 I know for many things, among them being precision, like at least you've seen you've all seen this before, right? We don't get to the first fight until Basically, like almost 40 minutes in. I think so. Yeah, I think you only see some mansters Yeah, you get some mansters at the beginning and you go to get the important set up some plots to make fun of 40 minutes Yeah, I saw it in a cinema People need to understand I don't get it that it's it's no it's 40 minutes until we get our first fight scene in this movie So we're gonna have to bullshit for 40 minutes You get to see something that's actually passable. You can see mothra throw up on some people though You need to see it a different I can get loaded I can get loaded up more on gin tonic You can eat you I can drink more what people are gonna say At the beginning of this is they're gonna say, oh You guys are watching this godzilla movie. We're like, yeah, yeah, it's terrible and they're like, no, it's not terrible It has great special effects and we'll say yeah, I love the last jedi too Oh, look at this epic retcon Poor little andrew the son of this guy Was killed by gojira. I think if you were that close you'd be fucked Oh, yeah That's the motivation, right? I mean we can talk about this as if we've seen already because we can't have a Well, at least he's not an orphan. He's a remorse. He's a reverse orphan. He's a dead child Here's a picture of a wolf. You can't he can't just get these anywhere on the internet Here's me with the daughter. I actually love. Oh, yeah, so when she says there's something I want to talk to you about That's the whole taking over the world thing I'm getting worried about mom He says that humans are a blight on nature and wants to destroy Ever since I burnt the bacon mom just has been a little genocidal the toasted eggs Thank you Roof, they love each other when I first criticized it people were like, oh, I'm only wanted more people stuff. It is No I was like the arguments like yeah, but they're always been like with bad people. So I was like, how's that still good? Why are you still watching those movies? That's consistently shit. That means it's good I was down should have rode Godzilla I'm the apex homo writing the apex monster. He's gonna be okay He is in the safest place that he could be right now in the middle of the woods I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna press x to doubt on that one author screaming This will protect us. Also what it makes noise the whole house shakes They just have this device it can talk to animals Call them Can we tell the pandas to start fucking? Who could this be? Martha's just fucking Godzilla's bitch, basically By the way, why are they taking still taking picture of these like they must have been here for a while Hey, has anyone taken a picture of this wall? Look at the size of that moth over there. Oh, that is a big testicle This thing wants to be born This thing wants to be born wants to be born. That's how that works I'm being sarcastic. He's saying it like typically things don't want to be born That's how you get orphans. Oh, no, they didn't really want to be born, but yeah Also, they prepped for this is fucking terrible. They're like, all right, 10 seconds. There's mafra. I get here's cocoon thru I guess they expected bother to be like, hey Oh, yeah, it isn't you're right. It is cocoon thru larv thru After pilthra Shut the fuck up Lord Who shot me with the stupid? Oh, no You go over there Like you okay frag? He's like Here go over to that predetermined web that's over there For a reason I don't get like uh, this this is like, oh so controversial. It works like it's like binary You just turn it on it works and it's like you should probably have had this set up anyway Why couldn't she use it from inside? Oh a female I'd better not hurt her because I don't want to get me, too I'm only four. I'm I'm only four minutes old. I don't want to have my career. I recognize like weaponry It'd be like, what is this that she's doing? She's clearly fiddling with something Oh my goodness. What could this do? I hope it isn't mind control. Oh, yeah Because it's about to attack it right but for some reason bother is taking ages. It's like Hmm Uh-oh wrong one She dodged it. How does it miss? It hit everybody else on the first try except for her. Remember the guy that got hit by it that spread all around him? It's like how how? Also, oh my god And she she managed to open it and close it preventing him. It's like get someone else's key retard. They're the only one I will help you if I stand here with you. I was gonna say she doesn't do it Oh, no, wait, does she solve it? I don't know how fucking stupid this is Two for the price of one This is such a like Fucking brain dead progression Mothra fired left and they dodged right Mothra fired right and they dodged left Which means there's only one place left to hide and shoot said to their fucked We're blue now. No, no, we're not red. We're not angry red. We're not the alpha frequency We found the power bottom frequency. Oh, yeah, touch it. No, just go ahead. Just fucking touch it Radioactive isn't that a thing about all these monsters? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's like touching the graphite Fucking hand melts off See it's our friend now And there's just guys in the background like yeah Like um, like I think my spine's broken. Oh no, Charles dad. So no now my spine's definitely remember. She's on board with this The scientist lady. So she's cool with all these guys getting obliterated. I don't get it. How is she okay with this? It's like a scientist friend That glass was not very protective if one bullet round will go through it Which of these titans are here to threaten us? And which of these titans are here to protect us. Thank you for the fifth grade history lesson, mr. Coleman That's a great history lesson. You just learned this shit out like a 10 minutes again I was about to say it's like what do you mean fifth grade? This is like brand new shit Yeah, nobody knows any of this art was tasked with finding and destroying these radioactive monsters Oh the radioactive Oh, you'd want to make Godzilla our pet No No, he would be his Yeah, that that yeah, that's dumb. That's fucking weirded. Just silly goose Dr. Sarah's hour dr. Graham is here. I'm just gonna walk out of the senate. Okay. Thanks, bro Yeah, I'm just gonna walking out that door Yeah, that's actually a big deal because this is the senate like this is actually a massive deal Yeah, but his butterfly is loose. Well, this is isn't even like real senate. This is weird senate What is this? Random people You're funding you can't just leave Hello, rado Kolo roe. Kolo, rato Oh, look, it's wolf Lots of wolf eating his pizza That's a weird pizza. It's a weird pizza Gonna have some bones on my pizza. I was like, yes Are you coming He's the reason he's important is because he designed the orca, right? He knows how to listen to animals I didn't want to be involved in this job I just wanted to fucking jerk off to the wolves I'm not a stereotype. I just wanted to be alone. Damn it. I just wanted to be alone Away from my daughters in my fucking adventures in game cabin face They were after this Wait, that catwalk. I know what the hell it is. I helped build a prototype Only know that. Who is he? Uh, sam colman. I'm yeah, why wouldn't yeah, wouldn't they know that? So that was the whole reason they came to him. He's the awkward one. He's super funny I'm entertained. I cannot wait for the monster fight that will occur in 25 minutes Oh, no I don't want the three-headed dragon fight the other dragon Instead you can listen to these three boring people talk to these boring people You're gonna be responsible for a thousand san francisco's which is why we need to get it back. Yeah, I was gonna say the evil people have it Yeah, don't don't open up with the fact that's been stolen The evil people have it. That's the point Maybe mark, but it's fallen into the wrong hands And right now the orca. I already being that it hasn't actually technically speaking because she's just evil as well I'm sure they establish very realistic reasons that are solidly grounded as to why she turns evil It's not really evil rags because the monsters represent mother nature trying to cure the earth of human Even though When they talk about how terrible humans are because I'm a human You know, like I feel like a little conflict of interest here. I started drinking Started drinking Drinking in my drinking cabinet I'll come a horrible didn't judge me like my family I watched the wolves through the window With my drinking hand Drinking and coming. This is a very quiet plane Tell me more about the work that I did tell me more about my device The problem is we don't know which titan she combined Wait, who's that over there? Oh, that's the audience. That's why we're explaining God's sake. I forgot how much this is like Wait, what movie is this? Don't get yourself That's acting Castle Bravo What like pretty mothra? That's what they say. That's what he said. Oh, that's what I said. Okay. Sorry. I screwed up everything now. I'm so sorry Hello, everyone who will be watching this clip that'll be in the final video. No to track and study godzilla on his own turf Thought he was missing. Well, only if you don't know where to look Oh What wait, what godzilla is only missing if you don't know where it looks like well Yeah, if you don't know where he is, he's missing Alan Jonah, it's alan alan alan Alan Out of the middle. He hates the middle of this. Yeah, this movie after it cocoons Something else is gonna crawl out. Let me guess i'm arthra after it cocoons. Something else is gonna crawl out You're like Yeah, let me guess a big moth Something else Stop being so detailed. I think that they want you to go after this mothra So they can go after a real prize. Why don't you just do both? You're the military Yeah, no, no, you're not you're not 12 dudes No, they're just you know, what they are doing. That's not just a specimen I've got an ex-wife and a daughter out there in case you forgot No one They wake up king gadora. I don't know specifically why I'm pretty sure they say they just like want to get king gadora up and running But do you remember at one point in this film? A lady scientist is like the plan was to wake them up one at a time But king gadora fucked everything up because he's the only one who can wake up others. He like screams at them They wake up and do you remember king gadora also happens to be an alien? Like while the rest of them were born on earth or something I was just like, were they just unlucky? They just woke up the one that can wake up all the other wads. It's like damn Oh, no killing. Oh, no people are dying people are dying offscreen Why is it that we're destroying the world it involves the death of humans Oh, look at that. He's trying to be funny. She's not gonna fall for it though The even weird of things he doesn't die in this film, but apparently he's not in the sequel They was like, so what was the point? He just leaves. He just isn't he just isn't part of the movie anymore He may as well not be here. There's no need. He just leaves. He just lets her go. No They try to launch an emergency beacon, but we cut them off in time. They'll figure it out fire up the drills I forgot about that. So this is a facility, right? A whole bunch of people were in it Our charles dancers people left their helicopter and immediately started shooting people Apparently they couldn't get a help message out So it's like a phone call Like this means it's a fucking button on a computer probably But no, they couldn't do it in time apparently. It's so fucking stupid Nope can't do it All they need to do is show us like charles dancers people being like, hello Hello, and they all go in the infiltrate and then they shut everything down with one move like electronically But if they start shooting people from the moment they arrived, how could they not have got a help message out? He's never been this close before but you said he's only lost if you knew where to Well, he will if you keep those guns on oh, yeah, how does he know how does he ever He concludes that they need to deactivate their guns to let godzilla know it's all good I And godzilla's like hey wait a second make sure your fingers up the trigger and your muzzle is pointed in a safe direction before I get any closer Yeah, exactly He's not gonna see you He sort of like put his hands up for a second there as well like yeah, all right. I'm about I'm pretty sure godzilla doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, why would godzilla assume you guys are a threat? You're pathetic I like I the only keep agreeing to this random civilians Fucking talked with wolves before I'd like if he's like we need to go outside naked in order to Ladies gentlemen, we are now 31 minutes into the film and there has not been But guys you're about to free an enormous prehistoric dinosaur monster alien like maybe don't Have you considered this is a terrible idea we must cleanse humans from the earth it's like But we're humans sir Yes, I mean other we are part of the disease you see I'm so fucking bored. Can we get a fight please when nearly there You're supposed to say They do a surprise attack on them, right? But like you had them in the fucking elevator Why don't you just drop a grenade at the bottom of the elevator when it nearly arrives Why is your commanding officer leading the assault team? Yeah, wasn't she like in charge of everything? Yeah I guess she's a hands-on leader What what are you guys doing there? Why haven't they left your fire? There's an ugly child Hold your fire it might be an orphan unload Just set up the bombs blow it and leave look how long she has this shot Yeah Like i'm not going to take it because tizm I like it how there's only one shot fired and everyone's like okay I guess we're not doing anything. We're not going to react to that. Do they not even look for the sniper? Look at that You can clearly shoot him you could see the shoulder at the very least What the fuck I at this point and I remember in the theater. I was like what the fuck are you doing? Sorry for what I don't what why would you apologize? Wait, I thought the good guys landed here. How come oh, yeah What did the good guys in the back guys talk next to each other? So like case you're just under as well. So yeah, it's just like the two pilots looking at each other like Wait, we're not each other. Hi. I'm good. Oh, hi. I'm evil. Hey, what's up? Well the evil guy is like You go to cigarette I'm working for monarch. He's like, oh, I'm working for charles dance though The the charles dance guy is like i'm kind of the good guy in a way if you think about he's like, no No, you guys are the bad guys Just have a debate while they're all shooting each other downstairs. You know the monsters aren't really monsters Yeah, it's really all subjective when you think about it. The caretakers of the world need to take the world back Well, we have to have the big reveal we're 38 minutes and 27 seconds. Also. I remember this shit It's like we really need it's like what do you expect to happen that would be worth staying here for you idiots You need to leave I could have sworn they'd shoot at it. I just remember laughing a lot. I think they do. I think they do. Yeah, there it is Shoot bullets at it Look at that. It literally does not give a shit. Oh, yeah, she saves them, doesn't she somehow I Bypass the compressor This is the thing you'd be like surely they're dead and it's like no kingdom door is gonna gonna drool on them first It's not gonna kill it right away Like why didn't it use its lightning breath? Come on Godzilla save the savorisms Damn, if only we haven't brought all of our scientists for no reason Also, yeah, if you rose out of the ice the water was underneath of it What are you standing at? I know That shot right there. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, that's great. That's great. We only had to wait 42 minutes for it Everybody hold on. Luckily he accidentally didn't kill us Use the flipper. It's so good. We're still alive though Yeah, we're so fucking lucky. There's so many ways. We could have died by now, but we just yeah, it's good that none of them occurred I'm stuck. Oh, no, that's inconvenient. I'm stuck on what I didn't even want to be here. Damn it Oh, it turns out I wasn't stuck at all actually. I'm fine. He was fine. Yeah. Yeah, I thought turns out. I'm okay More of this please Yeah I fell into a hole. Oh shit Oh, she's dead I forgot that happened. Yeah, me too Oh quick, there's one of them eat it. Wait, what's happening now? What is that? Oh, hello? If only you arrived five seconds earlier Oh, no, I miss him. Oh He should be so fucking dead. Holy shit. I forgot about that Oh, no, we have to wait another like half an hour probably this is the thing man, right? We felt there was too much human ship when you draw attention to it. It's even worse Oh, man, we're just friendly reminder. It took 42 minutes for the first fight to happen There's only like 30 seconds of content. I'll do respect colonel. He saw wrong. Okay. She wouldn't have done what? What you saw wrong? There's several people. No, I was right there. There's like 12 witnesses It was hurt no one forced you to are you sure? They don't trust their general but they trust randy mcwilf watcher Well now that a white man is told this I guess She just leaves. She's like, I don't fuck you guys. Why the hell would she want to release them? And why would she team up? Good question? Yeah, that is a fantastic question. I'm to find out the motivation of the villain Where's madison? Are you okay? Where's the daughter? Where is the daughter that was okay with all of this still? Dad mom's fucking insane come and get me right now. Well, remember she wants to eat my flesh dad She's still pro mom. She goes anti mom soon. I'm saving the world Of course you are. It doesn't make sense as impossible as it seems it does What? No, but After we lost andrew, I swore his death would not be in vain. Well, I'm gonna kill everyone else Answer a solution to why the titans were rising But as I dug deeper, I realized that They were here for a reason and that despite all the years that we spent trying to stop them We never dared to confront the truth Which truth? Humans have been the dominant species for thousands of years and look what's happened We've made a lot of advances a lot of advances We we we've committed to a lot of great things, but if you only consider all of our failures, yeah That's I'd actually made she made like all those cut ends what she did to her explanations like war and then if like a war scene That did pollution that was supposed to be a war scene. Well, you get the idea I'd like if she just had bad stuff and it just shows someone crying The titans they are part of the oh look a friendly titan just Not doing anything damaging to the world But if governments are allowed to contain them Destroy them or use them for war the human infection will only continue to spread Are you referring to humans as an infection when these things literally destroy everything? How is that the world that we will create? No, that's better We restore balance And what's gonna be left? Why do you think that's the truth? Charred world overrun by monsters. No dr. Stanton the exact opposite Just like how forest fire replenishes the soil or forest fires replenish the soil Therefore if we destroy billions of lives in everything Look at that She's better than what we have. She's way better than what we had just like a woman. There's a reason we build cities Okay, it's a reason We don't want to live in trees and die at the ripe old age of 28 You are No, because I I waver to be like depends on your definition of the world After we lost andrew I trained her to survive They have to keep reminding us that they lost a kid as if that's the motivation. It's like no, it doesn't follow It doesn't follow at all No, luke had a moment of weakness You like by the way the government have allowed this guy to ask her questions instead of like They really they really trust random people a lot This guy gets so much screen time and power in this movie. He's just this guy Over the last 60 years monarch has prepared bunkers around the world to save and restart civilization What do you mean suggest you find them as if the alien monsters are just gonna leave Yeah, can can you imagine that we might need bunkers to save our lives from the rampaging titans on the surface destroying everything indiscriminately To clarify She wants all of us to hide in bunkers while the monsters rip and tear through every civilization we've established And once it all gets overgrown by grass again, we're allowed to start again Which takes us directly to making civilization all over again until they destroy us again Is this the natural fucking cycle is this what she said they all go sleep like what the And then what this is what I mean. It's like why the hell is this the cycle woman? Do you really think this is going to be easy painless? Is that what you told her leave her out of this? Why you're the one who pulled her into it. Yeah Good points. Exactly. He didn't mommy sell you on some grand. Yeah, topia Yeah, monster living together in blissful harmony. Yeah Tywin gets to speak and he's like the other character So Number one, how did you explain this to her too? How did you expect monsters and humans to work together? Like this is a stupid plan that you have a moment like why are you doing it? He's like, I have no fucking clue. I just been put into this stupid scene What the fuck? I don't understand. What is this? I don't give a shit that you're sad random kid Remember the kid was on board with the plan at one point and I have to agree with tywin What did she tell you was gonna happen? The monsters were gonna rise up and go. Hello humans. How are you doing? You are not tasty snacks to me Right, I I've got a suggestion for a tax plan that can really help the economy grow You know like thanks Godzilla. I would like to discuss immigration policy Yes, let's stop evacuating because the monster is arriving Jesus Christ It's a shame because this is actually really cool, but fucking the best Godzilla monsters are so cool And I just want a movie that you can see them for the most of the time. That's really high budget A lava pterodactyl. Yeah. Oh, it's so cool. It's so fucking cool It's a shame. We had to wait through 55 minutes of human bullshit to get here No, no, look at the sad mexicans run That's too spicy for us man I would like to um I'd like to illustrate if this makes into the final cut that I don't actually know if they're mexicans I just saw they were brown and assumed so I I just wanted to be racist for a minute. Okay. They are mexican. Hooray. All right, we're good. Hooray Quick piss it off Sure these will work Quick make it a literally bit itself out of a volcano Can we please cut back to villain lady being like this is good. This is a good thing for the world Look at this Okay, no, no, no, no, no, that wouldn't have happened you guys would have been blasted away by the way To the pillar I can feel my skin melting. I want to go one of them go Oh, so this guy he could go up he could go down left right he just stays still until deciding if only I had a plane Why would you do that? We're so fucking cool. I want king guttora to just fuck me I mean the three heads, you know, I don't I just that's all I want Get out of there they're firing a missile that kills oxygen Well, wait, but we need oxygen. I can't believe this is what happened It's exactly what I said would happen one at a time Yeah, even chow's dance is like this is a bit much Yeah, you're kind of fucking insane I mean it so it went from south america to china in its cocoon form its larva form Did you catch that she said you told me it would restore balance. It's like, what do you what? Yeah, exactly. What's the problem doing this for andrew If this is what andrew would have wanted you were releasing huge monsters for andrew How do they actually mommy? I want a firetruck. I didn't know I was killed by godzilla. Why would I want more of So that there will be more children for you to play with in heaven like oh, okay, that's sweet That's fucking creepy. Okay Wow all girls We were able to reproduce without the use of males I like the idea that we're kind of a considering coming out to help the rest of it They see all this happening. They're like, nope They'll fix themselves Yeah, we got that Johnny you don't get it. This changes everything with godzilla gone monster zero isn't using the titans to restore the planet He is using them to destroy it Yeah, what were they doing before that? This is this is the dumb ass three of the movie if you watch the 2014 one The Mudo or Muto that's it. Um, the godzilla kills. It's just running amok. There is no king gdora in that film It's just running around killing everything. But according to her king gdora makes them angry Oh, no My daughter could hear everything because she's in the fucking cobs room The old trope of a small child foils massive complex highly equipped highly trained terrorist And you have the terrible dialogue where it's like if we could get the orca to the thing and then broadcast the thing It would do the thing Yeah, where are you gonna go? Oh, that's not actually an answer I don't think any sense no like like the earth is really big you have no idea where to start So you probably better stay with us because we're following all the action, you know How come they didn't see that on a radar? Um, that seems like it that would have blown him the fuck away They want to bring godzilla back from the dead and never took that watch out of your pocket without him asking that question I care about my son Andrew who died I didn't even be here I just wanted to fuck wolves Oh, I hate this bit so much Can you believe that these terrorists just don't give a shit? Everyone just leaves You know, this actually isn't that much different They would have you see that they would have clipped the washington monument just there Correct, they would their wing would have gone fucking straight. They just cut away because it was like that's fine The audience needs to see the washington monument, but we also need to not actually destroy it ourselves. That would be stupid Seriously, dude, just fuck this movie our weapon systems were damaged Therefore the thing we need to do cannot be done unless some guy sacrifices himself. It's like, uh Why are you doing something about it in taiwan? Yeah, why are you not going to retrieve it immediately? How come you don't give a shit and she does just because he didn't give a shit on set He said his favorite thing was the food Ha I can picture it being like oh, it's one of my scenes. Is it what do I say? Oh, yes, these little these little shrimp thingies actually rather delightful They're like you need to say I wonder who could have done this and he's like I wonder who could have done this Also, he gives his notebook to this random wolf guy Not to his fucking colleagues that he's spent years working with he's like here you you take it Yeah, fuck my colleagues I've worked with for years and years You have my secret notebook As far as like this is already active stuff. I should probably not have to go in there How did a place like this disappear? I don't right. It's your noble style. He's like boiling and bubbling. He comes back. He's like I don't know man, I think I think you might be dead Slow motion scene of the nuke going off and then Godzilla's body just getting torn to pieces blood splat is every He's like it's a nuke. What do you think would happen? Why are you in league with Ghidorah? Why are you on his side? Property taxes will skyrocket. I just paid the last mortgage. What am I standing on? That's a really good point His legs are like like fucking extremely long Did you fucking blow up my house you piece of shit? I like how they literally explode a nuke next to his face and now they're like no one move. We don't want to spook him Really? What really that's that you're so fucking dead you get you what? Why does the shitty kid get so much fucking screen time? I don't know. He's looking directly at it, but not doing anything for some reason I'm fine. I'm fine. Don't worry about it. I'm okay. I'm we're cool Yeah, I'm sure that's how that would work. Yes, john snow. Yell at it Jesus Christ Hey, remember me. I killed your brother Oh, so it'll kill it easily now because it was right right right guys. So his radiation levels are so high right now He's basically he's about to nuke in general. He's look at that. Look at that He's gonna explode. So all the humans on the ground. They're just fine They're just they're fucked like literally the city is doomed Why are you here with the whole squad to look for one child? They're landing like slightly far away from the actual fun Look at that. They're going to fucking die I love how all of them pile out immediately after like that's fine. Oh, I also want to go out there Let's park somewhere else Yeah, just shout for him. She can literally be a mile in any other direction So if godzilla's juiced up now, then how come he doesn't just thrash gedora Yeah, he thrashed him earlier last time. Yeah, he beat him earlier. So now that he's super juiced or whatever with nuke power I can't blame that kid. If I had these two for paris, I'd run away from home too Yeah, no, you wouldn't be saying that in the scenario. I don't I don't care. Shut up If I had the two of you for paris, I'd run away from home too Christ, why did you stop there are monsters fighting Oh, there's the left. There's right now. It's just the center. Here comes the center the center Remember folks, there's only three ways you could go Remember if you stab someone in the chest all the momentum of their head stops exactly where it was Absolutely, it looks like she stabbed with the shoulder Yeah, I knew you would be here, but this is the arc completed for the the main village. She's like, you know This wasn't a good plan. I I see it not gonna lie I might have been a little hasty when I doomed the world and humanity to extinction Wait a minute. Wait a minute It wasn't fiery fall high at all But if it is him landing will fucking obliterate everything in the area They're all that now All right, I'm back I got my second gear. I thought everybody left because the of all the bad things Belch But she gets in a van and drives with the thing to distract Ghidorah When you could have just gone into the fucking offspray and thrown it onto the floor It wouldn't have made a difference Look, I'm sure that Humvee can outrun Ghidorah Yeah, look how close he is by the way. She does end up running him on the Humvee That's what's insane. Well, it's like he can cross the globe when he needs to for the story in a day But he can't catch a Humvee If only he had a ranged weapon You see it'll destroy skyscrapers, but it'll only flip a Humvee. This is so radio active We didn't see her die. I just like the idea that Godzilla walks towards her and she goes wait, wait Like she's dead Everything in this city is dead and this is such a like yeah go Godzilla moment. It's like dude Do you know what you're doing? Jesus Christ It's radio activating their faces away like Boston will be unlivable for centuries to come This movie's so bad Dude, do you think mom is fine? I wanted to see where the mom brushes herself off and she's like, oh That was lucky me You guys gonna go watch Kong versus Godzilla when he comes out Only if you make me I mean I probably will the trailer will be cool I'm sure you're like, please. Hi, I'm Manfred the mammoth Hello, and I'm here the shill off. I'm spider Cthulhu. I'm I'm mr. Krabs I'm I'm Carl I'm Remember how I tried to kill your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that. It's all good though. We cool I like how they understand like bowing People went nuts over this but I remember reading threads where they were like, this is the most epic moment in like fucking movies having Godzilla Be king of the monsters king of the monsters And he's like, hey Godzilla. Hey, hey Ghidorah. How's it going? Oh, yeah, this is the end of the movie. That's right Also, Boston is still fucked This whole movie is fucked Yeah, Rodan is nesting in a volcano Rainforest is blooming in the Sahara desert. Did you catch that? Why is that? I don't know because the monsters fix everything. That's how that works beam of titan restore Stabilizing sea levels ecosystems heal 14 species taken off and injured What? Yeah, the titan saved. Did you not see what happened to this movie? The titan saved everything But I didn't see this incident. Oh, I didn't even know it again. I did. I stayed. I saw that Can't fish here anymore Everything's dead I thought the world was doing that uh No, no. Oh, at least it's Charles dance. Charles dance Yeah, but look look what's coming now What? Oh, yeah, that's right. There's the severed head Yeah We'll take blurry It's the implication there that they're gonna resurrect Ghidorah. I guess that makes sense. So the fish died in the oxygen killer area Because all the people are there Fucking with you. I'm saying that like the I'm trying but some kind of shitty reason for why they might go We can't go there. Oxygen is dead there. How can we go there? The oxygen monster People aren't gonna like that. We were making fun of their stupid movies Good. We spent so much time laughing at it. There's gonna be so many people who are like Bob is stop laughing. It's not Bob I've been doing it since the beginning so it's fine. It's always supposed to be shit. God damn it though Like there can't there there's probably not 10 minutes of fight scenes Yeah, it's less than I remember. So when it comes to actually fighting, there's like 42 to 44 Wow, there's only two minutes of fighting in the first fight and you're probably being generous because they cut to the humans all the time. Yeah uh We have the fight with rodan So that's It's like actually kind of hard to skim and find them because they're so little I'm gonna count the whole nuking scene. I bet a lot of people consider that top No, I'm not considering the nuking scene Fucking a monster fight. You ridiculous person There's there's there's gotta be less than 10. There's less than 10 minutes of actual monster fighting here Because it's four minutes before before the final fight happens. There's four minutes of fighting In a two hour 11 minute movie I think it was safe to say that we wanted more fighting Look guys like really you have to sit through so much crap To get to the like less than 10 minutes of good stuff And you didn't have to have it be that way if you really want to have your human shit Write it properly. That's all you gotta do. Make me care about some humans. Fine. Fine. Fine. Yeah Have it be good or just ideally have there be less of it Yes, I would I would go for a one hour 20 minute Godzilla movie You know what you could do you could just have it to where it doesn't like follow specific humans But every time the monsters do something the humans in this part of the military have to do this These engineers have to do that this group of people, you know, you could swap out the human characters So they're so you're not following the same shitty ones around the entire Also, what about like an unbroken fight scene where we watch it from start to finish over three minutes instead of constantly cutting away Yeah It's gonna be so expensive. It's like, well, maybe don't get your Godzilla movie. How about that? Maybe make something else It really had a great trailer. The thing is that the the trailer was from that like eight minutes of fighting. Oh, man What a disaster of a movie So cool though No It has the big gays