 Mianu maenu azep kututu hwarku na existence wa kitupa ko k�DA, maku tu suma kwa utuppo. Kato ni meets at hwarku migwea diagonal ni na kt àsiawa na kweniko kwa kihimaki wa kike. Nusimu ni jishiku kwa kutu hwarku ti minghiye. Nisha kutu wikutu kwa kikisha minghiye. Nisha kikisha minghiye. Confu uko. Ko handa lazi ma. Kamera yaustu kwa kikisha minghiye. Ka makaida on all social media ni VDJ Khalifa siyumu yaku jiuza nilazi ma Then keishu tu na patana pa le Ni tuwaji place Village as lunch Village as lunch, from 11 till morning Make sure me turn up Dabaika tubo gumilita tuivi E, e, surely aotroko koka Anyway VDJ Khalifa, on every social media platform Find his mixes, kuna linka pukubawake Halafu yendo ututuliafom niya weekendi yashatuliafom but right about now the main man himself from Meru County, Jasba Murume. What's up? Murume, Yaw, Danya, hashtag social friday, we're right here man what's happening, Cas mani, Yaw. What is wrong with this man? Are you okay? Keep your questions coming, keep your views, your comments and your questions coming on our social media platform. We're about to get laughing. Jaswa, kabla tu chezeim chezo. Asya salimia, VDJ. Kwa mba sana? VDJ Khalifa. VDJ Khalifa. VDJ Khalifa. VDJ Khalifa. Yana jita Khalifa. Khalifa. Tafaltia VDJ na DJ ni. DJ ni wa video. Vi ni nastanfu video disk joki. So, asimachize video. DJ ni jas msa niza kapachem ziki. Pole ba. Zidume apanu jaw. Tuma jema pole. Tuma pole. Tuma. Onagwa gana jingo zi yine fali. Vi DJ Khalifa. Even your mother loves you. Mama am gozech kia kaliwa. Mama am gozech kia kaliwa. Mama am gozech kia kaliwa. Mama am gozech kia kaliwa. I commentu liya liza li ni jaswa. Mama am gozech kia shule. Iwa nastimbo pia zana. Kutoka alo primary. Liwa na pigwa mi. Liwa na cha po sana kwa sabia ukalulu. Oma rani me kuto juhiwa desk. Nime toa vesti ni meiva kama trouse ni ni shorts. Nihenda na pigwa zangu na rudin na hendelea nukalulu. Skuwa na hacha. Mali mumgani ua li kwa na pigwa zana. Siazimza house. Naka umbukajima, siazim taja. Uezim taja. Tampia fami ya ube. Banda sana vita ni me pigwa. Primary ni za unini ukalulu. Ukalulu sana sana. High school ukanda ukanda shulegani. High school ukanda shulefla ni li kwa normal borierure boys ni kwa mawe komaerunoth. Ukalulu ukalulu ukalulu. Nika hendelea na ukalulu. Uli kwa drama club gavi. Nika pita kizungu na kisoili na history na agriculture nika anguka e sabu na chemistri. Vibhaya sana. Puf. Ushia ya anguka mpa kanguot na shika uchafu. Umi anguka. Hala ukalulu bando li pelaka. Bando nika ukalulu. Ulingia drama club amakti kumayo. Nili try kwingia drama but siku maneji kwa sabu. Yosho li li kwa na rules zingi na me kwingia li kwa angumu sana. Nili maneji kwingia li kwa music. Yondia utuli ndama kama chakus ni ni. Music festival. Siyo kwa ili. Go mena drop. Nizia music festival kwa ki singing sana nika ucha. Nika ucha. But kwingbapia na nizia. Nika nika ucha ukalulu. Ukalifa ango jetrat. Nika ni bambili zika YouTube. Nika nandwa bambili. But still singing ni rap. Nika ni rap. Nika ni rap. But I can also sing, I'm planning on trying that out. Trying that out. I'm doing YouTube ya ko na social media zingi na wenezakpata. Ya YouTube. Kambila tu checki kavidaka ko moja palafutushu. Nika YouTube. Nika kila maali. Nika YouTube. Nika Facebook. Nika Instagram. Nika Twitter. Everywhere ni just for Murome. Just for Murome. Murome ina manesheni? Murome is a a biten man. A biten man. Murome, Murome. Ya meru, ukamba nika kikui. It's a band to kind of thing. Mundo Murome. It means a man. Basically a man. So you are the man. Ya. Just for the man. I'm the ONG. You are the ONG. Ya. Alright. So maybe you can watch a video by Kasper. Get a taste, just for other. Get a taste of what it does and then you can head to social media. So you can get more and then we can get down to business. Evening. Rindis and gentrummen. Aruya Ministries is resurrecting people. Wake up. Yes. Resurrection. Aama wuki pende kwa kiswaili kufufuka. Aama wuki pende kwa kimeru kolioka. Aama wuki pende na kijamaika. Resurrection. Aama wuki pende na na ye Sauda Africa because that is where it happened. What kind of dances is going on in this world of ours? I'm tired. Number one. You can only resurrect with your phone if you died. Why didn't you die with your phone? What kind of... You think you're going to heaven with your phone? You're not going to die. It's not going to die other than people's die. Ujimga sana. Aruya Ministries. Pasta. Let me tell you one thing. Pasta. Wait until one of your relatives passes on. And your relatives, they require you to do your thing. Kwa niya kwa api? Where is our pasta? Yung guy. Yung guy man guy. Come and do your thing. And then you will be beaten. I want to resurrect. Anakura mcherem. Ni kama wukon. Namcherem. Tukiku kufu na skianja. Mama uli goa hell. Nansens. What? And then guy was a cameraman. You have been recording this thing. You understand the game. You're the best in the area. So you're dying today. Can you imagine your pasta coming? Or someone just anyone coming and telling you. So um... Kwa niya kwa na... Wendu na daddy. Mato eh? Wendu na kufalia. Eh pasta si yung geni ni? Mini ya camera? I'm tired. Oh my goodness. What? Ni me shindo. I can't? I will not. I won't. It cannot? Not. It is nothing. Kumama man. Yes for more of Jasper comedy. Be sure to check his Instagram and YouTube at Jasper Marome. Kilamali Jasper Marome. So Jasper. Do you go back to watch your videos after mispost? Yeah. I hate them. I hate my videos. You hate your videos. Every artist alive. Yeah. I hate my videos. I see mistakes. I see things that I should have said but I never did. And now it's too late. The video is up there so... Ni me patavuze komingi. Yeah. What keeps you going? Ni ni na fanyanga Jasper na sama anendela kufanya comedy. I just like doing it man. You just love doing it. I enjoy it. Isoma likes nama comments as this ID. As if ani Jasper anendela kufanya comedy. Ono jo iso ni nambas. Nambas ni poa nambas geni like increase following poa. All right. But sanasana mi na fanyanga. Juhina ni bomb. Juhina kubamba. Passion kwanza. Kuna issues mili na taku address. Kuna gamesi ucheza pa evi. Lakini leo ntachizana we game flani. Kabla tcheze the main game. I'll give you two names and then utani utani ambia to what the first thing that comes to your mind. Okay. The first name is Ekiya Motua. Moro polis. Moro polis. Kol polis. Kol polis. Yeah. So the first thing that comes to my mind is Akoze. I got it. All right. Yeah. The direct opposite. Pasta lukaw. Pasta lukaw. The South Africa one. Yeah. Na ona tu ule mtze li fufuka. Great. All right. Pasta moro na umuulai. Na ona na ona. Uyo pasta. Moro. Kuna pasta moro. Alidu? Pasta moro sanatakpeleka Pasta lukaw kwa kot. Kwanini? Moro ni wa api ni wa kenya. Ni wa Eseba do. Yeni ula li ambia mademo aike. Aiko. Mpanti kwa. Oh. Niliwa. Kituskwa na jo ni jinaki. Niliwa na yo vid. Densine para Fo Com you. Sohana naka mpeleka kot kelini? Ju ame trend sana kwemshinda. Yes, niche lands twistniku shinda para albumi. Alright. Anyway. So it's about that time that we played that game. The game that you guys love so much. So cast Japspa. Na penda Hip Hopние kwa Kysiqa na Ichasva you know how the game goes. No. You don't know how the game goes. No. So minta kwa na kwa mbia statement, but we gina na consider ni jokes, mi kwa ngo statement. Sama tu ni joke, wa chana disclaimer. And then ok, check or you lose. So maybe we'll share five each. So since when he gave me, to answer. Ok, these are very bad jokes. This is a bad joke that I made this week. And only people from around the country might understand. You know, oki noa kisu, in Meru, oni sa manga konora. Danora, konora. So na jule jamamunye u noa visu. Ule wuku jana bike, and a dance up o evo. Aki za amtota na muitanga na ora. That's a good joke. That's a good joke. That one is killing you in Kenya. So mimi, niki kufa, na taku kufa kama granfa langu. Tani me lalani metulia. Sayu kufa kwa komadzatu niki peganduru. Nango Japanshi. Sorry. Alright, you're going for it. Unge sama tu, na taku kufa kicheko, unajiwa nga wala wa se mwa. Eh, wumendi uwa. Tani na musiki aguambia po evo chinit. Tu kuja mazishi lini. Bo koment ko apos na komenda. That's the way I think. Ule jamunye uchukule, vitu literally. Literally. Eee, bro, mani maalizia. Sawa. R.I.P. R.I.P. Okay. So... That was not my joke. I need to look for a joke. The joke is coming. Okay. Kuna ini nil kwa nawakia. Ushai ona. Ushai ona dem. Ono jo make up nipwa. Eh, make up nipwa. Paru kuna banyu yufa niyo inakambia. Kuna make up na kuna face painting. Kuna niye inshoro oku. Kuna eyebrows na kuna naik. Una ona? Reverse. Alafu. Jeno, jamaliza. Jamaliza. Okay. Sasa, una na dem kahu yo. Kwanza kapasai, una jo kuna mani yufa niya mystik moja na kuna mani yufa niya combination. Una na dem sasa akoivo make up nipwa ya. Naik. Wifu amevaivi. Kapsa una ona iyo niwifu. Kuna dem uva wifu. Westi jwa. Una da iminyu ala. Eh. Una na vaivi una ona nikama kuna kifarasi gigo oku gigi ko wifu. Akoivi, alafu ameva heels ajukutem bianazo. Nimurefu. Ako nama kuches na kaivi. Alafu sasa atiyo ni demiako. Una wukasirisha na naku pika ko wafivi. Una ona nikama ono chikuliwa na moewe. All right. Oh my goodness. I'm winning this, I'm winning this. Oh my goodness. Suna jwa nyuki. Nyuki. Kwa kizungu zinaitwa? Bees. So zilezime troka Amerika zinaitwa? American bees. USB. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. I didn't really. Yajok nili. Naki tamo. Umeiba yajok ma. We didn't win it. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, hey. Usu niga ningini api. Wa tu wa ni ambiya. Uku kumrefu ni gumubro. Kusitu ambiya. Umsenimrefu bai zere. Tapiga apisha nene niye na instagram. This is not even a joke. This is the truth. I'm tired of people telling me I am tall. I know. You know. Kila mali niki ena na kutana, kitu ya kwanza. For example, kama leven ya sani na tukeni. Kitu ya kwanza, kitu ya kwanza kapsaku na imambia ni. Ya ni murefu. But afadali yu, unu jiyu ni statement. Kusaku na suwali. Kunbunu kwa ga murefu yini. Una takani kujibu. Ajama tia ujinga. Una takani kwanbi ya ni. Ah, bana siyo kila waka tisa yini. Kumbunu kwa ga murefu. Ah, siyo, siyo. Kwangi wani biat. Igama awelda kwanbi ya tuwa pupi. Eh, kumbunu kwa ga murefu. Kumbunu kwa ga murefu pupi. Kiyambi yam sayum pupi wa taku gonga by the way. Ita ku gonga eh. That's it. That's it. All right, all right, all right. So kuna mse flali ya paibiri tuwa andi eh. Andi ya kona 150 kandi bars. Ya? Kandi bars. Una jwa kandi bars. Uku merum na zita suwiti ama. Ni ni mazuwiti. Mazuwiti. Uku wiki. Zmiton teremente. Zmiton teremente. Kandi bars. Kandi bars. Kandi bars. Kandi bars. All right, so andi ya kona 150 kandi bars. Andi ya kona 150 kandi bars. Aka kula 149 kandi bars. Ame bakisha ni ni? Ame ame akona ni ni? What does andi have now? Ame bakina modi. Diabetes. Sawa. Ime jari budi. Ime jari budi. Ime jari budi. Ime jari budi. Ame akona musho alam tufungi eki tu. Urejia umenika tisha. Imi ya daskona maaliza story. Oileile urej. Imi ya daskona maaliza story. You have to maximiza za comedian. You need to make sure you are done with that topic. You know, exhaustics. All right. So mi ya. Along the way what you wanna checka checka. But you can't translate it. Imi choka bai zare. For real. I know people are watching. Ima mbo ya kundu zafeni eko. Kumbu na kwa mbrefu ebi ya. Imi choka. A lafu zaza. Kuna wa tuwa statementu ya. A lafu kuna wa tuwa. Soale. Soale. Kumuna kwa mbrefu ebi? Asa wa chana hao. Kuna za wa kukumplen. Aibro eni mbrefu. Aibro eni mbrefu ebo. So wuna takatufanyaji. Tufanyaji. Ati o. Ati. Ati. Ati terim kachini. Uni ungelesi. Uwe pandangazi. Uwe pandangazi. Uwe janastu. Ati houzi? How do you kiss your girlfriend? Bring your girlfriend. Let me show you. Let me show you. What kind of nonsense. Ati kunam telli ni ami ati. Niki na mayivita hanzani ya na yuganda kuna eclipse. What? Why would you tell someone that, that's not fair. I think I wonder. I think I wonder. Kunga Mrs. Morome? Mrs. Morome? Manzea Panne. Yai. Eh, nili atchoma. Sinisi nili wambia nili atchoma. Oh, wambia fisi nili atchoma. Ay, ache ni drop kajo kwa mwisho. I love fo. Niku wambia. So, uh... Yesu kambia, John. Kamfoth. Eh, bro, siu uchagwe luga. Siu uchagwe kama ni kisuele mani. Yesu kama wambia, Johana. Oh, yesu kama wambia, Johana. Kamfoth. Upatia eternal life o... Iyo na kisuele ningumu. Eternal life o... Eternal life o... Mm-hmm. Nojoko ni ni Johana li kufa? Mm-mm. Ali kamfifth. Ni mekataio. Kamfoth. So... Apatia eternal life. Apatia Johana died. Apatia kujafifth. Yesu. You see the joke? I see the joke, but it's not funny. Ah, no, go lie to me, my brother. It's not funny. It's not funny. Let's wrap this up. Ah, I see... Who's leading? Jasper is leading. Barry... Na last time nili Losbian. I think I'm winning. Yeah, I won. We are going all the way to 10. I won. I don't know where you got 5 from. You should be having like 2. Get out of here. Welcome to your social media handouts. When you're back for more videos, for more info on Jasper Murome. Yeah, Jasper Murome everywhere. Yeah, wherever you want to go. I'm not on Tinder. I'm not on... I'm not on Tinder. Uba, kwa uba? I'm not on Tinder. I'm on Uber, on Taxify, on Little Carb. I'll pick you up, you'll see my phone. If you go out, you'll see, you'll see my bedroom. We know them. Yeah, I know them. So, what is your social media name Jasper Murome? Jasper Murome. Wait for me to check it. Yeah, I'll check it. It's not funny when you're on Instagram. Show you next, what's up next, what's up next. Show next, I won't talk about the next show because I'm dating Bardo. Also I'm working on something We are working on something which I am not yet to tell people about But tonight is Friday Leo ticha wajikwa kuna shu Apu evo KICC Apu evo Savo Ballroom Ball...what? Ballroom Ballroom Ticha wajikwa You know nga kizungu, nga kizungu, nga kizungu Kimeru ni ambiye Kimeru ni ambiye So akuna shu apu evo Kubosana Nya ladies Nya wama demote kina, nazra kina moende Ladies in comedy So ticha wajikwa takuna set kama ya how long evi? I'm not sure But it should go to India na host So akuna set Kubo Now the longest set as a stand-up comedian Ushai Fana nga ilikuwa how long? The longest ilikuwa kil to 25 minutes Kil to 25 minutes? Okay that was for TV recording But recently nilikuwa embu university Nika fanya 1 hour 30 minutes Lugana besite hangu, skuapiki hangu 1 hour 30 minutes That was a good show by the way If you were looking for a guy To entertain some students somewhere in some college Just call me I'm giving you free advice If you don't call me, you're going to lose Jasper is the moromi Jasper is the onji So nini Shonili fanya na fukafu So nilikuwa 25 minutes So good and original Nanyuki So naniuki So naniuki Thank you very much for coming Ima kushkuru sana Story Misha But I'm not sure So I'm not sure So I'm not sure So I'm not sure So I'm not sure Anyway BDJ Khalifa Is about to take it A notch higher as we wrap this up Thanks to Agi and Jasper Moromi For gracing one in the morning For gracing social Friday We have come to the end of this So Jasper Don't drink and tweet I'll get in trouble Be good Do whatever you think is good BDJ Khalifa Take it away Special thanks to Hilda Wathifi Joy Muchache Fathilia Tuman Nanyana snap my angles up Moombi Moombi snap in my angles I'll see you guys on Tuesday On Manichkona Youth and Politics