 Hey there foundation staff shirm here in case you're new to the channel. This is skip dictation live We hang out here. I record the scp recordings. I've got the chat window pulled up So if you guys feel like asking any questions in between takes that is what this hangout is all about Me you and the scp in general Hello, lukey pukey and afraid of music right on beat right on the first of the thing. Welcome to the stream Today we are going to be recording scp 3 4 4 4 dash 2 Now scp 3 4 4 4 if you don't remember is basically scp the musical user tufto wrote this as basically la la land if of the scp and it is Just so so long and yet it is so so good And so I've already released scp 3 4 4 4 dash 1 Which is to do just like the basic tail the basic like documentation And now we're going into the experiment logs. The first experiment log is not a musical but what is really cool is that This is going to be a collaboration effort 3 4 4 4 as a whole is going to be a huge collaboration effort this one is me along with the voice actress angry hedgehog and Voice actor the vulgan that's right. The vulgan is going to be on our channel everybody. It's pretty baller So me vulgan and hedgehog are working together on this iteration, which is dash 2 lukey pukey ass you work in scp foundation well, I Am an author of an scp. I wrote scp 3086 so amazing Alan dabs. So do I oh no It's always I don't understand dabbing, but maybe it's because I'm old Maybe it's like I just I'm smelling myself and must smell in myself. Is that what we're doing? Anyways So I'm an author of an scp, and I record all these scp's so that works See jobs this sounds like it's gonna be epic. I really hope it's gonna be epic I've got a lot of singers lined up for the musical numbers we're gonna either we're gonna try and do Sing the songs to royalty-free music like the best we can or We'll bully somebody into writing some original songs, and we'll do some original songs for these We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes But for now we don't need to do any Musical numbers. This is just an argument between the vulgar and Yes, penguinator. I forgot I didn't forget. I wasn't gonna volunteer you and be a jerk But yes, you do write songs So there will be songs and you can be a part of that and that would be very helpful I was thinking about asking you for earlier so Long story short this is actually going to be a very short recording because vulgar and Hedgehog who's playing vulgar's mum are arguing with each other So I just read a little documentation in between their argument. So All together it'll be the full document. So each of us got about a third So this is my third Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns Instant demonetization curse you All right, here we go. Let's get 30 seconds of audacity meditation To get some noise reduction my shoulder crack, let's start that again. I didn't hold my breath Let's start again. Stop freaking it up Sherman. Jesus 30 seconds complete. We did it. Whoo. All right. Hey Dillagath made it. All right Saluki puke you keep asking exists the scp zero zero zero No They started zero zero one. So there is no like zero zero zero because that just wouldn't be nothing Zero zero one is the first scp. And also there's like a dozen zero zero ones because that's the whole thing to do but Here we go Everybody ready game on round one Cp 3444-2 Origins Oh, I did a little spitty thing with my mouth when I did that. I don't like that gets all clicky in the microphone Oh grosses me out when I hear that Cp 344. Nope. Don't like that take here we go again Cp 3444-2 Origins Cp 3444-2 opens onto a predominantly rural landscape a Single building will be present somewhere close to scp 3444-2 Beyond this the landscape appears to stretch on indefinitely with little or no variation Located within the building will be scp 344-9-a Ordinarily a genetic copy of one of the subjects parents The subject will feel compelled to enter the building Converse briefly with scp 3444-9-a and then return to scp 3444-1 Scp 3444-9-a will admonish the subject for failing to live up to their duties at home and Encourage them to follow a traditional career path within the local community despite the apparent lack of one within the locale Scp 3444-9-a will also frequently disparage the subject's aspirations for the future Please consult experiment log Trent Lukey-pooky the current last scp is scp 3999, but once we Fill up the 3000 block we'll move on to the four thousands so it never stops it never stops Fan theory the scp the real scp 001 is humanity We create all the anomalies. It's our fault Okay, where was I? Where'd I mess that up? Scp 3444-9-a will also frequently disparage the subject's aspirations for the future good Please consult experiment log 344- There's it's 3444 is a really hard number See jobs if I had some emetic fluid my medic liquid I would be a lot more relaxed and this would be easy peasy or At the very least some chowder That's we just all need the chowder right now. That's what'll get us Please consult experiment log 3444-5 for more information Experiment log scp 3444-5 section 2 Subject D3 fun three fun rat But it's what is this amateur hour? You need to see jobs. You need to get on that chowder game man. Yeah, you chatted game is weak. You need to get on it D3 fun. He's the most fun of the D's Lukey-pooky the most dangerous scp is really up for grabs. There's so many different kinds of danger There's so many world-enders and stuff like that um, I'm gonna go with 3 9 9 9 9 3 9 9 9 Because you know reality bending and resetting the universe and killing people and re-killing them and unkilling them and the reality benders are just crazy Uh Because I think that's the most time reality has been reset and redone Dilligap thinks 2 3 9 9 is the most dangerous that could also be true Subject SCB 9 9 9 Most dangerous confirmed Jesus He will tickle you to death D 3 1 5 0 Zero it's an official document D 3 1 5 0 a mail from Lancashire UK convicted of arson D 3 1 3 1 5 0 3 1 5 0 3 1 5 0. Why can't I say 3 1 5 0 3 1 5 0 3 1 5 0 draft? So it's not a hard number Exists the cake unlimited ass lukey-pooky Um, it is important to remember that the scp is Not real It is all creative writing So like there are role-playing sites where people like pretend to be search researchers and do all that stuff and tell stories and play games but This is like voice acting and it's a writing site and it's all like written those unlimited cakes are lies I do not oblast espanol Uh I wish I did I would be better with more flavors of language convicted of arson convicted of arson amazing ellen The guy's done of arson. How do you set a fire off and it's freezing 24 7? I believe that lukey-pooky, I do not speak any spanish unfortunately So I got to convicted of arson right convicted of arson convicted of arson D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who haven't falling into hard having falling Haven't falling Haven't falling onto hard times It's just the scrap that take that take was terrible. What am I doing? D 3 1 5 my stomach growled. That was weird D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who having fallen into hard It's poverty. It's not hard times. Why am I messing this up? Uh lukey-pooky exists the scp named god None of the scp's Exists although if you want to get into like a theology debate about the existence of god We're gonna be here a while Oh my lord Okay D 3 1 5 0 Gotta use my low voice D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who haven't falling onto hard having fallen having fallen D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who having fallen onto Why is this having fallen is such a hard phrase that isn't a hard phrase come on get it together sherm D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who having fallen onto poverty Fallen onto poverty. He fell onto poverty. He fell right onto it broke his arm and everything D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who having fallen into poverty This one line I'm free falling witness made it. Hello witness Lukey-pooky does the foundation scp exist? It does not it's all fake. It's all written amazing. Ellen. I also hate it when I fall onto poverty It's the worst All right, let's try this for the hundredth time D 3 1 5 0 was a failed ska musician who having fallen into poverty Was paid by a local gangster to burn down the homes of several individuals and dead into him Yes, yes, I did it. I did it. I did it Ah We got it guys. We're moving on If my perseverance did not earn your like share and subscribe. I don't know what will I put so much work so much work the effort All right, here we go. This is an interview begin log All right D 3 1 5 0, please exit the station D 3 1 5 0 leaves scp 3 4 4 4 dash 2 The landscape appears to be a lincastrian livestock farm with a small cottage present about 500 meters away D 3 1 5 0 suddenly stops apparently startled D 3 5 Is the foundation telling you to tell us it's fake? Maybe are you really researcher talaran? Aren't we all researcher talaran? At one point another in our lives before the reset happens Maybe right and then we're here D 3 1 5 0 is everything all right Please relax D 3 1 5 0 walk towards the cottage D 3 1 5 0 walks toward the cottage after 15 minutes without interruption He reaches the door the cottage is small and made of stone like many such cottages in the northwest of england Just enter the cottage please D 3 1 5 0 enters the cottage It is furnished in a style reminiscent of 1970s england although it is only the size of a single room In a rocking chair in the center of the cottage sits scp 3 4 4 4 dash 9 dash a Apparently in the form of D 3 1 5 0's mother Um, my chair creaked on that last one. I gotta do it again Drat That last paragraph In a rocking chair in the center of the cottage sits scp 3 4 4 4 dash 9 dash a Apparently in the form of D 3 1 5 0's mother Let's go a little further back All right, so we're we're redoing that last stage direction and I can bump this back And then here we go Here we go D 3 1 5 0 enters the cottage. It is furnished in a style reminiscent of 1970s england Although it is only the size of a small room Crap single room not small room. Let's do it again D 3 1 5 0 enters the cottage It is furnished in a style reminiscent of 1970s england Although it is only the size of a single room In a rocking chair in the center of the cottage sits scp 3 4 4 4 dash 9 dash a Apparently in the form of D 3 1 5 0's mother D 3 1 5 0 leaves the cottage and begins walking back to scp 3 4 4 4 dash 2 D 3 1 5 0, where are you going? We had more questions. We wish to ask the instant We had more questions. We wish to ask the instance He gets interrupted on that one So I had to make sure that I did an interruptable take so I can cut it halfway through the word Uh in case uh, you weren't here for this one Remember if you're ever recording an interruption Say the whole sentence like add on extra words if you have to that way that sounds natural because it never sounds natural to Interrupt yourself on Because it always cuts off like you meant to cut off Whereas you can cut it in audio so you can actually interrupt it and it sounds better Especially if you do a little bit where like he's talking over the last syllable always good Now I'm just going to go back over that and make sure I didn't miss any control lines because I was skipping a lot of uh Vulcan and hedgehogs lines. So let's make sure I didn't miss any there just under the conch, please D scp d scp d scp d scp d Leaves the cottage good. Okay. I didn't mess it up So we're gonna continue from the end of the log Uh witness. Yes, uh If you look at dash two of scp 3444 you'll see everything that I'm reading but vulcan is playing d 3 1 5 0 And angry hedgehog is playing the instance of 3444-9-a which is vulgan's mum And this is because I am really bad at accents And both of these characters are from the uk So I just like hey a vulgan will you will you do a uk for me? Can you do Lancashire? That would be nice. Thank you. And so We're buddies. He's gonna do the thing. It's gonna be great to the end of this article Or of this tab of this article and log summary of subsequent silver events I'm sorry summary of subsequent silver events I'm gonna mess this one up so bad someday Will you do a uk for me? Well, I certainly could try but it's gonna be terrible I certainly hope vulgan doesn't watch this because he's gonna laugh his ass off It's awesome or something like that. Uh, it's so bad. My accents are so bad Jack's here. Welcome to school. He's Has heard my terrible accent before it's terrible. It's so bad. It's so bad My accent is as close the only Close thing my accent has is austin gosh darn powers Groovy, baby That's the closest I can do it in English is a bad Austin powers and like Austin powers Is an accent. I'm not saying it's a good accent. I'm not saying it's a bad accent But I'm saying I can do a bad imitation of an Austin powers accent Uh, jack wants to know if I saw the site 42 games. Yeah, I saw you guys did like a hunger games thing in the general chat I remember seeing that I died really early Like I don't know what the heck happened, but I perished. It was terrible. I failed um What we're talking about there is in the discord channel if you want to join the site 42 discord That's below in the box youtube things like share subscribe discord patreon advertising okay, so Summary of subsequent silver events is going to be a phrase that i'm going to mess up one of these days I'm not sure which days. I did check out natures temper Dillagath because uh, he joined the discord server and so I was like, let's check him out And he makes good stuff. That was pretty awesome Okay, here's the summary of the subsequent silver events I'm so shocked. I got that on the first try I couldn't say that he fell having fallen into poverty I but I could say summary of Suffering suckatash See I I only get so many successful sayings of that before it dies At scp 3444-3 Bright lights the station opened onto a recreation of 1980s Manchester But one which appeared to be significantly more prosperous and well maintained than Manchester was during that period D3 150 walked through several record shops before returning to scp 3444-3 At scp 3444-4 Hardship the station opened onto a recreation of a 1980 slum in Manchester D3 150 gave an impassioned soliloquy about the difficulties of working at a laundromat when he wanted to become a renowned ska musician At scp 3444-5 First site the station opened onto a disco tech The scp 3444-9-B instance was a female ska musician in her mid 30s D3 150 and scp 3444 D3 3444 Oh, listen, here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world Female ska musician in her mid 30s Wait, did we did we are we missing the dabbing we did the dabbing because we made all the jokes We were like ah dabbing and then I was like why did people do this? I don't understand. It's like they're just smelling themselves Ah, I need a dab of deodorant is what I need a dab of ah Oh That that was the joke from earlier, but let's let's do it again. It's still funny Okay, so where was I taking ball. Please stop. Yeah, that's that's about right Mid-30s ska musician D3 150 and scp 3444 4004 4004 4444 Yep, let's try that again D3150 and SCP-3444-d-ha! D3150 and SCP-3444- SO HARD! Also I'm the Phantom of the Opera! Anyways, let's just... Moving on! D3150 and SCP-3444-9-B engaged in dancing for most of the duration of this... Of the silver event! God, I was so close! D3150 and SCP-3444-9-B engaged in dancing for most of the duration of this silver event. At SCP-3444-6, big break! The station opened onto the office of a prominent recan- RECAN- RECAN-MENU- Dabbing is how they teach kids to sneeze and destroy all bacteria! See, we're learning people something! Bigan opened onto the office of a prominent recan- Prominent- RECAN- RECAN- RECAN- The station opened onto the office of a prominent record manager who agreed to finance D3150's ska record. At SCP-3444-7, love! The station opened onto a rundown motel on the outskirts of Manchester. SCP-3444-9-B gave an impassion soliloquy about how she was being forced to leave Manchester. D3150 then assured her that he would look after her. The two then checked into the motel before engaging in sexual intercourse. At SCP-3444-8, climax! The station opened onto the same version of Manchester as seen outside SCP-3444-3. D3150, SCP-3444-9-B, and a variety of SCP-3444- And a variety of... Jacob Hall, what time zone are you in to be streaming at 12 a.m.? I am in California! So this is currently... 12.53 p.m. for me. Pacific Standard Time... ...-9-B. SCP-3444-9-B. Waiting on someone to go on a six-year-old, ran up and screamed, What are those? He didn't even ran off. I didn't know what to do. Yep, that's... that's why I... that's... Watching YouTube is how I realized that I am old. Ripe old age of 31. Elderly. Kids in your damn head and your... What are those is? I don't know what those is are. Why do you keep asking me? ...-B. And a variety of SCP-3444-9 instances apparently representing D3150's friends... Ah, that sentence continues draught. And a variety of SCP-3444-9 instances apparently representing D3150's friends visited a variety of bars and clubs, imbibing several units of alcohol while there. D3150 then returned to SCP-3444-8. D3150's sobriety was immediately restored upon entering the station. At SCP-3444's second manifestation, Wake Up! Scal music could be heard before D3150 left the station. Note, D3150 has subsequently been released and become a successful Scal musician, headlining a musical group called Scascal Land. Witness, too old for SCP, fight me! This is where we throw fists! Ha! Too old for SCP, I'll show you! Forge of Fire made it to the stream! Nice! Ellen, the fan name though. Yeah. Uh, if you didn't realize that this was a take on La La Land... Yeah, do now. And, hey, we made it to the end of this iteration. So that is Tab 2 of SCP-3444. 3444. 3444. Save that project as... in the proper library... in the place... SCP-3444-2. Save it. Alright, so now I've got my cut. I've got to edit that and clean it up. I have the edited cut from Hedgehog, which is fabulous. And, uh, once I have Volgans, I'll be able to release this video and move on to iteration 3. And, just for planning on iteration 3, Bright Lights is... to do the subject, can be able to walk into the area. This is a D-class from Chicago, Illinois, convicted of murdering Mrs. Valerie Jacobson, the wife of John Jacobson, with whom she'd been having an affair. And the next one... is Film Noir! Oh, I haven't been so happy since... uh, Murphy Law came out. We're gonna do a Film Noir with creepy bar music and jazz and... Nya, see? Um, let's see, voiceover, voiceover. I get to do my Noir voiceover again, which is always funny. Always funny, not necessarily good, but always funny. And then we'll roll down, and we'll have the control, the voiceover, and then we absolve this D-class of murder, because that's fun. It's, this is such a feel-good SCP. D1 goes in and leaves and gets released and is a ska musician. D number 2 goes in and is absolved of a murder they didn't commit. It's fantastic. It's so nice. It's so... 3-4-4-4 is such a nice skip. Like, every one of these iterations, there's like, heartwarming goodness. Like, man. So many skips are horrifying, terrifying, the world's ending raw! And I'm not saying that I need like every skip to be like this niceness, but a little bit of rejuvenation of the soul is good once in a while. And that's what 3-4-4-4 is. It rejuvenates your SCP soul because it's an anomaly that makes things better. And I'm surprised that it's object-class safe because really, it's a thomial. They send people there for therapy, like basically. If you're too stressed out, go to 3-4-4-4. It'll be great. You'll have a great time. You'll relax. You need to relax a little bit. Go have a musical number. So, that is the end of this stream. We got through what we got through. So, final announcements as usual. Do the YouTubey things. Like, share, subscribe, Discord, Patreon, merch. Go hang out and watch videos and all that good stuff. And I will see you guys in the next stream. Today's a crazy day. I might come back late tonight and do another one. We'll see what happens. I'm on vacation after work tonight. So I'll come back, maybe do some more recording. See you guys later, Foundation staff. Boom. Pokey in the face with...