 I would've gone to the league if it wasn't for my torn ACL. So to relive my glory days, or emulate how I should be in the league, I'm going back to the golden VR football. Let's lock in, baby. Let's get loose, baby. Let's get ready to roll. Eh, we going out the tunnel. Let's give it up. We going to the first play. Marky Mark, oh, look how much better I am. Look how much better I am from last time I played. What's up, baby? Dude, I'm in close quarters, too. What team are we joining? Who should we bandwagon? I feel like we should bandwagon the Eagles. Then we get to be Jalen Hurts. Easy bandwagon. Oh, dude, I could be Mike White, though. I am, I'm going to be Jalen Hurts. I'm going to be number 69 Jalen Hurts. I'm going to be white chocolate Jalen Hurts, though. I'm being fat white chocolate Jalen Hurts. Just kidding. I'll be actual Jalen Hurts. That's what Jalen Hurts looks like, right? Like I feel like that's a pretty good representation of Jalen Hurts. That's even better. Yeah, we're rocking the Nerf football. Who going to stop me? Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I did not know you could do this. Oh my God. Dude, it's like lava in there. Oh my God. Aloe? Whoa. Dude, that hurts my eyeballs. I feel like I'm tripping asses. All right, those are kind of clean. Dude, holy shit. I did not see this last time. These are dope. High voltage? Oh! Dude, those are pretty cool. I don't know. They might piss me off, though. There's a lot going on. Soxic, fresh, bonus. Team color alt, team color boo, boo. Dude, these are crazy. I'm going high voltage. High voltage is just clean. It's just got a little electricity going through the, going through the mitts. Oh, you can put a trail on the ball. I forgot about this. Well, we should go in volt, though. Because we got the high voltage. You know what? No, the volt's going to piss me off. How is that fire? Ooh, little gay pride. Ride football? Dude, let's wrap the pride football. We got it, bro. Did I get a wristband? I got it rolling on my wrist. Ooh, that's matte. Ooh, that was clean. Oh, that's clean. Let's go. No, Lamar. I know how to play, dickhead. Dude, why is he giving me the tutorial like I've never played this game? Who are you? Why are you clinically obese, bro? You're pregnant. Why are you out here? And if you're wondering about the earbuds I have in, it's these absolute beauties right here. This is the Soundcore VRP10. And this is the first made for meta, low latency, true wireless earbuds for the Quest 2. And luckily, they're sponsoring today's video. So number one, they look and feel incredible. These provide under 30 milliseconds of latency using a 2.4 gigahertz wireless connection. All of this through this little dongle right here that also provides pass-through charging, just like that. And they also support Bluetooth, probably my favorite feature, which means you can hook up to your PC, Switch, Steam Deck, all at the same time. This means I could be listening to music or even answer the phone mid-game. Hey, mama. Hey, let me call you right back. I'm throwing lasers right now. I love you, bye. Not to mention the audio quality is excellent. Overall, the Soundcore VRP10 greatly enhances my VR experience. I'm so glad I got a pair. So if you're interested in the Soundcore VRP10, hit the link in the top of the description. Make sure to check it out. And a huge thank you to Soundcore for sponsoring today's video. Enjoy the rest. All right, let's go dick. Let's go dick on the Detroit line. That's what we're gonna do. Tails never failed, baby. I want them all. Dude, it's reversed. Last time I was in Fort Field playing, I was the lion. But now I'm Jalen Hartz. When I did this game as the lions, the Eagles could not stop scoring. They scored every single possession. All right, let's see how the kickoff goes. Who's that? Is that AJ Brown on the return? Go AJ. All right. Let's get it, baby. So Miles, who run Miami? Who's out there? Is that Devonta Smith or is AJ? I think that's AJ Brown. I think that's Devonta Smith. I don't know who that is. Who is it? Kenneth Gainwell? Miles Sander. It's okay. We'll take the delay game. I gotta learn the players, you know? I was this also Miami, but it's a totally different play. We're Audibling. We're Audibling to A-Seam. A-Seam. Say it. Yup. Let's find it. He's there. He's there. Oh, shoot. He actually was there. I just overthrew it a little bit. All right, I gotta get used to this. Minch to ace inside cross. Hey! I see Goddard. Say it. We might just have to take off. Oh, we got time. Let's go. Oh, let me go. Dude, what? Get the Malcolm Rodriguez, bro. What? Vernon 20. Say it. We're off start. I see AJ. Oh, let's go. No. He got blown up. It's fourth and won. Oh, it was the first? Oh, shit, really? That also was an AJ. Inside cross. Let's go. Drop back. Step up. No! Dude, Kelsey Dickerson moved. Heart to Red Sea, gentlemen. I'm trying to get there. You really can't scramble up the middle. You gotta scramble it on an edge. X fly, say it. I gotta look AJ here. I'm going for him. Go AJ! No! Bonked off his back. It's third and 10 now. Gotta pick up another one. Z corner, post 80. Okay. Oh, get there. Get that ball. No, no, no. Get the end zone. Let's go. I'm a third down demon, bro. Those two third downs. Two. Yo. All right, let's get it, baby. Let's see it. Bunk. Good kick. Holy shit. He said that to the rafter. Is he done? We're getting the sim in? Let's see what the Lions do. Ball's in the air. Where's he going? Nowhere. Nowhere. Box like a fish. Yeah, Lions fans. Yeah, Lions fans. You doing over here at 43? Did they score? Oh, shit. They scored. All right, gentlemen, we just gotta score right back. Yeah, what do you got? Who are you guys blocking over there? Because everybody's down there. Shotgun normal. X-Fly. Seven. Seven. Yup. A little check down. Little Miles Sanders. Whoa, Matt. Whoa. A little Miles Sanders out of flat. And I hit Devonte Smith for a touchdown. Why? Because I'm built like that. Kick is all money, baby. It's all money. Dude, I think there's like a glitch where every single possession that you sim, they score. I swear. Because watch. Wait, how do we have the ball? Wait, we have the ball. Oh, it went to halftime. Oh my God. Wait, that's huge. They ran out of time. Okay, wait a minute. Maybe it's possible. Now the concern is when they come out of this simulation, now they have a touchdown. Nevermind. We're gonna win this game. Dude, I got shit on by the Eagles last time. Maybe it's just because I was the lion. This is big. Let's get a good return, AJ. Let's go, AJ. Dude, sadly though, I haven't scrambled well at all with Jalen Hurts. Done! See? Do we got room? Anywhere. Let's go. Jason, said. Okay, good blocks. You're there. Totally just sold. I gotta get the first. Your mail. Oh yeah. Dude, I got too much arm on me, man. I got a cannon right now. Let's just go. Whoa, I did it again. I'm gonna try and throw a ball, Sanders. And I'm just throwing a dart every time to my outside receiver. Say, hey. Okay. Take your time. Oh, good double team. Go. Go, go, go. I actually think I juiced the shit out of him. I think I juiced the shit out of El Cuda with that move. Cause I didn't get tackled by El Cuda. Seven to 14. Philadelphia Eagles on top. About to score on the fourth. Damn. You might have to sell for a field goal here. Say, hey. Is he a four-man rush? Ah, go. Shit, I'm just throwing it. No way. It's not my touch of eye score. Good kick. 21 to seven. Let's get it. Let's see what the Lions do with the football here. 21 to seven, Philadelphia Eagles. That's the best team in the league, baby. Is that among us, St. Brown? They turned the ball over with 56 seconds left in the fourth. All we gotta do is win the ball game now. Oh, and I want us to chew the clock, but I'm not like that. I'm running up to score. I'm unsportsman-like. Dude, this gets my own team, man. Shit. Dude, I just tried to throw it as far. Dude, I'm gonna try Hail Mary. I'm gonna throw it as far as I can. I just wanna see what happens, you know? Shit. Right there. Oh, is that him? Oh no. I'm luck-ed and you're picked off. Who's there? Who's there? Are you there? Are you there? Lions defense is poverty. My stat line is gonna be immaculate. I love that he didn't even down that ball either. He went straight for the touchdown. 28 to seven, Philadelphia Eagles are running away with it today. Among us, St. Brown, taking it out. He's gonna get wonked at the 20. Watch. Oh no. He got wonked at the 25. Good return. That's about to be all she wrote, people. 28 to seven, the Lions had the ball for more percent of the time than we did. 311 total yards, 275 passing, 36 rushing. QBR was 129. Shouldn't it be 158? Dude, I threw 300 yards, four touchdowns, no interception. I don't want your poverty trophies, Lamar. I heard one up here behind me. What up here behind me? What was this one? What was this? Is this just like I beat the Lions? What? I can't throw it? Oh, piece of shit. Wait, can I, can I, ah! Can I bobble it between my hands? Oh, oh, I can pull, ah! No, shit. What else is here? So what do we get? Chain mover, 10 plus first downs, poverty trophy. 21 poverty trophy. What is this? In control, win by 14, poverty. Touchdown, three touchdowns a, poverty trophy. No picks, poverty trophy. Actually that's pretty good. 250 passing yards is all right. All right, here we go, fellas. All right, boys, I'm gonna call it right there. I got a long way to go to become MVP, but I'm working on it, yeah? I hope you guys enjoyed. That video is a blast, and I'll see you in the next one. Peace!