 Who kills JFK? 25 words or less? Yes. Was this country western music on when you got here? Yes, sir. This is what killed her, you know, the country western music. Hello. I'm Don Corleone, a Corleone political consultant. What do you get when you play a country western song backwards? What? You get your wife back, your job back, and your dog back. Going to the marketplace in this area of France is an incredible experience because you know there's something that's been done every week. Hey, hey, hey, can you switch that channel off? All I got on here is sitcoms and news magazine. Now, yes, but soon, very soon, there's going to be like 500 channels. Besides the sports channel, the weather channel, it'll be the ballet channel, the dog food channel, the old cradle network. There won't be any books or newspapers, no telephones. We'll only be able to communicate with e-mail and QVC. We'll all be interactive. All you need to see and hear, you'll see and hear without ever having to rise from your silly posture, Peter. I'm talking about high definition. I'm talking about virtual reality. I'm talking about living in the fast lane, the electronic information superhighway. You better get ready because it's coming. What's your magic playing here, Froggy? This is a blockbuster. You pay that FOV, I'll break his back. This is a bombshell. Activate the remote. Everything man does. It's a conspiracy. Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. Who's back where you're going to break? Peggy, at your speech, I don't even know who I was talking about. I don't know what you were talking about. Marilyn Monroe is dead. A marital drug sleeping. Used to work with me. In Dallas, Texas, three shocks were fired at President Kennedy's motorcade in downtown Dallas. We must act today in order to preserve tomorrow. The new frontier of which I speak is not a set of promise. JFK was shaking up the status quo and the status quo struck back. Fellow Americans, I come before you tonight as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Are you with the Falcon? Wait. What was the question? I see I'm doing this special and I'm looking for material. I haven't done one in years. What's funny? What should I be talking about in my act? Well, you shouldn't be talking. Sexual comedy. Sexual? What? Oh, intellectual. You've got only one thing holding you back from this being a great special. What? Talent. What's funny? What should I be talking about? What makes you laugh? I don't know. What you've got to do is resort to those who are no longer with us and take their actions. This is helpless.