 Alright, we're gonna settle this right now. Do you want me to react to the English version or the Japanese version of this show? Because I saw a lot of comments in my last video people saying the English version, the dubbed, is actually really good. But I feel like I'm not watching anime if it's not Japanese, I don't know why. So let me know down below guys, we'll settle this right now. Alright, yes sexy motherfuckers, let's get to the show. Oh right, they're teaching me how to use alchemy. I'm about to have a whole fucking summoning circle in the middle of my apartment. So it's like a pact, it reminds me of Jujutsu Kaisen kind of. I'm not gonna spoil it, don't worry if you haven't watched it, but it's kind of like a pact. You're making a pact between you and the alchemy god, the alchemic. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is that Alfonzi? Aw, he's a little chubby cutie, okay. Look at, look at little Eddie. The show. Y'all not gonna, what the fuck is that word? How am I supposed to sing along to this? I can't say that, y'all already know kushat shit. That looks like a painting, like you would see in a dentist's office. It's this guy like speaking through a can in the studio when he's recording his lines. Bro, it's so menacing to see this, and then the voice that comes out of it. But look at his little mouth, he's like a cat, this is cute, he's cute. Am I the only crazy one that thinks that's cute? It's like a tarantula, when people say they're cute, but no fuck that, fuck tarantulas man, I hate them. But like he's cute, I want like a little Alfonzi in my house. I'd actually read this book, this is interesting, and I don't read, I've never read a book in my life. This show balances seriousness with comedy, very well. Look at this house! Bro, it's like an oil painting. He's, he's drawing summoning circles at the age of two. Oh my god, he's drawing! Chataro, he makes you! Wait, could I, like if I become an alchemist, could I curate Chataro? So cute, they look like little Polish boys. Next time my mom says she's proud of me, that's what I'm gonna do. Look at this! Fucking COVID hit this world too. How'd she die? Why does every anime parent die? He went to the store for milk and never came back. Oh shit. Yeah, fuck that dude. I'd bury myself next to my dead wife. Oh no. Wait, is that what they do? Winery? Wait, what the fuck? So, those family members that have died in my life, they must never be sad, because I've never shed a tear for them. Fuck them. Look at him taking that, that daddy roll, hell yeah. She was worried. Oh, mate, oh. Oh my god. He must never drink milk again, bro. That dude stays short forever, I love it. Look at Winery's face. Oh, see, this is what I mean, bro. The face is in the show. It's a reason to watch. Michael Peewee, wait, whoa! Call them a little dick, what the fuck? Minimum hag. Oh shit, bro. That's enough to kill anyone's self-esteem. We're trying to resurrect our dead mother. Oh shit, I'm coming over too. I love the art style of the show. Look at this, man, this is beautiful. Look how smart they are. I didn't know what a transmutation was at that age. I don't even know what it means now. This music is incredible. It captures no pun intended. The magic. Wow, so they waited a while to do this. That bitch is dead in bones right now. Oh man, I feel like I'm gonna start shooting Alchemy for my fingers. What the fuck, oh, this is an evil night. It's all red. Oh fuck, I gotta write this down. Bro, I'm better Instacart all of this. We'll do it on my channel. Oh my god, that kid did that with a smile, man. Oh shit. The night they fucked up. Oh, this show is trippy. Oh my god. Whoever made this, they had a crazy acid trip. I promise you that. A fucking eye open from the floor. Oh my god. This is hell. Holy shit, this is awesome. I am what you call the world. Oh my god. I love this shit, man. Now he's in this place between, I guess, time and space and whatever, where he has to make a deal now since he committed that crime against the Alchemy world. I am what you call the world. I'mma tell that to the next girl I talk to. Oh my god. What else are you? I'm the shit you took last night. This is what you get, bro. You know, I kinda wanna perform a circle now at the scene of this. I gotta see this place. Holy shit, this is awesome. It's just a consequence. I would love this. And he's just a kid. So how does he make it out of this? Bro, I feel like George is coming. Listen to this. He's already come to reality. And at peace with where he is right now, he's already talking about the truth. Show doesn't hold back. It's like he's not even crying in pain and complaining about it. He's complaining or crying about the fact that it didn't work. That just shows you his strength and his dedication to making his mother come back. Like, he's dealing with this pain a different way, man. This is a guy you do not fuck with. Alfonzi, his body, his soul, went into that soup that was in that room that we see him in now. Oh, God, the voice actor, man. What a fucking scene. He's crawling with the blood on the floor and his brother, his mom, is like a ghost, whatever. Take my leg. Take my heart. You can have it, dude. That was like the last episode where he says you took your first step into hell. It's like I'll never forget these lines of dialogue. And now in this episode, take my heart, take my leg, my arm, just bring my brother back. Bro, this is amazing dialogue. So far, I'm really loving the characters in this show. They have a lot of personality. I don't hate anyone yet. No one's pissing me off except for Alfonzi in the beginning. The fuck does that say Zengi's out? Imagine being a kid or eating this shit. Your parents would think they're raising like Einstein if they heard you saying that they walk in, they see you reading it. It's Zengi's alchistry. Yeah, man. Why are all the children in anime on a fucking God level? I want someone to wave bye to you like that. All the people in fucking New York do is this. What the fuck does that mean, man? Four years earlier, yo! Oh my god, he found them? Oh, shit! He cares! But he's gonna show he doesn't. Oh my god! I'm gonna cry, man! Holy shit! I'm on the episode two of this show and I'm already so attached to these characters, bro. Is this the dialogue mixed with the music of the show? It's just magical. It's like the secret formula in the Krabby Patty. So this kid is very special. Now, who the fuck and where is his dad? Oh my god. Kid's like one and a half years old, bro. He just came out of the pussy. Is that little winery? That's like a teenager. What does she look like as an adult? Wow, that sounded so fucking wrong, bro. That sounded like some grooming shit right there, bro. I did not mean it like that. It just came out like that. Wow, that was bad. I'm keeping that in the video. Y'all can cancel me. I'll give a fuck, man. I did not mean it like that. Oh, shit. It said like five years ago, I think. I don't even know. Oh my god, I'm gonna help. At least a Hawkeye. My god, what's with these names? Her last name is Hawkeye. The other guy's name is Mustang. What's mine gonna be? Tesla? Every parent dies in anime. I feel bad for anyone that's above the age of 10 in anime, man. Y'all are dead. He's had a fucking game, man. Leave him alone. I mean, he's offering them the chance to get their bodies back. And he feels responsible for Alfonso's soul being taken out of his body. So I understand why he's choosing this path. There's someone I have to protect. Who does she mean? Does she mean Mustang? Is that why he just entered the room? I see what they did with this shit. She was like, I hate soldiers, but she's so respectful. She's like looking up to her. Oh, they'll definitely meet again. Especially after that in anime, 100%. Is it that funny how Colonel Mustang says that? The guy with fire out of his fucking fingertips. Dude, I love Ed's design, especially there. Oh my god. He's like, I don't care at this point, bro. I'll spit whatever comes out of my body. What is this guy gonna get his body back if he will? Guarantee you it doesn't happen until like the last season. The last fucking episode probably. I love how he covers his ass. Like he wears that thing, even though there's nothing there. It's just respectful. I'm loving this. What is this music? Am I in anime church right now? Oh shit, he didn't see any of that. You wait till now to talk about that? Look, yes, he's doing the face. Oh my god. This is what I mean, bro. Look, they're still together. Oh, they're gonna get married. I love when they do that shit, man. It's so exaggerated. He can just do it wherever he is. He doesn't need a fucking circle. He is the circle. This kid has bigger balls than me. He's like 40 years younger than me. I mean, how is it possible? You do not know the birth of the world. The fuck that happened? I want to live in this show. I hate the city, man. This is where I want to live. Damn, man, I won't want it. Oh, I'm gonna buy one off Amazon. I want to go through this fucking alchemist training. A dog in the military. Congratulations. You're on a leash now. Now he's the full-metal alchemist. Get it? The name of the show? These names are so fucking cool. Colonel Mustang. The other girl is called, um... What's the other called girl? Jeep? What are these names, man? These names are so cool. And then you have Alfonzi. Oh, yeah, you will. You're the main character in the anime. You better take it on. Oh, my God, man. The art. Oh. Philosopher's Stone. Oh, my God. We're probably not gonna get one to the end of the show, like I said. You know, usually a show goes down a bit the second episode. Like, the first episode established everything. Then the second episode was like, Okay, we're here. Now let's go there slow. And it's kind of like that. But they give us the backstory. They give us answers really fast. A lot of questions are still there. Like, why is this Philosopher's Stone so well believed in? Like, why does he believe this is gonna fix everything? And what's its importance? Who else is out there for it? Those two enemies at the end of the last episode? The fat motherfucker looking like Tommy Pickles? And the evil girl that... I've had dreams about. Like, who are these people? Who's the enemy? Why is this guy the... Bradley? Why is he so sus? I don't trust him, man. He's the enemy. I'm telling you right now. So this show is done. So I could take my time. And I'm gonna watch like one episode every few days. And I'm excited, man. We're gonna be reacting this for a while. It's very well loved in the anime community. I think it's like one of the most highest ranked animes in the world. I think it's like number two or one. I don't know, my friend told me. But yeah, that's gonna be it. Bye.