 Welcome. It's morning for you if you're watching this one and it drops. Good morning. It is evening for us. A long day with three beautiful, screaming children. They don't scream all the time. But sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Direct Subs Corbin. I'm Stephanie. You've also Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Thank you to everybody's sports on Patreon. Follow us on official Twitter account, subscribe if you haven't like, blah, blah, blah. Are you done? You're just moving your mic. Don't unplug it. Well, it was like on the blanket and. Anyways, welcome back. And I'm doing another Watch Along with Stephanie. Hi. If you haven't seen our other Watch Alongs, please go watch them along with us. And today we got another romance film. Not Shahrukh Khan, unfortunately. But a bunch of other great people. And it's of the 1999 film that I will never remember. Mind you. Hamdil de Chuk-chuk-i Sanam. Hamdil de Chuk-i Sanam. Which means something of the heart. Because Dil means heart. But it's directed and written and produced by Sanjay Leela Bansali. I believe this is your third Sanjay Leela Bansali film because you've seen Bhaji Rao and you've seen Black. Oh, okay. He directed Black. Oh, okay. Which, no, that Gershnach was a Shwaria, right? Which was that, him? Was Gershnach him? Did I see that? Rithik and Shwaria. Rithik is like, I think Rithik's blind. Do you remember that one? He did, Gershnach. I believe you watch that one with me. He's blind. Dying. I don't think I launched that. I'm pretty sure he did. Regardless, so it's either your second or your third. This is a big Bollywood, big Bollywood film. Okay. Sanjay Leela Bansali and his beautiful vision. Great. A Shwaria Rai, Ajay Devgan, and Salman Khan. Your, no, you've seen. My third Salman Khan. Are you counting his cameo? Yeah, I'm counting it. His cameo, his basketball cameo. Hey, he was crucial for the story. Technically he was, you're correct. And the other one was the little Pakistani girl one. Yes, yes. I always took Bajirajan or something like that. And this is early Salman Khan, so 90's Salman Khan, so he was in a similar role of like a Shah Rukh Khan in terms of. Like romance. Romance, love, all that kind of stuff, which we haven't seen any of that outside of in the 90's, but he wasn't really the romance guy in, it was kuch kuch, it was a kuch kuch. Or was it the other one? No, it was kuch kuch. Regardless, this will be a watch long, so if you're watching this on YouTube, obviously it's gonna be very, very cut up, it's a long movie, and it's gonna be cut up in multiple parts because you can only do about five, 10 minutes of each part, five, 10 minutes of very cut up footage in each part, so if you'd like to see the full uncut version, you can head over to Patreon up the link in the description below and the pinned comment. I feel like you should make a master of this, and just. Just insert it so I don't have to say it every single, like we have to spend like two minutes of me just saying intros and outros before we start the movie. I'm ready for Bollywood, Bollywood, Bollywood, I'm ready for Bollywood, smack me in the face. What? You ever like to be smacked in the face by Bollywood? I don't like to be smacked in the face by anyone. Oh yeah, you do. I get smacked by my children a lot. That's true. They don't mean anything by it, they're just, they're one. Some of them. Banzali productions. Don't mind me, I have tea. Should I spill the tea? Yes. We've reacted to a lot of songs from this, so these would be your first time. Beautiful songs in this movie. Okay. It's supposed to be that quiet. I don't know. Does it sound quiet to you? Whoever said I hate long intros. Especially boring ones like this. All of these people are important. They deserve to be seen. Oh, any relation to Rick? Probably not. If he talks in Italian, what will we talk to him? No, no, no. This must be Nandini. Watch out, they spit. What are they playing? Epic hair flip. And that was a Shwaya Rai. What a great film. Oh, there's more. Giant Pog. It does, yeah. Oh, baby, you're going to make another one of those this year, right? Why does she look like a porcelain doll? Yes, she should. That's not, not fair. Oh, I may have leaned on the statues. Oh, don't touch me. Why are you in the middle of the dunes, man? Shit. Everything looks the same here. Everything looks the same here. Are you pushing me? Is he Jesus? What's going on there? I'm sure we'll find out. What, t-shirt contest? Why was he talking to God? You're the prettiest woman on planet Earth. I know. Huh? Cool. I like it already. They are very sharp. The Riz on him, am I right? That was a funny transition. That was so much transition. That was a funny transition. He's a dork. Where's the Italian? Can you stay for dinner? Can you stay forever? Let's do that grandma. What is he doing? There's got to be a reason, like, is he playing like a certain God from Hindu, Hinduism? She just saw your badoink-a-doink. Someone has a potty mouth. I know. Shit! Poor salmon. Go. Go? To a table of strangers? No, absolutely not. The acoustics in that room are amazing. I didn't expect this movie to be so quirky. It's got pipes. It was all a ruse in the beginning. Bro, he just told you to go to the other end of the table. Her nethers be wedders. Such a baby face. Thank you, sir. As long as you haven't eaten anything, you haven't eaten anything. You're so young. What will happen to a 10-12-year-old? Oh, shit. I'm really sorry, I'm really embarrassed. You see, I'm from Italy, right? So all this, dal, dhokla and undi, I just cannot digest it. Oh my God, I was not expecting that. What is he doing? I did not expect a fart joke in a Sanjeev Leela Bansali, but I'm going to be completely honest with you right now. That caught me off guard. Agreed. Oh man, I was not expecting that at all. Fart, boy. I love Sanjeev Leela Bansali's shots. They're like magical. Think about your farts. Calm down, Quentin. Well, hot damn. Maybe I'll be your girlfriend. He's... I don't know what his character is. But he's not just some guy. How much you lift, bro? Are they playing duck-duck-goose? Why is he wearing a magic hat? Which is a basketball team. Because he loves basketball. Michael did play for the magic for like a little bit. For Jadu. Stupid women. Peace standing up. He's so true. No, they could definitely do it. I think you guys might like each other. I get that joke. Shwarya, calm down. Words of affirmation are her love language. What is happening? I think we're gonna find out. I'm so in the weeds. She was Ms. World. Rightfully so. She won Ms. World competition. Anu, what happened? It's gonna take some time. It's the first time I've become a married woman. Are you scared? A little bit. Anu, I'm so happy for you today. I'm so happy. Okay, you get ready. Learn something, Beyonce. Am I right? Why were you in the picture? Nandini, listen to me. I was trying to wake you up. Oh shit, I think she's upset. Okay, you wanted to go. What were you going to say to me? I won't tell you last night. Cut it out, potty mouth. No, you should have slapped him there. Why are you upset? You were being the creep and not taking a no. What the fuck was that scene? You're not worthy of my love because you wouldn't... You kept saying no and you slapped me. What a shot. Ajay, you should only advise for Kajol. He has a sour lemon. That was a great song. Shwarya killed it. True. She always kills it, especially with her dancing, man. She's... Or you know, just existing. Yeah, she's probably not an element of existing that she... that she's flawed at. Yeah. I'm done, Mr. One Raj. Did you see that you disappeared? I married to Kajol. I didn't think so, ma'am. Maybe. So we're going to have a love triangle of sorts. Oh! But she's my favorite daughter. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? He's trying to get us to not like you. There's a bunch of grandmas in Italy. They make great Italian food. You're going to be farting up a storm later. My bro. I swear if he's farting again. If he has another fartsie. Now I want Ajay to win. She's so patient. She shouldn't be. That's like seven. I'm going to take a drink every single time he says shit from now on. Must be one of those dated things that's happening right now. Where she's apologizing for something she has to say. I'm going to take a drink every single time he says shit. Where she's apologizing for something she absolutely should have done. What a shot. And that'll be the end of our part one reaction to hum-del-de-chuki-sun-um. I'm probably saying that perfectly. If you watch us on YouTube, you saw a very cut up version of our reaction. If you like to see the full uncut version, get out to Patreon. Upload link in the description below and the pinned comment for you to go. Check that out. On to part two!