 Introducing Halitzer, a hero that used to look like he just crawled out of a prison sewer. Now he looks like he just crawled out of Mr. Slave's asshole. Build this baby Yoda looking motherfucker with enough ability damage to roll into duo lane and rocket snipe your jungler's hard-earned kills. Our 2000 rocket will hit anything, like a truck, and I do mean anything, except your target. A small pebble and a ledge? Got it. A minion standing anywhere in my field of view? Toast. Random bird flying by? Yeah, fuck you, bird. Also kinda sucks that you have to pause for the calls when you launch this thing. Meanwhile, Gadget Full sprints around popping titties out 360s, whipping out mines that magically appear on your head out of fucking nowhere. Halitzer's E ability throws down some C4 that you can detonate early to displace you and your enemy. I see people using this to knock people into towers, save allies, and pop themselves up on the ledges. Meanwhile, I'm lucky to hit a fucking minion wave. Half the time I throw this down, forget that it's active and end up getting popped off in some random direction when it goes off. It's a great ability for failing to do some cool shit 20 times until you finally get it right once. Clip that shit and make yourself look like a god on YouTube. Also useful for securing those kills. Your right click is now a quick AoE slow. It's one of the few things that changed since his old school paragon kit. Here's what it used to do. Halitzer's right clicking throws down three flutter grenades that are sure to give those bastards what for. It's also a swell way to impress the broad. What's up, those gals? The new version provides a great way to poke when your rocket is on cooldown, or there happens to be a fly buzzing around that will probably get in the rocket's way. Halitzer's ultimate ability called... Halitzer's Showtime? Is this what they're going with here? What was the deal? Was there like a deal made like predecessor gets the old ability names and overprime gets the paragon name? Anyway, this shit is awesome. Fly up in the air and make it rain destruction on your enemies. A great way to zone, kill, or just fly up and take a moment to enjoy the view. Counter Halitzer by pushing the shit out of your lane so he constantly has minions in his face. Or wait till he's low health and uses his ultimate to set Murdock up for the best long-dawing of his life. Spin the entire game thinking your basic still cleaves in paragon today. Wonder to yourself, did he just say eat shit when you use Halitzer's ultimate today? Get really confused when you try to alternate archway in paragon today. Man Goose! Shout out to channel members Joshua Bennoctis, J-Man, Jelly Knees, Passion Guard, Malco, Hasan A, Nico, F6, Actual Des, Dapper Dice, Lionheart Official, Blastoise King, Meowmix for Men, Surge Ben, Covetous Lemon, Bearded Wolverine, Pizza Face, Pusey, Aldreco King, Oda, Soul Reaper, LevyVersion2, CloroxTV, EyeBloodHunter, and Raven.