 CHAPTER 11 WHERE IN A CERTAIN GENTLEMAN BECOMES PARTICULAR IN HIS ATTENTIONS TO A CERTAIN LADY AND MORE COMING EVENTS THAN ONE, CAST THEIR SHADOWS BEFORE. PART ONE The family were within two or three days of their departure for Mrs. Todgers's, and the commercial gentlemen were to a man, despondent and not to be comforted, because of the approaching separation, when Bailey, Jr., at the jockin' time of noon, presented himself before Miss Charity Pexnip, then sitting with her sister in the banquet chamber, hemming six new pocket handkerchiefs for Mr. Jenkins, and having expressed a hope, preliminary and pious, that he might be blessed, gave her in his pleasant way to understand that a visitor attended to pay his respects to her, and was, at that moment, waiting in the drawing room. Perhaps this last announcement showed in a more striking point of view than many lengthened speeches could have done the trustfulness and faith of Bailey's nature, since he had, in fact, last seen the visitor on the doormat, where, after signifying to him that he would do well to go upstairs, he had left him to the guidance of his own sagacity. Hence, it was at least an even chance that the visitor was then wandering on the roof of the house, or vainly seeking to extricate himself from the maze of bedrooms. Todgers is being precisely that kind of establishment in which an unpiloted stranger is pretty sure to find himself in some place where he least expects and least desires to be. A gentleman for me, cried Charity, pausing in her work, my gracious Bailey, I said, Bailey, it is my gracious, and it, wouldn't I be gracious, neither, not if I was him. The remark was rendered somewhat obscure in itself, by reason, as the reader may have observed, of a redundancy of negatives, but accompanied by action expressive of a faithful couple walking arm in arm towards a parochial church, mutually exchanging looks of love, it clearly signified this youth's conviction that the caller's purpose was of an amorous tendency. Miss Charity affected to reprove so great a liberty, that she could not help smiling. He was a strange boy, to be sure. There was always some ground of probability and likelihood mingled with his absurd behavior. That was the best of it. But I don't know any gentleman, Bailey, said Miss Pexniff. I think you must have made a mistake. Mr. Bailey smiled at the extreme wildness of such a supposition, and regarded the young ladies with unimpaired affability. My dear Mary, said Charity, who can it be? Isn't it odd? I have a great mind not to go to him, really. So very strange, you know. The younger sister plainly considered that this appeal had its origin in the pride of being called upon and asked for, and that it was intended as an assertion of superiority and a retaliation upon her for having captured the commercial gentleman. Therefore she replied, with great affection and politeness, that it was no doubt very strange indeed, and that she was totally at a loss to conceive what the ridiculous person unknown could mean by it. Quite impossible to divine, said Charity, with some sharpness, though still at the same time you needn't be angry, my dear. Thank you, retorted Mary, singing at her needle. I am quite aware of that, my love. I am afraid your head is turned, you silly thing, said Charity. Do you know, my dear, said Mary, with engaging candor, that I have been afraid of that myself all along? So much incense and nonsense and all the rest of it is enough to turn a stronger head than mine. What a relief it must be to you, my dear, to be so very comfortable in that respect and not to be worried by those odious men. How do you do it, Charity? This artless inquiry might have led to turbulent results, but for the strong emotions of delight evinced by Bailey, Jr., whose relish in the turn the conversation had lately taken, was so acute that it impelled and forced him to the instantaneous performance of a dancing step, extremely difficult in its nature, and only to be achieved in a moment of ecstasy, which is commonly called the frog's hornpipe. A manifestation so lively brought to their immediate recollection the great virtuous precept keep up appearances, whatever you do, in which they had been educated. They forbore at once and jointly signified to Mr. Bailey that if he should presume to practice that figure any more in their presence, they would instantly acquaint Mrs. Tadges with the fact and would demand his condine punishment at the hands of that lady. The young gentleman, having expressed the bitterness of his contrition by affecting to wipe away scalding tears with his apron, and afterwards feigning to wring a vast amount of water from that garment, held the door open while Miss Charity passed out, and so that damsel went in state upstairs to receive her mysterious adorer. By some strange occurrence of favorable circumstances he had found out the drawing-room and was sitting there alone. Ah, cousin, he said, here I am, you see. You thought I was lost, I'll be bound. Well, how do you find yourself by this time? Miss Charity replied that she was quite well and gave Mr. Jonas chuzzle with her hand. That's right, said Mr. Jonas, and you've got over the fatigues of the journey, have you? I say, how's the other one? My sister is very well, I believe, returned to the young lady. I have not heard a complaint of any indisposition, sir. Perhaps you would like to see her and ask her yourself. No, no, cousin, said Mr. Jonas, sitting down beside her on the window seat. Don't be in a hurry, there's no occasion for that, you know. What a cruel girl you are. It's impossible for you to know, said Charity, whether I am or not. Well, perhaps it is, said Mr. Jonas. I say, did you think I was lost? You haven't told me that. I didn't think at all about it, answered Charity. Didn't you, though, said Jonas, pondering upon this strange reply? Did the other one? I'm sure it's impossible for me to say what my sister may or may not have thought on such a subject, cried Charity. She never said anything to me about it one way or other. Didn't she laugh about it, inquired Jonas? No, she didn't even laugh about it, answered Charity. She's a terrible one to laugh at, ain't she? Said Jonas, lowering his voice. She is very lively, said Charity. Liveliness is a pleasant thing when it don't lead to spending money in it, asked Mr. Jonas. Very much so indeed, said Charity, with a demureness of manner that give a very disinterested character to her assent. Such liveliness is yours, I mean, you know, observed Mr. Jonas as he nudged her with his elbow. I should have come to see you before, but I didn't know where you was. How quick you hurried off that morning. I was amenable to my papa's directions, said Miss Charity. I wish he had given me his direction, returned her cousin, and then I should have found you out before. Why, I shouldn't have found you even now if I hadn't met him in the street this morning. What a sleek, sly chap he is, just like a town cat, auntie. I must trouble you to have the goodness to speak more respectfully of my papa, Mr. Jonas, said Charity. I can't allow such a tone as that, even in jest. Ecod, you may say what you like of my father then, and so I give you leave, said Jonas. I think it's liquid aggravation that circulates through his veins and not regular blood. How old should you think my father was, cousin? Old, no doubt, replied Miss Charity, but a fine old gentleman. A fine old gentleman, repeated Jonas, giving the crown of his hat an angry knock. Ah, it's time he was thinking of being drawn out a little finer, too, while he's eighty. Is he indeed, said the young lady. An Ecod, cried Jonas. Now he's gone so far without giving in, I don't see much to prevent his being ninety. No, nor even a hundred. Why, a man with any feeling ought to be ashamed of being eighty, let alone more. Where is his religion, I should like to know, when he goes flying in the face of the Bible like that? Three score and ten's the mark, and no man with a conscience and a proper sense of what's expected of him has any business to live longer. Is anyone surprised that Mr. Jonas making such a reference to such a book for such a purpose? Does anyone doubt the old saw that the devil, being a layman, quotes scripture for his own ends? If he will take the trouble to look about him, he may find a greater number of confirmations of the fact in the occurrences of any single day than the steam gun can discharge balls in a minute. But there's enough of my father, said Jonas. It's of no use to go putting oneself out of the way by talking about him. I called to ask you to come and take a walk, cousin, and see some of the sites, and to come to our house afterwards and have a bit of something. Peck sniff will most likely look in in the evening, he says, and bring you home. See, here's his writing. I made him put it down this morning when he told me he shouldn't be back before I came here, in case you wouldn't believe me. There's nothing like proof, is there? Ha, ha, I say, you'll bring the other one, you know. Miss Charity cast her eyes upon her father's autograph, which merely said, go my children with your cousin, let there be union among us when it is possible. And after enough of hesitation to impart a proper value to her consent, withdrew to prepare her sister and herself for the excursion. She soon returned, accompanied by Miss Mercy, who was by no means pleased to leave the brilliant triumphs of todgeses for the society of Mr. Jonas and his respected father. Ha, ha, cried Jonas, there you are, are you? Yes, fright, said Mercy, here I am, and I would much rather be anywhere else, I assure you. You don't mean that, cried Mr. Jonas. You can't, you know, it isn't possible. You can have what opinion you like, fright, retorted Mercy. I am content to keep mine, and mine is that you are a very unpleasant, odious, disagreeable person. Here she laughed heartily and seemed to enjoy herself very much. Oh, you're a sharp gal, said Mr. Jonas. She's a regular teaser, ain't she, cousin? Miss Charity replied in effect that she was unable to say what the habits and propensities of a regular teaser might be, and that even if she possessed such information, it would ill-become her to admit the existence of any creature with such an unceremonious name in her family, far less in the person of a beloved sister. Whatever, added Cherry with an angry glance, whatever her real nature may be. Well, my dear, said Mary, the only observation I have to make is that if we don't go out at once, I shall certainly take my bonnet off again and stay at home. This threat had the desired effect of preventing any farther altercation. For Mr. Jonas immediately proposed an adjournment, and the same being carried unanimously, they departed from the house straightway. On the doorstep, Mr. Jonas gave an arm to each cousin, which act of gallantry being observed by Bailey Jr. from the garret window was by him saluted with a loud and violent fit of coughing, to which paroxysm he was still the victim when they turned to the corner. Mr. Jonas inquired in the first instance if they were good walkers, and being answered yes, submitted their pedestrian powers to a pretty severe test. For he showed them as many sites in the way of bridges, churches, streets, and out-sides of theaters and other free spectacles, in that one forenoon, as most people see in a 12 month. It was observable in this gentleman that he had an insurmountable distaste to the insides of buildings, and that he was perfectly acquainted with the merits of all shows, in respect of which there was any charge for admission, which it seemed were everyone detestable and of the very lowest grade of merit. He was so thoroughly possessed with this opinion that when Miss Charity happened to mention the circumstance of there having been twice or thrice to the theater with Mr. Jenkins and Party, he inquired, as a matter of course, where the orders came from, and being told that Mr. Jenkins and Party paid was beyond description entertained, observing that there must be nice flats, certainly, and often in the course of the walk, bursting out again into a perfect convulsion of laughter at the surpassing silliness of those gentlemen and doubtless at his own superior wisdom. When they had been out for some hours and were thoroughly fatigued, it being by that time twilight, Mr. Jonas intimated that he would show them one of the best pieces of fun with which he was acquainted. This joke was of a practical kind and its humor lay in taking a hackney coach to the extreme limits of possibility for a shilling. Happily it brought them to the place where Mr. Jonas dwelt, or the young ladies, might have rather missed the point and cream of the jest. The old established firm of Anthony Chuzzlewood and Son, Manchester, Warehouseman, and so forth, had its place of business in a very narrow street somewhere behind the post office, where every house was in the brightest summer morning very gloomy and where light porters watered the pavement each before his own employer's premises in fantastic patterns in the dog days, and where spruce gentlemen with their hands in the pockets of symmetrical trousers were always to be seen in warm weather contemplating their undeniable boots in dusty warehouse doorways, which appeared to be the hardest work they did, except now and then carrying pens behind their ears. A dim, dirty, smoky, tumbledown, rotten old house it was as anybody would desire to see. But there, the firm of Anthony Chuzzlewood and Son transacted all their business and their pleasure too, such as it was. For neither the young man nor the old had any other residence or any care or thought beyond its narrow limits. Business, as may be readily supposed, was the main thing in this establishment, in so much indeed that it shouldered comfort out of doors and jostled the domestic arrangements at every turn. Thus, in the miserable bedrooms, there were files of moth-eaten letters hanging up against the walls and linen rollers and fragments of old patterns and odds and ends of spoiled goods strewn upon the ground, while the meager bedsteads, washing stands and scraps of carpet were huddled away into corners as objects of secondary consideration, not to be thought of but as disagreeable necessities, furnishing no profit and intruding on the one affair of life. The single sitting room was on the same principle, a chaos of boxes and old papers, and had more counting-house stools in it than chairs, not to mention a great monster of a desk straddling over the middle of the floor and an iron safe sunken to the wall above the fireplace. The solitary little table for purposes of reflection and social enjoyment bore as fair a proportion to the desk and other business furniture as the graces and harmless relaxations of life had ever done in the persons of the old man and his son to their pursuit of wealth. It was meanly laid out now for dinner, and in a chair before the fire sat Anthony himself, who rose to greet his son and his fair cousins as they entered. An ancient proverb warns us that we should not expect to find old heads upon young shoulders, to which it may be added that we seldom meet with that unnatural combination, but we feel a strong desire to knock them off. Merely from an inherent love we have of seeing things in their right places. It is not improbable that many men in no wise choleric by nature felt this impulse rising up within them when they first made the acquaintance of Mr. Jonas. But if they had known him more intimately in his own house and had sat with him at his own board, it would assuredly have been paramount to all other considerations. Well, ghost, said Mr. Jonas, dutifully addressing his parent by that title, is dinner nearly ready? I should think it was, rejoined the old man. What's the good of that, rejoined the son? I should think it was. I want to know. Ah, I don't know for certain, said Anthony. You don't know for certain, rejoined his son in a lower tone. No, you don't know anything for certain. You don't. Give me your candle here. I want it for the gals. Anthony handed him a battered old office candlestick with which Mr. Jonas preceded the young ladies to the nearest bedroom where he left them to take off their shawls and bonnets and, returning, occupied himself in opening a bottle of wine, sharpening the carving knife and muttering compliments to his father until they and the dinner appeared together. The rapaste consisted of a hot leg of mutton with greens and potatoes and the dishes having been set upon the table by a slip shot old woman they were left to enjoy it after their own manner. Bachelors Hall, you know, cousin, said Mr. Jonas to charity. I say, the other one will be having a laugh at this when she gets home, won't she? Here, you sit on the right side of me and I'll have her upon the left. Other one, will you come here? You're such a fright, replied Mercy, that I know I shall have no appetite if I sit so near you, but I suppose I must. Aunt She Lively, whispered Mr. Jonas to the elder sister with his favorite elbow emphasis. Oh, I really don't know, replied Miss Peck-Sniff-Tartley. I am tired of being asked such ridiculous questions. What's that precious old father of mine about now, said Mr. Jonas, seeing that his parent was traveling up and down the room instead of taking his seat at table? What are you looking for? I've lost my glasses, Jonas, said old Anthony. Sit down without your glasses, can't you? Return to son. You don't eat or drink out of him, I think. And where's that sleepy-headed old chuffy got to? Now, stupid. Oh, you know your name, do you? It would seem that he didn't, for he didn't come until the father called. As he spoke, the door of a small glass office, which was partitioned off from the rest of the room, was slowly opened, and a little blear-eyed, wheezing-faced ancient man came creeping out. He was of a remote fashion and dusty like the rest of the furniture. He was dressed in a decayed suit of black, with breeches garnished at the knees with rusty wisps of ribbon, the very paupers of shoestrings. On the lower portion of his spindle legs were dingy, worsted stockings of the same color. He looked as if he had been put away and forgotten half a century before, and somebody had just found him in a lumber closet. Such as he was, he came slowly creeping on towards the table, until at last he crept into the vacant chair, from which, as his dim faculties became conscious of the presence of strangers, and those stranger's ladies, he rose again, apparently intending to make a bow. But he sat down once more without having made it, and breathing on his shriveled hands to warm them remained with his poor blue nose immovable above his plate, looking at nothing, with eyes that saw nothing, and a face that meant nothing. Take him in that state, and he was an embodiment of nothing. Nothing else. Our clerk, said Mr. Jonas, as host and master of the ceremonies, old chuffy. Is he deaf, inquired one of the young ladies? No, I don't know that he is. He ain't deaf, is he, Father? I never heard him say he was, replied the old man. Blind, inquired the young ladies? No, I never understood that he was at all blind, said Jonas, carelessly. You don't consider him so, do you, Father? Certainly not, replied Anthony. What is he then? Why, I'll tell you what he is, said Mr. Jonas, apart to the young ladies. He's precious old for one thing, and I am't best pleased with him for that, for I think my father must have caught it of him. He's a strange old chap for another, he added in a louder voice, and don't understand anyone hardly but him. He pointed to his honored parent with the carving fork in order that they might know whom he meant. How very strange, cried the sisters. Why you see, said Mr. Jonas, he's been addling his old brains with figures and bookkeeping all his life, and 20 years ago or so he went and took a fever. All the time he was out of his head, which was three weeks, he never left off casting up, and he got to so many million at last that I don't believe he's ever been quite right since. We don't do much business now, though, and he ain't a bad clerk. Very good one, said Anthony. Well, he ain't a dear one at all events, observed Jonas, and he earns his salt, which is enough for our lookout. I was telling you that he hardly understands anyone except my father. He always understands him, though, and wakes up quite wonderful. He's been used to his ways so long, you see. Why, I've seen him play wist with my father for a partner and a good rubber, too. When he had no more notion what sort of people he was playing against than you have. Has he no appetite, asked Mary. Oh, yes, said Jonas, plying his own knife and fork very fast. He eats when he's helped, but he don't care whether he waits a minute or an hour as long as father's here. So when I'm at all sharp set, as I am today, I come to him after I've taken the edge off my own hunger, you know. Now, chuffy, stupid, are you ready? Chuffy remained immovable. Always a perverse old file he was, said Mr. Jonas, coolly helping himself to another slice. Ask him, father. Are you ready for your dinner, chuffy? Asked the old man. Yes, yes, said chuffy, lighting up into a sentient human creature at the first sound of the voice, so that it was at once a curious and quite a moving sight to see him. Yes, yes, quite ready, Mr. Cheslowit. Quite ready, sir, already, already, already. With that he stopped smilingly and listened for some further address. But being spoken to no more, the light forsook his face by little and little until he was nothing again. He'll be very disagreeable, mind, said Jonas, addressing his cousins as he handed the old man's portion to his father. He always chokes himself when it ain't broth. Look at him now. Did you ever see a horse with such a wall-eyed expression as he's got? If it hadn't been for the joke of it, I wouldn't have let him come in today, but I thought he'd amuse you. The poor old subject of this humane speech was, happily for himself, as unconscious of its purport as of most other remarks that were made in his presence. But the mutton being tough in his gums weak, he quickly verified the statement relative to his choking propensities and underwent so much in his attempts to dine that Mr. Jonas was infinitely amused, protesting that he had seldom seen him better company in all his life and that he was enough to make a man split his sides with laughing. Indeed, he went so far as to assure the sisters that in this point of view he considered Chuffy superior to his own father, which, as he significantly added, was saying a great deal. End of Chapter 11, Part 1. Chapter 11, Part 2 of Life and Adventures of Martin Chuselit. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Life and Adventures of Martin Chuselit by Charles Dickens. Chapter 11, Part 2. It was strange enough that Anthony Chuselit, himself so old a man, should take a pleasure in these gibings of his estimable son at the expense of the poor shadow at their table, but he did unquestionably, though not so much to do him justice with reference to their ancient clerk as in exultation at the sharpness of Jonas. For the same reason that young man's coarse illusions, even to himself, filled him with a stealthy glee, causing him to rub his hands and chuckle covertly, as if he said in his sleeve, I taught him, I trained him, this is the air of my bringing up, sly, cunning, and covetous. He'll not squander my money. I worked for this, I hoped for this. It has been the great end and aim of my life. What a noble end and aim it was to contemplate in the attainment, truly. But there be some who manufacture idols after the fashion of themselves and fail to worship them when they are made, charging their deformity on outraged nature. Anthony was better than these at any rate. Chuffy boggled over his plate so long that Mr. Jonas, losing patience, took it from him at last with his own hands and requested his father to signify to that venerable person that he had better peg away at his bread, which Anthony did. I, I, cried the old man, brightening up as before, when this was communicated to him in the same voice, quite right, quite right, he's your own son, Mr. Chuzzle, bless him for a sharp lad, bless him, bless him. Mr. Jonas considered this so particularly childish, perhaps with some reason, that he only laughed the more and told his cousins that he was afraid, one of these fine days, Chuffy would be the death of him. The cloth was then removed and the bottle of wine set upon the table, from which Mr. Jonas filled the young lady's glasses, calling on them not to spare it, as they might be certain there was plenty more where that came from. But he added with some haste after this sally that it was only his joke and they wouldn't suppose him to be an earnest, he was sure. I shall drink, said Anthony to Peck Sniff, your father, my dears, a clever man, Peck Sniff, a wary man, a hypocrite, though, eh? A hypocrite, girls, eh? Ha, ha, ha, well, so he is. Now, among friends, he is. I don't think the worst of him for that, unless it is that he overdoes it. You may overdo anything, my darlings, you may overdo even hypocrisy, ask Jonas. You can't overdo taking care of yourself, observe that hopeful gentleman with his mouth full. Do you hear that, my dears, cried Anthony, quite enraptured? Wisdom, wisdom, a good exception, Jonas. No, it's not easy to overdo that. Except, whispered Mr. Jonas to his favorite cousin, except when one lives too long. Ha, ha, tell the other one that, I say. Good gracious me, said Cherry, in a petulant manner, you can tell her yourself if you wish, can't you? She seems to make such game of one, replied Mr. Jonas. Then why need you trouble yourself about her, said Charity? I am sure she doesn't trouble herself much about you. Don't she, though, asked Jonas. Good gracious me, need I tell you that she don't? Returns the young lady. Mr. Jonas made no verbal rejoinder, but he glanced at mercy with an odd expression in his face, and said that wouldn't break his heart, she might depend upon it. Then he looked on Charity with even greater favor than before, and besought her, as his polite manner was, to come a little closer. There's another thing that's not easily overdone, Father, remarked Jonas, after a short silence. What's that? asked the Father, grinning already in anticipation. A bargain, said the son. Here's the rule for bargains. Do other men, for they would do you. That's the true business precept. All others are counterfeits. The delighted Father applauded this sentiment to the echo, and was so much tickled by it that he was at the pains of imparting the same to his ancient clerk, who rubbed his hands, nodded his palsied head, winked his watery eyes, and cried in his whistling tones, good, good, your own son, Mr. Chuzzlewit, with every feeble demonstration of delight that he was capable of making. But this old man's enthusiasm had the redeeming quality of being felt in sympathy with the only creature to whom he was linked by ties of long association and by his present helplessness. And if there had been anybody there who cared to think about it, some dregs of a better nature, unawakened, might perhaps have been described through that very medium, melancholy though it was, yet lingering at the bottom of the worn out cast called Chuffy. As matters stood, nobody thought or said anything upon the subject. So Chuffy fell back into a dark corner on one side of the fireplace, where he always spent his evenings and was neither seen nor heard again that night, save once, when a cup of tea was given him, in which he was seen to soak his bread mechanically. There was no reason to suppose that he went to sleep at these seasons or that he heard or saw or felt or thought. He remained, as it were, frozen up, if any term expressive of such a vigorous process could be applied to him until he was again thawed for the moment by a word or touch from Anthony. Miss Charity made tea by desire of Mr. Jonas and felt and looked so like the lady of the house that she was in the prettiest confusion imaginable, the more so for Mr. Jonas sitting close beside her and whispering a variety of admiring expressions in her ear. Miss Mercy, for her part, felt the entertainment of the evening to be so distinctly and exclusively theirs that she silently deplored the commercial gentleman at that moment, no doubt wearying for her return and yawned over yesterday's newspaper. As to Anthony, he went to sleep outright, so Jonas and Charity had a clear stage to themselves as long as they chose to keep possession of it. When the tea tray was taken away as it was at last, Mr. Jonas produced a dirty pack of cards and entertained the sisters with divers small feats of dexterity, whereof the main purpose of every one was that you were to decoy somebody into laying a wager with you that you couldn't do it, and were then immediately to win and pocket his money. Mr. Jonas informed them that these accomplishments were in high vogue in the most intellectual circles and that large amounts were constantly changing hands on such hazards. And it may be remarked that he fully believed this, for there is a simplicity of cunning no less than a simplicity of innocence. And in all matters where a lively faith in neighbouring and meanness was required as the groundwork of belief, Mr. Jonas was one of the most credulous of men. His ignorance, which was stupendous, may be taken into account if the reader pleases separately. This fine young man had all the inclination to be a profligate of the first water and only lacked the one good trait in the common catalog of debauched vices, open-handedness, to be a notable vagabond. But there his griping and penurious habits stepped in. And as one poison will sometimes neutralize another when wholesome remedies would not avail, so he was restrained by a bad passion from quaffing his full measure of evil when virtue might have sought to hold him back in vain. By the time he had unfolded all the peddling schemes he knew upon the cards, it was growing late in the evening, and Mr. Pexniff not making his appearance, the young ladies expressed a wish to return home. But this Mr. Jonas in his gallantry would by no means allow until they had partaken of some bread and cheese and porter, and even then he was excessively unwilling to allow them to depart, often beseeching Miss Charity to come a little closer or to stop a little longer. And preferring many other complimentary petitions of that nature in his own hospitable and earnest way. When all his efforts to detain them were fruitless, he put on his hat and great coat preparatory to escorting them to Todges's, remarking that he knew that he would rather walk thither than ride, and that for his part he was quite of their opinion. Good night, said Anthony. Good night, remember me to Pexniff. Take care of your cousin, my dears. Beware of Jonas, he's a dangerous fellow. Don't quarrel for him in any case. Oh, the creature, cried Mercy, the idea of quarreling for him. You may take him, Cherry, my love, all to yourself. I make you a present of my share. What, I'm a sour grape, am I, cousin, said Jonas? Miss Charity was more entertained by this repartee than one would have supposed likely, considering its advanced age and simple character. But in her sisterly affection she took Mr. Jonas to task for leaning so very hard upon a broken reed, and said that he must not be so cruel to poor Mary anymore, or she, Charity, would positively be obliged to hate him. Mercy, who really had her share of good humor, only retorted with a laugh, and they walked home in consequence without any angry passages of words upon the way. Mr. Jonas, being in the middle and having a cousin on each arm, sometimes squeezed the wrong one, so tightly, too, as to cause her not a little inconvenience. But as he talked to Charity and whispers the whole time and paid her great attention, no doubt this was an accidental circumstance. When they arrived at Tajers' and the door was opened, Mercy broke hastily from them and ran upstairs. But Charity and Jonas lingered on the steps, talking together for more than five minutes. So, as Mrs. Tajers observed next morning to a third party, it was pretty clear what was going on there. And she was glad of it, for it really was high time that Miss Pexniff thought of settling. And now the day was coming on when that bright vision, which had burst on Tajers' so suddenly and made a sunshine in the shady breast of Jenkins, was to be seen no more, when it was to be packed like a brown paper parcel or a fish basket or an oyster barrel or a fat gentleman or any other dull reality of life in a stagecoach and carried down into the country. Never, my dear Miss Pexniff's, said Mrs. Tajers, when they retired to rest on the last night of their stay, never have I seen an establishment so perfectly brokenhearted as mine is at this present moment of time. I don't believe the gentleman will be the gentleman they were or anything like it. No, not for weeks to come. You have a great deal to answer for, both of you. They modestly disclaimed any willful agency in this disastrous state of things and regretted it very much. Your pious pa, too, said Mrs. Tajers, there's a loss. My dear Miss Pexniff's, your pa is a perfect missionary of peace and love. Entertaining an uncertainty as to the particular kind of love supposed to be comprised of Mr. Pexniff's mission, the young ladies received the compliment rather coldly. If I dared, said Mrs. Tajers, perceiving this, to violate a confidence which has been reposed in me and to tell you why I must beg of you to leave the little door between your room and mine open tonight, I think you would be interested. But I mustn't do it, for I promised Mr. Jenkins faithfully that I would be as silent as the tomb. Dear Mrs. Tajers, what can you mean? Why then, my sweet Miss Pexniff's, said the lady of the house, my own loves, if you will allow me the privilege of taking that freedom on the eve of our separation, Mr. Jenkins and the gentlemen have made up a little musical party among themselves and do intend in the dead of this night to perform a serenade upon the stairs outside the door. I could have wished, I own, said Mrs. Tajers, with her usual foresight, that it had been fixed to take place an hour or two earlier because when gentlemen sit up late, they drink. And when they drink, they're not so musical, perhaps, as when they don't. But this is the arrangement. And I know you will be gratified, my dear Miss Pexniff's, by such a mark of their attention. The young ladies were at first so much excited by the news that they vowed they couldn't think of going to bed until the serenade was over. But half an hour of cool waiting so altered their opinion that they not only went to bed, but fell asleep and were, moreover, not ecstatically charmed to be awakened sometime afterwards by certain dulcet strains breaking in upon the silent watches of the night. It was very affecting, very. Nothing more dismal could have been desired by the most fastidious taste. The gentleman of a vocal churn was head-mute or chief mourner. Jinkins took the base, and the rest took anything they could get. The youngest gentleman blew his melancholy into a flute. He didn't blow much out of it, that was all the better. If the two Miss Pexniff's and Mrs. Tajers had perished by spontaneous combustion and the serenade had been in honor of their ashes, it would have been impossible to surpass the unutterable despair expressed in that one chorus. Go where glory waits thee. It was a requiem, a dirge, a moan, a howl, a wail, a lament, an abstract of everything that is sorrowful and hideous in sound. The flute of the youngest gentleman was wild and fitful. It came and went in gusts like the wind. For a long time together he seemed to have left off, and when it was quite settled by Mrs. Tajers and the young ladies that overcome by his feelings he had retired in tears, he unexpectedly turned up again at the very top of the tune Gasping for Breath. He was a tremendous performer. There was no knowing where to have him, and exactly when you thought he was doing nothing at all, then was he doing the very thing that ought to astonish you most. There were several of these concerted pieces, perhaps two or three too many. Though that, as Mrs. Tajers said, was a fault on the right side. But even then, even at that solemn moment when the thrilling sounds may be presumed to have penetrated into the very depths of his nature if he had any depths, Jenkins couldn't leave the youngest gentleman alone. He asked him distinctly before the second song began, as a personal favor, too, marked the villain in that, not to play. Yes, he said so, not to play. The breathing of the youngest gentleman was heard through the keyhole of the door. He didn't play. What vent was a flute for the passion swelling up within his breast? A trombone would have been a world too mild. The serenade approached its close. Its crowning interest was at hand. The gentleman of a literary churn had written a song on the departure of the ladies, and adapted it to an old tune. They all joined except the youngest gentleman and company, who, for the reasons the four said, had maintained a fearful silence. The song, which was of a classical nature, invoked the oracle of Apollo and demanded to know what would become of Todgers' when charity and mercy were banished from its walls. The oracle delivered no opinion, particularly worth remembering, according to the not infrequent practice of oracles from the earliest ages down to the present time. In the absence of enlightenment on that subject, the strain deserted it, and went on to show that the Miss Pexniffs were nearly related to rural Britannia, and that if Great Britain hadn't been an island, there could have been no Miss Pexniffs. And being now on a nautical tack, it closed with this verse, all hailed to the vessel of Pexniff the sire and favoring breezes to fan, while tritons flock-rounded and proudly admire the architect, artist, and man. As they presented this beautiful picture to the imagination, the gentleman gradually withdrew to bed to give the music the effective distance, and so it died away, and Todgers' was left to its repose. Mr. Bailey reserved his vocal offering until the morning, when he put his head into the room as the young ladies were kneeling before their trunks packing up, and treated them to an imitation of the voice of a young dog in trying circumstances when that animal is supposed by persons of a lively fancy to relieve his feelings by calling for pen and ink. Well, young ladies, said the youth, so you're going home, are you, worse luck? Yes, Bailey, we're going home, returned Mercy, and to a going to leave none of them a lock of your hair, inquired the youth, it's real in it. They laughed at this and told him, of course it was. Oh, is it, of course, though, said Bailey. I know better than that, hers aunt, why I see it hanging up once on that nail by the window. Besides, I have gone behind her at dinner time and pulled it and she never known. I say, young ladies, I'm going to leave. My aunt are going to stand being called names by her no longer. Miss Mercy inquired what his plans for the future might be, in reply to whom Mr. Bailey intimated that he thought of going either into top boots or into the army. Into the army, cried the young ladies with a laugh. Ah, said Bailey, why not? There's a many drummers in the tower. I'm acquainted with them. Don't their country set a valley on them, mind you? Not at all. You'll be shot, I see, observed Mercy. Well, cried Mr. Bailey, what if I am? There's something gamey in it, young ladies, aren't there? I'd sooner be hit with a cannonball than a rolling pin and she's always catching up something of that sort and throwing it at me when the gentleman's appetites is good. What, said Mr. Bailey, stung by the recollection of his wrongs. What if they do consume the provisions? It ain't my fault, is it? Surely no one says it is, said Mercy. Don't they, though, retorted the youth? No, yes, ah, oh, no one may not say it is, but someone knows it is, but I am going to have every rise in prices visited on me. I am going to be killed because the markets is dear. I won't stop. And therefore, added Mr. Bailey, relenting into a smile, whatever you mean to give me, you'd better give me all at once, because if ever you come back again, I shan't be here. And as to the other boy, he won't deserve nothing, I know. The young ladies on behalf of Mr. Pecksniff and themselves acted on this thoughtful advice and in consideration of their private friendship presented Mr. Bailey with a gratuity so liberal that he could hardly do enough to show his gratitude, which found but an imperfect vent during the remainder of the day in diver's secret slaps upon his pocket and other such facetious pantomime. Nor was it confined to these ebullitions. For besides crushing a band box with a bonnet in it, he seriously damaged Mr. Pecksniff's luggage by ardently hauling it down from the top of the house and in short, evinced by every means in his power, a lively sense of the favors he had received from that gentleman and his family. Mr. Pecksniff and Mr. Jenkins came home to dinner arm in arm, for the latter gentleman had made half holiday on purpose, thus gaining an immense advantage over the youngest gentleman and the rest, whose time, as it perversely chanced, was all bespoke until the evening. The bottle of wine was Mr. Pecksniff's treat and they were very sociable indeed, though full of lamentations on the necessity of parting. While they were in the midst of their enjoyment, old Anthony and his son were announced, much to the surprise of Mr. Pecksniff and greatly to the discomforture of Jenkins. Come to say goodbye, you see, said Anthony in a low voice to Mr. Pecksniff as they took their seats apart at the table while the rest conversed among themselves. Where is the use of a division between you and me? We are the two halves of a pair of scissors when apart, Pecksniff, but together we are something, eh? Unanimity, my good sir, rejoined Mr. Pecksniff, is always delightful. I don't know about that, said the old man, for there are some people I would rather differ from than agree with, but you know my opinion of you. Mr. Pecksniff, still having hypocrite in his mind, only replied by a motion of his head, which was something between an affirmative bow and a negative shake. Complementary, said Anthony, complimentary upon my word. It was an involuntary tribute to your abilities even at the time, and it was not a time to suggest compliments either, but we agreed in the coach, you know, that we quite understood each other. Oh, quite, assented Mr. Pecksniff, in a manner which implied that he himself was misunderstood most cruelly, but would not complain. Anthony glanced at his son as he sat beside Miss Charity, and then at Mr. Pecksniff, and then at his son again, very many times. It happened that Mr. Pecksniff's glances took a similar direction, but when he became aware of it, he first cast down his eyes and then closed them, as if he were determined that the old man should read nothing there. Jonas is a shrewd lad, said the old man. He appears rejoined Mr. Pecksniff in his most candid manner, to be very shrewd. And careful, said the old man, and careful I have no doubt, returned Mr. Pecksniff. Look ye, said Anthony in his ear, I think he is sweet upon your daughter. Tot, my good sir, said Mr. Pecksniff with his eyes still closed. Young people, young people, a kind of cousins too, no more sweetness than is in that, sir. Why, there is very little sweetness in that, according to our experience, returned Anthony. Isn't there a trifle more here? Impossible to say, rejoined Mr. Pecksniff. Quite impossible, you surprise me. Yes, I know that, said the old man, dryly. It may last, I mean the sweetness, not the surprise, and it may die off. Supposing it should last, perhaps you having feathered your nest pretty well, and I having done the same, we might have a mutual interest in the matter. Mr. Pecksniff, smiling gently, was about to speak, but Anthony stopped him. I know what you are going to say. It's quite unnecessary. You have never thought of this for a moment, and in a point so nearly affecting the happiness of your dear child, you couldn't, as a tender father, express an opinion, and so forth. Yes, quite right, and like you. But it seems to me, my dear Pecksniff, added Anthony, laying his hand upon his sleeve, that if you and I kept up the joke of pretending not to see this, one of us might possibly be placed in a position of disadvantage. And as I am very unwilling to be that party myself, you will excuse my taking the liberty of putting the matter beyond a doubt thus early, and having it distinctly understood, as it is now, that we do see it and do know it. Thank you for your attention. We are now upon an equal footing, which is agreeable to us both, I am sure. He rose as he spoke, and giving Mr. Pecksniff a nod of intelligence, moved away from him to where the young people were sitting, leaving that good man somewhat puzzled and discomfited by such very plain dealing, and not quite free from a sense of having been foiled in the exercise of his familiar weapons. But the night coach had a punctual character, and it was time to join it at the office, which was so near at hand that they had already sent their luggage and arranged to walk. Thither the whole party repaired, therefore, after no more delay than sufficed for the equipment of the Miss Pecksniff's and Mrs. Todgers. They found the coach already at its starting place, and the horse is in. There, too, were a large majority of the commercial gentlemen, including the youngest who was visibly agitated and in a state of deep mental dejection. Nothing could equal the distress of Mrs. Todgers imparting from the young ladies, except the strong emotions with which she bade adieu to Mr. Pecksniff. Never, surely, was a pocket-hankerchief taken in and out of a flat ridicule so often as Mrs. Todgers' was, as she stood upon the pavement by the coach door, supported on either side by a commercial gentleman, and by the side of the coach lamps, caught such brief snatches and glimpses of the good man's space as the constant interposition of Mr. Jenkins allowed. For Jenkins, to the last, the youngest gentleman's rock ahead in life, stood upon the coach step talking to the ladies. Upon the other step was Mr. Jonas, who maintained that position in right of his cousinship, whereas the youngest gentleman who had been first upon the ground was deep in the booking office among the black and red placards and the portraits of fast coaches where he was ignominiously harassed by porters and had to contend and strive perpetually with heavy baggage. This false position combined with his nervous excitement brought about the very consummation and catastrophe of his miseries. For when, in the moment of parting, he aimed a flower, a hot-house flower, that had cost money at the fair hand of mercy, it reached instead the coachman on the box who thanked him kindly and stuck it in his buttonhole. They were off now and Todgers' was alone again. The two young ladies, leaning back in their separate corners, resigned themselves to their own regretful thoughts. But Mr. Pexnip, dismissing all ephemeral considerations of social pleasure and enjoyment, concentrated his meditations on the one great virtuous purpose before him, of casting out that ingrate and deceiver whose presence yet troubled his domestic hearth and was a sacrilege upon the altars of his household gods. CHAPTER XII will be seen in the long run, if not in the short one, to concern Mr. Pinch and others nearly. Mr. Pexnip asserts the dignity of outraged virtue. Young Martin Chuzzlewit forms a desperate resolution. Part I Mr. Pinch and Martin, little dreaming of the stormy weather that impended, made themselves very comfortable in the Pexnipian halls and improved their friendship daily. Martin's facility, both of invention and execution, being remarkable, the grammar school proceeded with great vigor, and Tom repeatedly declared that if there were anything like certainty in human affairs or impartiality in human judges, a design so new and full of merit could not fail to carry off the first prize when the time of competition arrived. Without being quite so sanguine himself, Martin had his hopeful anticipations, too, and they served to make him brisk and eager at his task. If I should turn out a great architect, Tom, said the new pupil one day, as he stood at a little distance from his drawing and eyed it with much complacency, I'll tell you what should be one of the things I'd build. I cried, Tom, what? Well, your fortune. No, said Tom Pinch, quite as much delighted as if the thing were done. Would you, though? How kind of you to say so. I'd build it up, Tom, returned to Martin on such a strong foundation that it should last your life, I and your children's lives, too, and their children's after them. I'd be your patron, Tom. I'd take you under my protection. Let me see the man who should give the cold shoulder to anybody I chose to protect and patronize if I were at the top of the tree, Tom. No, I don't think, said Mr. Pinch, upon my word that I was ever more gratified than by this I really don't. Oh, I mean what I say, retorted Martin, with a manner as free and easy in its condescension to, not to say in its compassion for, the other as if he were already first architect, in ordinary to all the crowned heads in Europe. I'd do it, I'd provide for you. I am afraid, said Tom, shaking his head, that I should be a mighty awkward person to provide for. Poo-poo, rejoined Martin, never mind that. If I took it in my head to say, Pinch is a clever fellow, I approve of Pinch. I should like to know the man who would venture to put himself in opposition to me. Besides confound it, Tom, you could be useful to me in a hundred ways. If I were not useful in one or two, it shouldn't be for want of trying, said Tom. For instance, pursued Martin after a short reflection, you'd be a capital fellow now to see that my ideas were properly carried out and to overlook the works in their progress before they were sufficiently advanced to be very interesting to me, and to take all that sort of plain sailing. Then you'd be a splendid fellow to show people over my studio and to talk about art to them when I couldn't be bored myself, and all that kind of thing. For it would be devilish creditable, Tom. I'm quite an earnest, I give you my word, to have a man of your information about one instead of some ordinary blockhead. Oh, I'd take care of you. You'd be useful, rely upon it. To say that Tom had no idea of playing first fiddle in any social orchestra, but was always quite satisfied to be set down for the hundred-and-fiftieth violin in the band or thereabouts, is to express his modesty in very inadequate terms. He was much delighted, therefore, by these observations. I should be married to her then, Tom, of course, said Martin. What was that which checked Tom pinched so suddenly in the high flow of his gladness, bringing the blood into his honest cheeks and the remorseful feeling to his honest heart as if he were unworthy of his friend's regard? I should be married to her then, said Martin, looking with a smile towards the light, and we should have, I hope, children about us. They'd be very fond of you, Tom. But not a word, said Mr. Pinch. The words he would have uttered died upon his lips and found a life more spiritual and self-denying thoughts. All the children hereabouts are fond of you, Tom. And mine would be, of course, pursued Martin. Perhaps I might name one of them after you. Tom, eh? Well, I don't know, Tom's not a bad name. Thomas pinched Chuzzlewit, TPC, on his pinafores. No objection to that, I should say. Tom cleared his throat and smiled. She would like you, Tom, I know, said Martin. I, cried Tom pinched faintly. I can tell exactly what she would think of you, said Martin, leaning his chin upon his hand and looking through the window glass as if he read there what he said. I know her so well. She would smile, Tom, often at first when you spoke to her, or when she looked at you, merrily too, but you wouldn't mind that. A brighter smile you never saw. No, no, said Tom, I wouldn't mind that. She would be as tender with you, Tom, said Martin, as if you were a child yourself. So you are almost in some things, ain't you, Tom? Mr. Pinch nodded his entire assent. She would always be kind and good-humored and glad to see you, said Martin, and when she found out exactly what sort of fellow you were, which she'd do very soon, she would pretend to give you little commissions to execute and to ask little services of you which she knew you were burning to render so that when she really pleased you most, she would try to make you think you most pleased her. She would take to you uncommonly, Tom, and would understand you far more delicately than I ever shall, and would often say I know that you were a harmless, gentle, well-intentioned, good fellow, how silent Tom Pinch was. In honor of old time, said Martin, and ever having heard you play the organ in this damp little church down here, for nothing too, we will have one in the house. I shall build an architectural music room on a plan of my own, and it'll look rather knowing in a recess at one end. There you shall play away, Tom, till you tire yourself, and as you like to do so in the dark, it shall be dark, and many's the summer evening, she and I will sit and listen to you, Tom. Be sure of that. It may have required a stronger effort on Tom Pinch's part to leave the seat on which he sat and shake his friend by both hands with nothing but serenity and grateful feeling painted on his face. It may have required a stronger effort to perform this simple act with a pure heart than to achieve many and many a deed to which the doubtful trumpet blown by fame has lustily resounded. Doubtful, because from its long hovering over scenes of violence, the smoke and steam of death have clogged the keys of that brave instrument, and it is not always that its notes are either true or tuneful. It's a proof of the kindness of human nature, said Tom, characteristically putting himself quite out of sight in the matter, that everybody who comes here as you have done is more considerate and affectionate to me than I should have any right to hope if I were the most sanguine creature in the world, or should have any power to express if I were the most eloquent. It really overpowers me, but trust me, said Tom, that I am not ungrateful, that I never forget, and that if I can ever prove the truth of my words to you, I will. That's all right, observed Martin, leaning back in his chair with a hand in each pocket and yawning drearly. Very fine talking, Tom, but I'm at peck sniffs, I remember, and perhaps a mile or so out of the high road to fortune just at this minute. So you've heard again this morning from what's his name, eh? Who may that be, asked Tom, seeming to enter a mild protest on behalf of the dignity of an absent person? You know, what is it, North Key? West Lock, rejoined Tom, and rather a louder tone than usual. To be sure, said Martin, West Lock. I knew it was something connected with the point of the compass and a door. Well, and what says West Lock? Oh, he has come into his property, answered Tom, nodding his head and smiling. He's a lucky dog, said Martin. I wish it were mine instead. Is that all the mystery you were to tell me? No, said Tom, not all. What's the rest, asked Martin. For the matter of that, said Tom, it's no mystery, and you won't think much of it, but it's very pleasant to me. John always used to say when he was here, mark my words, pinch. When my father's executor's cash up, he used strange expressions now and then, but that was his way. Cash up's a very good expression, observed Martin. When other people don't apply it to you. Well, what a slow fellow you are, pinch. Yes, I am, I know, said Tom, but you'll make me nervous if you tell me so. I'm afraid you have put me out a little now before I forget what I was going to say. When John's father's executor's cashed up, said Martin, impatiently. Oh yes, to be sure, cried Tom. Yes, then, says John, I'll give you a dinner pinch and come down to Salisbury on purpose. Now, when John wrote the other day, the morning peck-sniff left, you know, he said his business was on the point of being immediately settled, and as he was to receive his money directly, when could I meet him at Salisbury? I wrote and said, any day this week, and I told him besides that there was a new pupil here and what a fine fellow you were and what friends we had become, upon which John writes back this letter, Tom produced it, fixes tomorrow, sends his compliments to you, and begs that we three may have the pleasure of dining together. Not at the house where you and I were, either, but at the very first hotel in the town. Read what he says. Very well, said Martin, glancing over it with his customary coolness. Much obliged to him, I'm agreeable. Tom could have wished him to be a little more astonished, a little more pleased, or in some form or other, a little more interested in such a great event, but he was perfectly self-possessed and falling into his favorite solace of whistling took another turn at the grammar school as if nothing at all had happened. Mr. Peck-sniff's horse being regarded in the light of a sacred animal, only to be driven by him, the chief priest of that temple, or by some person distinctly nominated for the time being to that high office by himself, the two young men agreed to walk to Salisbury, and so when the time came they set off on foot, which was, after all, a better mode of traveling than in the gig, as the weather was very cold and very dry. Better. A rare, strong, hearty, healthy walk, four statute miles an hour, preferable to that rumbling, tumbling, jolting, shaking, scraping, creaking, villainous old gig, where the two things will not admit of comparison. It is an insult to the walk to set them side by side, whereas an instance of a gig, having ever circulated a man's blood, unless when putting him in danger of his neck, it awakened in his veins and in his ears and all along his spine a tingling heat, much more peculiar than agreeable. When did a gig ever sharpen anybody's wits and energies, unless it was when the horse bolted and crashing madly down a steep hill with a stone wall at the bottom? His desperate circumstances suggested to the only gentleman left inside some novel and unheard of mode of dropping out behind, better than the gig. The air was cold, Tom, so it was. There was no denying it. But would it have been more genial in the gig? The blacksmith's fire burned very bright and leaped up high, as though it wanted men to warm. But would it have been less tempting, looked at from the clammy cushions of a gig? The wind blew keenly, nipping the features of the hearty white who fought his way along, blinding him with his own hair if he had enough to it, and wintry dust if he hadn't, stopping his breath as though he had been sourced in a cold bath, tearing aside his wrappings up and whistling in the very marrow of his bones. But it would have done all this a hundred times more fiercely to a man in a gig, wouldn't it? A fig for gigs, better than the gig. When were travelers by wheels and hooves seen with such red-hot cheeks as those? When were they so good, humorably and merrily bloused? When did their laughter ring upon the air as they turned them round? What time the stronger gusts came sweeping up? And facing round again as they passed by, dashed on in such a glow of ruddy health as nothing could keep pace with but the high spirits that engendered. Better than the gig. Why, here is a man in a gig coming the same way now. Look at him as he passes his whip into his left hand, chafes his numbed right fingers on his granite leg and beats those marble toes of his upon the footboard. Ha, ha, ha. Who would exchange this rapid hurry of the blood for yonder stagnant misery, though its pace were twenty miles for one? Better than the gig. No man in a gig could have such interest in the milestones. No man in a gig could see or feel or think like merry users of their legs. How, as the wind sweeps on upon these breezy downs, it tracks its flight in darkening ripples on the grass and smoothest shadows on the hills. Look round and round upon this bare bleak plain and see even here upon a winter's day how beautiful the shadows are. Alas, it is the nature of their kind to be so. The loveliest things in life, Tom, are but shadows and they come and go and change and fade away as rapidly as these. Another mile and then begins a fall of snow, making the crow who skims away so close above the ground to shirk the wind, a blot of ink upon the landscape. But though it drives and drifts against them as they walk, stiffening on their skirts and freezing in the lashes of their eyes, they wouldn't have it fall more sparingly. No, not so much as by a single flake, although they had to go a score of miles. And lo, the towers of the old cathedral rise before them even now, and by and by they come into the sheltered streets made strangely silent by their white carpet, and so to the inn for which they are bound, where they present such flushed and burning faces to the cold waiter and are so brimful of vigor that he almost feels assaulted by their presence. And having nothing to oppose to the attack, being fresh or rather stale from the blazing fire in the coffee room, is quite put out of his pale countenance. A famous inn, the hall of very grove of dead game and dangling joints of munt and in one corner an illustrious larder with glass doors developing cold fowls and noble joints and tarts wherein the raspberry jam coily withdrew itself as such a precious creature should, behind a latticework of pastry, and behold, on the first floor at the court end of the house in a room with all the window curtains drawn, a fire piled halfway up the chimney, plates warming before it, wax candles gleaming everywhere, and a table spread for three with silver and glass enough for 30, John Westlock, not the old John of Pexnips, but a proper gentleman, looking another and a grander person with the consciousness of being his own master and having money in the bank. And yet in some respects the old John too, for he seized Tom pinched by both his hands the instant he appeared and fairly hugged him in his cordial welcome. And this, said John, is Mr. Chuzzlewitt. I am very glad to see him. John had an offhand manner of his own, so they shook hands warmly and were friends in no time. Stand off a moment, Tom, cried the old pupil, laying one hand on each of Mr. Pinch's shoulders and holding him out at arm's length. Let me look at you, just to say, not a bit changed. Why, it's not so very long ago, you know, said Tom Pinch, after all. It seems an age to me, cried John, and so it ought to seem to you, you dog. And then he pushed Tom down into the easiest chair and clapped him on the back so heartily, and so like his old self in their old bedroom at Old Peck'sness, that it was a toss up with Tom Pinch, whether he should laugh or cry, laughter wanted and they all three laughed together. I have ordered everything for dinner that we used to say we'd have, Tom, observed John Westlock. No, said Tom Pinch, have you? Everything. Don't laugh if you can help it before the waiters. I couldn't when I was ordering it. It's like a dream. John was wrong there because nobody ever dreamed such soup as was put upon the table directly afterwards, or such fish, or such side dishes, or such a top and bottom, or such a course of birds and sweets, or in short, anything approaching the reality of that entertainment at 10 and six pence ahead, exclusive of wines. As to them, the man who can dream such ice champagne, such claret, port, or sherry, had better go to bed and stop there. But perhaps the finest feature of the banquet was that nobody was half so much amazed by everything as John himself, who in his high delight was constantly bursting into fits of laughter and then endeavoring to appear preternaturally solemn, lest the waiters should conceive he wasn't used to it. Some of the things they brought him to carve were such outrageous practical jokes, though, that it was impossible to stand it. And when Tom Pinch insisted, in spite of the deferential advice of an attendant, not only on breaking down the outer wall of a raised pie with a tablespoon, but on trying to eat it afterwards, John lost all dignity and sat behind the gorgeous dish cover at the head of the table, roaring to that extent that he was audible in the kitchen. Nor had he the least objection to laugh at himself as he demonstrated when they had all three gathered round the fire and the dessert was on the table, at which period the head waiter inquired with respectful solicitude, whether that port, being a light and tawny wine, was suited to his taste or whether he would wish to try a fruity port with greater body. To this, John gravely answered that he was well satisfied with what he had, which he esteemed, as one might say, a pretty tidy vintage, for which the waiter thanked him and withdrew. And then John told his friends with a broad grin that he supposed it was all right, but he didn't know, and went off into a perfect shout. They were very merry and full of enjoyment the whole time, but not the least pleasant part of the festival was when they all three sat about the fire, cracking nuts, drinking wine, and talking cheerfully. It happened that Tom Pinch had a word to say to his friend, the organist's assistant, and so deserted his warm corner for a few minutes at this season, lest it should grow too late, leaving the other two young men together. They drank his health in his absence, of course, and John Westlock took that opportunity of saying that he had never had even a peevish word with Tom during the whole term of their residence in Mr. Pexnip's house. This naturally led him to dwell upon Tom's character and to hint that Mr. Pexnip understood it pretty well. He only hinted this, and very distantly, knowing that it pained Tom Pinch to have that gentleman disparaged and thinking it would be as well to leave the new pupil to his own discoveries. Yes, said Martin, it's impossible to like Pinch better than I do, or to do greater justice to his good qualities. He is the most willing fellow I ever saw. He's rather too willing, observed John, who was quick in observation. It's quite a fault in him. So it is, said Martin, very true. There was a fellow only a week or so ago, a Mr. Tigg, who borrowed all the money he had on a promise to repay it in a few days. It was but half a sovereign to be sure, but it's well it was no more for he'll never see it again. Poor fellow, said John, who had been very attentive to these few words. Perhaps you have not had an opportunity of observing that in his own pecuniary transactions. Tom's proud. You don't say so. No, I haven't. What do you mean? Did he borrow? John Westlock shook his head. That's very odd, said Martin, setting down his empty glass. He's a strange compound, to be sure. As to receiving money as a gift, resumed John Westlock, I think he'd die first. He's made up of simplicity, said Martin. Help yourself. You, however, pursued John, filling his own glass, and looking at his companion with some curiosity, who are older than the majority of Mr. Pexniff's assistants and have evidently had much more experience, understand him, I have no doubt, and see how liable he is to be imposed upon. Certainly, said Martin, stretching out his legs and holding his wine between his eye and the light. Mr. Pexniff knows that, too. So do his daughters, eh? John Westlock smiled, but made no answer. By the by, said Martin, that reminds me, what's your opinion of Pexniff? How did he use you? What do you think of him now? Coolie, you know, when it's all over. Ask Pinch, returned to the old pupil. He knows what my sentiments used to be upon the subject. They are not changed, I assure you. No, no, said Martin, I'd rather have them from you. But Pinch says they are unjust, urged John with a smile. Oh, well, then I know what course they take beforehand, said Martin, and therefore you can have no delicacy in speaking plainly. Don't mind me, I beg. I don't like him, I tell you frankly. I am with him because it happens from particular circumstances to suit my convenience. I have some ability, I believe, in that way, and the obligation, if any, will most likely be on his side and not mine. At the lowest mark, the balance will be even, and there'll be no obligation at all. So you may talk to me as if I had no connection with him. If you press me to give my opinion, returned John Westloth. Yes, I do, said Martin, you'll oblige me. I should say, resumed the other, that he is the most consummate scoundrel on the face of the earth. Oh, said Martin as coolly as ever, that's rather strong. Not stronger than he deserves, said John, and if he called upon me to express my opinion of him to his face, I would do so in the very same terms without the least qualification. His treatment of pinch isn't itself enough to justify them, but when I look back upon the five years I passed in that house and remember the hypocrisy, the navery, the meannesses, the false pretenses, the lip service of that fellow and his trading and saintly semblances for the very worst realities, when I remember how often I was the witness of all this and how often I was made a kind of party to it by the fact of being there with him for my teacher, I swear to you that I almost despise myself. Martin drained his glass and looked at the fire. I don't mean to say that it is the right feeling, pursued John Westlock, because it was no fault of mine and I can quite understand you for instance, fully appreciating him and yet being forced by circumstances to remain there. I tell you simply what my feeling is and even now when as you say it's all over and when I have the satisfaction of knowing that he always hated me and we always quarreled and I always told him my mind, even now I feel sorry that I didn't yield to an impulse I often had as a boy of running away from him and going abroad. Why abroad, asked Martin, turning his eyes upon the speaker. In search replied John Westlock shrugging his shoulders of the livelihood I couldn't have earned at home. There would have been something spirited in that, but come fill your glass and let us forget him. As soon as you please, said Martin, in reference to myself and my connection with him, I have only to repeat what I said before. I have taken my own way with him so far and shall continue to do so even more than ever. For the fact is to tell you the truth that I believe he looks to me to supply his defect and couldn't afford to lose me. I had a notion of that in first going there. Your health, thank you, returned young Westlock, yours. And may the new pupil turn out as well as you can desire. What new pupil? The fortunate youth born under an auspicious star, returned John Westlock, laughing, whose parents or guardians are destined to be hooked by the advertisement. What, don't you know that he has advertised again? No. Oh yes, I read it just before dinner in the old newspaper. I know it to be his having some reason to remember the style. Hush, here's Pinch. Strange is it not that the more he likes Peck-sniff, if he can like him better than he does, the greater reason one has to like him. Not a word more or we shall spoil his whole enjoyment. End of chapter 12, part one. Chapter 12, part two of Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewick. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewick, by Charles Dickens. Chapter 12, part two. Tom entered as the words were spoken with a radiant smile upon his face and rubbing his hands more from a sense of delight than because he was cold, or he had been running fast, sat down in his warm corner again and was as happy as only Tom Pinch could be. There is no other simile that will express his state of mind. And so he said when he had gazed at his friend for some time in silent pleasure, so you really are a gentleman at last, John. Well, to be sure. Trying to be Tom, trying to be, he rejoined good-humoredly. There is no saying what I may turn out in time. I suppose you wouldn't carry your own box to the mail now, said Tom Pinch, smiling, although you lost it all together by not taking it. Wouldn't I? retorted John. That's all you know about it, Pinch. It must be a very heavy box that I wouldn't carry to get away from Pecksniff's, Tom. There cried Pinch, turning to Martin. I told you so. The great fault in his character is his injustice to Pecksniff. You mustn't mind a word he says on that subject. His prejudice is most extraordinary. The absence of anything like prejudice on Tom's part, you know, said John Westlock, laughing heartily as he laid his hand on Mr. Pinch's shoulder, is perfectly wonderful. If one man ever had a profound knowledge of another and saw him in a true light and in his own proper colors, Tom has that knowledge of Mr. Pecksniff. Well, of course I have, cried Tom. That's exactly what I have so often said to you. If you knew him as well as I do, John, I'd give almost any money to bring that about. You'd admire, respect, and reverence him. You couldn't help it. Oh, how you wounded his feelings when you went away. If I had known where about his feelings lay, retorted John Westlock, I'd have done my best, Tom, with that end in view. You may depend upon it. But as I couldn't wound him in what he has not and in what he knows nothing of, except in his ability to probe them to the quick and other people, I am afraid I can lay no claim to your compliment. Mr. Pinch, being unwilling to protract a discussion which might possibly corrupt Martin, forbore to say anything in reply to this speech. But John Westlock, whom nothing short of an iron gag would have silenced when Mr. Pecksniff's merits were once in question, continued notwithstanding his feelings, or he's a tenderhearted man, his feelings, or he's a considerate conscientious self-examining moral vagabond, he is, his feelings. Oh, what's the matter, Tom? Mr. Pinch was by this time erect upon the hearth rug, buttoning his coat with great energy. I can't bear it, said Tom, shaking his head. No, I really cannot. You must excuse me, John. I have a great esteem and friendship for you. I love you very much and have been perfectly charmed and overjoyed today to find you just the same as ever, but I cannot listen to this. Why it's my old way, Tom, and you say yourself that you are glad to find me unchanged. Not in this respect, said Tom Pinch. You must excuse me, John. I cannot really, I will not. It's very wrong. You should be more guarded in your expressions. It was bad enough when you and I used to be alone together. But under existing circumstances, I can't endure it, really. No, I cannot, indeed. You are quite right, exclaimed the other, exchanging looks with Martin. And I am quite wrong, Tom. I don't know how the deuce we fell on this unlucky theme. I beg your pardon with all my heart. You have a free and manly temper, I know, said Pinch, and therefore you're being so ungenerous in this one solitary instance only grieves me the more. It's not my pardon. You have to ask, John. You have done me nothing but kindnesses. Well, Pexniff's pardon, then, said young Westlock. Anything, Tom, or anybody. Pexniff's pardon. Will that do? Here, let us drink Pexniff's health. Thank you, cried Tom, shaking hands with him eagerly and filling a bumper. Thank you, I'll drink it with all my heart, John. Mr. Pexniff's health and prosperity to him. John Westlock echoed the sentiment, or nearly so, for he drank Mr. Pexniff's health and something to him, but what was not quite audible. The general unanimity being then completely restored. They drew their chairs closer round the fire and conversed in perfect harmony and enjoyment until bedtime. No slight circumstance, perhaps, could have better illustrated the difference of character between John Westlock and Martin Chuzzlewitt than the manner in which each of the young men contemplated Tom Pinch after the little rupture just described. There was a certain amount of jocularity in the looks of both, no doubt, but their all resemblance ceased. The old pupil could not do enough to show Tom how cordially he felt towards him, and his friendly regard seemed of a graver and more thoughtful kind than before. The new one, on the other hand, had no impulse but to laugh at the recollection of Tom's extreme absurdity, and mingled with his amusement there was something slighting and contemptuous, indicative as it appeared, of his opinion that Mr. Pinch was much too far gone in simplicity to be admitted as the friend on serious and equal terms of any rational man. John Westlock, who did nothing by haves if he could help it, had provided beds for his two guests in the hotel, and after a very happy evening they retired. Mr. Pinch was sitting on the side of his bed with his cravat and shoes off, ruminating on the manifold good qualities of his old friend when he was interrupted by a knock at his chamber door in the voice of John himself. You're not asleep yet, are you, Tom? Bless you, no, not I. I was thinking of you, replied Tom, opening the door. Come in. I am not going to detain you, said John, but I have forgotten all the evening a little commission I took upon myself, and I'm afraid I may forget it again if I fail to discharge it at once. You know, Mr. Tig, Tom, I believe? Tig, cried Tom. Tig, the gentleman who borrowed some money of me. Exactly, said John Westlock. He begged me to present his compliments and to return it with many thanks. Here it is. I suppose it's a good one, but he is rather a doubtful kind of customer, Tom. Mr. Pinch received the little piece of gold with a face whose brightness might have shamed the metal, and said he had no fear about that. He was glad, he added, to find Mr. Tig so prompt and honorable in his dealings. Very glad. Why, to tell you the truth, Tom, replied his friend, he is not always so. If you'll take my advice you'll avoid him as much as you can in the event of your encountering him again, and by no means, Tom, pray bear this in mind, for I am very serious. By no means lend him money any more. I, I, said Tom, with his eyes wide open. He is very far from being a reputable acquaintance, returned young Westlock, and the more you let him know you think so, the better for you, Tom. I say, John, quote Mr. Pinch, as his countenance fell, and he shook his head in a dejected manner. I hope you are not getting into bad company. No, no, he replied, laughing, don't be uneasy on that score. Oh, but I am uneasy, said Tom Pinch. I can't help it when I hear you talking in that way. If Mr. Tig is what you describe him to be, you have no business to know him, John. You may laugh, but I don't consider it by any means a laughing matter, I assure you. No, no, returned his friend, composing his features. Quite right it is not, certainly. You know, John, said Mr. Pinch, your very good nature and kindness of heart make you thoughtless, and you can't be too careful on such a point as this. Upon my word, if I thought you were falling among bad companions, I should be quite wretched, for I know how difficult you would find it to shake them off. I would much rather have lost this money, John, than I would have had it back again on such terms. I tell you, my dear good old fellow cried his friend, shaking him to and fro with both hands, and smiling at him with a cheerful, open countenance that would have carried conviction to a mind much more suspicious than Tom's. I tell you, there is no danger. Well, cried Tom, I am glad to hear it. I am overjoyed to hear it. I am sure there is not, when you say so in that manner. You won't take it ill, John, that I said what I did just now. Ill, said the other, giving his hand a hearty squeeze, why what do you think I am made of? Mr. Tig and I are not on such an intimate footing that you need be at all uneasy. I give you my solemn assurance of that, Tom. You are quite comfortable now? Quite, said Tom. Then once more, good night. Good night, cried Tom. In such pleasant dreams to you as should attend the sleep of the best fellow in the world. Except Pexnip, said his friend, stopping at the door for a moment and looking gaily back. Except Pexnip answered Tom with great gravity, of course. And thus they parted for the night. John Westlock, full of light-heartedness and good humor, and poor Tom Pinch, quite satisfied, though still, as he turned over on his side in bed, he muttered to himself, I really do wish for all that, though, that he wasn't acquainted with Mr. Tig. They breakfasted together very early next morning, for the two young men desired to get back again in good season, and John Westlock was to return to London by the coach that day. As he had some hours to spare, he bore them company for three or four miles on their walk, and only parted from them at last in sheer necessity. The parting was an unusually hearty one. Not only is between him and Tom Pinch, but on the side of Martin, also, who had found in the Old Pupil a very different sort of person from the milk-sob he had prepared himself to expect. Young Westlock stopped upon a rising ground when he had gone a little distance and looked back. They were walking at a brisk pace, and Tom appeared to be talking earnestly. Martin had taken off his great coat, the wind being now behind them, and carried it upon his arm. As he looked, he saw Tom relieve him of it after a faint resistance, and throwing it upon his own encumber himself with the weight of both. This trivial incident impressed the Old Pupil mightily, for he stood there gazing after them until they were hidden from his view when he shook his head as if he were troubled by some uneasy reflection and thoughtfully retraced his steps to Salisbury. In the meantime, Martin and Tom pursued their way until they halted safe and sound at Mr. Pecksniff's house, where a brief epistle from that good gentleman to Mr. Pinch announced the family's return by that night's coach. As it would pass the corner of the lane at about six o'clock in the morning, Mr. Pecksniff requested that the gig might be in waiting at the finger post about that time, together with a cart for the luggage. And to the end that he might be received with the greater honor, the young men agreed to rise early and be upon the spot themselves. It was the least cheerful day they had yet passed together. Martin was out of spirits and out of humor and took every opportunity of comparing his condition and prospects with those of young Westlock, much to his own disadvantage always. This mood of his depressed Tom and neither that morning's party nor yesterday's dinner helped mend the matter, so the hours dragged on heavily enough and they were glad to go to bed early. They were not quite so glad to get up again at half past four o'clock in all the shivering discomfort of a dark winter's morning, but they turned out punctually and were at the finger post full half an hour before the appointed time. It was not by any means a lively morning, for the sky was black and cloudy and it rained hard, but Martin said there was some satisfaction in seeing that brute of a horse, by this he meant Mr. Pecksniff's Arab steed, getting very wet, and that he rejoiced on his account that it rained so fast. From this it may be inferred that Martin's spirits had not improved, as indeed they had not. For while he and Mr. Pinch stood waiting under a hedge, looking at the rain, the gig, the cart, and its reeking driver, he did nothing but grumble, and but that it is indispensable to any dispute that there should be two parties to it, he would certainly have picked a quarrel with Tom. At length the noise of wheels was faintly audible in the distance, and presently the coach came splashing through the mud and mire with one miserable outside passenger crouching down among wet straw under a saturated umbrella, and the coachman guard and horses in a fellowship of dripping wretchedness. Immediately on its stopping Mr. Pecksniff let down the window glass and hailed Tom Pinch. Dear me, Mr. Pinch, is it possible that you are out upon this very inclement morning? Yes, sir, cried Tom, advancing eagerly. Mr. Chuzzlewitt and I, sir. Oh, said Mr. Pecksniff, looking not so much at Martin, as at the spot on which he stood. Oh, indeed, do me the favor to seat of the trunks, if you please, Mr. Pinch. Then Mr. Pecksniff descended and helped his daughters to alight. But neither he nor the young ladies took the slightest notice of Martin, who had advanced to offer his assistance, but was repulsed by Mr. Pecksniff standing immediately before his person with his back towards him. In the same manner and in profound silence Mr. Pecksniff handed his daughters into the gig and, following himself and taking the reins, drove off home. Lost in astonishment, Martin stood staring at the coach, and when the coach had driven away at Mr. Pinch and the luggage, until the cart moved off, too, when he said to Tom, now will you have the goodness to tell me what this portends? What, asked Tom, this fellow's behavior. Mr. Pecksniff's, I mean. You saw it? No, indeed I did not, cried Tom. I was busy with the trunks. It is no matter, said Martin. Come, let us make haste back. And without another word started off at such a pace that Tom had some difficulty in keeping up with him. He had no care where he went, but walked through little heaps of mud and little pools of water with the utmost indifference, looking straight before him and sometimes laughing in a strange manner within himself. Tom felt that anything he could say would only render him the more obstinate, and therefore trusted to Mr. Pecksniff's manner when they reached the house to remove the mistaken impression under which he felt convinced, so great a favor to the new pupil must unquestionably be laboring. But he was not a little amazed himself when they did reach it, and entered the parlor where Mr. Pecksniff was sitting alone before the fire, drinking some hot tea, to find that instead of taking favorable notice of his relative and keeping him, Mr. Pinch, in the background, he did exactly the reverse, and was so lavish in his attentions to Tom that Tom was thoroughly confounded. Take some tea, Mr. Pinch. Take some tea, said Pecksniff, stirring the fire. You must be very cold and damp. Pray take some tea, and come into a warm place, Mr. Pinch. Tom saw that Martin looked at Mr. Pecksniff as though he could have easily found it in his heart to give him an invitation to a very warm place, but he was quite silent, and standing opposite that gentleman at the table regarded him attentively. Take a chair, Pinch, said Pecksniff. Take a chair, if you please. How have things gone on in our absence, Mr. Pinch? You will be very much pleased with the grammar school, sir, said Tom. It's nearly finished. If you will have the goodness, Mr. Pinch, said Pecksniff, waving his hand and smiling. We will not discuss anything connected with that question at present. What have you been doing, Thomas? Mr. Pinch looked from master to pupil and from pupil to master and was so perplexed and dismayed that he wanted presence of mind to answer the question. In this awkward interval Mr. Pecksniff, who was perfectly conscious of Martin's gaze, though he had never once glanced towards him, poked the fire very much, and when he couldn't do that anymore drank tea assiduously. Now, Mr. Pecksniff, said Martin at last in a very quiet voice, if you have sufficiently refreshed and recovered yourself, I shall be glad to hear what you mean by this treatment of me. And what, said Mr. Pecksniff, turning his eyes on Tom Pinch, even more placidly and gently than before, what have you been doing, Thomas? When he had repeated this inquiry, he looked round the walls of the room as if he were curious to see whether any nails had been left there by accident in former times. Tom was almost at his wits' end what to say between the two, and had already made a gesture as if he would call Mr. Pecksniff's attention to the gentleman who had last addressed him when Martin saved him for the trouble by doing so himself. Mr. Pecksniff, he said, softly wrapping the table twice with thrice and moving a step or two nearer so that he could have touched him with his hand. You heard what I said just now. Do me the favor to reply, if you please. I ask you," he raised his voice a little here, what you mean by this. I will talk to you, sir, said Mr. Pecksniff in a severe voice as he looked at him for the first time, presently. You are very obliging, returned Martin. Presently will not do. I must trouble you to talk to me at once. Mr. Pecksniff made a faint of being deeply interested in his pocketbook, but it shook in his hands as he trembled so. Now, retorted Martin, wrapping the table again, now, presently will not do. Now! Do you threaten me, sir, cried Mr. Pecksniff? Martin looked at him and made no answer, but a curious observer might have detected an ominous twitching at his mouth and perhaps an involuntary attraction of his right hand in the direction of Mr. Pecksniff's cravat. I lament to be obliged to say, sir, resumed Mr. Pecksniff, that it would be quite in keeping with your character if you did threaten me. You have deceived me. You have imposed upon a nature which you knew to be confiding and unsuspicious. You have obtained admission, sir, said Mr. Pecksniff, rising, to this house on perverted statements and on false pretenses. Go on, said Martin, with a scornful smile. I understand you now. What more? Thus much more, sir, cried Mr. Pecksniff, trembling from head to foot and trying to rub his hands, as though he were only cold. Thus much more. If you forced me to publish your shame before a third party, which I was unwilling and indisposed to do, this lowly roof, sir, must not be contaminated by the presence of one who has deceived and cruelly deceived an honorable, beloved, venerated, and venerable gentleman. And who wisely suppressed that deceit from me when he sought my protection in favor, knowing that, humble as I am, I am an honest man, seeking to do my duty in this carnal universe and setting my face against all vice and treachery. I weep for your depravity, sir, said Mr. Pecksniff. I mourn over your corruption. I pity your voluntary withdrawal of yourself from the flowery paths of purity and peace. Here he struck himself upon his breast, or a moral garden. But I cannot have a leper and a serpent for an inmate. Go forth, said Mr. Pecksniff, stretching out his hand. Go forth, young man, like all who know you. I renounce you. With what intention Martin made a stride forward at these words it is impossible to say. It is enough to know that Tom Pinch caught him in his arms and that at the same moment Mr. Pecksniff stepped back so hastily that he missed his footing, tumbled over a chair, and fell in a sitting posture on the ground, where he remained without an effort to get up again, with his head in a corner, perhaps considering it the safest place. Let me go, Pinch, cried Martin, shaking him away. Why do you hold me? Do you think a blow could make him a more abject creature than he is? Do you think that if I spat upon him I could degrade him to a lower level than his own? Look at him. Look at him, Pinch. Mr. Pinch involuntarily did so. Mr. Pecksniff, sitting, as has been already mentioned, on the carpet, with his head in an acute angle of the wane, Scott, and all the damage and detriment of an uncomfortable journey about him, was not exactly a model of all that is pre-possessing and dignified in man, certainly. Still, he was Pecksniff. It was impossible to deprive him of that unique and paramount appeal to Tom. And he returned Tom's glance as if he would have said, I, Mr. Pinch, look at me. Here I am. You know what the poet says about an honest man. And an honest man is one of the few great works that can be seen for nothing. Look at me. I tell you, said Martin, that as he lies there, disgraced, bought, used, a cloth for dirty hands, a mat for dirty feet, a lying, fawning, servile hound, he is the very last and worst among the vermin of the world, and mark me, Pinch, the day will come, he knows it, see it written on his face while I speak, when even you will find him out and will know him as I do, and as he knows I do. He renounced me, cast your eyes on the renouncer, Pinch, and be the wiser for the recollection. He pointed at him as he spoke with unutterable contempt, and, flinging his hat upon his head, walked from the room and from the house. He went so rapidly that he was already clear of the village when he heard Tom Pinch calling breathlessly after him in the distance. Well, what now, he said, when Tom came up. Dear, dear, cried Tom, are you going? Going, he echoed, going, I didn't so much mean that, were you going now at once in this bad weather on foot, without your clothes, with no money, cried Tom. Yes, he answered sternly, I am. And where, cried Tom, or where will you go? I don't know, he said. Yes, I do, I'll go to America. No, no, cried Tom, in a kind of agony. Don't go there, pray don't. Think better of it, don't be so dreadfully regardless of yourself, don't go to America. My mind is made up, he said. Your friend was right, I'll go to America. God bless you, Pinch. Take this, cried Tom, pressing a book upon him in great agitation. I must make haste back, and I can't say anything I would. Heaven be with you, look at the leaf I have turned down. Goodbye, goodbye. The simple fellow rung him by the hand with tears stealing down his cheeks, and they parted hurriedly upon their separate ways. End of chapter 12.