 His ankles were caught in the spokes of the bike. Sort of just tore the skin off. Prank gone wrong, I guess. Welcome, guys, to the season finale, episode number 40 of the Marty and Michael podcast. It's fully actual. And yeah, this is the season finale. We didn't know how many episodes we're gonna do this season, but we decided two weeks ago that we'd do 40. 40 is a good number. Now, don't stress. All right, we're only gone for two months. So it's the first of December right now. This will be out next week. So you'll only have to wait two months. Seven weeks, yeah. Yeah, not even two months. Seven weeks for season two to start. All right, and season two, we've got some big plans. We'll get into that a little bit later at first. Michael wants to clap. Oh, fuck. Well said. All right, so on the weekend we did some drugs. First time we did MDMA in a long time. Well, not that long. And dude, I haven't done it for maybe a week. Yeah, so it's been about a week since we did it, so. But we didn't, just normally it's like one cap because some kind of gives you a free one when you're out. This, I went hardcore, I did 10 in 24 hours and I'm having come downs from it today. I'm depressed. My head hurts. I get little twitches before I go to sleep. My brain has hot, can dudes get menopause? Yes. I've got menopause. I'm getting hot flushes constantly. Don't do MDMA or don't do as much as, don't do 10. Yeah, we fucking, it's our serotonin levels are quite low today. It's been a sad, sad day. And also some of you might be aware, we started our, we launched our website yesterday. Yesterday it took off and fuck me. Didn't we get a mixed bag of reactions? Oh, mighty. I'm not as mad. Mighty's pissed off with some of you guys. So we, not the people that listen to the podcast, just the fuckwits that messaged us. Anyway, we'll look, so the website is just where all our deleted shit is going on. So we're paying to set up a website to run it and then yes, we charge people $5 a month. $5 a month. That's free. That's fucking free. That's like two coffees, all right? A month to watch our deleted shit that we can't post on social media. If we posted these videos on our Facebook page, our Facebook page would be deleted instantly and you would never see videos from us anymore. So we have no choice to make a website, okay? Yesterday, I wrote a post on Facebook saying the website is live and you wouldn't believe the fucking reaction we got. Fuck, he was grumpy all day with you, not with you guys, but some of you if you listen to the podcast that did this. Okay, let me find- Name, shame them, go into their profile, especially if they're fat. And show pictures of them. Fuck, fuck me, man. All right, let me just find some of the fucking good ones. Oh God, fat. All right, so we've been promoting this website. We've been building a bit of hype for about a month, okay, and we've been getting people to join a waiting list and then we accepted 1,000 people once the website was live because we didn't wanna flood the website and have it crash and everyone starts screaming and crying. All right, so we let 1,000 people in. We launched the website. I wrote on our Facebook page, just a little post. These are some of the comments that we even, we got like probably a hundred messages from people being like, you guys are still out, you guys are this and that. This is one comment. Should have mentioned the price rather than attempt to pull a bit of a scam there. Love you guys' videos, but not gonna pay to watch. What's his name? Anthony Vicente II. Yuck, so fuck you, first of all. Scam, do you even know what a fucking scam is? A scam is when you pay for something and then don't receive the services or goods that you pay for. Or when you read something really quickly down a page. You fucking idiot, that is, this is not a scam. We're only offering a side service in addition to all the free content everyone gets. A side service where if you want to, we're not forcing anyone, we're just saying, hey, this is now available. It's $5 you can pay if you want. If you don't, all good. If you don't wanna pay, nothing changes for you. It's all the same. You still get your free weekly fucking content on all the platforms. If you wanna pay $5, then you get to see the deleted shit. And wouldn't you believe how pissed off people get as soon as you ask for a bit of fucking money? Oh my God, you fucking idiots. All of you fucking dumb fucks who messaged us. I wanna fight you. Yeah, he did say that at Nando's before. He said, I want to fight every single one of them. Anyone who messages, if you see me in the street, fight me. I wanna fight you. Anthony Vicente II, fuck you. It's not a scam. It's very normal thing to do. People were like, oh, you didn't mention there was a price. When you see a movie trailer, does it mention the ticket price at the bottom? No, you just know it's a movie, so you're gonna have to pay to buy a fucking ticket. We said subscription website. What do you think a subscription website is? Ah, you pay. You get your free video on Instagram, your free video on Facebook, your free video on YouTube. If you're a little kid, your free video on TikTok. And then people have the balls to get up us for asking for $5, which I consider free. It's fucking, it's so ungrateful. Five years, all we do is just fucking pump out videos for free. We've only been getting paid for a year. A year ago, we were living off like $300 a week, okay? We are by no means rich. Look at this shit hole. Look at this shit set. Look at my face. This is a shit $5 set, okay? It's nothing. Fuck. That's them. That's the guys that don't wanna pay five bucks. Okay? Anthony, that's your fucking skull cunt. Here's another comment from Jesse Lundqvist. You're charging for it. Sorry, I love your videos, but guys, come on, don't be sellouts. Oh, okay. We'll just continue to be poor for the rest of our lives and give you guys free videos. Sorry, we wanna make a fucking living and eat some food and pay rent. Sorry, guys. You fucking ungrateful dogs. I wanna buy a second car. And then a lot of people did just- Sorry, third car. I wanna buy a third car. A lot of people did jump to out of fence. Jackson understands. Jackson had defended us. A lot of other influencers defended us. And there were a lot of people who did defend us in the end. So thank you for that. For those people who had the fucking nerve to tell us that we're scam artists and sell out, for charging $5, we're just trying to break even for making, for building a website for you, all right? So just fucking calm down. Of course, this doesn't apply to anyone listening or watching the podcast. We know you guys are true fans. And thank you- This is just going to Anthony, the pedophile. Yeah, just to anyone who messaged us and commented that sort of dumb shit. That's fucked up, all right? Jesus Christ. But thank you to all of those people who subscribe to who did subscribe. We've filled the slots. And as far as I can see, everyone is very happy with the website. Everything's working. Everything's fine. And everyone's very happy with the content. There are some fucked up videos on there. Yeah, isn't there like an hour of footage just for free? There's over an hour, all of the podcast. And then I thought it was one a week, but they're getting two a week. Two brand new videos a week. And these aren't like short three minute videos. There's like 10 minute videos. For $5 a month, you get eight videos. That's less than a dollar a video. I won't, let's charge more. Done. It's $50 to sign up now. We're deleting the website. Sorry. I quit. I still want that third car. Yeah, Marty's been in a bad mood all day. He's been taking it out on me. I hit him. Yeah, the first one was nice. Okay, I feel better now. But yeah, fuck you guys. All right, fuck you for thinking that we're scammers. Not you, if you're good, but the guys that did that. Only specifically the people that messaged us and commented negative shit. Take it elsewhere, you fucking dogs. And our group, I posted in our Marty and Michael Facebook group, could not believe the backlash. Had to delete the post because I was just so full of rage. Unbelievable. Free content for years. Ask for a cent and everyone fucking loses their shit. Unbelievable. Anyway, moving on to the next segment. It's a good one. The, this segment has been renamed. Man, I'm getting weird spasms everywhere. That don't. And basically this is the PO unboxing segment. Look, we've been sent four packages. Now last week you are probably all aware that someone sent us some human shit. Yeah, that's stunk the house out for ages. Yeah, that was seriously fucked. Seriously fucked, but thank you. We asked for it. It made my girlfriend all shitty too. For a long, way too long time. Now there are four, there's a letter and then three other packages. And one of them says is addressed to Judge Judy. And if you don't know, we have been... I still don't want to last because I'm pretty sure we know what's going to be. Yeah, I think we've been sent more shit, more human shit. So thank you. But if this will be you, if we ever run into Judge Judy, we could use this and throw shit. Yeah, we'll keep it in the house. And again, I've trawled through all of social media, all over the internet. I still haven't found any footage of anyone throwing any human shit at Judge Judy's back. So just remember, spread the word. Just comment, hashtag, someone throw human shit at Judge Judy's back. The center of her back. The center of her back, just in the middle. Not high, we don't want to hurt her. We just want to see her reaction. When she realizes that it's human shit. Throw it, run, film it and send it in, okay? So spread the word. Just comment at that hashtag randomly on anything. Yeah, everywhere. Just even graffiti on schools. Government buildings. Government buildings, schools, daycare centers, roads. I'm picking my scab off. I flicked it in my brow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right, let's do the letter first. So this letter is from Rini Sin. Rini Sin. Can they put whatever they want on there? Well, someone sent us human shit. Yeah. No, no, like as in their names, where they're sending it from. Yeah, I think they can be anonymous. Yeah, because the guy who sent us human shit left his name out very smart. Oh wow. We have a letter. You read the letter, I'll show the picture. All right. To my favorite ringworms. That's us. I'm glad you guys like the cartoon I drew for you. We haven't decided if we like it yet. Oh. It is, it appears to be Donald Trump saying, damn it, I said play with balls, not build a wall. Ha ha ha. I go a little laugh. That's very good. And it's yeah, it's quite well drawn. Very colorful. That'll go here. That'll go there and in the middle of a set. So thank you very much for that drawing. That would have taken a while. You're a bit off on the age though. My niece and me watch you guys all the time and can't wait for you guys to do a meet and greet. If I ever see you guys out and about, I'll shout you a very small can of warm beer. It may or may not be piss. I'd love a prank call. My number is, okay. Yep, that's what we're, we'll call them now. Yeah, just wait, I'll finish this later and then we'll call a little fucker. I'll call my phone in private. My Instagram is at Rinnysyn, R-I-N-N-I-E, S-I-N-N. Snapchat is auntmored, A-U-N-T-M-A-U-D. Keep making us laugh from Rinnys. If I ever see Judge Judy, I'll hurl a big turd at her back and film it. Thank you. I love the word turd. That's all I ask. All right, let's give her a buzz. Him or her? Rinnys. I think that's both. It's like a hermetic. Yeah, you're right. It must be like some sort of crossbreed. Rinnys. Hello, who's speaking here? Hello, can you hear me? Hello? Rinnys. Fuck you, Rinnys. I knew they'd do that. Try again. Oh! Try again. Hello, can you hear me? You're a great artist. Yeah, I'm just across the road. I think there's a big leak at the front of your house as water spilling into your lawn. Yeah, yeah, I can see water gushing just from behind the gutter. It looks like bore water, so it's probably pretty deep. You might wanna call an emergency plumber. This is the FDA. The fucking... Is it starting with a puddle of water? No, really? Fuck, my eyes are all fingered. My eyes are all fingered. Is this Rinnys? Is this Rinnys? Is this Rinnys? Do you know who this is? You're on the podcast now. Oh, awesome. And did you draw that picture? What picture? Which one? The Donald Trump as a clown one? Yes. It's beautiful. It's beautiful, thank you very much. We're gonna hang that up on the set. Oh, you drew the cut. The one where we were diving into the ship. Oh, wow. You sent us twice. That's beautiful. Fucking legend. Oh, wow. There you go. Oh, awesome. Thank you guys for calling. No, that's all right. Thanks for sending in some stuff. It was beautiful. This is the season finale, by the way. Yeah, yeah, we start again early February next year. Yeah, exactly. All right, well, it was lovely chatting to you. Rinny, can you sing us a jingle? Can you sing us a little Christmas jingle just to round out the season finale? Oh, yeah! Matt from Halsom Smiling. No worries, you have a lovely Christmas and we'll see you tomorrow night. Do so, see ya! Bye. All right, next package. You wanna open that one? Oh, is this? Is this the Judge Judy one? Yeah, leave that one to the end because that could very well be human shit. I don't know. If it's human shit, you have to open it. You are the one who asked people to send us human shit. Yeah, I did. Men shield, fast absorbent, discrete fit odor control. This is like a pad for men. Very, very good. We've, Michael pisses, I guess this is for Michael because he pisses himself a lot. I haven't pissed in a few days. Oh, fuck. I don't, I think it's been over a month. Oh, that's pretty good. We've tried using, this looks like it might be a bit too thin. I've literally put an adult diaper on Michael before and it just overflowed. Yeah, yeah. As it goes through, you can probably shit in it. You can't piss in them because it just goes through the cracks. Yeah, I don't think it's meant for just, like just to piss in. I think it's meant for like just a bit of bladder leakage. A little leak, yeah. All right, do you wanna put this on? Where's it go on your cock? Yeah, just on the cock and balls. Maybe on the bum hole a little bit. Anthrax, someone sent us anthrax, someone sent us anthrax. No, it's not anthrax. Oh, he freaked me out, man, he freaked me out. All right, put it on your dick and balls and show everyone your dick. I don't know what it's, no, it was packaged. Yeah, it's fine. It's not anthrax. I don't think. All right, yep, that's good. All right, that should, you can piss now. I guess it's not nudity if you show, it's the top. There you go. See if it works. Yep, it works. It's caught the piss, thank you. And that was from, it doesn't say, but thank you for sending that in because... Necessary. Michael does piss a lot. He pisses a lot. All right, next package is not from anyone. I'm fucking nervous. Oh, here we go, what do we got here? Oh, an adult nappy. Oh, what was the other one? That was like an adult, a man pad. Okay. If you're like... Menopause. Like leaking from the cock hole a bit. This is a full blown real fit for men, three in one, fast absorption, discreet fit, odor control. Odor control. I guarantee it won't work. This one looks expensive. I buy them in like packs of 40. Yeah, he needs like a big, like fucking, like a pillow. Oh, we'll use this. Because this one looks like the price of one of these is the price of 40 of the shit ones. So that means this should work. I think it will, I don't think it'll work completely, but hey, any little bit helps, even if it stops 25% of your bladder leaking out onto Fiona's mattress, that's a win. All right, do you want to open the judge's duty one, since you're the shit expert? You didn't even wipe it on your face last week. Dude, it was too much. I realized that, can you get diseases off that shit? I'd say so. I don't reckon you can. Yeah, okay. Fiona, girlfriend, she scared me. Got on my head and shit. Oh, shit. Oh, it's poop. Is it really? Fuck off, do not. Be careful. Oh, oh. Oh, it's more shit. Someone's telling us more than a note. We won't. We can't tell them. What? I don't know if we can really tell them what this is, because then it's illegal. What is it? Oh, it's weed. Yeah, of course we can tell them. You fucking liar. Dude, it's overfella food. I know, it's herbs. It's oregano. Oh, fuck yes. Who's this legend? Of course, you wouldn't put your fucking details sending that in the mail. Oh, wow, that's so cool. Yes, this is what we want. Send us more drugs. Well, it's oregano. It's oregano or rosemary. I don't know if it is weed. Oh, it could be like anthrax. It's anthrax. It's not weed. Yeah, no, that's not. It looks. Shall we try? Have we got a pipe here? I'll smoke it anyway. Yeah, well, fucking hell, that's such a. I'm actually out to smoke it on there, but I guess we could use it for cooking. It's close to drugs. So thank you. It's nearly drugs. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, oh, we got pills. No way. It's anthrax. They've sent us little board. Fuck off. I guess we have to take them. Well, how many pills are in there? That's nice. Okay. There's the gift that just keeps on giving dig more There might be some black tar heroin in there. Thank you. Yeah, appear boxy sayings to come quiet bloody interesting there Oh, no Michaels fucked it watch Matt Brown from wholesome he's gonna jump into action here He's just off to get a town He deals with this sort of stuff all the time and Actually deals with quite a lot of problems, and this is nothing you'll be cool calm and clean and here he comes now swooping back in There we go one clean sweep and All gone. That's done. No, we might culley that so it's culley Awesome so Michael's going to spilt beer on his very expensive podcast goodness. So yeah, it'll be Sorry Matthew quite upset indeed. Yeah, I can't believe you got sent drugs dude Broken it could be poison We'll give it to Bosley. Oh All right Moving right along. It's up to question time question time question question question time And that's the name of this segment and basically this is just where you guys have damned us questions from Instagram And we're gonna fucking answer the dogs. All right, this question is from Matty D 3484 and he has asked Yeah, I did but all I can find on the website is join now. How can I not support you guys you make me laugh? It's not really a question. There it is question. I've signed up to the website, but can't seem to sign in You go to your email and you'll get the confirmation link you click on that And then it takes you to the landing page to your password and email in and then you get because you got it You got to sign up with an email. So once you've signed up then you get an email with the link to log in Um Fuck All right, this person has asked Doeie underscore 95 what what what do you know what like it is like you do those stunts ha ha ha in Marty's gross as laugh Like do you do those stunts and that for camera? But like what is it like you do it when you do it like it's really funny I love you to more than my fiance and And if Michael wanted to share like a little like kissy-dissy with me, I'd be like Like what the yeah like Yeah, let's fucking just fucking kiss a kiss me dirty slag Yeah, okay Where are you? Messages where you're from Doe and I'll send Michael to you on a train and then you guys can kiss In front of your fiance, yeah, all right this question is from underscore Adam underscore underscore Graham underscore What got used into comedy? I don't know what it's just a just a Feeling you get when you Yes Goes electric baby when we turn it on when someone smiles at you after you've made a after you've Jammed a pencil into your friend's fire and you make someone smile That feeling yeah, it's like It's like shooting up heroin It's good. Yeah, very good. Very good. So I think it's just a love for It's nice seeing your friends laugh as well strangers laugh and it releases Good feelings in your soul and if you can make someone laugh by hurting someone else Oh, dude slapstick humor is my favorite That's like even when an innocent person falls old an old lady falls over I will Laugh hard inside my head. Actually if she can't hear me I'll laugh out loud to shock my friends and then you help them. So yeah, that's that's the question Yeah, we like that feeling that makes you feel good, which is I guess we're even when yeah I like laughing myself. I'll do shit just to make myself laugh first and Then if it's it's a bonus if other people laugh at it All right, next question is from Joseph Brennan 1 1 0 8 and he or she has asked Guys he will throw the shit at judge Judy. I'm expecting this to be in the next podcast dudes All right, so Toronto police are looking for a serial feces throw. He's believed to be responsible for three similar fecal attacks Bucking legend There's a guy running around yeah Toronto pegging shit at people. Maybe he doesn't know who judge Judy is If he if you clearly listens to the show if fecal thrower If if you just Google judge Judy and click on images so you can see what she looks like and I'm pretty sure Where would she live judge Judy Shindlin, Alabama? She lives in Alabama. So just go to Alabama with a bag full of human shit and just have a fucking thrower Good on you. We support that Question for the podcast is from Jake underscore Austin 0 0 7 Since you prank call dominoes a lot. How do you feel about the debate of pineapple on pizzas personally fuck that I Love it It is weird fruit on pizza man Pineapple growing up was my favorite. It's very Australian thing. Isn't it? Mmm, but yeah, no, it's like I'll eat it, but it's it's definitely not my first choice But yeah, the sweet and salty it works. You like meat lovers you can come through a little cool But you're clear. Oh cool it becomes lockies covered in sweat because he's been sprinting after cats All right next question is from abs underscore J2 one Strange name. Oh, if you guys had anywhere in the world to go where would it be and why? I'd go straight to Alabama with a backpack full of Month old shit Mmm, and I'd sit outside the the courthouse there and I'd wait I'd wait till the end of the day I'd wait for judge Judy Scheinland to come out I'd stalk her into the car park I'd get maybe five meters close and be wearing a dark hood I'd reach into my backpack Grab a large Maybe two large handfuls of my own feces No one Explosively Peg that shit sling it out of right in the middle of her back Right in the middle of it and they'll only start running once she'd realize where it is Yeah, you'd have to see the reaction properly. She turned around and see me Smiling first How dare you and then she'd like grab at her back and they maybe feel Feel what it was and then just touch a bit of the shit and then look at her hand and see that. Yeah It's human shit and then I would run So that's where I would go Yeah, I'll probably go right now. I'd probably be anywhere. I'd want to be in Finland yeah Finland or Fiji What a strange selection is it because they start with F. Yeah, I was thinking Finland actually, but it's too I'd rather somewhere hot and just I want a cocktail now be on the beach Yeah, that's all I'd want to do. Yeah, Fiji. I'd go to Fiji All right, next question is from Hugo dot fossey if I double SE why What's your favorite video you have ever posted? We've said this one before mine is go to our YouTube type in crazy stalker prank and It's my favorite video. We've done it's I've told you before it's me going up to people at university Marty comes in like a rush after me like wait wait up Michael and I act to the person I'm with I'd say hey, dude Can you cover me? I'm not meant to I didn't tell him I'm gonna be at uni today. He's fucking crazy. Just cover me here I'm handing you an assignment and then As soon as I say that Marty rocks up. He's got his pants up to his tits Yeah, I just look like a psycho and I'm acting very like a real like I'm obsessed with Michael Bums me in one of the clips in some in front of two girls. He fucking brings a dead bird He just looks fucking and people so Michael approaches these strangers and these strangers are trying to help Michael get rid of me It's pretty funny. Oh, yeah, that's my favorite just for some reason a Lot of our old social experiments Pranks are pretty funny, but yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that one for me. What about you, Martin? I don't know. I don't know what my favorite would be the passed out compilation. That's that makes me laugh every time It's just a video of all of Michael's passed-outness over the years compiled and it's just me Fucking with him and it is good. It is good. Shit. Oh my god. I could do that all day I could do that all day. God. I wish you fucking passed out like that every day. Yeah Getting better. Anyway, next question is from Matt underscore row Rowe one three and he or she has asked what type of cooked shit. Did you get up to on the weekend? Well, we just we cooked shit Have we ever done that? No, we've cooked piss. We haven't cooked shit though That's one thing that is on our website one. We did the vomlet where I ate like all this shit Yeah fucking vomited it back into a pan cooked it and we added my own piss to it It made our friend Luke Vomit into the volume did he vomit as well into it? Yeah, I haven't seen it for years. So yeah See if we put it on Facebook bang demonetized page deleted That's why we had to wait and do this website and make it free. We made it free. It's a fucked up video five dolls free But yeah on the weekend we fucking we yeah, we just we did some MD on Saturday night or Friday night We we did MD. We did MD and went went out for a little bit and on Sunday Slept all day. I don't really think I got much sleep. Oh I got an electric skateboard. Oh That's all I did on Saturday day I took caps and just went riding and I was just like Munted as fuck seeing everything scatter and the trees were moving. Oh Try that that's makes it makes electric skateboarding so much fun. I'm highly dangerous Next question is from Torres to your double RES underscore Elizabeth eight and he or she has asked Question for the podcast Marty, would you rather fuck unlimited cows or be immortal? Well, I think Fucking unlimited cows Does make me immortal. I sort of Feel alive and like I look younger after I fuck one Gets this yeah, yeah, and it just sort of detoxifies the body and it's just sort of really clears all the free radicals out of your body every time I Smash my dick into a cow and I strangle the life out of it. Yeah, it's sort of I think a part of it sort of Comes over me. I used to look a lot older like three years ago. Everyone's like are you 35? Like I just looked terrible and very unhealthy since I've given in to my urges and just been Going on rampages Smashing the fuck out of cows like I look a lot better. I'm thinner and it doesn't hurt anyone else No, it doesn't really hurt anyone. Hmm like cows aren't humans. Hmm. They're not people So like people eat them all the time. You should you can fuck one if you want and like I'm sure there's a little bit of Pleasure for them there too. There are moments. We have moments sometimes like I'll be I'll be even if I'm just sort of with one cow and then there's like another few watching in the distance I'll make eye contact with one of those cows and you can sort of see that they want it like they sort of a bit a Bit jealous and they want the attention waiting in the shadows So yeah, I think that the two go hand-in-hand fucking cows and being immortal. It's the same thing. Yeah, I think Anyway next question is from Luke underscore 74. Do you think Jackson Jackson should fight shami? That would be very entertaining. Oh fuck. They should do especially should fight and we should fight Especially if they Duck tape their arms to their side and they could only use their legs shoulders Or just their legs Yeah, and then it's just just standing a small circle and it's the first one to kick the other one out of a circle wins 15 man, who do you reckon would win out of shami and Jackson in a boxing match? I don't know. I think Jackson's got a bit more size Yeah, fuck man, I've never seen either and fight that I would pay money to watch that I would pay So we'll make it dollars. We'll make it happen. We'll make it happen for you. We'll get them to fight We'll say to show me. Hey Jackson said this and then we'll say to Jackson. We show him he's been saying this and Yeah, we'll film it and upload it great idea Luke next question is from T underscore rec 738 I've been seeing one of my good friends pet cow for some time now, and it's going super well I think we might actually have a future and a good one at that congratulations How do I break it to my mates sister that I'm seeing someone else and what to call what we have off for good Please help or should I ask for a three-way? great question, so It is it is and isn't takes time I guess yeah Well, it is and isn't a tricky situation because you're doing what you want like at the end of the day T-rex you got to do you man like yes, it's it's your life, right? So you Can't just keep doing what is expected of you. It's it's just you're gonna have to come out as a cow fucker It's like it's it's just a sexuality. You can't help it. You're just fucking born with it So at the end it's hard and there will be some backlash from family members, but um Mate just fucking do it. Just bite the bullet tell that bitch sister that you're a cow fucker and then turn your back on her and Live in the field Doing that will make her want you more. I reckon yeah, and that too you will instantly become more attractive to women If you come out as a cow fucker. Yeah, like Now ever since I sort of you know started fucking cows like it's so obvious So many chicks sort of like yeah, it's It's sort of scary What it puts out like a a pheromone. Yeah, I couldn't think of that It put out a put out a pheromone a come out from your shoulders and There smells in the air and the chicks think fuck me and it gets the breasts Stimulated and then they stick up they stick up and shoot right up and then the fuck is just Circular for a bit. It's science. I don't know. It's probably not interesting, but um, you know, it's our life So sorry to get all scientific on you there, but yeah, that's yeah That's the science behind it. Next question is from Andrew dot Champagny and he has asked Question for your padcast. What do you plan on being back in the United States to see all your overseas mates? Maybe and the next year might go back if we're big enough Yeah, yeah, so probably and the next year we'll come back for a fucking cheeky little film on session Where do you live Andy? Hey, where do you live? Hey Canada Next question is from matt underscore Levi and and he or she has asked does bozzy like peanut butter If do how did you find out? He does like peanut butter and I found out by um slapping a Bit of toast on his head And we're trying to get insinuate. I reckon that would it on your balls Yeah, a hundred percent matt's trying to say that I Smother my dick and balls in peanut butter and let bozzy lick it off. Marty's never hooked up with boz like that Only kiss only kiss him and um Yeah, but I've never let him it's weird. He's yeah, he's my biological son. Yes. Yeah, it's not right. I guess Um, but yeah, it is hilarious putting a peanut butter on dogs noses Oh What They're trying to lick it off. Yeah, and then their tongues is going nuts. It's very funny still that later Yeah, we will as soon as this podcast is done. Do you guys have peanut butter? No, okay We'll do it later. See you later. Is that all? No This question is from ricky main nezza How can I do to join your team? Uh, you have to send us six lamb skulls In a silver box And then you were instantly accepted So send that to our po box six lamb skulls in a pure silver box So the pure silver box it's quite it's worth quite a bit of money and that is your buy-in We've got Yeah, I guess it is hard to get into our group six lamb skulls like that's yeah And like they have to be you can't just go and buy lamb skulls have to be You know Just fucking you got to do the d you got to twist the heads off Look, you got it. You you can't cut them off. You have to twist the heads off. I know It's graphic, but we have to show commitment if you want to join. Well, how do you think matt from wholesome He's fucking He bought three lamb skulls over on christmas last year and then another three the following week In two silver boxes boom and here he is Like he's he's works at wholesome, but he also is he's he's here brown from wholesome so Of course, our office is in uh in milton there Oh, and he's in fact in charge of quite a lot of people so Oh worked his way up the company. Uh, it's taken a long time he's working his way up Soon he will own wholesome. I think can you finger your dick? If you like pull all the skin forward, you can like do it. I've shown you before No, you've shown heaps of people at kick-ons I can't I can't. There's goals in the room. Just fingy dick, bro. Go fingy dick for the chicks man All right That is our last q&a for the season. Um, all right just before we move on to the final segment. So we uh Season two we'll be starting in february and we're gonna go a bit harder next year Uh, we we saw that this season was just a bit of a trial just a bit of a see see how it goes Just a bit of a fucking get-in or a fucking thing and we've we've we've cleaned up. I think we've made uh $150 us this entire year From our podcast. Um, really? Yeah, $150 us And of course, uh, that's selling out. We've sold out. Yeah So, um, yeah, we don't we don't have any sponsors. We have nothing but next year We're gonna come back and we're gonna we're gonna have more interactive segments And um, it's we're gonna have a better Um, yeah, so so stay tuned for that. You'll you'll see us promoting on our socials. Anyway So just fucking relax and hang in there because fuck me. We got some good shit coming next year All right, the last segment And it's uh been renamed And of course, this is just where we do a prank call now this week's prank call is a bit different And it could go either way it could be shit or it could be good Michael's going to uh call Domino's and I this is called the curious finger father the fingered father the curious fingered Father prank call. Yeah So I Michael has to Michael has to try and order food and I'm going to try and stop him from ordering food using only my hands Sexual harassment. It is 100 percent sexual harassment And we're gonna see if he can get through it Um, yeah, like I said, this could be a really shit prank call. Oh, yeah It's gonna I'm just gonna be screaming the whole time. Yeah Well, you're gonna have to get through it and if you if he can get through and order the food then um Oh you you get to You get you have to You gotta And if you can't get through it, then you have to skull three beers and I've only got one Then you have to skull one beer god that's smelled Oh, yeah shock These are my hands for those for those listening. I will be using these hands to sexually harass Michael While he tries to complete an order. You have to order five pizzas Hey, man, um, I'm just wondering if I could uh order Order a pickup delivery Yeah with delivery Ha The first pickup. Thank you This is fucking weird. Yeah. Oh, could I get the there's like a meal? A meal deal Yeah, that sounds good Speaking to the mind. Oh man, that sounds so hot I can't handle it Sorry, man My father was here. My father is here Um, yeah, have you uh, yeah, so I'll get the hawaiian a meat lovers and Yeah, and could I also get um Could I get yeah and a pepsi to the pepsi I'll get a pepsi max Dude, don't put it in. Oh fuck you fucking dog. Oh, you are a fucking dog. Ah Oh, dude Fucking stressed me out. That was uh, very strange Very strange prank call that one. Uh, very good though. Very good. Where's the kanglis? Put your clearly on oh, yeah All right, that was a weird prank call around the season now The prank calls the prank calls are going to be very different next season as well We're going to get you guys to send in like numbers of friends and give us like a little description of You know What would be a funny prank call on them and then we're going to do that? So it's just so we won't have to keep because as you can see we're sort of running out of ideas To fuck with dominoes like we and they every dominoes in brisbane is sort of aware of us now So um, we're going to have to change it up, but we will burn down a dominoes That's the yeah, that's the n-term goal Long-term goal We will take you down dominoes Okay, guys will succeed Um, I hope you've enjoyed season one of the marty and michael fully actual podcast Season two like we said first of or the beginning of february will be back and this shit set will be much better and um Yeah, that's that's that's about it. Thank you very much for listening. We've had over a hundred thousand listens and that's without youtube so And we are yeah, we're pretty clearly where we're the best Uh, we're the best, uh our closing argument is that we're the best. We're the best We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the fucking best. We're the best. We're the best We're the best We're the best Fuck you, anthony