 Greetings, this is James P. Madonna, Megalife21, Commodore Jeff Zambello, and everyone else. Just get a good look at this. Dollar Store fishing poles. Oh, it's a fishing pole and umbrella? What the hell am I looking at here? I know it's not going to catch much of a fish. Most likely we'll break even with the smallest fish, but... fishing, enthusiasts, bait casting, umbrella? Right from the dollar zone. Wow. Cherry, what do you think of this? Is it a good value? I'm being very sarcastic. Very sarcastic indeed. See what else we got. Oh, they still got plenty of seeds. Look at that. Poppies? I wonder if that's the same poppies you get opium from. Poppies, poppies, poppies. Remember that from the Wizard of Oz? Poppies. Well, I don't have any room. Oh, here's a fake water lily for floating. Floating somewhere. I don't know where, but... Hey, what are these participation trophies? Hey, Anthony Laura. Wait a minute. Look at this. Indy Circuit Pro Wrestling in New Jersey can use this. Look at what it says. Champion. Hey, Ken Thieson too. And also Commodore Jeff Zambello. Champion. Look at that for a dollar. Too bad it's cheap feather lightweight plastic. One of the funniest things in our modern times is the participation trophy. Hey, look at this. It says you're a winner. It's great to be with a wiener. So this and this together should make any Indy Circuit young pro wrestler happy. You can give it both of them. Look how tiny they are, though. Good Goobity Goo, are they tiny? Oh, here's a pennant. Oh, that's right. Graduation time is coming. Look at this. Unbelievable. What the heck? This don't sound good to me. Dad, a son's first hero. A daughter's first love. A daughter's first love. I don't like the way that sounds. I don't like the way that sounds. I don't like the way that sounds at all. They sure have plenty of toys. Here's some bamboo torches. Forget about making a mace or a god out of them. They're too flimsy. Hey, Donald Booth. There you go. Here's your snorkeling mask for you, Donald. Dollar Store snorkeling mask. Can't be beat, right? Or you could change yours. You can get the small ones. There you go, Donald. Let's send you to a resort. You can use these flippers. Too bad they won't fit your feet, though. That mug really takes the cake. Dad is his son's first hero. And his daughter's first love. Oh, my God. How controversial that is. You know what I better do? I better check. I better check what I came here for. I probably won't find it, though. Some western hats. That coffee mug I saw. That don't sound right. It says, Dad. A father's son's first hero. A daughter's first love. That don't sound too good to me. That coffee mug. Oh. Tomato cages. There you go. This is where I got the original tomato cage. This is good, man. That's good. I still got these from several years ago. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Now, this might work. Not for a mace, though. It won't work for a mace, but it won't work for a mace. It'll be good for something else in mind. I just thought that mug was really hilarious. Okay, let me see. Let me see if a certain something came in. Nope. Nope. Well, because I opened my mouth and bragged about it, he decided not to order them. Never boast about anything to a general store manager. Especially these guys. They'll never order it again. Okay, where are they? They're not here, all right? Of course they're not here because I bragged about it. Never came in. How about that? Son of a bitch. Let's see if they're here. Nope. Not here either. Hmm.