Oh Melania, he walks ahead of ya No good man should do that He is the mightiest prat The world has ever seen Why did you become his queen? Do you like those tiny hands? Only you can break up the band You can be like Yoko Ono You don’t have to be on your owno
You can shave off all his hair You can leave on him on the lake You could throw his phone down the grand canyon And give the world a break
You put him in a rocket Send him to outer space There should probably be some distance between him and the human race.
Oh Melania, does he really love ya? More than he loves Bannon and other the loose cannons You’re the first lady But we need you to be shady We can see it in those eyes Are you our hero in disguise?
You could crush his loony dream You could take one for the team
You could build him a wall That surrounds him on all sides You could lock him in a lift with bunch of scientists before we’re swallowed by the tides
Or just leave the tape running He’s bound to say something bad If you could secretly film him hugging a Russian then the world is in your hands!
Melania, we need you, will you please help us out, thank you. You could go down in history, as the one who set us free temporarily
You could cut up all his ties You could dress him like a goose You can do something quite age appropriate like take him on a cruise
You could put him in a spaceship Send him to outer space There should probably be distance Between him and the human race