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Published on Mar 10, 2014
ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY? You may have found the pot of gold with this video. Cougars aren't fond of St. Patty's Day. Want to know why? Watch the video. For the short version - No, I'm not a kill-joy, but it's not a sexy holiday. This video is VERY FUNNY - bordering on hilarious if you watch till the end with the outtakes.
In this video, I talk about my dislike for face paint, corned beef and sauerkraut, drunk guys in Irish Pubs. For a special treat, you'll get to see me attempting to do an Irish Jig/ River Dance. If you like my style of spoofing myself - write it in the comment section. You'll laugh and possibly cry when you see me #twerking like #Miley Cyrus. (spoiler alert.) Like always, you'll hear #Jay-Z's "Fuck With Me...". You'll see some funny scenes in my bedroom as well as finding out why I love #U2 and hate bagpipes. You'll also hear why I find #St.Patrick's day to be "unsexy." So here are the top 10 reasons why I hate St. Patrick's Day as a "cougar": 1) Green beer - I almost threw up. 2) Dancing like the River Dancers 3) Wearing green face paint 4) Drunk guys trying to pick up a MILF or Cougar 5) Irish Pubs - too rowdy for an older gal 6) Looking like a leprechaun 7) Basically not a sexy holiday 8) Corned beef & sauerkraut - yuck 9) Bagpipe music or guys in skirts 10) Guys dressed in green latex