 Well, it's that time again. It's been a while since I went on to Ali Express I actually was not planning on making this video right now today I was just kind of bored as I'm recording this just to put a date on it horizon forbidden West Launches tomorrow, and I'm waiting the midnight to play it And I was like I guess I'll just peruse the internet and I found a few things I wanted to buy and I figured I would film it and we'd try and find more to start I found a carrying case. Oh, and it comes with a charging stand hold on this might actually be Sick, I also saw this which I'm not gonna buy but you guys remember We did an Etsy with accessory buying video, and I actually unearthed this BMO unit that someone made on Etsy And after I made a video about this it blew up online on tiktok YouTube everywhere. Sadly It wasn't my video that blew up That doesn't matter what matters is it looks like Ali Express also saw that blow up and thought well We could make that it looks like they're marketing it to babies What baby is like playing the switch on this thing going? Yeah, you know what? I wasn't going to buy it, but now I kind of want to see how they made it. Oh No, now we have to buy it these videos get so expensive This video is sponsored by Tokyo treat and Sakurako both of these are monthly Japanese subscription boxes Tokyo treat is filled with Exclusive and seasonal flavored Japanese snacks such as Japan exclusives like Kit Kat ramen and much more So this month's box is Sakura theme. This thing is good. I don't know what it is It tastes like it's been fried. Do you have a guess what it might be? No, and if you're wondering what anything is that you get there's little booklets that come with it that tell you Exactly what you're eating what's in it what it tastes like and more. 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I'm gonna get fat What I've no you don't want it click the link below I also found genuine Pokemon toy set toy pocket monster Pikachu Charmander Mewtwo loonal and scroll action figure anime model children's toy, but apparently they're genuine. They're like Transforming Pokemon toys like look at this Mewtwo. He's so buff. I guess we'll get the Charizard next I've just been wanting to buy these for the longest time. They sell Pokemon cards on Ali express a whole Booster boxes, but they sell them for like $15 a box. So, you know, they're not real They have pictures of all these different, you know, X and Y shiny face But then what you're in the option is to buy now that is so dodgy I don't know what is going to arrive from that. I found these cute poor Joy-cons. Oh, it's a silicone skin. Oh, that's not as exciting. Maybe Kim will like them Oh, maybe I'll like this caught my eye Sion me switch dock TV dock for Nintendo switch portable docking station USB-C 4k HDMI compatible USB 3.0 hub for MacBook but back book. What sorry Macbook Pro What caught my eye though is just that it's a little mini doc So I guess we'll see if that actually even works, but that's everything I found So let's see what else we can find. They've made a carry case for the ring fit. What is that image? Oh my god They've taken pictures of the item and they photoshopped the flat images into their case I'm not buying it wood. You're not buying it. Oh God dang it. Oh those clever bastards I don't know if you guys have seen this going around but that weird poppy plastic stuff It's like therapeutic and addictive. It's like the new fidget spinner. The kids are going around pit-puppin all the time Someone had the brilliant the actual brilliant idea of turning that into a switch case. I do actually like that It looks so weird when you cover up everything other than the screen. All right. I'm gonna grab one Hey, I zoned out and went into a coma where I was just talking to my editor. I found a few things Let's take a look at them. I found a grip. That's not a satisfied grip So it already sucks, but it has a fan built into it I've never seen that before we've had a look at fans that like stick on to the back of the console But none that are built in to the grip. Wait, don't tell me it's a waterproof switch Do I dunk it in water switch like game console cover case DIY transparent protective? Oh, yeah It's just a transparent shell, but it can't be waterproof. How can a shell be waterproof? God dang it giant case that you can apparently stand on it's forty four dollars though I'm going to tentatively put it into my car. It might get removed. This does say Specifically for the OLED. I don't think it matters though. I think it would fit any switch I mean, I actually think it's kind of stylish I can actually see me walking around Brooklyn hanging out with Bob with one of these like a little Lego switch Whoa, so the TV alone is a hundred and forty pieces and it's twelve dollars and then that It's seventy dollars. How big is it six hundred and thirty three pieces? So like that's an example of a six hundred piece. Maybe if I go to the store, they'll have a cheaper option. Oh Okay, that's not as bad Boy, it better be a one-for-one replica. I think that's good We have a lot to look forward to an estimated late March probably later. Do you guys soon? It's here wait, sorry, I mean do you guys soon? It's here. I think that was funny, but see you guys soon Okay, now I've clicked like four times. I delete all of this Zach We're gonna start with this one that's left on the table because this is the little Charizard that we got. I'm so excited. Oh Okay, it's already not the best quality, but we haven't got to the Charizard yet. Oh Look at that looks like a tangerine now. We go to work Wait, where's his head? Mine's got no head. All right. Where's these instructions? Oh, he's got like a whole head Where is it hiding? So this was nine dollars, which is not bad for a Pokemon toy After a great start his back opens. I was never good at transformers when I was a kid. Well, you know what? It's actually really good. I mean as advertised. I don't know what to tell you It doesn't feel like bad quality at all. It does what it says it does You can even kind of sit in it as a little display piece. That's nine dollars well spent. Good job, Ellie Express. I never doubted you for a second. I Lied I did doubt them these are the Pokemon cards that we bought and there is no way that these are real $15 for a Booster box shining fates didn't have a booster box. So the picture on the website is a fake Well, now I'm just very confused. Wait. This looks so real Obviously, it's fake right and obviously I mean obviously it is I just dropped it. Dang it. The effort that went into this is actually pretty cool. I mean as cool as being scammed get oh These are so fake So I've actually been waiting to crack this on a live stream because I stream card openings on twitch Follow me on twitch at twitch.tv before slash beat them up But for the sake of this video, I think we have to get a pack out to compare I might get a mixed up now I don't know which is which even to the untrained eye one of these is clearly fake Which one do you think is real and which one is the fakey-daky? Oh? They just like printed these out on their computer. They feel laminated. Oh The shiny Paul rates. We got a shiny indeedy and a shiny cinderace and a shiny Toxicity toxicity toxic toxic toxicity. I never know how to say that name lots all young ma or a shiny Rilla boom the Pokemon Opener in me wants to go through more of these but maybe I'll save them for stream actually So we're one for one here Ali Express. Oh Sick this is the Mario Kart live home circuit Accessora excess excessive ease make myself look stupid if that's not how you spell accessories But I don't think I'm having a brain fart right now It came with a little rubber attachment you slot Oh god if I can over the top of the front of the car and it gives it some Protection from when you bump in a stuff who's that avid a Mario Kart live circuit player That they bought a rather silicone grip to protect the front of their Mario Kart rise up There are literally dozens of us and there's even a protector for the camera, which to be fair actually It looks like I might need because I'm now realizing I've completely scuffed to the top of my car I'm guessing at some point. I flipped it or maybe one of the cats got a hold of it So if you're looking to keep it protected this probably isn't a bad little idea and then this charging base I love this. That's actually really nice for displaying it too because it tilts it forward only $16 I love Ali Express obviously this is also a charger or is it not maybe it's just a stand I swear it called it a charge stand What got me I didn't read it thoroughly which I feel like is by design But it shows the car going on the base and a charge cord coming in towards and it says for more Convenient charging which I assumed meant Charging that's really convenient. I'm not even sure how it's more convenient But finally we have the actual case that all these fun accessories came in. Oh, dude. The actual case is a car I love this. I love this. It actually feels really quality There's even grips on the bottom at the stand to keep it from slippy sliding. That's really cool I don't think this is official Nintendo. I mean they spelt accessories wrong on the label It kind of lied to me, but I guess not really so for what it said it did 10 out of 10. Good job Ali Express You're crushing it today. Oh, I've been really looking forward to this. It's the silicone case with our poppy bubbles I really hope that this works. Oh It feels really weird I think I talked about this when I was buying it, but I kind of hate how small the screen looks now It's kind of hideous. Now the real test does it pop? I mean kind of because the switch backs in the way it just kind of presses in on itself and then slowly Rises out. It's not what I wanted, but it's a different kind of satisfying. I'm kind of about it I'm gonna give it an 8 out of 10. I mean, it's really good. What did I get that's so tall? Oh? It's the portable switch dock I kind of like that I have this because uh No, I couldn't really think of a reason but we'll try it out and see never recommend ever Recommend using a third-party dock, but here I go. I guess all right. It's throwing So there you go. Yeah, I mean it works. I'm not really even feeling any delay It actually looks pretty dang good in a pinch going to a friend's house Not wanting to take a whole dock this little thing. This is actually pretty good I mean, I don't know about any long-term effect. So I can't really recommend it But I mean off the rip and it's a 10 out of 10. Like it's actually really good Aliexpress has nailed it with everything this time This guy so for $20 we bought aliexpress's version of this b-mote Which again somebody made on edsie and 3d printed and it blew up and then I guess aliexpress thought well We could do that. It's going to be interesting to compare the quality. I assume theirs wasn't 3d printed It was not I also want to say I'm assuming that's the order around that this went Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this was first and someone else thought I can 3d print that Okay, one thing I'm noticing right off the bat this one didn't come with the faceplate So when the switch isn't in here, you have no option but to just have it be empty That said and I hate to say this I do kind of like the aliexpress one more which sucks I feel bad. I mean this one is 3d printed. This one's actually been machine made with plastic So it just inherently to me it feels more official Even though it's very clearly not and we bought it from aliexpress, but there's a couple other reasons why I like it It's much thinner and also a little bit taller But the reason why I like that is even this opening here is thinner on the 3d printed one There's a lot of wiggle room and I never really loved that. Sadly. I'm actually impressed. What is this? Oh, wow, this is cool. I don't remember buying a big Ow, okay, so I did buy it and it cost $55. So this might be the most expensive thing in the video This is actually really nice. Oh, wow. Oh, it's so quality. Oh, that smells nice So this would slot. Oh, that is nice and then it gets a nice soft padding on top Oh my god. Oh, this is for switch carts So you can put switch carts all in here and you can even put joy cons in here with the dog bone Oh, yeah, they said you could stand on it I'm not wearing socks. So don't get creepy about this I'm standing on it And I'm spinning Yeah, that's tough That ain't breaking. Yeah, they're actually uh, they're not lying there I mean, I think it's worth 50 bucks if that's what you're trying to get out of it I think it's worth it Replacement shell I didn't order a replacement shell I know that changing the shell for a switch light is so hard That was too long of a project to slot in the middle of this video That was a waste Oh Yeah The iPlay charging and cooling service grip. Oh, I like this beat them up satisfied grip move aside This is actually a beast It's really big. This was 23 dollars. It does barely fit the slightly larger OLED model Anything that helps the joy cons get a bit more grip is way better than just using the joy cons But they're not positioned in the best way. They shoot down really low low. What do my accent just do low I would still say it's more comfortable than not having anything that said this has Rippled the weight of the switch, but it does come with a charge cord. So let me try turning it on. Okay There is one thing that just happened that made this quite a bit cooler Punnot intended if I press on the fan comes on But it doesn't charge the switch if I press it again It's charging the switch right now and the fan is still on and then I press it again Everything turns off. It doesn't need to be plugged in which does make this infinitely more cooler And it does explain why it's so freaking heavy. The only thing I would say is kind of pointless is as always It's not necessary. My switch is never overheated. I've never been playing my switch touch the back and gone That has happened in here. It has a really crappy Flimsy stand that is definitely going to get broken eventually But it does theoretically work kind of a cool little product But zero out of 10 don't buy it go to satisfied.com and buy one of their grips Now I've been putting off this one because I've been staring at it wondering why I bought it. What did I expect? It was going to be 20 dollars. Apparently I'm made of money and can just throw it away Oh, this also smells really nice. Oh, you know what it smells like nostalgia. Zach leave this in This is normally something Zach cuts when I go on tangent Zach. I need this when you were a kid Did you ever yeah, I mean it's a whoa. I mean why not I guess but they've added these strips to put switch cuts in When you were a kid, did you ever have those giant phone puzzle pieces that you like build them an entire Playmat out of and I think they even had letters in them. Do you remember the smell of them for some reason? I do the nostalgic smell that as soon as I smell I get transported back to being seven years old God, that's a good smell You could put 26 games in here. Oh Huh, so you can put the dock in here the controller in here the wristband in here And then the leg strap in here and then the ring fit around it Maybe you're doing group ring fit with a friend. You take your whole Set to your friend's house and your ring fit for an hour or two You pack it all up and you come home. That's actually kind of cute that I'm sure Nobody has done. I've been really excited for this Oh, I don't remember buying any of this stuff We had the backpack that I was very excited about and then we have catpaw themed silicone joy con grips I'm not sure if it's gonna fit because the OLED is slightly bigger. Come on Give me on ever so slightly wrong and of course this for the OLED is irrelevant. That's so cute I actually really like this. I mean, it's not for me. I would definitely not Personally rock this on my switch. I can totally see someone having this. I like it a lot. Honestly. Yeah, no problems I could play games like this the little paw print handles actually at a really nice and comfortable group This is really good. This is good. Yeah Yeah, this is so cool. It's just a really cool little backpack. I mean, I don't know what to tell you man Oh This is actually really sick, but then you just put your switch in there There's more than enough room for extra joy cons in there too, dude I mean all of this was really Really good. The only thing that was bad was the pokemon cards and we knew those were going to be fake from the get-go Oh, where's the lego? Oh, no, the lego never showed up. It says the lego is stuck at the customs border. Oh, that sucks That's $50. I was excited for that these videos take a while to edit if the lego shows up before the video goes out I will add something in with that. All right kim I know we've sat down to film a video, but we're not filming that video yet We're gonna warm up. It's an etsy video get ready for it by opening this Which is technically for the last video Which is the video that they're still watching, but you don't know about it the lego finally came But i'm just gonna open it now before we film the other video Oh, wow, this is how it came. This is the packaging There's no photo of it. Oh Oh god, I thought there was a complete figure out on your own. Okay, there's a qr code I don't know if i'm doing this ever. I'll do it. You will? Yeah Okay All right kim still thinks that she's going to make this lego before the video goes up Oh, I don't think I know it's been days in case that doesn't happen I wanted to at least see What the instruction process looked like I just scanned the qr code mock building It's like a whole website of honestly not bad looking fakey-daky lego designs Was the qr code just for their websites? Yeah buy more This son of a gun really came with no instructions Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Our building instructions is pdf file. Please contact us and tell us your How do we not read this we can send you the instructions in time. Well, there's no email address It came without a box came without packaging came without instructions You have to request the instructions, but you can scan a qr code to buy more things that presumably will also not have instructions For fun, I want to open one more pack of fake pokemon cards at the end Rowlet another amazing rare another shiny in That's like almost exactly the same as the first pack These videos are easily some of my favorites to make for the channel If you enjoy them and you want me to buy more stupid weird and apparently actually cool stuff Make sure to hit the like button subscribe hit the bell even there are so many of you still not subscribed And you're watching the whole way through this video clearly you'll want to be here Bye