 Oh there you are I was looking for you. I've got something nice. I wanted you to have this Pokemon egg. Will you accept it? Yes, oh you have six Pokemon with you already. We're waiting right here. Okay egg time I could store shield but shield is our main line of defense and no pun intended He keeps everyone alive whenever things go south. We always switch to shield. Yeah I think we're gonna have to swap out fork fork can handle himself He can solo a lot of things. I think he can go without the experience for now Now fork has got two friends to keep him company. He'll be fine. That egg is going to hatch into a Togokki Which is great. I love toga pee in this game. I love toga kiss toga kiss is a very very tanky flying type and A great special attack as well And now we have a bike we can go. Yeah, we can go young Watch Wait, we can go even faster Oh, don't tell me you don't have an explorers. Yeah, I got dammit People telling us to go get things. So yeah, this is a this was the extension of secret base system in Ruby sapphire and emerald I spent a lot of time in the underground even though I never like ran into anybody All right, so now we're gonna go into the underground and the underground. Oh, yeah We have new emotes by the way We have a sword and a shield check it out everybody those of you who are subscribed You can now a emote with sword and shield class. I just like how he looks and I like that. He's got little friends What Okay Never mind, I guess we're not going to the underground Because I'm playing on a totally legitimate hardware probably why well, I guess we're not going mining everybody Oh, well before we don't go out there There's one more area where we can catch some folks. So this is a new area We can perhaps catch something here. I don't know what the level is so we'll keep keep shield up front just to be safe Oh Bronzor, okay. Yeah, good. All right Bronzor has no matter what ability we get for him I think it's gonna be pretty good no matter either one we get it's got two different abilities One of them reduces fire damage and the other one makes it immune to ground So either one we get is gonna be pretty good. I don't think this bronzor even has any attacking moves Although it means it makes them easier to capture. It's not gonna be easy to raise He's gonna be swapping out a lot. All right, cut it out and we can use him to swap out Doorknob because unfortunately, I feel like doorknob is gonna have to take a backseat I love doorknob, but his power is gonna drop off really fast. There we go Got ourselves a bronzor. I like Stanley. He looks like a Stanley Stanley didn't know any attacking moves unfortunately as far as Stanley was concerned. I was good enough I hide in caves unsuspectingly When my enemies believe that I'm defeated. I only return stronger and more blind than before So Batman, where's Cynthia? Where's she don't sweat arseus. Wait a minute. Where's the other team galactic going? Oh God This is scary How much damage I hate Bide so much Bide is so scary. I am absolutely a coward Cowards know how to survive. I will not hesitate to keep every single one of these babies of mine alive I'm too invested. I don't think there's a single one that I would be okay with dying I refuse to let gum die. I absolutely refuse to let shield die I don't know what I'd do a shield died. I would be very tempted to end the run What's my thoughts on the new Pokemon games the recent ones? I still like them even even x and y I know x and y it's kind of like a black sheep right now because a lot of it was kind of underwhelming I still like it. I don't dislike any Pokemon games Maybe except the originals because they do not hold up well called. Oh god. No Not this my favorite gen is fourth gen. I I like diamond I like platinum more than diamond and pearl a lot more and I also really like the gen 2 remakes. That's scary Okay, alrighty. Okay. Yeah, it's alright endeavor endeavor drops you to the same amount of health As your opponent oh Boy oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy This is a bad spot chat. This is a bad spot. No doorknob will die doorknob will absolutely die I think shield can tank this Yes, okay. Alright, give him some medicine if he lives to complain about it. He still lives. What am I do? What what do you mean? What am I do? I'm switching to my strongest Pokemon Shield is the only one that can tank the wing attacks. Okay Wake the fuck up. Oh No stop that Stop Stop using endeavor nobody panic. We're okay. If he doesn't use endeavor this turn Okay, all right rock smash is a hundred bring me use rock smash hood hood. I think we can handle a hood hood Okay, this is our last Pokemon. This is good. All right. We're fine. Oh Lord Don't even hood hood don't even I think he was shield needs to wake up Peck should be fine Okay, see he can tank he can tank That was a crit. I didn't do that much for a crit This is why we need to keep shield on the team It'd be great if we could go to the underground so we could get a fossil and get a fossil Pokemon, but Actually, you know what I'm sorry doorknob But you've you've done you've done well. You've done your job. It's time for him to rest He did good. He did good But we have way too many poison types on our team and Doorknob is not gonna scale well into the late game Yeah, we got too much got too much grass on the team and also I don't want anything to happen to singularity at all I don't want anything to happen to sing you singularity is our baby. We are we have to protect her wait So he does have a So that bronze this bronze on dude have alright Stanley is absolutely a pacifist. He's quiet and mischievous So he's a little bit of a troublemaker he and Rick ghastly they're they're the duo That like to prank people a lot Stanley's more like the guy who sets everything up and is behind the scenes He's the quiet one. Oh, please don't use endeavor. Please. I hate that move. I hate endeavor so much Okay, I'm not this again Please hit All right. Nice fork the ever-reliable Gum save us there we go. We're good. We're fine This is why type coverage is important. All right more of this nonsense. I hate this Yeah, I miss crowbar crowbar was gonna get so big and strong It hurts because of what they could have become, you know, I don't think I understand So we slathered honey on these things Is there only a limited amount of time that we have to catch the Pokemon on it? Oh, we only have a limited time dang We need a damn it we need a cut I'm I miss spork Can't say gamer without Saying gay all gamers are gay. I don't make the rules the gay doesn't cancel each other out when you get multiple gay It mutates and you become superpowers. So you become super gay. That's what the X-Men is about by the way I don't know if you knew I mean it technically is if you think about it That's how dark Phoenix ends it's when dr. Xavier goes that he looks into the camera and said and it was you Who were gay the whole time and then it ends and then everyone in the audience gets superpowers By if you're bi then you gain proficiency with dual wielding That's the difference between gay people and bi bisexual people is a gay people are good at two-handed Whereas bisexuals are good at dual wielding Because they swing both ways Anyway, if bisexuals get dual wield who gets sword and shield Pan because they're good at everything. What about asexuals they fight with their fists they don't use weapons They just punch things a lot All right, this could be bad. Oh, it's not even a crit. What is your defense? What is shinks attack? There's another good. Ah stand. Ah Bronzor is so good though. We just got him We just got him. What am I going to do at the elite four? I don't it's so far away We don't even know what our team's going to look like by then The shinks line has betrayed us. Absolutely. It's betrayed us all if the user's next move is electrotype It will deal twice the damage. What? Ah, I see. So that was I should have swapped out I should have swapped out to shield. Yeah, I thought it just raised your attack. I didn't know it doubled I'm terrified of Cynthia. I'm not looking forward to fighting Cynthia at all I'm actually not looking forward to fighting puffin Right before the elite four because he's pretty strong as well. I know this game inside and out Well, maybe not inside and out, but I know this game a fair bit This is my most familiar pokemon game, but do I know nuzlocke platinum? I guess not Uh, can I check it? There we go Oh, shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, oh, that's scary. That is very scary. Are we dead? We can't if he uses pursuit I'm dead. It hits you even if you switch out. We uh, we're at the mercy of the AI Oh good Oh Whew, we're fine. We're okay. Thank goodness the AI is really stupid right now Oh, yes bite, but it's a good move. It's a very good move. God, I wish I'd stupid rock smash I'm not using set. I'm struggling as it is with switch Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy Okay, all right. We're gonna heal. We're gonna heal to be safe Because although shield is strong against electric double the damage can be really bad for us Hopefully not. Okay. We're fat. We're speed tied. Okay. I should have healed anyway. I still should have healed. What am I doing? I'm an idiot. This is okay This is all right This is fine. Rhys is not using electric move Shield can tank that Okay All right, we're still okay Hang in there gum. Hang in there gum. Hang in there gum. Okay. Gum is a trooper. Gum is an absolute trooper Gum absolutely needs to evolve What is gum's defense? Gums Defense is 30 What is fork's defense? 23 A crit might kill fork. I think we cheese it and keep healing Just to be safe Switch to the egg egg tank it god just like a regular battle is so stressful All right. Good. We're fine. We're okay. God. I'm an idiot. I should have healed for some reason I was like I fought those guys already right makes p-shares for wussies I am a wussy I'm a big old wuss Bro nose lock as hard as it is and I'm playing one of the harder nose locks I'm gonna get all the help I can get I don't care that that makes me a wuss I am okay with being called a wuss I am in a world of wuss Let's give it to Rick ghastly. He's the lowest among us. All right, so this is Oh It's omelet Well, I guess we know who we're giving the xp share to Wait Omelet's gonna get so big and strong Oh metronome that's it. We win. We have metronome now. We have metronome. We won everybody. We found metronome Hey Yeah, we caught a bronzong and killed it in one less than one hour It's a new record. All right. What do we name this girl gligar kite kite a lot of kite. We'll go with kite I think yeah, it's up here So that's the first cave that cave doesn't actually have gible in it This one, however, this one does. Yeah I refuse to use slash. I refuse to teach flash to any of my pokemon. So this is the gible cave And here we have A geodude. Oh, I could name it sword I could give it the sword name. How about this? We don't nickname anything sword But we can go to the nickname changer. It's a title sword is not a name Sword is a title once something becomes worthy of the name of sword Then we can name it sword. What what watch watch this watch this skill Hold on. Well, all right, never mind. We have gibles in the back. I would like to speak with your gible manager There it is Look at him. He's 70 in mouth. Oh, it knows takedown. Uh-oh. That's not good. That's gonna have recoil. Oh, this could be bad This could be bad This could be very bad Shit. All right All right. All right. All right great ball not risking it great ball Hey Got it. Hey, and I like we caught it in a ball that matches its colors game. There we go dagger. Let's call it dagger I am so tempted to put on a rappel, but I know we need the xp Can I make emos for all of my pokemon? How about this? By the end of this nuzlocke, I will make emos for all the final Final team Yeah, what if gum turns out to be our sword? That would be that would be a twist not. All right. Well, here's a question Who is the thickest? Who's gonna be the thickest by the end of the journey? It's a tough fight between shield and gum me Oh nice. I am not thick though. I'm not thick at all. Come on bomb Hey, it doesn't have levitate. Look at that. Oh, yeah, I don't want to hustle. Let's check. So adamant nature Ah, damn it. God, that's so bad even add. Oh adamant's bad too. Yikes. Wow Physical toga kiss this is gonna be terrible It's okay omelette Omelette has potential Can we put omelette down and catch the new pokemon? Jesus you guys a mean chat. Hey, what's this? Hey That's a good move pretty sure tortera learns earthquake as soon as it evolves So we don't we don't have to give it to him game freak. Why give toga pee hustle? That's such a I don't understand. Well, we got dagger Omelette omelette's gonna stay in the box for now if uh something bad happens omelette can be our new flying type Or kite we've got a lot of alternatives for our flying pokemon Welcome to the world toga pee now In the box, but he's hearty Nice and A little upbeat Yeah, there's a happy. Looky. He looks like he would be happy. Yeah dragon rage. Hell. Yeah That can one-shot a lot of things at low level give dagger earthquake doesn't doesn't he learn it naturally? Wow, that's weird Wow, not even garchomp learns. Wow. Look at that. Man, that sucks Wasting our earthquake watch it die. It's gonna die. It's totally gonna die now If dagger lives long enough and Proves to be a worthwhile member of our team that does a lot of work. He can become our sword Yeah, look at him go Uh does dragon rage kill a Chiyo dude in one shot Dragon rage is so overpowered. Yeah, look at that one shot Ha ha ha foolish chiyo dude The rocks do nothing To my land shark Ha ha ha foolish rock snake my land shark will destroy you Maybe I'm kind of scared now. Ha ha ha running girl. Have you ever faced a dragon this early? Some people have a rule where if you find a revive in the wild you can use it, but I am not using that rule Hey, it's a chingling. We need pokemon regardless of who it is just in case if more people die Yeah, sometimes the pokemons the pokemon that you think are bad can be lifesavers fan of bellend. Okay, we'll call them bellend Oh, it's cyrus. Hello cyrus According to one theory melt cornet is where the syno region began. I find this state of affairs to be deplorable Syrup All right, his name is syrup now since we're making a story for our nuzlocke, right instead of being this like Well-adjusted really professional guy. What if he just spouted nonsense? And everyone was too scared to question him like all of his followers are like, uh, yeah sure thing sure thing syrup He's just a crazy dude. That's why he wants to recreate the world Yes, yes, I agree syrup maple. That's his full name. His full name is maple syrup Dagger's getting so big and strong you guys. No one can stop them except for ice type. We're gonna destroy everyone size mctop day Boy, they ain't gonna do nothing. Okay, it's gonna do a little bit. I don't know that there are dragon tamers this early I'm the ultimate dragon tamer. You know how I am. I can make dragon rage crit I might show you one day, but it's a little bit too powerful to show off 80 flat damage It's a little too strong for mortal eyes and we get Hey It's a raltz. Ah, this can turn into a glade. Nice. This is also another candidate for sword. This is good. This is good No It knows teleport This game's dumb. Nobody likes this game pokemon platinum is the worst force gen sucks How does teleport interact with the nuzlocke rule? All right, we'll say it doesn't count That helps that helps it sing a little less. Hey, if you want to do a nuzlocke wear, uh Teleport counts then you can go ahead. This is my first one. I want to be gentle with myself We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Uh, it's the best mechanic in the game Overworld pokemon the contests Uh, here we go. It's poppin time Grand for the gym. Nah, I will not grant for the gym simply because you told me to what's my favorite type Either grass or ghost. I like a lot of ghost types We'll get the eevee. We'll get the eevee and then we'll buy some supplies at the pokemon art singularity because we don't want to level Ah, but if we walk with her then we get gum. We'll store gum. No, we'll come back for them We're not going to do anything with the eevee just yet. What eeveelution I'll probably get If I can't run into any fire types I'll probably get fire umbrion. Ah, shit. I forgot to name it. Damn it Yeah, flareon or umbrion one of those two. Oh, yeah, we get another shot We get another shot at this. Let's see routes, please Biber El No, this is species claws species claws. We've caught up a doof We have caught up a doof I did not heal I'm a silly goose. I'm a silly goober with all due respect random dude If you're gonna come into my chat and be unpleasant like you can stop watching You can have your own nuzlocke and make your own rules to have fun just being Kind of not very nice for anything when it's just like if people are just harmlessly enjoying themselves Just let them They'll be okay. I could choose not to read chat. It's no one's fault, but my own really if they're playing a video game And they're having fun let them, you know, it doesn't matter if they're not doing the most efficient thing Yeah, raltz doesn't want me you guys It's punishing me for giving myself the easy way out raltz teleported back to gen 3. All right. Um I'm just tired of this area. It's not giving me what I want. I'll give myself one last encounter If it's not a raltz then that area is over. All right, this area is done Let's dragon rage the raltz because it's probably gonna die and mudbomb the magnemite easy She got a raltz and I didn't yeah. Well raltz teleported to this pokemon center That's where he went. Oh magical leaf. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no Okay. All right. Oh, never mind. All right. All right while i'm healing up What's a good name for the ev that will potentially be a flareon or an umbrion bagel I like bagel. This will be our bagel So it has a chance of either being a spicy bagel or a burnt bagel Bagel is Timid and it's fast and good endurance. So bagels bagels kind of scared Kind of a little scared and and timid and Because it's got a lot of potential bagel has a lot of potential that it knows it has to fill It's got to live up to high expectations So we could also go the psychic route jolteon is also another good choice Time to buy some drugs. Hello. I would like your best drugs, please That's probably why they're not very happy, but You know, what are you what are you gonna do? It's keeping them alive and that's important We already have a grass type singularity will be our backup grass type. How about that? Yeah gen one was broken I would believe that gen one was completely broken and how it worked Psychic was overpowered crit ratio was based on speed. Uh dragon was not a monster because In fact fun fact the only dragon type move in gen one was dragon rage with which dealt a Flat 40 and that was it dragon rage was the only damaging dragon type move I have a theory and it could be wrong, but that's why it's just a theory. The reason dragon is so weird There's only one dragon type family There's one attacking dragon type move is because dragon Obviously showed up very late in development and they didn't really have time to flesh it out Like I will not argue Being the first pokemon game I mean it it did amazing and it uh paved forth this amazing series that we all know and love But gen one is not aged well the passage of time Completely annihilated gen one the bugs did not make it fun. Do you have you not been caught in bind? So bind stops you from a bind works like the same way as fury swipes But over multiple turns I disagree. I I respectfully disagree. Maybe you like being caught in bind But I don't gen one had a lot of problems in that because it's the first in the franchise There are a lot of things they didn't think about like for example There's only one ghost type family and ghastly was ghost poison. So it was quad weakness Did we ever catch a raltz? We never ran into a second raltz in the first place We have not run into another raltz ever since that first one I don't know if that means I'm really unlucky or I was really lucky the first time Syrup swiped it. He's drowning in syrup. There are trainers down here Oh, never mind We're forges in the way Foolish bedouf your defense curl means nothing towards never mind. Let's do it It's the best mechanic in the game. Our mom is just here. I got bored So I came to heart to him. So do you have any pokemon? Oh, and here's the gym leader. There she is A fiend so it shall be I will wait for you at the gym Fantina is a queen you can fight her in the uh, sorry not fight her Yes, you can have a fist fight with her in the contest that master you actually compete against fantina Let's do one. Why not you want to do you want to do a pokemon contest Why not man? I used to play this so much Let's let's put shield in the toughness competition. Let's get shield in there. Yeah Yeah, look at that. Look how slick we look Or Let's begin by having everyone get in proper attire for evaluations Contestants dress up your pokemon for the visual competition. I always wanted to do that Okay, now we have 60 seconds to put stuff on on shield to make them look pretty Uh, I don't remember what does what I'm just putting stuff. We'll take this off. We'll give them two moustaches there Nice Nice Boo, that's not tough. That's not tough at all. Boo No, that's more smart. Oh, oh no Got a tree. Hell yeah What ah Stupid audience. You don't know what's tough trees are super tough Ah, ah, yeah, I got it. I got it Okay. Yes. All right. Awesome. Awesome The final performance plus two are we're gonna choose dexter again Hopefully somebody uses a tough move on dexter. We will get a whole bunch of points dexter Yes, okay tough move, please Yo, we're gonna get it Yes Check this out. All right. Check this out chat. I'm so good at so good at contests last performance Voltage went up audience is going wild with excitement plus eight About to bust a nut Damn, look at that strats Easy strats. I love contests you guys It's completely destroyed just in your face everybody else. I have maxed out these several times Watch this. Watch this Just buy a fucking massive margin Fuck marcus How's uh Congratulations, let's recognize our winner Joseph shield The toughness ridden Shield congratulations. You've won the competition. You get to live