 Hello, hey, we're here. Oh my goodness. It's been so long. No, it could have been really not long Who knows luckily each one of these individual episodes is so crazy that it doesn't really matter if you watch them back to back Or there's a lot of space in between them. They're all just their own crazy rollercoaster ride of nonsense I feel like you could actually watch them out of order and it would be fine like It was like, oh, yeah, this is the one where Kate kills someone now. She's oh fuck. Which one was that again episode 2? Technically yes, we are back with this is this is our we got three episodes left I don't know about you guys, but I'm sad This is the big realization that we're gonna have a long time without batwoman as soon as we finish these three Realize it will never be the same again as soon as they release a trailer for season 2 It's like an emergency e-fap mini recording. Go go go. Gotta see you to know that Jacob is still in it Unless I hope you just nobody's said anything about him dying I feel like we would have been told by the fan base if he did so I'm sure he'll survive this season Hang on to him to be honest with you Yeah, I Suppose we're probably just gonna get started because we can talk a bit about I don't know the future of Batwoman at the end of the last of the three probably Into 20 and the red yeah under retrospective of how great that season was, you know We can look back all these last all these cry In agony all the exasperated All of the watts count up every time we said what it's just some new revelation that was insane Just staggering staggering work You should be embarrassed if you're a part of the right team for this But you have brought a lot of joy a lot of joy to the world. Absolutely. We arguably are one of maybe the Most popular batwoman fan clubs on the internet Tighten it supportive. Yeah that season 2 made lads. We're analytical joy. Yeah, we don't miss a lot of details I don't think now that there's a lot to miss I feel like we really do this show justice. We watch the show the way it was meant to be seen, right? Yeah, that's right Yeah, this is they intended for it to be watched this way But yeah, remember that woman is about coming together and you know we're coming together so it's a lot Oh, none of us a lesbian which is kind of offensive to the show to be honest with you If one of us was a lesbian, I think it would have been more suitable thematically There we are I can identify as a lesbian All right, here it goes here. I go Okay, I think I'm I am now a lesbian. We nice dude. Um, but yeah, everyone ready? Yeah, yeah go All the good I can't even tell you what was last episode again. Oh, it was when they took over Arkham Whoa, they got a crane. I bet you it's not gonna be raining in the next shot. It. Oh, it's not Oh, there it is again, they're very consistent very inconsistent rate. It's amazing. Oh my god. Oh, no Like the idea she just goes home she ran across Here we go already Where are the other guys where they don't shoot The camera work all right, this is their one take well It's the best thing in this show The fact that they're using the same team that probably did it for other show. Yeah, this is the thing They're doing the thing is this happens in John. We're quite a bit. We're just Where the fuck were you? Who are you? Oh That's the boss man boss death boss death Well, his arms gone. Why are you letting him go? Oh grab it the hair. This is why you shouldn't have it. Yeah, that's why you shouldn't have We're back, you know, it feels weird knowing that she's abandoning this show watching these episodes Who could have predicted that 30,000 strands of grab me red hair would be like waving a flag in front of a bull Told me we're joking but this is what she does. How do you fail such basic shit so consistently? We will celebrate as soon as we get this organ still in crepe pine bars Shouldn't let him go. I don't know what to say Guys she disabled the one who came up behind her in a second. What stopped it from going after the traffic Remember this episode three that little stun gun she had I knew they would never bring it up ever again Batman last action always is getting the ropes out at just time up somewhere like hey, please Waking with the police We need to focus on your dad's journal if that thing really is the cookbook of Wayne and prizes best kept secrets We need to find where Tommy Elliot hit it Okay, okay, all right, that's the thing She's working with Penny with person as well these two are totally gonna fall for each other and then it's gonna be a love triangle But it won't matter because the season is gonna lose Kate anyway I think she said she'd ever loved it, right? Yeah, he's really a victim to you What that you took advantage of him you didn't love him and you married him and there's no yeah, no apology for that Tell me you found that journal we've gone through the entire place Which is basically a shrine to it did not go through the entire place You looked at a painting in three parts. No, they looked through all of it. There is one person who knows That's a mouse looks really fake by the way that sign. Oh, it's Tommy. It's the guy from episode three Candy game, why isn't he just in jail your real estate business must really be tanking you're willing to let them frisk Well, you haven't been doing any work on it. So I would imagine yeah, they keep it's stupid That's too bad. Where's the background music machine speaking of being the bigger man It is if you kill these actual best friend Lucius Fox I believe that Like the scripts down there and he saw what he was supposed to do and he just did it He expected they'd try another take but they just said that's good enough. Where's the journal now Tommy? Not enough because you're here I thought he was like a relatively sane person Like he had an insane idea and other he was just an insane person altogether. Yeah, I guess he's just So what was the plan here? I guess she's got a plan. Why is he an Arkham and not just a normal prison? He's clearly insane, but I don't know why all right. I don't know where that Watts oh, yeah, cuz she controls you control it. Yeah, but everybody Well, we've been over how this doesn't make sense There was so many different ways how this all falls apart, but fuck it the show doesn't care Like how no one cares mouse isn't around Loved ones of the doctor and the guard that were killed did nobody nobody cares, I guess nobody yeah He knows when I guess when he puts on the mask of their face. He assumes all of the knowledge So he knows how to be a doctor and Downloaded it through force mind isms with Kylo common knowledge really That's a livery Everyone is listening Yeah, there was the dude there a guard. Yeah, surely the guards thinks this is weird. He's awkwardly sad. Are they like are you evil? Yeah, there's no way that the guard isn't still here surely right cuz there's a range really right next to I'll be here without you guard. I don't need you to protect me or anything These two fucking nutcases are not restrained the doctors are standing there. It's like yes, sir Should I not be with you wise Bruce Wayne's R&D guy telling to your diary about that? Because Bruce Wayne's Batman Okay Okay, huh stop bringing up Batman, please Should I hand it over to Gotham's most prolific killer journalist Gotham's most prolific killer. No way. No Joker exists in this universe. Is it mean living? Oh, right? Yeah, because Batman killed Joker. Thanks show He finally checks the whole way. Wait. No, you can't be serious. You can't do this Oh, this is no stupid All you have to do is wear a face. Oh, your clothes don't fit anymore. Where'd you get the hair to make the wig? How'd you get rid of the body? I have so there's a thousand questions You can never convince me that if someone came down the hallway, he could just slap it on his face and it would work That's just not All you have to do is wear the face of another human for the rest of your life I'm so big deal really, but they can't all imitate voices though only Mouse can only he can absorb knowledge from the ether Mouse's ability to do that is so bullshit Irma has at the sabbatoon has been laundering Cummings money to the club for years. Oh the rumor. All right Well, all right. Yeah, I mean All right, then remember that item I had you hold on to Ha ha what the one time you break into your office it's four in the morning to get the night you were Arrested What item the one that you had me illegally acquired the moment of the day of double the brah this time Understood. I'll be in touch to work out the details. But what is this thing anyway? I must be Lucius Fox's journal, which we want this because it has Secrets for it's got Wayne secrets. Okay, took him about nine minutes to find the drone. Oh good job. Stop doing that Going clubbing we're going clubbing Oh, no, this is gonna be mad. I'm so sad you got fired. They still were this terrible They still haven't made those two develop at all I have been poisoned stabbed and nearly In the fact that I have lived to use that word as a verb is proof that I can look out for myself that place We don't know. Oh, which is right. Yeah, why wouldn't you know that you're a doctor? I thought there weren't any more spots on the bat team Oh, I'm just an honor. Oh, who the fuck invited you you can't just join ship whenever you want you can in this world I should be on the team. I have no combat experience Let's see the one you have a date with the utility hub one level down Red one does an employee bathroom on the north end could be a good place for water Remember when they had him act in that one scene? Yeah I remember that one scene that one It was actually kind of good It was kind of good now. We're right back to old luke Episode four girlfriend, I believe she met her in episode three. They dated and broke up Got them a city with millions of inhabitants. Like, well, she should be really unlikely Surely at the risk of sounding even more stalkery. I've been following your real estate endeavors It was Buying a property around bennett park and actually lowering the rents. Wow, you're man. You're such a good person Real estate agent You bought this company with money. I don't even know how she has it and it's fuck it Kate kane's good. She's a good wonderful person Remember when she was grappling with the fact that she'd ended her life. Remember that that was a thing that happened at one point That was only a couple episodes ago It's just an arc that's over. You'd fight harder to win me back and I've regretted walking away ever since Why what do you see in kate kane? What does anyone see there? I would fuck the shit out of any person in the show apart from the protagonist You have to go out of your way to do that. She just she just bit her lip though. That's hot, right? Yeah, it means they want to I'm I'm thinking it's time for lights out Oh god So to turn off the power is right next to well the lights are clearly on because Are you telling me nobody could see her wait to convince us that this is actually pitch dark This is not pitch black. Why then it needs to be green or something like we're looking at it with night You can see She's going I'm so confused. How does she get out of this one? Bloody hell I'm made Remember, she's british I'd be say wanker. The bootleg schematic shows a wall safe. I'm betting it's in there Oh, she didn't bar out. You don't need the night vision the way they feel. This is so with your garbage So lazy. Oh my goodness. It's sitting right here on the table. It's gonna be a trap. Yeah, it's a trap. Grab it quick. Use your hands Wait, if she's grabbed it convoluted if she had grabbed it from any other position would it not have hit it? Would it have missed? Yeah, like she grabbed it from a different angle. Yeah I was just been run over by trucks and that Yeah, that's what No, that won't be him. They put a mask on some other dude so that he could get out. Yeah, what top see they'll Oh, wow, they reveal it straight away. Wow, they cut off his fucking face and the back of skull Wait, why do they cut off all of it? Also, does this show have no concept of how bleeding works? That would have hurt a lot Cameras of this there's there's he's just like what the fuck. Oh, she's not Is she gonna get up and is she gonna get up and beat the shit out of all of them a little out of a zip code Talk to our guys across the pond. See if she's guys. You don't have time for this. She could wake up at any minute It's batwoman. She's terrorized the city guys. Take her mask off. The first thing you do is you take her mask off Yeah, take the mask off to grab who she is when I get secured Gotham of it's bat problem Oh, so now now she's gonna get sold into vigilante slavery What do you mean they caught her what happened? You're a member of the special reconnaissance. It turns out I'm not good back of it all right Is this confirmation that you're on the team because you could have helped so much Yeah, what what the fuck would you have done? I know sabatino's cousin. I pumped her stomach when she OD'd. She owes me one Okay, well then what's the bat protocol here loop? I don't know Oh, yeah, this never fucking happens. Luke Luke. That's weird. Detonate the suit. You have a bat trucker on the suit You know where the suit is at all time. We just established this remember. It can also It has a defibrillator Yeah, you could check her heart rate I can't believe she was stopped by being like thrown two meters across the room when everything she's been through is If that then you're gonna need some bat accessories Oh, let's make her a batwoman now. I guess they go with everything you can be bat. Um But they're not calibrated to her He cut himself wait, so if he cut himself, how does she catch it and throw it? Her gloves are made of tight tibranium. Hey, man. Thanks for giving me the need to know on our uninvited guest But I gotta ask they have of course removed the suit from her. Yes. Well, no, of course. I haven't don't be a dick Tommy your counts are frozen. You're on ice. Can you blame me for giving you the cold shoulder to carry yourself, buddy? Oh, he's been betrayed. Oh my goodness. Can you imagine that bad people betrayed me? Now I'm out one face Clearly you are an only child. What are you doing? Why are you playing with the sewing a new face apparently? Does anyone work at this hospital? No I released a rare bird from her cage here at arkham. Oh Magpie clad claptow the check We got magpie back lads. Oh, you just you just let her go. Why not? You just let her go dude magpies. Oh my god magpies episode was funny as fuck. I'm excited Yes, yeah, you were so bad as a villain. Give me more. Remember when she pulled her off a building and she landed in a shallow pool Yeah, she landed in the fountain to vassily cause off. You are the proud owner of batwoman's very own grappling gun All right now onto the final. They got all of their shit and they're selling it again So they definitely have removed the suit so they know that kate canes batwoman just clearly surely. Oh my fucking god kidding me Take off the suit. Do I have two and a half? Wait, it's a million dollars 10 million dollars, what? Oh, wow Really, dude if a guy like that punches a girl like that that hard-headed heads coming off and with the special reconnaissance Regiment you just happen to show up the same night as batwoman really because I just got off the phone with our Contact at the SR or he says you haven't been under their employee for the past six months Something about going rogue and betraying your organization's trust. No, of course. He's telling you that. What do you think he's gonna say? Who are you really working for? I told you the sr. R. Of course You know how this works. Yeah You know how this works. We phoned them and they said they didn't know you you can't positively be working This is a surprise. I don't even care. I really should care, but I don't even care Usually when they see it shoved me into the cell and You helped lock the door. That's not accurate. You stepped into the cell She just closed the door while you were in it. Tommy Elliott just hanged himself or that's what it was made to look like Do you know anything about that? How have you not determined that it's not actually Tommy Elliott? How are you getting stupid? I used to just slip off. You'd have all of his records It is impossible for one to heal from the trauma of being locked in a cage Oh my god, she I like when they're playing sad music and it's like nah, they're for bad for you We've established this they do this like once per episode On our heads and blast us with so much electricity that we see. Yeah, maybe it'll fucking fix you. You psychopath Maybe Alchem needs some reform, but either way you can't be left free I see everything now Okay Okay, so she's telling us she's more crazy than usual. Oh, great. Yeah, that's awesome because you right now We're coming across as really sane and stable daddy what I have in store for you Is so much worse than a cage or electrodes He tried to stab me. You you did stab me. She nearly killed her. You weren't going to shoot me These calls are recorded. You know that, right? Like yeah There's someone standing behind you So the evidence I don't know gets deleted that she threatens to kill him Why is my daughter I don't care about any personal vendetta against batwoman Whether she blew her ship into age or battering your dog. I don't give a feel Hamilton give a feel that's an interesting one. You want the suit? It's yours So we peel it off for a dead body Why haven't you done that already? Yeah, why haven't you already taken it off? Even if you're not a killer It's so awkward that they want to have batwoman capture but not have you taken out of the suit The show is trying to do this and I just refuse to believe it It's so weird the first thing you this this is our issue with a mandalorian the same thing They capture him but they let him keep all of his gadgets and gear and his suit and everything Well, what is she up to? So what if she has to seal something that isn't beneath a window? Um, do you not know what order that's gonna be in? You don't know the order She'll just try out of the order With the highest bid for the privilege of killing her so Gentlemen with a score to settle with oh remember him the one she let go The money I lost from the shipment is nothing compared to what I get Oh my So he just carries around a hatch in his suit He's evil Oh my god What is that What oh we don't we don't we don't need to see what it's doing. It's it's a miracle It just it just releases it. Hey guys, if maybe you've taken the suit off here Oh, oh, yeah Wait, how how'd you get out of the chair? He's four times your size Oh Pennyworth is a bit of a punisher kind of character here. Yeah, I guess he did not kick that guy. She was like six feet away from him That guy couldn't have telegraphed that punch more Yeah, I don't know if the show is trying to tell us to be worried about penny worth it I'm unironically rooting for the bad guys I always am in this fucking show What were you doing this whole time? He was pulled by his own grappling Can't believe they let it keep the fucking suit on this whole time. Oh my goodness. It's such a mess It's so insane logic reason Reality, we've departed. Oh, they skipped the part where she would have had to have pressed the button. This is the same rooftop Hit your stun gun your stun arm gun use it. She's got so many items she could pull Oh wait, then again, did they take all of her gadgets, but not her suit? Oh What are those gonna do? Where's the soundtrack and what's birdlike about the claws on your fingers No No, no, dude, don't let her go. What are you doing? What did you attach to? The wire went up past the thing. Oh, just okay. You see the the grappling hook went past the that Okay, so what did it? What does she hook up on to then? I guess well then Cloud she hooked up on cloud They're reconciling. You see you do need to be a part of the world. They just wrapped all this up. There's no Wow. Well, yeah, this is the epilogue now So, um, how do they explain to got them like police department? Pennyworth snapped some woman's neck and shot some bouts. Like what's the story there? Nobody knows who's walked in but she didn't walk out and Kate Kane isn't man It's a good thing that there were cameras. Imagine they had taken her mask off and discovered she was Kate Kane Also, I you would think that in the predicament they were in this would be like a part one of two or one of three or something like that But it's just Where's batwoman's suit when she put it because this is outside of the building to the bad umbrella It's the umbrella. Yeah, she got it somewhere inside where you put it Maybe it's a new backpack. You know, but she had a backpack Yeah, it's a new backpack. You guys are stupid. Let's call the backpack I What are you is supposed to be precipitating right now? You know how rain works in this show. Did they forget to put the rain in posts? They often do your place still open Oh, okay And in a week from now, we're gonna break up because What about Well, also, what about Sophie? What the hell? Yeah, but her and Sophie can't be together because she cares about Sophie. Sophie's barely been in this episode, by the way Yeah, if she's not gonna be with Sophie, then how can she excuse being with anybody else? I'm so confused. She's with everybody and simultaneously not if you forget one of them's ruby rose This isn't too bad. I guess unfortunately, you can't forget that one of them is ruby rose It's actually kind of lame Yeah, a little bit pretty lame. It is pretty lame This is a pretty lame. Like you're telling me fucking Bruce Wayne was okay with this. This is clearly a set Doing What are you fucking doing? How could she not know that no one can know about this place understand? Yes I like how you're seeing that about it like is not correct. What were you thinking when Bruce first showed me this place Bruce Wayne Oh It's the Wayne building Yeah, I feel like this is connecting the dots here. How could you possibly not end up telling you that? I mean like I've not since been part of it. Oh, is she evil criminal you sleep with that around your neck and did you sleep with the Where No, no, no, no, no no no no no no. This show wouldn't show anything you're fine Oh, like she's all She took a batt suit Oh, you suck Filled with secrets my dad died to protect I never thought the reagan would oh Oh yeah, you didn't think I'm sorry. Yes, sorry doesn't undo the fact that your life is very much in danger again As in right where we started but worse guys Can you let someone know you almost died and you almost died? This is not okay. Can please someone be angry at her consistently Hope you know you cost me a really hot girlfriend No, you didn't Working together You can't steal personal shit from rich people and have them just be okay literal dad's diary and she's like it's rich people They won't care Don't care about things I forget who is this other girl again money or Sisters and that's why she stole of course their sisters of course See they're doing it it's gonna be a love triangle Oh well no because the other blonde girls out now she's oh here's out evil. It's an evil fun There's been an unforeseen setback. I don't have my hands on the general yet, but I assure you I will This girl will better have the fucking location of the fountain of youth or something in there cuz oh god I love to see everyone's still one wrong move and my little tracker friend will zap you and you'll be a dead dodo So do they just like Retarded none of the workers they recognize back by what so ever What if you have a job to do Fox wrote the entire journal in code? Oh My goodness, I can't believe this who could have foreseen this it's written in code Oh Yeah, that was that's just another episode that that felt entirely batwoman that was so batwoman It was so beautiful solid two out of ten We have the amazing terrible fight scenes we had batwoman letting horrible people escape for no reason We had the super convoluted in contrived people having to be related to each other and knowing each other We had everything the whole the unholy I don't know pentagram of batwoman. We had it all. It was all here for back I can't wait till people see this at Christmas. I Can't believe to just run the asylum from like this one room and no one gives a shit There's nobody else. So he has to report to there's no like it's disappointing That we were really happy that she finally went to Arkham and like in an episode she took over the entire place it was like With a shank so like the whole reason they allowed her to get caught was just to give her loads of power It was had had nothing to do with actually like having her face repercussions Which was by the way why that episode is like our favorite because fucking batwoman finally made the choice to Incarcerate here. She finally got some level of justice for all the horror. She's committed Jacob finally made the decision himself too, and I believe that's the episode Luke got to act. I can't remember I Think it was the fact that he was like what the fuck is wrong with you and then British ladies like hey Hey, it's all right. It's like no, please Everybody in Gotham is gonna know about this as we have Arkham asylum and she chooses to let go Mac pie Yeah, so that she can steal the journal because it's like I guess They made a deal of like you can only be let free from my tracker if you get me the book And she got the book because it turns out. She's the sister of a girl who's previously been interested in Kate Kate The diary because Kate didn't give it into anyone before going home and sleeping with someone randomly And let's not forget the coincidence of Mary having to have helped the daughter of the crime boss Who was the antagonist of the show who captured batwoman excellent work show? I'm telling you this is just They try to sometimes you know just to please us. It can't be simple. No, they have to shoot for the moon I bet when they finished writing this they thought they were such hot shit They were like all of these these these connections behind the scenes. It's all coming together And we're looking at oh you just made a bunch of terrible horrible Contrivances that happened to further the plot. That's easy. I could do that. Oh, do you need to get into the White House? Well, it just so happens that my dad's best friend is an ex-secret service member and he once performed the Heimlich maneuver Adam at a taco bueno in Rio de Janeiro in 1994 which means that he owes him one so that means that I can get into the White House is see it's easy Five or six times This episode where somebody just knew somebody who could help them out They have some buddy or some friend or someone who they helped out or a sister. It's so contrived. There's only two left people sad Don't don't be sad that it's almost over Be happy that we got 20 episodes of Batwoman. No, I'm sad that it's gonna be over We're gonna get a second season and who knows maybe they'll get someone worse than Ruby Rose. I don't think she's yeah However, it could be a different kind of tip think of all the terrible actors that they why do I say it like that? Think of all the terrible actors that that there are that there are in this show. They could pick them They sure can't pick them. Well, what if they pick like a Luke level actor. She's actually like decent a Luke level actor That actually has to try. Yeah, man That makes me so upset because we got that one Luke scene that was actually legitimately good for like 20 seconds And then it do get shot. Well, that's episode nine eight 18. This is 18. This is episode 18. Thanks for watching folks We'll see you next time. Yeah, we'll see you next time. It's a we're having such a great time Goodbye everyone If you kill these actual best friend But you bring me what you bring me what you bring me what you bring me what you bring me