 With just five minutes on the clock, starting from scratch, I'm gonna build the absolute best man team I can. I've spent millions of coins building teams, but something I've never done is had a time limit. So, I'm gonna start a stopwatch for five minutes. The rules are simple. Soon as that clock hits zero, my hands are off the controller. The only other rule, the most I can spend per player is 100K, but we've got a lot of positions to fill. There's 13 positions to fill. Again, only 11 on the field at a time. Can't forget about special teams either. Start. All right, let's go. Player, instead of going for all the perfect positions right off the bat, I'm just gonna go quality 86, 87. I'm gonna go all type, all offense. All offense. And I'm just gonna start picking up shit. Let's start it up. Brady, no, I don't want Brady, but Gabe Davis. Gabe Davis is a beast. Let's start right there. How much time? We're only 30 seconds in. You're shitting me. We're not only 30 seconds in. No, I don't want my rewards right now, bro. Okay, wide receiver, great. No, I don't want Brady. I don't want Wentz. Oh, dude, Donald Parham is absolutely insane. This guy's massive. Insane tight end, insane wide receiver. Let's get it. I need to pick up a hat back. Nick Chubb, no, Jonathan Taylor's 147K. Okay, Nick Chubb, it is. Nick Chubb, congrats. Welcome to the squad. Holy shit, I thought this was gonna be way easier. What? How expensive are you? Oh, let's just go 84, 85, all offense. I just gotta start picking up positions. And at 230, we gotta go to defense. 230, we gotta go to defense. Give me some online, bro. I don't want Kyle's Juicy Juice. Okay, Isaiah Wynn, fine. Oh my God, this clock is ticking so fast. Why does it pop this up, dude? I don't care. Just let me in. We might just have to bail on offense, bro. Left guard. This is so hard. All right, as long as we out here, we got a powerhouse wide receiver, powerhouse hat back. We got a solid offensive line and a great tight end. Okay, this is actually good. I could be going 86, 87, because these guys are cheap, but I'm scared that I'm not even gonna get them. Let's get free safeties in corners so we don't get torched over the top. Let's go right there next. All defense. Not 84, 85, but give me 86, 87, right? Dude, I'm starting to think the way 2K does it is actually pretty smart. You know 2K lets you buy the players and it just goes to your collection bin or whatever? And you don't have to see this stupid screen, although I'm usually not. I have two minutes after you shitting me. Oh, it's all linebackers right now. Darius, Liner, Josh, Allen. Linebackers are filled out. I don't have a great user right now, but I'll be able to sub somebody in. Winfield, sure. A minute 30, bro. This is actually impossible. Oh my God, I've never noticed how laggy. I have always noticed how laggy it is, but I've never really noticed it till right now, till I'm in absolute shambles trying to build a squad. Darius, Sleisher, first thing I see. Okay, let's get a stud then. Let's get a stud. Get an amazing corner. He's gonna have to just do like full clamps for us. Is that a gross overpay? I can't even tell. Denzel Ward, 70K, damn, whatever. He's a beast. Corners, free safeties, corners, free safeties, linebackers. I told you, I'm a professional YouTuber. You can still see that. You can still see that. Let him on, sure. Welcome, buddy. Welcome. What am I missing? 25 seconds, what am I missing? No D-line. I need an MLB, MLB, I need a user. I need a user, I need a user. Anzalone, sure. Five, four, three, two, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Anzalone. Quick question for you. Have you ever wanted to play myself, KKS, TD Presents, or Eli Mack in a game of Madden? Now, trust me, I see you guys' comments. 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I recommend getting a Zach Wilson jersey but hey, it's up to you guys. So click the link in the top of the description. Join the Madden Creator Pool and Run Your Pool. It's gonna be an absolute blast. I hope I see all the boys there and enjoy the rest of the video. Shit! Oh my God, I didn't pick up a corp! Oh my God, no bro! Bailey Zap, but I'm thinking I can't wait to sub this guy out. I don't have anybody! Oh my God, because Brady and Wentz were there and I didn't want either and I think I was thinking I was gonna go back and, oh my God. Idiot. All right, Bailey Zap, you gotta take us to the promised land, buddy, because I absolutely goofed that. All right, half back, I did get an awesome half back. Wide receiver, I got Gabe Davis. That Gabe Davis is amazing. I actually have a shit ton of him on this squad. Donald Parham straight up might be the best tight end in this game right now so I'm happy we got him. I got half an O line and no quarterback. What was I doing? Damn, I thought this was gonna be so much easier. This is what we have on offense. Khalil Shakir, Kyle Phillips are still getting reps. Nick Zakelji and Lysina Smith, those are tough names. Wow, I really did not think this would happen. I'm not gonna lie though. I actually picked up a lot more on defense than offense and I think just kind of riding on the coattails of our defense is gonna have to be the strategy here and I think we'll be able to do it. So to save time, I actually doubled up on free safeties instead of getting a legitimate, legitimate strong safety. The only problem is these free, oh, I should have gone double strong safety because free safeties can't play sub linebacker but actually that's okay. That's okay because I actually did pick up a middle linebacker as my last purchase. I do like our outside linebackers though. Josh Allen and Darius Leonard is an amazing outside linebacker core and a lot of times I don't use four linebackers on the field anyway so this is all we're gonna need. So we are a 77 overall. Let's make sure we mess with, so specialties can't really mess with we can put in a kicker turner just in case by some miracle we're able to return one. I'm gonna go reach for it on Nick Chubb. Don't know how good that is this year but it is two ability points now and he used to always be one. Recuperation and freight train. Literally I'm gonna have to run the ball to the left with Nick Chubb or get absurdly lucky with Bailey's app. All right, I'm gonna give him on the ball. I'm kind of worried that with no D line my opponents can be able to run the ball against me like really, really effectively. So I think making our left outside linebackers like prepared to stop the run. I'm gonna go unstoppable force on both. Definitely my favorite ability. I'm Josh Allen. I'm gonna go out my way, dominant impact, blocked wins versus wide receivers, hat backs and tight ends. It's been a long time since I played with a silver quarterback because in Wheel of Mud I always have a quarterback. 77 overall, Bailey's app. We gotta look at the captain of the ship here, Bailey. 63 speeds, 73 throw power, horrible accuracies but he's got 71 shorts. I think, what am I talking about bro? He's fucking horrible. Is this a Super Bowl? This guy's in a Super Bowl. This guy's gonna be so happy bro. Probably going into one of his first Super Bowls of Man 23 and he sees this lineup, bro. He sees Bailey's app in the middle of the huddle. Carson Wentz, does he run the ball to start out? Absolutely he does. Great job gentlemen. Could throw underneath. Could throw right here. Where are you throwing, sir? Where are you throwing? Don't tell me I'm gonna take a Super Bowl from this man with Bailey's app, bro. Dude, he's looking at Bailey's app right now. Probably like, bro, who is that? You know he's just so beyond confused right now. This is gonna be so hard. There's Nick Chubb, great throw. Way to get the first. Move the sticks. There he is again. Great catch. Good job, Bailey's app. Well he sees it, but great block. Chubb, let's go. Pick up those fucking yards. Oh, there's Nick Chubb. Great ball, run through him. Yes, Nick Chubb. Beautiful, wide open. Kind of a sketchy throw. That was really slow coming in. But it's third and two, nice work. Go right up the middle. Got it, got the first. It's all we need. I'm going to him. Oh my God, are you kidding me, Bailey's app? Where was that to, bro? All right, I'm running to the weak side. I just don't think he expects a great hard cut, but J. Ron Curry's got through. I really need a touchdown. I'm looking for Gabe Davis, or I'm looking for Donald Parham here. There's Davis, there's Davis. Great throw, great catch. We're down to the- Bailey's app, baby. Himmy, Himmy Neutron. This is a super low. Dude, we got a turnover and a touchdown. Every possession is very, very, very important here. Please tell me I didn't just get a loss for that. 400-mock coin, source seasons pro loss. Ah! Ah! It's so dumb, dude, my wifi's still going. Everything's still perfect. It's just the EA's fucking server's thing. All right, well, let's start a new season. See if Bailey's app can go off once again. I'm in such a good time with Bailey's app, bro. Wow, nice team by my opponent. EA's just on their shit today. Oh, and my team, wow, what a starting three. It's Ray Rice. Oh, he's drunk and dead! Oh, that could have been spooky right there. Second and seven. Dude, EA ruined Bailey's app's career day. Now I'm playing Daniel Jones and he's kind of got me up. Does he run it again or does he get spooked now and pass it? I feel like he gets spooked and passes. Ah, ah, that's bad. Tough, nice study. Also, just fun fact, I did just DM- I did just DM Breeze Hall. He said, bro, we gotta hop on the game soon, so. We don't care. We don't care. First and 10 down by seven. Let's see what you got, Zap. Keep the passes simple. That's what I love about you, Bailey's app. He's honestly consistently hitting the easy passes though. Like, I'm gonna go Nick Chubb here. If he can fucking move, Nick Chubb, go! Bro, oh my God. I'm so tempted to just call it a day. That was one of the most frustrating things I've ever seen. Nick Chubb sat there stuck on the linemen. Eight or nine seconds and then ran up field instead of running his route. And then Bailey's app threw it to Michael Barson. Does he run it? I'm in trouble if he does. He doesn't. Okay, I got a shot here. Halfback, halfback, halfback. Go, go, go, go, go. I'm getting laser beam. This is a sad, sad day. Great throw. All right. He jumped a little early there. Dude, Bailey's app's career day now has one interception on it, dude. No one is more upset right now than Bailey's app. Oh boy. I'll go tree, bro. Who are you? That's like my backup tight end. Just slang it out there, dude. Proud of you. How does he just user detackle? All right, third and sixth. Oh, big blitz. Dude, linebacker blitz zero. I'm playing a true cheeser, bro. Damn, I was having a great game in the Super Bowl. Now I'm playing a fucking sweaty loser. But hey, great pass, great completion. Let's go get a touchdown. Beauty. Hold that block, Parham. Oh, Parham had him for a little bit but lost it. He had held that. It's a tutty. Block, Parham, now we're gonna throw Gabe Davis underneath. Yup, yup. Great angles, great angles. Dude, it's kind of weird. Every time I run the ball, he switches to a detackle. Like before the play. All right, why is wide open? Okay, Kyle Phillips, you caught it. I am proud of you for that. I had Parham. Oh, I'm so piss poor poverty. I think I gotta run that again and I got a laser beam at the Parham, dude. He was so open. It's the next shot with nine seconds left for on the three. Bailey's up is him. Let's put up a pointer too, boys. Donald Parham, Donald Parham. No, in Screamer Blitz, bro, shit. All right, I say we go Donald Parham because this is man coverage. Donald Parham, I need you here, buddy. Ooh, bad ball. That was honestly, I liked that, bro. He's in man coverage. It's a one on one. He's a big guy. I gotta trust him here. Go, go, he's there. Damn, nice play. And that's gonna be 21-0. Damn. I don't know. Maybe if I had, wow, Shiloh Shakir. I'm proud of you, dude. You really almost made that tackle. I think if you have a better quarterback, they throw that ball a little faster and it's actually a touchdown. Or maybe I should aggro it, but I'm gonna save us the pain of getting washed 42-0. Damn, man. I just wish I could have played that Super Bowl. Bailey's app was having such a good day. That's the five minute challenge right there. If I ever do this again, I promise I won't be getting a quarterback. I'll be using Bailey's app because he's him. All right, boys. Hey, I love you. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.