 Ahoy-hoy and welcome to the channel. I'm Dr. Smerian, not a real doctor, and today we are going to go over a collection of memes from the r slash dank memes from site 19 subreddit as compiled by Yossi Posse with full credits for each and links to each of the memes will be in a paste bin at the bottom of the description, I believe. Yes Let's get started. So you 6-8-2. So when do the termination tests in? That's the neat part. They don't It has always bugged me a little bit that scp 6-8-2 is like they're constantly the scp foundation at the very least is constantly trying to destroy it, which really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. First of all, they're doing a really bad job of it and second because if you look at the actual object containment procedures and description, it seems like it should be pretty simple, but somehow it's not. I think that a fun interpretation of scp 6-8-2 might even be the idea that it inspires other people to want to kill it. It's only a real way to explain how the scp foundation suddenly turns into the GOC speaking of the foundation doesn't kill anomalies. Do I look like the foundation? I do wonder at like what's the positive of destroying anomalies because I mean if you knew that there was a limited supply of anomalies then destroying anomalies seems like it would make sense, but if there isn't then you're then the scp foundations, this is the difference between the GOC, right? Their viewpoints of the world. So if you know that anomalies are going to continue to happen, you need to understand them better. They need to be no longer magic. It's like if ghosts existed then if ghosts could really lower or raise the temperature of a room then there's science behind it and you could use ghosts to power things if you got enough of them together, right? So understanding anomalies and magic and so on makes it easier for you to deal with them one way or the other. The GOC is just like ah fuck it shoot them in the head but that doesn't help you understand them and more are coming. Anyway that's my big, but then you know the GOC's got some some modern interpretations. Is he reading her a bedtime story? Fuck that apocalypse cancelled. I mean it still is my favorite version of the Scarlet King because the Scarlet King, but the Scarlet King is not all that ominous or scary. I don't understand people's obsession with it. Like as written it's quite he's quite an impotent power for lack of a better way to put it. He just sits back lets other people do his stuff for him and never shows up. He added, back in the olden days, you know this is the Scarlet King, back in the olden days people knew how to respect me and I did what I wanted to. You know I ruled the universe and I was your back and I destroyed all the ancient elder gods and then then I decided to take a nap because I was tired. I mean anyway, Scranton Reality Anchors, Reality Bingers. I believe the title of this one was Scranton Reality Anchors. How do they work? Well it just works. Really, jokes aside, memes aside. Scranton Reality Anchors are, they work however you want them to in the story. They could be machines, they could be people, brains in a jar, whatever you want them to be. As long as they stop reality benders which is you know people with warping powers from working because it's a function of the story. Reality as we know it is one thing and that is an avenue for its own stories. Then reality with people who can alter it at will is its own avenue for stories and then as an offshoot of that, reality with people who can manipulate reality to their will, who are stopped by something else is an additional avenue for stories and you keep going. It's an arms race of sorts but story-wise and at some point there will be the ultra-reality benders who can beat Scranton Reality Anchors. In fact, SCP-2343, the one I wrote, which is sort of a spiritual rewrite of 343 because I hate 343 but I do like the idea of creating a god as an SCP. SCP-2343 is an example of that because he is so powerful. He's essentially, at least purports to be, the creator god of the universe and he is so powerful that the reality anchors can't quite keep him in check. But yeah, when the SCP Foundation decides to actually neutralize something, a lot of GOC stuff going on today. O5 Council, so let's bring in an expert here, GOC. That's me. Oh man, but I don't know, in that particular scene isn't Loki treated more like a little brother than an actual expert on anything? In the end that's what the GOC is. Anyway, it's the SCP Foundation's little brother. Al Gore is an alien puppet. Wake up, Sheeple. Parawatch user Mr. Senn. Wake up, Sheeple. I assume this must be referencing a specific story but the idea that Al Gore is an alien puppet always, there's an SCP. I think it was 4444, maybe. I think it's Bush v. Gore. I could be wrong. It's another cactus article. But I always liked it because the idea is, you know, it's much as I like Al Gore in general and I wasn't old enough to vote for Gore in 2000 but I was old enough to vote in 2004 for Cary when he went up against Bush but I would have voted for Gore had I the opportunity. Not that it matters. I live in a state that's always going to get a Republican probably for the next 50 or 200 years but I would have voted for Gore and I like Gore but the important point is that Al Gore is weird and charisma-less that's the weirdest thing about post-Clinton politicians from the Democratic party is that all the people at the top of the ticket were like the least charismatic people that you could find anyway I mean from the Hillary Clinton and from Al Gore they are just man just not likeable people I like them but I can also observe them and be like they they're not really that likeable to most people 80 I don't know why I wouldn't want to pull it anyway 8900x was ahead of its series sure grandma let's get you to bed that's the one that's the one where color is shows up right or yeah see I only kept this one in because when I was I want to say five years old I had watched The Wizard of Oz and you know that movie starts in black and white and moves to Technicolor when they get to Oz and my five-year-old brain made a logical leap especially not just from Wizard of Oz that's that's like the one thing that sticks in my mind about this but also from a variety of other sources where you see black and white photos and black and white video film we'll call it not videos I mean this video but and then you see that you know as things progressed on there was color all of a sudden and I thought that color was invented around 1940 that it didn't exist before then and that someone invented it now everything was in color not just when I say invented I don't mean on film I mean in the world so 8900x which is a somewhat similar concept always always entertained me let's just say that much oh right this is a 411 escape how do I look now right that's you could you could you could take this in progression actually there's you know uh no beard stubble and then like the beginnings of a beard which is this two weeks in I think yeah this is two weeks on and then the the full homeless beard what's the uh yeah I uh I look different from depending on the fact because my actual hair has no gray hair in it I mean I think they're starting to be a little bit where the beard meets the hair like right around here but if I if I shave high enough there's still no gray in my uh actual hair so growing a full beard makes me look like I'm like 45 or 50 and getting rid of it completely makes me look like I would say uh early 30s or at least my age which is mid 30s maybe even some people said I look like I was in my early 20s but I think that's a little um a little flattering to be honest with you because if you look real close he still looks kind of old yeah I mean to me anyway but I know better I know me a little bit better I look in the mirror and I'm like I look old I feel old but uh yeah I mean sometimes the beard goes away I don't I don't when he gets that bad when he gets that bad I uh I tend to get rid of it because it's just and then I get pimples underneath the beard which is a problem and it's just easier to get rid of it I would be easier actually if I shaved every day but uh I'm super lazy so I don't is that the last one already dang anyway that's it thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed the video and my ramblings about various topics relating to the memes in the video uh hit the subscribe button and then hit the notification bell next to that so you're notified when I upload new videos and then head on over to patreon.com forward slash decimering and pledge at any level like everybody here on the screen already has I uh you know I lost a few of my biggest patreon backers over the last uh month or so and uh and it's it's been a bit of a squeeze but uh you know I'm making it work still working by the way on that animated series but don't tell anyone it's nice to know that I'm not alone out here and I will see you all again on Thursday