Audience to remember those ones. They were in that flashback once in the first film knows like four fucking years ago Just the case you forgot that was the thing that we brought up They bring in the sith troopers in the same film that they like remember the nights of red It's like, uh, yeah, I guess Why would the nights of ren attack kylo ren? I thought they were like his Their fucking name is the nights of ren. Ren is just like a code name Like like j if j was to train with them he'd become j ren It's not like they would be the nights of j or anything Yeah, that's a completely different grid ren's reviews ren I remember red's review Anyway, I just I don't know. I just feel like yeah, I think there's No fucking loyalty Over the same Shit the spirit and heart of star wars the spirit of heart and star wars isn't in luke It's not in lightsaber. It's off hot and stone. Yeah, I call that The spirit of hot we're about to get the big explanation. So it's not in luke. It's not in lightsabers What is it? Not in the things it's not in lineage I would argue that it's not even really in what came before the spirit of star wars is in the intangible pushing the boundaries Keeping an audience on its toes So that's a shit would not just be the spirit of storytelling at that point Pushing beyond. Yeah, that's if it's connected into nothing in star wars then why Would it be the spirit of star wars? Yeah, if it's not specific to star wars Yeah, I would just say at that point. It's the spirit of movies or something I can argue that like star wars was always pioneering new techniques and stuff, but That's like the technical thing. Yeah, and again, I don't understand how that would be Yeah, just details, right? Yeah, that's not the payoff. That's just how the payoff Star wars was like the whole didn't George luke is this whole thing was he wanted to regress to previous films of storytelling kind of yeah the um Combining the hero's journey with influences from western eastern all kinds of yeah, but no that can't be true because that's like a callback And that's not what that's just details ranks. Can you stop that? This is I feel like him trying to this to find Like the heart of star wars is like when you when people say they're spiritual and you ask them what that means and It's like what it means like mystical. It means like energetic means like Coal foundational SLS Rocks are pretty good. Have you tried them? Yeah, don't breathe them, but minerals Menirals they have geodes again. I want to think back to the fact that he said it's gonna get misconstrued It's like you you couldn't have made this more complicated to understand like I'm just sitting you're like, I don't Yeah, if if you were a if you were a an By us aspiring you could be aspiring and inspiring But if you were an aspiring inspiring director And you got tasked with making a star wars film and you watched this video to really help you encapsulate what star wars is You wouldn't know what the fuck to do like, uh, I'll take risks. I guess I guess I'll take risks As you briefly highlight right when he brings up like mola about taking risks or something You could just immediately like if he was here you'd be like so the prequels are great, right? He'd be like He's just saying don't play it safe, which I guess I agree with I just think that's almost a platitude at this point. I'd be like, oh You can't yeah, you're not you can't really do anything with this Like you can't translate what he's saying to the real world in any effective way It's all very vague. I feel like someone could get it very wrong too or at least maybe misinterpret and be like, all right I'm making a sequel to episode nine You know, I'm gonna make ray an automatic villain just because I'm gonna take the risk of making her a bad guy. You're like, uh Yeah, I guess that qualifies as taking a risk. I don't know But then she'd have to have a character. That's true. I would actually approve So you can have a character fucking stabber That too also if hello gritos advice when taken Literally for whatever that means here can lead you to making an amazing movie or a terrible movie then I don't know if that's really reliable advice Well I think he might even agree with that Like, I don't know. Well, this is the thing. I feel like he'd be in a tailspin trying to explain this to anybody He'd just be like, I don't fucking know. I just I like I like it when they do the thing And then you're like this thing that's in also this thing. He's like, no, not that thing a different The things I like if we asked all these people to just take Let's just take a quote from them and say explain what this actually means these words that you've strung together I wouldn't be able to talk into that and we couldn't explain it We're still half a video left. Who knows what he's gonna. I'm supposed to listen to it. You just hear it It feels like a justification for how he really likes dlj. Yeah I You can't you can't when you say it took risks. I mean like Yeah Yeah, so did hitler when he invaded russia That was risky that was risky Uh, I don't invade russia in winter Couldn't you just say that tfa was risky to have han and leia broken up and their child is like a villain Yeah And han is a user. Well, you can say it but I do think tfa like plays it very safe So but if I could say it then I've said it there you go Here's the thing it doesn't actually but it convinces people that it is safe. I mean The safe part is that it's a rate a repeat of a new hope right and that the idea is that people will like that So it's safe. Is he gonna argue that the film that Brought back palpatine and confirmed relo is Like this was the same No, that's what he's arguing j. Yeah. Well, that's interesting Is it safe to bring back palpatine because there's arguments for add against that. It's like you're fucking up the ot I wasn't gonna hate that. It's like, yeah, but it's palpatine. People will love that I guess yeah, I guess like both of them by a big board of corporates could be seen as the like the safe decision You have two commits. They think it's safe. Well, yeah, they think it's safe because they don't know what the fuck they're doing They just bought it. They don't care about it. Yeah, honestly, it probably did sell tickets Right because they're like, I know that guy. That's palpatism Yeah, absolutely. It's all tickets But also probably unsold a few tickets as well though. Like it definitely affected a lot of people's decisions. Yeah I mean the tick that the in terms of money making how sharply But I think the force awakens made twice what the rise of skywalker made Like their ending was half where they started and that's Well, it's normally lower, right? Like for Most I'm not sure like this But it's not normally that much lower. Let's uh What can we compare it to the prequels of the most recent other example, right at this point? You just need to know what risky means It's just off a cliff It's not risky for you. That's risky for the victim. This is really interesting. Actually star wars episode one worldwide 924 million Star Wars episode three worldwide made 868 so Like wow, that's pretty darn close Yeah But it's half For between episode seven and nine it's like half Let's let's see if we can find another one made more. Um, oh no rogue one made the same as rise of skywalker Would you call rogue one safe? Yeah, just over one billion dollars I'd say that rogue one is quite safe actually and I don't know I'd say that I think it's safe. Sure. It doesn't fuck around with anything It kills all the the main characters, which is yeah, but we never had to begin with. It's not a Yeah, but it's not like it's not very self-contained. Yeah, I guess. Um But they know that if we kill them off, it's fine because they were all self-contained. It's so low Film is solo How much that's the uh solo Solo the cell that everyone's like wait, which one's that? It's like, oh, right. Oh my god. The solo box office is 393 million Oh, we're worldwide. Oh my god. That's Why wouldn't you google star wars box office Do you get all the star wars movies then guardians of the galaxy 2 and planet war for the planet of the apes Well, that it's kind of star warsy with the with the apes if you scroll to the right it just doesn't stop It's like these are all star wars in black panther. Incredibles 2 Yeah, basically Now that makes sense giojo and power rangers. They're like aquaman If you like star wars, you'll like aquaman Yeah, uh, so the force awakens made 2.06 billion Rise of skywalker was 1.05 billion. So basically And here's what the biggest difference between two films was between the four uh, the force awakens and the last Jedi there's a 700 million over a 700 million difference I found out that if you if you google You google a certain kind of movie And it shows like the list right under the google search It shows like its list of movies from google and you can click one of them and it'll you know what I mean, right? No Where you've got like it'll it'll show like a post of reach of the movie and then the name and the You know exactly what I mean No Google like 2019 movies and you'll see it No, yeah, I know you mean 2019 you google best movie reboots. It lists Among other things The mummy 2017 Oh Man of steel Ninja turtles 2014 The amazing spider man Fan four stick what Terminator genesis. Oh my god Incredible hulk Tomb Raider 2014 They even have the Godzilla with Matthew Broderick in here We need to eat we need to eat that movies that hitman agent 47 That's not even a reboot That's the worst one They're all the worst Star Trek into darkness Uh the pink pant. Oh wait, I like that nevermind I saw that One of the newer comments when I went um to my like home page on youtube someone had commented, um, you know jj Created some amazing films with star trek, but he really dropped the bull with star walls And I clicked it because I was like there's no way he got away with that There's like loads of comments being like the fuck you talking about you ruined star trek too Oh jeez I'm sure that after jj star trek will be fine. Yeah And especially with that that p-card. I've heard people are really enjoying that Don't people love p-card also the std Yeah, they wouldn't make two terrible shows consecutively Of course not that that would be terrible People are upset that we don't have any star trek interest because they want to see us rip into piccad Maybe it's not like the best thing about star trek now is a thing that's literally designed to be a parody of it That's yeah Yeah, the orville is pretty great. You should watch that too jay if you haven't yet jay I haven't seen that no doesn't even watch that. Yeah, I should wow rings yet Oh, yeah, people are upset that you would in the uh season five of tng You haven't watched those other e-faps right jay could have watched no. Oh, yeah, I watched the e-faps. Yeah What no why Damn it Oh wait, I actually also haven't watched the prestige That's why I was quiet when you were talking about it. Just try and forget everything we said and then go watch it Okay, you but too fat. What is when a movie is spoiled for you and you don't have any of the retain it You don't have any of the what the cock Yeah, when you don't have a cock. Oh, no Sorry, we can worry. I'm making a couple of assumptions here. I'm sure you're okay with it Jay you've upset all of chat. They're gonna want to kick you dude, and I won't be able to stop them What have they said they've said for fuck's sake jay. What the fuck jay yj y Is this like Exiled jay the e-faps, but didn't jay you disgusting man Jay is being sexist ban jay Yeah Jay is offensive Die jay jay's looking like No, that's german for the jay Ah, okay fair enough All right, then um, we were watching a video Yeah, pushing the boundaries keeping an audience on its toes the spirit of star wars is found in story Did the star wars prequels continue the spirit of star wars? I mean Shit an entire generation argued for a very long time that they did not but you know, they did I don't what what is the conversation here You have to define the spirit of star wars if you're gonna make a claim Why even start there the second you like if you ask me like what is the spirit of star wars? Like can you ask me that a different way like what is that question? I mean like I'm imagining him addressing like the uh The the israel palestine conflict by just going a lot of people don't really uh This is a matter of discussion for a long time, but it's the answer is just this They said no But it was Okay Because they pushed the boundaries they created something new Everything is new Yeah, the first time anything you can't create something old It's new like I'm gonna put that the next gadelp Yeah, you can't create something old So people hate new things that are bad. They love new things that are good. It's almost like the new part Isn't really the part that's important. It's the good and the bad part To steal man. Am I supposed like I assume he's saying that It's something distinctive from what it wants. What is it a rehash? Yeah, like like not tfa. I'm assuming he's ripping into tfa Yes, yes, that would be the process of steal mad at him. Yes. Yes Well, no, it's it's I guess it's just the process of not taking him entirely literally and assuming what I think he Well, you you just restated what he said with a different word Which would classify as a steal man, right? No, not if you're not. No, not if you're you haven't explained why his position's good Well, it would be a steal man because he's changed his argument from new to distinctive This doesn't change the argument that just changes his word. It does change the argument Yeah, it does change the argument. How the difference between distinctive and new The words mean different things Not in this context, it's like not everything new that is made is distinctive. What do you mean in not in this context? Greedo's only used the word new we use the way it's made is automatically new But not everything is automatically distinctive And the way that he's using it here for creating something in terms of star wars Yeah, that's what we point out as being stupid though. He should be using the word distinctive But he's using the word new I'm okay with it. Yeah, I know that's that's yeah, that's obviously our point I would probably say something along like I if I caught that in my script I don't think I'd be like, you know, I've got to change that it doesn't literally mean the thing And then you'd be e-fapped and then you would fucking copyright strikers, wouldn't you? Because the rebuttal that you'd use would be exactly who's doing that like 80 80 chat Oh, yeah, we haven't I haven't mentioned that. Um, so smud boy Did a video on 80 80 chats video. I don't um Like I I don't think I don't know that video was called video 80 80 chat. I don't if we have a covered anything about 80 80 chat before It wasn't really a name to me So Any of here That's not annoying at all. So he put out a video called the throne room battle is amazing and smud boy watched it with with glib evan shad literature devil and Shiny trooper um they I guess responded to it and um 80 80 chat like screenshot it and said he can't wait to flag it and to bring it down And that it'll be really great because this person clearly uses streams for revenue Oh, so they're a terrible person pretty much uh Yeah, the people called them out And fucking I want to find the tweet. I want I want rags to read it because he's this is gonna be tough for you man assuming I haven't shown you this before because because falsely uh Putting out copyright strikes is It's explicitly against youtube terms of service and you could have your account You know deleted if you abuse of copyright takedown system. So this is rags. He didn't ask permission from Shut up so So someone said hey says the guy who makes false flags against youtubers in reference to 80 80 chat And then rags will read out his tweet Oh, yeah, I'm sorry You mean a report on one channel specifically smud boy that one claim I made after the guy made three videos which contained my work without permission Yeah, I think it'll be okay Yeah For you doesn't require your consent my dude. I'm sorry It's it's baffling to me considering his whole channel is based on star wars. It's like, I'm sorry Did you get permission of bob eigen? He's like email you To be fair he managed two likes from his 2900 followers. It is amazing that anyone would have liked that tweet Maybe it's his own like I don't know Yeah, there's the star wars begs for your permission to use his clips for videos. Yeah, I It baffles me how you can have a channel that's literally based around I don't think it's channel somebody else's. Well, let's see the 80 80 chat. I guess his channel is called Let's talk star wars new content every week He's got a name for a channel It seems to all of his stuff seems to be star wars It's all star wars I mean I wonder if in every single description he has like written permission from bob eigen and uh and disney as a corporation Well, these people just don't think the same rule applies to them They're like I can talk about stuff that other people created But you can't fucking talk about stuff that I created. I'm above that rule. That doesn't apply to me and yeah, he was uh It was just it was it was funny to see I was just like you I didn't know there was anybody left in the world Who thought this like unironically? It's like you can't talk about my stuff without my permission. It's like wow So, yeah, it's got like Yeah, that yeah my dude just you're not gonna win this you're risking your shitty youtube channel getting deleted Because you're abusing the copyright system and you know it and everyone's telling you this So, uh, if you have a claim out, you should revoke that immediately You're you're really treading hot water here with youtube. I think it was uh South borough is somebody who made a tweet that was like at least matt job It was smart enough to try and hide how much of a piece of shit he wants Yeah, you're Yeah, just this is not a good look. This is not a good move for you You are not an intelligent person if you're going down this route Meanwhile, hello grito is totally okay with us responding to him. Yeah, he's a good man You know, you're still welcome to come on the show. Hello grito. We'll talk to you about details and uh, you're saying I'm really that guy. I only murdered one star wars spirits and what it means Did an entirely new definition of what star wars could be and for that I appreciate them I would take a move. What can't be star wars? Yeah, couldn't you just make a rom-com that's set in a basement and be like star wars It's an entirely new definition of what star wars means Right, I feel it. Yeah, if you said that to me be like no, obviously So what? Yes, I'd like say this It has to have palpatine in the quarter of the basement like He's just a movie that doesn't really hit me as much as I was hoping that it would hit me But it tried new and interesting things over a as ryan johnson puts it a soulless clean homage I wouldn't have a cold truss clean It is the messiest busiest pile of garbage It's the sweat underneath your balls. Mmm smear it all over every still Yeah Rise of Skywalker made me a pre the rise of Skywalker makes me want to take that one extra wide step every once in a while There's picture like avoiding a poop or something sure that's what I'm doing That's how I play it off. I look at the ground, but at nothing in particular and pretend as if I'm stepping over it That's that's how I Appreciate the last Jedi even more because of this I also just have a deep-seated philosophical belief when it comes to creativity even creativity in star wars. I'm a deep-seated philosophical Perspective on creativity Wow, I want to hear it. Yeah, I would love to hear it and I do not believe that an author director writer whatever I do not believe they should be hamstrung with what came before. Oh, yeah Yeah, you already fucked yourself. Yeah rules don't matter. No, there's no No rules no lower Go back on anything you want again a strong definition Lord of the Rings It's pointless because he wasn't thinking about it this much, but I'm gonna look at the definition cripple Look I can't say the cripple word Not in 2020 Look Jay, so what he's talking about is they craft in that kamikaze scene, right? They got the special effects rines like oh my god This is so good and this this fucking nude this this white male walks up to and says Excuse me. Well, that doesn't make sense that you're doing it. And then hella greaters like excuse me, sir You're hamstringing our director our creator Please Please realize that this is the spirit of star wars. You know, I don't think so It doesn't make sense. I imagine Imagine luke skywalker came back in I guess the very end of tfa But naked he wasn't Yeah, and like an asian woman a trans Right because after all there's there's no reason to hamstring the director's vision Where's the line? It's something so is that where is the line? Well, yeah, basically the right place for the the the line to be is like, oh, you know, um, can we Give luke an arc where he becomes disenfranchised with the force Um, sure. Yes. What he's established to be to why he's just this like completely different No accounting that it's too risky. It's too different from what came before that would be being hamstrung by what came before Agreed But you know paying reasonable respect to what I'm making sure that you When you say like I need my character to eat a son. You're like, uh Who and you're like Han Solo, you're like, I don't It's like, you know, let's say luke comes back and his name is like dave and And ryan's like, uh, I just think dave is a cool name. They're like dave hamstrung Someone came before Someone a chat mentioned game of thrones like imagine you were writing game of thrones With these rules that this fucking galaxy brain. Hello. Greedo is laying out here Is his creative philosophy Where whenever you make a new season of game of thrones, don't be hamstrung by all the things that happened before Don't don't follow those rules. Don't don't pay attention to anything like that. Just do whatever you want I would love to hear all the reasons he didn't like the prequels and then I'd like to say Did you you pull it you're you're making george lucas just just you're forcing him to be hamstrung by all of these annoying Rules that you've come up with okay star wars is more than that its spirit is more than that I I would I would he wouldn't be contradicting himself by criticizing the prequels because my guess is it comes down to stuff like dialogue and Yeah, maybe I could couldn't I just make the argument that this is quite a common one actually that the way Anakin speaks is uh suitable for his upbringing and that you're limiting what it is to have a character express themselves Still contradict his point. Yeah, they hamstringing the the the writer for the dialogue Yeah, but it's a different point. No, it's the same. It's a creator getting hamstrung That means I wouldn't destroyed Non-stroid Stroids are better than sides. You're a side. I'm a stroid No, you're a side. I'll fuck you up with my steroids It's like steroids. I don't think you don't have any steroids Your thing. How did you live every day not caring about anything that had happened before? Um Why does he think people see these movies because we don't care about what happened before like I just want to see more space stuff Predictable path or outside pressure from fandom. There is no one way to take things I'm almost at the point where I'm like, is the fandom even outside pressure really? What do you mean like a creator Can survive just fine with fans being like I want this to happen. Can Rey be a base window? Like our fans really outside of the I mean is I mean the I mean the fans are so integral to You know star wars and its success and all that it's almost they're kind of inseparable in this in this way They created it in a sense, didn't they they created the phenomenon that is star wars being fans of it It's like you're looked down at because you're a fan of something Like that's like the undertones of stuff that's like, you know The first thing you want to do when someone makes a point like you shouldn't just couch out to the fans I'm like, is it that always a bad thing to do? Is it always a bad thing like Isn't isn't ryan johnson a fan of the ot isn't he making a film based on what he would want to see in a star wars film So yeah, it's not him cowtowing to the fans. It's him cowtowing to the other fans Or to a fan meaning himself What if you have a really smart fan base who really understands the spirit of what it is that the art you're trying to create? No That's my counter I was really waiting for more that Well, I feel like if if I got tasked with writing a star wars movie and creating a new star wars movie I would go to the fan theories and I would go to the fan stuff and I would take advantage of this vast inexhaustible supply of amazing incredible ideas and Super turbo nerds who know everything about the lore And use them as references all the time. It just seems like an obvious thing to me, but these people They don't even the nerd character. I was kind of referencing earlier Like that would be a really useful almost like metal detective for plot holes you could have on set You'd be like, I don't like the meh meh meh meh and you're like why it's like because this is meh meh man You're like, oh fuck. Okay How do we fix it nerd guy deals? You know, and he writes about a bunch of notes and you're like, thank you nerd person I did a stream where I pitched an alternative star wars sequel With lego Somewhere, yes with lego and someone sent me a poster of it and it was cool. Oh Matt jarbo is Saying that donald trump needs to take accountability for the fucking retards in arizona who ingested fish tank cleaner What I I've already found it funny that he's like take responsibility Galaxy brain take my jarbo. Thanks person needs to take Yeah Also, that is funny too as well. Yes In any event, um, I need to use the loo so Buy me some time All right jay explain to the people some of the memes in this artwork It's not memes. It's all good good fun. It's all this is the star wars tree cool people Tree poles This is star wars tree cool characters Well, I mean like this this whole like thought experiment started when I was like, okay I saw like them bringing back the stormtroopers and I asked fucking lazy So, how would you get the iconic imagery from the originals in the new trilogy? but without just like Fucking bring everything back and I arrived at let's say you've got a criminal And now there's loads of stormtrooper helmets just around because they manufacture the shit ton of them And he uses one of the old ones to hide his face So you can have the iconic imagery without just fucking cloning what it means something completely different. Yeah, it's in a new context It's the old stuff in a new context Is luke old in your vision He is so he doesn't like the force then No, no, no I mean, it sounds pretty predictable that I predicted that means it's predictable. So just saying just disappointed. They're just saying Dude, so long as I need major league to predict that it'll be good When are you gonna, uh, you know, stop start filming? Uh, oh the film the production began three months ago, but it's been put on delay because of covered 19 Oh, who's he? Uh, he's just some He created fortune Well, not bad for one guy Yeah, it's just fine. But I mean he's delaying my production. So I'm kind of an He didn't have to he just chose to Yeah, I mean, you know, we'll watch your career with great interest She explained cheese lady I was to explain she's yellow and people in cheese lady I remember you were like she has an actual day I couldn't be bought. I was like at that point I didn't have the heart to Was because they all decided it was cheese lady See, if ever this became a full-fledged project, you'd have to have some reference to that Like some lame character calls or a cheese lady or something I'm tempted to like make the page into a full-fledged video where I get some like original art and other characters Well, you could do the whole voice acted and then screenshots, right? Yeah, that's the kind of thing I'm tempted to do Wouldn't be feature length, but it would be a I'm thinking around half an hour to an hour dibs on voicing the marketable robot I'll allow that. All right Nailed it. That's the that's the only addition made by the artist teacher this I didn't put that in I like it though It's like a box with two legs It is you got to have a cute cool droid. That's how it works That's the spirit of star wars. Do you know that? I think the city milk is the spirit of star wars He's rags back yet. He's not back yet Should we kick on we'll only play like five seconds and then we'll probably be stuck again. So it's fine Chris chan creates your full shot. I'm surprised. It's like pressure from fandom. There is no one way to take things There's no one way star wars has to be I want to see What they have to make I want to see what their vision of us. I would just be so curious to take it to the nth degree It should be like I'm back. Don't worry. Go ahead and start without me. That's all good What if everybody's inside out? Do we do that? He'd already be like It's a bit risky but possible Luke's arc is about drinking cum. Well, isn't it already? I mean only subjectively you thought that was milk. They had to you know, they didn't name it in the movie. Did they? That's a weird shape dick. Yeah, but aliens I guess Star Wars movie is I loved Luke in the last Jedi A man whose entire world view came crashing down a man This is the I guess this is what he means by the details like oh so cool that his will view came crashing down I was like why because he was like the Jedi were evil because they Allowed the existence of emperor palpatine and they trained Darth Vader. He like wow, that's really ignorant Yeah, that's really not fucking true at all. Now isn't it all those words you say just they just aren't true No, no, no, do you do you know that they like were gates training Darth Vader? It was only because quite god jinn told his student that he had to as a death wish. It's like, you know this And what do they do the second they found out that It is office There were just some guys trying that they showed up with a kill squad That that's that's still disappoints me to this day. Kit Fisto gets fucking blooped like immediately Does he have any lines in the films probably not? Do you remember when he pushed over c3bio and smiled in attack of the clones? Yes, that's that's peak kit fister That's his only other scene Like I said peak kit fister kidding Because two Like jedi masters on the fucking council get wiped out by palpatine the second he gets up from his chairs Like they have you guys suck Wouldn't it be good if they were established characters you had lines and they like Were defeated by him in proper like combat and the jewels that you care about Imagine like the the mace window death scene played out like it does in the video game version where anakin Blocks his sword with his sword and then you have a boss fight with mace window Did you know that happens in the ps2 video game version? You have to like straight up fight in my palpatine in the background like I'm not picturing like a version where palpatine goes around and kills them subtly I imagine that's how it went down Like he just went and visited each of the jedi and they're like chambers and just fucking murdered them While order 66 was going on because he was like I'll I'll be the only one powerful enough to knock out the masters Yeah Damn You know you could have done a lot of stuff with the prequels that could could be better could also be worse He's like he's he's like slowly like Jedi getting killed in the background. He's like, oh my god. How's it happening? You know for the whole thing like up to order 66 and what's the most powerful jedi are out the way. He's like, okay. It's time That'd be cool goes through like He runs into mace windows room. He's like you must help They're killing all of jedi help and then mace windows like what you mean and then and then he turns around He just stabs them So that'll be boring people want to see me do fights Oh, yeah Remember when hulk dabbed an endgame wasn't that awesome? I actually turn around and I actually think it's kind of funny now like it's supposed to be It's it's it's the most self-aware dab in media. I've ever seen It's it's like it's played off as a cringy scene Of like an older guy trying to see the fucking film What Jay you disappoint me. Can you just say this for every dab ever? No, like most of them aren't self-aware. I I Are they not at this point? Now see you you gave him pause for thought there rags and all he did was just ask him is it oh Fucking tell me about minecraft stares fight me. Oh, shit. You're ugly shitty stares. I think that's all What's that sound hang on I can hear some The sound of goalposts moving. No, it's the sound of silence because ugly doesn't make any noise what I It's a new e-fap rule ugly doesn't make any noise Speaking of ugly look at it Luke's outfit. Yes The shami suit he should he should have brought like a It makes his titties look pretty big He's got his belt all the way up to his tits. He's got yeah, he's probably got some he's got some Jedi text in his breast pockets And what is with the shredded leather he's got over his hoodie This whole Hey, Jay, you know the you know the the reference to Fortnite in endgame that was good because it was because it was self-aware Yeah, it wasn't self-aware though. That one was not so self-aware like when he said When you feel like it was new master 69. Yeah, that was so self-aware though Why are you doing this to me because that's why it's good now because it was self-aware Yeah, new master 69. Yeah it was The dab is like played off as cringy. It's it's a cringy scene like delivered. Yeah Oh, you think the the overweight Thor yelling at someone online isn't supposed to be self-aware cringe It's not self-aware that it's fortnight Yeah, that's not the only part of it that's cringe. Do you understand you're not you're not understanding the 4d cringe Aaron, I want to see what the chat is saying I Once he sees up once he sees the chat disagreeing with him. He'll instantly abandon the chat Jay wants you to help him. Can you believe this Jay is looking for you to help him? No, I'm not you will you will find no That just says chris ray chan Uh the force of cringe Jay when the emperor gave us gave his reveal speech in fortnight that was self-aware cringe It wasn't I'm with moller on this. I think that's self-aware cringe. Yeah, I agree. I think so three to one No one loves you See jay is right. There we go. That's the line. Yeah, because you agree to this now, right? No, oh, they probably thought that that's what you were saying. That's why they're saying they agree Do you go exile jay now after you said that? Hey jay, you know the room self-aware cringe You're an expert mark And who older and wiser realize the failings of an organization that he once tried to revive cynical and broken not to mention God damn mark hamill acted his why do why do people when they say god damn They they they censor out the god part not the damn part, which is the actual swear part of it I was about to say like that is such a low tier sway Damn damn. Okay. If we're comparing god to damn One of those if if you were a toddler and you said damn randomly your parents would be like Oh, this is not socially acceptable. But if they say god, they'd be like, ah, this guy is a sweet jesus come my love for my god Obviously damn is is the swear word compared to god Why why they don't say damn in children's tv shows? Oh, then again, they don't say like vasectomy either, but you To go to his vasectomy I there are many scenarios in which that would be relevant to something like I can see that into an episode of You know tele-tubbies vasectomy just popping in you never know Well vasectomy is the name of a character Yes, um So yeah, his first name is vas and then his last name is ectomy Direct to me shared this so on that video we we watched at the first the the thing with the quote from the dath and all character Someone called that a straw man and said mohler has never said your feelings are invalid How about you watch his videos and listen to what he's saying? His videos being too long isn't an argument. Uh, hey rags. Do you want to do you want to read out what he said? Assuming i'm talking about mohler. Yeah, assuming Assuming I haven't watched his videos and assuming I think they're too long then making arguments against my position Based on those assumptions. Geez that sounds an awful like A lot like a certain argumentative fallacy Motherfucker you took mohler's picture and you blurted out. Hey man Assuming he's talking about me and then constantly multiple times Use the straw man version of what people think that we say it was long though. Did he say long? I don't know Yeah Yeah But like did he say long in this video? He was no guys. He was being a self-aware cringe right there Oh The job makes stuff for being self-aware cringe you almost fooled us for a second No one could actually be that fucking stupid I just like the idea though that he's like you've made videos in relation to my position being argued against Therefore saying feelings are invalid. It's like you do get that Like if I said I feel that Holdo didn't endanger anybody by not sharing her plan. I'd be like, oh, that's like demonstrably false It's like yeah, but that's my feelings. It's like oh I feel like the earth is flat now what That's provably wrong. We're talking about art rags art art is there's nothing provably one way or the other If it's in a movie, it's okay If the scene happens in a movie, it's not actually happening in the movie Make stuff is self-aware cringe. All right good stuff Self-aware cringe, bro You just posted self-aware cringe when I saw how luke was in the movie. I had zero feelings of he wouldn't do that I I just don't have that bullshit bull fucking shit. What do you mean? Yeah, that was a fucking rag shut up Listen what happened with the film they did that thing so watch together has a problem The problem is that when you go to click on the play and pause button It sticks on the the bar Like the the the draggy bar thing for the timeline You just get back to the beginning. It's what you're saying. Yes. Yes. I did because I because I I'm looking at my cursor right now It is not nowhere near the line, but the line circle is still up and playing So that is a failure of the UI. You made a mistake. I didn't make a mistake This is a mistake of the UI Because I'm clear my UI In fact, let me see if I can show you how far down you could drag Your mouse pointer and have it. It doesn't matter. You're experienced with this UI. This is episode 70 something. Nope I think I think rags are probably argue. It's not consistently pooped. I'm assuming To my life. Yeah, I wanted to to save the cursor. Let me go to options so I can show you Just how terrible keep the capture a cursor on screenshot. All right, excellent Okay, because I want to show you the best computer Says the guy with fucking one monitor Okay, so it's not it's not saving the cursor specifically. I told to save the cursor part of the computer idiot Yeah is You need to watch spider-verse and you'll learn that spider-verse is going to get a sequel and it's going to be good. Okay actually, I believe that They should do the tom holland toby maguire rentria garfield spider-man And if one of the characters dies they can go to their funeral in the spider-hurst How long have you been sitting on that joke? Oh seconds that was fucking that was just you put it under his ass And then he pulled it right back out We're we're just being spontaneous right now So we can do it. There's no one way star wars has to be I want to see What they have to make I want to see what their vision of a star wars movie is They're like imagine somebody making a star wars film. That's completely Just actual total fucking garbage. Well, like I said rom-com in a basement with two. I don't know like Just in chicago random people, but they have like barely any personality, but you just go star wars episode 10 the basement This is very It's very vacuous. It's just oh, um, it's good because it's someone's vision. But what is the vision though? What if I mean, what if you said to JJ's face like I don't really like that You didn't have your own vision for tfa and JJ like Was like no no it was it was entirely my own vision I used uh, you know a new hope as a bit of a framework sure But I had all of my own interesting characters and stuff and I wonder if I'll agree to be like, okay Well, let's just say JJ looks at him and says dude don't you understand tfa was self-aware I would love to ask him Under your criteria, is it even possible to have a bad star wars film? Yes, if it doesn't have vision, yeah, he's gonna say if it was like it was a soulless clean copy That's a bad one. But that was their vision That's not a vision. That's that's taking someone else's vision Playing it safe Yeah, god rags. Are you not following this? But what if my vision is to play it safe because that's not a vision because I because I adore what came before it That's the lack of vision. That's my vision. Shut the fuck up idiot You will pay the price for your lack of vision I could use any of his arguments pretty much verbatim to defend any version of star wars that could ever possibly be made Even the basement romcoms Why did you post that I think that would be the best cut really Yeah, that's not that that's nothing You got I thought you you you're not even gonna go for lack of vision. You could put a cross on his face No, this is what makes films good Got a chat. He posted a picture of vision in our chat. That's that's that's j level self aware cringe, right there Uh, I can't wait for the self. Why did you why did you post a why did you post a picture of driving boss? Nice nobody's gonna get that don't remember that movie right That's why it's his favorite star wars movie solo It has its own vision. That's why I like solo so much. It's not a copy I understand his makeup because he's the leader of the crimson dawn Oh the crimson dawn. That is such a cool bad guy. They that is like fucking xbox 360 halo to gamer tag name man It's the phantom cloud. It's the halo three. Sorry halo three x to terminate. That's what they call it All right, they probably cut it from that rap name generator. We were like What's your favorite color crimson? It was your favorite time of day Darn He was gonna he was gonna put midnight But he was like, ah, even I've got there you go. That's another one. We'll go with midnight stalkers crimson midnight Oh my god. The crimson midnight would have been a step up. There we go. That's self aware. Definitely So many crimson dawns so hard to believe that all those 12 year olds back in the day on xbox live Were so self aware with their cringe They were they were a whole bed of creativity. They had their own vision. You're gonna be using me a joke now. That's pretty cringe Wow, give it a self aware, but I know it's I know it's cringe. That's the point Jay, this is all happening because you defended the fucking hulk dab. You understand that Yeah, that's good. You put a shield in front of the hulk dab. This will follow you until your grave Dab in all of cinema I want everyone who watches the stream if you have to come away with a single thing Name a better cinematic legolas legolas. Yeah, did he dab? Are you kidding? He dabs every time he shoots somebody Oh, I just watched his films. Is this all for what? No, that's an archery joke I mean, I got it. I don't He he doesn't watch Shad of Verste. So how would he know? I I I think that what I said was funny, but that's okay. If no one else I'm sure some people in the chat There's a few I can see some long a few people who know that every archery is just dabbing before you Just shove a stick in somebody's distance Somebody's what? Well, that's what that's what a bow is it's putting a stick into somebody in the distance Oh, I think you said putting it into someone's distance. I was like, what is their distance? No Oh my god I don't actually have a bow Sorry, I'm getting tight for the rest of the stream. I have like 20 guns, but I don't have any bows Jay is posting cringe to get across bow Look Jay is defending this guys. Look at this horrible Jay's defending the Hulk dab I want everyone to understand and process. No, we're past the hulk dab now We're never past the hulk dab Especially because past doesn't mean anything when time travels Well, no, but actually that is set in 2023 This Yes, but it came out It's set in 2023 within the context of understanding the meta aspect that it is indeed a movie. It doesn't matter It's already happened. There's a photograph of it right there Hulk dab on prior baby bitches who got spoiled Oh my goodness Jay like this is your mag You need to make a video just defending this. I think at this point to really make your position clear in defense of the hulk dab On april fool's day do it On april fool's day, but you're like, no, I just I was self aware cringe that it was The ultimate video defense I didn't even realize he was doing it until just now because he didn't completely fucking wrong He's not very good at it because he's you know Someone's telling me that crossbows are a self aware cringe. I don't I don't think so Maybe I'll I guess I'll find out for sure when I get the cold angry bows idiot Angry bows. Yeah guys, you don't even listen to hello grito. It's disgusting What's to listen to? Star Wars movie is I loved luke in the last jedi. All right a man whose entire world view came crack. I listened to him and I've decided I don't want to anymore I he's like, I'm with you guys now. We don't have to listen to you guys are right all along Did you just draw this or Because he's being forced to dab by filmmakers like j Listen, this is jay's jay's shitty creative vision is that whole abs? Well, Lisa had a vision at least it wasn't just a No, there was no vision in that movie I like that his abs are just another set of pecs It's got so many Well, this better be on the screen. Nope, never I wouldn't curse the stream that way I loved luke in the last jedi a man whose entire world view came crashing down A man who older and wiser realized the failings of an organization that he once tried to realize their failings When he has like no context for their failings I can't believe that he fucked up so royally and he's like, you know what this is the jedi's fault Exactly like this thing is This this should have been the story This definitely isn't a me thing at all. This is the jedi's fault Because I remember people being so happy with the idea. It's like, oh, yeah, the jedi finally getting like Audited from the prequels by someone. It's like, but he is like no, that's not even fair Like the idea that like, oh, they're too emotionless. I'm like, okay There's something we can talk about among all of that but to be like they're the reason the sith one. It's like Okay, if we're gonna start auditing factions for the retardation. I'm sorry, but I think the sequels Both sides are gonna be coming up short. Well, that's the funny thing about him. He's like, oh, you know sith jedi's whole shit It's like, I think I think there's something of a line between them, you know I tear them differently. I mo I am me personally. That's what I would have to say to him I Think I think the first order's got a lot of explaining to do Yeah, just a bit revive cynical broken not to mention God damn mark hamill acted his Ass off He said to the ass, but not damn That was kind of a fucking turbo virgin are you? Thinking you're so edgy because you said damn He has a kid idiot. Well, do you think he said rectum instead of ass? What are you? What are you trying to get at jay? I was saying like he bleeped it. So how can you tell what word it is? That's the point of bleeping a word So you can't hear it. Let's see what other words could possibly fit that moment cynical broken not to mention God damn mark hamill acted his Ass off like right here. You can hear the ass example. This isn't a good example to use of his amazing acting Yeah It's like you stroke it out right here I mean why not he's a ghost. He's not really doing it But yeah, you could definitely tell you said ass Jay submit an alternative. What could it also have been? Atmos What the hell does that mean? Short short for atmosphere, which is an insult to many people's Atmos for a commission system. Yeah Oh Have you ever had someone call you an atmospheric commission system? Yeah, it felt bad. Yeah, it feels really bad. Yeah When I saw how luke was in the movie, I had zero feelings of he wouldn't do that I just don't have that impulse. I'm curious. I'm curious what I could do to play with that I just have him like murdering children from the opening and I go bear with me bear with me I'm gonna I'm we're gonna we're gonna explore this and then he like becomes the leader of the first order And then he's like nah and kill snook and saves the universe Like so do not have that impulse And everyone's like, oh remember last time you saved the universe is the same thing his dad killed kids. So of course, you know I don't have I don't feel anything about walkers or just a bunch of child murderers It's you know, it's genetic. I don't know Cut I think we've established a pattern. I don't think we've ever seen a palpatine murder a child Which is why they need to uh step up and take that Oh my goodness palpatine is a hero And rei took the skywalker name. So now she's cursed to kill children I have to truly do what makes me a skywalker and slaughter children with my sword Children is okay after self-aware But like it It almost feels like you're trying killing kids. What are you talking about? It sounds like he's trying to commit children That's pretty cringe, bro. You know what you know what people never say you're at school shooter total cringe I think to be fair a lot of school shooters are quite cringe Just like as well as being school shooters. They're cringe to begin with and then they become school shooters It sounds like he's trying to Essentially a school I'm not a shooter, but like a school Slicer you mean then solo you mean anakin Yeah, anakin you said luke he was a school slicer luke. I mean he almost was Oh, true. He wasn't his heart. He wasn't his heart. Yeah, he wanted to be a school slicer He wanted to be a school slicer, but he got he didn't have the courage that anakin had He hesitated We just had a moment it is had in his moment He and that's why he's just like he was the ot he hesitated to kill veda just like he hesitated to kill an innocent child He made it all the way to the finish line and he just tripped down That's a shame. Um, yeah, it sounds like he's trying to gun for a humble brag He's like, yeah, I just you know, I don't you know, I don't ruin movies that way I don't go like oh this character should be doing what I think they should be doing. It's like, yeah, you do You don't get invested in a character if you don't have a preset in your head of what exactly kind of person they are How would you be invested in the first place? Like, oh, yeah, I like this person because they're a blank slate that can do anything Like, um, I like someone with not really information or memory There is something that luke could do that he'd be like luke wouldn't do that This just hasn't pushed his button. Yeah, that's what I that's what I think if he was being 100% honest He'd be like, yeah, he didn't do anything I thought that was out of character and I'd be like, yeah I know so I guess in that vein It's interesting to think about that there are things that some people couldn't do but we'll never know what those things are anal Is that true though? Like We would say the luke couldn't possibly kill one of his own family, right? set of Carrington. Oh my god, what if like What if that's what got han solo and lay at a breakup is that he really wanted to do anal and she just wasn't He wasn't into it. No, she really wasn't into it But he was like but statistically women come more through anal sex and but she's like, no, I don't I just like At the heat of the moment. He's like, I want to fuck you like the empire fucked all Doron She's like, um That seems inappropriate. He's like, no, you were the old probe droid and that didn't didn't work Yeah, just have a long drawn out scene Just have a long drawn out scene with star wars character talking about anal I'm sure he won't have any problem with that. Yeah, that's the kind of shit We would have to test what and he probably be like, okay. No, that's too far. We'll be like It's I think it's very clear that if you read the subtext that the only weakness that leia organa had was a small vulnerable thermal exhaust port nice At the end of the trench. Oh, no I do not feel that level of ownership. I do not believe that level of ownership That's why they always do that. They always do that You don't own the character The character doesn't belong. I think I actually have that line in my brofools video. So thank you grito We're making me look like i'm a prophet I'm not so entitled that I have opinions that are negative about things Well, that's the thing, right? I would just ask for a I would just rephrase all their shit to defend the prequels from anything He said critically about them Like, you know, you think that the dialogue for anakin is unsuitable Well, I don't I don't lock him in like that. I don't take ownership and prevent him from speaking the way that he wishes to Things people can literally be whatever they want to be or don't want to be at any time anakin was old whenever okay Old and they called him a boy I feel like Hello grito talks like someone who lets another man cook for his girl Oh What's interesting too is that when you look at the rise of skywalker in c3 p.o Him having his memory wiped is basically him dying as a character. Um But that is all based around the idea that what came before is what kind of determines what you are Yeah, because that's how people work because he's wiped as a droid. Sorry. That's just still c3 p.o It's like we'll know because it doesn't have his personal desires and you know reactions to things We're like, no, it doesn't matter. I don't take ownership over characters Exactly. So if what he says is true, then c3 p.o is not making any sacrifice whatsoever in the rise of skywalker I mean, why would you tether c3 p.o to his memories like that by what came before? I mean if people can do whatever they want for whatever reason whenever and it's fine because you don't want to You don't want to constrain the creative vision Do you love how there was no scene where they were like, oh my god, we got c3 p.o back We didn't have to sacrifice him. They didn't give a fuck It would have been like he's like, I got my memory back guys I heard that you guys had to like delete it in order to win the thing and then Ray's gonna be like, oh Yeah, I guess On a a slight non-sacrifice. I've just seen I'm on I'm on the youtube on the make stuff reading the comments Uh, and I saw You're on the white videos. Yeah, please wait repeat that Yeah, I'm on the make stuff video reading the comments and I saw in the related videos The least appealing video I say title. I think I've ever seen. Oh no the lighthouse twilight and masculinity I'm gonna do a video on twilight masculinity and there's no masculine The light right no masculinity I don't know it could be a good video who fucking knows but like oh, I don't want to watch this Okay, and skittles Yeah, your video isn't masculine enough for jay working title for gaddled for the lighthouse twilight and masculinity Unless something better comes up because that is wonderful He wouldn't do that. I just don't have that impulse. I do not feel that level of ownership I do not believe that characters need to be unshakable statues who remain the same ideal That's not where that's not this is the same. Yeah, it's the same fucking straw man that we hear time and time and time again Is different from a character changing. Let's just do it back to him. Yeah. Well, hello, great I think that some people I think people have desires they have wants and they have needs And they don't they're not just anybody at any time They're not just like han lair and luke are not all the same character as vader. That's actually a response to what he's arguing well, but I'm like the straw man is me saying that's his position. He thinks that no person can ever Uh, you know be consistent Everybody is crazy nonsense cloud people. That's what that's what your position is and I'm sure you'd be like no Because like we've been given that straw man over and over and over and over again The war is like you think the people can't change He's old He's old Old people killed children I I just I feel like this kind of an incredible change to a central character to star wars are arguably the most central character It would be like if you took deserves more than just discovering it Like let's go theoretical here. I'm not referencing anything that does exist If you took toy story and made like woody not care about any of his friends and abandoned the kid that he was Supposed to be with like if you did that Oh, that happens. Oh You're referring you're you are not speaking hypothetically. Oh, no Okay, fine speaking hypothetically if you made a sequel to terminate a two and just shock unto death The main character of the previous film. Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no, dammit. Moller yourself aware cringe. I can't Dab uh Well, I got no more hypotheticals. That was it dab on the storytelling. Fuck it To the scrap toilet or something I don't know that would be that's our trick Series that shows the main character and he's not really the focus of the series It's like but they got bums on seats. That's all that matters Okay, they started out with Media is dying like the world We're hooray It would be like having Luke Skywalker giving up on everything like that Okay, it comes to an island to die while his family are fighting a war to stay alive That's totally luke right there. That is luke to a T. Oh, yeah When I see that I don't even bad an eye. I don't take ownership of this character. Okay I don't feel that entitled that I would have a negative opinion that it's character is acting out of character Luke fucking strikes Leia down when he comes to visit her. He just fucking kills her and he's like You're the reason war happens and then the credits roll I don't take ownership of these characters. I don't take ownership. They do as they do There's an end credit scene which is a new and a new and interesting take for star wars It's a new direction and it's just luke having a shit on her body On her body What's the vision j. What's the vision for that? I mean it's daring man It's about it's about the cycle of rebirth both her body and his poo are fertilized You know that will bring life to new creatures. Yeah, that's the end the start of the next episode shows a flower growing from that No, look His body is basically the same just a flower coming out of the poo. He does it in space, right? And they have that shot from tlj where she opens her eyes and slowly moves forward into the poop. It just Just nicely It's really emotional it spreads all over it's like a really soggy poop like it just goes Yeah, Ray asked we're is asked her name. She says i'm ray and then looks over and says ray layer corpse poo flower See that Then I would I would turn to hello grito and I'd be like, you know, it's great We don't take ownership of these characters and that they can be free. We need to say what they wouldn't When I saw Luke save the galaxy pooping on a deceased layer is just that's just natural progression What kind of a person doesn't see just complete 180s and everything that you understood about someone and you're just like No, no problem with that. What kind of person can't see the flaws of this argument There's like, where do you think we can take this hello grito? It's like everywhere operating in real life with real people with this outlook Then luke picks the flower puts it on the ground You know what happens in real life when people do things that you think they wouldn't do from what you know about them It's usually like a big dramatic thing and people often be like, I don't even fucking know you anymore Yeah, they usually say that because what you did was something they didn't think that you would commit to that's That's usually what's going on People are generally you imagine if the characters in the film um Reacted like that then at least it would be self away I mean, what's this off now What's the difference between this outlook on people and literally having like short term memory loss? It's kind of make me wonder like why wasn't leo more pissed at luke when he came back as the ghost She should be like so you like fucked up our son and then you just abandoned us all Where did you go? Why did you leave us all to die and then he gives it the dice and she's like mother fucker Are you serious right now and he's like what it's hodd's favorite dice. This is my ex my ex-husband's ex-girlfriend's Memento fucking Adis dice Why did you bring me the ass dice of karelia This karellian ass karellian anal dice karellian anal beads Oh Wait, I actually saw the tlj comments like the audio commentary of ryan johnson and he said that he put luke on the island because he thought that luke hiding there was heroic Like he yeah No, no ryan johnson's whole rationale for putting luke on the island was so that he was He was trying to make the jedi Knew again and come from a better source and that hiding on an island while everyone else is dying No one can force telephone me even I almost decapitated my nephew and ran off like a bitch. Oh, I love the By the way, everyone should watch psa stitches video on rise of skywalker I love that what he pointed out about how luke's whole goal as a force ghost was to get rey to go and fight palpatine He waited until she destroyed her own ship Why did you do that? He was there watching it the whole fucking time. He was a force ghost. He was just like, hmm This is problem. Well, lucky. I got my one down. It's like, what the fuck were you doing this whole time? What's she what's she doing with that gasoline in those matches? Why is she putting that on the title? She's throwing the lightsaber. No, no, no, no, no Well, this won't stand. Yeah, this is so too far That that was sort of mine, but kind of you know when she was like, how am I gonna get to palpatine? Imagine he was just like, well do what I did The teleport thing and he besides he kind of died. He can't kill you if you're a ghost, right? But you can't kill you while you're a force ghost. It would be funny if you kill yourself if she was like, won't that kill me? He's like no It's not gonna happen. Did you know it? Anyway, back to hella grita Plastic youngsters that they once were I just don't and when a character isn't what they once were It doesn't set me off. I am not, you know, I'm not in their head. I'm not I'm sure Hitler I'm not in their head I mean I mean Stalin had a plan. Dude, right? He did everything for Sorry, no empire opens up. They're on hearth and they like the emperor has sent droids to go find them And then they're like, what do we do about these invaders just in the boardroom with han and luke? And he's like, I don't know. This is gonna be tough Like we should probably just try and stay low and they're just like I'm just planning stuff with him and he's also dating lair at the time too. It's just like I don't remember any of this. I don't is that and it's like it's been three years Do you think people don't change? Do you think do you think you're inside vader's head? Do you think you know what his what his goals are as a person you fuck? Doesn't this mean then That's a good reference high five, uh, what about uh in the the same movie So he's okay with pointing out inconsistencies in in like the same movie, right? With a character. I mean no, that would be a detail. Oh, yeah I wonder how many years have to pass for him to be like, yeah now. They could literally be anything they could Like the rank or we see him again 10 years later, and he's just baby Yoda and we're like, uh Three years. He went through a metamorphosis. It makes sense. Yeah, the curious case of benjamin rancor where He he gets smaller and younger as the ages gonna be rank coming Ben Just said self work cringe with no context. Oh my god They felt cringe with a k Not kneeling before an unchanged painting of what once was I've taken a ride on what Have no care for yesterday. I have no care for tomorrow. What was the first half of that statement? We could go back we could go back I got I got the second half. Let's have a look at that first half. He's just a little bit of painting My head's in a cereal bowl, and I'm taking a ride on what it is. You know, I'm not in their head I'm not kneeling before an unchanged painting of what once was I'm taking a ride on what is When I saw luke and tl dude Imagine living your life like this this just No successful person. I think has ever had this mentality and lived with it He's just saying whatever it's so philosophical Whatever happens I accept like that's what he's arguing. Yeah. Yeah, basically I have no standards. No expectations I accept any garbage that's put in front of me and I just Like then why didn't you like to knock the standards? How can you not like anything then? No, the rises go up. It was bad I'm not kneeling before a painting of what once was I'm taking a ride on what is Oh, it's so beautiful Complacency is hot. I'm just picturing some guy at his PC like playing the league of legends I will put this on the background. He's like, what the fuck was that? Imagine Imagine the film marriage story, but both the characters just had this mentality What luke's Hello gritos God take it right on what is just take a ride on what is just don't don't worry about it. It's it's all good Like don't worry about yesterday or fuck. Especially not tomorrow Anything can happen and it's all good no matter what is it's a good message. Take a ride on what is a good message Okay, I instantly loved it as a creative decision It is way more interesting to me than if interesting. Oh my god. He's not actually he's gonna he's making an argument Good rather than for why anything is acceptable If he took his lightsaber and said I am luke skywalker, I will restore the jedi order I don't really like I would rise for the two options, but the rises. Yeah, it's always those Remember that they're like, oh you wanted him to bounce between every at 80 and rip the wall in halves Like yeah, that was That was preferable, but it doesn't have to be that right? What if he tried against faithful odds and just died because he wasn't strong enough? I'd like to see that No, at least he died fighting. No, like it's okay anti-climax doesn't mean a bad thing. Oh, yeah It's played up as like, you know, it's a noble sacrifice moment. Well, he like he knows It knows what's gonna happen What if can you imagine luke skywalker doing like the morally virtuous thing like why is Imagine he turned up and he's like your audacity of the concept Kylo battled me and then he gets hit with a laser sniper through his heart and just flops over onto the floor and we're like, oh It's okay. It was awful. At least he died fighting Is more than he does in tlg as he falls though his arms do like resemble the dabbing sort of Flaps Skywalker doesn't bum me out like the last Jedi seems to have bummed out so many people, you know, it is what it is Yeah, because we're like humans. We're not borderline sociopaths. I'm just like, oh, yeah People just change randomly for no reason and I will accept it. I would site full by the way It is what it is Okay So when people say it is what it is it's like, yeah Like tautologically there it can't be any other way That's like a thing that people say that is unhelpful and is meaningless In every way Yeah To me Most of the creative decisions in the rise of skywalker are so insanely unimaginative and uninteresting Once again, the rise of skywalker made me appreciate the last jedi Even more as a movie That's all he wanted to say. He just said that like the rest of it was just Explains himself the worstest point gets that's the opposite of what an explanation should be If he if he said oh the rise of skywalker made me appreciate And then he's like, okay. Well feelings aren't uh, you know, you're not entitled to feel whatever let him appreciate what is It is what it is Can you even be a decent video essayist if it's only five minutes with no details Dude, the the shorter it is the better according to them. Like I spend, you know, the 30 minutes talking about a Stupid bomber. They'll be like fucking hell. Good. Hello. Greedo. He can explain why Creativity is alive and well the spirit of star wars in five minutes and you're like, right I didn't really follow it like this is all entirely motivated. I imagine this is not true This is just my assumption. He saw the film and he was like, man, I don't like where they took What I did like in tlj. I would make a video about how That's how I feel I'm gonna dress it up a bit because that sounds really bitter Breathes new and inventive life Into what could have easily been a stagnant and predictable sequel I want more of this And less of that. How about we have less of those He lightened an entire fleet Just like I predicted years ago just like we all saw coming Dude, nothing is changing in this franchise Fucking boo All those new force you could do this with uh, I hit everything did this ages ago He was like, you don't want the force to evolve because of force, uh, skype So could I just be like, you don't want the four you don't want anything to evolve. Hello, Greedo You don't want force heal. You don't want force teleport items and objects You don't uh, what else is there force memory ghost thing from being dead to being alive You don't want force super lightning because that's way better than normal lightning Dude, it's been 30 years people change He doesn't necessarily have to be dead anymore So he's changed Every time I see his book I start laughing because it's just it's as long as his videos Just so it's so thin His oh, yeah, he's got a book. I forgot about that Dude, fairly is the title is good for this Oh, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying Thank you Oh, his chapter two is why Star Wars? Because In a book he wrote called supporter q&a I I I choose to read it as why Star Wars I don't know why he's writing stories about uh, we're writing about his past and stuff like It doesn't matter. It doesn't really matter. Don't get hung up on all that shit man. It don't matter Live for the now Greedo. Yeah for the now. Oh, yeah live for the now Right the now it is what it is. Did it? Yeah Yeah, it literally can't it can't be any other way a thing has to be what it is. So that is correct. Yes I don't have to nut it is what it is I don't have to know It do what it be Don't be like it do you put it be Would it do Um, so yeah, that was that video. I don't know what would you guys think good? pretty, I mean three out of seven Like what's that code? Like what's that code the ability to speak does not make you intelligent How dare you what he said what he said was insightful. It allows you to enjoy things beyond the details You're kneeling in front of a painting Like he he said a lot of nothing basically Yeah, in your opinion Don't have standards for like things because things change and that's okay My vision is that he it's a nothing burger somebody made spider jay Oh my goodness All those eyes and he still won't see lord of the rings That's that's such that's so well done Draw like a time into that make it draw me Like a dog so wait, that's not a real picture of jay No, I have more eyes This doubles the amount of eyes you have jay yes I also I also like this image. Oh, it's the eye was hacked alien I was hacked alien. Yeah, it's beautiful Somebody draw me bit as a dog. Yeah, that would be crazy Coronavirus porn folder See that felt like a non sequitur, but I'm saving I'm saving the spider Image and I nearly saved it into the the folder that I saved all the coronavirus porn in I don't know You'd just be going through that Wacking off just hitting the the scroll keys with your left hand By you're just fucking going it and all of a sudden this thing pops up and you bust a fat nut despite you What did mean to bust a thin nut? Oh, like if like if he did it again, and it's like a sniper. It's very precise and at one spot No, it's just not really Yeah, I've seen that one Together we're gonna do this to him one day once we can be honest I like this one. Do you guys do you guys see this trolley It's on a path to kill 1.2 billion people if you pull the lever the trolley stops and nobody dies However, the trolley is delivering materials to build a silo Oh my goodness, I'm so curious. What would he say What people republicans? Yeah, you need to know what the people are I think are they evil? Are they bad? Do they have different political opinions than me in some ways? Are they farmers? Farmers only.com If he goes to hell, it's farmers only.com looks like tywin's got some competition for apex homo I don't know. Uh, some of these, you know, you see them and you're just like, oh, but j j needs this What do I need? Oh So you like allies with the Isle of Man flag at that point or I guess so all right as you love the Isle of Man flag dancing together I think this is when we were talking about the potential for a bench pier to play Batman Oh I think the amount of crime that happens on a Saturday would spike though The mask looks different like I don't get how they've changed it to Well Lit enab And I want to go and I'm tired. I want to go in there and have a lit enab Where they they listen to efap to go to sleep is very adorable. Look at this horrifying monstrosity combination Oh, yeah that He looks so happy I'm gonna get this fucker off my back I guess I have to do this He's threatening to hit it without lightsaber probably. Oh, yeah, his shad is on the shield. I like it Yeah, who would have thought shades work with the gas mask, you know Yeah, and the ears they really compliment the The hat So somebody uh, just wanted to show us like an example of someone wearing the movie bob mitch. I think that's quite quite hot Don't you? Oh my god This is a cursed cursed image. Who would ever buy it? I don't understand This should be on surreal memes like what a what a horrible horrible image Doesn't make sense, honey. That's a terrifying picture. Patrick williams can't be a strong black woman. Apparently not. Yeah He looks pretty doesn't look that strong. That looks pretty like scrawny and narrow Right now I can comment on that. I have experience. I think that jay could beat up patrick williams I don't know that I'd want to beat up patrick williams. No, I wouldn't want to fucking touch him either, but I mean like You could I bet Uh Probably rags in a single beer florida Single beer Oh, I got some I've never uh Like purchased these for home consumption, but the other day I was at cbs and all they had that I even had really liked was this the cans of bud light and that's what I've got right now cans of bud light like i'm a Fucking red neck to generate Rise of sky walkers trash at the highest order star wars florida rise of sky walkers They're both long the same long man Mine is longer I win there's a lot of the same picture memes for for efab memes Then they pour out Remember this guy rags. These are some old memes. I've collected. Oh, yeah, I do remind. I do remember this guy in his fucked up shirt I do yeah And send us the nuclear codes. I don't actually remember relatable human things Yeah, he was on the sargon art stream That was uh an adventure This is this guy is this is kind of this dude's sort of like the perfect example of how not to present yourself Unwashed uncombed hair your face is dirty You're not shaved well. He's completely fucked up his Rady and nasty Like just just if you are gonna use a webcam for anything or just just go out and forget the webcam go out in public Opposite this No, you can't go out in public. What is the context of this next one? I understand decipher it Oh llamas. I love llamas. I don't know the context of this, but llamas are great. There you go I enjoy I enjoy the presence of llamas and their company I thought this was a corona thing because of the mask, but Ray learns to swim ray learns to swim She's an expert sailor for living in that desert planet her whole yeah, exactly I'm guessing this is a directed by ryan johnson sort of thing. Oh, I don't know Go space marine memes Rags training to join the space marines Oh I'm I must be very strong if I can lift quinton He is uh, he is probably a a heavy boy. I do not envy the floor of his bedroom Oh moop never dies They moopa novel. No, he doesn't know of course. He doesn't fuck It just has to support his weight disnoid Disnoid The dis oh does jay don't know about disnoids We found the ultimate disnoid We found a few to be honest with you, but yes. Yes. He was he was a pretty high ranking disnoid There's lots of ranks This was uh, this was a result of Oh, she responds so oddly to what he tells you he's killed I get to I that lip man. She wants to fuck she's into it. Yeah, she wants to bow Yeah, she wants to mm. He's just providing, you know, the translation in case people miss it Human integral Oh man Wow, I can't I can't believe that brown table's sort of a chat here Use the obi one Did you hear the tragedy of derth kelly retran the social media I think we might have shown this one before but it doesn't get doesn't really get tired of the whole In cell In the grimdark future, there's no human The face Jay getting ready for a night on the town Oh my Wow, that's a five head Jay, don't you love it? Wow, that's oh my wow. Oh That is just real enough to be terrifying Harry Potter's transition going well When you cover most of it up, it looks okay Is that what's the thing to the right of the body is like a banana peel I can't tell that's a banana space banana Oh, hey, everyone should watch parasite Parasites good Is this a deeper joke like is the Relevance to who's what character? Um, I guess I'm the dad Right rags and metal of the rich oak So me and me and Jay are siphoning off there, my guess Oh I kill rags at the end apparently Oh wait, I shouldn't have said that actually Ignore that that was totally a joke You don't have some people haven't seen it No, you're confusing you're confusing that with someone else. Yeah, he's right. I've confused it You actually are though There you go 100% People are gonna go into that movie thinking that's a spoiler That they'll be surprised they'll be great something totally different and I'm like, oh wait I was worried over nothing the whole time But yeah Starship the ring one is still up. You can go watch that if you guys didn't even know it existed Some it's it's some have called it funny some have called it The greatest video that ever existed on planet earth and then you got the two towers one Who said that? Return of the king I'll try and get out in the next couple of days But that might be one of those e-fap movies that just keeps going down back up like doom doom is still up now, right? You think it is 69 Yes This is this is one of them one of them weird pictures, you know from the e-fap fandom where I don't want to make of it. It's uh horrifying. Um Yeah, I like this one. It's not even e-fap specific, but I like it I Tell you I'm pretty sure I'm the one who fucking posted that screenshot on twitter So I just like just like how atrocious she looks in that I'm imagining myself acting that out and I can't imagine myself even making that face Especially because you know when she's acting it the lights. She's only holding the hilt. There's not actual blade there So there is There is where she stabs it through him. Oh, yeah, there probably isn't any plastic stuff when she stabs it through it No, she actually stabbed him for that scene. It was it was real dedication and she actually force healed him Wow. Yeah Can she force heal the franchise I like this one His hat Oh good. Oh my Uh Muller is perfectly capable of acting like a decent human being but prefers to act like an arrogant cock most of the time But yeah, I'm also sick of having Muller's bile Constantly regurgitated onto this sub as well clearly not content With presiding over his cult his noxious fumes must spread across I can't imagine his constant on light slap fights with other creators help bad Why does he wear the mask noxious fumes? I mean it all makes sense not me. I love him. Mm-hmm That works sub that is Can't be movie servle joke because they say that you're like they're a big fan of my stuff aren't they? You live rent-free in the collective heads Yeah, there's a new movie that's coming out apparently chat as a main character. They're pretty cool Chat Jay rags Muller chat So this is uh What is Oh, what what does that say autistic claims and weird salad that he like he's killing me brain drain commences That's what it says This is a weird one. This is a weird one Oh, this was a drawing of like Me me as a doom related character because there's one for metal as well Oh my goodness The metal one The long iron man colors This and this is the uh the mortal one Can I go I don't know if that's a visor thing or if that's his tears. It's kind of hard to tell Bit of both probably Brain bobs. I still need to play doom people probably want us to uh give thoughts on that shit, right? I should get around to it People don't care about your thoughts idiot. How arth dareth you jay? Especially after this coming meme of people caring about you being there for lord the rings Oh They approve of the hypothetical universe that didn't happen Yes The coming of mary and pippin Remember that quote Oh Yeah, because throughout our watch um fringy was indeed golem Protos wagons down there. Oh gosh, what am I dealing with here? Hey, your controversial takes gonna fuck people up, you know that right? I love it. I love it. Um like with you privately I've been through like the more reasonable version of why I don't like space balls and then public I'm just like nah, it's boring fucking Because you're a giant troll jay. That's what you are. I'm fairly sure I've not like done the Talks about like the whole Seinfeld isn't funny trope No, I'm naming the trope. I'm not saying Seinfeld isn't funny. I'm going to watch it Four arms Oh Man this these some of these memes should be unlike the the recalls reddit and everything Fucking fake ass alfred over there I don't even know if some of these are actual quotes from us or not anymore It's just too many fax ago. I should have done more memes The big book of big idiot. This is this is a pretty basic meme There's no deep lore here Oh, there's deep lore here Yeah translated by scooby-doobious That's if I die go brando Diego brando Someone print this please I think that's an accurate photo Yes You know this one is relevant to efab mini it's undeniable That poor man he has many addictions Do you ever see the the part of the efab with that happened? Uh any of you? Yeah, I mean, I know you did I hope he was I'm glad he's okay. No, really. I'm fine. It's fine. He's the house fell on me Wait, did that happen? What really? Well, no Well, there's like he had like a shelf fall on him But it sounded very violent at the time. We were just like oh my yeah, we were like holy shit. Are you okay? You're like, yep, I'm fine. I'm fine. Totally fine. The current theory is that disnoids attacked him We haven't really proven that theory wrong yet People found some of my uh my long man books out there. I haven't published many but Oh, wow, they're out there Hey, I've read that like I get points, right? No Well a book about how the pigs become people essentially instead of just all of a sudden they show up and they're people without explanation Huh, how about that? No sense. Why would anyone want to see anything like that Rex? Sounds all of the wrong. Oh look more Lord the Rings weed jokes It's not even loading this. There we go We know you have some of the vegetables here in there Go your three feet This would be a surreal beam I think that's uh, oh man, if you weren't there just think I won't make no fucking sense sci-fi show No Shut up Jay. You wouldn't know I I'm a big fan of surreal. I'm an approved surreal memes poster. So I'll have you know that every sci-fi show Oh, man, it's the movie poster for movie bobs In the kingdom of icing Yeah It's like the fattest so powerful pushing the muscles He bends the very fabric of space and time around his most venerable Oh my I think it's me and rags reimagined as velociraptors and Possibly the other thing Who are we fighting just random soldier guys joker haters and tlj defenders. Damn I just got something There we go. We gotta say a little spectrum here Memeable non memeable long man non long man So the most un the the shortest not memeable person Is mr. G. G. I guess and geeks and gamers and doomcock And We are quite memeable And also longman CJ is a filthy centrist. I was shad not more of a long man Because he does shorter videos too. Lots of long man videos. Yeah Yeah, but I think it's like If you do long man, but then you also have a lot of short man Then that kind of brings you down generally. I think some gamers is pretty memeable Yeah, we don't have to agree with the spectrum, you know, we just you know someone's opinion You know, you don't have to characters can change over time. Jeez. Yeah, I guess doomcock isn't really memeable All right, this image there's a lot to this What the fuck Mary pippin try to smoke up fucking the gondj Smoke up his relatives Spoking my brothers They look so shocked Yeah, like Oh my god, Mary the tree is talking You fucking been there man I like how we're infecting, you know school tests and stuff with random squiggles You should you should have studied harder What is what is that upside down? Is that two out of 21? That's 12 out of 20 Is that a two out of 21? What flip it upside down? But why would it be two out of 20? More like No flip it upside down and it would be two out of 21. It's a fucking joke festival, but it actually does work No, it does Why would that be the only thing that's upside down? That's the joke It was fell zero two out of two one upside down Which is utterly bizarre by the way You're the only one who would You're the only one drunk enough to notice that Well, fine. I'll take the win Is that zero two out of 21? Have you finally seen it? Well, duh Oh duh now, huh? We get it. We get it. It's not a joke. That's why He's like Disappointed in all of you Funny Thank you, jay. I've got the little like, you know, two has like a round a bit and then a sharp a bit The sharp a bit supposed to be on the bottom. It's on the top on these See molar is right chat chats on my side high five chat That's a little molar self aware cringe If I was greeting you on that I'd say you got a two out of Would you say it's good rat or bad rat? Uh bad rat. Oh no. All right. Oh my god. What do we got? What do we got this is what we got? Oh god I'm move the blood glow gabbler lab. I am the blood glow glab glab the swivel Diabetes vibe I am the Schwibbly liver kind. I am the yeast of thoughts in mind. No I am the doughnuts and I am the yeast of thoughts at mind. That's the actual lyrics. That's gross I need yeast to make bread rise. It's full of carbs that I could try And jay, you said that you were the island man's ally. What's this about the schwaastica legs? Yeah, that's four legs, man. I'm not about that No, no, that's three legs two arms. That's that's five legs and two arms What monstrosity That's like this is a movie movie bobbits as uh as as a certain character Why would someone make this? It's so disgusting My name's babu frick. I live outside of the crispy cream dumpster It's called the shades on his glasses Movie bobboo frick instead of going hey, he goes uh republicans have stolen the life Is that rags with my mascot? Gas masks are good for everybody nowadays condeny Hmm Oh god rags is gonna be so upset to see this when he comes back. There's some some confusing shit to read is that That's a window that's a window idiot you can come into a house through a window and there's an open door policy That's actually something for me said lots of chat I thought it was very funny Why does it say fringy it should say freakman soid That's offensive to soy people This this is a reveal that whenever they Sort of thinking about you. It's it's a bit of a duality. You know, that's pretty gay That's racist racist memes. It's cute though Who has a hot take Despite what hokoe is objectively good a taxi driver's bad space balls and blazing saddles are boring Out you go When a bunch of Wakandan's kidnap you and your family and steal their milk in front of you Jay is that like accurate would you say? Oh, he's coughing to death. Jay is this accurate. Would you say? Yes I love that one. I've seen that one Jay successfully made the most exciting addictive energy drink dota bag kind despite his spoken power milk What's the first one? Look when we're cut when a bunch of Wakandan's kidnap you and your family and steal their milk in front of you Pussy slam back Oh, hey, look relevant. How can we destroy that battle station? We can jump to lightspeed and hit the battle station There you go Would have been a would have been an interesting movie, you know Would have been a one in a million shot, but they could have tried it several times with all the x-wings I think this is for watching the videos on youtube. I have taken to saying boo about a lot of videos these days That's like boo. That's like boo like surprising. You don't know that I like oh the couch is great. I like that couch one. That's really cute. It's also a rendition of me Slayer I'm not sure if they're both me and uh, they're just different versions different marks of my helmet if you will if you can call it Oh, shit. I forgot about See, there's so many we've not shown yet. Look at this shit. Look at what shit Oh Look at you. Look at you. Why does it just say dragon? Because it's a reference. It's a reference to another meme Oh, I might have missed that one Yeah, it's He got too much shoulder for his head Look at you as well He's big buff Is that is that like a holy rags there or is that good rat? I thought it was me at first because I am holy and pure. However I think that's good rat That's good rat. Well, I couldn't be good Rags were you good rat all along? I'm guessing the pommel is rags. Actually. I'm the best boy Yeah, let's look she the like Without the the the signature shades. It's uh a little up in the air This is me and literature devil apparently hanging out as you do. Oh, that looks that's great. Look at that. That's very cute I was thinking we should have a shadow efap podcast where we have sitch er and literature devil at the same time Get them shadow people some representation That's not your idea. I've seen the chat and then and then in the description you can link to their profiles Oh, oh, yes, well done. Yeah, thank you. Thank you I don't even know if we've showed this one yet, but I love it Christmas is better than halloween In backwards land it is yes In backwards land we have forwards backwards. It's still better Halloween is better than Christmas. Yes Fuck off Fuck Oh jay agrees with you. That means that i'm right Aha The support of your notion is backfired on you jay longbone. Which one do you vote for halloween? Yes Fuck Don't worry rags What the fuck is happening what wait wait, what it it's obviously christmas is better Yeah, obviously Halloween's so much cooler christmas is like, yeah, that's fine Christmas christmas is too damn cold. You gotta converse with people. You don't like christmas It doesn't matter if christmas is cold you spend it inside you have to trick or treat at halloween Which is colder some people don't some people don't have heat bitch You gotta break some sticks off your pine tree that you keep in your living room and make fire with it Man, i'm not keeping myself warm You're you're bad. You've got you're bad. You're you're a terrible person so you get cold in your stocking burn that Nana has prepared for this He's like you may be evil, but you're not going cold. Okay, not under my watch No one goes cold on christmas to the poor people. How come Santa always brings How percent always brings shitty presents to the poor kids He's an asshole that's why What a jerk Like ho ho ho i got you uh, that's him laughing at them as they open And backwards he's saying ho ho ho Santa isn't a communist. He doesn't believe in the redistribution. Oh, yeah, this one this one got made as well I don't understand how this happened. It's mr. Medica kicking j That's pearl. No the medica hat But that's also pearl. Okay combo of medica and pearl kick fun to me Because it's a good drawing. Yeah, but like how did it happen? What? I don't know. I mean that's just far away because Medica does the the weatherman streams now, right? Yep, and he's and the pay up susan thing because he's got demonetized. Um, so that's And it's his hat. So it's definitely medica. Why is he kicking you? What I don't understand I we've we've never had any Far as i'm aware. Maybe we have one. I didn't notice Jay getting kicked like oh no, he's losing his milk Does anyone know what this is? Dude, that rhino does not look happy. It's like another day another j He has I mean jay's just trying to take him to the vet to fix scoliosis The part the fact that it's pearl as well I don't know These are two. Sorry. I'm just I'm moving on because I hate you. Um Yeah, what are you waiting for? I don't know about the laureate e fat pot too. I guess It will happen that is slated to happen next week. Uh, but you know that these things work. We're hoping to have it happen And then this one which is awesome um The reference to the fellowship of the So much is attacking me Gettles doing in the majority of the films Spinning around doesn't no worry fighting people who aren't there Oh Which leads us into Coronavirus no, he's not no he he goes past elderly. He's like 7 000 years old or whatever That's that's above 60. Yeah, but it's also past like the cap of like however long humans have ever lived It's like 200 I think So once once you pass that you become immune again I figured you knew this j being a corona expert where you get older still and you yeah It like flips back again. It's like 200 200 sort of thing. I mean how old so like so like every 200 is it's off and on So anyway, we got another video to cover is everybody still alive Excellent because you know, we've only really done the first quarter of a stream, right? You all agree with that. Good. Good You spoke the same time I don't understand It's actually what Yeah, we listened to great music. What it's e-fap. I was just praising you Yeah, we listen to rebecca blacks friday on the regular because my god creatives deserve to not be hamstrung By previous conventions of what makes good stuff Okay So anyway, this one this one's called in defense of rise of skywalker Oh, no in the thumbnail is called that and it's called why I loved rise of skywalker a response to everybody Everybody that includes me rags j And the other two You guys are like yin and yang No, not you you're the doggo I'm black on the inside Wait, there's light doesn't penetrate. Oh god. It opens up straight away with a tweet That's yeah, that's not what penetrates me The force awakens was about reigniting nostalgia and inviting new fans to old myths The last jedi was about how nostalgia is a trap But if you can let go let it go you can build from its memories new myths rise of skywalker is about two hours Oh, damn that insult right at the end there rise of skywalker is about two hours long That's funny. That's funny. I mean, I'm okay with it But you can you can draw tisms out of rise of skywalker if you wanted to I mean if you could draw tisms out of the last jedi you can draw tisms out of anything I mean the last jedi gave a guide to its own tisms of the movie Failure that bit. It's like shut up Yoda. You don't know. You don't know shit The best teacher failure is No, I burned your house down Devoted them to memory you did yes All right, but yeah, I mean this would be pretty upsetting to read as someone who really likes the rise of skywalker You ready to find out why I am Also, that was fred coppersmith who said that very very trusted source Oh god When people talk about star wars they talk about their childhoods their best memories the people they loved and shared it with The rise of skywalker brings back all of those feelings and then some I absolutely love it and now I feel oh, so this is a positive one. All right Good for you Oh The only thing stars fans hate more than people This is a weird variation of it. The only thing star wars fans have investment in things Yeah, but the way they phrase this the only thing stars fans hate more than people who hate star wars is star wars. It's like What I mean a thousand people retweeted that and they're like, yeah, I agree. Well, it's like it's stupid meme Nobody hates star wars more than the stars Funny Thanks, demmy. I did do yigbi. That's racist probably emotions about the thing people care about thing well I mean, that's one of your people's words, isn't it? Yes uh, yeah, what about electromon? Electro-mon Is that a pokemon? It's an electro-limin Electro-mon I prefer electoral-mon It's like a robotic creature that uses electricity Excuse me waiter. I will have of see I'll have some of the orangelo is like sure. That's orange jello I mean It's a it's a fair mistake. All right. I'll also have some lemon lemon jello. It's like that's lemon jello, sir Go electro-limon Electro-limon I like the idea that if anyone is like curious to see the response to this video, that's what they scan to they're like I feel like they'll be drogues if I like troll-limon But yeah, I was just I wanted to point out obviously the the people I I think the statement is wrong The most the most people I find that hate star was the people who've never seen it before and don't care about it You know, they're the ones that really hate it because yeah, the people with no investment in it whatsoever are the ones who really have emotional ties to it You just hear them all the time. They'll soapbox like a fucking hate star was I don't know what it is But Jesus, it's terrible hate it I mean like yeah, well yesterday my parents and my siblings all died in a horrific plane crash But there are starving children in Africa somewhere and that's just man that Uh, that just gets me thinking about that Ah remember when it was okay to like different things So jay calm down you fly off the handle so much you need to chill the fuck out Okay, he's just expressing that once upon a time he used to be able to not like and like stuff and nowadays No, you get people making extreme responses where they're like your emotions are evil Imagine all of the nickleback fans who watch these videos the sinister music And you're allowed to like and just Oh, you know, you're this needed which again is it is it the do get delve is that I didn't want to make this video This is not You know, and then he needs a dog just to be on his lap while he has a vlog Okay, yes Dogs improve vlogs. This is a lore of youtube So entitled that you think you can like and dislike different things Jay tell him his emotions are wrong Do it a day What if I told you you could you you you are allowed to like and dislike whatever for any reason Well, didn't I thought we established like not any reason doesn't mean it isn't stupid We established it ages ago. John Adams. They like wrote it into law. You can like the last Jedi We were very specific about this part of the constitution. You can't allow to make fun of video games or as Moller would say the constituent He has to teach him Were there any more rules added to that list? Uh, I think it's just the two right you're allowed to like uh, like amendments Oh amendments to the third rule should be extra electrolamon. That's not a rule Doesn't make sense Our list as it stands makes a lot of sense Jay. You can't just take the sense away Rule one You're allowed to like the last Jedi rule two. You may not make fun of video games rule three electrolamon I think it has a nice ring to it. All right Anyway, I I do feel for this guy. I've found that if you like or dislike stuff There are people who just don't let you they like they do that spell casting thing where you wake up and that emotion's gone You know whenever I whenever I hear people say stuff like this I just don't fucking get have any sympathy for you because we're the ones who get called Nazis and misogynists because we didn't like the fucking ryan johnson movie You're the one who's saying his opinions are wrong. So, you know You're the big guy. You're the electrolamon. It's true. He has that opinion that opinion can be stupid though Well, let's see. Let's see how it goes. Shall we Remember when movies were something to bond over instead of something to fight over Remember when movies was something to bond over Why does he show episode four obi-wan talking to luke then it cuts to the jedi temple And then it is now we're back here on tatsui with obi-wan talking to luke It's relevant to the point that we used to bond over movies We used to bond over the jedi council up there in that tower Talking about the droid attack on the wukis. I'm gonna I'm gonna do an emoji version of a crying face See that that's that's that's talent right there using the keyboard to simulate tears instead of coming up with a full on like You know emoji of tears That's what we had to do back in the day when we didn't have emojis Just saying guys just saying sure back There's never been a moment in cinematic history where debates and dialogue over certain pieces of cinema weren't being held But at least they felt genuine I wonder how old this person is Just out of like to get their perspective on how long they've been around I'm just curious as long as I've been on the internet like this shit has always gone in Maybe you just haven't delved into it until the star wars stuff, but Man like where have you been? I just wonder if I could make a reverse video where I'm like people used to be genuine when they said they they uh Loved and hated stuff and discussed it nowadays. No one's allowed to discuss anything Everyone has to just accept that everybody's positions of what they are Play some sinister music, you know Civil and controlled nowadays you could take what does it mean to have a controlled conversation, by the way Is there like a third party? It's like hey, no swearing It's a conversation you have in china Oh Not right now Now weren't being held but at least they felt genuine civil and controlled nowadays You could take the first twitter thread of an even semi-polarizing film and compare to a 2009 call of duty lobby You'd probably find more similarities than differences. Oh, so this goes back all the way Yeah, I was gonna say doesn't that mean so you just destroyed your own argument. Good job, buddy This is what this is what reading well that's different because the 2009 called lobby was filled with non-humans those those I think I think the orphans They were famously filled with children. Oh my god because twitter that's that's bereft of children adults only You know what it wouldn't make a fucking difference twitter would still be just as cancerous if there was no children on there anyway It's tragic especially from my perspective as a filmmaker and someone who enjoys watching movies It saddens me to see that almost 100 percent of the humanity of the dialogue about the film Especially in regards to the people in the production of the film is simply cast out So um, there are still plenty of directors and writers working today that Engage with the criticism and feel that it is very productive. So, you know what he means when's like Someone when he says that like people have lost their humanity. It's been cast out What he means is once someone called me a retard on twitter Someone called me a disnoy I can't take it I snuggled up with my buzz light here pillow You don't have to keep talking to people if they're like an asshole. You can just go and find someone else to talk to How can you know myself they are preventing me from experiencing my emotions jay They've always been assholes. No Like he said, these are people who didn't learn how to control their emotions as children like they should have been doing And so here they are in adult unable to do that. And this is what we get I mean, I feel like we're already a minute in but the word is melodrama, right? Like that's just like wow You need to chill bud I think sometimes we get so caught up in what the art means to us that we forget the people involved I think it is you Oh god, I'm killing Obi-Wan and he's struck by we've been cast out The piano music in the background I've been struck down by twitter trolls Who could have known that twitter was such a toxic shithole Oh the ui the ui fucked me up Oh I think we get so caught up in what art means to us that we forget the people involved such a like oh no And on heart The tragedy You can't say anything bad about the film because it might hurt people's feelings. It's what I'm saying I think you know when patrick willams put out that uh, fuck you jj I think this guy would have been like Patrick it's a children's movie about space art creator Do you love how that quote will haunt him until he fucking leaves? I fucking love it. I fucking love it It's such a now, you know how we feel you fuck Oh But jj ever's actually did wrong. You're like I think sometimes what he actually said he meant by it because you can't straw man him even though it's actually what he said And what he's He's not even even with the best faith interpretation. He's clarified it You can't claim that he believes that because he doesn't well. He says he doesn't At the very least he's updated what he believes This can be viewed as a blessing and a curse for one Why did you cut to luke using the force when you said a curse a curse being stuck in a swamp with a creepy Is Objects with his mind, what do you think he'll do to you? Of all the visuals you could have chosen Us that we forget the people involved This can be viewed as a blessing and a curse for one It lets you know that the art is doing its job The filmmakers have succeeded in establishing a relevant emotional connection to and between the story Connection Meanwhile his or his head is disconnected Oh wait, this is star wars defined Oh, this is star wars defined Oh gosh, we're tackling a star wars defined Oh, the stream has come full circle. Yeah, I completely fucking forgot That's what this because it's at the end of the fucking. Yeah, but we're we did it that was all intended 100% Also, there's not even a lot to commentate on this. I'm just reveling in the again ballad drama It's just mushy gushy drama while Film is personal To me after it in this playlist Oh, no job The filmmakers have succeeded in establishing a relevant emotional connection to and between the story and the characters portrayed on screen Who have a significant impact on us as viewers to the point that we care about the things that happen Man, why would we have investment in any character ever if only there was something that we could use to find out why It has been true for all of time that people craze why bother making that edit I don't know. This is all very strange. It was like a second long edit that fades in and out Like why bother do you challenge that proposition j Well not for all of time Was he there That's why you were gonna go with Hey, bud. The first like people we evolved from even they were like, hey, do you want to do you want to hear a story? Whatever for that The they were like boogie boogie would tap a wacker during the did the singularity claim claim crave story. Yes Sorry, my brain is melting. Yes Because I guess this guy thinks that because he said relevant emotional Connection or whatever. So when I'm watching Uh when I'm watching uh, what's her name? Uh rose tico uh sexually assault fin by kissing him without his consent As the laser blows up the rebels behind them and I'm laughing my ass off because of how terrible it shot Like that means that seems bad, right because it wasn't a relevant emotional No, I'm sure that's what ryan johnson was going for 100 percent all right So the people within are sometimes fictional and the narrative is also fictional because it is people who write and film and Direct and produce these stories. The characters are fundamentally human each person Yeah, the characters are fundamentally human because people make the characters and the Hey, man, he's a person too. No, what about c3po make the fictional character. They're human So there's some they're they're they're in human the characters Yeah, like the fact that a human is writing them means they are human people They're like they're human um Okay, that's a really strange Um Bit of leeway is giving I'm more curious to get to ride the skywalker, honestly Weird's narrative construct is the result of each creative individual's personal life Experiences loves losses hopes remind me about high stop films video. Yes Yeah It's just also feelsy wheelsy artsy fartsy Drama all along. You know He's just he's explaining how he feels Oh, wait, what is this also talking about characters back stories? I'm aware I may get some comments asking why I didn't start talking explicitly about tross until eight minutes The reason why oh god. It's only a 15 minute video The reason why is I felt necessary to preface my feelings about tross with my feelings about the previous films to establish relevant context Okay Yeah, I mean So far he's established that there's people behind these projects and that we should maybe not be as much of a dick to them I think I I think it's it. I think it's weird that the film Requires you to spend more than half of your video trying to set up a relevant and necessary context Yeah, I understand that I understand like when you need to like For videos that I've done longer than the actual movie Yeah, so there's like a bit of like my steven universe video for example I had to set up like the actual things that the um that the episode I was talking about destroyed and that took About as long as talking about how the but you're talking about episodes You're talking about like scenes and data and information in context. This is just like this is priming people emotionally to accept the things you'll still have diners So you're like what you did is different and it depends what it depends what he's I I mean the video is already bad I bet half a bag of blue buffalo that this dude is trying to prime you emotionally So that you will accept with less questioning the things that he is going to say about the actual film We already know he's going to be appealing heavily to the emotional journeys It's gonna be Whether or not it makes any sense, but I'm okay with that. Let's just see. Let's see how it goes This is a beautiful thing. It's part of what makes art. What are these cuts? This editing is painful Through its fundamental expression art is an extension of the human spirit within art is the extension of the human spirit Is he cutting every time he says a new word? It's a silhouette. It's a syllable. Is that what he's doing? No, it's not a syllable. I swear Roll the bag every time he says a word within the confines of this pre-existent storyline for the film This is a beautiful thing. It's part of what makes oh, we're like every three It's like every three or four words. It's definitely on the gap between words that he can't very erratic And there doesn't seem to be a lot of relevance between the curves here. The resolution is also changing regularly Yeah, but Like look how blotchy Ray's looking color Art art by definition and through its fundamental expression art is an extension of the human spirit within us We have the by by definition. Let's let's art. What's the definition of art? Art is the shittiest definition because it's like fucking anything Um art is a diverse range of human activities in creating visual auditory or performing artifact Okay, so that means that if an elephant puts a paintbrush onto a canvas and draws It's not art because it's not a diverse range of human activities. It's so fucking bigoted wikipedia Sapien it's so it's so fucking. Well, no, what if you program a robot to do it? That's sapien That was either your intention. It was either your intention It's like smart enough to figure out art for itself. By the way a sapient made the art Yeah, like if you if you like If you program if you like draw something digitally and then you print it the printer didn't make the art What about a sunrise? Why are you trying to take that away from the printer? What about a sunrise like fucking hate printers? What about a fucking sunrise jay is a sunrise not an art? No, no, I no, I think jay's right. Sunrise is three arts For instance, uh, the grand canyon is not art, but a photograph of the grand canyon Hey rags, what if it turned out we find out a time traveler comes over to us And he's like I actually went really far back and chiseled out the grand canyon myself personally Because I thought it would be really cool as a piece of like an art project. Would you say then? Well, and I say I why would say I don't believe you I And look if this person if he told me that and I said I don't believe him And he was like shocked that I didn't believe this insane claim of his not only of the time travel But of the canyon chiseling Then I would be that he's a fucking retard for thinking I'm gonna take him at his word I would be like did you like a hand chisel thing or like a machine? He's like no by hand. I'm like wow What if he was like no it wasn't time travel. I'm just really old I'm waking on it for a really long time as soon as people started walking around. I was like, oh Shit, no, no, he's just gonna chisel that and he's still going usually like no, I'm done Desire to finish just to change to tell our perception of what the world means and how it can be influenced by story The end goal of say the fuck the piano music This is what I mean. I'm I'm almost I'm almost tapped out you on I know I I'm kind of just thinking about just anything else. Yeah, like I'm just waiting for him to make some points I know this is a feels trap and he's trying to get his caught into it before he talks about the film Go back to the evil people who don't let you have feelings do it Then hit on the albinist music. It's like We're like, oh no Of any artist is to influence feelings ask legitimately any film director screenwriter or cinematographer And I doubt a single one would tell you that at the core of what they were doing. It is for money He said I doubt any of the cinematographers do it for money It's like there's probably a whole bunch of them that are doing it for that Yeah, he said no one would tell you that they were doing it for money. Which surely they would be people who'd say that Maybe actually, yeah To get into and then despite virtually the sheer passion of the person who wants to make it in the business that they do Each film no matter how poorly executed contains a part of the person who made it. Uh, what do you mean poorly executed then? You know what? I was gonna say the same thing about Auschwitz There's a little bit of the german spirit The fact that he just said about how poorly executed is like wait So there is a conversation to be had about how bad the thing is whether or not, you know Yeah, by saying by saying poorly executed, uh, you've already fallen into our our trap ha ha ha Keep speaking, tangle yourself further in our web of objective. Maybe it depends on where he's going with this So when critiquing this medium of art, I think we need to be more cautious in the way in which we talk about it Okay, this brings me to something that's been on my mind since the last jedi I want to preface this by admitting something that may come as a surprise I like the last jedi What a surprise I'm shocked. It's like I can't imagine. It's like an AA meeting though. It's like I like the last my name is john I like the last John no, I can't imagine that that a video that supposedly has eight minutes of fieldsy wheelsy mum jumbo artsy fartsy stuff is a guy who likes the last jedi I couldn't have imagined as soon as he said I'm not allowed to have my feelings anymore. I'm like this girl likes the last jedi I'm like, you know when you when you meet somebody you're like, oh this guy It was that but for this guy likes the last jedi I'm picturing like he stands up and says that and they're all like, oh no in the in the meeting Then someone guys who's like I like tros and they're all like, oh And these videos are ruining the piano for me. Yeah, leave the piano alone. What do you do? Yeah, I wanted fucking friend shuberd ever do to you. I also like the rise of skywalker Oh, no a lot the reason I believe this is important to mention is because the vast majority of discussions Revolving the rise of skywalker are predicate revolving the rise of scot. Are you involving? Revolving around is what we wanted to say, right? Yeah, he didn't have the around. I don't think see I also like the rise of skywalker A lot the reason I believe this is important to mention is because the vast majority of discussions revolving the rise of skywalker Oh, yeah revolving. Yeah, you just said revolving. I also I do want to say in The spirit of you have the right to like the last jedi What john adams was saying is you do have the right to like the rise of skywalker too I think that was involved in that statement. Yes This principle was very very clear like I know there's a lot of interpretation about like amendments and everything And I just I think that that was what john adams was trying to say. That's my that's what I think I think what he meant is that if you can like the last jedi then you You can like anything. I think the I think the fact that he specifically didn't mention the rise of skywalker as a statement on its own Well See, that's your interpretation john adams did not mention a lot of films. He mentioned that before the rise of skywalker came out That's true. That's very true Fuck and jay, he didn't mention anything about spaceballs being boring did he so Yeah, he just said you said you're not allowed to like spaceball. Yeah, jay. How come fucking unconstitutional? How come you hate america? Because it's shit. This is the difference between the left and the right these days interpreting statements Like you're allowed to like the last Jedi somehow means spaceballs is boring. I don't I don't see how those are connected Yeah, they didn't say black women could vote either, but here we are here. We are The last Jedi is more entertaining than spaceballs. Oh my god Chat have your way with them I disavow somebody needs to hit you upside your five Sad onion noises There's more mental stimulation for me in the last Jedi at it Like at least it's funny Yeah, we've got lots of kick jay just pouring in Like at least at least with the last Jedi, I feel like this is a mess that it's funny So you be at the AA meeting as well. You're like, I don't really like it, but it's mentally engaging It's okay, buddy. You have a sit down It's like watching a like a house burn down You know, that's uh, that shows your sociopathy jay He's like hearing screaming and he's like this is pretty entertaining, I guess Dedicated on the dissonance between fans of the last Jedi and people who like the rise of skywalker This leads most statements to be biased in one way or the other instead of taking a well. Howdy duty We don't like either of them Okay Stand alone look when granting that both films had cinematic value to offer Instead of pitting the two films against each other I think it would be more valuable to look at them in congruence with each other But they pit themselves against each other These films are like the two little rock and soccer robots constantly I would rather say they're bitch slapping Throw the lightsaber, but no hold the lightsaber. It's respectful No It was she saved the fleet. No. It was one in a million. No If ryan johnson makes episode 10 He's totally gonna be like I want to see that. He's gonna be like, yeah, ray woke up and it was all a dream Well, you'll be like fin made the mistake of thinking it was one in a million, but it's not Actually, it's actually one in one. It's actually very straightforward. He's just an idiot. Yeah It's a million. It's a million in one. It has a million Million effectiveness. You have to do it a million times to fuck it up and even then you can't because you just Drive it to the other ship Really really overt scene for the dialogue. He just undoes all of the truss shit Ghost luke shows up with the lightsaber just drops it onto the floor. He's like it's okay to do this. Okay It's okay Don't mean anything And extrapolate the meaning of the parallels and differences that way Okay Wait, I I didn't have time to read that Oh, so this is the intro right sorry Oh, wow Star wars holds a special place in our hearts before we get into the analysis of the sagas finale I want to take a short second to say thank you to all of those that you were subscribed You're welcome. It means so no problem. We truly do appreciate and love every 700 nights. Oh my god an intellectual approach to film Oh Wow, I lead the intellectual gaming community Total did this Fucking painting the bottom of his desk and come while he typed that out. Oh my god. Damn it. I'm so smart Intellectual Oh It's a lack of soul Oh, no, there's not a good look. Oh no, it's still there by the way. That's still there now It's a lack of soul Oh, no, okay. All right. Okay. I think this video is fun already Electrolamon this just they just need to have a baby. Oh my god. Oh my god He has a video called the unseen beauty of amazing spider-man 2 And the female says it's actually really good The unseen beauty Oh my goodness, I am defending disney's the themes of disney star wars until a cutal man. That's Until a cutal Oh my goodness Tipping are you on my dude? Oh my goodness my throat hurts captain marvel capturing humanity of video essay Capturing humanity Oh The scrolls Oh my god When I checked the spelling of intellectual I was like I thought it would be like a funny little meme if he spelled it wrong, but then I was like Wait a second that's wait intellect cute Oh, it was it this is this you can't make this up. It was bad enough that it exists Correctly right because you don't you don't refer to yourself as the intellectual approach I think I pretty much have that in my about page as a meme like It's the I'm I'm I'm fresh on rotten tomatoes is the other thing it says like Well, he hasn't he hasn't analysis of interstellar You mean an analysis? I mean he probably he probably proves that the film is very good Uh, it's see so this is what mine says. All right. Let me just post you guys. I actually have Intellectual in there. I got to change that to an interlocutal now. Oh, yeah Customized channel. Sorry guys, you're gonna have to wait a sec. I need to do this. It's important I've got I've got something uh I've got something in the meantime. Look at this thumbnail Film connoisseur into the cutal How almost killed the film industry It's fun. I was communism. Oh I'm curious what you'd have to say about that analytical list and of the Intercalicule He has an original short film He does This guy is just high top films, but less Less known I mean high top high tops never referred to himself as the interlocutal approach to film at least No, but like I see I Like it's the kind of thing he'd do Maybe maybe yeah Get all high top, but I mean this guy's on his way there. He could he can look at his icon. It's a It's a film projector The letter t the little I don't know what it's called that thing that you slap and say action or cut. What is that called? Help me out chat. I don't actually know what that's called. I feel like glib would know that's what that's called Uh, what what do you call the snappy close thingy? in the director Cut It is called a slate or a clapperboard I got that got it Yeah, I I feel like that's reasonable enough to have got it. Yeah, yeah, it's a clapperboard. So Yeah, um So he's got a film projector thingy the letter t a clapperboard and of course a big fucking brain Dude, this is so funny like I want to tell friends about oh I've said this. Oh, I have this saved on my computer. Why the Mandalorian is genius That was him. I didn't know the vitical why the Mandalorian was Well, so fucking genius he forgets. He has a fucking spaceship How dare you also, um, he thinks that a quiet place is bad Well, that's he's not wrong I just You got a brain for your icon you refer to yourself as an intellectual approach and you misspell it This would be you know when veering very close people be like, you sure this is a parody and it's like pretty sure No one nobody who calls themselves even spelling aside an intellectual approach to film Is self-aware zero percent of them are Unless they're doing it ironic. Well, it's the thing. I was gonna say it was in my about page like But it was there was only one person who ever took it seriously with the I braided fresh on rotten tomatoes part Oh, yeah, that's he is about Into the videos every Saturday Okay Analyzer you don't have to overanalyzer videos of five to Yeah, five to 15 minutes So that's an okay amount of analysis Like wait, wait, wait, Jay. What's his oldest video? What was the release date? Uh December 24th 2018 So can we reasonably assume that it's been spelt into the cutal for uh, I don't know We can't really know. I don't know how long it's been. Yeah, I just want to assume it's been there for two years And nobody in his chat nobody told him Do you think do you think they'll be upset at us like you've ruined it Just because he can't spell intellectual doesn't mean he isn't one Exactly Okay, are we are we good to carry on now? With the intellect Cutal approach is a fun game. You could play at home. Think of a think of an uh adjective that describes you that you can't spell Oh my god one of all the fucking wisdom is spell dude like Intellectual is like the worst. Yeah the most ironic Uh, anyway, let's uh, let's kick on And if you aren't subscribed, I ask you to consider joining us Something I found interesting into like it until I like it's a la cutal not like into la cutal Sounds is that JJ scientific himself has come out and admitted to the public that there was no bad blood between him and Yes, because he's gonna publicly admit this bad blood between two people who are currently working with Lucasfilm. That's something people do Yeah As to whether these statements are 100 true or not is up for debate But I think the principle underlying this presupposition is that JJ and Ryan are both fantastic filmmakers How did you conclude that from the statement that there's no bad blood like Yeah, they like they're like they probably get along. They're both fantastic Like I don't know. I don't I don't think either of them are fantastic I think I think I don't want to devalue the word fantastic. Like my puns are fantastic JJ Abrams Is not fantastic director. I feel like What right we've we've just agreed about stuff in the past right? No There's no bad blood between us. We're both we're both amazing now Yeah I mean it makes sense You're both there. Yeah, we're both. We're both. I would say the fact that there's you've announced There's no bad blood between you two means you're very pretty much the greatest youtubers. Is that not I'm filmmakers Not just you shippers. Yeah, because technically yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I agree and yeah intellectuals as well Yes into the cutal j So once someone said what if it's an inside joke? It's like, oh man Yeah, we are on the outside Yeah, we are not on the inside of that whatever places other than efab don't have inside joke Nobody has an inside joke except it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We've already gotten our last we've already won Take those away. I had them and I enjoyed them. We'll know if he changes it. Let's put it that way I would enjoy both of their work check every month. There's no fucking way people are gonna call it about that now I've already seen I've already seen three be nice to him people. Yeah, very nice Someone I saw someone in the comments. Damn. You're so fucking stupid. Like don't do that Yeah, don't it's it's an honest mistake. It's just health areas one. Okay someone said JJ directed mission possible fallout. It's like a lot was Christopher McCrory. No, he didn't direct that He I think he directed the third one. Yeah Yes, the third one is his and uh, they consider that the revival of the mission impossible series because after two it sort of went away for a while JJ revived series is except ones that he kills They both understand the value of the art of film and respect the humanity behind the canvas of the screen I respect the humanity behind the canvas of the screen Yes, respect the humanity of the dog find it very hard to believe that they were purposely Uh, what did you say they respect the humanity? Behind the canvas of the screen the painting of the past i'm riding the future They respect the humanity behind the canvas of the screen Yes, oh boy Yes Take this beloved franchise and let personal vendettas about story choices end up destroying the childhood of millions I don't care about people's childhood. It's never about the child. I don't fucking care I just I do not fucking care about your childhood. Well, I this It's like why do you think people would even say it anyway? It's like probably because you ruined the past movie and then you have that whole argument You're still making that video right jay about is it possible to ruin older stuff? I will make it probably eventually Because that's a different hello grito video. He concludes it's not possible to destroy old stuff I mean it doesn't destroy the memories, but now when I think about those memories I know the tainted bite the fucking cold hard facts of the present I would say It's the process of almost personal canon right if you you can ignore the sequels when you watch the ot Or you can accept that you actually enjoyed parts of the sequels and you're trying to take it all as a big story And so you're like, oh man emperor falling down that hole He's gonna flow away to a body backup body on some planet. Yeah, I can't believe that Yeah, I can't believe that our heroes made the galaxy a far worse place There are like several quotes by the way of george lucas saying that uh adikin did kill the emperor like in several different interviews It's just like rip No, he didn't Well, yeah, it like it wasn't no one even asked him. Are you sure? Like because we're like, yeah, he exploded twice after he fell down the electro chasm and blew up and got vaporized Like there was no question. Of course. He's dead. If that's not dead. What is well? No, I'll tell you what's dead It's when you get vaporized by ray With two light sabers two light sabers. Yeah, not just the one Yeah, I guess so one and you go ugly to vaporized It's a step process. It's a natural thing. Makes sense. So if you're ugly does that mean you're silent? Obviously except for saying power I'm limited Ewi An anomaly though, and I'm not gonna lie to you and say that I enjoyed every bit of it But I'm also not going to tell you that people aren't being pathetic little twitter weasels and turning a good story into a bad wine fat We didn't We just took a turn Oh, okay. There seems to be this misunderstanding that we turned it. Yeah, we didn't turn it bad weasels are turning All into a wine fest. Okay. Yeah, that was we didn't you know I was that there was a guy showing you his collection of like dolls or something And then there's just this one with a knife in it and blood all over it. You're like, oh I think what he needs to understand is that we're not insulting the story. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I have a clip Huh? I have a clip. I'd like to play. What did you do? What just happened? I have a clip I'd like to play. If you just re-elect different things. Remember when movies- Jay, did you just fuck up? No, I played the clip on purpose of him saying remember- He's yeah, Jay's making a point that he's kind of contradicting this opening Yeah, um, hang on. But what you failed to understand Jay is that he's talking about people who ruin stories My point on the twitter. No that that that like moment for me is like, oh, okay Dude It's all subjective cause you can't use that anymore We spoke of this in old eFap lore the idea that someone would like riser skywalker so much that they hate last jedi people You know like oh, yeah, we were like, oh imagine all the possibilities We were picturing like, you know people who love the last jedi and hate riser skywalker And then I think we said what about the reverse Like this this guy is pissed at last jedi fans ripping into tros not even people like us We're just we're just people who hate everything right? Oh, I'm sure he I'm sure he hates us by you know, he hates us too Probably yeah, but unspoken like of course he hates us. Oh, yeah Well, it of course it's low quality. I mean it's look at the film it's from You try to say tfa is bad. What the fuck it was safe kind of am But it was safe. Also. I feel like the story was actually good. No amount of whining could make it bad No, that's how it works the more people whine the more bad it is I digress after seeing each of the new star wars films at least four times Piano is still going with star wars music in the background. You hear oh, he's got the strings accompanying But it's I'm not crazy right the star wars music add to piano into a bad wine fest I digress after seeing each of the new star wars film. Yeah, that's not working. Stop it. Yeah, they're they're not quite matching up That's not very into like you At least four times. I finally found what I believe is the missing piece to this. Oh Jesus. Did you just say you watched it four times? Each of them. He's saying he watched each of them at least four times. Oh, no That's more than I hate everything Oh my god Hold up. We don't even know if we maybe this guy was bored. Oh shit. Okay. Sorry. Let's let it play if he was bored or not perspective Perspective. Oh my god Uh the wits on the screen guys the wits on the screen An impact that's impact right there. Oh, I get it impact get it Because it's impactful the wine fest I digress after seeing each of the new star wars films at least four times I finally found what I believe also if you're gonna just this is just a tip for all you cool cats out there um If you're making a video and you're trying to Get people really you're really trying to tug on the heart strings and be a manipulative sack of shit Then and you've got the piano music playing and the star wars strings softly in the back And you're trying to make like funny memes and text On the visual part. I kind of clash a bit. Also, you're talking over all of this stuff Is it maybe maybe chillax? Um, yeah Dude, he's upset Okay, like people have been shitting on the movie that means a lot to him personally So he's upset let him be upset Your feelings that just seems like a failing on his part. Well, no, he he's okay People like you though the ones who like ruin movies By ripping into them. It's fun. No, you're the you're you're bad. He's good though He's let him have your feelings He he can't handle my feelings to this puzzle Perspective that perspective. All right. Let me set the stage for a second. All right You're four you're five minutes in what do you mean? Let you set the stage Remember it's eight minutes a third of the way done eight minutes is once the stage is set. Okay. We've been doing opening the front doors Yeah, Jesus christ. You can't get the stage in the room if you haven't got the doors open first. Jesus Hey, where are all the 8080s and stuff? We're all familiar with the hero's journey dobo baggins had it harry potter had it luke skywalker You're ruining all of these amazing stories that harry potter had a journey. Oh my god. Look at that graphic Oh This story is trying to tell ray's heroes. I can read it. J.J. Abrams starts us off very simply and beautifully A good story doesn't have to start out complex What are you talking about? He's like ray's great. He raised a great hero's journey Because she starts out he but like he's preempting the argument that no ray sucks because she's simplistic It's like who even says this it's not that like she's simply too good to be true Yeah, but he's like not all stories have to be complex. It's like better than everybody around her and basically every way Ray's is simple. It's elegant and it works. Can you tell us don't tell us why you assert it but explain it Yeah, I mean we can't do anything with that one. The mystery of her past is established Maybe his point is based on this assumption and it's not what the video is Okay If he if this isn't the point i'll let it slide I guess. Yeah, I'm sure but I have to start No, I don't know what to go on. Yeah without complex. Ray's is simple. It's elegant and it works elegant He thinks it's elegant. He thinks it's elegant That's insane the mystery of her past is established disaster strikes and she goes on her mission We know from the start that this is Ray's story her mentor is Han Solo No No, if anything she is his mentor Yeah, she teaches him how to fix this falcon. Do you remember the part where he's like Something's wrong that she points to a thing it goes compressor. I passed a compressor because i'm so fucking better than you at everything The only thing she learns from him. Well, she doesn't let he gives her a gun I don't know. Yeah He would have just forced her way into any solution that she needed and you know, it's funny This is like a double flaw So at first you might be like There's no reason why she would see him as a father figure because he doesn't do anything for her in any significant way in the short time They're together and someone might and someone might be like You can't just say that that's what's going on between them. They're just you know The acquaintances who who can bond over you know the circumstances You don't you don't just say that and it's like no it's explicit Kylo literally reads their mind and says you think that he's like your father I hate that She has some daddy ass issues. That's kind of what I mean about um It's like a universal Confirmation it's it's even worse than ray saying He's like a father to me because you might be like she's just sort of expressing herself poorly He's like no he plucked that out of her thoughts He heard her genuine core because she plucks out of his that he's trying to live up to Darth Vader Remember, it's just like what oh, Darth Vader's a way better daddy than Han Solo in this So bad New face for her and an old friend for us by the end She's answered an awakening had her call to action met her mentor fought her villain and what do you mean met him mentor? He's on a luke. He's gone now This is dead. What did luke tell her except the Well, that's the thing. He doesn't have relevant visuals. They're confusing visuals So I don't know what he's referring to what he says met her mentor mentor like no, that's kylo ren If he's referring to hard he's dead if you're referring to luke She held a thing in front of him. I guess it's like how how is he a mentor? He tickled her finger But no your daddy what But like he's that would be wrong like i'm not almost in defense of tlj It's like luke is more of a mentor to ray than han is surely Even if luke taught her something insanely tiny it would still be something more Which he did rather. He was like there's jedi and the sith. They're all stupid. It's like oh All right, the force doesn't belong to the jedi That's a vanity that you'd think such a thing. It's like, yeah, that's all great. Can we go save the universe luke? How about that? How about that sisters and mortal peril? Nah, it doesn't matter. It's fine By the end she's answered an awakening Someone in a twitter thread is posting the entirety of the anakin obi-wan fight in gifts And there's two people Replying to each other with the next gift in the sequence and they've got from They've started at I will do what I must you will try And now that they've got all the way to uh Uh anakin screaming no This is wow Okay, what? That's uh, they missed out a couple of parts along the way, but like they've they've What why why not? It's important. All right, then Had her call to action met her mentor fought her villain and returned to her somewhat normal way of life It's a return to her normal way of life. No Completely different she goes to an island in the middle of an ocean. She usually lives on a desert How do you how do you compare those at all? relatively simple story Or I say back to oh by the end of the three felt again his visuals do not help his points at all I don't know what he's talking about I think you're talking about tfa alone I think he is right. Yeah, right Thanks I Do not know if Somewhat normal By the end she's answered an awakening had her the end She's answered an awakening had her call to action met her mentor fought her villain and returned to her He said had her call to action and her call to action was bumping into han and fin Met home my mentor. This is about force awakens only like these visuals hurt me Somewhat normal way of life. It's a relative. That's wrong He had somewhat normal way of life And the first portion was the earth cracking in two while she was fighting with kylo The second was her hugging lair, which is like who doesn't never met her before And the third is chewy being upset that heart is dead. Like what are these visuals? Not at all what you're talking about. Don't you understand that they're from the film. Oh Shit, I totally missed that Simply simple story that's undeniably reminiscent of a new hope but as I explained in our defending disney star wars video These stories are inherently cyclical The force awakens. They're not inherently cyclical. What does that even mean totally arbitrary Inherently cyclical like that It's not inherently cyclical you chose to do the things that you did. Yeah, like I would just like name me a part that's inherently cyclical and whatever he names would be like, okay So what if that didn't happen? Yeah, what if something else happened instead? like, oh Oh, well, I wonder what those black dots on the back are the way you plug in usb Because they're old So that actually might work because they had to use a big old plug in cord to transmit a tiny Multiple kilobyte message. So I guess that yeah, this is maybe that's how they eat You Because it's a reintroduction to our beloved galaxy far far away and a simple story the last Jedi however Is where things start to become a little more at editing complex Okay, we think that because from the beginning the story is told from Ray's perspective that this film is about her journey It's not How is it from Ray's perspective? But like she wasn't on kanto bite And well, he's about to explain it's Luke's Jedi. They'd be like is it also fins and roses and pose Also, raise I hate that video I say trope as well though, or it's like it's not What it actually is It's not actually the scenes that are playing the piano So emotional. Oh god That's a nice Joker isn't actually about the Joker It's about Robert De Niro's Looks like we're on the same page with that one. Yeah, it's Murray's film really if you think about it Ray already had the mentor and the only reason she is pursuing He said Ray already had the mentors. He honestly referring to Han. He didn't mentor Ray at all What did he do? Yeah Do you remember he gives it the gun and she like holds it up and aims it and he's like Do you know how to use that thing and then she's like, yes He's like, oh No, he does he does give her advice in that part. He's like it's a little more complicated than that He does give advice Hey, you want to do a bunch? You want to do a bunch as you work more than literally nothing That's not even useless like that's like You gotta it's more complicated than shooting people when she proves wrong like a seed later when she just shoots everyone to death You use the force idiot. Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't even know star wars. Yes star Did you know he thought the snook died and 337 bby Damn you fucking docks. I'm gonna look at I'm gonna look at the chat that you sent me and see if I got that number, right That's what I say every time bby Shut up, baby This looks Skywalker is because he's literally a legend. He's not literally a legend. He's alive and he exists Not literally a legend He actually did all the things he's What is what is this standard definition for legend exactly? Let me let me get the a traditional story is sometimes popularly regarded as historical but not authenticated. Oh So he's not a legend and his story is Because it's shocking that the entire galaxy isn't covered with statues of the man pretty much Speaking of which, um Legend I suppose the second definition applies an extremely famous or notorious person 85 let me double check. I think it's 19 fucking legend. That's what he is 1986 Yeah, legend from 1980s. No, it's 1985. Yeah He is a literal legend Backing up chat Ray already have the mentor and the only reason she is pursuing this looks skywalking because he's oh the fuck was that I knocked my mic over. Wow jay. You try to kill chat. Damn Like we could survive such attacks, but they might not like terrible This is good. I'm happy. I'm sorry I hurt actually it fell on me This is a good picture of ray though. It is Literally a legend. No, this story is about the hero's journey of luke skywalk. This I think What a visual to choose. This is the hero's journey He's trying to murder a child Capitated his nephew. Everybody's got this stressed face of like sweat going down like this is the hero's Oh With that craze looking Hey man people make mistakes, okay, you're like, yeah I think there's a weird for this is villain We should go with that instead of euro. That's just homicidal psychopath. He listens to the voices in his head. I don't know Joseph Campbell's homicidal psychopaths journey. I just I feel like I'm getting Marilyn Manson vibes, you know I don't know Ladies and gentlemen the hero's journey In one simple visual I think we need to come to terms with the fact that it is okay to see our hero's fault Yes, that is the only issue that that is at hand. People need to accept that heroes can fail Yeah, this is definitely. Yeah It said fall up fail idiot. Fuck you I interpreted his statement Jason. How dare you That's not my real name. Say my real name. Okay, jay me jay, that's better That's my steam handle Okay, jay's un No, no, no, I said that one already He said un It's okay to see the pedestal we place our idols on shadow to the ground It's okay. We need the big hero. Not good anymore. It's okay I wonder what luke that was the fuck doing. Well, was this all this was happening? Yo, you remember he was he was sleeping under the rubble and kylo didn't check Oh, okay Didn't even feel the force or anything. No, I didn't know he's strong. Yeah, so Isn't isn't it in their extended tisms that uh palpatine did all of this and it wasn't kylo or something like that Yeah, this is all palpatine. Remember this is all palpatine And he chose not not to execute the unconscious luke. It's like, okay That could have saved some time and effort and things a little bit a little bit Down because it makes them human just like us. Oh my god I'm just gonna roll out this argument. Dude, it reminded me of the time I tried to cut What's the thing man? Any like, you know You don't turn up something on time and you kind of like screw up some kind of scheduled thing and massacring children. They're both failures Yeah, you know And a hero can fail a hero failing is kind of what makes him like us like attacking a sleeping family member Don't you guys do you guys empathize? Do you guys kind of see yourselves there? You know, I mean, no Oh strange Oh strange I guess I'm just because you've had your hero's journey doesn't mean that you can't fall back into old mindsets caused by your own failures Just because you're one thing doesn't mean you can't also be another thing. You know, okay All right. Thanks dad Other thing on one hand, you're like, um, yeah, you can be two things at once Uh, on the other hand, it's like wait, you can't be a thing and be not that thing too Like you can't you can't be some you can't be something and then it's contradiction So what the hell is a character at this point if you can just It's like he's old like oh he's old People change they're old. He's also young He's young compared to the old of the universe. Yes The story of the last Can you believe we're about to be reaching the part where he's going to be saying how tros is good Like whoa, because we've heard these ones about tlj. All right. Yeah, this is uh, this is this is this is well Traveled pathways for fucking e-fab. It's like, yeah. Yeah people get old and change. Yeah heroes can fail. Yeah Yeah, we know just because it left us in the shoes of ray while telling a different character's story in the scenario The rules are reversed ray believes she is being mentored when in reality She is mentoring luke Well, at least she got that part right Ray's ray is way smarter than luke because luke's a fucking retard But it takes ray to teach him what for thank goodness ray told luke that she she can save kylo You know because thank goodness I can't imagine luke trying to save someone that everyone else thought is lost Yeah, I just can't see luke doing this one character is gonna do it. It would be jer Jar Jar Binks, that would be the one I'm so disappointed jar jar didn't appear in the sequels just for like a cameo. It would have been fine Certainly would have bumped up a point on my scale Like he's he's got a villa somewhere on naboo or he's returned home in retirement Just living out his like he's in the scene where all of the um, all of the ships arrive at the final battle He's in some kind of naboo ship. He's in a pod racer He's in one of those old um naboo fighters the anakin flew The naboo ship fighter. Yeah, that could work. I I prefer rags of suggestion I think and then he's a pod racer Reminding him of the innocence of the force and slowly teaching him that hope exists the innocence of the force See the fucking ui fucked up again, but I'll still say the thing I paused it for Which is that I went jar jar to be in his pod racer And he does the thing like an independence day where the guy flies up into the opening of the mothership Just give it a pod racer and that's how he dies by destroying the mothership of the fruit the final order fleet and saving the day And then instead of all the statues to loot that should be everywhere around the galaxy it's statues of jar jar binks I would accept that Also, where were we? Oh, I don't know The ui for this is terrible because I clicked six feet away from other people Something like here. I could to go back to his own road. Not this far. Oh my god Giving over vital law Rose journey doesn't mean that you can't fall back into old mindsets caused by your own failure The piano really helps me take this very seriously. How about you guys talking about me? She means the best character besides She'd also be an applaudrace sitting up The story of the last Jedi seems confused because it left us in the shoes of rey while telling a different character's story I can tell you why it feels confused. Well seems confused. There's a lot of uh confusing things happening. I will Oh Mel said the piano wants him to make it end his life. Damn Well Yeah, that's rough in the scenario. The roles are reversed I believe she is being mentored when in reality. She is mentoring luke reminding him of the innocence of the force Yeah, because what the fuck does luke know about the force? This editing hurts man like the Cutting all over the place It and it's like a lot of work to do is like this is the tough part is no, it's not Tough it's the time consuming part. Yeah Like doing all of this is kylo the innocence of the force. Is that what he's saying? His last words were out. I don't think we should go that route because kylo like fucking mask at a village in tfa Yeah, he's a monstrous murdering psychopath. He deserves to be But he wants sexy time with rey. So that's okay Ah, he's obvious. Well in that case, he should plead insanity Teaching him that hope exists Hope exists How profound hope exists You're like, oh god, hope ugly This is absolutely not implying that rey didn't have her own very important journey because she did While on the island a massive story point from the first film is absolutely shattered before our eyes Is it a massive story point or was it actually resolved and we could have gone forward? Yeah, we didn't have to fucking care about it. We shouldn't at all We could have resolved it. Oh, sorry. I mean like it was done in tfa. It was done They could have left it there and that would have been perfectly fine But they just exactly but it's like a new director just made his own movie and Let's fuck it I mean, that's the three films. It's uh It doesn't matter who your parents are because they're not coming back Second film is they were no one and third film is naio's palpatine It's like three different fucking theses theses if you want to go that way like what can a character learn From having their parents be no one quote-unquote being people who don't care about them or being a villain They're like three different stories All of them end with the same like message. Oh, yeah, no all of them all of them like you are who you are Fuck the parents. Like, okay. I get it. I get it. Fucking get it I guess while it's somewhat relevant somebody tagged me and this Gordon. They said jar jar's fate in disney's canon Is a quote because of his role in abetting the rise of the empire binks was once again Exiled by his people After the battle of endor and the rise of the new republic he performed in the streets as a clown Who was popular with children but not so much with their parents Wow, what? They made him a street clown Who's hated by the people of naboo Like fuck disney man I would have turned him into a bounty hunter Just to be sure I would have turned him into a porn star And I would have our do two different jar jars meet up in a comic or something Bounty jar jar and porn star jar jar What if porn star jar jar is bounty jar jar's bounty? That's yeah, and then as he's delivering him the beauties of love Yeah, bounty jar jar will fall in love with porn star jar jar By the time of the battle of jack who binks was a street performer in the capital city of feed Where he was scorned by adults but beloved by the children who came to watch his Why do I feel like that? Why does that make me unhappy? I don't care about jar jar Because disney and they they just can't resist um I'm trying to After sometime after the fall of the empire some individuals wrongly believed that binks and darth vader Were the same person Binks was remembered Um binks was remembered after the galactic civil wars battle of endor and he was mentioned by a member of the wills As someone to be remembered in galactic history uh I just Why does disney hate star wars? Why why why does disney just hate star wars and All of the things that it's it's just why It's the forever question Like what what fresh hell is this? The jar jar being spied It is what it is That's very wise. You must be your wise beyond your years smaller I mean, I can't take credit for it. I learned it from a philosophism What are your years three? 17 maybe Which is your year? Which one is yours? Uh, yeah three. I'll go with three fine Okay There's a pretty shit one, but you can have it Electrum on and intellect to cutal I'm guessing these are in the pokemon universe at this point. They'd have to be What jar jar binks? No, electrolym on and What what a jar jar moves intellect you tell I'm guessing they're both electric, but Intellect cutal is probably like dark electric and black because he's black electrolym on is uh I want to say ground electric. I don't know Jay you love pokemon answer I don't like pokemon like I don't just but like dislike pokemon. I was like Yeah, I mean jeez Don't need to be so aware about it. Jay. All right Electric steel I could work here. What was that from zeolander dark psychic because of the brain. That's true dark Psyduck So any Psyduck That's kind of fucked up that you'd say that I know What are you gonna do about it? I'm gonna I'm gonna keep playing the video because it's intellectual cutal Ray is told or finds out that she is led to believe that she is a nobody It shatters her perception of what the value of the force actually means Isn't it just The shattering her perception of what it means to have an identity Not about the force at all What's the force got to do with it? Maybe he'll explain She is well forced to change her perspective and shift her actions and motivations because of it. Heck even luke hecking sky luke hecking skywalker. Surely that was a joke. Surely. No You're okay. I don't I don't think it was It was self aware cringe. Wait. What else is there? Hecking skywalker Skywalker in this movie becomes a nobody suffering from the impact of the failure has reduced his own How can you say that you can't be a nobody that's not possible in this universe She is a palpatine And he you'll say he's a skywalker The by definition not a nobody in this universe. They are some of the most insanely First off oddly connected Coincidentally, but insanely important people in terms of galactic history and lineage. Yeah, like if they're if skywalkers and palpatines are nobody Then who's somebody? Be curious to find out. Oh, of course. Georgia down to virtually identifying as a failed nobody. Okay Oh god, are we seeing ray who he knows as a palpatine and she believing herself that she is a nobody and despite that Still rising and fighting for the force strikes something This feels like the whole tangled Christmas tree lights and he's trying to lay them out after the three films have come out To be like no, it does make sense. I swear and it's like no No, I don't think that it does and like he stretches it out And then there's like loads of wires that aren't connected loads of bulbs that are broken. He's just like But no, they're meant to be broken. Yeah, it's a that's the theme. It's complete and it's incompleteness That's an h-bomber guy quote right there. Enjoy Doesn't doesn't mean like galaxy brain. What what video is that from his defensive doxels, too Uh, which makes a lot of sad stuff isn't it? There's like this one contradictory quote that he actually just No, it is it's from the fallout 3 1 where he's like You have too much freedom and not enough choices or some shit and it's like He justifies it quite well This climax is in the end when luke rises from the ravine of his own self pity to being who we all know and love Okay, master luke skywalker, but he doesn't even do that. No, he's not really there He projected he may as well have a fucking vr console. It is a stupid island Yeah so So courageous to waddle over there in astral projects So epic and emotional and perfectly written because it forces the oh, it's perfectly written damn Perfectly, perfectly Skywalker to go back to his own roots because if you remember he was essentially a nobody in a new Hope what are you the way he dies is the same way he began really living looking to the horizon and knowing Gets a rise of skywalker already i'm so tired of this The binary sunset look look it's the binary sunset Look a visual It's like this other visual luke skywalker wore clothes in a new hope He did this again in the last jedi unfortunately Yeah Or where you've come from you make yourself a hero the last jedi is so far from being a perfect movie But what it is is a good star war story, which leads us to the elephant Sounds like meaningless Disms to me, but i'll let you all right. Let's keep going exactly the kind of thing heights up films would say It's a good movie, but not a good spider-man movie In the room Oh no V the double jump the rise of Skywalker Red get get ready lads. We've gotten to the point of the video We're only over halfway through and now we've gotten to why i loved rise of skywalker This is our response to us because we are part of everybody Oh, shit How much divided backlash and simultaneous loving combined with weeks and weeks and weeks of twitter wars the rise Weeks of twitter walls. Why are you even mentioning this twitter massacre? I mean like man this film is people discuss the film on a social network Oh Badmouthing it like i don't like no one Stop That's that's of skywalker Goodness gracious this movie caused quite a chaos. I mean, let's be honest here It's hard to be excited for something when everybody around you is telling you to hate it. Why can't we just sorry? I'm sorry. Can you get me a quote of someone saying you should hate this? I mean like oh, I'm sure there are quotes of that come on No, I actually don't believe you can find a quote of someone before this film came out saying hey Whoever this is until let you tell Go and hate this you'll be like, oh That is a bizarre statement. Okay yeah And that's how you know when someone's insecure about how they know they like a trash movie, but they just can't it's fucking It's like I can't see somebody like you should hate should hate this like I can see someone like oh, you should hate like I mean like it depends on what he means like if someone is saying if you like the last jedi Then you should hate the rise of skywalker. That's different than saying you should Hate the rise of skywalker. Yeah, like I just I'd be very curious to know what the fuck they're trying to tell you By to say like even even didn't we do our do Uh, not diligence just fairness. We were like hey could be good and people would be like is it really likely? It's like I don't think it's that likely but it could be good Yay, and we're the people who are the most miserable cynical toxic shells of men to exist on the internet so Yeah, I mean we were we said constantly. I don't think it's gonna be good, but I hope it is You didn't catch us going Look at the lights. What kind of macchiavallion retarded evil motherfucker out there is like This film before it's even released. You should hate it I think what you should do I mean I think all you all you'll ever find is people saying it's bad because and then they don't reason it very well That's probably the most hyperbolic shit. You'll find not people being like. I hate it because it needs to be hated That's true. It's like weird. There were so many like videos about how Captain Marvel was gonna be the worst thing Oh, shit. E.R. just said you should hate the rise Wait, I said no saying it now. I could I could get but before it's released we've tainted the saint with the the the group the samples I just think I just think the before it came out to find that statement would have been tough And if you did find it it probably would be fucking non like something to ignore the context that I said And correct me if I'm wrong, but you made it sound like that's what everyone was saying Backlash and simultaneous loving combined with weeks and weeks and weeks of twitter wars the rise of skywalker Goodness gracious this movie caused quite the chaos. I mean, let's be honest here It's hard to be excited for something when everybody around you is telling you to hate it There you go when everyone around you is telling you to hate it. It's like what? No, so I I guess i'm sorry that you have this this This I guess this emotional flaw or this immature aspect to yourself where You can't enjoy things because other people say no, it's it's worse than that. He perceives everyone is saying to him He's not allowed to like it Like you could be like, hey, dude. How you doing? He's like, why do you tell me to hate rise of skywalker? You're like, what no, I I don't know. I just Did you ever explore why they might have said that without without why would he explore childish twitter wars weeks That poor poor soul. He just wanted to enjoy his little star wars and look people like you rags on twitter putting out tweets saying, hey hate it Yeah Did you grow on the hate tree I grew on the hate tree and then I played the hate piano I rode that those Oh my god, the only thing the piano the hate piano loves is more hate check that shit out I love the neck extension That is a concerned longman Look how red his eyes are look at grito. He's got one button on and one off That's how that's how mr. Burn stands I like it. I like it too Why can't we just sit back and realize this is a movie a piece of art and this piece of art affects us but What a ruffle is here He can't deal that people hate on this film he likes It's so sad. It's kind of sad At the end of the day, it's a story about that's what all the preamble was it was like stop hating There are people who make this I can't believe he made eight seven eight minutes of just don't hate on it Can you believe that like that's all his game it boils down to You're being mean to art stop The canvas of people do you love that I could like I could be non-hyperbolic and claim people have said I've killed art. How great is that to be Traditional characters when you have something as vast as the star wars franchise built up to a final climax like the rise of skywalker We already had our final climax. Thank you very much It was an episode six. Yep I thought the final climax was an episode three I'm just waiting for the video essays of episode 12 to be like we finally got our final climax in the skywalker saga Like yeah, there it is. That's the new final climax I can fully see and understand where the dichotomy lies and that's all well and fair But to go to the extent to say that it is morally apprehensible to enjoy it How did you how long did you scour the The depths of the internet to find one youtube comment that said this ironically to make a joke and you took it seriously Like how long weeks It is morally wrong to like Did he say morally reprehensible Yeah, that's does he know what these words mean? I don't know. I'm curious how he spelled it in his script To sorry, what was it morally reprehensible to just like the film is that what it is where the dichotomy lies And that's all well and fair but to go to the extent to say that it is morally apprehensible to Oh apprehensible Hang on the minute Is that the right Morally apprehensible right at all. I don't think Is apprehensible or weird? I don't think that apprehensive means anxious or fearful that something It is morally anxious That's not a sentence Capable of being understood or perceived Morally incapable of being it doesn't know you're giving him too much credit apprehensible isn't a weird as far as I know He meant Yeah, but they're sedictionary that oh, okay, so on Miriam Webster says apprehensible is capable of being apprehended Yeah, so it's not even to be arrested. You're morally arrestable What the hell Like he definitely meant reprehensible You could be arrested for bad moral Irrestable morons. This is the intellectualness of the channel Intellectualness Of the child Christ Geez like this is the other one more time Dan where the dichotomy lies and that's all well and fair But to go to the extent to say that it is morally apprehensible to enjoy a film is absurd to me. Yeah, it is absurd You don't yeah, I agree with that. That's correct. Yeah Redraft your fucking videos people I love star wars and while I've disliked some I've never not been excited to experience another bit of this world That has captivated my imagination since I could even remember I was excited for right standards and I feel sorry for you. Yeah, man get out there and find some shit. I am so sorry Star Wars this new star wars was one of the most What is the I'm trying to I'm trying to think of the anti-world building kind of like a word. It's those devoid of life well creative I mean in the set. Yeah, like they JJ fucking blows up six planets But I'm trying to think of it's I almost the rise What it sitch put it really well He said that the sequels In this sense and the the star wars sequels were like the world is like a video game And the characters and everything's loading around them But anything the character is not interacting with is just it doesn't exist I think I um I think I made that point one of my tfa videos because I remember I put things in black and white to signify like everything else is on pause whenever characters aren't in it Also, the world doesn't feel alive but some people are asking to Acknowledge the the one that A weekend where I posted which is the capable of being understood or perceived the reason why We assume it's definitely not that is because you wouldn't say You are morally capable of being understood for liking stars What Yeah Just he he meant reprehensible. It's fine. And you know what we didn't even Because I know what to use it for but um What what is the dictionary definition of reprehensible deserving sensual condemnation? Yeah, it's definitely what he meant. It's like people who say specific instead of pacific Yeah, the ocean which one The specific one. Yes. Yeah, but which one specifically specifically the pacific one The terrific eyes of skywalker, I saw it on opening night and I kind of loved it. Oh That's fine That silence right there was filled with the simultaneous dislikes and clicks off this. No, you just no no, no, no, no We're we're far past that. I'll tell you what informs my immediate Is that I'm expecting a torrent of awful arguments That's probably to do with the fact that I've been doing this for a while now That you're you're kind of like sort of wasting our time Because you're not really saying much of substance. It's all just I'm not I'm not even taking an issue with that specifically I just know what's to come. He's gonna be like The emotional journey the characters go on and star wars. It's I'm just going like White noise because it's just I don't know it's the arguments you can make for basically everything And um, I'm not disappointed. I'm just surprised and disappointed Video but for those of you who decided to stay Let me tell you my perspective Let me tell you my perspective that seems like a let me tell you my perspective Wait, what was the first fucking nine minutes for? Remember, you know, he was telling us about perspective now. He's telling you his perspective you're narrowing it down We're getting closer. Shouldn't it be like let me share my perspective. Let me tell you my perspective seems a bit clunky It's fine. Why is it in red? Why is it in red? Makes me uncomfortable Let me tell you my perspective First of all, I tend to be more of a forgiving filmgoer Well, that's not a that's not a good start in explaining why you love to film What I guess I mean, but that is like Yeah, you want to tell us what's so good about it. You open with it's okay for shit to be bad Oh I like basically anything But but all right, we'll keep at it. Let's keep going stupid plot element That's only point in existence is to speed things along and the only time I get really frustrated Is when the film can't even stand the weight of its own two feet But I simply don't have the emotional capacity to devote any memorable amount of time critiquing stuff like that So when I see a two hour long video essay spent critiquing. I wonder who's referring to Oh, he hasn't really also he hasn't really started to talk about rise of skywalker yet Like he already had an in he had a he had a preamble and there's an intro to after his preamble It's like get on with it. Really. I really am a video essay buggy man on it Fucking guy who makes two out of it Mom Although you're beginning to be more referenced than the actual fucking star wars friend To people on youtube and it's never because you're it's never because you're wrong It's because oh, he doesn't understand this one thing about the stuff that some fieldsy wheelsy themy weeny something or other Well, I mean never like no, he just longland badded me Well, he did just mention its length Like this meme has got so much power because it keeps getting reminded like everybody's like oh longland bad, right? Yeah, okay Yeah, and then and then they do the thing where they're like i'm not gonna watch it you're like oh Okay How long is well wait, how long is the rise of skywalker as a movie two hours ten minutes something like that It is Oh, wait. Yeah, I was shorter this time. I was not as long as the film I five everyone. Yeah, so what's what what's the fucking excuse for him watching the movie I think it'll just be if it's almost as long as the film you failed So yeah, it is two hours and 22 minutes minus 20 yards for the end zones, of course 40 of the first 45 minutes of the film I shake my head and I move along to me the fast paced MacGuffin filled beginning of the movie was awesome The MacGuffin filled was awesome. Okay. All right. What low standards is he about to justify it? Fast paced MacGuffin, okay. He said it was awesome. Let's see what he says We jump straight into the action and watch as the chemistry of these characters evolve and change and build upon each other's story Further reveals itself. What do you mean? I don't want us to pretend that rise of skywalker was the only name one To have something like this. You can't you name a single one. Please He won't be able to explain rags. He's got what six minutes before the video and name half of one name the attempt I'm not gonna say shit It was great. I love the first part. It was fast paced in MacGuffin filled. The characters are so well changing and developing Sure moving move along source dude, trust me Oh, is chat not moving It's uh, it looks it's moving for me On the streaming on the screen the on-screen chat window is frozen Uh-oh What is happening? I mean as long as the stream is alive. That's the important part. It is. All right good I'm watching it. It's really good moving in Realisms. All right, let's just See if I can give it the old reset Uh You chat. How long has it been like this? Yeah Chat has anyone in chat got COVID-19? Chat where did j touch you? On the weedpeen Invalid parameters. How dare you? That has a pretend. Oh, is it is that not moving still? Oh, it's gone No, it hasn't j stopped being so melodramatic like this guy valid parameters invalid Oh, we got endgame on screen. I didn't even all right. Why not? I Don't want us to pretend that rise of skywalker was the only film to have something like this Endgame had a large majority of its runtime devoted to the infinity stone heist I have no problem conceiving that it did what it was. So yeah, it's a given He's so he's like there's lots of macguffin stuff. People didn't like that, but hey endgame did it The actions of collecting things is inherently bad. No, that's that's that's why we were waiting for him to be like Oh, so why was it okay? It rise skywalker is like well because it's okay at endgame It's like first of all, it's not Basically, all of the details are completely different. It's fine. But it's not funny. That was like First of all, it doesn't matter if it was good at one thing make it doesn't make it good at this And secondly, endgame's fucking heist was dumb. There's loads of shit. That doesn't make any sense about it Can you guys think of any time they could have gone back to that would have meant they'd get all the stones Can you think of any time? Wednesday How about when all of them were about to stop Thanos? That'd probably be pretty good time to go back to you because you could stop How about when Thanos is about to put on the last jam they could all go back to them and thork a chopper's head off How about when Thanos was like about to put on the last jedi? Why didn't they go back in time to when Thor Didn't kill Thanos and then kill him the other four just helped him He pushes the axe in further. He's like come on, buddy. We can do this It's his just chops his head off real quick or chops his arm off and then he's like, oh, hey, I'm you from the future I'm here to say today. Don't worry about it. I got a head out. Uh, oh no The entire plot has just been fucked by a single thought I'm not even sure we mentioned that on our initial streams. It's nice. I mean If they'd said um, or we could go back to when Thanos had nearly all the stones and one of them had said Uh, no, we don't want to deal with Thanos. It's too risky. How do you felt about it if they addressed it? I would disagree because all you need to do is get it when Thor attacks him Because you'd be completely distracted. In fact, he's almost killed Just having port about, you know, five seconds before as Thor is throwing the accident Just teleport to that because they can do specific time and specific place There was a good window where Thor was There with him, but he wasn't dead and he snapped his fingers Yeah, man. I'm I'm saying I'm saying as Thor is throwing that accident because you got plenty of time to work with that Yeah, there's plenty of time, especially if you know these events In advance besides you can plenty of windows. Yeah, you You could even go that early bury yourself under Unless not even fucking mention Mention the fact that like rubber guys were limited because we've already got sub pimp particles. Like go get more Yeah, that's All right Yeah, endgame did it right therefore To rise the Skywalker is okay. It's like this argument hurts Was trying to do but the difference is that in endgame the stones were an integral part of the story that the film revolves around and what they meant However, in Rise the MacGuffins are a means to a stone's bench man. I still don't know Yeah So kind of working on that I'm sure it's in the visual novel or something Why is he highlighting this difference though? All the crons of google maps and the death star goonieski aren't problems because of the fact that we don't spend too much time on them It keeps the mythologies and projects available while using their purpose to further the plot We want these scenes to go fast so we can get to the meat of what the story is trying to tell us You didn't have to have that stuff though If your issue is we can cut it out fast because it's so useless like why have it anyway Why did you put it in the film? Like we have to get if your scene is one of oh, we just got to get this out of the way No, then that means you've already fucked up. It's the same as like Ray Shadow Ledger It's like hey get Ray Shadow Ledger's now and you can skip levels. You're like Like generally if you're a good now, I've never made a film so Salt application were necessary, of course However, I would imagine that good filmmaking is having every scene be meaningful and important and worthwhile Not oh, yeah, this is the shit. We need to skip over really quick until we get to the good stuff Oh glib glib keeps saying there's no editing there is editing He puts like different visuals that when he decides that it's necessary the reason why it's so trippy When he just puts the trailer on loop or whatever is because when he cuts back to it Or it'll just be completely out of sync with what he's saying But sometimes the editing is purposeful So it's just like you're watching a mess. You're just like Yeah, but even the trailer footage some of it just doesn't Like he's clearly fucked around with it in some places where you'll have an instant screen and then He's fucked around with it. Look at that comment chat a youtuber. I liked promoted Ray Shadow Legends. What should I do? Well lucky for you, it's free. It is free. Jack. What's it jack saying? It's in the top three mobile games of all time. I think maybe was it into that historian Was it me causal variety? I would do it too. Everybody fucking did it. Oh e-faps hold it out. We're not doing it Though I think moopa's gonna be doing it Yeah, if things go pear shaped and We gotta I mean That's what you know, it's over for e-fap when we open with saying Ray Shadow Legends and we're like, oh, no Before we introduce our guest Oh I'd like to introduce our sponsor Ray Shadow Legends. It's like a guy who's in here. What's up? It's the icon Ray Shadow Legends Ray Shadow Legends is a guest on the next e-fap. Give out as well I like minimize all of our Icons to fit like a third of the the the thing at the bottom of the rest of it's just Ray Shadow Legends icon Like the episode is sponsored by playing over and over and over the entire Like half the video is just ad space. That's what that's what we do That's when you know that we've reached the big time guys It's okay to have a high intensity beginning with a macguffin-centered plot line if the macguffins don't carry the plot after all I'm sorry. What kind of logic is that like it's okay to have him if it doesn't carry the plot. Why Why wouldn't it be okay the other way around isn't he said it but The way you cut that makes it look funny It'll ray Of this we have a second to breathe and this is the moment our perspective completely changes on everything Showing a lot of this actually I gotta be careful of a copyright. When did this come out? Do you not have access to non-shit quality? I think this is the pirate one. This is january 21st I feel like my my clips were clearer than his I don't know maybe because like all of his clips seem to be reduced in resolution And it it really doesn't help that it's the full screen I know Oh, he's not gonna explain it. He's not gonna explain anything He's not even gonna explain it. I love that edit an explanation I love we're all expecting something and it just goes piano music. You're like, what? No The entire new trilogy has been predicated on this brilliant story that being nobody doesn't exclude you from the powers of the force Nobody had that position anyway Being no one ever thought that you could only be the first user if you were from a certain lineage Nobody thought this that was part of the dare. I say it the magic of star wars. The last Jedi is a straw man Yeah Then how could you jj abrams? How could you take this beautiful message rip it out from underneath us and toss it into the fire? All right, let's take a second. What if being a palpatine? No, he didn't actually undo it reveal. We could have ever He just said what if the palpatine reveal was the most Yeah, we could ever have imagined All right, I could imagine a better one right now What if being a palpatine is secretly the most brilliant reveal we could have ever imagined The greatest stories are told when the very foundation of what makes a character who they are is shook Okay, here's the thing like If I think that if it was me and Rey's position Then I learned yo your grandfather was palpatine. I'd be like, oh, that's I'm still me Like I that's not the reflection on my character or I think the film would argue. That's what it says by the end Yes, I I'm still like I'm nothing's changed about me You'll never live up to him good poor metal He said remember how I have a video that's heavily edited being super careful for copyright But this one is fine. Sorry. I knew still talking about it. But the more I see of it the aggro I get Welcome to the world of youtubeing Well, this guy was careful. I mean he chops up every fucking scene every two seconds Yeah, it's all flippity floppy It's a lot of work mal. You wish you could add it like this guy You wish you know when the phantom toll booth there is um There's like a demon or a guy He's got no face and he's sort of like the the quote unquote the demon of menial useless tasks That's like this is like the video editing version of that where you just video edit for no purpose and you just do it You you just well, he's he was mentioning rey and we can see rey. What's the problem? I think that's just coincidental I think that's an accident I think she just happens. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of people. That's true Yeah, they could be talking about carl the cameraman at the bottom left and That would be more impressive. I'm gonna call it carl belch In the force awakens rey's identity is tied to her lineage in a positive connotation. They're coming back. She means something No, literally. No mas canata says they're not coming back They're not coming back and it doesn't matter who they were you have to look forward until people who are around you now Unless he's about to say that as like because that's he sounded like you said that was force awakens as a whole She's kind of sad too because that's actually a good message Yeah, move the fuck on You have the people who are around you now and the people that you will meet those are what matter You can't be clinging on to the people of the past that you can't change They don't define you it's a good message and he bugs it up. It's like no that was like I think jg also fucked it up by teasing how How it seems like rey's parents leaving her behind seems like an important thing I think jg helped that up also. You shouldn't have put that in if that's what he was going to say anyway I want to know the story of rey's parents and how the hell they aren't like insanely powerful force users Is he naked with a big-ass car? What? I just had to say that He's just jogging. He's just dragging around his big gungan dick everywhere. J. J. You understand, right? It's like a third ear It's porn star jaja meeting bounty hunter jaja. Oh my god. It is. Yes I get it. I get it too He performed That image we saw of jaja with the massive I love how there's a bunch of hearts in chat that's unrelated to the picture and now I'm just going to pretend it's related No, but remember when we saw jaja with the massive penis? Yes, I do I was I was sort of thinking it was a reference to that and I was like, what's that other I just like the hearts for jaja that's all I'm saying Yes, let's go out to jaja It's out for jaja In the last jedi that foundation is shaken when she is revealed to be an abandoned child and nothing more And she builds her identity from the ground up. She was already a band Already that so he really did watch the film. He really did get it wrong. I want to replay that because the maskin after is explicit It says the complete opposite of what you say ever imagined The greatest stories are told when the very foundation of what makes a character who they are is shook in the force awakens Ray's identity is tied to her lineage in a positive connotation. They're coming back. She means no She's not a nobody in the last jedi that foundation is shaking when she's revealed to be an abandoned child and nothing more And she builds her identity from the ground up using the belief that nobody like her could wield this power This is not This is this is specifically what I mean when people are like, it's my opinion. It's like, no, you've gotten stuff wrong Like you keep saying things that are not true. This is not what happened Exactly what exactly would your reference be? It's like, you know when she's like she customizes her characters and rain shadow legend when she Gray cloak build an identity forsake your lineage For free That being a nobody is okay For Ray to have the culmination of all of this to feel that she is a Is the worst possible news that any of us could have ever imagined to know my current no If you think that the worst possible news is that your grandfather was a badman Man You I don't tell me about Do not fucking tell me about perspective Don't do it I could picture Yeah, I could picture some worse things to tell a person Is like your your family has just died tragically in a At least i'm not a palpatine. He's like, well, at least my grandfather wasn't a badman Hey, he was He was funny as well as if this was a quadrilogy the decks will just be like Turns out it's not palpatine. Her grandfather is actually her parents You know like what it's just like another they're just like fuck. I don't know. We just want to keep changing it A familial anomaly. She is her own grand No, the next will be her. She's luke's daughter Here's the mother Oh, who gets to find out? Oh, she goes on a search for the find out episode 13 Fuck it. It's like a she's an entire person. That's why it's built on this notion. The act don't need to I'm I'm feeling very tired flisms. So I want to I want to hop away. Wow All right Hop away Run away. I actually run away. I'm absolutely convinced. I do you have corona. You're absolutely convinced you probably have it Yes, I'm absolutely convinced. I probably well someone in my house has it Someone in your house. Yes Why aren't they in a hospital? People have it. Why aren't they in a hospital? Is it not at risk? What do you mean they're not at risk? No, it's not it doesn't most people don't die of it. I know but you could catch it You get a fee don't they have to be quarantined? I think I have yeah in the same house everyone in the same house Has to stay in quarantine He just wants to catch corona. So the chattel stop kicking him off the show You'll never be able to come back. That's their dream All right Okay, I guess. Yeah, Mr. Grandfather wasn't a bad man. Yeah, could be worse. We can worry it. We can worry it Don't trust him. Yeah, don't trust him. Do you want to mention the thing we do? We have a podcast I guess Yeah, we do we're gonna hijack the efap now. Is this is this the ah or is this something else? This is ah we have a podcast called ah is it a g h h h. It's a a h h h Okay We did a video called rule 34 slash corona virus Uh fringy is also a member you guys know him frigman sight Yeah Yes Thank you. Thank you. Usually that's it. You're not gonna. I thought that was like that's it I'm really really fucking tired. Oh any excuse. So he has a stupid podcast where they're like edited up Reacting to things and commenting on stuff. It's awful. If you like efap, you'll probably hate it. Check it out. Yeah Thank you for your kind words It was it. It's um, it's full of uh self away cringe All right. That's that's my last word. Goodbye Good night. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Don't Don't Don't No, yeah, don't just don't don't do the thing. Don't Little bastard better not die Yeah, I know I'm gonna be really pissed off at him if he does nobody kicks jay This is one of the other meme that kind of sums up our time today Sad yet Yeah chat got their wish he has been kicked He said the link you put in chat leads to a 404 page you melan But all of us are reacting to it He could he could mean melan Go to sleep jay. You're tired. You don't make it sense You're you're slow sick internet. Just can't catch up with it Don't worry external source or parent to give you meaning only to find out that the one thing that now gives you meaning Also happens to be the most evil being in the known galaxy Hey, that's kind of a relevant clap He did it He did it. Good job. You got it growing up growing up Intense blow to the core of the story It works because it's the only way to have rey's journey have a serious conflict Not externally but internally to the highest degree Wait, I think I like the technology that nothing can really stop rey The only way we could have an internal conflict for rey is to define her lineage to be connected to an evil person That's the only internal conflict we can have But like That's insane Like that's the only there's nothing else you could ever do. I'd just be like, yeah, man You talk about he talks about the spirit of creativity at the beginning of this video that he's like, there's only one thing you can do with rey really Oh Damn, there's only one thing you could have done with this care in all of writing all of the ideas Across space and time. There's only one thing you could have done How about this? How about you have a villain that she is forced into position of needing to execute But it goes against her value of trying to not murder people which we can't really do actually because she's already murdered a shit ton of people She has to choose between saving her friends or stopping the bad guy. Yeah, what I was going to say is just your standard can she bring herself to Murder or execute a captured person who's evil or something like that kind of story There's all kinds of ones you can do over and over because they're different per character experience We can do we can do what they seem to think of doing Which is maybe she selfishly pursues gaining more power and po and finn call her out for it And she gets pissed at them or something we could have we could do something there Yeah, she's already basically super woman anyway. You can have finn Actually develops to have jedi powers or something and she I don't know. There's some kind of conflict there. We could probably generate this is just those are things we can do And if he if he's gonna be like no all of those are external it needs to be in her own head this this conflict I'd be like, okay, let's bring your parents back Let's have it so that they're actually alive And the kylo lied and that we can do whatever we want with them That could bring in some internal conflict. Well, it's an external source, but it would still provide an internal conflict This is like seconds of thoughts. Anyway, it's like we could do all kinds of things It's fucking right off the top of our heads instantly live and he's like no nothing They could have done He's like, well, you know every every every time I've heard someone say that in one of these videos It's been wrong a hundred percent of the time. I think It's no longer a war against evil. It's a war against blood her The fight with palpatine He's intimidating and incredibly powerful. It's a bold-faced lie to say that palpatine was weak in this film He had the power to keep himself alive What do you mean he had the power to keep himself alive you got fucking eviscerated He's got that machine that keeps him alive. Oh, that's his power, I guess. Yeah, but he got obliterated. What do you mean? He shocked himself because he's a fucking retard again Turn off turn off the lightning turn off the switch. I'm telling you man. The guy that killed palpatine's my hero What a what a legend if influence people all around the galaxy single-handedly bring a fleet of thousands Maybe millions of star destroyers back and suck the literal this guy accepts the fact that there could be millions Yeah, this is the thing. He's not gonna. He's he's the hello grito guy Because he was saying you're not concerned with the details just the payoffs Is like thousands doesn't matter how any of this happened. It just matters what happened Which is funny. Why not because hello grito was trying to cite rise of skywalker as being a film that you can't do that with But it seems like you can't enjoy it without doing that. So hey hello grito. You should like this film We're all soul out of someone visually it may have looked like great if he did palpatine easily, but it did What do you mean? We may have looked that way She just sort of did I mean if anything she just sort of helped him kill himself Apparently he didn't possess her. I guess because Fuck it. Why not? I actually had that line. I am all the sith. It's like, uh, I am of the jedi an iron man Why did why did never mind fuck it? This fight wasn't taking place with lightning and flashes It was the internal struggle of rey confronting the very fiber of what makes her The one person we haven't talked about in this journey yet is that of kylo ren Kylo ren is the only character in the entire series to have their entire person And yet when he learns that all the voices that have been in his head for years Have been He's it's been he's been tricked by somebody else that he's just been lied to he's been deceived About what he's thought about his character and why he's doing what he's been doing all the terrible horrible things that he's done To pursue this goal when he learns it's all a lie Nothing changes Nothing changes. What what what incredible? I don't even honestly do like best faith interpretation of the text He didn't even fucking understand what palpatine was telling him Like by the way, I faked vader's voice and kylo's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, but he did it But he does it. He does fake vader's voice. That's what I mean Is kylo's like not picking up what palpatine's putting down. He's like, oh wait, you mean you mean when I was talking to him at tfa You're like, mm-hmm. He's like, oh Like always like always do you not see the fucking that of snow clones? I got spares motherfucker either. Well, this is the thing I'm sort of joking because like that's the only way you could even rationalize it because kylo just doesn't seem to be bothered by this information He's just like, uh, okay By the way, we just mindlessly hate. We're not concerned with these characters on an emotional level at all It's not like we're trying our best to understand what he could possibly be thinking What he's told his whole world is upside down. He's just like, hmm I just jojo rabbit has a more interesting and well-developed arc than kylo Look he's gonna explain to us why kylo is so good Okay character in the entire series to have their entire personhood defined by the shadows of the past to him being A somebody is what makes kylo ren worth anything the prodigy of darth vader for him to be the prodigy of darth vader I don't think that's It's not progeny prodigy means Fucking give me the god damn information. Yeah, but prodigy doesn't make sense either. It's like a genius, right? So the definition of prodigy, uh, albert johnson better known as by his stage name prodigy was an american rapper author and entrepreneur Who with havoc was one half of the hip hop duo bob deep a young person with exceptional qualities or abilities But you how do you be darth vader's prodigy? That doesn't make sense Exactly Progeny is like you're kind of related, but that doesn't make sense either. So I don't know Yeah, progeny is a descendant. So yeah, maybe that's what either way it's wrong but like He meant something He revealed that it was palpatine all along is a blow to his core. No, it's not. No, it isn't nothing changes He doesn't even like acknowledge. No, he doesn't give a fuck lightsaber He doesn't even like phase him Not to mention the fact that nobody's told him that darth vader was a good guy This whole time Yeah, like don't don't you know that darth vader killed the guy that is apparently tricked you the guy You're talking to right now darth vader killed him. Yeah, this guy has convinced you He's darth vader when darth vader killed him Are you not following any of this and he's like no Because because kylo's confused. That's how you just how you define kylo ren I think the word he's searching for is protege Oh, but would that even work? It's a free open source ontology editor and a knowledge Guided and supported by an older experienced individual, I guess you could very Like broadly say that that's potentially what's happening, but we already know it's not He's palpatine's protege protege. If anything, but I don't even think that counts I mean that counts more because snoke has been training him under palpatine's puppeteering That's why he was so furious after being told having anakin skywalker not appear to kylo ren is so What what is he? Yeah, what is he is he showing a scene of him being angry in a different mood? Yeah, he's angry there because snokes said he looks silly with his mask on So he fucks his mask up in the elevator Yeah So i'm gonna have to fix that by the way Genius because it forces him to go through the same journey that ray and why is everybody ducking even when han solo appeared Wasn't a first ghost Of his own internal memory for kylo ren to have the strength to forge his own path is what makes this trilogy Man kind of a dick move for leia not to tell everyone to get off the bridge. Yeah Kind of a fucking dick as you know what fuck you leia. We're in trouble right now You should be telling actually fuck you You know, he's coming to blow you up and you're not saying guys We need to get off the bridge Also, highly aware of your shields not being focused to the front which by the way What the fuck We're gonna make it so that we move faster at the cost of being vulnerable The rest of the ship while fighters are flying around us like good job It's it's almost april of 2020 and we're already finding we're finding new things The last Jedi that are fuck ups. What is the thing we talked about how tros is worse or whatever I was like don't forget how bad tlj is guys. Don't ever forget. It's fucking stupid. That was a new thing. I just noticed That's a new thing. I've never she was distracted rags. That's why she didn't say she was distracted What's a good general doesn't let herself get distracted by talking to somebody when the lives of all of her crew are in danger I liked uh psa such point out that like kylo and reya four before But it was this time that for some reason she managed to like detect it and do something about it lair. I mean Like how would he how many times have you not done anything about this? Different this time it's different But here she's frail and weak and cgi And she says that she kylo ren had to become what ray believed As luke said some things are stronger than what kylo had to become what ray believed kylo had to become what ray believed Which is nothing Let's roll that back because i'm i'm lost It's because it forces him to go through the same journey that ray and luke went through before him Even when han solo appeared man everyone on the bridge is retarded because they see the tai fighters fly past them And they know that they're not shielded. Yeah, they should immediately be like shields up shields up It doesn't literally if we blow ourselves up At the cost of being able to go slightly faster. It won't matter because we'll be dead Man wow, that's another new fucking wow tlg wish it it really was. Yeah Wow appeared to him It wasn't a force ghost It was a remnant of his own internal memory for kylo ren to have the strength to By the way a remnant of your memory. That's that's a memory You not just that right your own internal memory as opposed to someone else's external memory Well, yeah, if I like download my memories usb, and then I forget them But he clarifies your own memory like well, it's gonna be rags his memory in my head What do you mean? Why did you say it like that stop it? Oh, man, this has been a long day Forge his own path is what makes this trilogy consistent kylo ren had to become what ray believed As luke said some things are stronger than i the path we forge is that of strength The skywalker name through ben and luke's journey and even anakin before him becomes less a product of lineage And more a product of meaning the skywalker name mean okay, what was anakin's lineage? and The what are you comparing anakin's lineage to in the prequels because he doesn't really have one schmi Schmi fucked a bartender in mosaizley who was like johnson skywalker And he was really powerful with force Or something but he didn't but he doesn't that's not a person to say that's not lineage She g is a stem and like this How does he compare these two things? I don't know the questions i'd ask him and This has gotten very flowery like i'm barely following anymore And we and we just had to let the thing go the whole kylo had to become what ray believed was like That's just fucking nonsense. I don't even know where to go with that Means nothing unless you do something with it the unspoken romance between kylo It's unspoken because there's not one Just you man I haven't unspoken Love with my plumber because there's not one That's why we never talk about it I can't believe like we made fun of major lee for like detecting this like oh There's other people who do as well There's a whole fab base of them who are like yep these two fucking Each day every day all day. What's happening? I don't know if you missed it, but all those looks they give to each other. That's robots. It's like I don't know if these people know What like a relationship is Remember when when he killed han that's that got a really hot. I was like oh Oh stab me with your big Dab me dad I'll just heal. I'll just fucking force heal myself Oh, that's probably a fetish in the jedi world at this point at least disney counted world Stabbing each other and force healing each other like you It's like it's like in they interpret Looks they give each other But like if you ask me honestly what is happening in this scene I'd be like I think it's ray cutting kylo off because kylo failed right like he Instead of joining her to fight for the good tisms. He was like nah Uh, I want to blow it all up Which is not what she wants and then he actually just commits to blowing up the resistance and they managed to escape in time So she she closes the door on him, right? She's like fuck you you piece of shit and he feels guilty As he holds the dice that apparently he knew meant a lot to han's ex-girlfriend too TLJ is not very good. Just putting it out there But it doesn't mean that they have a romance for fuck's sake Fucked up romance. We're in ray and they're being a force diet is exemplary of the power that the sheer will Oh, what a sentence the force diet is a an exemplary Oh I gotta hear that again. I actually this is probably the e-fab where I felt most like a teacher Not not like that. I think that I am teaching people stuff But like marking if you know what I mean, like we're just listening. We're just like this this cross cross cross This paper is now more red than white Yeah, and I'm just I'm getting I'm you're gonna you're not gonna put like I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed Walker name means nothing unless you do something with it The unspoken romance between kylo and ray and they're being a force diet is exemplary of the power that the sheer will has over your outcome They're drawn the fuck does that mean the fuck does that even mean exemplary of the It's an example of the sheer will how sheer will affects the outcome. But what what does he mean by that? I don't know Like so they like through the sheer force the there they basically had enough Will power come a dyad Or that's not true either No The dyad is just there for a plot device. Yeah, is that did they establish the force will create a power to rise Against power, you know like a balance or like tis'll be shit. Yeah, doesn't that just mean that someone's gonna rise up to beat ray Yeah, that's all it means. It's not there. It's like their will isn't even necessary for the diet thing to rise in the first place, right? So I don't know what he's talking about Rags you remember the narrow video where he like tried to argue that this whole time the two teams have been balanced in terms of light and dark And then he said I'm gonna ignore palpatine right now because we don't know if I just like no palpatine was there the whole fucking time Yeah, he's alive. Yeah, that he made that stupid graph and we talked about putting a thub on the scale, you know They're like, well, we can just ignore things. Oh, that makes Palpatine he kind of fucks with my whole scale By the way, um, I I looked up force dyad in the force Because you can't say force dyad. That's insensitive dyad It is literally just these two that's it No, it was from sheer force of will the exemplary power was shown to be whatever he said That's why I mentioned in this film. It's it's that's when it's first even mentioned in star wars. They made this shit up What no way. Yeah, this is Yes, this is it. This is the first time it's mentioned. No way. I never would have thought that in this film Yeah It's because I was thinking surely there were like there's no way that no too Jedi have ever had A connection to one another that was that strong as these two fucking goober heads But apparently these have been the only one only Only these two make sense if you think about their sheer will being exemplary of the power I mean think of all of the Jedi who have had like forbidden relationships because you know, it's happened all the Jedi who love each other like completely and totally and fully and then they're a And they you know elope and get married and they Die for each other or they are with each other for decades and decades No, these two people the ray and kylo ren these two uh They're the ones The first dyad in the force I'm disappointed that you'd suggest they would pull something out of their ass Like can a dyad can can a can a dyad be created by a father son connection? How come Luke and Darth Vader weren't a dyad. No, it's got to be light and dark even though kylo is light By the end I guess I don't even know But they were a dyad before that when he was dark. They're all so died after it So two goodies can become dyads Yeah, yeah Okay As if any of this is like I'm just like I'm Desperately attempting to try and see if they have a reference or making sense of this But the more you make sense to this guy and he's got a brain in his icon What do you got don't tell me that tens and tens upon thousands of years of jedi And this is the first dyad these two fucking goober heads remember It was heavily referenced in the leaks the dyad, but in the film It's mentioned is it once or twice because I think they tried to cut it because it just it's just fucking nonsense It's like what I think kylo mentions it once and they even need it Yeah, and then pal patine does the sucky sucky. He's like, oh A dyad is the horse. Oh my god. I know this is the thing. I don't know how anyone knows Thing you two are literally the one of them and I can overpower you both even though They're supposed to be the most powerful thing would put together whatever the fuck. Yes I mean, I love the the dyad of the force this huge special thing And it's nothing compared to ray just having all the jedi ahead apparently You're two lightsabers. Oh, yeah, sorry two lightsabers. Yeah Product of lineage and more a product of meaning the skywalker name means nothing unless you do something With it the unspoken romance between kylo No, no, no, here's the thing like a lineage Is specifically a bloodline that you could measure with dna like it's a thing that exists It doesn't have intrinsic meaning It's a thing that you could measure on track. You could dna test it Right, so don't do this whole it would name is only what you mean of it is like No, it's a physical thing No, because she called herself skywalker at the end so it's not blood Yeah, she can call herself whatever but exactly she could call herself ray bigs. It doesn't fucking matter Lauren ray and they're being a force diet is exemplary of the power that the sheer will has over your outcome What does that what do you mean that the power sheer will has over your outcome? What do you mean? These two had so much willpower who will was not met in this film. She wanted kylo's to turn good guy. He didn't Who will was for luke to get off the fucking island instead of VRing his way over there, but he still did I mean luke and leia Weren't a dyad. I guess not. No, I don't I don't want the requirements for a dyad again That's the thing if you're gonna if you're gonna pull this out of your ass This is where it you have to take into account the past right if You're telling me that tens of thousands of years of countless jedi No two have ever had a connection that is stronger than these two fucking buffoons Who met a couple of times? Ray's pretty powerful. Do you disagree with that? Certainly don't disagree with that You know if kylo no way she rose to meet kylo. So he must have been pretty powerful except when he's not Remember how he beat her after she trained and she beat him before she was trained even though he was trained by luke and snook And you only had one lesson to finish his training according to snook in tfa Do you like how some people try to defend the end of tfa by saying kylo was untrained? I think the writers are untrained. I think this whole thing was a fucking disaster We're on to each other because they stem from the same metaphysical roots From the same metaphysical Since that they're Like it's not metaphysical roots. If anything it's actual physical roots. They're related They come from the same incestual roots Like if palpatine created the if it's really weird i'd the same metaphysical roots like The amount of stretching that you have to do To try and pull one tiny little Was the thing this is simultaneously exhausting. I knew like we've not heard anyone try to do this with tross So i haven't heard these words strung in a sentence consecutively before. Yeah, that is true Three of the power that the sheer will has over your outcome They're drawn to each other because they stem from the same metaphysical roots rey accepts it kylo denies it And when he finally does accept his reality he can let his true connection shine through love with rey the kiss makes sense Oh It's like an essay it feels like an essay of a kid who who has to defend or really undefend That was his that was his challenge Yeah, his problem here is that this guy is essentially saying that kylo's actions don't define him What really defines him is this metaphysical connection in his love of rey It's not all the terrible massacres that he's done. It's not the murder. It's not the killing It's not the capturing. It's not the kidnapping all the actions that he takes that isn't kylo That's not kylo this metaphysical thingy. That's really kylo Like no no if your actions are the most defining thing about you What a terrible message I just love that he was like the kiss makes sense. It's like oh jesus When you're that desperate Because of their unspoken personal journey rey dies and with her palpatine Who revives her? Ben no and not with her palpatine No, no, she still has This fucking blood Dude the correct the correct series of events to describe his eyes is palpatine dies Which is what he wanted but somehow doesn't end up being the thing he wants rey then dies for some reason And then ben dies to bring it back. No, her blood is still palpatine blood Bloodlines are it's a bloodline. It's in the blood. It's a physical thing It doesn't go away because you die and get resuscitated But the implication as well is that being a palpatine means that she was always at risk of being evil Which to me is so bullshit. It's like no everyone's at risk of being good and evil to begin with It's all about the fucking prison. Oh your grandpa was evil. That means you're evil now. It's like no This isn't the bible Just gay this whole thing is gay His life was interesting and with that his journey love lost his legacy and name does as well Where is this in the film? I've had my tongue and people's assholes and we don't have that kind of connection and you're just making it up You're just making it up. He's like his soul and his journey. He's experienced the metaphysical roots Brags the metaphysical roots inside of her lips And no You're doing the metaphysical roots I don't want to don't want to hear that again. It was it was just so true Ben Skywalker his life force enters her and with that his journey love lost his legacy and name does as well Ray becomes a Skywalker by virtue of ben Skywalker's sacrifice. She fulfills the path of the children Explain yourself Don't just say it explain it He used his life energy to rescue her. That means he's putting skywalkers into her Don't you understand? I His energy is solo skywalker energy hers is palpitism when she died the palpitism energy left her And then when ben resurrected her he gave her solo skywalker energy. It makes sense I need to this is one of those things you ask him to explain like sit him down and say Defense me that this is actually what happens People say he's a solo not a skywalker. He has Leia's blood. So You know, but it's too stupid in any way the idea that like he's putting skywalker and solo-iness into her It's like what yeah, because Leia has skywalker blood organa name. She takes the solo name I assume while they're married. They get a divorce. She takes the name organa back, which makes the most sense and then Even the but the blood line is kylo being a skywalker and a solo so Why do I bother Those who went through the mission of kylo ren through the lineage of the skywalker and the life shared between them Rey's personal force combined with the name of the skywalker is what wraps this entire saga of beautifully It all makes sense It's like if you assume that everything that this guy has said is totally logical If all we have to do is grant the premise That everything he said is totally accurate and true Then it the the conclusion totally makes sense as well Also, what a shitty way to turn on that lightsaber if you're fighting with it Well, the spinning the thing. Yeah, yeah, you spin it. Um it all makes sense as a meme in Uh in gadelp 3. I don't know what video we covered before but it all makes people say it all makes sense Is just that's the thing people people like to say that when stuff doesn't make any sense I want us to grow beyond our preconceived notions Also, isn't like mandatory for lightsabers to look as if you shouldn't hold them Like only do coups was the was of all the lightsabers. I've seen his is the one that looks actually economic Hmm Like all of the others don't look anything like handles of actual weapons. I'm like man, it's kind of weird You'd think they'd all essentially look like swords without the blade in them, you know but Well, I just I'm imagining holding that in a fight and thinking man Instead of paying attention to the intellectual man and bind with the name of the skywalker is what wraps this entire saga up beautifully It all makes sense. I want us to grow beyond our preconceived notions I want us to let fear be an if it makes sense. Then why would our preconceived notions be at all to it? If it makes sense, then we'd be sitting here saying, oh, yeah, that totally makes sense I mean, it's possible for us to be mistaken. I understand that but like he's implying that it's like You've got preconceived notions based on knowledge you already have and yet this eddig makes sense that you think doesn't make sense You're like, um, we're not we're not saying we cannot be wrong We're saying that we have really really strong references to the point of near certainty And you haven't convinced us of anything Like actually, yeah, if if he sat down with someone And legitimately tried to convince them that this all makes sense It would be a mess Like where would you even begin? An example and failure be a teacher most of all I just want all of us to be able to love star wars and love those stories despite our heroes No, just love it. Just love it. It can't be this nonsensical fucking garbage Because we're not like you who who just have no standards. I'm guessing just no standards It's gotta be good paths. We might not agree with people write these stories and their love is reflected in the characters What if they're not what if hateful people write them what happens then? Yeah I the people who wrote this you would be Forgiven for thinking what if Hitler wrote it what happens then Hey Hitler wrote mine camp and the man loved Germany But this guy would probably be like no that's hateful a lot That's his vision though They're in we can't go back so like ray. Let's rise and look forward with hope and joy. Oh my god May the force joy you all Oh no like Like what's there to be hopeful and joyful for like everything's like remember six planets got destroyed Luke was destroyed. Han was destroyed. Leia went out like a fart Chewie was an uber driver Yeah, see 3PO was made fun of and then forced to say that ray and po and fit were his friends And then when he came back to life, they nobody gave a shit still. Yeah Really great. I I can't imagine what it was like for a galaxy to For for a galaxy to come to terms with the fact that days ago or a year ago or whatever Six planets full of people got destroyed blown up gone billions dead Like how do you how do you look to the future with hope and joy when that happened? Oh, yeah, the force was destroyed as well I uh in the force too Like what's she gonna do just be what luke should have been the whole time, of course the real skywalker Thank you for watching and as always Stay thoughtful He's he single-handedly embarrassed the piano I feel bad for knowing how to play the If the piano was a person it'd be like, please stop doing this And and it it's almost just like Perfect the hidden themes of disney star wars. It's like yes, that is the kind of video you'd expect at pop-up on eFab sociology of the Things of disney star wars video essay Video essay. I don't know about you guys, but I was blown away by the intellectualness The intellectualness. Yes that too I don't even I feel if it's like a fever dream just blew past my memory Who watches this and they're like, yeah, this makes sense You have to be one of the most gullible morons in the world to Watch a video like this and think that it makes any semblances There's just so much to go through like how he's concluded any of it It's very dense And then you watch a film you watch a video like yours or sitches or shads or anything like that That just goes over here's all the reasons why there are here all these contradictions things literally do not make any sense and It's like cold hard fucking facts about the film what happens scenes references lines dialogue And then it's this which is just the opposite just feelsy wheelsy artsy fartsy make stuff up subcontext it's like two different worlds How's everyone doing? I'm doing all right I have to check out now because it's 10 a.m Oh my god, it's nice and early. Yeah, nice and early. Yeah Yeah, it was a good chat guys Yeah, yeah, exactly This is a good chat until the cutal stream until the cutal Do you want to do you want to tell the the wonderful people in chat what you get up to on your on your channel? Oh, hey, hey guys weekend warrior I talk about how the clintons are a demonic Who sacrificed the molok I couldn't believe that hillary clinton sacrificed Chickens rags chickens. He's very he's very picky about that if she sacrificed chickens, then that wasn't enough to beat trump She should have sacrificed something bigger Yeah, like like some some kids probably she should have sacrificed jeffrey hebstin Now he he'd go back. Oh, he's already here. So sacrifice someone else. Yeah. Oh, I tried to buddy killed himself That's what they all say well my channel That's one of my other channels And my main channel is about video games and movies and I want to I want to release a video about No, not actually just rise of skywalker. How about disney star wars is a fucking narrative disaster piece. So there you go The when can we expect such a video to drop? Well, hopefully by the end of this week if I I hope I hope so go subscribe. Otherwise, you won't see it Fools This was fun guys. I'll see you when I see you again That is true Yep, it is what it is Let's dab on the haters Dab on the hate dab on the dyad dab on the dyad boom Well, this is fun guys. Have a good day or night wherever you are. Thanks for coming and uh, yeah, we'll catch you around, dude Yeah, see you later Bye. Stay frosty. Well, boy Stay into the cutal Um, how you feeling jay longbone? You're right. Oh, I'm good. I'm good I've got that. Yeah, the watch together still. Um, so there was the the in the title I did mention movie bobs origins We might might move that to another episode because we're running up to Many an hour that first one the hella greeter one took a lot long because I expected us to It's like five minute videos a few hours But there's um, there's quite a few super chats and uh streamlabs to get through so I figure it's Best to give that a tackleroo. I'm sorry chat. We can't always get to what's in the title, but um, obviously movie bobs origins It's it's we'll we'll make sure to have a strong roster For once that is is covered In the in the near future Uh, yeah, you is everyone good for me to start reading these out Yep Go for it. Well, tell you what let me uh, let me pee pee. I'll be right back. Oh my god. Okay. Um Have a look see There's one about a Mars size candy corn. I think Maybe that's where we start. All right. Get that highlighted It's addressed to rags. So I'll just uh, I'll wait on that a second The first one is Yes, oh by the way chat before I continue with super chats. I just wanted to say See, see this is the they're making me read this out as if I'm saying it But this is super chat says tfa part three is just about finished editing should be out friday at the latest See, that's not true Um, the editing on that is taking a very long time But most hours of the day are going toward it and it's uh, it's on the way But don't worry when it gets closer and closer. I will Let you know, um, but I will be excited to get it out. It's it's gonna be long We're looking at a three hour video at the very least at the most probably three and a half, but I'm not sure yet All right, um Rags a Mars size candy corn is about to hit earth The only way to stop it is to let oh wait, we did read that one out. I remember Um, because I could see where that one was going Mm-hmm Do you remember answering a question about ghost in the shell? I do not remember it When was that the through the four? Oh, yeah, we must have answered that. Okay All right, then Bum bum dd. Yeah, I remember answering that Um, okay third age from 2004 was mentioned in efat movies. What's your opinion on it? I remember the ending feeling rushed because your party was basically teleported from palinal fields to the top of saran's tower Between scenes and he was the final boss. Yeah, it's totally rushed. Um The it's kind of hard to to say because like I probably have to replay it again, but I had loads of fun with that kick about and I had replayed it relatively recently in terms of like Over the years on the dolphin emulator. It's um it's Charming. I'm not sure I would go as far as saying it's a really good game. I don't know It's kind of hard to know for sure. I'd have to like really go into seeing how it's balanced and I guess uh How well it all scales up as you as you progress and what the options are for different parties, but um I mean, I remember it being fun like gameplay wise the um The funny part was it trying to give you a brand new like original fellowship to do with whatever you wanted while also sort of having you Do the storyline of the fellowship in the films, but and also not be them So like you were following them all the time parallel to it a bit Yeah, just behind the whole time and then you fight with gandalf against the balrogs. Like no, that didn't happen Yeah, you well, uh, you you fight as gandalf against the balrog because he wipes everyone else in like one move Yeah, and then with idreal you just keep doing aura of the bala Yeah, bala can't do shit there were some Clearly correct choices of party members. That's the thing that's kind of it just broke the game Idreals aura of the vala just broke the game idreal was the best and had hod could make people like invincible Yeah, mountain shield over and over again Yeah, it was just you'd always have those two which are both controlled by player two by the way I as player one I played it with my brother because it's co-op um I I use barathor Because he's all right But clearly a huge power difference between the um between the characters um Combat was all I don't know. I can't like I wouldn't play it again There was like I remember enough about it I mean tell you what I would if we could do like a co-op run online. I would do the show Yeah, if we could play co-op online, I would yes because I'd be curious to see a lot of it Yeah, yeah, yeah um I'd be down I've been working on a time travel story for about a year and I have a scene where the character goes to 2015 And people are throbbing all over the upcoming episode seven reminding him of the dark times ahead Love you massive stay safe and wash your anuses why Yeah, the washing of the anus takes longer than that that would unironically be pretty weird wouldn't it to go Back to 2015 when tfa is about to come out knowing what's gonna happen with all of it Make a career out of it Absolutely be like I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna be on the first video out. I'm gonna get a video out before the film's even out Uh high rags. Do you have an opinion on jay nailer? Oh, he's a very talented uh Artist, yeah I really like his uh really really like his work Really like uh a lot of the stuff he does definitely one of my favorites Don't know anything about him as a person though. I don't know anything about him, but I am a a um a lover of his work Also, what's your favorite type of cheese? Hmm either honestly brie and american No brie and pepper jack Uh, it'd be cool to see you and rags react to this. What is this? You know, uh person who sent that in I'll throw that into our selection for um Uh, we've got a lot of meme videos to record reactions to the copyright stuff in them We'll need to sort that out. We're a little bit booked up because we've got batwoman to do Um and some other stuff, but I'll get to it. I'll put that on the uh The selection so you'll be able to see that eventually Uh, because that's definitely copyright. Um, it is what it is versus they did it okay the way that they did it versus It's fine. They're all fine. Hello grito versus jarred versus motion picture robertson In the three-way battle of incredibly detailed objective analysis Um, I think there's a bit of a difference. Um, it is what it is. It of course it's like True, you don't even say anything really the other way. Yeah That's that's like a nonsense. It's a thing that you don't even need to say it so on me. Um Uh But they did it okay the way that they did it is redundant Uh, but it's not like tautologically I mean you're essentially just saying it's okay, right? Yeah, what they did was okay is essentially how you can shorten that They did it okay the way they did It's just an awkward way of saying what they did was Uh, or the way they did it was okay and the final one is it's fine. They're all fine It's fine. They're all fine is it depends on what they're referring to. I mean, I guess that's the same thing again, right? It's like they're all okay Instead of it being okay. Yeah, the if we're getting the second Yeah, the first one has to be true. The second one Uh Is an awkward way to say something pretty non-committal. Yeah, it's it's an awkward way of saying a uh an opinion essentially and the third one is Also an opinion referring to more than one thing Uh Bonjour ranks Hello. Hi there Next one says I've contracted the big gay. So I've been pretty much bedridden. Thanks for helping with the loneliness Um, well, no problem. Oh, hopefully you join the streams and the uh Lord the Rings tisms that have been coming out. We've still got for people who are curious after Lord the Rings tisms are done. So godzilla a wrinkle in time, which Jay Longbone was actually there for that and Fringy. They um They they weren't responding to it the way Brie Larson promised, but we you know, we recorded all this is fine. Um And toy story four that still hasn't come out. I think there's only is that the three? There might be more than that. Oh, this is a torchwood thing as well if Jay ever Gets that to be released. But yeah more stuff coming after return of the king is attempted to release again In a couple of days. We'll we'll give that another shot Uh, either way more movie stuff is kind of what I'm getting at Rags raggers poop with the door open never Very super chat you massives. That's actually number five number five Oh my god, there's a door to close it will be closed It's jay. It's judge dread. No way jack Longbone. What's up my Ewok? Damn See Quinn's such a bad influence man Uh, would you rather poop in the shower or pee in the bath? So if you pee in the bath you I'm assuming that they require that you stay in the bath after that's done So you're just Just chilling in there not real okay so Uh, I'm gonna change to poop in the shower I it doesn't it depend like what it so because if you could probably if you if you drop a nice solid You know, it's just it just stays in the corner and you have your shower That might actually affect you less right than the pee in the bath Well, you could just pee over the you could just poop over the drain. Do you get to choose where you poop? Well, surely you always get to choose to repoop. Yeah, because the pee it doesn't matter where you choose, right? That's just yeah, because the pee is going to be everywhere around you and you have to Right, however, you can poo in the Just imagine the sound of it hit the bottom of the tub but you could You could poo in the shower, but still take a total and complete shower and be totally clean Because you know gravity in the water going down and all that stuff But if you pee in the bath and that is all in the bath water Then yeah, I feel like you I mean it's all on you. You can't get away from it. You know, you can't get out So assuming that you have to You know do that then Yeah, then I'm gonna say, uh I'm gonna say That you're in a sterile it's like Uh-huh. I ain't exactly my issue It's the the smell of it and having it being all over me Yeah, wait, would you poop standing up? Oh, no. Yeah, I could I could do stuff, right? You could you could like Crouch, oh you could like you can like slides down your leg. What about that? We can shower it off You could yeah, you've got you can you're in a shower If if there's a ever a time to poop on yourself, it's while you're taking a shower Yeah, but that stench like shower water is different from bath water bath water like you're immersed and You know, you know the shower will it will carry it away from you and be gone and you will have it'll be all over your feet What if you have like a really long shower and it breaks it breaks the poopie apart and it'll drain Like poop still has like residue. So like the one's still gonna travel water No, you have soap like it's a civilized Nation and it's the 21st century. We have actually did not specify that this was a first world country Even then the fact that you can even if it's just running water and you rubbing it off you will still come out okay And if you're taking a shower it is implied that you have soap and the whole point of soap is to clean you If if you don't trust the soap and water then why are you trusting why you taking a bath in the first place or shower in the first place If you don't think you'll do its job a shower isn't as thorough when it comes to shit That is you have all the time you need and you can check and you can look and see yourself I what kind of shit are we talking about like? Like they don't specify unfortunately play dough like play dough or like soft serve ice cream Like what what consistency are we talking here? I guess I guess we have to answer that ourselves. Yeah, I mean mine is Because mine comes out pretty clean. I mean like I don't like I've got a pretty good diet for it. It's just it's done It's just out, you know, like I don't it doesn't I don't I'm fine I don't have any issues in that aspect of my life I mean I got my toilet paper and my wet wife saying you let it out You kick it down to the drain and then you shower off any problems that may have happened as a result Yeah, you could yeah And then you'd be totally fine as if it was never there because it is a shower the point of the shower And if you can't be clean after that that's on you and your bathing ability Not the poopy shower. Yeah All right, there you go. We have the answer nailed it there This is what see I I originally said pee in the bath water, but then I was like, oh, no, thank rags. Use that use that brain ears There you go also Eat lots of meat Did Smiler I'll get his name from the amusement park ride the Smiler He has mentioned that and his icon relates to that, but I'm pretty sure unless He can tell you more about this. I could have sworn You got the Smiler from Theon's horse in Game of Thrones What that someone said use the turd like a bar of soap Oh no, no, no, but yeah, I'd have to ask him to be certain on that one This one says south pole fix your mic. Damn Just just that overflow from last time Why aren't you outside clapping? It's eight o'clock. I'm busy and I don't think that was for every day. That was for a specific day Uh, usually is this haldir? Oh Do you remember that rags? That video will go back up. I swear Uh, how much money do I need to give to kick jay? Cheers. He's been kicked It's free. Yeah, it's like great eyeshadow legends Thoughts on the great outdoors with john candy I don't like I've seen that assuming that's I haven't seen it. Hmm I like the great outdoors though. Just yeah, it's a neat place. I like them Have you guys watched upper echelon's tizmy do maternal review yet? He's also been dismissing criticisms as people fanboying Um, I've been sent that Yeah, I someone linked it in my discord. I need I need to fucking Obliterate do maternal. I need to play the shit out of it. I just haven't gone around to it yet I'm because right now Where I am I'm right about to finish the last mission and I'll replay it and do some other stuff with it But so far I think it's okay I think it's okay. It's not bad. It's definitely not bad. I do think there are some There are definitely things I do not like about it, but I gotta play it some more and Stuff like that, but it's It's good. It's hard because the next question was thoughts on do maternal. So I don't have them yet. I will have There you go Everyone drink lots of water if the virus is in your throat about to enter your lungs the water will push it to the stomach acids killing it Say that one more time I don't know if this is true It just says drink lots of water because if the virus is in your throat about to enter your lungs The water will push it to your stomach acids instead killing it Yeah, drinking fluids is just a good. I good solid idea all the time. Anyway, we evolved to drink fluids Fluids we're good at it Yeah, water is good for you. I drink a lot of tea. That's the mini pee breaks that I take So Drink your water Drink your water. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world This bud light that's that's basically I feel Mostly because I'm pooping with the door open. Oh, they feel good about the end of the world because they're pooping with the door open Doesn't that support rags its theorem that it's a bad thing to do? What do you think brought on the end of the world there? I think if enough people did simultaneously it would yeah All the all the poo stank would get out into the atmosphere And it would you know in civilization It only makes sense Can you imagine a pile of poo that all of humanity has created? Don't just ignore me just carry on Uh, have you seen beast don't know wait, I've skipped ahead maybe Oh, no, I have have you seen beast dolls. I love it. I'm not a fairy Uh, no, I have I've heard it's good, but I just I haven't seen it Just not a not a fan of anime, but I've heard it's good. Maybe one of these days. I'll check it out Maybe one of these days Yeah, I I'm not even sure what it is. I think people have recommended it before Did you hear that jabby might have the virus? Well, that's yeah, it's a terrible and I really really don't want fucking anybody to have it at this point because uh Not only does that help less people get it in general, but it means less suffering for the people too Fucking it's an asshole of a virus I'm gonna I'm with my my hot take is I don't like it. I do not like the virus I'm not hearing a lot of competition in that regard like I'm not hearing counter-arguments So I think the what I say makes some sense. So I'm gonna yeah, I'm just gonna commit to that position Um until I looked at the description. I thought that dread was doomcock Oh How does that feel? Someone thought you were a doomcock Dreadcock I'll bit free fat movies. It would be funny. I don't know if it would work. I'm not sure how that would go Like watching maybe we found someone who made like scathing videos about him. Oh, like just right I would definitely value him Yeah, it would be really interesting to have his input on that. We just talk about we just tell him No, he doesn't understand the themes Tornado about to hit downtown Pittsburgh warn everyone, please That's awful if true. Well, I mean, it's probably already happened by Yeah, I hope you guys made it. Yeah, hope it's not as bad as it can be Rags, would you huff my internet gas if I promised it would give you superpowers? That depends on what the superpowers are honestly Because here's the thing about That uh screen time, right? Suppose if you don't know screen time is a new marvel superhero and he was exposed to The internet gas and now he's connected to the internet basically 24 7 and can google anything The horrifying thing about that is that that means he's connected to all the child pornography and the isis of heading videos And all the other terrible horrible horrible things that are on the internet all the time Which would be interesting if they played it off as a kind of he's constantly struggling with whether humanity Is good or not or if it's even worth saving and he's depressed a lot of the times and you know He always has to surround himself with friends and he's a good role model for people who might Be depressed or who might really be down all the time and he rises above that and he gives a good positive message But I would not were I a gambling doggo put my money down that they would be able to do that so Thoughts on the iDubbs controversy Uh, I only know a little bit about it In his girlfriend and his reaction. I haven't seen this stuff yet I don't know anything about it. Give me. What do I not know? Well, I guess Go ahead. Oh, okay um, well His his girlfriend like started like there's a whole lot of fucking war behind the ship. Apparently she's a moron She's apparently Using him and she's just not all she's not she's not right. Let's just say that she's she's kind of shitty And then she started only fans account Which before like before then he paid for her to have a boob job So I'm guessing that kind of ties into the only fans thing but like this it's a culmination of that People like people are calling him a simp basically because He supports this shitty girlfriend despite her being shitty and the people don't And then you got people simping for iDubbs saying you can't have an opinion about it because it's none of no one's business Despite the fact that he released a fucking nine minute video on his own channel to his 7.9 million viewers um like reaffirming His sim status With all with that coupling with that coupling with everything everyone knows about his girlfriend Thus far like it just doesn't look good for The down votes aren't looking these are the the most down votes. I think I've ever seen iDubbs have on a video It doesn't you know, yeah, I was gonna say he's kind of an internet golden boy Yeah, and now people Let's just leave him alone This is like Subscriber channel Um So what's like What's the what's the expected end to this Thing that's happening then people are just like Like his fans some of his fans want him to get away from Just at least at the very least Just why couldn't you just like not saying it like if it was so irrelevant It would didn't mean anything if people's opinions don't mean anything. Just don't fucking say anything You could salvage what dignity you have left by just to say hey like my girl. Yeah, my girl My girlfriend's got a lot of skills of shit Or just not say anything I think She seems to be a the girl a lot of people have a lot of problems with the girlfriend herself and what she's done and the only fans thing was kind of like A a breaking point for a lot of them Um And his handling of it has apparently been really terrible. I don't know yet. I need to um You know, I'll read through stuff Like I'm kind of skimming over a comment here But there he's been deleting comments about it on the video and stuff Oh, that it's hard to confirm that isn't it? Yeah, it was it was it was this popular comment of someone like chronic Here i'll post it but There I think there are ways to find out a lot of people sometimes claim it because Of how it like it gets whatever reported or something like that. Um But apparently, uh Seems to be a thing and it's happening with other comments as well, so And the one thing I would say is that If he's deleting the man, he's deleting ones as new as 10 minutes ago. It's like just be Also 10 minutes ago 2k upvotes. Holy shit Yeah, uh Don't know anything about it, but um, you know, I have to see what like I'm assuming it's not going to get any bigger than it is Now and it does seem to be over something that's like probably solvable Potentially solvable Problem seems to be her Is a big thing. Um, people that's what people have a problem with it's her like people are like yeah Clowning them and calling them a symphony But it you know, that's that's that's what that's whatever like it's she is the one who's really causing people to React the way they're reacting I got this comment here. You've ignored most of the reasons why people are upset. The only fans was the cherry on top I'm not even upset. She's creating an only fans account. I'm upset at what a hypocrite she is She slut shamed other women before she says she's body positive and all that stuff But then goes off to make fun of people that are bigger or fat She said she's struggling with eating disorders and yet goes on to make fun of other people with eating disorders She stole an art from other creators. She openly said that the holocaust was a beneficial thing There's probably a lot more others can add on to what I'm trying to say is You're just answering. Oh, I'm fine with her making an only fans account And you fucking retard in cells need to get off my ass not her hypocritical actions and personality Aren't you the constant cop that hated hypocrites? Hold her accountable for her actions If you want to date a shit person go ahead But have an explanation to the people that look up to you care about you and support you as to why Now on the fact that she cheated on her ex-boyfriend with you She years will cheat again just a little tidbit for you And yeah, I know if I had a girl friend and she uh cheated On her ex-boyfriend with me I would feel pretty shitty about that like if I knew she had a boyfriend Then I wouldn't do anything this bros of her hoes that sort of thing He's wouldn't feel good about it. Would wouldn't be right Wouldn't be right and plus it shows that she's Not She she doesn't hold being You know faithful to a person she's in a relationship with to very high regard and if she wants that to be me next then I'm just setting myself up for disappointment True to the dat But this is of course all allegedly. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I I don't know too much about Uh, hello massives nice avatar j also high rags Hello Also chat a rune just a heads up Uh tfa part three is almost finished and hopefully not making any promises, but I'm hoping to have it out next week That's from creamy sheev palpatine. Apparently he's making his own tfa series. Nice. Oh my god He can't possibly be referring to mine because as rag said possibly a year ago It would be out in august 2020 And I'm going to make that deadline. Do you understand that it's gonna happen And then as soon as I get it out then the efab following that rags will decide when part four is going to be coming out You don't have to really have a big thong about what kind of date to set for that one. Um If you travel through time forwards or backwards and have sex with yourself, is it gay or masturbation? It's gay No, no, no, no, no, no disagreements with that. All right. Yeah, I'm on board. Yeah I guess just to round it out if you go back in time If you go forward in time if you clone yourself you're creating another person that isn't you We only say that in a more colloquial sense. That is a separate entity right Like it has to do things like consent and it has its own ideas and thoughts Which is from you experiences and it will immediately deviate from you as well even if it was a clone Yes, so it isn't uh, it isn't it's not masturbation. It's definitely having sex with someone else This simply says I care for you jay with hearts kind of offensive Um jay you should review minecraft story mode season one and two For those of you who want something hilarious to watch Go to bro team pills channel. He did streams where he played those. There's highlights on his channel I one of the most enjoyable Set of youtube videos. I've ever watched as him playing through the minecraft story mode and making fun of how Garbage it is. I played it on my first channel is really bad It was the most viewers I'd ever had though. I remember being like why Why do people want to show this? What do you think of smallville? I personally always compare it to buffy mixing normal team life with supernatural under school as bad as hogwarts smallville Uh character work wasn't too impressive to me. I watched all 10 seasons though And I actually watched it because spike was in it. James masters was a brainiac um And it was fine. I remember just thinking it's fine. But I don't think I'd watch it again It's better than anything on the cw though, or at least from what I've seen Oh my god an efap during quarantine the perfect time for you massive also high rags Oh, he's muted I'll have to I'll have to make sure he gets that one as soon as he returns. Um He's shitting in the shower. Yep He's not the kind of dog to pee in the bath. We know this Uh When it comes to story character concepts and developments, is there such a thing as being fundamentally flawed? Or is it always a matter of writing execution? Uh, stay safe. Love you guys So it's complicated because Um, just the married bachelor thing, right? It's like if you have two Isis that that can't possibly coexist But even then you might think to yourself like What about a monster who has humanity? You know, like that sounds completely At odds with itself and it's like well actually that's what the premise of angel the show is so Really, I I guess I want to say it's about execution every time And whatever concept you come up with it would just be a matter of chiseling away until you Sort of find a way to make it settle um Execution always matters more than the idea anyway You can have like a really boring idea but execute it amazingly like guy who goes to the store to pick up groceries That's your premise. You're like, wow Can't imagine what's gonna happen with this, but then you could like really write it abasically. I don't know Um I kind of assume mola would love the luthers. I just saw that chat. I actually do remember liking little luther a lot uh The actor's name was john something right john Lover he's the he was in uh gremlins 2 Um, and yeah, and I liked and I remember being annoyed that uh lex luther wasn't in like seasons I want to say seven through ten because he like There was some kind of something went on behind the scenes that buoyed him out, but he came back in the final episode. I think Um, but I remember liking line luther a lot um By the way chat tfa part four should be ready for may. Oh my gosh creamy. She's just promising all the tfa videos Uh long manual tlj critiques split the russian film review community Um, I don't even know what that is, but all right. Anyway, have you been guys? Uh, I've been Well, I believe rags has how have you been? Oh, I'm here. I'm here. Uh, how do you get some? What's up what I miss have you been I've been well. I've also been not so well. I've been a lot of things actually. I think I've been most things Sweet that's the human experience right there the full rainbow of experiences. I don't know anything about a human experience I suppose it's comparable for the most part. Yeah, right now. I'm feeling good. I'm not sick or anything like that Woohoo, and I plan to keep it that way. There was also a high rags that you missed. Oh, hello to you Uh, by the way, don't kick jay. He'll get corona outside. He apparently already has it inside. Oh my goodness The outside might even help him at this point, you know spread it away from him Um, hi rags. Hello mohler. Hello and everyone Hello What do you think about bill and ted 3 coming out? I hope it's good. I'm sure it'll be great I hope it's good as my answer for all of these It's a it's a dim hope, but a hope nonetheless Not usually into that franchise, but a good kion who's in it. So He's gonna be in the new matrix too. Oh my god Now that one i'm worried about Because the wachowskis haven't been good in a while. I have a feeling they're gonna be heavily influenced by uh, john wick In such a weird thing to think about like matrix will try and catch up with john wick now I heard Somebody say oh the matrix will be great as long as I have a keanu reeves in it. And I was like Do you remember? Do you remember like matrix two and three? Well, it's the same logic as well. It's like, oh, you know Stahl's new sequel trilogy would be great as long as they have lucan, you know Down that road Uh, I wish they had tan instead of nine. It felt rushed Uh in terms of like stahl's episodes, I guess I mean if they had an extra if they had the four episodes for their trilogy, who knows how much worse it would get Yeah, I wish they had six. I wish they had enough to make it good. Whatever that requirement is Um inferno plus did a video on copyright abuse on youtube when he showed that a company had a job called video claimant expert Oh, yeah, that's a thing. I wasn't kidding. That's a thing I'm already like i'm not i'm not normally one to make fun of people's jobs But if that's your job Kill yourself It is a bit of a fucking frustrating job to know someone has, isn't it? I mean in old fairness if they're doing it to capture shit that's actually like you know, uh trying to reeves Mostly bots catch it. Anyway, I'd be surprised that they ever do it in a justified manner Most people aren't stupid enough to re-upload full movies or episodes or whatever And not be cool. Anyway What movie would they like how much money would they actually lose by taking it from the channels compared to how many false times it gets hit because you hear the horror stories and of people telling You know and showing that they've gotten all of these flags and all of these claims that are completely and totally false manually by some company on behalf of some other company doing it as a Thing i'm like, I think I think the cure is worse than the disease I agree Um, hi mauler and j. Hello. How are you enjoying uk-wide house arrest? Well, you know, it happens. It's uh, it's worth it. That's what I would say To smooth out that curve as they were saying isn't it ironic that these idiots say we resemble the first order how we're diverse and Multi-ethnic and because of house arrest or and we dress well Um, also it says hashtag kick rags Oh, no, oh unbelievable and hashtag go back to the ot Yeah And uh, you chose the best guests for this episode heart heart. Well, there's some some I give them a thumbs up and then a second thumbs up I find it likely an efap hater sends messages that a small channel is talking smack about their product They are sort of no lifers Well, if that's your job Then you just google it and you go to youtube and you type the keywords in and you sort by time and upload date and You look around and if that's your job to find it you'll probably find it Um, hey papa rags Hello I've thought about this and I need a second opinion. Is mauler just the evolved form of psa sitch? Mauler is more unbiased provides more content and his jokes hit harder than sitches. Is this true? I don't think that's true I don't know about that. Um, I think you're different and special in their own way I think didn't he he and I've drawn on tros for length as far as I know Um, yeah, as for me being more unbiased, I'd say he's pretty unbiased Certainly in his his movie reviews has been good shit. I haven't seen all of his catalog Um, yeah, I don't know as much about his political stuff and produces more content. I'm not actually sure that's true on on I produce more than he does but uh It could it could be I'd have to check all the numbers and stuff You know, we're we're more, you know, we're not we're brothers in longman. That's that's the uh, the crest we have All right makes total sense Everyone's at home everyone's online no bandwidth Or that would suck Um, I sure hope mooper is still a chronophobe A gadelblasting longer than 15 to 20 minutes might be more hazardous than the Coronavirus. I think it's the longest gadelp. Yeah, it's like 20 I'll say 27 maybe 23 minutes. I can't remember now It just keep getting longer Uh rose is a retard fin only liked hose Watch hardcore henry. You fucking dumbo's Yeah, so we gotta do One day first super chat found the perfect instrument for you. Just google translate bassoon from english to german Okay english Oh Uh, I didn't know that that's interesting Have you checked it? Yeah Wonder what the little robot lady would say I shouldn't try it, but I will Fagot Fagot it's more like fagot fagot How very offensive google how dare you um Honest trailers stole your fake name joke moeller I've not seen their tross video yet, but uh I shall have to check it out then How dare they steal my jokes I am offended Hmm I all I know it was brought up a while ago, but please watch super girl It's so bad the time where they took all of the bulletproof people off-willed so they can talk about gun control as a highlight We've thought about it. Oh wait, there's there's an idea there It's just like what would we do watch it from the beginning or maybe pick up after infinite Wait, we saying which one oh the super girl. Yeah, uh I've seen some bad stuff Uh, you see the compilations on youtube better. Oh terrible I don't know man. I think that's the thing batwoman is We got a long long way to go with batwoman who knows what other incredible television programs will have to Talk about by the time batwoman wraps up. Mm-hmm Yeah, take my Take many of my prized Shimig eckles, uh, we're not for this podcast I pretty much still be one of the bad ones you see on twitter stay safe everybody. Oh my One of the bad ones Hi rags and long man. Hope you guys are well. Hello, and yes quite well Um, I gotta recommend upper echelon gaming's doom eternal review for e-fap. He gets so much wrong It's impressive as he dismisses criticism toward it I mean, it seems like a lot of people want us to cover this one And uh, if I can just get around to completing doom It could finally be an e-fap about a game. How long has it been rags? How long has it been? I don't even know the last one. I feel like the last one was episode one No fallen jeta, uh fallen order tonal than fallen order It was it was probably tonal no matter what right because he's the he's a gaming channel. So yeah Um, I contributed to e-fap. Yay. Darth maul rises spelt the same way he spelt it in the video The the maul. Love it. Um, have you seen knives out? We're still supposed to set that up with critical drinker. I've I've spoken to him. We're we're getting there eventually It's in the works. Mm-hmm. I actually found it to be pretty good. Didn't see any major plot holes Ryan style works well for an independent mystery I it could very well. We shall see maybe it'll be the first e-fap movies where we go. Oh This is actually really good implying that lord rings aren't good, but you already know that we think those are amazing So Hi mauler. Hello. Hi rags Hello kick j naturally so glad I can listen to you guys while I'm outside in 98 Fahrenheit Dry heat pushing carts. I maybe saw but I got you guys Oh Don't boil And drink your liquids. We got that earlier as advice. Make sure you got a little bottle with you or something drink Oh, we could bring sausage doom man onto the one where we cover that video maybe That'd be interesting. Yeah Tell me young toxic brood. Do you know the tragedy of Darth Maul of the peeved p.s promote j longbone and kick j Well See how many people were satisfying by having kicked j already Uh hyperspacing the death star to get around is a colossal waste of fuel destroying the main planet first is a waste of time um Destroying the main planet is a waste of time Do you mean it well because like it'll fuck up the the only reason I think that you could pull For why they should have done either of those things is if they knew they were in extreme danger But the thing is talking Yeah, if it's just a matter of All we got to do is wait and we'll just Orbit and see it in a few moments. So we'll just blow it up then Yeah, it's like oh you can destroy in five minutes or we can do some some plan to maybe Destroy it faster than that and talking's just like just destroy it in five minutes fine It's like sir. There may be some kind of weakness and he's like lol some kind of weakness k Uh rules of light color dispersion white has more colors of light spectrum while darker tones are a lack of color So wouldn't white people be persons of color? Oh my god Crack the code Hyper lanes are just empty places in space. You can fly through it safely not a tunnel where you can't stop Again, I don't know why these aren't like those aren't in the movies. You'd think they would want to Have that in there Interesting that they didn't It's a good limiter I feel numb where love used to be regarding star wars. It's dead to me. So I'm not going to be sticking around for this Have fun guys. I'll catch the super chats on moola. Remember to water your mes from jeb That's the account john ellis bush bush john ellis bush bush Please say you're all working on more batwoman. The show is getting good quote-unquote Uh So the next one should be out Within a week's time. I think in terms of our reactions to it and we're recording more very soon. We're very happy to get on with batwoman Yay, we've got a bit of a delay because we're between editors sort now. Um Because obviously it's a it's it's honestly a tragedy because I absolutely adore the editor. We currently have um Those videos are very amusing, but he uh, he's doing work for like three youtubers at once So he's decided he won't be able to maintain the batwoman ones because I was uh, I was added on to that list if you will. So I was like, okay, and he's um Give me contacts for for a new editor. So once that gets sorted, we should be back on and I think batwoman's gonna be going on a relatively Long hiatus considering they've had to break up season two now because of coronatisms And everything else. So we should catch up to it eventually is what i'm saying But uh excitement ahead batwoman Uh, yes pups baited them because it was a trap. Mm-hmm Hey rags, please play the incredibly average re3 demo people are creaming their pants over it and I don't know why Um, I I probably will sometime. Uh, I'd like to check it out. Give it a look So why don't you put out efab movies as commentary too? Uh, so the way they chopped up into efab movies is basically getting rid of anything that's Gaps or not funny while the audio commentaries on my channel are essentially designed from the ground up to have a lot more Discussion in them Uh efab movies is more like reacting to and having fun with while audio commentaries are like actually trying to talk about What I with with the guest what I think works, uh Or things about the movie and the actors and the history and stuff It's uh two different things you wouldn't I guess what i'm trying to say is that you wouldn't want the raw version of the commentary the We record free fat movies. You would probably want the super cut the super cut will be much more entertaining uh And then there's the other problem of I would have to Release it like as a track, I guess In terms of instead of like the way we do it because obviously making a super cut has the added added bonus of getting out of copyright Anoiances as well being that you chop it up It's less work for you Technically is more work Yeah, oh, yeah, this is the thing. It's it's all for the benefit of the audience. You guys will absolutely prefer Uh, the super cuts compared to the tracks um, or at least Theoretically you should because it's just delivery of all of the entertaining parts quote unquote versus the gaps But we're just sitting there watching the movie or god forbid one of us tells a joke that's just not that funny Which which hasn't happened yet. It's more of a precaution Yeah, you know it could happen one day you never know Uh, you can crash into mass shadows in hyperspace, but i'm not sure it would affect the actual object in real space Mass shadows. I have no idea what that is. I don't even know what that is Um, a good fix would be a reason similar to bttf You would need to be a certain speed before you go at hyperspeed So the distance before would be so short enemies would blast you into bits Um bttf back to the future. I guess I guess where you have because they had to get up to 88 miles an hour and then they could time travel. Yeah You need to be a certain speed to go at hyperspace so the distance before that would be so short Enemies would blast you to bits I'm not sure what that's addressing specifically like what scenario that either helps or uh, does something for I guess it wouldn't let you instantly hyperspace away But then again, the big problem here is that once a ship is basically guaranteed to lose Then it will just kamikaze hyperspace and yeah, like it fucks everything up Like I said before this will be the one super tactic that all of space warfare will be essentially based around um Also beowyn said uh folks misunderstand hyperspace lanes. They aren't the sole routes through space They are the known fastest routes between strategic trade points ships can still hyperspace elsewhere Oh Yeah, clearly. I mean that's what I always assumed. I didn't think that you'd have to commit to a particular lane first Are you nothing stopping you? Um, I've never been a detail oriented star wars viewer. Bruh, this is what your channel was built on You shout on the special editions. That's what I thought Yeah, and then there were the thumbnails jay found about the fucking font of the r But not a detail orient. You know, it's not about the details really Uh christian gray and now kylo ren jay longbone tries to be above the bad boy love, but we can see right through it come to the man Hang on Cut that shit out right now Oh I don't like these care. I shot. I definitely don't like kylo that much Because it's not a great complex character. Yeah And like the christian gray thing I know exactly what the character is It's just a character who happens to be hot in a fuck movie. That's about it Hot in the fuck movie Yeah, boy I mean it ends with come to the bb side. We have cock Not bad Uh effab movie the cat in the hat I haven't seen that in a long time. It's been a long time To those that poop with the door open Haven't you learned from tywin at the end of season four of game of thrones? Yeah, that's true Like rags one of your many points has been that someone could hit you with a crossbow if you do that, right? That's very true. I've said that many times. I've probably said it multiple I think you say that's like your main argument. Maybe even your only I always bring it up whenever the question is uh whenever the question arises Hold on maneuver Hold on maneuver versus timeless child which destroyed a franchise fastest. I feel like that's a jay question That's what I heard doctor timeless child is a really bad. I've just listened to some people talk about it and it basically just Is it's awful I will I will save that question for when jay is around it'll be interesting to see because he he's got insight on both fandoms But uh, yeah, I mean it'll be interesting to see if chat have a have an idea of which they think is worse if their fans are both I'm I was out of doctor who a long time ago Given your thoughts on godzilla. I highly recommend the 90s gemera trilogy for efab movies It's widely regarded as the cream of the crop for kaiju cinema and i'm curious to see how you'd react um I mean, I don't know if that would work for efab movies If they're movies, you just want us to actually check out That'll be one thing but like efab movies. We're trying to there's a specific kind of movie they need Um, like for example, I'm not even sure knives that will work, but we'll give it a shot, you know Um, we got loads I mean, I hope so I mean lord of the rings works, so who knows That's true. Uh busy ripping and tearing i'll catch this on mula. We shall see you there Yeah, see you raise force child with kylo as a palpatine clone who goes back in time to impregnate shimmy skywalker It makes absolute sense in star wars canon Yeah, totally that That's episode 10 right there You're gonna bring it all back Yeah, man, like why not episode 10 the phantom menace is born get it Because because phantom menace the first episode so it's it's really clever how it rhymes all children are menaces Going to get major leon to talk about tross. I know that dude is tizmy But there's something unexplainably likable about his ignorance rye hags rye um, I mean It'd be amusing to have a mod I guess have a mod and cover his video with him. I don't know that'll be that'll be trippy uh Small soldiers for efat movies. That's a possibility. I don't know how much commentary we could get out of it Other instead of just watching it, you know could be funny Um my hola my and jik k He has been jicked In the prestige book angia becomes a ghost I should read that out of curiosity to see how the film differs, but That sounds like an interesting development Um and a dose of buckley is back. He'd be an awesome guest I don't think I know who that is I forget something Makes me want to say that's familiar, but is he the guy who does what the buck That show that was like one of the earliest things on youtube That's not that could be something else um Thoughts on meet the parents I liked it when it came out. I haven't seen that one in a long time Remember it. Did you ever meet the falcas? I do I think I do. Yeah It's been so long though. I just can't remember it like I remember it as a thing But I don't like from over the movie Oh, apparently that's a different person. I was talking about yeah fair enough. Um, but yeah I haven't seen me the parents in ages, but I I'd I'd probably Put a bit of a gavel on that one being good. I remember just being fun Jay Longbone's laugh is more contagious than COVID-19 Oh That is a compliment Jay Long's laugh is like the wicked witch in the best way I'll get you my pretty and my siblings used to say I laugh like chucky Rags is on fire with these puns. We need more kins See, I told you Yeah, I mean if that guy said it I that yeah There's no no question Well, could you spot the lie? Well, could you please read out hollow men verse five in your epic narrator voice? I think it would sound better when Than when marlon brando read it also high rags. We can warrior j longbone and j the best sassy black woman Hi Hollow men verse five What is it? What even is my epic narrator voice? You talking about the one for the the night dragon king one, maybe? Eight step Yeah, so it's a bit long and looks a bit weird. I'm gonna I'm gonna Go ahead and and move along um Hollow men verse five, I've never heard of that before but I know marlon brando Yeah, he's the one from movies Rags needs to be put on ignore kins. Oh Yeah, well I don't agree. He's religious. So he has no four skids Well, his parents were religious. So he has no four skins. Let's be What it wasn't up to him You should oh, uh, I'm Hey, mola, I know it's far overdue But congrats on breaking two million views on your fallout 76 video. Why thank you. Yeah, good job, marlon worked very hard on that one um I must have been a fucking slog in a pain to play that much of it. Oh, yes It's it's one of them not good games. I don't know if you've ever heard of those ones I've heard of them. I yeah, but that's the games. Yeah. Yes. That's another name Uh, you you should invite nick ricketer on at some point. He said he's interested and yeah, that's definitely in the works uh The the only thing we'll be figuring out what video to cover, uh, and then thorious unlimited At least for the final two episodes of batwomen kiss j Maybe we should have some kind of batwoman if at some point He does a batwoman episode talk talk chat thoughts wayman Uh robot chicken was more respectful to the ot the hell. Yeah robot chicken celebrating the ot when it makes this stuff in We're in a competition. Uh the fontism is some great a mind goblins Um That's not a detail because he doesn't care about those mind goblins Last stream my super chat caused a discussion about sandwiches and all I want to say is that some sandwiches do have beans in them For example tortoise Sure, I yeah, I believe the sandwich can have beans in it. I I agree with that I stand for that that would be in my policies if I was to run for president You stand for bean sandwiches I stand for the existence of sandwiches that have beans in them Whether or not I would like to have them or enjoy them is a relevant all sandwiches beans or otherwise Jay long bone and efap again, you guys should hunt down a batwoman fan to cover together sometime Oh, I get it. I would I would be so interested in Just being like, what are you? smoking All the fans are bots. I think all the fans are bots. Have you seen this even real? Have you seen this subreddit? They're like They're like, yeah, this is this is actually not only good shit, but like the best cw is done. It's like, oh I mean, I could believe it's the best they've done. I mean Yeah, after after infinitetism. It's like, okay. All right You guys need to know this is better, man Those are a bead this the bat woman is absolutely better than it for the crisis on many earths The Oof so good job bat woman. You know what bat wouldn't it be great if bat woman turned out like by season three We got good Like we were we were all actually like, oh man I'd love it. It'd be so great. That woman's in that woman's in jail for all of her crimes against humanity and gross negligence She's you know, meaning out justice and instead we get a cool superhero. It was actually good and virtuous and interesting that I care about I just want to see bat woman get hit by more trucks. Yes Oh, it's so wonderful. That was a gift That was They we'd already been given so much that episode and then they were like, you know what here you go guys I'm like, oh, that's really kind. It's been so good to us. You've been so nice so kind Uh, here you go Hawkins scored a gig at the stage play about pirates. His role is Jim Hawkins Get get it Yeah, I get it Don't don't forget about the disnoids. Hello. Greedo should be wearing a mickey mouse mask at this point The disney wars trash fanfic as a soul as as it gets I mean, maybe he showed upgrade to a disney hat, you know Disney helmet It'll suit him Uh, the coof's gonna get you stay safe my massifs. Oh, we shall Sam before I go said mr. Frodo. There's something I need you to know He got on his knees to give him a blow sam let out a loud. Oh, thank you brodo faggons That was someone paid money to help me read that Thank you, mr. Brodo. Mr. Brodo faggons. No homo, mr. Brodo I put my phone in my breast pocket to listen to music books e-fap at work Close enough to my face for me to hear because headphones are absolutely banned Oh I'd be curious if it was a safety thing to not have headphones while simultaneously Allowed to listen to like a music thing. It'd be interesting. You'd think they would just outright ban it all Uh tlj wasn't the risky one it raises concepts that existed in Star Wars for years the catastrophic fails to development Develop them and there's an argument that every action scene in the film counts as a solo homage or callback That's what it means. It's a whole interesting argument to go over what exactly it means to have a safe or risky star wars film I'm pretty sure that stormtroopers said ghouls doesn't make the scene any better. I'm just saying What would that be referencing ghouls Like kylo ren like the knights of ren Knights of ren You see here's the thing I don't I don't know if that makes more sense or less. I was gonna say what what how could that make sense Well, what do you what would that even mean? They are ghouls. What does that mean? What is that? Yeah, how does one? ghoul how does one reach ghoul status What a special about being a ghoul. What what is different? I would like a description of the attributes that come with being a ghoul I need it Chance of sardonic cast crossover I doubt it But i'm on board with such an idea. Yeah, i'm fine with it. It ain't it ain't our side saying no, but I uh, I don't know if they uh I don't know. I don't know if they could handle our subject our objectisms I don't think they can handle our references Ij kick rags. Damn Ain't happening. Nope. Guardians of the galaxy was a risky movie, but it was still good Was it risky? I really need a better understanding of what people consider risky Is because would you say like it's risky to have a raccoon and a tree as main characters and I'd just be like, I don't know is it? Isn't that interesting on its own the fact that a raccoon and a tree are characters? Yeah I mean how many I mean then you think it's is it risky to make another terminator movie? No and yet And yet Uh not really because the eu did the exact same thing. I'm assuming this is responding to the idea That it's not risky because the eu already did a thing I would say that you could have something risky be done in a different medium And then it would be risky again in another medium, you know It's possible. I just need to figure out better or exactly risky and non-risky means Um It makes me upset that hello grito isn't wearing a grito mask He did once upon a time Yeah, I yeah Just got yeeted Um, just got yeeted off a 75 man double elimination tournament. Oh, well, at least I made it to the top 34 and all of my sets were two to one Best of three matches That's uh, that's still that's top half and yeah Doing that's pretty good Well, I actually watched one movie bob video game over thinker episode 27 He refers to himself as obnoxiously intelligent That's probably the closest to self-awareness wherever we're gonna get so but Would obnoxiously intelligent I wouldn't say that that's describes him I agree. It doesn't he's not intelligent But he's obnoxious. All right. Yeah, he is obnoxious You'll get no argument for me on that Uh holiday special pushed the boundaries. All right Yeah, that was risky Um Fix your mic southpaw that was from southpaw What's better jesus or a picture of jesus the picture because you need only one nail to hang it. Oh That's offensive poor jesus. He didn't want to be nailed You can't you can't be saying that but it's true though in terms of efficiency Uh southpaw equals the big gay Uh, hi j long mollior also high rag Hell hi I finally caught efab live mohler. Have you or any guest presence seen the 2014 film the grand budapest hotel? If so, what are your opinions on it? I bet j hasn't because he's an uncultured badman Uh, yeah, I saw it. I thought it was awesome. But I yeah, I heard it's really good very visually pleasing It's like a it was less and since it kind of makes sense but just the Each frame you just like ooh Um stuff's going on. It's interesting the things to look at. Yeah, it's a very superficial compliment But I would need to see it again because I'm pretty sure I saw it when it came out which means that was six years ago Oh, how time flees Uh glib equals double bigger they Hi weekend warrior I think blessed southpaw and glib are having a back and forth in super chance Is ocean man objectively old? No Old is relatively true Could someone call my gay next What do I do with that can someone call my gay next? Hmm Uh meant double bigger gay damn auto correct Imagine being a star wars fan that ignores all criticism from logical people and just loves the brand to the point of cult-like behavior Or imagine being southpaw down There's there's there's fighting each other throwing punches Imagine being so afraid of being mistaken for me that you'd use clint eastward as your avatar instead of your real face Oh Imagine be pod cat chris stuck poor Wink face or Miley face with a nose also high rags because that's what you do Hello, hi. Hi Glib's mic should cut out more often to break up his filibusters a little. Oh They uh Fire in firing shots in those super chats. Does kovat 19 practice kung flu or daichi? Very clever, um, I think it's both Tlj luke is just discount shifu from kung fu panda Isn't shifu like much more hopeful though Wait, I thought I thought it was the the shifu that I thought he's the turtle right is is the turtle Ugui Ugui right Yeah, I thought shifu was the little rodent thing Yeah, I don't even know but he's like cynical I guess is that the comparison? I guess but he ultimately does what he does the training and he sticks to it and the He's yeah, he's doubtful, but he still does it and he does the right thing EFAP 26 at 407 00 to 407 10 cj is watching porn Um, I doubt but uh, do you want to go inspect that timestamp while I carry on rags just out of curiosity Say that one more time. I will send it to you Just out of curiosity detective rags is on the case EFAP 26 And apparently EFAP 6 3 27 00 is the first high rags Hello, yeah You have 26 And then stop sending if this three of them someone said EFAP 12 501 55 copy copy Run it around looking at timestamps. What is this? What is this? Just finished EFAP 57 started back in october after a j video stopped in to say hi everyone but rags Also, hi rags Hello Say what they said hi to everybody but you but then also hi Hey, well you gotta give me a second. Let me take a look at this and see Mm-hmm j you're like a human version of the 1916 rising I have no idea what that's supposed to mean What stop sad day days Got another one Yeah, I have I have no idea what this person's referring Oh, okay I have no idea what they I don't yeah Just to see j make a noise or something I guess sort of but Uh, hey j. How about you self aware dab and kick off? He did I'm pretty sure he would have dab before leaving Uh, someone said god not in my satanic server Oh, you know sometimes they just slip in a little bit of god here and there Hello everyone. I hope you guys and gals are well just three questions Is it possible for objectively good porn to exist? Um, yes, well the interesting thing about that would be that they're They would be filming it, right and that will be coming with a bunch of uh Is that standards to apply? I mean fuck. I don't know about you guys, but I like my porn to be in focus If it's all blurry If we if we get ourselves standards in a set of rules to Operate by then. Yes, we can whether you care about those rules is going to be up to you in that sense How can it be possible? Are there any examples? Yeah, the amount obviously that it'll give you Sexual tisms is going to be the subjective part So, yeah, that's the subjective thing But we could treat it essentially like a movie because it is a movie you can have characters and writing and dialogue and Other stuff maybe yeah, you could even get to the point We are making some just straight up good good tv that you also have ported it We've really taken this to the next level Yeah, I have been shown furry comics that are Not bad, but They're furry porn comics, so there you go Of course, he didn't think that Luke's character was botched his dumb philosophy on creativity prevents him from thinking such things Uh, I mean he just Wait, this is probably about gredo. Actually, it could be either of them. They both thought it was great. So I never know Um Hey Mola, have you seen the Toxic Avenger and its multiple sequels great stuff? I think they've been sarcastic with that one and no, I haven't I've heard of Toxic Avenger though They're called Jesus bows gay jay gosh Jesus bows What could that be in reference to what are we talking about Jesus bows? Jesus bows I'm out It's funny that these tlj defenders act like the movie was so groundbreaking and they will ignore how much that it rips off empire and return to the Jedi Oh, yeah, it's it's weird that everyone always refers to tlj as the one that was like the risk taker the one that stands out from the crowd The reinvention it's like you do remember all the shit in it that's taken from the other movies, right? I imagine they'd be like that's just homage. It's just reference Yeah, it's not like tfa where it is a clone, you know Luke tries to murder his nephew in his sleep This is the jedi's fault No, no, he takes responsibility for it. I'm sure he just thinks that it's because of jedi the jedi training that he did it Hi rag hi mohler hello Jay That's all it says. She says j Uh, we can't upload more videos. Well, he did say uh a week's time or so should be getting one Luke blames toxic jedi linearity for his consequences I I I I I could see how that that that's what it seems to be. Yes Thinks the sith are just as bad Uh, you can hear the s's Oh about about the ass thing Remember when he said he bleeped out ass. Wait, so this is still grito commons, right? Thanks mold's bleep Junglings the sith's favorite beer Yeah, why not? I get it. I get it Like yin yin ling but yin ling. Yeah I uh, I got you. Luke's philosophy is like, I know there's a rule that says thou shalt not kill But I almost killed someone so the religion was always flawed The lighthouse is a love letter to aquaman Yes Yes, it is Fuck me in the fish I bet it's all cold and like clammy. I don't even And who knows what smells going on there, you know I think I'd be okay with a smell. I don't know who knows what's going on there I think I'd be I think I'm okay with it just like if as long as it was like fish smells They have they get bad rap, but you can have a a fine a fish smell. That's fine I think it's the fact that it if it's a fish, it's probably like cold and on the inside, you know Like that's just how it looks. I know it looks cold. It looks cold, you know, I want my The real reason Anakin fell to the dark side he lacked discipline and had human intercourse Oh my god, also hi best dog o rags. Oh, hello Well, maybe mohler if the maybe a Jurassic Park sequel where they had a functioning park But repeat the same mistakes from the first movie. Oh Yeah, they kind of did that This luke changed over decades argument is a fallacy. He made a snap decision in defiance of his past then stayed like that for decades We didn't see enough of any of it. We don't know why he did what he did Why but we don't know we're just people operating People speculate Like he did it because something that I feel you should have to speculate on this We need to know exactly what the fuck was happening in that scene and why we need to see like the many days before then It's like I'd seen it in moments in his training. It's like see what what are you talking about like And then and then lair in tfa was like snow could gotten to him So he was like, what does that mean? what was he like You know the prequels like had lots of conversations between palpatine and anakin remember that Remember lol remember Um, afterwards kyla walks up asks luke does it hurt? Oh He asks luke that I feel like that's so many saves for for rey, but you know, I don't know I don't know all the law Luke didn't stop rey destroying this the tie fighter because yoda didn't stop luke being an autistic child midder midder There you go. Oh, I thought it'd been so awkward if he was about to slice down kylo and yoda shows up because no Don't what are you doing? Luke's like oh Hey Is this is this a no no It's like what the fuck man What They just don't even speak they're just looking at each other. He's like, oh shit I mean, I fucked up didn't I'm pretty sure he's evil and yoda's like What do you mean? Are you you wouldn't get it? You're a ghost Yeah, you wouldn't get it. You've already died. What do you know about death? Uh, I can imagine obi one and anakin storming luke when he reconnects with the force screaming at him What the hell have you been doing you laser braid? We've been trying to reach you for ages I think they'd have a lot of words to share with him Primarily being disappointment Uh Robot heads throne room fight versus psas reused red trooper fight. Yeah, it was making me think about that when I saw stitch's assessment of that thing that That's crazy. It was it was crazy. Yeah, uh, I guess because we could talk about that for a little bit So pssh has a video talking about tross And he goes in depth on the scene where ray kills a bunch of red god dudes and holy shit That is a fucked up scene for a scene that I didn't even care about when I first saw it So she's like she's just killing dudes, whatever, but he goes over it in depth and explains all of the ways they fucked up Filming it. It's quite funny I y'all seriously should go and watch his video it is uh Oh something else they really were fucking lazy when it comes to choreography across the sequel trilogy kind of amazing Used it twice. Yeah, the same. They just tried to digitally make it. I had no idea No fucking clue That shocked me when he showed all the clips That's insane. You know when he started to like reveal what he was about. I was like, no I think they had to like CGI so many different things because the camera and the actors it's none of it was lining up Like when a blaster shot is fired from behind her hand and she directs it to in front of her hand to someone else It's like what the hell's happening Um, can you imagine one look at that and they're just like, oh wow flash heats great Bench that Shapiro's greatest enemy is jokey are Yes It will battle eternally Uh, thanks for this needed e-fap isolation sucks and y'all make it more bearable do more, please On a less serious note, what would it cost to get Mola to open up his twitter dm so I can slide in there? Um, I don't I try and catch, you know tweets in general. Yeah, you'll be fine. Not during quarantine Yeah, you can't be doing that Can't be sliding into anything during quarantine Except your own series of rooms back and forth Oh, look at that. See oh two two one is funny to me that see that guy. I thought it was funny that guy knows what's up Horizon zero dawn is coming to pc Indeed indeed a Rooney. Yes If you sat with red letter media to do a review what film do you choose? Hmm can it be one they've already done Um, I don't know if they'd want to do it again Okay, well, we'll do two then so assuming they've already done it. I would probably choose predator I'd love to talk to him about that. It's one of my favorites one. They haven't done Um Trying to think of something that they'd probably be interested in covering that I also I've just seen a lot of times One last time I had to be like true lies. I feel like that could be fun to cover. Um Maybe night before Christmas. I know they have a vague interest in tim burton because of ed wood Um I wouldn't mind talking about something like alien three. I don't think they've done that yet just to go over its pros and cons What did they do all of the aliens? I can't remember Would you interstellar with them? Oh, no, I don't want to have to deal with like having to explain all of what I think is wrong With that film. I would just look like an asshole. I think Fucking hate that movie Oh, yeah, I saw that clip on twitter by the way. You did you you said you removed the music I removed the music from because it was funnier than I remembered it It was it was from the sky trash scene Yeah Jesus christ that movie's hilarious Jay said alien three is better than aliens and says aliens isn't a good movie jay can be wrong We have one of those on He did I I'm having vague memories because I watched their audio or listened to their audio commentaries. Um Jay has some fucking weird takes about aliens And he's very wrong because aliens is like That's that shit's like top five of all time for movies for me Aliens is really tough Alien three is not Alien three is the one that fucking destroys everything And that a lee resurrection is just it's just lost its mind Um, but yeah, I don't know what what have you got ranks anything, uh, um, I'd be legend Yeah, that's maybe you five Uh Excalibur Um, maybe quick in the dead Yeah, I could be cool especially being the uh Sam Raimi element. I'm sure they'd have an interest Let's see Army of darkness I would I think I might pick army of darkness. I actually kind of love that from a filmmaking perspective I think they'd really get a kick out of it and all the stuff that They do with the stop motion skeletons and the props and the sets and the it's campiness I I would I think I'll pick that I think I'll pick army of darkness There you go Uh, Christmas is objectively better than halloween damn Oh, and it falls over Christmas is better and Christmas is better rag is right Christmas is better than halloween because hot chocolate is better than pumpkin spice anything That's true. I don't even fucking drink pumpkin spice My my halloween's a fucking custom committed these things Pumpkin spice and halloween don't even fucking go together Yeah I don't know pumpkin is and look I am a my favorite pie is pumpkin Uh, but I just it's Christmas for me. I gotta go with Christmas. I gotta go with my boy Hot witch is greater than hot Santa That is true Does Santa visit orphans Well, I'm a furry so I can say the reindeer. So there you go. Does Santa visit orphans who I don't know it depends on how much money the orphanage has He has to be it's the only he has to be paid Like I suppose if uh, maybe you grease my palm a bit I could find some time There's more and more people every year and his night's always the same. So He's like, oh, oh, oh really jolly and then like they he had to sack over and they had to buddy and he goes, oh That's not very much. No is I was I was sort of expecting there might be a little more actually Give me a couple more benjamin No, we just discussed something. I got you. I thought you'd be more kind to Santa Are you bringing me so much? They had an extra five dollars. They're like that is literally all we have left. He goes, oh Is that so I've got some What do I have man? What one of your nuns looking real good, right? I'm so lonely. I even take a ho ho ho Maybe maybe bethany over there would like to spend some time with me at the back Bethany's 12 The pedophile not me Rags decided the story had to go somewhere else He could just he could just be an asshole He can just take money from starving people or whatever I hope you never write a choose your own story Choose your own orphan. Oh god Uh ha halloween is better because hot swinger orgies god Why you can do those at christmas Yeah, I was gonna say orgies are christmas halloween If you want to have it to be halloween themed, but Um halloween is better, but I'm biased because it's my birthday my brother-in-law's birthday on christmas and he hates it halloween is objectively better Well, that's a good proof. That's a good through line Christmas is objectively better, especially as an adult with money. I can buy my own candy whenever I god damn please But getting people to buy me stuff is a rare treat Oh Oh That picture of r2 works after rise of skywalker i2 felt i'd been shot with an electric blast and knocked unconscious Yes, yes Kind of represents all of star wars that that picture of r2 folded over like yeah And this is what it's come to boys Christmas is better because the idea of forced slave labor of the knife Eared expletives also known as elves tickles me in all the right places Oh my god christmas spirit Sure rags didn't send that shit Electrolemond sounds like leaven-based digimod uses car batteries to power up his lightning attacks Obviously, yo massives have a great stream and also high rags Hello quick question thoughts on the witcher games Uh, I've played the second one and I love it. I've played the third one and I've I've played none of them. I'm a bad man Oh my god You have a jf video games Intel cutel laughs in total. Yeah, even total got intellectual, right? I think Yeah, man. Tunnel. Well, tunnel's not an idiot Tunnel is a verified smart man Is this supposed to be into le cutel? I don't think it's supposed to be into le cutel Oh, that is a that's a fucking thing Oh, never forget he Oh, they're asking is it supposed to be intellectual? uh but like I'm guessing it's before We would have clarified that that's what it was. I don't know um Hey boys thoughts on the tragedy of christopher christian christine western chandler the true and honest creator of sonichu Oh, that's christian. I guess Yeah, I don't know enough about it. I have to read up on my internet lore Um, and will you guys ever cover tony goldmark's video on the last jedi? Awesome, I don't know who that is though um Check out star wars theories videos on tross you massives Again possible in the future. Who knows? This man is an intellectual powerhouse Yes, sir Intellectual was typed on purpose. He did not want to confuse anyone into thinking that what he was doing is intellectual I see Is your intel le cutel just self aware crege moeller? I do Moeller is showing some typical bull queer behavior Jay review steven universe finale. It's terrible shalom rags Ah shalom um, I think I can't remember if he said he is doing that or not, but uh I don't know. I it's hard for me to keep track of steven universe whether or not He's actually done a video on it or not yet. I'm assuming not and whether or not he wants to um It's called a clapper because the clap syncs audio and video Yeah, I I know it claps. I No, it's it's called. Yeah It claps That's why it's called a clapper It's got a big clappy thing Syncs audio and video got right. Yeah, just he's just trying to give you a helpful bit of trivia. Slap slap slap slap slap slap and clap Slap and clap rags help. I inhaled my grandfather's experimental internet gas And now I can't stop saying the n-word stay safe out there my n-words Oh Marvel They're just like fucking he can't stop saying the n-word EFAP puts the cute in intel acutal Evil voice Destroy the child corrupt them all So Good old-fashioned alex jones quote. I think we'll uh, we'll be seeing more of alex jones videos with the new doom game coming out Hopefully get some get some new quotes lizard people ones gay frogs, etc I've either of you seen the grayhound trailer. There's something I would consider tis me between 202 and 212 The grayhound trailer That's not some some other disposable world war two tom hanks wankfest. I don't know. Oh that one Um, give me a sec curious if I can spot whatever they're talking about 202 Oh, it looks like it's There's like a Print of a wolf on this submarine. Maybe that's what they're referencing Something tis me I see At least vader wanted to connect with his son well You know Han did too until he killed him Oh, it's like the same you guys just don't understand that star wars is muka shaka paka All right, correct I agree Immutally, did you ever watch the youtube channel prepare to try three english chaps one hardcore welsh play souls games for the first time? Sounds like it could be fun Especially with the hardcore welsh in there But uh, no, I've never never seen or heard of no Do y'alls know the channel griffin gaming? Yes, I think I know of it. I do not All right Don't worry about corota america will be open for business by easter despite what so-called experts say sacrifice granny to the market gods oh What if granny is the market god never think about that Jay just hurt my ears. Thanks. He didn't even apologize to chat. I did tell him Ah child murder the most heroic of acts I mean it can be if it was like, you know, like a devil child that's going to usher in the apocalypse See yeah rax knows what's up Uh movie bobboo frick is the most fricks movie bob will get wait. Why didn't he like joker? It was made for him Oh, I get it. I get it Movie bob. Do you remember when movie bob was like nobody's going to be talking about joker a week from after it releases And then people wouldn't stop talking about it Yeah, then it won those awards Hello boys misa back I think jar jar was a fan of uh evap which is cool Fun fact in a comic jar jar's dad has a gun to his head when his mother When his mother to think about his child. He pulled the trigger. You got to read the comic what? And when his mother to think about his child. He pulled the trigger Apparently there's a jar jar comic where his dad has a gun to someone's head. I I don't know what's going on there But sounds like it could be good law This is where I mean like building him up to be the bounty hunter. I still think that's the best course of action just saying Hi rags Hello, I live alone and poop with the door closed. Stay strong brother Stay strong United They did it. They actually ruined jar jar binks Don't underestimate disney They will rip your Splain out for your throat And they will She was a palpatine. He was a skywalker a tale as old as time No, it's not like Do you think what they would like Want people to think they were going for? You see at the end a skywalker and a palpatine kissed Because it starred out that they hate each other. What a story But fucks sake youtube didn't alert me at all. You guys were live jumping into four hours late Only knew you guys were live because molas icon had the live symbol by it Oh They had by it right there molas subjectivity slayer needs more victims now Objectivity slayer. I think that's what uh if e-man gaming's video uh meme video is called We really we will get around to recording those. I swear All fear the long neck man fire. He sees all and hears all longbow mangins Mangins that's a really awful surname, isn't it mangins. Yeah Oh Any interest in unique nemosaurus sequel trilogy rewrite long and a bit of a ramble But perhaps with a discussion tries to preserve all key aspects of the plot but make them good also high rags Hello um, we probably Wouldn't want to check that out. It would just be the same as like why how many Fictions would we want to try out? You know, just like yeah, we'll be right We kind of like suggest stuff along the way sometimes with um talking about different scenes and stuff I'm curious how he spelt it in his script. You assume he had a script doggo He might have I mean You think he came by that shit naturally Yeah, I think he had a script because I don't think he I don't think he Well, I think he did I think he he was reading that from a script Yeah Uh, hello, eef up crew just wanted to thank you for everything including inspiring me to create my first breakdown video If possible, I'd like some feedback for the quality of my video. If not, that's understandable And thank you. Um good to hear We don't tend to do that because I think if we did we would uh end up with A significant amount of requests for it and then we'd have to pick and choose and I don't want to be doing that Yeah, it would just be It would be But uh, yeah, good news. I hope uh, I hope you pursue your interests in analyticalness That's a word What is your opinion on the original muppet movies the ones from the 80s? I think they still hold up as good comedies, but just wanted to hear from y'all Thanks for keeping my sanity up minus bob Minus bob. I only remember them being good, but I'd have to rewatch them Yeah, the muppet movies You guys remember a bunch of anything about them Um Like a a muppet treasure island and the one where muppets in space I'm assuming the christmas carol one counts as well, right? Oh, yeah on the christmas carol one. Yeah That was some good shit good rat For the next gadel sponsor rage shadow legends, there may be a reference maybe Uh, given how often youtube demonetizes videos taking sponsorships like rage shadow legends is the only way a lot of youtubers can make money Very true. I mean we we poke fun at them just in a lighthearted way At least I do I don't I don't begrudge anybody I have a level of begrudgment It really depends on what your channel is and what you espouse your values to be for example if you're reviewing video games and you you Directly like advocate for never supporting You know any practices that are bad or any elements like loot boxes micro transactions all that sort of thing And then you simultaneously like but I gotta bring in the money So play this game that goes against all my values. I'd be like wow And when they do the whole like Uh play with me on it. I love this game. I play it all of the time and you're like do you Or are you saying this because they gave you dollar bills because And you know because that is a willed away from saying something like oh this you know gaming chair is well built And um, I only said I would promote it if I had a free vision to be able to test out You know that sort of thing There's fucking rage shadow Yeah, I I lost my faith at any kind of rage shadow legends like people say it's a good game When they started to shill the whole if you side up now you could skip the initial set of levels For leveling I was just like oh god This is my favorite part Given uh, oh wait if I quote without context for the day. What a great duck. Thanks dad Drunk rags that you in duck isn't supposed to be an eye stupid super chat rules All right Also eight episodes into Buffy has sometimes feel bad for zander getting so friend-zoned But then he reminds me why he's there soon after Uh, also high rags. Hello season one is rough. Good luck Is I am all the sith referencing I am the senate I am the sith That would be so funny. I am the sith. Oh, I'm sorry. I just she said I am all the jedi first and his response was I am the senate I'm like what? I'm oh, sorry. That's slipping from the top. I'm just so used to it. I had a moment back glory days Why is that relevant? He's like, I don't know Uh weekend sounds like cricket from always sunny Well, there you go Finds new problems with the last jedi reminder defenders of this garbage saying a few years We're all gonna start revering this movie like with the ot Yep, they think that once we hit 2025 we'll be like, you know what tlj masterpiece masterpiece Because in that amount of time What makes sense will have changed we won't you know, we will we will have changed our understanding of of cause and effect Raylo makes less sense than Zutara a high bar That's a Zuko and Kitara, I believe Which is worse abram's track or abram's wars You're asking the wrong person because I would just say abram's wars, but I would I would by default because I don't know much about abram's track But it would be interesting to see someone who's a big fan of both Decide it for sure. I have a feeling most people would go with abram wars I feel like it did more damage to star wars than the track ones did Even from my limited knowledge, but I could be wrong Yeah, I feel like they just sort of went out with a whimper Well the the the track ones Or the wars ones because they both doesn't blink a waterway Ow Okay, um after hearing all of the misused words it is easy to understand why the main page says Until a cutal. Yes So I'm drunk and officially laid off and the more I play eternal the more I long for the simple perfection of 2016 Bit torn because I like eternal a lot, but I feel like I'm getting a lot thrown at me Yeah, I want to play it so that I can actually like talk about it because I know a lot of people have been saying Interesting things about eternal and I'd be curious to uh To join in I I completed will of the wisps to like fault-isms. I recommend especially if you like the first ory um But it's a buggy as fuck unfortunately I experienced I would say a good near 10 game breaking bugs and what I'm referring to stuff like I would be drowning on dry land falling through the floor I became invincible randomly in one of the boss fights, which is really annoying So I was trying to find a way to kill myself so that I wouldn't win which is a very bizarre circumstance to be in for a video game Um, but that was but but but fun fun fun tisms. I just hope they iron out the bits and bobs that are clearly uh gloopy Can we make an executive decision and drop this guy? Oh, we we made it through we got through the whole thing uh If they have to kiss for your audience to know they're an item then you've done something wrong as a writer Sadly, this is far from unique to jj I mean none of us fucking saw it covered, right? I was just like, oh Now this video is so into interlocutal meaning trying to be an intellectual But fails completely it causes the loss of brain cells Oh, there you go. That's interlocutal defined Oh, yeah, and another Metal killed the boss of will of the wisps That reset him on the entire boss, which is not what it's supposed to do. Anyway Like it's supposed to reset you into phases, but he got reset all the whole thing. It had to just beat it again It was uh, it was quite funny Lots of bugs in that game that are really weird I'd fuck with you quite a bit unfortunately But some people have gone through it without any bugs. So, you know, it's a bit of a luck factor, I guess The final shots of tross make the suns look like bb8 and I hate it passionately passionately um I mean this separated you might be you might be seeing bb8's where there are no bb8's but uh You know, it's the binary sunset. That means it's good. It rhymes And if you disagree, you're wrong Because rhyming is good Yeah So I had the pleasure of showing my gf fellowship this past weekend and of course she loved it Otherwise she wouldn't be alive anymore. It really gets it never gets old seeing new reactions to lord of the rings Yeah, man I loved watching it. It was great. Good stuff, man Return of the king video game is a lot of fun. I remember liking it. I also remember having problems with it I'd have to replay it to know for sure But uh, I also remember telling wolf about the I think it's you didn't know about this as well But the the double bit thrill fire arrows from legolas once you get the final upgrades you just fucking annihilate orcs Each each myth roll Yeah, he's firing shy as a people Uh, what do you What do you plan to cover the beam videos? I made a few would be nice to see reactions to them Yep, gonna sort that out soon, but um You know how it is with not only getting it done, but also sorting out all of the uh The claims that'll hit it. Hopefully it can stay up. We'll uh, but we'll try and get that sort I've got them all in a big uh notepad ready for links Oh, you're back. Let me uh Can you take on netflix's death note? That's a possibility. I've I've said because it's a one season So me and rax could theoretically watch that And then we could watch the movie And then as a as a build Listen, we could we could have like we could cover a video that's positive about it And have er as a guest because he he enjoys watching animu from what I understand that big weeb Um rax palpatine said forced dyads were unseen for generations kylo and rey weren't the first they were just the first in a long time Uh, they weren't even it does it seems as if they're Not the wiki says the first time they're even mentioned is in um You'd hang on you'd think that would be in a book somewhere because the jedi were around for Thousands of generations thousands and thousands of years. Yes They're they're just they just gave them that line so that they could be like. Yeah, this definitely isn't something we Oh, yeah But they just I'm picturing this the writing at their like wait. Why is no one found about this before? It's like just say that it's been gone for ages. Okay a long time It's been a long time How have you been Hey fellas sands is in smash guy here. I just finished a month-long fight against a five millimeter kidney stone And I wanted to say you guys my favorite podcast and certainly distracted me from the agony. Thank you for being you My goodness, uh, I'm glad you've passed it and Hopefully you are being entertained in rough times like that. That sucks Kidney stones are the big gay Thoughts on the final fantasy 7 remake demo Any any any of us I'm afraid we I don't know anything about the final kind and haven't played it. Oh, sorry. I hope it's good Glad to see jay longbone got her alarm clock I know I was I was late to my own stream a couple days ago I saw you tweet about it. Yeah, like an hour and a half My body just didn't want to get up, but I yeah, I eventually got it together I'm glad you guys are okay. I'd be lost without efap. Love you mola open your dms. Oh, it's the same person Uh, hi rags. Hello and jay longbone your laugh is perfection Thank you Interesting efap easter egg I learned this week the music from the really cute farewell video For wolf in efap 65 was the same music Mola used at the start of his 50k q&a video Huh, I don't even remember having music at the beginning of my q&a video, but all right That is a pretty big coinkie dink unless the person was referencing that music, but um, yeah also high rags Hello No mention of fuel in uh revenge of the sith really wondering why No mention of fuel they want you to think about the logistics as little as possible In navy basic training stalls in the barracks. They don't have doors No recruits sneaking efap or trying to nap with no door We'd have poop talks all the stalls face each other. So we got to have some real personal time great times. Hi rags Hello Well It's a city life for me then Couldn't maybe hold up. Um, you know like a newspaper Uh A dinner played several rounds of uno one a two hour long game of monopoly because I was the banker and you guys are still going Love love the long man. Yes. We are. How long have we been going for? well, um A almost nine hours I think almost eight hours Oh almost eight By the way, I was absolutely convinced you guys were going to be watching the ralph back ski Back ski Is that how you pronounce that back? She Uh lord rings movies also lull also high rags Hello Nah, man, we're going for the for the jackson ones The pitaya Jackson Ifap more often for those of us in quarantine, please Well, it should be once a week and plus a bonus thing uh each week That's that's hopefully gonna be what we can uh Get going in some regular thing as well. You had the three lord the rings things You must have been able to make use of that and of course, you know I'm not not saying you have to but I mean if you guys are in quarantine, you really like ifap You could give it the old rewatcheroo if you really want to Um, because a lot of material. Yeah Visit some of them altisms Well the god part of jesus wanted to be nailed so Play the timestamps from the earlier super chats dammit I don't want to We get it more and more of those i'm i'm gonna try to avoid them from now on because i don't want to be Trapped with playing timestamps to get it again Uh do more ifaps because of quarantine also rags is gay lord Lord of gay Also rags his best guest The game per Mola, when's your next video? I need this like a crackhead needs crack Two are coming from mooper in just oh on wednesday. How about that? Um Moopers worked pretty hard on both of them should have some fun I think i'm literally going to make them both public at the same time. I don't see any reason not to And uh, hopefully you have some fun with them uh Other than that though my my main one Gonna need another month. I think At the least don't like to promise any times, but it's gonna take a while this one's a biggin Hey jay longbones say the n-word do it for wolf Oh, uh nightingale I think that's a Not your trail Hey molla, what do you think if disney rebooted the alien franchise? Oh, i'm sure it'd be great. I'm sure they'd nail it I'm sure that alien and aliens would be put to shame by the miracle that is disney They've got a proven track record. Oh, yeah sequel trilogy is just avril avine song skater boy in space change my mind Wait, what? Is it because of the whole he was a skywalker? He was a big better note Saw goodfellas parasite and hateful eight. I very much enjoyed Hate and goodfellas. I didn't really like parasite that much. You guys like it, don't you? Can you explain why maybe I missed something? I don't like it Um, I thought that the idea of them slowly trying to take the household Through different professions was cool. I thought a lot of their ideas on how to do it made a lot of sense I thought that um I mean You know we mean about themes, but I liked the Consistent ideas about the differences between classes and their approaches to problems as well as living throughout the film was pretty strong um liked a lot of the Camera work the acting was strong. I wasn't a fan of Some contrivances in the movie a little little here and there but The story they're trying to enable through them is pretty strong as far as I'm concerned and the reveal of the thing Is going on in that house. Uh, I still remember me and rags being like what the fuck is going on Uh, yeah, it's If they had worse actors Then the movie really wouldn't Nearly is good. It's really carried by really good performances And how convincing it is to the audience. I think as said the credibility of how they get away How they do it. It's really really convincing What's your opinion on the 2004 reboot of battle star galactica? It's surprisingly about character struggles and politics in the survivor's fleet I've not seen it Parents used to watch it and they uh, I said it was good, but I never really saw it myself I think my dad liked it actually if that is what I think it is There's another one with a girl on the box. There's like a red dress blonde hair. I can't remember I could be close. I could also not remember Uh, you even had some faith in rage for members of the intellectual gaming community such as myself The default position is that all mobile games suck Except runescape, but it's technically not a mobile game. There is some mobile games that are okay You can find them. There's some there's some fun ones out there. They're like little brain teasers Puzzly games and stuff And then some other ones are a little bit more complicated I remember there being some good flash games back in the day. So there's got to be some good mobile games Yeah I remember box head. Do you remember that zombie killing game? Box head. No, uh, they made like loads of demonic defense. Was it when I played Or about the last stand, do you ever play that? I I might have that one kind of sounds familiar I'm curious to see if anyone anyone's ears are picked up from box head or the last stand. We'll see Uh, I arrived late because of youtube's bad alert system and missed half of tonight's efab Can't wait to rewatch everything I missed never changed long man also high rags. Please take jay's milk away He will be demilked Milked and kicked Can you recommend a video game for my girlfriend that is beautiful foresty and explorie, but not too bashy Oh, I was about to mention the witcher three. Um, I was gonna mention forget ory Beautiful foresty and explorie, but it's a bit bashy. So Beautiful foresty and explorie. How about some Let me actually take a quick look here Let's see Um Journey could work. Yes seven days to die is not beautiful, but it's foresty and very explorie flower Flower's probably the perfect game for that requirement set. I would say but that's an exclusive to ps3 and 4 I think No one's saying fire watch that could work. Seriously though flower sounds like one to one the best Game for you looking for Hmm I think the same people who made flower made journey, right? It's like I want to say I don't know what company it is, but I think they were the same people May Animal crossing that could work Yeah, animal crossing is a good one Uh the elder scrolls for oblivion That one doesn't necessarily have to be difficult at all Same thing with skyrim. It doesn't have to be those are bashy Yeah, they are Abzu that could work far cry five, but that's kind of shooty any zelda game that could also work Yeah, the forest, but that's more horror survival Uh, I'm just scrolling through my list here Let me I'm gonna try to see if any you know the ones that fit the proverbial bill Foresty explorey, but no bashy But no bashy Oh, this is not too bashy Not too bashy looking looking looking Yes, I am A plague tale innocence Might be something that you would consider I don't know about that You don't beautiful foresty Not too bashy. I feel like Not too bad. Yeah, the bash. He's weird though because it's not really a combat game. It's more stealthy like We have to take not too bashy very seriously I guess, um How about Risk of rain too What Tetris? Yeah, it's Tetris Uh, I'm almost at the end of my list scene of things fit all working close to stardew valley Minecraft Yeah, that could work Um, let's see. I mean, there's probably that's that's like 15 suggestions. So it's gonna be something that they could work with Yeah, I'm I don't have the w's now Uh Stay frosty stay intellectual Oh into the cutal Intellectutor Intellectually Since raw doesn't show up a lot. I take it upon myself to become the next rooftop god hail ashen and the legion of raw is still open for recruiting Oh I mean raw said he came back last time, right? He was he was around. He's he's he's licking somewhere. I think Yeah, um feel no obligation to do this but on efap 77 97 25 at 25 .25 speed It's absolutely fucking insane the gap between two and billion is almost an entire This is an entire it's like transcending space and time as i'm typing this you just said no more time stamps now i'm sad mill Oh An entire minute Yeah, that makes sense the tonal to take that long at that point Sorry about the sad milk When this virus blows over you think some entertaining entertainment giants will realize they literally can't afford crap writing No Crab ride will be around forever. I think yeah because people Allow they they pay for crap writing and they either don't care or even worse. They make excuses for it That's the thing about hiring writers. It's about did they did what they wrote make money. It's not was they writing good? And a lot of the time it just Does yeah, that's just how it is it'd be like that TFA made a lot of money lot of money An e-fab long while I spend a lone time avoiding child support What's your opinion of hereditary and the new grudge? I thought they were both mediocre himself I think that was myself. I liked hereditary. I thought it was spooky, but it's weird And I know a lot of people didn't like the ending. I was okay with it I haven't seen either of them. No, it's just not a more horror movie guy. I've not seen the new grudge now Um I like horror movies a spooky Okay doki Okay, uh, is it look see or look see uh I'm guessing look see like two separate words not look sie I've never actually tracked that myself though What are the contents of your dream house? Anyone 14 werewolves what why would what? Why would you want? I don't have 14 werewolves in your dream house Um, let's see. Well, what would I have? I I don't know. It probably wouldn't be very big um I don't want a lot of space. It'd probably be cozy comfy Uh, yeah, I'm very utility focused. I'll just be like as long as everything I needed it that is comfy Yeah, I'd like it to be kind of not a lot of big open spaces um Something that's small ish I'm not a big size queen when it comes to living space I had a wood floors and rug something really Would you have a fireplace? I would yes, absolutely. I would undoubtedly I would something that's almost castle like but Like quaint and modern, you know like stone and wood paneling and like fluffy rugs and a wood like wood beans um Let's see something maybe a little porch outside that There's something or maybe it would be like oh, it would probably be like a hobbit hole You know where it's kind of built into the Where it's kind of built into the side of the hill and it's just comfy and cozy and Sweet and intimate and sexual what you're saying. Yes I mean, I don't I don't know if I I don't want to I don't know what a sexual house would You just learned it out hobbit hole I thought you were gonna go to the worst I'm in a hobbit hole joke right off the bat of the fellowship of the ring But um something like that, you know Not something gaudy or super opulent simple but nice cozy One Um rags look behind you. All right It's a command from super chats. What could you do? All right, I I I did also What are you guys? Critique on dr. Sleep. I'm using it as my first video. I need to know I'm not the only Oh, I need to know if I'm the only one thinking it's absolutely terrible Uh wolf was very critical of it. I haven't seen it. I don't have a huge desire to see it. Um Then I don't think rags have seen it so We're dry on that Particular topic. I'm afraid but good luck, of course When Frodo gets stabbed by the giant goblin in moria his rib cage and sternum should be in pieces, right? The mithril is a vest with no rigidity He's taking a hell of a blunt force even with the vest like a sledgehammer to a bulletproof vest Um, I mean it like almost knocks him out doesn't it? Doesn't it go as well? Is there an argument to be made that it's um Slipping between his arm and chest once it's hit the mithril if you know what I mean Like it as it goes in I'd have to watch it specifically again because the way he falls over looks like he's in pain From uh the force of the hit but not dead is the point, right? Yeah, no, you could be right that it should have done a decent chunk of damage to him I would just have to look at specifically where the the weapon hits And if there's room to assume that the it could have slid off a little to the gap between his chest and his arm Um on third playthrough of doom eternal while listening the game is so much fun Only minor issues are purple sludge and underwater sections But they're like 1% of the game time love the parkour and new combat loop dash flames saw but can see why some won't Um Halfway through doom eternal on nightmare difficulty just beat the first marauder boss feeling pretty god tier rip and tear My brother's rip and tear until it's done I think I'm I think that bullshit is starting to quickly become the new the cake is alive for me Oh rip and tear. Yeah rip and tear It's certainly not as good as slice and dice is it No, not nearly as good. I'm just like a hearing it over and over and over and over Uh gadelb is my favorite part of april even more so than my own birthday super excited to see what moopa worked up Also, hi ragus Hello, um, I'm glad you're excited to get help. It is on the way just a couple days now and moopa is excited to share um into locutal musings with you all We are the interlocutals Uh, well if anyone in the brood wants it's a really a trip gather the lube and engage maximum over slonald That was in reference to the uh Slowing down the slowed down slowed down slowed down slonald Lube and slonald Slube How do you get my hand out of a jar filled with pee? How do you get my hand out of a jar filled with pee? Well, I assume you would just pull your hand out. I just like the idea that you're like, okay I have questions already Why did I stick my hand in this jar full of pee? Why is there a jar full of pee? Why have I placed myself in this position? I knew where this would lead Um, also please disintegrate false roof guard Yeah, nobody's gonna want a replacement roof guard. I was gonna be very upset at the prospect Uh, please read an epic narrator voice Um against all the tisms that subjectivity can conjure all of the hypocrisy that the disnoids can produce We will send onto them only you rip Fap and tear until it is done If you're if there was ripping and tearing while you're fapping I I don't know you fucked up somewhere Maybe they were referring to like you ripping and tearing them fapping yourself, you know It could could work. You've got to be very careful and then also question your choices in life, I guess I suppose it could He's sent a clarification in my hand is stuck in the jar I'm afraid it may be over. It's the guy who's stuck in the pee jar. He's saying it's his hand We know but what can we do? I know it's your hand I would just suggest that the way that a jar typically to have the hole on the top Which I assume that you um, is how your hand got inside in the first place I would reverse the motion that you use to penetrate the jar and then remove the uh, the hand And just pull it out and it should come, you know, just just right out Just flow open flow out gush out. Would you say? Gush Yeah, I mean, I hope you can escape that. Unfortunately. We just had another one in that says I tried to disprove it now my hand stuck as well Oh my goodness. Sorry guys Have you considered like maybe unballing your fist if it is or Is it holding on to something? Maybe you have to get rid of that thumb, you know, just just lob it off Say goodbye. Well, slip that hand out or smash the jar Yeah, smash that's what say smack the jar is full of piss So make you make sure you do this like on top of a rug Or take it outside. Maybe on your bed Risk corona to escape the pee Yeah, just smash just smash that jar nothing too violent Just give it a little little or I'll put it in the sink and just give a little tap with uh The back of a knife or something like that you sometimes you don't have to hit them too hard. Maybe a spoon or something you can give a little crack there Grease up your hands Yeah, I don't I don't think piss is good lube. I can't imagine it No, I don't I don't think so Rags if I asked you nicely to rip and tear my freshly bleached starfish, would you be annoyed? Oh, I don't want to rip and tear those kinds of body parts. Yeah, I could add badly I tried lube and I cut the thumb no luck I mean he still hasn't tried smashing the jar so The number one solution still still active and also, you know, just more lube after that too just pilot right on And that by the way leads us to the end Um, oh my god before we go. I would probably like to say it Jay long bone Do you want to do you want to tell them to go and subscribe to you because they should oh? Yes, please subscribe to me. I'm lonely over there Um, shit What am I doing? Oh, yeah What am I doing? I'm so fucking Just out of it. Um Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be doing a reaction to the new bat woman episode episode 16 That's probably gonna be out in another week Possibly. Yeah, my editor like he's he's got to work on mine, too Yeah, big time now Um, oh, yeah, I'm gonna do probably gonna do a reaction to that show hunters That really shitty show With al Pacino and his his gang of nazi hunters. Oh, I read. Yeah, I read the synopsis and I saw a clip online. That looks that looks bad Terrible and stinky Um, I'm sorry. It's always so bad. He's Oh, right. Um, my Dracula review. I don't know when that's gonna be out, but I'm still writing that one Dracula and told Fuck no No, it's the bbc Dracula. Yeah, Netflix Dracula. Yeah, it's To sum up like it It's aggravating. It's an aggravating show It looks good and the acting is good, but it's it's fucking aggravating So, yeah, plenty to look forward to yeah, yeah, as you would say it's tizamy It's tizamy. Yeah, the best way to describe it Yeah, yeah, so that's So what I'm doing for now Um, I guess Rags, what are you doing right now? Tell the people what's to be excited for the future Uh, making a video on objectivity and as well Somebody else and that's just kind of coming along as like we get it done Um, you know, yeah when it's out And I am working on tfa part three unironically and have been for a while It's long, but I'm very happy with it so far. It'll come out eventually. I swear I swear also april first things will happen My friend moopa who doesn't speak to me regularly because I'm below him But does make good stuff that he allows me to release on my channel So that's coming as well as more e faperunial Noompal doompals and with that I will read the last few that have come in Uh Break the jar in taxon's house probably a regular saturday night for the guy slash gal slash whatever it calls itself anyway um Don't want to be don't want to be maybe maybe put in p in someone's house I can get you in a lot of trouble, you know, they can they can call the policers There's probably some kind of crime right poor imp in someone's house probably Yeah, but bodily you don't want to yeah putting your bodily fluids on Your on other people or their stuff it that's a no, you don't want Eight hours you saw a hack eight hours is a long man. All right. We agree on this. It's a long man And uh j long bone enough with the cpt the Dracula vid CPT I don't speak this language That's what it says. Did I read it wrong? But the Dracula will be out soon. I swear I just have to be writing in the CPT is uh Oh color people time It's not my fault It's not our fault All right, and there we are thank you all for watching You thought you read the last snap chat. I think it means super chat, but insert we a boom meme here Gotcha. Okay. Thank you all for watching. Have a good night slash morning slash afternoon. Thank you all guests for But hanging in there as they did j long bone smashing out weekend warrior and jxing naturally And uh, and yeah, and thank you for the kind donations and the memes. We shall return in a week's time Hopefully for Mandalorian part two, but you never know schedules and all that we shall potentially see you there Good night, everybody Peace out. Good night everyone. Bye to Lou. Goodbye Of course, dad No