 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing the GTA5 Chaos Mod. Once again, Twitch chat will be torturing me. I think a lot of funny stuff happened in this one, so I hope you enjoy it. If you do, leave me know. I like the feedback. Leave a like or a comment or whatever, whatever you've time for. But yeah, I hope you enjoy. We need Jesus. You definitely need Jesus, that's for sure. In fact, I have a feeling Jesus is going to get me, actually. Alright gang, here we are. I had a nice bike ride. Michael has no ideas. You know what? I'm going to go for a bike ride. Just calm my nerves a little bit, you know? And that's how the game ends. It was a crazy twist in the story that it ends with a cam bike ride. They really know how to pull off a climax. I'm getting a call from my therapist about time. I'm seeing Jesus again. We're going to go get some therapy because I'm going to need it after the stream. May as well get some now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Relax, relax, relax. Jesus Christ. He's freaking out. He's still trying to drive backwards, forwards at the same time. Oh my God. Out of the way. I'm going to get all these burning people to the hospital. That was terrifying. I just all of a sudden heard scream. Maybe being let on fire was actually a mercy killer. I'm going to call a taxi. There's my taxi. Alright, don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Stop, stop. Just let me in. Yes. Alright, waypoint. Yeah, go. Don't let them kill you. He's just like, who is following you? Hey, we're here. Thanks so much. I don't know how you can tell because of the dense fog. I don't know what it is, Doc. I feel like a dark fog is over me, you know? I pulled this Mexican's house right off the fucking hill. I mean, I couldn't tell him it was his house. I can't see anything, Doc. I need glasses. Oh my God. It's just the awkward silence of the Kair landing him in. Thoughts? You're plainly addicted to chaos. Addicted to chaos. I mean, I think this game is getting a bit meta all of a sudden. That's too perfect. There's just two cars stuck in there. I have bullet holes. That's never a good sign when you come out from your therapy session and you have bullet holes. Oh my God. Okay. Something tells me that the cab isn't going to come if there's an earthquake, but I'm going to try anyway. Looks like he's just jumping for joy. Yay, taxi. Jumping up and down. You're from California, earthquakes like this are fine. I don't ever want to get to a point where I see that and I'm like, that's fine. Oh, just me and my chimp going to meet an old friend. Sorry. Maybe I should have been admitted to somewhere after that therapy session. To be fair, the therapist should have sent something was up. I hope I can start it with the cops. I think I can. I think I can just walk up to the L and it'll start, regardless if I have cops or not. Really? Literally on his doorstep and you spawn me and dick lovers. Thank you very much. Click lovers. Sorry. I read it wrong. This time we are just taking a cab. No matter what happens, I am not driving anymore because it's only like 0.5 of a mile there, but you're not letting me get... I hope I'm in heaven because I want to go to downtown. Oh my God. All right. You know what? It doesn't matter. I'm getting a taxi so it doesn't fucking matter. I'll call immediately. Don't let them have any time to mess with you, Kev. My son. Oh, now the cops are after me. He pulled a gun on me. Come back. I need a cab, please. I want to go see my friend Lester. I have died about seven times just trying to see my friend. I can't see anything. Let the taxi spawn. You know what? It's not the mission I wanted, but thank you. Thank you for just letting me do a mission. My dad said I'm allowed to watch your rated movie. Jimmy, dad said turn it down. Even the control is huge in his hands. Oh, this one's amazing cutscenes. I've never seen this in a cutscene before. Wait. I wanted to show you this. It's just monkeys. Come on, son. Let's go. Oh, my God. Let's take the sunroof exit. Oh, do you want to teleport me to the waypoint? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This waypoint. Do you want to teleport me to the waypoint? Wouldn't that be so nice? That would be so chaotic if you just teleported me to the mission. That would show me. Yes. Thank you so much. Oh, that was so nice. Now we get to move on with the mission. Everyone's happy. Oh, you guys are cooperating today. I appreciate it. I say that after you made me take like 25 minutes to even get to the first mission. And then you forced me to do the mission. I didn't even want to do it. And I'm like, thank you so much for cooperating. Oh, you like that trick, son? All right, just stay. I got a good lead now. I thought this was fine, but I'm getting a little bit higher than I would like. Sounds like I'm just in too many edibles. I'm getting a little... Oh, for fuck's sake. This is what Star Wars would look like if I directed it. This would be people on bicycles. Oh my God. Just let me cycle. Okay, I can do this. Why is a caps lock instead of shift? It feels... I see what you were trying to do, you see? Because I needed to get to the Ferris wheel. And you thought you'd just bring the Ferris wheel to me, but it didn't work. What? Oh my God. You spawned Extreme Griefer Jesus at the bike stand. Are you crazy? How am I supposed to pass this? No, Jimmy was spooked. I don't blame him. I'm spooked too. Extreme Griefer Jesus is right there. Oh my God. How am I supposed to do this now? Oh my God. Now I have a force field. Maybe I can kill Jesus with the force field. That's how I ride Star Wars. That'll be it. Wait, I think we're good. Yes. I killed Jesus. The goal of every Catholic. I would assume. I didn't pay too much attention in church when I was young. So I could be wrong. All I know is, we seem to celebrate his death a lot. Anyway, I'm to the Ferris wheel. We can do this. Guys. That's fine. That's fine. That's grand. Two bikes. And I might take that cargo plane off you when I get back. Jimmy is just not coming. It's broken. I think you've just broken it completely. Jimmy, please. It looks like you're having an absolute blast. They got to be honest with you, but please spend some time with your father. I don't think I'm going to be able to hit this person. There we go. Oh, that is satisfying. Let me give him another tap. Up you go. Oh, I like it. It's like playing football. All right, guys, we have to band together. We are never going to complete this mission. If you don't at least let me get to the pier. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The very low gravity is affecting my bike. I can't stop this. Okay. I'm doing nothing. I'm doing nothing. Please stop. I'm only... Stop. You can even see the pedals. It's going backwards now. Please, please, please. If that isn't the most depressing thing you've seen all day, I'm really sorry for it. Suicide. I don't want to be a ghost anymore. The gun just floated up. Oh my God. Okay. This is it. I'm beating my son and what's better is I'm so far away I don't even have to listen to him speak. I love spending time with my child as long as they can't talk to me. It's bees. Okay. If I can just speed up, I should be fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're here. We're here. Thank you. We did it. It's like how... Bees. What happens if you do stuff on... Oh my God. Oh no, I didn't like that at all, guys. I didn't like that at all. Oh, that was scary. It was just like being sucked under by the riptide. Yes, spawn companion Brad. Let's spawn him under the water. I want to see will he swim with me to save my daughter. No, why are you doing this to Brad? I'm like a lifeguard. Come on, man. I want to get you out of here. As I pull him under the water. This is what... Oh no, everything from the ship is coming to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't bring me over there. Oh no. I don't... Why am I flying? I don't understand. I have a gravity feel. I shouldn't be flying. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm fine. Why? Okay, I guess it didn't specifically say I'll teleport you a few meters forward. It teleported me like to the left and up. Sorry, guys. I had a rough day. Honestly, I left when it was morning and now it's... Now it's dooms night. Oh, that was a good shot. Well, it was a random shot, I should say. It wasn't very good. Oh my God, you just killed my daughter. Jesus Christ, been overkill. That could have helped me if it wasn't for my daughter being with me. You killed them. Oh my God, this isn't happening. It sure is. Honey pie. We did a mission, guys. Good job, everyone. I'm so proud of you all. Right. Now, to what I've been trying to do since I started this whole damn stream, get to Lester. Why are the cops after me? Never wanted. That would be so quirky, guys. That would be hilarious if you made me never wanted. That would be such a good prank. That's fine, too. Yeah, that's grand. Where is my taxi? Oh my God, how are you back there? Jesus copper. Where is he going? Okay, I know he didn't hit many people, but it looked like he was actually aiming for them. I'm not going that way. Ow. Did you see that? It literally just caught his feet, and he just... Oh, that would have hurt. Taxi time. Taxi. Quick, before they kill you, Kevin. Shut up, wife. I want a taxi. Downtown. No, no, no. I'm on the phone, Jesus. Oh God, he has no manners whatsoever. What are those explosions? That's what I was thinking, too. I think it's Jesus as well. Is that him? That's back in him. I can see... Oh, thank God, you saved me. Oh, you guys are the best. Thank you so much. You're back in the game? I guess. Lester's just gone insane. His isolation hasn't done any favors for his little mental stability. He's talking to himself. He's gone mad. Gotta be honest with you, Lester. I am on LSD, and I feel like I'm a ghost. Was there something else? No, I'm just on LSD. Hold on. Oh, my God. Yeah, there's something else. Oh, no, he's not letting me back in. Let's do our best to actually get to the checkpoints. We're going to try and blast through this. In a chaotic fashion, of course, but we can do this. I believe in us. Why is my car on fire? Wait, are you was on fire? Then why did my car just burst out? I guess I was on fire and there's an extension. The car caught on fire and then the car just exploded. Why are you spawning me in a dump truck? Okay, fine, whatever. This'll do. I mean, it's the only vehicle that could have got me over this house, so excuse me. Me, old boomer, want young clothes? Oh, no, I looked at the things coming up and, lady, I gotta be honest with you. I fear for both of our safety right now. I'm going to try and go outside. So hopefully when my son comes, I can knock him the fuck out. She's just like, what are you talking about? I knew you. No, no, no, no, Jimmy. Jimmy, oh, why would you do that to your old man? Oh, that was so bad. I punched the wrong fucking way. I did point that way, but I was faced the other way. Ah, that was just... That was just... You gotta be kidding me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait, the earthquake is bringing me to my destination. It's a miracle. I'm actually stuck in a tree. Oh, my God. Did that crash my game? Jesus Christ. It's just too much for the game to handle, isn't it? Oh, wait. Are you about to crush him? We are about to put the Darwinism back on social media. It's just waiting for it to happen. Just waiting. Especially if we plan on releasing a fully priced item a year later. This is my minigun. I just bring it to work with me. Oh, I also have a minigun that I bring to work with me. Like how he's one-handed because he's smoking. Oh, do you like dogs in the office? No, okay. Well, he's a good dog. He'll wait outside. Come on. No, he can't come in. Come on. Morph through. Morph through the door. Oh, yes. Drive your scooter through. Good boy. I'll go around. Oh, Jesus Christ. What the hell is this? Thanks. Michael's cover was blown. Wait, young people don't drive scooters. Oh, the prompt. Hold on. Let me just... All right. Nice to meet you. I'm Michael, by the way. First day here. No, not the blue Sultan. Why the blue Sultan of all things? No, please get out of the room. Please. Please get out of the room. Please get out of the room. I can't move. I can't move. I can't move. Okay. Oh, my God. Poor Michael, dude. What a way to go. A car spawning inside of your body. All right. I'll just leave you here. You protect the server room. Hey, they have some cybersecurity. They're cybersecurity. It's two guys and a blue Sultan ready to open fire on anyone. How am I supposed to get out of here? I don't think I can. I think I'm actually going to need you guys to come up with a solution to get out of here. Grace, not only is there a car and a bus stuck in the building now. Now they're stuck honking. You know what? If I have to suffer through this, you do too. You did this to yourself. What we need is like a teleport a few meters or something. Why are none of the teleporting ones coming up now? So many of them that have devastated me already are not coming up, even though they would save my life. No, Michael. Don't come back. Oh, my God. No. We almost fixed it, but we just replaced one problem with another. What are the odds? What are the odds of that? Don't do it, Michael. Please don't. Okay. You couldn't bring yourself to do it, could you? Somebody help me. Teleport me a few meters. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Teleport me a few meters. Michael, feck off. No. No, no, no. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Meters. Meters. Meters. Meters. Quick, please. Yes. Yes. Yeah, baby. Oh, my Jesus. Good Lord. Good job, everyone. Oh, there was a Ferris wheel outside. Would you look at that? That was amazing. Good job, everyone. Great cooperating. When you want to, you can really do some great things. Provides you a Voldemort horrible things. But great. Very good. Another of my aliens here. Oh, my God. That was loud. Jesus Christ. Obliterate all nearby beds. Five. Five. The teleport won't work. It doesn't work in cutscenes. You want to blow them up? Yes. Fives. Wait, maybe it did work. Oh, he's still here. Where's Michael? Oh, there he is. I love spawning NPCs in the cutscenes. I think it's one of my favorite things. Oh, okay. I passed out. I have an alibi now. I was ragdolling with my friend. I know, right? He just runs out. He's like, I want no part of this. The mercenaries are here, at least. What? No. Why would they kill me in a cutscene? There's a good chance that this might be completely fact now. Oh, no. It's fact. Yep. Now we're fact all right. Jesus is here to save a life. It would make a hell of a good movie. What happens when Jesus comes back to stop an assassination? Rainy door. TV's broken. Oh, no. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Dude, watching TV is much harder than it used to be. Oh, sorry about the bees, everyone. Bees aren't killing me. Well, the fire is killing me a lot faster, so I wouldn't worry too much about the bees. Oh, now they're all spinning. This might be my chance. Can I get through the cutscene if they're all spinning? My cat is having an absolute blast there, by the way. I don't know if you've seen it, but he's just enjoying himself. It's super hot. Headache. Owie. Oh, yes. It was like a field goal. I got blasted, and then it just got completed. Oh, lovely. And now you have to shoot yourself, Jesus. What are you going to do? No, I'm behind you. None. We got... Was it three missions done today? Although we did... I don't know, it was two, wasn't it? It was two missions. Even getting to the missions was so difficult. It was so hard.