 What's up everybody, I'm the man Goose, and welcome to the rant today, I'm going to be talking about these motherfuckers that wait till the very last second to lock in their heroes in the draft picks. Jelly? Okay, so I'm going to be talking about the things your jungler doesn't say to you in a game because, oh my god, do people piss me off as a jungle main? Evan, what about you man? Hey, I'm Evan or Raven, whichever you prefer. I'm going to be talking about how it is to play ADC and solo queue at the same time and the struggles that are involved with that. Awesome, sounds like we've got a pretty good lineup here, a lot of relatable shit. I'm going to jump right into it with mine here. It pisses me off so freaking bad when that timer's counting down, they've got like 30 seconds, like a full 30 seconds to lock in their hero and they don't. Especially if it's a dual pick and I'm picking with them, a lot of times I'm gauging what I pick off of what they pick and they wait until the last fucking second to lock in. And it's always some dumb shit, like they've picked jungle but they have a mage selected, like they're hovering a mage. I'm like, are you going to take the mage? The whole team's like, are you going to play that mage in the jungle? Because we're cool with it, if you want to do some crazy shit, I'm cool with that, I'm down with that. But they never say a fucking word, they never say anything. And then like the whole team's like spazzing out and I'm like, well fuck if he's going to take that mage, then I need to take like a tackier support. Like I wanted to play this support, but I'm going to take it like a tackier support because he's playing fucking mage jungler some shit. And then at the very last second, he switches to like the bruisiest, most frontline jungler there is and then says to me, why'd you take him? We're not going to have enough damage now. Because you didn't fucking lock. And then it's always the same thing, the same thing every time when they come back. Oh, sorry goes old. My dog was scratching at the door. Like nine times out of fucking 10. Like I love dogs. If you have a dog, that's great. That's awesome. But take care of the dog before you hit the ready button, ready up button. Like it says ready. It's in there. It's in the button. It says ready. If you're not ready, don't hit the ready button. And if you're playing a game that has like 30 fucking minute queue times, then you're probably playing a shitty game to begin with. So who the fuck cares? Guys, that would, that would get me so bad when fault came out. And like you said, with 30 minute queue times, you're sitting there waiting for it all to go down. The second you get in the champ select, somebody's like, I don't know if I'm going to play Kalari jungle or if I'm going to play Decker jungle because why not? Why? Why? But they're just going to sit there. They're not going to say anything. They're not going to pick one. They're not going to do anything like that. They never say anything. Oh my God. It drives me insane. And the funny thing is, like as a, as a jungle main, and I'm sure you can say the same as a support main mango mangoes, that you're willing to switch to whatever the team needs. You're willing to be the guy that switches to the tank or the damage or the caster or whatever it may be. But you just need to know and they won't tell you. You gotta let me know what I'm filling in for, man. Oh my God. The same shit in valorant. It's the same thing, whether it be a mobile or just a hero shooter. Right? You, I sit there, so I only play Vipers. It's like one character, whatever. It's still, but it's smoked, right? It's a smoke controller character. There's two other characters that can drop smokes, but more like point and click and it goes down. Well, I lock in Viper and then all of a sudden some guys like, All right, do we need smokes? Does anyone, do we need more smokes? And I said, no, like we're good. Like I got it. And then there's, you know, guys, do we need smokes? They're still talking. They're waiting. They're waiting. They're like, I don't know what to do. Should we get, I, that throws them off right now. They're like, oh wait, do we need, do we need a kill joint? Do we need a sage? What's the sentinel? Hey, can someone go dualist? I can't do it. You know, I can't play home and I can't smoke. It's just as bad. Yeah. It's the same thing. I just go to the last second and we're like, okay, we have like 90 seconds to pick. What's the problem? Yeah. Any game where it requires team coordination and there's different heroes to select with different roles, you're going to get this shit happening. And you know full well that these people know who they want to play going in. They're not sitting there 98% of the time going like, hmm, well, who should I play this game with two seconds left? They're sitting there going like, I'm going to pick this person, but I'm just going to wait. Just, I don't know for what, but I'm just going to wait. And they're like, you know what, I'm going to go with that pick anyway. I'm picking this guy. They're not taking care of their dog. These fucking sociopaths are going to go torture their kidnap victim or something. Like some kind of multitasking sage is trying to be super efficient. I'm going to fuck with these gamers while I take out my repressed childhood memories. Like the people that fucking do this, like they're right here. And like serial killers are right here. You know, just a little bit below. Like I bet Jeffrey Dahmer. Wait a minute. So fucking walking is like Jeffrey Dahmer was sitting on his couch, eating a goddamn cocky sandwich fucking grinning as the timer counted down. Just so we can fuck with people. Oh God, goddamn sociopaths. He's the guy that if you're watching somebody play Pong, they don't move their piece until the very last seconds and just time it perfectly to block their ball. Like it's they just wait to the last moment. So your last brain cell is about to just explode trying to figure out what their thought process is. Card games that wait till fucking timers. Oh, oh my God. And timer. Yeah, I could relate to it again with Lee because in league, you know, you could swap champs or you could probably do it. I think you can do it. Smite too. So like I'll sit there and I'll be like, all right, you pick for you like if I'm playing top and, you know, that's the tough position to kind of pick into so or pick blind. And like some guy will tell me, oh, like, yeah, I could go, you pick me this way. All right. And then he's like last pick and then he comes up to him and I tell him, all right, yeah, lock in the York. Let's say for example. And like it comes down to like 15 seconds. And then it's like 10 seconds. I'm like, are you going to pick your like a low? They goes and then like there's seven seconds. Like, oh, shit, dude, I don't even own York. And then locks in a random champ. And I'm just supposed to play that champ now. The guy's like, oh, sorry, dude, I didn't know. We did not just like four people picked in between us. And you just decide seven seconds left. Oh, let me give you your jacks. You know, I hope that you could play them. Hope that you own him, let alone play him. I try to help my team out even a little bit. Yeah, exactly. What if I didn't even own them? Then I'd be like, I guess I'm playing gin top now. Like for the game. Like what? I did that. I played with a random that I just added from a game before. And he's like, all pick your champion. You trade me this one. Okay, sure. We did that whole thing. Come to come to the time to trade. And he goes, oh, I actually don't even own that champion. I played a support in the jungle role because he didn't know how to jungle and didn't actually own the champion. He told me to pick. I lost my mind. Never played a game with him since. If you're out there watching this, I hate you. Oh, fuck. I think that's about. I think I got that car. That's a good game. Yeah. So I mean, jungle. Okay. I have been unabashedly a jungle main for a long, long time. But the thing that gets me more than anything is when you go zero, 10 in your lane and have the audacity to blame your jungler. You have the balls to be like, I dove tower eight times and died for it. My jungler went and got dragon. How dare he? How dare he do something for the team while I just ended my lane? Oh my God, dude drives me absolutely nuts. And then they go into all chat and they're like, ah, better jungle wins. It's like, no, you, you just fed. Please God, please. There are times where I'm not doing how you're asking for that gig. They just don't come. Sometimes I'll admit that sometimes lanes just doesn't work out, but it is not my job to fix your problem. If you're going to go through and feed your lane, it is not my responsibility to pick up those pieces. And I see this as a support a lot too. Like the jungler's coming at the jungler like signals, like I'm going to attack your lane and like, cool. So I start kind of backing up and trying to bait him forward. My ADC is like, let's go. Jungler is coming and like all the way into the tower. He's like, jungler, why the fuck didn't you get? You said you're going to get the lane. Like because you pushed him under the tower asshole. That's why it's a team game, team effort. Seriously, 100%. Or you ping for the global objectives and you're like, everybody, like now's the time. The lanes are pushed up. Let's go do the thing. You go there. Nobody else shows up. You end up dying because the enemy team shows up on you. I'm like, well, what were you doing trying to get the objective? Where were you? The best. My TP was down, dude. I pinged it like seven times. Oh my God. The best is when you go there and you're like waiting for everybody and nobody shows up so you finally fucking leave and then they go and they're like, hey, where's our jungler at? I was sitting here for a fucking minute. You didn't understand how much shit I could have done in a full minute inside of a moment. Oh my God. Or yeah, sitting in the bush next to a lane, you're like, okay, just let them push you in. I'll show up. We're good to go. And then they push their lane. It's like, okay, so am I, do you want me to sit here? What do you want from me? I'm not just here for you all the time. I get that, but it's the opposite, right? So I'll be set, like you'll come up to gank, right? And then I'll be set, like, all right, like, but now it's the time to go in, like he's attacking, like, hello, and then they don't come in. And then it's like, well, where were you? Are you going to come in and gank? Like I'm setting you up perfectly. Now I'm under tower with no health and you're trying to gank. And now I'm going to get blamed because I'm not helping the guy. I'll fully admit when I'm playing in a lane and I'm like fully under tower and the jungler doesn't show up. But then the second, the second that I'm like, you know what, I need to back. So I push my lane away from me. The jungler's like, I'm coming in. It's like, what do you mean you're coming in now? I've been perfectly set up for you. Nothing. The second I decide that I need to do something for me, you're like, okay, we're here. Oh, what happened? I tried to gank for you. Oh dude, it goes both ways. 100% it goes both ways. But that's grinds my gears as a jungler. Getting blamed. It's fine though, because if you get behind on gold because your jungler isn't ganking, just go into his jungle and take his minions. That's fine. That's perfectly okay to do it. Oh man. Get this top farm, dude. I'm getting behind here. The guy's pushing me in. I'm not getting ganked. I just need the camp, dude. The amount of times in solo queue that somebody goes and takes a camp. And I'm like, that's not yours. You have a lane to yourself, please. Oh man. Why does it varies on game, right? Because in Smite, the off laner, they have a camp for themselves. Absolutely. But see mid laners, they're like blue buff? Blue buff is for mid lane. The jungler only gets it at the beginning of the game and then every other time it's for mid lane. So mid laners in solo queue, we're just like, okay, so you're giving me blue buff. No, you're 0-12. I'm not giving you blue buff. Dude, I need it. Cool down. Yeah, exactly. I'm out of mana. I'm going 5-0 right now. I'll use the blue buff better than you. Sorry, but come on. Let's face the facts here. Oh my God. Holy shit. And it's always the people that are feeding that want the buffs the most and are the most aggressive about it. Because that's going to put them back in the game. The one buff, that's going to make the whole difference. Dude, I need that red buff. I need that red buff. They want to blame everything else except their performance for how they're performing. That's always it. That's the explanation for like probably about 90% of toxicity is just people wanting to blame something other than their own piss poor performance. 100%. Oh, it feels so bad. It hurts it. Somebody could walk up to me on the street and be like, better jungle wins and I would already be tilted. It wouldn't even be a thing. I'd just be like, who are you? What do you know? Get out of here. I wonder if I could hire somebody to fucking do that to me walking down the street. This is the guy you're looking for. If you see him on the street, you just better jungle wins and I'll lose my mind. Guaranteed. Pidgeotto haircut. Define that guy. Just keep walking. Act like it's nothing. It's just casual. And then you go, you go, wait, wait, what? That didn't just happen, right? 100%. I feel it. It's going to happen. Is that all you had, Jelly? I think that's all I got for that one, because, yeah. Alright, what about you? So, I'm sure there's many of you like me. You like playing ADC, but you don't have any friends. So you like playing solo queue. Don't even get, alright, we're doing this, so let's get started, right? You start in the draft. Alright, yeah, I could flex around the ADC. Alright, support's stalking me. Alright, what's support you want? Alright, I'll take this. It's fine, we can do whatever. Alright, most of the time they're pretty cooperative. We get into game. One thing, why don't you start a support item? Doesn't just help me. Doesn't just help you, but if you want to start cloth armor in three pots for some reason, it's okay. You're going to miss out on gold and extra item. I'm confused. I don't know what to do. There's no regen happening. That's the thing, because people like to do that for whatever reason. I get some games, you know, you don't have that yet. Maybe some like the earlier access games, but for the most part, they all got like a support starter item, right? Well, then that leaves directly into, you know, alright, so I'm sitting here, I'm trying to farm, and you either get A, you get the support that sits back and like just watches you as you try to farm, so now, I'm here in front. The support's behind me. I'm trying to farm, but I'm getting poked and he's doing nothing, so now I have to keep typing on like, hey, guy, can you like help? Can you play up a little bit? I need some help. I can't, you know, I can't hit this. Oh, no, you're good, dude. I got you. I'll shield you. Can you move up a little bit maybe? And if you're a person, you could sit there, you could kind of body block. In League, it's a little harder, but I mean, you got to work with me here. Over-aggressive support. You got the guy who goes balls deep trying to dude, I got the stun. Where were you? Where were you? I'm 10 feet behind you trying to farm, dude, it's level two. It's not even like it's level three. I did. That one gets me. That one gets you real good. Well, if it worked so hard for the stun Raven, then fucking step up and take advantage of it. You're right. They hit the one in a million chance that they're going to hit that ability, and then I got to follow up on it right away. I got a flash to it. Mind you, just to get in range. And then we're there. They're going to hit that stun 10% of the time throughout the game. You better fucking be able to take advantage. And you better know which 10% that one is. I have to be 100% ready for that 10% chance to hit. And if I'm not ready, I get the, yeah, like I said, I get the, oh, you're not there. Dude. What do you mean you didn't flash in on the support that's been missing every stun from here on out and happened to land one perfectly? Bro, why didn't you hit your ability? I hit mine. I just expect you to get hit. He's stunned. He can't move and you're missing. Yeah. He's stunned for 0.5 seconds. I'm supposed to hit in that window that far away. You're an HCL shot. So what the fuck, man? Okay, I did the thing. Congrats. I'll back up now. And then just like pathing in like the early game. If you're trying to like go into the jungle a little bit when you get de-war or whatever. Or then like I get the guy who just walks up. He goes, yeah, I'm just going to go walk into like their jungle real quick all the way over here. I'm going to leave you in lane. I'm just going their jungle for some reason. Okay. Now I got back up. Now I can't. And then I have the roaming. Like he's going to go and roam to mid lane. Oh, don't, don't, don't get me started when the guy goes all the way to top lane for some fucking reason. Here I am. 2v2 as we lost. Boom. Immediately he goes to top lane. Alright, I'm going to support you now. Okay, sir? How do you expect me to do even better in a 1v2 situation not let alone the 2v2 as we were trying to work together? See, and meanwhile the top laners thinking what the hell is their support doing up here? Because this is ridiculous. Why is he here? Now the top laner is like, guys, now I can't do anything. This guy is just standing here and not doing anything. Well, I'll tell you what, Raven, because now you got me. I'm a support main. You'll have somebody to actually yell at and blame whenever I go over the aggressive. This might be magical. See, that's why Mangus, you and I worked so well when we played predecessor together. Because I'm an aggressive jungler, you're an aggressive support. So one of us would go in and the other one's like, I'm there. We're doing the thing. Like it would just all the time. But there's a big difference between being an aggressive support and just throwing your abilities on cooldown. 100%. There you go. That's part of my rant too. There you go. It's another thing I just thought of. Yeah, let me just keep poking them and it's like, all right, well, now my support doesn't have any mana. And now they have to sit back and I was like, kick guy, like, they're over here, regen it and you're just, you're out. You went all in twice. Sorry, all right, I'm out. Let me back real quick. Hold on. And then they come back to lane and just spam their cooldowns again, and then have to go back to base. Or they'll get obliterated. They'll walk up. They just came back from lane, right? They'll walk past tower. All right, man, I'm back. They'll walk up. He'll get shot, stunned, ability, dashed on. All right, now he's got 10% health. All right, let me back real quick again, dude. Hold on. I gotta go right back real quick. I gotta get a control ward. I forgot one actually. Oh, support's the least. That's gonna be one of mine coming up. I've got these lined up. I've got these fucking ranks lined up, like a goddamn pes dispenser just ready, just ready. I'm gonna just pop and keep popping them out. I feel like supports and junglers probably have the most that they could like talk about in terms of this. ADCs do too though, for real. Right there. Perfect. I could talk about junglers and how they're like, oh, hey man, you know, we gotta rotate or something. As a jungler, junglers are the worst. Don't get me wrong. When I play anything but jungle, I hate my existence because I'm like, this jungler is the worst thing on the planet. This is why junglers get a bad rap. This is it. This guy is the reason. Because you're not ganking. When they're pushed up under my tower for five whole minutes. Just kidding. Then you got the junglers that gank. Oh no, it's warded, dude, don't go there. Level one, they jump in, they try and gank, and they get fucking destroyed by minions. What are you doing? I don't mind if you go farm for a bit, man, farm a bit, then gank. Or even they counter jungle. They run into the enemy jungle. They die in the enemy jungle, and they start pinging their team. Where was my team? Nobody was here helping me. What do you mean? Can somebody fucking help? Can you look at your fucking map? Yeah, we all watched you go to their side of the map and we're like, fuck that noise. We were looking at our map. The midlaner leaves, the dual lane leaves to come all into the jungle. Everybody's watching you just sitting there jungle going, you're dead, dude, what do you want from us? They want you to die with them. That's what they want. I just think he died the jungle minion. And then it might be even worse. God, yeah. Where did you have anything else on your topic? No, that one's pretty good. I'm sure more people have stuff in the comments about that one. Speaking of which, that's how we're going to do these. If you have anything to say in the comments, if you want to send me a voice message on Discord or any of us have voice messages on Discord or anything, just type it out. Leave it in the comments. Whatever you want to do, we'll go over them, your responses and your stories and we'll fill your pain with you in the next episode that we do, which will, I believe, be on Jelly Knees Channel or Raven. It will be on Jelly Knees Channel. Make sure you sub to Jelly Knees. And that's what the second half of the show is going to be devoted to. And in fact, I did get a response already whenever I told people about this as to why, a reason why, other than them being a serial killer, why they would wait till the last minute to lock in their draft pick. This is from my Fortster 1994. It says, got to say, I was guilty of doing that more than a few times. It remarked that I was going jungle but not show who I was picking because of the amount of hate people had more for my girl Kalari. I would only pick her if I was towards the last to pick on both teams and they didn't have too much tank CC but all the people, all the hate people had for her. So that's kind of a valid reason. If you're picking a hero that you know that you're good at but you also know it's going to tilt the dog shit out of your team immediately, I can kind of see wait until the last minute. I still say you should probably just step up, fucking own that shit and be like, yes, I am going Kalari jungle, which as I said to them, I don't understand people's problem with Kalari jungle whenever I played Paragon. Maybe it's because I was on Richter. So we had plenty of frontline and plenty of CC. So we didn't need that from the jungler. So Kalari was perfectly fine to good fucking do Kalari things, but I never had a problem with Kalari jungle, but apparently a lot of people did. Oh yeah, a lot of people had a problem with Kalari jungle. Yeah, I think it was just because it was more like team fight oriented that game from being honest that seemed to be the best team comp. So like a team fight one, not like a stealthy pick them off one by one. So she wasn't really good at that. Going into your comment, I was ready to be like, nope, there's no vindication. You do not get off scot-free for picking your champion last pick right until they said Kalari and it was like, I don't care you're a Kalari person too. You're free in my book 100%. We can be friends. By the way, everyone's going to hate you from here on out. So at least somebody to share that with me because we're Kalari people apparently. So that's it. You're perfectly okay in my book. That's kind of like when I would try to play like Twitch jungle and like people are like, okay, it's a thing. We get it. But like if I get ganked or if they guy evades me, you know like level one or two and then I die two times. Well, now I am useless and now I can't do anything. And then that's when I start playing my lanes. Hey guys, you know, he was like right by mid lane. I know you're farming and all, but like you could, I think you could have like came over a little bit, did something. Oh, sorry, dude. I was, I had my laner there, you know, three minutes in. Okay, you're right. My fault for dying, I guess. Yeah, you're right. Darn that scuttle crab. Well, Forkster1994 you get a pass for me. You're welcome to last pick Kalari and wait till the last second just to not tilt everybody. But I think that about wraps it up for this very first inaugural episode of what are we calling it? The average rant? Is that what we said we're going to call it? Your average rant? I just threw that one out there. If anybody has any ideas, comments for what you called it. Yeah, let's answer the cage today. Enter the dragon. Oh, did you imagine that we are going to be rotating the episodes on everyone's channels? Yeah, so make sure you subscribe to Jellies make sure you subscribe to Raven both their channels will be linked in the description below. Jelly anything to plug. Regular old YouTube stuff wherever I am on their screens. Yeah, regular old YouTube stuff, YouTube videos, all that kind of stuff. What about you, Evan? Yeah, the YouTube Raven, Twitter, RavenGG and check out the TikTok as well, RavenGG got some sick plays on there if you like sick plays. Those are some pretty sick plays. You're fucking valorant. Shit, holy Some of the valorant stuff, yeah. It's okay. Go check it out. Yeah, your Century Age of Ashes plays really good as well. It's fun. I'm looking forward to playing more of that. Why that game didn't click with me? I have no idea. I watched you play. I watched the replays. I'm like, he's still the exact same thing that I was doing. However, whenever I would fly out there, it would be a fucking Dragon Ball Bukaki, man. Right in the face. I was watching back the one where I ran through all the gates on the first try. And on that last gate, there was at least 12 to 14 fireball indicators coming after me. I couldn't believe it. 12 to 14. And I just snaked my way through and we won that round. Well, I guarantee you I ate six of them because I remember that match and I was actually trying to dodge empty fireballs to protect you. Oh my god. That shit's fun though, yeah. I'm going to wrap it up for this first episode, guys. Let us know what we should name this shit down in the comments below. Sure. This is the Magus, Jeladies, and Raven, signing off. You guys, have a good one. Man. Go.