 I'm a big fan of stand-up comedy, but do you know what I like more? Sit-down comedy. Welcome back to our stupid reactions, the idiots. I'm... Carbon Miles. Thought you forgot. Today we'll be reacting to... This is Rick. Hi! And today we'll be reacting to... I think it's Kenny Sebastian. And this set is called White People Problems. I thought this would be fitting. We're both white. We both have problems. We both have problems. And we like to laugh. Hopefully it makes me laugh. I will not laugh unless it's funny. So that's how laughter works. Yeah, for sure. When it's legit. When it's real. Please follow us on Instagram and Twitter. Let's laugh. In New York and it's great because all the white comics love to complain. White people complaining is amazing. Because in India we have problems. But we have a very high standard of problems. Very high standard. Then it qualifies as a problem. Because in India we have a cold. Wait for one day it will go. Or you fracture your leg. Wait for one month. Don't move it. It will be fine. Hey, where is this ball's head? What happened? Car accident. Is it car okay? That's where it's a problem. That's a problem. America is awesome. I think there's pollen here. I'm allergic to pain. It's true. That's true. I am allergic to pain. Which one got to get my medication? So I went to the open mics. And they are complaining. You know, too much population in New York. We call this too many people. In India there's so many people around you. Sometimes when you're walking, you don't know if you're moving. It's just that Abby is moving. It's like a situation where you're in a plane. I thought, I'm not moving or anything. This has to get approval from the white guy. It just has to get approved. So how many first generation Indians you are like? You just move from India. Second generation like parents moved here. Second generation. Hey, I'm so glad. Sorry? Just you? What's your name? Jyoti. What the fuck? You mean Pranasi name correctly? You know second generation? Jyoti. The question is, white guys are like brown guys. That's my question I said. Brown guy? Did family put a gun to your head? Generally you want to... Yeah? Yeah, it's very, it's very... So in India when we were in a club and tried to pick up chicks. Because Indian guys are great at picking chicks. He's not going to love you or me bro. Yeah, this is only very difficult. Indian make an Indian man. Indian women here look... Anyway they look amazing in India. Here they look even more. Indian guys look worse. That's why the man is there. Which makes me feel good. Because when I'm in New York, surrounded by such amazing, beautiful, white people. I see another guy in India and I'm like, oh, thank god. It's true, yeah. You said that. Yeah? Are you guys getting? No, we just got married a few months ago. You just got married a few months ago? Yeah. Wow, you guys meet here? Yeah, we met in New York. You guys been living here for a while? Yeah. How long? Four years. Five for me. You've been here for four years. And you've been here for five years. You have to catch on the accent buddy. It's only like four years, five years and... Five years, five years. You have to roll your arse bro. I have to get... Do you have the new switch? Do you do the switch from talking to each other in Indian-English accent? And then the reader comes like, I would like to pray. Like a war. Pray. Yeah, so anyway, I was like, bro, what are you doing? I love watching that switch. It's my favorite switch. It's great. Do you do that? Do you have the switch pad down here? She just orders and I get it before she does. So you have the switch ready? Yeah, I do. I don't mean the Canadian accent. Wow, you're Canadian as well? I'll give you the cans and... Oh sweet. She's ready for backup. She doesn't work out. Why can't Canadian-American manage? Very nice, you guys got married. Very nice, you got married, you know? Delhi, Bombay, Kuwait. Kuwait is the best. They're super rich. I'm from Delhi, my family's from Bombay and... Kuwait is the best. Very witty, very quick. I want to see more. Yeah, I think he has a couple of other ones. There's one about apparently why he doesn't talk about politics and a couple of other ones. Interested? Like to see it. Yeah, let us know if there's other ones we should be watching. He's quite funny. Obviously, I don't know how much we need to talk about. I mean, it's... Yeah, there's not much you can say about that. Is it funny or not? Yeah, it's funny. I like him. Thank you for recommending it. If you'd like to see Rick do stand up, why?