 So, I'm not sure how many fans of The Office there are in the Humanist Report audience, but in a recent episode of Louder with Crowder, Steven Crowder is going to go full Dwight Shrut. Now, let me explain. In a particular episode, Dwight Shrut is a character who claimed that he wanted his co-workers to sneeze and cough in his face so he can get the antibodies and improve his immune system. Steven Crowder is essentially going to advocate for that same thing with regard to COVID-19 and he's also going to find some way to shoehorn in racism because, I mean, of course, he's a comedian. So, black people, aren't they funny? So take a look at what he has to say and then I will break down why this is so idiotic. Here's the thing, too, we weren't planning on talking about this with the Omicron, okay? Yeah. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, Omnicorp virus. Yeah. Yeah, Omnicorp. Don't do it. Don't do it. Because then people are just going to see clips and they're going to see me say, Omnicron and I'm like, why doesn't Steven not know what he's talking about? It's your fault. You do this to me. I'm sorry. No, you're not. The Omnicorp shit. Omnicron. I just think if we call it Omnicorp, we'd get away with it. Okay, the Omnicorp virus. That's a good call. That's a good call. The Omnicorp virus, just like calling, calling, what's her name again, the stallion, Lizzo. And I'm like, I didn't say it about her. I don't know. I have no idea. Was the other fat, fat whore. You know, Madge, she'd be if you pours hand sanitizer all over her dinner. Yeah. She would eat it. Ah, you ruined my chitlits. She would eat it. I don't want to say she wouldn't, but I don't know. She wouldn't enjoy it as much. If you do it over a Popeye's chicken sandwich, it'd be an improvement. Shut up. Shut up. I don't care. So the Omnicron variant, when you think about this to an all reference, it'll be available at Latter-EarthCredit.com. We'll do a whole segment on it tomorrow is, okay, they are now saying that it outcompetes the Delta variant. Right. So basically it's going to, they're projecting, wipe out the Delta variant. It's far more transmissible. And as far as I know, no deaths yet. No reported deaths. No reported deaths. And very, very mild symptoms. I don't know. Hold on a second. Yeah. Could you ask for anything better? Something that wipes out the other variants, which had the absolutely just devastating mortality rate of 0.3%. Oh my God. And now it's less than that, and people don't even get bad symptoms, and it's guaranteed to be the variant that you catch sometime in the next. I mean, when do you have Omicron parties? I know. You couldn't write it better. Be like, okay, look, I want you, if Fauci said, I want you to write a list, okay, of everything you want in a variant, and Frank Lundson has two pay-in sneakers, like, okay, raise your hand if you want it to be more transmissible, raise your hand, and then it'll be like, okay, more transmissible, it will destroy the Delta variant, and it doesn't even hurt. I'm like, here you go. And God gave it to us. I mean, putting aside the COVID stuff for a second, he's just crude. I don't get it. Like, I get that he thinks he's a comedian and his shtick is to be purposefully shocking, but there's no comedic value there. You're just saying mean things about people. He called Lizzo and Megan the Stallion fat whores, talked about how she wants a Popeye's chicken sandwich, and then his co-hosts didn't even know what point he was trying to make. They, like, had weird faces. He used the black voice to mock her. I mean, the racism, it doesn't even make sense. Like, he's quite literally trying to find some way to make this bit racist. He loves it. This is comedy. You know, on the right, you insult someone based on their appearance or based on their race, and then you get to call yourself a comedian. The standards are so low. I mean, even Jimmy Dore, another right-wing comedian, he was making fun of Hassan Piker because he had black nail polish. Just saying, huh, he painted his nails, and then he laughs at his own joke, and then he proceeds to call himself a comedian. Okay, well, if I fucking throw my legs behind my head and I light a fart, do I get to call myself a comedian? There's just no worker effort or writing that goes into it anymore. This is why right-wing comedy is fucking non-existent because you all are stupid and you rely on insults and pettiness to be funny. But it's not funny. It's funny maybe to eight-year-olds, but adults aren't going to find that funny. How is it humorous to say, uh, gay people exist? Aren't they so crazy? I mean, this is the shtick of right-wing comedians. It's so stupid. How many times have they used the same fucking attack helicopter joke when it comes to trans people? Oh, you want to identify as a woman? Well, what if I identified as an Apache attack helicopter? I mean, get some new fucking material. Get some new material, you dumb motherfuckers. The ignorance to them is, uh, the point, right? It's hard to be funny when you're trying to drive a regressive right-wing agenda, but you know, that's, that's what they do. Okay. Moving on to the COVID stuff. So, uh, first of all, he downplayed the severity of Delta. He said that the death rate was like 0.3%. That's incorrect. But, um, assuming that he's correct, let's for a moment for argument's sake assume that that is indeed the case. Um, the problem is that that's not the only risk with COVID-19. You also may suffer from long-term health issues. My friend got COVID before Delta in 2020 and she still has issues till this day, till this day. So, it's not just a risk because of death, but it's also a risk because of the long-term health issues. But you know, he thinks about, you know, this idea, well, if it is the case that Omicron is both more mild, but also more transmissible, then why not have Omicron parties? Uh, when do you have Omicron parties? Now, assuming you'd have said COVID party to get natural immunity, that doesn't make any sense because there's a way that you can get natural immunity without actually getting sick. It's called a fucking vaccine. So, how many conservatives have converted to full-blown bug chasers? First, it was Dennis Prager who got COVID and he claimed that he was trying to eat COVID. He would purposefully go close to people and stand next to them and I guess let them breathe on him so they get COVID. And now, Steven Crowder is floating the idea of having a COVID party. I mean, in what other circumstance would intentionally getting sick make sense to anyone? Like, if you have a friend that's like, hey, man, I know that we were going to hang out today, but I've got the shits, I'm puking and I may be contagious. In what world would you say, still come over? I want those antibodies. Make me sick too. I mean, a rational person would say, no, stay the fuck home. I don't want to get sick. Like, why would you purposefully make yourself sick? Even if it's a mild cold, if only Corona isn't as serious as other variants, why would you still want to give yourself the illness? Like that's what I don't get. If it's mild, why go out of your way to get a fucking cold just so you can get natural immunity? Get the vaccine and you'll get natural immunity that way. I just, I don't get the way that they think their brains are broken. There's no common sense there. Maybe just don't talk about COVID. If you're not going to do any research whatsoever. If you're not going to try to educate yourself about the way that pandemics operate and what you should and shouldn't do. Maybe you should shut the fuck up if you're going to be this dense and maybe you should just stop encouraging your viewers to do stupid things and participate in risky behavior. If you're going to talk about COVID, which you shouldn't, then tell your viewers to get the vaccine, but he wouldn't do that because he knows that they would turn on him. I'm sure that Stephen Crowder himself is vaccinated. I don't know if he actually drinks the Kool-Aid that he sells to his viewers, but I would, I would guess he's probably vaccinated himself. We know that's the case with Dave Rubin. We know that this is the case with Tucker Carlson. It's definitely the case with Jimmy Dorm. So we're living in a time where we're very lucky because scientists invented the technology quite literally that gives us antibodies that strengthen our immune systems while not getting us sick at the same time. But yet they would rather just do it the old fashioned way. Go full Dwight Shrewd and, uh, and let people, uh, sneeze on them. So I'm not sure how many of you have seen this, but I'll leave you with this really quick clip so you know what I'm talking about in the event you haven't watched The Office.