 I have a six-year-old kid, and I have been working with youngsters for many, many years, so a lot of my poetry sounds like nonsense, because we just try to have fun. That's where this one started. I almost threw it away because I thought it was so crazy. I had like 10 Lonestar beers when I was writing it, and I thought it was great, and then I was like, no, it ended up in the trash, but I'm glad I pulled it out. And I normally don't write love poems, but when I do, they're about huevos trancheros. I tell the waitress, and all the messeros, please bring me an order of huevos trancheros, con a lapeños, o rabaneros, just make them picosos, mis huevos trancheros. I sit at the table con mis abuelos, all of my ancestors, y huevos trancheros. Not just a raza, que to mis sombreros, y ven de Northside los huevos trancheros. A todos les gustan, including huevos, who can resist them, our huevos trancheros. Parker, Jenobley, y Duncan, los tres veros meros, todos los Percy, huevos trancheros. Don't eat too many, you might get the pelos, according to the city with huevos trancheros. The breakfast of champions de los guerreros, don't eat the wheaties, try huevos trancheros. You sit like a baby, making pocheros, whenever they run out of huevos trancheros. The coke has a beard, don't put in no pelos, I don't like no hair in my huevos trancheros. The clock says it's too late, don't be embusteros, just break them and make them mis huevos trancheros. If you get the ojo, don't eat curanderos, just rub your own forehead with huevos. I sent out a love note, con mis mensajeros, baby, I love you, make me huevos trancheros. Don't get them at Exxon or at the Valeros, but I think the picnic has huevos trancheros. Don't get me no, soy creativa, naderos, I'm in the mood for some huevos trancheros. The yolks look so pretty, but on the enderos, don't ask for them scrambled, those are not huevos trancheros. Alabras antiguas en los cancioneros, siempre que vivan, are huevos trancheros. I lit the plate clean, nothing left for the perros, don't ask me for none of my huevos trancheros.