 Hello, sir. Now I've invited you along to this little poll here because you visited Unit HQ, and we're all about improving ourselves. We hate to be stuck in the past. So I thought we'd just do a little interview here just to speak about your unique time. Thank you. So do you mind just stating your name for the record, please? Samuel Davis. Davis, not Davies. Not to be confused with Russell T, who's a, I don't know, just, you know, I mean, you wouldn't know who Russell T is. No, of course, the name escapes me. That's, I'm sure he's lovely. Time factor is on Davis streets. Is it? Oh, yes. Every single second of that place is a reference. It really is, my goodness. I don't know what to talk about. Anyway, so first of all, very, given character, given character, got to keep in character. But yeah, this is going to be harder than I thought. So first of all, very important here at Unit HQ. Did the staff treat you well? I know you were very new here. Of course, you were called in quite short notice. So how did the unit staff treat you? Oh, yeah, staff review. It's all thumbs up here. Very stressed collection of people I found. I understand the circumstances. They were running back and forth. We do, we do, yes. My first interaction there, the second where you're, where I was allowed off the leash and allowed to talk to some of your fine scientists. It was, it was this actress and actress, actress, had the, had the, how do we do this? Had the veneer, had the dramatic veneer of an actress. But the second I spoke to her, she turned around like, like I'd actually disturbed her from her actual work. And it was just, that was it. That was the second I was like, right, okay, I've got to take this seriously. Oh, fantastic. I glad you decided to take this seriously. Some people just think it's a joke. It's quite rude to be perfectly honest. That's Unit Scientist. Was she a part of the Black Archive by chance? I'm not so sure. I stumbled across the Black Archive completely backs and trying to find the toilet. Oh, yes. The toilet is just through there, isn't it? Yeah, it's a peculiar place. Now, in hindsight, whoever built Unit HQ, we really shouldn't have put the lavatories next to these top secret, the secretest part of Unit HQ. Absolutely. Don't quite know what happened there with the floor plan. Or if I may, the bar outside. And I was like, oh, okay, it's a staff canteen. No, no, no, they were serving alcohol for sure. So that's maybe something to... Our scientists like to get a bit of a buzz to keep morale high. You know, it happens. But yes, thank you. That's excellent. How about the strange beings through the actual fracture? We understand there was a strange array of things. I do hope they caused you no harm through there. Well, I'd love to talk about what's inside the time fracture, but as you can see here, I've got a legal document from the fine people. Oh, you received that. Oh, that's excellent. I've got that. And it says I can't... My family will be informed that I was fed to the Loch Ness if I share anything from inside. I'm going to take the risk, I think, for the sake of format. Okay, I'll let Dr. Courtney know, and the Loch Ness story will be printed. But now, please, this will be top secret also. It's fine. It's fine. Right away, I came across the pig man who was in... I mean, I knew there was going to be a pig man. I don't know whether you could call it a premonition or marketing. Interesting. But I did... I was aware of a pig man, and I was very eager to meet him. Oh, yes. Yes, we've heard stories of this pig man. He does seem to be... What's the word about the science and the views? Oh, that's right. Mad Bant. Scary. May I have scary? I found him a very threatening presence, yeah. I didn't trust him one bit. No, no. I think I also... I think I led to events. I got him killed as well, but... Oh! Oh, is he dead? I'll drop that down. I'm not so sure. Ambiguous. Ambiguous ending. That's what we like. I can't confirm that Brian the Ood, who's another player, he is very... He's a goner. I'm sorry to announce. Yeah, he's no longer with us, Brian. But was he good? I've heard stories of this Brian the Ood. I've even had an encounter myself. He's quite an interesting character. But do you think... What was he like? How would you describe Brian to someone who perhaps hasn't met him? He was incredibly polite. He took us to meet William Shakespeare, who said that he looked Danish. So they got along quite well, which surprised me. Yeah, well, Shakespeare was there as well. I think he should probably have set that up. That was quite the name drop. You just... Well, you know, you know, you know. Most of all, I just wish I'd gotten more time with him. I've tried to follow him around as much as possible, but his... Whatever he was doing on the side was very tangential and not related to the core story at times. Oh, I see. It was very much trying to find a Kaplan package. Oh, Kaplan? Yes, I believe he was in the trailer. So I think we're safe for that one. Trailer. Oh, it's a... It was a briefing trailer, of course. It is, of course, when we have to show a thing, you get it. You get it. It's a screening exercise. Oh, this... I'm so glad this is the first one of these I'm doing. I've got a few more to go, so hopefully by the end I've figured out my own character. Anyway... So would you say on the whole your time fracture, operation time fracture? I pointed the wrong way. Operation time fracture was a success. Did you enjoy yourself? I had a great time at time fracture. It caused the nature of the place. I would have liked to game it more if I... With no knowledge going in, of course you wouldn't want to spur everything for yourself, but the moment you come out, you're thinking, how can I cheat sheet my way around this place? I see. It needs one more go, and then I think I'll be able to give a proper review. Debriefing. Debriefs, yes. Please don't debrief. Put this to the bloody public, idiot. You read the document. We know what you do. Unit takes no legal responsibility for the disintegration, extermination, conversation, vaporization, petrification, possession, combustion, liquidation, or any other extraterrestrial supernatural, hypernatural transformation, or form of dispatch. Dr. Courtney does like to sort of sum it all up there. He's a man of words, Dr. Courtney. Well... It was great getting picked to go to the front, though. At the front, I was one of the first ones to open the time fracture. I forgot exactly what it was that I added to things. Well, no, that means you're very brave, of course. No, that's excellent. I will jot that down in case we need someone else to do something that will almost certainly kill them. I'll put your name on top of the list. Excellent. Expendable and having a good time. That's what you're looking for. That's exactly what we're looking for with this. Well, now I've got a surprise for you. It's actually Jack. It's not a unit. Scientists, you've been bamboozled. I know, and I'm not even in unit HQ. It's a ruse. It's actually a big, big fat ruse. Look, you've... Oh, my God. My goodness. I feel like I've been lied to. Well, before we wrap this up, it's safe to say that with this time fracture special and with me interviewing some of the cast, some of those cast and perhaps the creators of time fracture could very well be watching. Not no pressure. So is there anything you'd like to say to them? Oh, I definitely followed some of the greater... I definitely followed a lot of my favorite actors from the experience once I found out the cast list. Just the tunneled guides are just phenomenal. They are the highlights. Being able to look into someone's eyes and there's total conviction behind it makes a guess me feel like they've got to step up as well. And that's such a fun way to be challenged by media or just an experience in general. Also, just with you and me, I've been bugging Jack a lot for him to tell me where a certain character is in the experience. He is in the marketing. You can say who it is. Okay. Oh, I need to find Davros and I'm not playing around. Well, I will stop the recording here. Thank you for coming on, Davis. Very kind of you. Thank you. So hello. It's a thank you for joining me in this call. I understand you were part of Operation Time Fracture. Very exciting. Oh, it's an absolute pleasure. It's always good to talk to such an esteemed unit scientist. Well, thank you very much. I'm quite low on the scale. Unfortunately, I missed it. But I've been tasked by my superiors to get some information from you lot in the field. So, first of all, could you state your name for the record, please? Ah, my name is Rory Guest, but I go by Raston Productions. Oh, you have a code name. That's quite interesting. OK, thank you. Now, first of all, now, as you know, there was many different unit staff present that day. We were all hands on deck. Except for me, I was stuck in a board room, which is quite boring. But did the staff treat you well? Were you handled very well? Oh, yes, they were wonderful. I mean, when I was there, I went on my own last time I was there. I'm going to go again soon. I'm going to be a part of the operation again. But I went on my own the first time I went, and they made sure to accompany me whenever I was on my own, send me directions to which they had linked to interesting story points. They sent me on special missions. I believe one of the actors who had stressed up in very doctor-like outfits made sure I was, you know, made sure I was all right, made sure to just talk to me and give me an enjoyable experience, which they did. Oh, well, that's fantastic. We're always looking for feedback here at Units. You just in case other people come in and we're not doing our best, but it's good to hear. We've had mostly positive, except for the ones who have been lost. But we don't talk about that. And if you talk about that, you will be... Well, that doesn't matter. It's in the fine. I'm sure they're all fine. Now, when you went through the fracture, we were lost. We were stuck on this side. So we're not entirely sure what was seen. We've heard many different tales. So without going into too much spoilers, in case this footage ends up online, which would be terrible, could you explain some of the things you perhaps saw? Well, you know, you saw the usual Daleks. Daleks are quite popular. Without going into too much spoilers, I mean, before I go on, can I mention Davros? He wasn't a... He was in the boat. Yes, that's fine. Oh, yes. Well, I went into one of the highlights from it, which I won't spoil too much, but I went into this sort of dark chamber, this dark room, and this guy named Dave was in there. This very Dave. I believe he goes by Davros nowadays. A lovely fellow, absolutely lovely. A lovely? Davros was lovely. Well, we had a wonderful conversation. You know, I was very confident, very, very forward, and he chose me to speak on behalf of all the people, on whether to trust him or not. And he was really rather wonderful. No, that is excellent to hear. I will update Davros' file, possibly friend. Yes, well, that was until, well, I can't say anything, but yes, I did... No, yes, we'll save that for a while. I will save that for the people who decided to go on to the mission. Yes, we've got many coming in years. It was a wonderful conversation, and I called him Dave, and we had a good back and forth. That's very brave of you, sir. And we had a back and forth, and we had to discuss whether to trust him, and then he handed me a prop, which I won't say too much about, but I almost accidentally stole it. Oh, well, that's not ideal. We need to keep that in the black archive, sir. We'll keep an eye on you next time. I almost accidentally stole it because he gave me a mission. You basically give it to someone I trust. But in these experiences, you don't know who to trust, so I trusted nobody. And then I had to give it to you people at the desk after the experience, and I had to explain that Davros gave it to me. Well, no wonder they were confused. Don't worry, their minds have been wiped of that interaction, so we won't be worrying about that getting out. Such efficiency, you know. Quite. We're very proud of our secrecy here at the UNIT HQ, hence why we publish our top-secret address, you know, just online, so anyone can find it. Find outside your headquarters. Yes, no, exactly. The true way to hide is to be in clean sight. That's what we want. Yes, and that's my ideal method. But, yes, so that was the main highlight for me. Well, there were a lot of highlights, but that would always be an interaction that will always stand out to me. Another highlight would be... Oh, definitely talking to the pig man. The pig man was great. I've heard about this pig man. Tell me, what was he like? Oh, he was a wonderful fellow. He was an absolutely delightful conversation. But he, you know, he was just stand there shouting, selling his goods. Just a general nice guy. You know, he was a tonne going on around. Brian Newd loved Brian. Now, we've heard about this fellow. Now, he's quite a tricky customer from what I hear. He didn't talk much. There was a nice area where we could sit down and he just ran through at one point, which was interesting and interesting. And then... What was his speed like just for his file? Oh, oh, oh, quite fast. Quite fast. Quite efficient. He was easy to weave for everyone. And I won't mention what he was running away from, but... No, no, he was quite fast. He was quite the guy. Quite, quite, quite the guy. And nice dress sense, must say. He had a wonderful tuxedo. Tuxedo, you said. Now, that is interesting. I didn't know it would dress like James Bond. That's fantastic. Oh, well, he always dresses for the occasion. You know, it was a very formal experience. You know, an old friend of mine once said that, well, enemy, but that's neither here nor there. Now, I've got a little surprise for you, my friend, Mr. Oregas. I'm not actually a unit scientist. You've been bloody bamboozled by... Look, I'm in style, you fool. We've met so many times. Ah, the grandeur of you. Wow. I'll turn the microphone off for my microphone. There we go. Now I sound like a normal human. So, final question, final... Well, not really a question, but in serious times, people from Time Fracture, whether it be the cast, the crew, or the creators, could very well be watching this right now, watching you talk about Time Fracture. So is there anything you want to say to them? Well, one thing I'm very jealous of all legal jobs if you ever have any jobs going, happily. Happily. You and me both, mate. I mean, even if it's just working in the bar section, I will happily take one. But it was a really, really fun experience. You were really all accommodating, and I will be returning soon, which I look forward to. And I do look forward to it, as I've been for a very rough year, and going to such an experience will be a lot of fun, and I can't wait. And yeah, I look forward to watching your interview. And yeah, it's a really fun experience. Hold on. Oh, that's excellent. They're going to love it, Rory. Right. Well, hello. Thank you for joining me for this little chat, a little catch-up about your time with Unit for Operation Time Fracture. Thank you very much. Do you mind stating your name for the record, please? Gary, the word. Gary, is that first, middle, and surname? Gary, the and word? Yep. Excellent, excellent. Just make sure I've got that right. Well, first of all, thank you, of course, for joining us for Operation Time Fracture. We couldn't have done it without you, of course. So first of all, must ask, did the staff treat you well, as us Unit employees, were you treated well? Yes, definitely, felt 100%. Oh, that's why I dropped my pen on the Time Fracture flow. Yes, that's excellent here. We are always hoping to improve here at Unit, so it's good to know that we're on the right track when it comes to customer service, shall we say? Yep. Well, my next question is, through the fracture itself, obviously, we had to stay here at Unit HQ. We have, you know, lives to get back to. You're all liable. Sorry, let me get my throat in. So what did you see, without getting into too much, what's the word? Spoilers, perhaps. What kind of things did you see through the fracture? Lots and lots of mysterious things that were going on. Interesting, interesting. Is there anything that was perhaps in the marketing that you are okay with saying? A lot was going on, and I have to say, just don't blink. Oh, I see, I see what you're doing there. That's very good. I've got that down. That's excellent. You see, if this footage were to get online, we'd pay for people to know too much or not. Yeah. It's a whole secrecy thing. You know, because Unit... Classified information. But there you go. Exactly, you see, you know your stuff. If this got out, we'd be in a heck of a lot of trouble. Anyhow, so was there any standout moments when you went through the fracture, perhaps a specific moment that tailored to you specifically? It was very interesting just to see all the, like, interactive parts, like in, like, just look around, do your own thing, but you can also follow with the story as long as you wish. Interesting. So you'd say you can sort of go about your business in a lot of ways. You have a lot of freedom there. Yeah, you have, like, you can, like, just have your own adventure. Yeah. That's excellent. That's good to know. It's good to know we've all had our fun here. And now I've got a trick. I've been fooling you this whole time, you see. Oh, that's not bad. I am actually Jack Reid. You have been bamboozled. I was not a good scientist at all. I even turned an echo on. There we go. I'll turn the echo off. Now, this is my final question to you. And it's not really a question. It's more just a thing. So as this is a time fracture special, and I was very lucky to go there, it's entirely possible that the cast, the crew, and the creators of Time Fracture are currently watching right now. So is there anything you'd perhaps want to say to them? I just want to say it's been a hell of a time. And I would recommend to everyone who hasn't been there to go there, like, because it was a blast and you have a lot of fun. Oh, that's perfect. Thank you, mate. Hello. It's good to see you. Thank you again for doing Operation Time Fracture. It was very kind of you to step in for us along with the rest of your group. It's very important here at Unity to make sure that it's all gone according to plan. If nothing's gone wrong, you haven't grown any extra appendages since your visit, I hope. But not to my knowledge, no. I've kept a perfectly good eye on myself and, frankly, everything seems to be perfectly fine. Oh, that's excellent. I'll just jot that down. Now, could you just state your name for the record, please? My name is Dom. Dom. So you can call me Dom. Is that Q...S...T... Am I getting that right? Yeah, you're getting that exactly right. Yes, I do want to hook up the job, son. But yeah. Well, that's rude. Anyhow, so you were a part of the course of Operation Time Fracture here at Unity HQ. So my first question is sort of a HR-related question. Did the staff treat you well? I know we're all a bit manic here. We're quite the characters. But were you treated well in your time? Oh, yes, I was treated absolutely perfectly well. Everyone was very attentive. Everyone was just going around, escorting all the civilians, and making sure nobody touched something that they didn't and caused the unfortunate obliteration of the world. So everyone was on their right game, I like to think. Oh, that is fantastic to hear. Yes, I'm aware some of our staff can get a little bit crazy, so it's good to hear that we are still in safe hands. It's good. Now, about the Fracture itself, of course, us here at Unity, we were unfortunately not allowed to come out through with you. We had to stay here and keep everything nice and safe, except for me, I was stuck in the office, so I didn't have some fun. I'm not bitter or anything. But I must know, when you went through the Fracture, and do be careful how you speak about this, I'd hate for HR to come down on me about any information getting out that isn't already, what's the word, in the trailers. So is there anything that you can say about your personal experience when you went through the Fracture? Well, I'd like to say I met some people that I didn't think I'd ever be meeting in my life. It would be, yes. It was certainly an interesting experience, and I witnessed things that, again, I never thought I'd be able to witness. I mean, some of which you've seen out there put to the public in the trailers. Others have to cope about that, meeting various, well, yeah. And I must say, it made for a thoroughly exhilarating experience, and everyone involved, those particular people that I met, they, well, they carried themselves with such vigor and responded to everything coming at them with absolute professionalism, I want to say. And they did exemplary, exemplary, I can't speak. Exemplararily, well. Very nice. It's nice to know your speech is also mostly fine. That's okay. Now, would you say you had any sort of unique moments with any of the unit scientists or any of the characters that you can speak about, of course, some of them through the Fracture? Trying not to go into depth, but there was a particular moment when I met a particular person whom I was aware of before, and suddenly I felt the fate of certain parts of the universe thrust upon me, and it was certainly an experience that had a lot of pressure that I didn't expect when I woke up that particular morning. And I think I got through it okay, but it was very memorable to meet that certain person and have them entrust certain things to me. Now, let's see. Let's see. I'm trying to think if this character might have been in the promos, because we are allowed to say things, but of course here at UNIT put out some promos just as a little warning for folks. So if it is in the promos, you may be able to save the name. Oh, okay. To save your backside here. Yeah. Can you edit this? You're going to edit this, right? Oh, yes. Davros. Can I say that? We're okay for Davros, yes. Yes! Fantastic. So if you want to repeat that story, I'm going to cut the first bit out. Cool. So I ended up coming face to face with the legend that is the creator of the Daleks, Davros himself. Oh my goodness, that's excellent. I know. It was certainly not something I expected when I woke up that morning and suddenly having the fate of Earth and Scarow and the Dalek race being entrusted upon me by himself. It was not exactly what I would have anticipated. And not something I mean, but deep down, maybe you did want it, but you didn't really want it. You don't really think about it in the presence of, do you really want this? Yes, with Davros it isn't a bit tricky to know where he stands, isn't it sometimes? Yeah. Yeah, he could end up killing you at one point or getting his cronies to kill you. Or he could be quite jovial and this time he was fairly jovial. Oh, well that's good to know. I mean, we're still here on the fence about here at the unit with Davros because his children, shall we say, have not had the best of time here. So trust me, if I met Davros, I would have a few ruddy things to say to him, I'd be very bad. I can understand that. Yes, now I've got one final question for you, Mr Dom and I'm afraid to say you've been bamboozled. I'm not a unit HQ. I'm Jack, you absolute buffoon. No. You have been fooled beyond belief. No. You must feel so foolish now. I do. This is all, this is ruin my day entirely. Oh, I will turn the echo off my microphone. So my final question to you is, as this is a time fracture special that I've been working with the lovely people at time fracture, both with the cast and some of the crew and behind the scenes of people's, it's entirely possible that some of those people are watching as we speak. So, well, quite. So is there anything you'd like to say directly to them? Well, I would love to say you've done a fantastic job on putting together the entire event. It has been absolutely phenomenal. I've been one to two times. I would go third and each time it's just felt like a completely different experience. Every time it's just a new adventure and the acting, the improvisation, like being an actor myself, I can massively respect how difficult improv is on the fly when everything is coming at you, various different people, all these different elements that could go crazily wrong. And yet everyone seems to just take it in their stride, no matter what. And it is an exceptionally gifted talent to have, as well as everything in terms of the set design and all the people that have worked on there, wherever it be doing to the props, to the lighting, to everything like that. It is just an exemplary job and everyone has put their A game into this experience. I just loved it to pieces. Both times I went, they've been absolutely phenomenal. So well done to everybody. And of course, the story itself, brilliant writing. It's just, everything about it is just, it's amazing. It's like the DOP2 experience, but this is more of an experience as opposed to like being more of the museum side. But yeah, it's a proper adventure. You are like the protagonist of your own adventure and it's really cool. That's fantastic. And as you heard there, Dom hated all of you. We'll never go again. There was all negatives there. Such a prat. Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, thank you for joining me for this mini interview, Dom. It was very kind of you. No worries. Thank you for having me. Hello, my friend. It's a pleasure to have you here over this Zoom. We understand that you went through the operation time. For I just thank you very much for doing that. So we're just doing this little brief, just to explain for you to me what happened. Because unfortunately, we were stuck here in unit. So first of all, do you mind stating your name for the record, please? Rory Stock. Rory Stock. And is that with three Ks? No, just the one. Just the one end testing. Rory Stock. Now, first of all, I have to ask, it's a HR thing. Sometimes our unit scientists can get a bit crazy. So I must ask, were you treated well? Would you read operation time, Fracta? How were you treated? Yeah, very well. I feel sorry for one person who I was working with, because they had to wrap up this giant list of names. And the scientist was not kind to him. But otherwise, all the scientists, all the unit personnel were very kind and considerate before we went into the giant fracture. Fantastic. That is excellent to hear. You know, us unit scientists are always running about. It's always good to make sure we're doing a good job. And that scientist, did no judge have got his name with the list of names? I can't remember. It was quite a while ago. That's all right. It's a shame, because we would reprimanded him. Maybe wiped his memory, sent him to Hall or something. That's fine. He's gotten away with it this time. We're lucky, man. Now, without, should we say, spoiling, perhaps, maybe focusing on things we put out in our press releases, what sort of unique experiences did you encounter through the fracture? Oh, good question. As soon as I entered the fracture, I entered this kind of surreal version of the past, where I met loads of different historical figures, like Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth, of course. Which one? Which Queen? Oh, I think it was Queen Elizabeth the first. The first? Oh, my goodness. It was a coronation, I do believe. But I spent most of my time actually talking to William Shakespeare. The William Shakespeare? Oh, my goodness. How exciting. How was he? A bit depressed, sadly. No, oh, why? Oh, he didn't have any faith in his work, poor man. But, you know, we helped him. We helped him get his confidence back, and he should be still writing to this day. Oh, that is fantastic to hear, my friend. You know, this is why you were chosen. We weren't sure at first why you lot were chosen, but clearly, you helping William Shakespeare through his sadness. Excellent. That's fantastic. You'll be getting some sort of reward, perhaps a knighting by the current Queen, not the past one. That's fantastic to hear. And was there anything else, anything in particular? There was something later on, like we got, the context was we all got taken to this other world and saw this weird marketplace, that lot of different aliens, some weird robot postman looking thing, and a pig selling his wares. A pig? A pig, yeah. It's a big galaxy out there, apparently. Well, quite. That's very interesting. I'll jot that down. Pig. Interesting. Well, that's good. Were they all friendly, however? And then you weren't attacked, of course. You were all treated very well, I assume. I wouldn't say that. Things were sort of going well. The pig was strange, but quite a friendly man and then sold off some nice little bits and souvenirs to some of the patrons who were there. But we did have an encounter with some metal men. Oh, metal men, yes. We've heard about these perhaps cyber men. I believe they're in the trailer. I think we can save them. Oh, my goodness. You encountered them, did you? And you survived. That is quite impressive, my friend. I almost died. Can I sue for that? Can you what? You for that? You know, almost lost my life. Maybe a little bit of compensation. I'll speak to HR. Rory Wipe, mind he knows too much about legal system. Well, yes, we'll get you that compensation. Anyway, now I have one final thing, one final question. And this is going to come as quite a shock, but I'm not actually a unit scientist. You absolute buffoon. This is Jack Reeves of The Community Show. Oh, no. You've been absolutely tricked. And the reason I break my character is because as this is a time fracture special, I've been working closely with the lovely folks in time fracture. It's entirely possible that some of the cast or the behind the scenes people or even the creators are watching as we speak. So is there anything you want to say to these people about your time and how much you perhaps enjoyed it? Yes, I just want to say that time fracture is the best experience I have had in my life, probably since the Doctor Who experience. And I fully intend on going as many more times as I can until the run ends, basically. It's a brilliant time. I went with a good friend of mine, and she also said that it was quite amazing, especially one segment, which I'm not sure how many people know about, so I won't say it here, but it was quite horrifying. Let's let's put it that way. Yeah, but it was, I just can't explain how much it made me feel apart of the Doctor Who world. And I really appreciated being able to experience it all. And the ending, it can bring grown men to tears, my man. Well, no, absolutely. And I totally agree. Thank you, Mr. Rory, for coming on today it was very kind of you to use your time to come on for this mini interview. No problem, it's been great. Glad to be here. Right, hello and welcome. Thank you for joining me for this little Zoom call post-Operation time fracture. And thank you again for saving the world. It was very kind of you. Twice already as well. Did it twice already as well? I'll make sure you get knighted for that one. Fantastic. I think it's the least we can do. Twice saving the universe. Come on, now. Now, do you mind... Good day's work. ...quite. Do you mind stating your name for the record, please? Yeah, sure. It's James Wold. James Wold, fantastic. And is that with five L's on the end there? You can make it five L's if you want. We're unit. We can do whatever we want, fantastic. Exactly. Now, first question, it's more of a HR question. You understand, you know, it's a whole thing. Did the staff here treat you well? Were you treated well during your time here at Unit HQ? Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, despite, you know, all the hassle that was going on, they did manage to keep, you know, everyone feel safe and calm. And they did their best to explain everything. You know, it was a tight situation. Well, quite. Well, I'm glad to hear that you were still treated well amongst the chaos. We are a bit rambunctious. A lot of the best. Now, I think this is obviously why you've been called here about going through the time fraction. We're very brave. We didn't. We needed to stay here, of course. I was hiding in the back. I mean, I was doing important work in the back room, very important. Now, without going into, shall we say, spoilers about things that aren't in any of our promotional material we provided, what were some of your standout moments from inside the fracture itself? Perhaps something that was quite unique to your time. That the first time or second time it happened. Whichever one you want, my friend, whichever one, they'll all be helpful. Oh, boy. God, without spoiling anything. It's a tricky one, isn't it? It is, because there's just so much to talk about. But I suppose two things I will say. The first up was this interaction with a, let's just say, a certain pig man. I've heard about this pig man, bit of a swindler from what I hear. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's funny, really. He offered me 50%. And I never got it. Well, that is just ridiculous. We will have to send someone through to him to get you that 50%. Call it compensation. Yeah, I mean, understandably, he had a bit of an accident, but still, you know. An accident? Oh, my goodness. Well, I'll put his life signs into TBD for now. That's excellent. Is there anyone else you met through the fracture? I met a certain Italian painter. An Italian painter? Is it one of the big ones? Yeah, yeah. Let's just say his name begins with Leo. Oh, the Ninja Turtle. Oh, I love that guy. Yes, fantastic. I've heard stories. Was he had something on his eye, perhaps? What was that? I never got confirmation on that. Yes, he did have an eye patch, but I can't remember what it was for. It was so weird. That whole moment was just a blur. Five seconds, but it felt longer. Oh, my goodness. Well, that is still quite exciting. Did you see any of his art pieces? Was there anything that about? Yes, there was the, you know, the one with the lady. Oh, the one with the Leo. I like that one. Yes, we've got about several in storage, thanks to our good friend, the doctor. But this one was different, because it started off as one lady, but then it turned into another lady. And it just happened just like that. Just shocking. No, that is very shocking. I will jot that down. That's perfect for the file. Now, I've got one final little question for you, and you're going to kick yourself. I'm not actually a unit scientist. You absolute buffoon. It is Jack Reeves. It is I of the community show. You have been bamboozled. Yeah, you got me. That's that's the joke. Now, the reason I should turn the echo off now. Now, the reason I reveal myself is that as this is a time fracture special, it is got the time fracture folks involved. It's entirely possible that some of the cast or crew or the creators are watching as we speak. So is there anything you want to say to them? I suppose just thank you really for bringing this well to life. It is definitely the closest we're ever going to get to being in the actual episode without, you know, signing in contracts or something to be part of the production crew. But yeah, I mean, it's definitely got me more interested in the Merce Theatre and just just the possibilities that could happen with the I'm trying to sound more clever than I actually am. But yeah, that's all I've got to say. Thank you. And I hope it just gets better and more accessible to even more people. I mean, who knows, it could go into a world tour. Maybe that's too much of a too much to ask about. You know, you never know. Thank you very much for joining me, Mr Wall. It was very kind of you to lend your time. It's good to finally meet you. And you, my friend. Hello, right. Thank you for letting me come over. Oh, dear. Sorry, just one moment. There we go. Thank you for letting me come over. It's very kind of you to let me into your humble abode. Yes. Hello. Hello. Yes. Well, as you will know, you recently ventured into the Time Fracture for us for Operation Time Fracture. Thank you again for putting your life on the line. We couldn't possibly do it, of course. That would have been a PR nightmare. But first of all, I need you to state your name for the record, please. I don't know why you're laughing. It's a very serious matter. I don't know whether I'm Osgoode or Abby. That's a fair point. We should discuss this. What would work better? Well, I mean, Osgoode's desk is there, isn't it? Osgoode's desk is there. And I did keep asking me why I was there and not at the tower. That, yeah, that's fair. It kind of ruins our storyline, Osgoode, if you're here. We'll do it as Abby. Okay. Just to make it even more confusing. Hi, I'm Abby. Well, I'll jot that down. Thank you very much. Actually, I have to do it. We're holding this now. So, as you are aware, you went through the fracture. It was very exciting. But before we get to that, I must note, how were you treated at Unit HQ? How was the staff treating you there? Oh, very, very nicely. Oh, that's fantastic. It's a bit frantic, but other than that, yes. Yes, yes, we've heard that. Unfortunately, the day you arrived, it was quite busy, as you can imagine. A bit of a lot of hectic things. But as long as you were treated well, that's the main thing, excellent. I don't have to do any mind-wiping. That's excellent. Now, we're going to get into the actual fracture antics now. As you know, we weren't allowed through. We're not doing that. That would be ridiculous. But you did. So, what sort of things did you encounter through the fracture? Keep in mind what was released in the promo images. As you... Because I do have to show this to the lovely folks at Unit HQ, and I don't want to get in trouble. Obviously. Yes. Right. What do we see? I've got all posh now. Oh, yes, well... You can't help but parrot who you're talking to. Yes. Well, I do this with Chelsea and Abby. I do that... And Alia. Alia, just turn Irish or Scottish. I can't help it. Well, yes. So, let's turn off Charlotte Pollard. I don't think it was in the promos now. Yes, it's tricky. Was there any sort of unique antics related to you specifically? Any certain creatures coming up to you at all? Brian the Oot. Now, we've heard about this Brian the Oot. He's quite the character. Well, what was he up to then? We love a bit of Brian. Oh, yes. He was on a mission. Was he? What kind of mission? To find somebody. Interesting. I'll drop that down. Very good keeping spoilers free. I like that. Very nice. Because if this footage gets out, that's me sacked, quite frankly. And when you get sacked at unit, you end up in a ditch somewhere in Hull, which is not ideal. Not in Hull, though. No, not in Hull. Swansea, maybe, but not Hull. Anyway, I've got a boss again. Anyway, right. Oh, I'm dropping things now. Dropping things, you know what you're doing? No, no. So, okay, you've met Brian. That's good. Yes. Is there any other characters you've bumped into? Leonardo. Leonardo. Oh, the Ninja Turtle. Oh, yes, the Ninja Turtle. Fantastic. Yep, the Ninja Turtle's there. Good excellent. His bandana. See, deep down, I knew this would be really funny. But I still wasn't quite prepared. Right. So, what was Leonardo up to then? He was painting a picture. But he was asked by somebody to paint a picture. Is that right? Was it a picture of great importance? Yes. Great importance. He's going to drop that down my neck. This is hard to do. It's tricky, isn't it? Yes. See, that's the funny thing. Even when talking to the unit staff, shall we say, even they struggled deep down to keep it all in. And I had to bleep out so ruddy much. And even they were at the moment, they say things and then they go, oh no, just bleep that. Yeah, you've got another one. Oh, thanks. Coming in. Yes, very good. You can keep the Ninja Turtle in there. Yes, that's excellent. That can go out. People know about the Ninja Turtles. No one's met Raphael yet, and that was my special favourite. And live it. Now, I've got a secret. I've got a secret. You must not tell anyone this, but you've been bamboozled. I'm actually Jack. You absolute buffoon. Well, I'm actually yours good. Oh, no. Yeah. And now you're going to get your mind wiped. Well, before I do, obviously, with this being a Time Fracture, especially when we're working alongside the Time Fracture team, I mainly say that to brag. Obviously. It is entirely possible that some of the cast, some of the crew, or the creators, are watching as we speak. So is there anything you'd want to say to them? I will say this. I'm a single mum. I'm going to bring up the child side here. And he is high autism, or high autism. He has high autism. And they treated him so well, like they interacted really well with him. They understood, like he had his lanyard on. They understood his needs and they were so, they were so well, they did so well with him. It was, that's why we're going back. That is sort of the highest bar. Like, oh yeah, we'll come back. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's really good. Because, yeah, I mean, I've met a little man. He's absolutely hilarious. I'm really excited because I'm going with Abby, I should mention. I'm so excited to see him in the environment because I know he's going to go in that tux. And I'm so excited to see how far he goes with it. I've got, I've got, I'll teach him the impression and just so he can, like, he can go up to see the character. See, last time, last time he went to sit at 11, so we were making our way through the doctors. I could, I could just imagine him running past daily. He's going, Geronimo! Just with his sign. He does it when he comes home from school. That's the first thing he says when he gets through the front door is Geronimo, so. I hope that stays forever. It's going to be doing that when he's like 25. Geronimo! Shut up. Good day at work, darling. Yeah! Geronimo! But no, they, yeah, they, yes, they, they were very good with him. Excellent. And a lot of, a lot of theatre experiences he struggles with, but because they were like talking down to his level, even Brian the Ood, when we first walked, so we've been a couple, we've been a couple of times, like I said, but, and when we first walked in, obviously Brian walks over and he's an Ood. He sure is. My child is seven. And his first initial thing was hide behind mother. But Brian was like, hello. And then he like coached him in and he was, he was really good with him considering he's an Ood assassin. I mean, the way you describe it, as soon as you know he's an assassin, it's like, oh, you coaxed your child in. Come join me. But no, I know both, I know both of the actors do play Brian, or at least the ones I know about, and they are both hilarious. So no doubt they were excellent. Yes, thank you. And that is the end of the mini interview. Yes.