 Alexa, shut up. Alexa, what's the weather today? Currently, it halts its 22 degrees with cloudy skies. Today, you can expect snow flurries with a high of 23 degrees and a low of 15 degrees. Oh, just fuck me, right? Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to season three of Day in the Life. Season one was my senior year in high school. We went to class, we went to practice for track and out bellow, RIP. Year two, we went to class in college at Michigan State. We went to Michigan State football game and went to a Halloween party. I think this year is gonna be the best one yet. So it is seven, like 40 in the morning. We're starting bright and early for this. Usually would not do it this early, but you guys haven't seen the car yet and I know the scroll does really cool videography stuff, so I'm gonna go get her. We're gonna like fly a drone, we're gonna get some cool shots and that's gonna be the start today. We're gonna hit some breakfast. I've got like one or two classes today. We got a fraternity basketball game. That's gonna be really funny. And then tomorrow there's a super big party. Actually not a party, it's a darty, a day party. You'll see. And let's get cracking. We got some shots to take. Dude, look how fucking dirty this is actually. I'm about to shoot the nastiest porno of 2018. This is how candids are made, ladies and gentlemen. This is how candid photos are made. Oh, that's fucking sick. That is so cool. You got to stop it. I only love my bed and my mom, I'm sorry. That's for the gram. You think I would get a ton of girls now? Yeah, probably like two more. Where did that number come from? This is how cool shots are made. Oh, shit. Isn't this fucking cool? You want to show us what we ordered today? Yeah, of course. I got the gay Bubba sandwich. Wait, you did? I thought you had the cereal killer. Oh yeah, I got that, I don't know why. I got Mr. D. This is Captain Crunch. What's going on, Jenna's french toast? Food reviews with Jenna? I'll say Jenna's and restaurant. I just grilled it right there. Check out the girl who went shopped. Shopped? If I tried. You did shopped, girl. Huge shopped, girl. Hey, you're luck. We're going to do this video, right today. I got to bring all the gear. So here's my camera bag with all my fun stuff. I got my anal beads here. Just kidding, this is the Casey Neistat tripod. I have a bunch of lenses in here and then this is my microphone. So I got to take this, my recording camera. I got to take this bitch down and she's going to come with us. This is my trusty Lumix, dude. This thing's a goat. Nice and neatly packaged. It kind of barely fits, but whatever, it makes it. All right, we're off. We're playing. I want to show the guys that fraternity are playing. Oh shit, I forgot my wallet. Nega! I fucking suck at everything. I lost my wallet. At your class, I got to come back and put my Catholics in and get ready because we're playing basketball today too. Before we head in my classroom, look at this. You almost never see this. This is an empty lecture hall. That's sick. I've actually never even seen one of those. That was kind of cool. All right, I got to go to my class now. That class is pointless as fuck. Yeah, that honest to God, that's just an easy four point class to make my grade point average look better. The oppers are out, baby. The oppers are out. Did I get a ticket though? Big, big, big, big, big. Ah, no ticket. Let's go. So yeah, like right now, driving the class has just paid off because I didn't get a ticket, so. All right, next up is accounting. I got a quiz I haven't studied for, so let's get in there early and start cramming. Why don't I sell these headphones on? Oh. Yeah, honestly, you're supposed to like walk or bike or take the bus to class or something because there's no really legal parking spots on this campus. Now it's gonna be so late and I really need my attendance points for this class. I assume most of you guys are at least in high school, something like that. I assume most of you guys are middle school high school where you pretty much have to show up every day. You technically don't ever have to go to a college class. For one, you really want to because you're paying for it and that's why we're here is for our degree. And for two, there's usually attendance points which correlates your grade. This is a gorgeous campus, man. I guarantee tomorrow it'll be like snowing. This is the worst state. All right, this isn't the business college. Ew. That's good, dude. I'm making a bad day in the life. I told you I was making it today. I gotta bring it. This is my boyfriend, M.G. Oh, what's up, guys? How are we? I'm showing the staff, I'm showing the staff. I'm so sorry that I wasn't recording this out. We just got this scariest dumb on Fortnite, Rick, before I'm headed to my meeting. Only three kills, whatever. I'm happy with how it went. You guys got to see no more big rail. Show them the snapchat. This is the snap. This is such a good thing to add. He had a gold star, dude. I had like nothing. I was just building. I had like the pistol. That was it. I was getting fucking shelled. Got one without him. That is so high, dude. You guys just witnessed my first ever solo Fortnite win. Like, that's worthy of something, right? Holy shit, that was intense. My heart's still beating, dude. The circle's getting small. Where the fuck was he, dude? That is so funny. You had a gold pistol whole game. It clutched it. That guy choked it so bad. Oh my God, I'm in such a good mood. Alright, I got a meeting. I got a chapter meeting for the fraternity and then we got a basketball game, but it's a great day. It's a great day to be alive, boys. What's up, guys? This is MMG Unboxing, my fifth channel. How the fuck do people make entire videos out of unboxing stuff? I actually do get packages today, so we're opening them. Don't look at that. Don't look at that. I think this might be all the dildos I ordered. That'll be so many. Alexa, what are your deals? After $5, this comes in credits. Would you like to buy it? No. Alexa, what deals do you have on dildos? Here are my deals. Dash, go black-eyed cooker. It's $12 and $7. No, Alexa. Alexa, I want to buy a dildo. Can you give me any recommendations? Would you like to buy it? By what? What are you trying to give me to buy? Always squeeze your hands like the muscles you have vagina. Hmm, I don't understand. Alexa, why don't you just say dildo? I'd rather not answer that. Oh! God damn it. Alexa, how do you spell dildo? I'd rather not answer that. Fuck! What a little fuck, dude. That's messed up. All right, let's see what we got. What is on the TV? There better not be any Tom Brady slander. Yeah, we still have our Christmas tree up because we're always in the Christmas spirit, aren't we? In this family. Oh, are you playing the bike game? Tell me, how many of you guys remember this game, dude? We used to grind on this game. We're not fucked up. Everyone's watching now. I haven't beaten this one yet, so I'm really worried. I'm gonna give you one more try. This is it, dude. This is it. Unnecessary backflip. Okay. We're also taking a time lapse right now. It's gonna look so sick when it's done. I got the big camera out for it. It's a fat time lapse, it's taking right there. Look at that shot. Cinematography, boys. We're all about it, Ms. Household. Okay, what do we got? I'm pretty sure, okay. I'm pretty sure this is like three sweatshirts. Okay, I'm pretty sure this is like three sweatshirts because I ordered three like champion sweatshirts. What I like to wear to like parties and stuff is like just a nice solid sweatshirt and then like a jersey over top of it like this. But this is like the only solid sweatshirt I have like that and it's got the Carhartt logo popping out. It just looks stupid. So I just wanted like solid sweatshirts. I'm pretty sure that's what this is. Oh, it totally is. Look at this. One black champion sweatshirt. The only logo it's got is the champion and it's the same color as a sweatshirt. Like you can barely even tell. I think it's cool. The six five jokes. It's obvious I'm not six five guy but that is the length of my penis because we know I'm not six five in height. Fly Eagles Fly, baby. Fly Eagles Fly. Been an Eagles fan my whole life. TK, how many years have I been an Eagles fan? One day. It's fucked up. Hey, can we edit that? Can I edit that to say like 18 years? No. Let's go ask Hess. If you guys didn't know Hess is a huge Patriots fan like huge Patriots fan. He's from Boston. He's from Rhode Island. Hey, Hess. I think he was just setting the rope up. We might have just saved his life. I may love to wistriple. All right, after we get that interview I got to leave for the basketball game. So like obviously on a regular weekday I don't go party but why is the lighting so cool in here? It's like all fucking hazy blue. I am saving some footage. We have a darty. Don't get it mixed up. Day party is what a darty is. It's not a party. It's a party during the day. It's kind of like a tailgate except for no purpose. I brought the camera out. We wanted to ask you so you can see we got lost. First question. What do you have to say about Tom Brady kissing his kid? I do think it's really weird. It's weird. Yeah, dude. AFC championship and NFC championship. You need Lyons Packers. Of course. Lyons Packers. Lyons Higgins up on the other side of the bracket. Oh, shit. I want to see Jaguars. They'll probably be Patriots again, dude. They're not getting any worse. I think this guy kind of looks like Pop and me. Yeah, Pop is black and fat and bald and look nothing like myself. Dude, these two are just determined. What's up, cuties? What's up, sexy? Sam, we haven't played basketball today. Wagner's trying out the beat studios. How can we, how can you permanently shave that fucking thing on your face? These are crazy. Did you hear what I said? Oh, I called you a faggot. No, I am a faggot. This dude, we got the big, we got the big guy. Are you ready to be camera ran today? Say hi, Mr. President. I'm thinking about bringing out 360 windmill dunk package, but I might just go with Jordan free throw line ducks on. No, we'll see. I'm feeling 6'6' today. I'm usually 6'5', but I'm feeling 6'6' today. My God, he's so cute. 14, let me get you out of the graph. LeBrono Palmer's to the game. What did you have, 25 or 30 today? 30 divided by 15, it was sick. I go game risk, I swear every day we live. Yeah, every day we live. Wanna say hi for the video? Holy shit. Drink your water, fellas. That water sucks. Screens are in this setup. So I got my light and my light, right? And then my microphone, that's where my camera sits. But I got this screen. Look at this screen, boys. Look at how fat that is. I could watch so much porn right there. What have I been watching recently? Why isn't this shit recommended? That shit's gay. I could watch 34 inch porn right here. Watching a little more porn on that monitor. A little porn on that monitor. And then a shit ton of porn on the TV. You know what I just did right there? Not. I just fucking nutted that water. So here's how it works. There's four regular season games for Frat League basketball. Our first game, it was 60 to 10, us in with two minutes into the second half. So you play two 20 minute halves, and there's a mercy rule. If you're up by 50, they should end the game. Game didn't get recorded. I didn't have this idea until after. I actually got this idea from Jesser. I watched Jesser's like last season basketball. Like his basketball season video is sick. And I was like, wait, I'll just have someone come record this. So we're two and O now. There's four regular season games, then the playoffs. I think there's three games in the playoffs and then the championship. You guys also didn't see our two best players yet. Denny. And then there's another guy, Paluki, who didn't come out. He's really good at basketball too. Got some tough games coming up next to the game. Should be good too. I'll channel my inner LeBron Curry. As you saw, I dropped a whole six points. You know me. I know I'm bad at basketball. Fuck you guys. I had about three or four dunks in the game. They just didn't get recorded. I think the cameraman like turned it off or something. It's whatever. I don't blame them. But yeah, that's it guys. I hope you guys enjoyed. This is something fun, something new. Also make sure you check out Denver. He's linked in the, you guys know BMO. He's been my editor for forever. He's always linked in the videos. He does all my wheel of mutts. He's the goat. But the other goat, there's two goats now. Is Denver and he's doing this video right now. He has a dope ass 2K channel and he has some of the sickest edits of any 2K channel I've seen. Make sure you guys check him out too. He's probably gonna be editing this video. So that's it for now guys. Stay tuned for our next game is in a week from today. I don't know when it's supposed to end, but it'll be a week from today. So I'll get you another one around the same time. Thanks for watching as always you guys. Take care.