 Item No. SCP-1799 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-1799 is to be contained in a sound-proofed humanoid containment cell, with the other misters and hull ██ of sight ██. Personnel entering SCP-1799's cell is to be fitted with a voice-canceling helmet to prevent communication with the subject. Any personnel entering or leaving SCP-1799's cell are to be thoroughly served for any potential weapon, and SCP-1799's cells to be thoroughly inspected once every 24 hours to check for contraband. Description SCP-1799 is a male humanoid approximately 1.2 meters tall weighing 58 kilograms. SCP-1799 has the physical characteristics of a generic clown. Subject is bald, skin devoid of pigmentation, a circular red nose, and elongated feet. The subject's facial pigmentation has the appearance of makeup commonly worn by circus performers. The words Mr. Laugh from Little Misters by Dr. Wondertainment are tattooed upon SCP-1799's lower back. This designation appears as ██ and document SCP-909-A. Anything at SCP-1799 says to a person will be interpreted by that person as a joke. The longer the subject speaks to the person, the funnier the jokes will become, until the subject is overcome by laughter. Due to this fact, it is extremely difficult to communicate with SCP-1799. The only known way to communicate with the subject is through written word, as this does not activate the effect. In addition, SCP-1799 is able to perform several anomalous actions. SCP-1799 has no control of these abilities, and they appear to be involuntary, painful, and random. They are usually similar to actions that would be performed by circus performers who were using props, including removal and reattachment of limbs, squirting water out of a flower attached to his chest cavity, pulling a string of colored cloth out of its mouth with the longest string measuring 45.2 meters, extruding colored smoke from several orifices. This interview was conducted during SCP-1799's initial containment processing. This interview was done to confirm SCP-1799's anomalous properties. Begin log. Please state your name. Sure. They call me Mr. Laugh. Seriously, that's hilarious. It isn't that funny. Man, you're a riot. Please stop laughing at me. Addendum 1799-A. During an experiment on ██████, SCP-1799 began yelling at D-9023. The subject began laughing incessantly, and in a distracted state, tripped and suffered a severe head injury, which proved to be fatal. SCP-1799 became noticeably withdrawn and sold and followed the event, leading to SCP-1799's first suicide attempt. Conditions of ██████, SCP-1799 have been put on suicide watch. Addendum 1799-B. This note was found on SCP-1799's person during initial containment. Wow, you just found yourself your very own little mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment. Find them all and become Mr. Collector, Mr. Chameleon, Mr. Headless, Mr. Laugh, which has been checked, Mr. Forgetful, Mr. Shapy, Mr. Soap, Mr. Hungry, Mr. Brass, Mr. Hot, Ms. Sweetie, Mr. Life and Mr. Death, Mr. Fish, Mr. Moon, Mr. Redd, discontinued, Mr. Money, Mr. Lost, Mr. Live, Mr. Mad, Mr. Scary and Mr. Stripes.