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15 ALL HAIL CHINA - Made For China - /v/ the Musical VII

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Published on Oct 20, 2019

Based on: Merry Fucking Christmas - South Park
lyrics
I heard they have no freedom in the Chinese CCP,
Their rights and lives, watched and controlled by Party Chairman Xi,
They rule with fear and violence, their own people they will slay,
But they have lots of money, so I go to my playerbase and say~,

HEY THERE MISTER BLIZZARD FAN
ALL HAIL FUCKING CHINA
GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
YOU BLEEDING HEART VAGINA

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
WE ARE THE CHAIRMAN'S BITCH
SO SHUT UP AND SELL YOUR SOULS TO HIM
UNTIL I'M FUCKING RICH

The Chinese infringe upon rights of people from Hong Kong,
And we at Blizzard all believe that all oppression's wrong,
So when a player from Hong Kong said China he'd denounce,
What could we do but address the tournament and announce~,

HEY THERE MISTER HEARTHSTONE CHAMP
ALL HAIL FUCKING CHINA
YOU'RE BANNED FROM FUTURE TOURNAMENTS
AND WE'RE TAKING YOUR MOOLAH

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
THEIR STATE'S RICHER THAN YOURS
THAT MEANS THAT YOUR RIGHTS ARE WORTH LESS
SO THERE ARE THE FUCKING DOORS

The LGBT's cries and needs have long since been ignored,
So we've made it our mission to make sure they feel adored,
So when China tells the world that they all really hate the gays,
What option do we really have except for just to say~,

HEY YOU STUPID FAGGOT BITCH
ALL HAIL FUCKING CHINA
TAKE THAT COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICE
CHINA HATES LGBTQ
AND THEY HAVE WAY MORE MONEY
SO WE'RE FUCKING DONE WITH YOU

To all our fans today,
I'd just like to say~,

PLAYERS OF OVERWATCH WOW AND DESTINY 2
ALL HAIL FUCKING CHINA
AND FUCK YOU

Thank you, thank you, Chairman,

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