 how many episodes are in this season i don't know how many episodes are in cws seasons uh like 22 oof kate hey dad we're gonna find her then let me help the hell are you i'm alice she's really lazy i did concrete dice she had to yank it out oh no flashback oh that's a good outfit to wear out when you're exploring for people your jacket and your tie it's all buttoned up former crow turned wonderland gang second in command they wouldn't know that guy would be was uh a plant if he hadn't a strolled right up to their hostage and kissed her yeah it wasn't really a great plan honestly why is the fire fake oh my god that looked awful oh my god oh she's bulletproof shoot the fucking face shoot the face hey stop that bulletproof she didn't know she knows how to use all of your technology but she didn't know that the suit was bulletproof how did you get up there did you batter hang up there and wow what is that what was your plan that was dumb the last person i shot was bulletproof so yeah oh she's drumming around in a holly that's not even a bad cycle this is a normal motorcycle it looks terrible i like that she just drove with her motorcycle as a bad man or bad woman like right into nobody gives a shit about her that's why i was like a cringy bat woman three hours later where the hell were you around why do you why are you helping her i don't know oh my god Jesus christ i hope there was only one composer for this show i think it's him i hope he was drunk more like more like decomposer in my search for alice's narrations of flashbacks everywhere do you see this baby turtle eating this strawberry i want one wow likable as ever i'm using alice's okay you want to believe that beth is alive i do too but even though everything you've said sort of makes sense to some degree i can just run a test and confirm is easily in my fucking laboratory i'm not going to do that she killed two police officers in cold blood how on earth could you be back uh what missing when she was how could you die beth may have changed since then oh rich and powerful and why what why were you preaching to the audience obviously but like bullies paid for by richard bullies all of her scenes have been exposition dialogue i think it's time for gotham to watch commander crow square yeah okay okay they slowly shuffled away i have to say yeah my father gave up on me and i want to make him suffer the way that i did yeah okay thanks for making that blatant this is the second episode we already know the motivations of the villain but like in the most blatant terms ever it's like my father did not continue to search for me i am therefore of angry at him you know you have a bed i need to stay out here in case she calls i mean you're sleeping either way so yeah do you promise we'll never stop looking for her i promise after a certain amount of time goes by you should probably just break the news promises like that yeah probably shouldn't make promises like that got your text oh they've got they text now they're but sorry i just keep the doors locked and the lights on you can modify the baton and you know about the gadgets i know you don't want to be the city's next great hope but it's too late because i think you're him what did she fucking think what happened yeah that's no surprise why are you helping here like seriously why are you helping her i don't know why you like you're texting each other and why what how does she keep getting made those for the office i guess she must just be allowed in how to play t-ball yeah you imagine just walking into like nsa headquarters hey bob what's up yo fregg you're good if i were gonna save you in a dramatic fashion i would totally dress as wonder woman oh so wonder woman exists in this world too okay i guess so why don't you call her in at this point i don't think they'd call what do for this just yet would they sure but like sure there's someone else right like but anyone you know me and hope no i we don't know you and hope we don't know much of anything really and the thing or what the fuck maybe huh come on how'd they get in so how did they throw the gas grenade yeah oh yeah what's going on here something about us oh they want the knife back they're coming here they send this many men to police headquarters to collect a knife you fucking kidding me why do they think what if they all get captured one of them gets captured doing this for a knife fuck off and these two chicks are beating up all these adult men oh they've got the knife oh no they're escaping oh they jumped they just drove away oh my goodness what just happened what the fuck you're ready at the door how did they throw the gas grenade ahead of them are you hearing yourself talk some sense to her place i have many questions for you are you doing here is our passport or something what is here this is what are you doing discount hospitals place your dad runs the crows not planning to tell him good because it's hard enough balancing this with med school and i can't exactly protest Gotham's failing health care system from the inside of her prison cell so she needs to hide from the police while running a hospital why is this against the law we don't win this morning legal stand look at what i pulled out of a scapula why would he not pull that out himself i don't know he walked to a secret hospital with a batarang sticking out why did you not call the police you have a domestic terrorist in your thing and you're just like waffles better if you don't know we're gonna get a flashback for the waffles for sure give us some more exposition i need to know what waffles are the rabbit we shot last night was seen at a sea store earlier just a few blocks away and these are the same people who didn't check the security footage of a building across the street get every available man to 1472 norman drive now why we're wasting time okay all right then all right don't tell us the plan admiral old i need you to buy me just need you to stall the crows for a couple of hours i need to single handedly stall a huge security force for a couple hours please please do this i don't know why you would but please wait that's the breather the water bat tech i guess she's going to water please just oh my god she tried to act for a moment did you see that either we get a waffle flashback or we get a conversation between the two of them when she's like waffles very clever that's like when we blah blah blah blah blah blah why do you selectively know things oh just an escape escape boots it all up all right i accidentally booted up the bat computer which has a bat tracker okay if he ends up helping her it's gonna be contrived as fuck but that's not a surprise we're already at the point where i'm baffled like he hasn't turned her in or something they really haven't even been started but they treated us though they've known each other for a while now already it's like but you haven't oh is that like a waffle stand wow there's a flashback oh no you made the car lighter and by sitting on the edge that was teetering onto the road you probably helped yeah i actually helped leverage ends of weight distribution also why isn't this in five fps oh wow okay so they're dead yeah they're just straight up dead those are the people she was talking to earlier no i know but who are they oh i don't know this is their old house so they killed just the two people living here yep alice came you know i was going to have your knife tested for dna you had my knife your hair's a really big clue that your bat will know right now let me test waffles we used to come here after school on friday we got both i said we'd either get a flashback or those two talking in exposition we got both of them but as i tilted my head like a little mouse sucking in the increasingly shrinking bubble of air one thought someone will come and save me why is this in episode two what's wrong no interest in painting your nails you have no idea what she texted you should be concerned help what if she texts the fucking police to come here i never moved on why is that my fuck off because i never gave up hope that i would find you and why is that stop so we are just asking this uh because i should have been with you episode two one and a half episodes in this is like a huge final confrontation at the front no why oh no not the thumb no why do people do that oh the police what a terrible villain the show is fucking over congratulations we did it and arrest her and get her help oh my god what's your voice do you hear that arrest her and get her help and arrest her and get her help you won't just lose best you lose me you know they're trying they're gonna arrest her here see what's with her delivery yeah why are they trying to shoot anyway she's clearly easily take down a ball isn't she she's a woman and there's like 12 people with guns well in fairness she literally could have beaten up all of them if this show demanded it so oh yeah of course yeah i can't what is happening all right well okay we did it why are you concerned we've captured it safely and she might be your sister we can get that tested everything is great tell us a story set the merger yes what are they from i'm so quirky and weird it's my name is alice and it's like alice in wonderland see you don't like to share exactly and you are my sister oh is something gonna happen to this girl because this is the step sister she said you're my sister so this girl's gonna get attacked or something now that won't come save it why would you hit this person she recently healed one of your henchmen alice doesn't like competition competition what do you mean competition because she's the step sister she doesn't like sister competition oh why did you run away from the guy with the knife he's actually trying to kill her and he gave up with the knife and went for strangling really oh wow he's terrible wow men are fucking useless he can't even kill someone where's your gun you fucking retard he's dragging it what they blew up the build the car that had their gang leader in it how did how did they know to set up this ambush they did they knew she would get captured i guess they predicted she would get captured oh wait is she in that one man her luck with cars falling off of bridges into river really bad there you go he's helping her even though he had no idea to use this system seconds ago what plan was this alice you're killing this i don't you see you got there in time to save her from drowning but she's got the battle to just mask that they set up earlier it's great even though she's a murderer and she's a kidnapper and she's fucking kills people maybe take her up no she could survive for like 17 hours under water we established it in the first wait they're shooting why are you shooting whoa what is that you don't watch this in slow motion this too much what you need to get up oh no they're there they're at her they're on her the don't they were right there a second ago you can't reset their position every time the camera changes wait he did he just turn her on he has an external he can activate a defibrillator from the back cave is that what just happened yeah you heard the sound right so oh the dog didn't follow her or anything she's just fine did he actually defend the lake god but just a moment ago they were like 10 meters away and then yeah they just here it's just ironic considering the most sisterly thing that you've ever done for me is pretty much act like I don't exist now we've got issues between these two to slow out yeah what's going on here between the crows and the gcpd he needs to start making sense get out get out i'm curious too how they had time to get a bomb oh we got awesome music back this music though yeah there's just no weight behind any of this yeah oh look honey we have to give up now i'm sorry i promised that it's been it's been 12 years but you're a traitor you're a traitor lied to the academy so she said that they didn't they didn't have the the relations if you cared about me you'd lose your entire career on my behalf when she loses nothing if they just say it didn't happen yeah when you lose absolutely nothing there's no us okay i already knew that but okay i just can't be in love with jimmy neutron oh the autodry function yeah because it's not a thing 10.8 million dollar suit kind of feels like an oversight 10.8 million an autodry function get out of my building on its own i just happened to stumble across the fucking remote defibrillator button right when you needed it so doesn't that like have adverse effects your heart stopping getting defibrillated let's not forget she's the one with the bulletproof super itek bat suit and she barely escaped alive alice is of course alive alice is fine yeah she's fine she did she was wearing a frilly white dress because she's so quirky it'll be melted into a paper white destroy the masks while you're at it i'll take care of whatever surveillance was in the ground she's evil i felt something other than hope i felt doubt it's so generic isn't it for you found you're a bad man you wish oh he's afraid scary she's gonna be wasted bad bad so does alice not care that her boyfriend's missing i guess thought even though he probably is aware of loads of things about their operation it's a bat no touch it make sure you touch it and hold it up like you would if it was actually a real dead bat you just handle it does that say badly you blue what oh it's a live bat okay bad way oh my goodness oh my goodness it's everything and more that i expected it to be so there's a little bit to break down because like we did not have the time because every other scene is a massive exposition dump about relationships in the past and stomp something by the end of episode two it's established the main motivations for the main villain as well as like major motivations for the main character as well as the love triangle thing with that girlfriend of hers as well as the dad's issues as well as the plots and issues with her step sister as well as the fact that we know now that the secret identity of the super villain also the mom is working is in cahoots with the gang sort of i don't know what to make of that yet i don't know who that guy she's talking to was i'm not sure if she's just trying to sweep it all into the carpet sort of thing she i can't remember what her profession was i guess we'll find out what what's going on there but holy shit so alice decided after she got the message about the waffles that she was going to go and talk to batwoman slash his sister i just about stuff it didn't seem to have any goal she just wanted to talk to her and she knew that if she goes there she'd get captured by the police and so she's going to have a man slash an inside guy from the police to blow them up on a bridge and then she would drown but then she'd get saved by batman like i do not get any of that and i i love that they should like i'm trying to scan to that scene because that is so funny but the um when they shoot at the the car it just explodes not only no let's be right it does it explodes again because the first explosion didn't you know set it off but bullets are going into water why are they shooting why i don't know why they shoot they just they just want to shoot they don't even know they could be shooting their own dudes yeah there was a guy in that truck there was a guy driving someone someone's alive take him out no witnesses so the car like fell into the river in the middle of the city and then it blew up and then batwoman woke up in a forest how did she get to the car i don't know i don't know so we didn't get ellis bake but we blew up our car and frank is dead and i know there's a defibrillator on the suit you're right you're right he says i know there's a defibrillator in the suit her heart stopped is we assume that yes her heart was stopped for several minutes and she still ended up in a safe place where she could breathe well as we already discovered with alice apparently you can just be drowning in a car she had a however long it is because you remember batwoman had to leave the park after alice was arrested they took off get all of her equipment and then she had to drive to the place where the explosion happened and get into the water all while alice was yeah i survived that i want to remind you as well logistically the van is behind alice and then batwoman is to the left of alice so the explosion hits more of alice than it would batwoman and batwoman was wearing it what was it a 10 million dollar suit surely alice is just dead but evidently not and also if batwoman were like one minute late she'd be dead so it's quite a risky gambit when alice went to meet her at the waffle place or whatever from that moment we assume she sent her subordinate to go and kill dr lady and in the time from there to batwoman getting to dr lady all he manages to do is fail to hurt her and then she locks herself in a room that he can't get into there's some time fuckery there thanks a big time fuckery there was no like strategic importance to doing that either it was a very risky move that didn't pay off i'd like to remind you all as well this is the same episode in which they just hag out in the car park of the police station a bunch of criminals just arrive take the knife how did they know they know exactly who is in that instant who has the knife and where they are like the only way it could possibly make sense is if the uh the ex-girlfriend person is like evil like she set this up or something but even then it would be ridiculous like how did they know any of this was so insane we need to collect this knife so we're gonna send all into the police station to do so it's like what if anything if that's how much you care about the knife to risk your entire operation on an astoundingly stupid maneuver to try and retreat it why did you throw it into the stone pillar yeah what is the value of getting the knife though like what does it matter if they figure out who she is she's been gone and off the grid for her entire life it doesn't matter in episode one what happens to alice in that fight in the construction building place because uh batwoman has to tackle thingy off of the plank as well because the plank's falling anyway so just save it where did alice go why didn't she just collect her own knife it's so important oh shit you're right oh my god also the fucking hell remember how he just used the the grappling hook and all that stuff and they try here to establish he doesn't even know what the things are is that a gas mask that weapon i don't use the grappling hook and the bat wings and all this other stuff but fuck i don't know what that is i also like this she has no idea that his suit is bulletproof like we said she she would have expected to die in that opening scene she would have been like well fuck they had a gun i had a good run and then the guy attacking the doctor lady didn't bring a gun even though he's willing to like axe murder her it's like why don't you just take a gun you retort just shoot her once and be done with it and leave well the thing is the bad guys don't have guns when it's convenient for the plot like when they went into the underground parking none of them had guns they were hard baseball bats and like vista cuffs as like guys bring a gun like full trap oh wait for episode three they show the dog like getting closer and closer right next to her just through editing which is like oh she escaped okay i just like a picture going back and being like man you activated a defibrillator and it it started my heart from having stopped and it's like yeah she's like wow you just knew how to do that he's like no i just saw a button and i pressed it because the lights turned on because i pressed the right button the right time like it's incredibly convenient i don't know what to say and she just killed the the random couple because they lived in the house that if family lived in when they were younger it's like okay so crazy that rides the um the fact that the gas rolls in and then the van drives in and gets full people are you like wait so who threw the gas and what's weird is that they open up the van as they're just spraying smoke gas everywhere and it doesn't do anything and what is like all of the henchmen's motivation yeah what are they up for are they just panikus because that's boring that's yeah i got no fucking clue what they're going for without this is the thing about having the rest of the season we we have yet to find out maybe some stuff that makes some more sense for some of these episodes but holy shit like i got it i meant to say this at the beginning i guess but the um did you cat you know when she's trapped under the ice i mentioned this to rags uh that is a representation perhaps of her breaking through the glass ceiling that we did not catch and what what what was stopping here from getting through a man a man a man stopping here from going up and breaking through the glass ceiling mother fucker and yeah but we were just intensely focused on the many ways in which she should be dead in that scene rather than the metaphor i guess so that was episode two right i'll check out the comments and see if people highlight some stuff we've missed and i'll try and collect them up for a beginning of looking at episode three because this has been fun and until it's not fun we're not gonna stop watching it yeah i i am so excited to watch the next terrible terrible episode so we have this but the tick got cancelled yeah the tick got cancelled oh thanks for watching see you next time thank you so much for watching i enjoyed watching watching is it brings me such joy