 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Baron Finders which is essentially a storage war, a starting game where you bid on storage and you go in and try and find some cool items. The best thing about it is it's all in the game. You never actually have to physically leave your house and do this sort of stuff, which I imagine would be easy enough to do, but much less fun, all dirty and everything. Nah, I don't like it. Yeah. That's kind of worrying that he was celebrating finding that. I can't wait to get involved in this business. It seems right on my street. What the hell is this guy's voice? And now he disappeared. Okay, obviously a mirage or something. Jesus, I'm strong. That can help. No, that wasn't a very good throw. Wow. All right, I'm giving up on sports. Baronhub.com, let's go. Better erase my history. A naughty stag for a friend. The old red baron. Maybe you could find it in there. There's money for you. Yes, accepted. Let's go to Baronhub, the red baron. You will need one gas or 50 bucks. God damn it. Oh, who is this pretty lady? I'm a bit worried about this guy in his community. Oh, will this get me there? Yes. Okay, I got gas. Now I can go to the red baron. Can you stop coughing on me? This guy's just awful. Beware of thieves. I think I'm the thief in this scenario, actually. I think I'm just stealing this from the baron. It ain't much, but it's dishonest work. Man, that's all that matters. This is Dwayne's loveless. Who's Dwayne? Please don't tell me it's this dude. Okay, your job is to find requested items, which is the naughty stag. I'm gonna use this screenshot to try to identify where it is, because I have a feeling it might be the place. Look for other valuable collectibles and search for additional items and secrets. Okay, great. Let's see what Dwayne has been making love to in here. Well, this is fucking terrifying. What the hell is that? What the hell is that? Wait, what the hell am I doing now? I didn't mean drink it. I just wanted to pick it up. Okay, well, I'm hallucinating. What is going on? I'm trying to make sense of this, but it's not working. Valuable trash. That's what I like to call myself, actually. Oh, what's this? A high five wolf. Oh, that's what I always wanted. I used to put this on my Christmas list every year and I never got one. There we go. That's boxed away. I'm gonna keep just looking for valuables. Screw the deer. Oh, oh, that sounds valuable. I gotta get in there. We need to make a tower. That's all we need. Oh, yeah, it's golden toilet paper. I need it now more than ever. That's one way to flush money down the drain, I guess. Oh, that's some lovely music to do some rustling to. Let's get in that barn. A key, huh? Ritual room key? Okay, turn off that music. Things are about to get freaky. There's gotta be a basement door or something, right? This game is a lot more interesting than I thought it was gonna be, to be honest. Door here? No, okay. Oh, I just took their mattress backs and just moving stuff, looking for a door. I want to find the ritual room. Sounds like my kind of place. I found a few skulls. Do you think I'm near the ritual room? Oh my god, okay. All right, let's put that in the van. Now I see why it's your love shack. Oh, there's the deer I'm looking for. Black magic manual. Okay, I'll take it. I feel like I'm gonna curse myself before I leave here. Oh, I picked up the chicken. Can I sell him? All items collected. I can tell because he's spanking me, judging by the sound. I guess the ritual room isn't on this map. I rarely complete in a dire level 100%, but this time I had to because I want to find that ritual room. Are we going home then? You just want to sit up front? You know what? I'm fine with that. I don't really mind if you die. Okay, who the hell is this? That disguise isn't really working. I can tell you're as pale as me. Could Baron Fyne just be the one to save us? I just want to sell stuff in our pawn shop. I don't think I want to save anyone. But, oh, okay, good. He takes care of... Oh, okay, I was gonna say he takes care of the storage, but I think he lives in here. Okay, good. That's a big seller. I think that's gonna go fast. The black magic manual has come for 18 bucks. I'd buy that. Meanwhile, the pony TV is going for 70. That's a bit of ripoff, even though pony's a reliable brand. Wait, I think I hear toilet paper. It's behind here. Okay, not what I meant to do. I just want to try and get the golden toilet paper by the sounds of it. I need it. Got it. Yay. All right, can I sleep? Yes, I can. Oh, God, what's he dreaming of now? This is like a horror game. Okay, opening the store. We're open. Yay, applause. First day in business. Jesus Christ, I didn't hear you come in. Offer for 56. Haggle with them. Wait, what is this? Voice doesn't really match you. Okay, so I got the asking price. Perfect. Make sure to give him a high five as he leaves. He's terrifying. The black magic manual. No, you're not getting that for 14. No, stop lowballing me. There we go. I got above the advertised price somehow. I'm really good at haggling. I ran a retail store before. I need to send that stag that I got. That's what I'm talking about. There's a new season of bid events. If you find an engine in there, send it to Cousin Kevin. Yeah, my pay. Might be fine for a good engine. God, what the hell? I think I'm haunted by a really happy ghost. Okay, we're closed because I sold my entire stock. All right, let's go take part in the bidding war. I feel good about this one. This place looks like a dodgy neighborhood, so I'm expecting to find a lot of drugs. And I think that's a Banksy on the wall there. You guys are all my customers. Okay, good. I know you can't have much money because I ripped you off with those prices. Oh, God, I don't understand him. This is a problem. Am I winning? I could be a good auctioneer. I speak perfect similish. Come on, 475. Give it to me for that. I deserve it. Yes, I did it. Oh, they all just disappeared out of shame of losing. All right, what do we got? All right, this looks pretty crappy so far. I got a cool poster though. That's great. Oh, a Jamaha engine. Great, Cousin Kevin wants one of those. I want to know what's under there. If you can get into the pit, the hell this place goes deep. Oh my God, there's a little car in there. How do we get in? I found a fuse already. Let me in. Yes, it's mine. Joke Quest 4x4. It'll cost me 150 bucks to get it out of here, but I want it. It's cool. My God, there's so many car parts. I'll take all these tires now. I wasn't taking them earlier, but I might be able to fix up this car. It's a good day to be a barn finder. Yeah, I'm finding loads of bits of cars. This is fantastic. Even a gas pump. Wow. How dare the game call this ladder junk. Look at that. That is a solid ladder. I'd love a ladder like that. Some of us are less fortunate. Oh, what is this? Another engine? Kevin will love this. I mean, like me. Like, I love this. It'll get me a lot of money. No, I got spanked. That means I found everything. I think I did well. I found a lot of cool stuff. Look at that haul. You all better be jealous. You hear? I didn't find a golden paper. I needed it. My guy has bowled problems. Look, I'm selling all these tires individually. I thought I could assemble a car, but I guess not. I hope someone comes in and specifically needs all of these for their care. All right, we're open for business. Someone with car troubles, please come by. Do you clap every day we open? God, that's going to wear off fast. I'm going back to the red barn. I want to see what those aliens left for me. It looked like they were leaving a magic table and I'm in the market for a magic table. Come out magic table. What the hell is this? It's just left a lamp here. Okay, the aliens have hit something else here, but I cannot find it wherever the hell it is. But judging by what they left so far, I don't think it's going to be that exciting as expecting something mystical and magic. All right, I'm out of here. Stupid aliens wasting my time. Wait, that wasted a day? What a waste of a day. Jesus Christ. All right, I'm going to sleep. I'd be depressed after that day. I did literally nothing. Oh yeah, I need to pack and send that angine to cousin Kevin. You want butch the champion. He doesn't look much like a champion. Why are you paying so much for this? It looks like a small town. Where are you getting this money? All right, I think there's unfinished business. Wait, what the hell? Wait, what do you want to buy? Hold up. Hold up. I'll be right back. What are you buying for this? Oh my God, he's got money coming out his eyes. Oh my God, he's giving me so much money. I don't want to haggle too much, but also I am greedy. I could pay that. It seems like you can pay anything. Great. Oh my God, I just made like two and a half grand. What did he even buy? I have no idea what that was, but I think I can retire now. $44. Yeah, whatever. I don't care. I'm rich now. Can redo the entire shop. Wait, what the hell? All right, you have alien money, feckin' tourists. I'm gonna scam him. Look at that for a shop. That is glorious. That guy doesn't realize that he literally just changed my entire store, and I don't even know what he bought. All right, now that I can retire, I think there's just one thing on the agenda. Something's calling me, and it's nature. I need that toilet paper. Damn it. It's behind here. I need an axe. All right, I'll be right back with my axe, everyone. Stay put. All right, another day wasted. Wait, wasn't there a shop there? Oh, there was. Wasn't there? I remember seeing it. It's a shame because I have this lovely shop now, but I have no items. There we go. I got my golden toilet paper at least. Okay, you can't kill people. That's also confirmed. Now I can destroy items and get little bits back. That's pretty cool. This is exactly how I look when there's bright light on me. This pale. All right, I would love to keep looking for that ritual room, but I don't think it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's even in this version of the game because it's like an early build, but I want to find it so bad. But I think we have to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed. I really liked this game, actually. It's very different to what I expected. I expected it to be just like, you know, a unity, like crappy little game, but it's pretty fun. I like it. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.