 The Matrix Resurrections. Wow. Yeah, awful. Pardon? That was awful. Awfully great, you mean? What part of that was great to you? Hobo Neo, force pushing people a few times, Trinity being a Karen for three-fourths of the film. How about Chad, Agent Smith coming back? Was that fun? Was that refreshing? All of it, every part. Wait, hey. You know what I just realized? You know what just occurred to me? That maybe you shouldn't have yelled out dodge this to a woman just trying to find her seat before the movie started? At which point you took your own soda and hurled it at her? You didn't even understand it. You took the blue pill and never looked back, Alice. She was soaking wet. And when her husband turned around to see who did it, you had the audacity to blame a child a few rows up. What a coward. And I would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling kid. Honestly, as horrible as that was, it was far better than what was happening up on the screen. Bite your tongue. Nothing about the movie worked. The visuals and the tone don't even match the original trilogy. Didn't need to. The music was bland and lifeless. So are you. I guess this is the type of movie we should expect going forward when only one Wachowski directs. Transfob! What? She has a name. Right, Lana? You said Wachowski. Her last name. And now it all makes sense. You can't stand this movie because a strong female lead stepped forward a woman with some conviction. I have the right mind to pick up the phone and call this old hoe myself and explain to her why there's a huge backlash on the film. But I've got a feeling she's not gonna answer my call. Of course she won't. You're a nobody. You're a soda checker who hides behind a child. I'm a movie connoisseur trying to watch a film. If ladies be blockin', sodas be poppin'. Tell me what you actually liked about the film. Trinity is also the one, which makes them the two. And as we've learned from the Spice Girls, two become one. Is that a song by them? Trinity, help! Gosh, I wish I had another soda in hand right now. So I could hand it off to your face. Speaking of, isn't that the lady? Ma'am, he's getting away. There's the kid. Let's get him. Come on, everyone, let's go. Thanks for watching this short unnamed skit video. I hope to make it a series if you like it. Let me know in the comments what you thought and maybe come up with a name for me. I was toying with after the movies or after show or something, I'm not sure. I often find my subscribers are more creative than I am. If you're not a subscriber, maybe think about joining. I do tons of movie and TV show content each and every week here and sometimes I try new things as well like this. Love to have you stick around. If you wanna be part of the community, there's an Adam Does Movies Discord channel. I'm also on Twitch, not only playing games, but also filming some of this stuff and editing. And videos like this are begging to be chopped a little bit more for YouTube shorts and TikTok. So I'm all over the place. Maybe think about joining me.