Terry Haha, Wayne Bridge mate, how you doing? I'm that really horny guy that got Vanessa wooing. Mate she was screaming like Serena Williams playing Tennis. I ried to stop the bitch but that bitch kept on perusing.
Haha I guess that's what happens when women see my dick. They see the golden python and they pounce on it quick. Also, you're a prick for not shaking my hand I wanted to shake the man of the wife I just banged.
Wayne you can't even control your wife. Your Football skills is as bad as your sex life Your life, it sucks in so many ways And now you're trying to get with that chick from the Saturdays?
Wayne, I think she's a bit above your level mate I think you'll do better, on a blind date Only a matter of time before she's in my estate And I'm not trying to hate. It's just fate.
Bridge Look John, you know she was my ex right? In fact all of this IMPROVED my sex life How'd you think the papers found out about the story? I sent it them myself and just waited for the glory
Waited for the checks, and waited for the chicks They sympathising for me so I'm taking my pick I'll have her this week, and then that one next week You? Will never hit again, you define the word cheat
Definitely the worst player ever to be captain You lost the arm band twice, how the hell does that happen? You got caught slipping bro, remember that penalty? tears coming down your eyes to that miserable melody
Sorry did I hit a nerve, here have a tissue Psyche, you're just a puff and no bodies gonna miss you You can't always go and cry on frank Lampards shoulder Do I even have to say it? This battle is over
Bridge You should just quit john, you're bad luck mate The way you slipped was like you were wearing Ice skates Shoulda seen your face, and you should've seen your tears You're gonna relive the moment forever up in your nightmares
Terry That was a hard time in my football life. Only thing harder was my penis in your ex wife. I'm a kneeing machine so lean and mean I'll bang you up clean cos im winning like Charlie sheen.