 Welcome to the Darren Marlar Radio Show, weirdos! I'm Darren Marlar, glad that you can join me again, and hey, if you want to be a part of the show, you can drop me an email anytime for the email bag, you can do that through my website at darronontheair.com, that's D-A-R-R-E-N, darronontheair.com. Coming up on today's show, the new field at Tanaio High School in Washington State is getting a lot of talk, I'll tell you why coming up. Justin Albuquerque in New Mexico, Justin Alexander was having a big fight with his girlfriend and thus begins today's Brain On Drugs story. People who live to be a hundred or more, they all have one thing in common, what is it? I'll tell you, and it is something that you can get for yourself pretty easily. Well, it was every mother's nightmare. Michelle Denning, she called police because her nine-year-old son, Josh, was missing. Not really, that story a little later on in the show as well. So what happens if you ignore the warning label on spray paint that says do not use near flame? We'll tell you, in today's moment of duh, would you trust a computer to tell you if you are dressing fashionably? Well, if not, you don't want to go shopping in Britain. Oreos are coming out with something really bizarre in the near future, I'll give you some details on that, we'll play some questions if possible. In Arizona Man, he posts a totally outrageous message to social media, and then he's surprised when it creates a backlash. That story coming up, sometimes even an entire city government gets what they deserve. What does today have to do with Judgment Day? I'll tell you, coming up on our Weird Holidays, it's the Darren Marlar radio show. The management of this station wanted me to tell you, they are not responsible for any loss of dignity suffered while listening to today's show. Darren Marlar, I think he's cool. Finally, a connection to the real world, this could be the beginning. You feel it?