 Most video games are made to be played for enjoyment, but today, we are playing a special exception to the rule, as this game is a relationship test. Oh, no. That is right. Today, I will be taking on the ultimate relationship test game as me and my girlfriend attempt to climb an icy mountain as a couple of penguins tied together. This might be a slippery slope to therapy. You wish we could afford therapy. So, do you want bread or do you want bread? Well, I'm shorter than you, so I should be bread. Okay. So, I'm green and you're red. Yes. Now, which way do you want to go? I want to go to the right. No, the left, left, left. I always take the left. I want to go to the right. No, let's go to the left. Let's go to the left. Actually, I think I want to go to the right. Oh, they played a little bit of ball after the school. Let's go talk to the elderly man. Okay. Why didn't we talk to the baby? Well, why the tipos? I don't know how to talk to anybody. The time has come. Be careful. Help each other guys. It will come in handy. Remember, you're training with Charlie. What do you sound like, Vegeta? No, are we just, do you just want to start the climb? Yeah. I mean, why not? I was going to say we like Miley with this shit for real. I didn't say that. All right, here we go. No, you get up here. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. All right. Undertale. That wasn't, what is Undertale? What is Undertale about this game? He looks like the dummy from Undertale. What are you talking about? I've never played Undertale for a this game. Pick me up. Swig me. Swig me. Swig me. I am. Oh, Charlie. Oh, he just looks like a bunch of pixels. Let's go over some key points from our climbing lessons. I hope I don't forget any of them this time. The most important one is swinging. Oh, the swing you need to act as an anchor. Ask the anchor before. There we go. There we go. Oh, you were swinging me off. Okay. I'll hold it down. No, no, no. First, we just make this jump normally. Now we're going to swing more in the middle. All right. Now I'm going to swing us and you let go and jump when I say so. Okay. Here we go. Go. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. You must have missed the part where we go. It's remote play. It's remote play. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remote play lack. Oh, nice. Speed run. All right. I'm going to get a good swing. Two. Let me get a full rotation. Oh, what? Let's go. That was... Wow. Damn. You face-flated me. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Damn. This is not going to take all day. This is not going to take all day. We have other Valentine's things we want to... All right. Go ahead. Okay. Here we go. Go. Yeah. That was pretty sick. I don't think we have to swing this time. We could try. Okay. Okay. Okay. Give me a big swing. Here we go. Hot damn it. Let me up. I can't. Get off of here. Jungs. I'm trying. Drag my lifeless corpse up the side. Cut my life into pieces. Go. There we go. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. You got to get it. Okay. No. This part of the game has been like 20 minutes. All right. All right. Do you want to swing or should I? This is a big swing. You do it. All right. Here we go. It's going to be up to you though. All I am is the weight. I'm just the anchor. Nice. Hold on. Anchor yourself. Anchor yourself. Anchor. Yeah. Cut my life. No. No. How do I do this? I told you it's harder than it looks. Pick me up. Pick me up. Pick me up. Pick me up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Only kids cuisine. I was going to say, these guys look like the kids cuisine. We're talking about kids cuisine. We almost lost 40 minutes of progress. Go. Go. Nice. Now get up. Pick me up. I'm trying. Please. I told you to bat. Wow. What happened? How do we do that? Oh, we're not supposed to be swinging there. Definitely not supposed to be swinging. Get up. Get up. Get up. All right. Now jump. All right. Three, two, jump. Okay. Stop. Three, two, one, jump. Okay. Three, two, one, jump. Three, two, one, jump. Nice. One, relax. Relax. Three, two, one, jump. Oh, how'd you make that? That was clutch. Yes. Oh, finally. New lore. In a few months, what a challenge you were undertaking. Good luck. I like the flood voice from Super Mario Sunshine. Thank you. Three, two, one, jump. Oh. Oh, this is a big swing. This is a huge swing. Oh, you're doing it? You're that crazy? You're going for the super swing? Go over the top. Oh, mommy's circumference. I'll be fucking going in circles. Go, go, go. Oh, look at that. There it is. There it is. Oh, go, go. Oh, no. There. Three, two, one, jump. Well, three, two, one, jump. Jump. I'm sorry. No, I'm trying to clean. Just pull me. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Damn. What would be eaten for real? Bro has bricked up in the other way. There we go. Now go. The real thing is. Me likey the penguin game. Three, two, one, jump. Three, two, one, jump. Three, two, one, jump. Nice. Three, two, one, jump. Yay. Okay, hold on. I'm scared. I'll admit it. I'm man enough to admit that I'm scared. I want to catch you as you're doing like the upper part. Are you just going with half? Yeah, I think it's a little bit easier for you to. Three, two, one, jump. Three, two, one, jump. Three, two, one, jump. I'm nervous again. Go. You have to hold. You have to hold the right. Okay, I'll hold right, I'll hold right. All right. Remember to hold the right. Remember to hold the right. Okay. Now, this one. Let's go. Oh. All right, all right, all right. I'm starting with that. I'll get started with that. Oh, no. Three, two, one, jump. Nice. Good job. Wait, up, uphill, down, no. Yeah, don't go down. That's a no. Wait, if we, wait, that is definitely a hole. Because how would we even get back up? That is for sure a hole. All right. We're just going to have to jump up top, I think. You ready? Okay, three, two, one, go. Oh, oh, pick me up. You said jump up top. No, no, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. All right, now you're going to have to move and bring me up. Oh, wait, that's perfect. Thank you. Thank you very much. Three, two, one, jump. Nice. You got to kill it right now. Yay. So we pick it up there, though. No, we cannot. Now, do we know all the controls for sure? Am I going to explode? Oh, they have a built-in counter. The beer is. What did you just do? It grabs the wall. Oh, how did you do that? E. But you can only do it for a little bit. So he got tired. Pull rope is cute. No, that's assist mode. We can't pull the rope. We're not babies. Is that not for everybody, though? We can't do that. No, we can, but that's cheating. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just got it. I just got it. We're actually it is. All right. Ready? Ready? Three, two, one, jump to the left. Three, two, three, two, what? A swing. Oh, my God. Yep, yep, yep. It's that simple. Yep, yep. Tuzzle God. Yep. Three, two, one, jump. Three, two, one, jump. Nice. Okay. Ready to hold left? This is going to be detrimental. No, I'm holding it. Go. All right. Three, three, two, one, back. Swing it back. Swing it back. Get out of here. Get up. Please. Okay. We just break the keel. Three, two, one. Go. Three, two, one. Go. There you go. Okay. Let's kill this kill it. Kill it. Kill it right here. We kill it right here. No. Okay. We get back up and kill it again. Three, two, one, go. No. Swing it back. Swing it back. All right. Swing it back. Thanks. Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic. There we go. Don't panic. See, don't even panic. Well, it's only been 25 minutes. We still have a long time before an hour. What do you mean? We have to stop at an hour? Whoops. Oh, my goodness. There you go. Swing with your heart. Swing with your heart. Get ready. Hold right. Hold right. Hold right. Hold right. No. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in for the only break. Easy. Easy. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, no. Get up here. Get up here. Get up here. Wait, what happened? We know they... Wait, maybe they were supposed to tell us that and they just didn't. But we already figured that out ourselves. All right, ready? So where are we going? We're just jumping to the right now. Oh, wait. This is how we're supposed to do it. Maybe not. Damn. It's up to you. All the pressure's on you. You've got to hit the crazy jump. You're ready to hold right because we are about to fly. They call us flightless birds. I call them stupid. One step in front of the other. There you go. Yay. It's anchor anchor. One jump. Nice. We see one jump. Now grab it. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Finally, we're making some real progress. I got it. Oh, no. No. No, no, no. Oh, there you go. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, you're going to have to jump back or pull me up. Oh, there you go. There you go. No cheating. No. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. You got it. From the chandeliers. Just fall to the right. OK, fall to the right. OK, we know where we need to land. All right, gentle. Now hold right. There you go. That's fine. That's fine. I'm going to slip. I'm going to slip. I'm going to slip. I'm going to. I did it. OK, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. OK, get ready. Get ready. Hold left. Now. I did it now. I did it now. OK, OK, great. Awesome. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. What's happening? I'm going to give it to you. Thank you. Yep. This is looking pretty good. I'm not going to lie. All right. On this next one. No, no, no. This one right here. Yep. Go. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not going to cheat. I'm not going to. No. He's going to fucking cheat it. We're going to fucking cheat it. Nice. Nice. This is a good looking run. Right. All right. You ready? Oh my God. You threw in a little mix up there probably. All right. Get your money up and then we'll give you back it. All right. Reset. Reset. Reset. I got it. Go on. Go on then. All right. Right here. Right here. Right now. Let's go. Just pull me up. Just cheat. Oh, thank you. OK. You ready? How do you want to approach this next challenge? I yeah. I assume we've done all this going up. We might as well go up some more. OK. Three, two, one. Jump. Oh my God. Don't worry. I'll pull you up. Get up. Thank you. I cheated. Oh, this is a gamer's game. I'll grab. I'll grab. Or do you want to grab? Choose. You grab. Let's start our very first part of the plan. It's a three-part process. Ready? Jump. No. No. How many steps did we jump? We I grab. You swing. I let go. We land on the platform. That's like five steps. Yeah. That's as simple as one, two, three, five. All right. Let's start our genuine five-step plan right now. You count it down. OK. Three, two, one. Jump. There we go. Step one. Success. You ready? Let go. No. It's OK. We got a safe spot. As long as we don't fail. You guys, be careful. Here comes swing. No. Now go. Ready? No. Go. Damn it. There's no way out of this. No, no, no. This way. Ready? Look, I know we lost a lot of progress, but we can get it back. You're going to make you feel you are genuine. I don't want that kid going. What do you mean? We have to. All right. Hey, maybe we mix up the strategy. Let me know. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Circle spins. Oh, yeah. Pigment spin dot com. Cool math game. Now we're thinking the same thing. I love cool math games. All right. Ready? All right. Five step plan. We're back. Yes. Let me sit up straight in my chair. Let me sit up straight. I'm sitting up straighter than you. I doubt it. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Jump. You baited me. Why did you? Whoa. Why did you bait me? You got scared. You baited the fuck out of me. I didn't bait you. You baited me. You baited me. You want to? I'm doing worse. Did you do this to us, man? I'm getting to it. You slowed down. Here we go. Pick me up. Why were you getting shot? Okay. Oh, fast. There you go. Wow. Three, two, one. Jump. All right. Remember, you got to grab your side. Grab your side. You got to grab your side. All right. Now drop. Slowly drop. Nice. There you go. Okay. Okay. Now you got to do it. You've got to do it, Kessie. That was a bonus, man. Wait a minute. Oh, shit. You got to go. Oh, I'll be getting down. Look at me. I feel like you can easily put like crazy frog over this. Even eat out. Eat out. Eat out. I love that. Like, I don't know why I'm a connoisseur of stepping sounds in video games. Like, the stepping sound is really satisfying. So out of 10, what would you give this stepping sound? Like eight, like the fully artist killed this. All right. Now I'm going to put three stepping sounds from video games up on the screen right now. And you tell me, you have to predict which one you think sounds the best and the audience will comment which one they think is the best. Our first stepping sound, Breath of the Wild. It's a little crunchy. Maybe like a five. Okay. Our second sound comes from Slime Rancher. I've never played that, but it's a little gushy. So I'm going to give it a seven. Our third one is Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask. Oh, what are you talking about? I was putting on the mask. Oh, okay. Now I'm going to do it now for bonus credit. Do the yellow link does when he puts on the Goron Mask for the first time. All right. Now actual clip and your clip and the audio overlaid on the actual clip. Now let's tackle this penguin challenge. That's enough of a break. Oh, wait. You have to jump up there. Yep. And I have to grab the wall. Okay. You ready? Yep. Three, two, one. Jump. Got it. You thought I let you down, but I never let you down. Now how do I get? I remember we did it once. Three, two, one. Go. Damn. Say something. You almost cost us everything. Say something. Whoa. Whoa. Hurry. I'm used to it. You got a swing. You got a swing. You got a swing. There we go. We don't even need to talk. We like Naruto Sasuke thrill. Three, two, one. Go. Okay. My penguin runs out of breath really fast. You got to go. You got to go. Here we go. And we're going in three, two, one. Here we go. This is it. If we fall one more time, the video ends. My penguin just starts to get decrepit at it. No. No. We're just going to drink. All right. One more fall and the video's over. Three, two, one. Go. Just pick me up. Oh, oh. Actually, this is good. All right. Now I'll be the swinger. You never want to hear that. You're going the wrong way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What did you do? I'm sorry. I'm new to this. I'm new to this. Give me a second. I'm sorry. You never want to hear that. Here we go. Here we go. Damn. It's in the circle. It's harder than you think. I'm just doing it. Here we go. Here we go. All right. All right. Five-step plan. Remember, if we fall the video ends, so this is all high stakes. Three, two, one. Go. Here we go. Three, two, one. Yeah. Are you ready? Three, two, one. Jump. Oh. What? This is getting a little dicey. Is it not? All right. You got to wait. Wait. This is not good. Whoa. Oh, just pull me up. Just cheat. Just cheat. Just cheat. There you go. There you go. You don't have to cheat. You don't have to cheat. Pull me up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Three, two, one. Jump. Oh, my God. Just pull me. Just pull me. There's a K-5 up there. You got to go there. Just pull me. Just pull me. I'm not going to cheat at the very end. Just pull me. Just pull me. I'm not going to cheat. Go back over here. Okay. Oh, so what are you doing here? Are you going to go to the top? Good luck, guys. You'll need it. Well, we could still lose it all. Slip and fall. We're not going to run. The thing is, we're not going to lose. Okay. You ready? We've done jumps like this a million times. All right. Three, two, one. Go. Okay. I'm going to swing. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. The video doesn't end until we fall. Come on. Here we go. Three, two, one. Go. Nobody's ever done it like that. Wait, how do we? No shot. No shot. We can make that. Yeah, we can make that. You think? Three, two, one. Go. Oh, my God. That was actually max range. Holy moly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy moly. That was a max range jump. That was harder than it looks. Okay. Some of this spin. Technique. Technique. We're going. You got to pull me up. You got to pull me up. I don't cheat. Nice. Oh, there's a cave. There's a cave. Oh, are we supposed to be in here? I don't know, but we can warm our, we can warm our willows by the fire. Three, two, one. We're in the caves now. We're doing way better. I can't believe the video hasn't ended yet. Three, two, one, go. I don't even know where we're going for real. Uh, I need to swing somewhere. Do we need to swing onto there and onto that ledge over there? Oh, we do. And then we have to grab it. Yeah. Oh, my God. What? Okay. Whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no shot. Okay. No actual shot, dude. Go. Which one of us is going to grab? Just whoever grabs it, I guess. Yeah. Are we going to go now? You have to do it. What a snatch and grab that was clutch. Thank you. I can't believe it. Oh, wait, no, no. You can't even go in the paint. From the pangolines. You got to go eventually. This doesn't seem high speed enough. Are you ready? I can't. I'm about to get spooled over. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Now you seem pretty fast. Here I go. Go. Here I go. Okay. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. You got to go first. You got to go first. What? You got to grab. I'm getting more and more to grab it. Let me down. Let me down. Okay. I need a breather. Me at the end of the universal run. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You want me to let go? Yes. No. No. Yeah. Are we going still? You don't want to go so bad, guys. He just wants to go watch Avatar. He just wants to put a red bearing pizza in the air fryer and watch Avatar. Shut up, man. Yeah. I'm doing so what? All right. Three, two, one, go. Nice. Three, two, one, go. Why did you? Why did I watch? I'll never say anything again. No, no, no. I'll never say anything again. I'll never say anything again. I didn't even finish the sentence. You can't even tell me. Three, two, one, go. Whoa. But now, but now, but now who's the hero? Me. Three, two, one, go. Cheater. I'm going to penguin tea bag you. Are you ready? Yeah. Why'd you fall? Just cheat, just cheat, just cheat. Okay. But nobody can do. Three, two. Oh, wait. No, we need to spin. Good thing we discovered the spin technique. I forgot. What did you just do? I held right. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. And that's it. That's the end of the video. Are you serious? Yeah. If it gets 10,000 likes, we'll beat the game in one video. Wow. But it needs to get 10,000 likes. If it does it, I'll not ever play this again. Unless we speedrun it. Guys, don't listen to him. He's coming to sit down in there in the bedroom and draw a thumbnail for four hours. And he stands behind me and goes faster, faster, faster. No. And that's the end of the video. So if you've never even heard that, goodbye.