 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how goes it? Jim, Zach, Richard. Good, good weekend. First snow, not a real snow. Well, actually, some places in the north is not the city. Two inches, you're going to count that as a real snow for you? Ooh, I said three inches, a change in. I had to shovel my drive. You're up to three. I had to shovel my driveway, the sidewalk, we made a snowman snowball fight. It was heavy snow. No snow, John snow, heavy snow. Brittany snow. She's good. Sarah snow, friend of mine. That's a friend of yours. She got married. And she loves sports. She does. She does. I think she, yeah, she does. She sent me a Facebook message about this Raymiltopia 3216.1. Yeah, it's a lot, but it's good. Yeah. He hits an electric, the old little league, Bunt, home, run, Zach in the Dominican winter league. And Jim, there's obviously anytime this happens, there's a lot to like, but what did you like, man? I liked how old the catcher was. Yeah, I know you did. I mean, you see, you see, you see a lot of errors a lot. I just, so if I can jump straight at the end, the catcher's so old. Right. I tried to find out who he was, I couldn't. And I also liked the umpire called him out and then they were just like, nah. Like everyone was like, nah, balls out. Balls sitting on the ground. Balls not in his glove. Decent recovery by the ump because a lot of umps would go panic mode there and go like big, he's safe. And he sees the ball and he just goes, okay. I was wrong. Can I tell you something I like about Raymiltopia in this situation? Yeah. He has a Bunt home run. And in the big leagues last year or two years ago, he has a grand slam fly ball. It was at Fenway. The center fielder just lost it. He runs. So sometimes you create your own luck, man. He runs fast. Free homers. Jim, this almost a breakdown you were telling me about. A, was big on the internet. And B, we have a hella good Segway. Callie. Yeah, this one we're going to go to the courtroom. Convicted felon, Diobra Redden. How do you think he's pronounced that first name? Dobra? Debra. It's a male though. Yeah. Three-time felon convicted of battery a lot of times because he beats people up. He's getting his sentencing and the judge goes, uh-uh. With that history, I'm going to change it up. I just can't with that history. And he doesn't even let her finish. He just jumps and is like, oh, battered. He gets the judge. Pretty impressive jump. And then there's a skirmish. And then what I like is the one dude realizes it's a lot. It's okay for him to punch right now. And so he throws one punch. And then he's just kind of like, and then he just throws a million punches. They don't do much. Yeah. For me, I guess the only disappointment about this is like a courtroom and where the security is, you assume it's set up that if this scenario happens, because he said our guy Debra Redden. Yeah. He said he was having a bad day. And that's why he did it. Yeah. So you assume it's set up because a lot of people in that situation are having a bad day. I wanted the defense to get there a half second earlier. And you know, it's a good double down battery. I'll show you battery. I'll show you my batteries. And let's go to DraftKings. Place your bets, football playoffs. Anyways, I bet the drilling doesn't stop. Jim, we had a nice non roughing the kicker in the Giants game, a hugging the kicker. It's a rough hug. It's a rough hug. The kicker does not go down. I like this is an all timer. You know, if this was the 80s, this would be on the VHS like bloopers of the NFL. And they'd put a soundtrack to it and make it like a cartoon. Wacked out sports. I wish it was mic'd up because I want to hear like the kicker probably wouldn't say anything. But the dude had to be like, come on, dude, come on. Get up. Here's just kind of going limp on them. In the rules, it said for roughing the kicker, the kicker has to touch the ground. So by holding him up, he's good. So they're going to have to change this. Otherwise players are going to do this all the time and start torturing punters. What if you just like push a dude into one of your teammates who catches his fall? I mean, feels like roughing, right? This felt like roughing. This felt more than just like a nice shove. Red roughing. Yes. Sarah Snow, your friend. Yes. Two names, Zach. And if you put them together. Sarah Snuffing. Lord Voldemort. And was there a not sports? You said you were involved in this situation. Not involved. Not involved. Limeter. So Dwayne Wade. Three, two, one. 2.5. I kind of like that. You like it? Yeah, because it's got alliteration in the middle like Dwayne Wade. If he pronounces it Dwayne, then it's a good southern name. Dwayne Wade. Well, he's a pastor at the elevated life international ministries and also is a semi truck driver. His wife is in management training at the McDonald's. And what happened here was she was getting picked on by her coworkers. And she called her husband and said, hey, they're picking on me. So the husband promptly drove his truck to the McDonald's stormed in, grabbed the employee by the throat and pushed his face into the deep fryer just close enough, just close enough to let the guy know, I could deep fry your face. Instead, then took him away from the deep fryer, punched him a whole bunch and beat him up. Now, my question for you, Jake. Yes. For all of the members of the elevated life international ministries, are they appalled by this behavior? Or are they clapping for Pastor Wade and saying, that's how we protect our own. They're clapping for Pastor Wade. So you've been elevated life international. For me, the big thing here is, and we've got a nice little connected dot here, Dwayne Wadeon, 57 years old. The way you just said his name, that's a good name. Dwayne Wadeon. His wife is 44. 57, 44. The employee is 34. Our age. 57 to 34. Put to the fryer, bro. That's a bad day. Yeah. Maybe trade some help though. And maybe joins his church. Employee of the week. Leader in the clubhouse for me. Employee of the week. Right there. Did anyone do shit last week? Sam oversaw our council for guts. Maybe the ball, talking ball. Maybe Sam and the ball. We'll take a picture of both of them together today. I'd be nice. We'll just say, Sam, can you hold this ball and she won't know what it's for. Yeah. It'll show up and then it'll be a picture forever. I'll hurt. I'll hurt Sam Mowtaski. Sam Mowtaski wins employee of the week and the ball. Sam and the ball. Sack, that's on you. There's Sam and a ball in my hands. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by DraftKings, the national football league. Playoffs are here and we've teamed up with DraftKings and official partner of the NFL who's kicking things off with a huge offer. Throughout the playoffs, all new customers will get $200 in bonus bets instantly when they place their first $5 wager on anything. So download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code weekly, weekly, weekly when you do. That's how pastor waiting gets members. Beats them to an inch of their life. He says, why don't you come hang out with me? Elevated life. Sign up. That dude found a business card in his pocket afterwards. Elevated life. That'd be cool. Shows up and he's the pastor. Yeah. Wow. That's a good episode one scene. Well, it ends. That's the end of the episode when he shows up and he sees that he's the pastor. Yeah. I'm going to watch the show.