 The Mary's hair salon. The issue is, dad needs a little bit of a trim and we had to cancel my haircut because of the social distancing. And the corona virus. He knows. All right, so what do you think? Does dad need a little trim? Yeah. So I've enlisted the best hairstylist I know in our home. Yeah. Disclaimer, I have never cut hair in my entire life. The good news is, we'll be home for a few weeks so it'll grow back if she does screw it up. Who wants to do the hair spray bottle, a water bottle? Who wants to do the blow dryer? I want to do the blow. I want to do the blow dryer because I don't know how to do the blow dryer. Blow dryer is just not fun. Way up the swatter, you can get me wet. Yes, I want to do the blow dryer. Okay, aid into the water, ride the blow dryer. Yeah. All right, let's go. Go, go. Go team. How to cut men's hair. So I'm a perfectionist and I still have to look at you for four weeks. I don't want to like, oh my gosh, damage your hair. So I don't have clippers. I refuse to do clippers because I think you didn't apply it. I need a water bottle, scissors. They say if you don't have any hair scissors in your house, use paper cut scissors. Water bottle, scissors. And a little black foam. Oh, okay. I don't even know where to begin here. Okay, we're just... Just, so I did, I did like around the edges myself. I just need a little bit off the top. Just off the top. So here and here. Just a little bit, just like a little trim. Just like you're doing the bushes. Like you're doing your flowers. Gentle like a flower. Okay, so I think I guess I'll start from the front back. Ow! Oh! And, okay, here we go. No, no. You just got to dive in. Okay, so, okay, here we go. I think I'm going to start, oh my gosh, I'm so nervous. Here's okay, just a little bit off the top. A little bit. That's like this much. Okay, I think I've done that. You're cutting daddy's hair. That's how even this is going to be. Oh, hell. Oh, God. That's not what a subject wants to hear on this second. Okay, but this is the thing. This should be even, so, okay. All right. I'm going to dry the hair. Okay, I'm just going to make sure at least all of it is just even. How about that? Okay. We need the flow bee. Remember the flow bee? Okay, we're okay. Before the flow bee, only a skilled professional could produce a good haircut. Proper suction is the key to getting great looking haircuts with no cleanup. He's attached to the vacuum and cut your own hair. The flow bee on Amazon? I'm sure he's on that. Okay, I'm getting it. Oh, sorry, we're okay. Give me a pull it out too. Oh, all right, be careful, mama. Be careful. You've only made two cuts. I know. I just. She's only made two cuts. Shut up to all the hairdressers out there. I thought this was a good idea at the time. You guys take this, look, look, look. That doesn't make me feel good, Adam. I don't know how. I just, the thing is, is I don't know. You comb the hair more than you cut it. I know. I've lost my place. It is, it is. Let's bake it until we make it, okay? So, yeah, we know what we're doing here. Why is this all the same length? It's supposed to be the same length. No, it's the same length. Whatever I cut is the same length. Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it. Okay, this one's just a little bit longer. Wait, you're cutting daddy a little bit longer? I got one warranty. Huh? Just a little bit. Just a little bit. She might as well be cutting me a model. Okay, I got it, I got it. I found my place. I think I did. Yeah, yeah, I found it, I found it. I'm getting hungry. Daddy, you eat later. Oh, thanks. So, she's only made four cuts at my count the most. Oh, no. And she's laughing now on cut number four. Damn. Guys, you seriously take out, just here, watch, watch. No, no, no, wait. Go like this, go like that, right about there. Just take off a little bit like that. Okay, okay. That's all you gotta do. The thing is, is your hair, I'm used to textured curly hair. It's easier, it's straight. If you just. No, it's because you can see. I have curls, but still. Oh my gosh, Aiden, do you see how much shorter this is? Thank you, Rai Rai. We've been here for like 10 minutes. Some day, four cuts. Yeah. She's made for Rai. Poor Rai is sitting here, or standing here, waiting to blow dry. She's gonna be in high school by the time she's done. It's a hud. Okay, all right. And now we're gonna go to the back here. We're gonna go to the back. I think, okay, we got it, we got it. We're gonna go to the back. All right, because we're just gonna leave a little bit. We're gonna leave a little bit of more. Oh, geez. Daddy's hair's starting to molot this hair, isn't it? Is that a little bit better? It's a little bit right here though. Yeah, look, I haven't gotten to that side yet, but you feel the difference. I feel something. I'm hoping it truly is different, but not too different. I will tell you this, my mom used to cut my brother's hair, so it's in me, I just gotta find it. My daddy used to cut my hair, and baseball, by the baseball, come cut like half the guy's hair from the team. Oh, wow, that's so cool. That actually does not look that bad. That's bad. Okay, Aiden, I need you to spray just a little bit right there. Consider the source. And then I just need to get in there. I got it. Yep, do it again. That's my forehead. Do it one more time. I think I just need to get back here a little bit. That's still my forehead. One for four, thank you. Okay. I actually just want that hat. There's a lot of things we're doing now during quarantine. We'll really tell once we start to blow-dry this hair. Okay, almost done. You know what, Aiden, you still have your hair. I know, that's a good thing. You guys haven't caused it all to fall out yet. Turn it gray a little bit for me, guys, that hasn't fallen out yet. I don't even. You good? Ready to blow-dry? Okay, hold on, hold on. Wait, baby, I can't see yet. I'm just... Okay. The speed racer sprayer to my left and the blow-dryer fairy to my right. Okay, so. Good? Ready? Wait, wait, wait. Blow-dry hair. Okay, blow-dry hair. I'm so scared on this side. Okay, you want me to get you down, baby? Here, one. Okay, we're done spraying. Good job. Ready, good job. One, two, let's jump. One, two, three. Woo! You good? Go on. Okay, Mariah. It's your turn, honey. Your turn. You have to blow-dry Daddy's hair. My biggest fan. Even if I had a mohawk, miss-shapen, she would say it was good. Okay. You want to lie on your chin. Good job, Rye. Good job, Rye. Get the other side, Dad. Here's hair salon. Okay, can you fix it with the phone? I can fix it. Here, with a little bit of... With a little? Gel. Just spike it up, no other difference. Anything's better than what I had. Thanks, Rye-Rye. I think I need to cut... You're close. Because it's like... This is shorter. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Okay, I'll hold it. Okay, you can put it down. Okay, you can put it down. Thank you, hairdryer fairy. You're welcome. Nice work, hairdryer fairy. It's actually not that bad. This is really bad. Is it that bad? Leave your comments below. Okay, I just need to... I hope it's not that bad. But again, who's gonna see it? Well, I guess you'll see it. Well, Anna, your barber is gonna make... You're gonna make a lot of fun. My barber is gonna be happy to get back to work. Okay. Okay, it's out there. Okay, so, Rye-Rye, Rye-Rye. Rye, come here, Rye, come tell me what you think. Okay, look at Daddy's hair. Do you like it? Do you like Daddy's hair? Two thumbs up. At least the kids like it. I'll just wear a hat if I don't. Oh, she did it in my watch. It's not that bad, though, actually. It's better than it was. At least I'm not... It's not too bad. It's not too bad, babe. I'm okay with it. Hey, better than nothing.