 I'm being shadow banned, Phil! You and all of your ancestors BANNED! And normally I wouldn't care if I was banned by a bunch of shadows. I don't care if they don't care because I care! Wait, yeah, that's right. Because, like, who wants to hang out with a shadow club anyways? But now it seems the shadow people control the interwebs. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. I'm telling you, Phil, it's a dark day because of all those shadows. And the shadows are banning stuff. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. Before, I didn't think shadows could do much more than just, like, follow you around. But now we're living in, like, Peter Pan's never, never land. And the shadows have come alive, and they're taking over the interwebs, Phil! It's alive! It's alive! Behold, Pee-Gaur! I'm telling you! Pee-Gaur? Stop asking me about my medications, dang it, Phil! I'm telling you, the shadows are after me! Here you are! They're after me! They're after you! Okay, you don't believe me, Phil. I know just five seconds ago I called you a man. That's because you are a man, Phil. Yes, that's what you are! You're so sensitive! Oh my, you are not a furry ferret, Phil. I'm not calling you a furry ferret. I'm not calling you that. I really think you should, because, uh... There's no such thing as a human furry ferret. That's stupid. But the shadows have totally come alive and are taking over the interwebs. They're taking over our country, butters! This is life or death now! Help me! And they totally shadow-band me, Phil. I'm telling you. Just look at the numbers. Trust the science. Now I gotta slash 40% out of the budget. Science. Trust the science, Phil. Science has not retired. Science can't read- Dr. Fauci is not science itself. But that's not science! It is now. Science can't retire, Phil. I mean, out of curiosity, who actually hired you into this organization, Phil? Who hired you? You did! I certainly did. I see. The chief diversity officer. And they were excited to have brought in the first ever furry ferret, huh? It's all starting to come together now. Of course. It's all coming together. Staff meeting! You got nothing, do ya? I got nothing.